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@viridian- Жыл бұрын

1:22 Fun fact. The speed at which a squirrel will be injured in a fall is greater than the squirrel's terminal velocity. Squirrels are immune to falling damage... unless they don't land right, I guess.

@denverarnold6210 Жыл бұрын

I think it's the same for most insects, too.

@MrGrippy Жыл бұрын

They got feather falling

@PARTYGOER_BACKROOMS Жыл бұрын

@@MrGrippy they be hacking

@robertbeisert3315 Жыл бұрын

Applies to cats, too. An old teacher of mine used to say you could drop a cat from the top of the Empire State Building, and the cat would live, but the pedestrian it hit would not. Not because of energy transfer, but angry cat.

@PARTYGOER_BACKROOMS Жыл бұрын

@@robertbeisert3315 how does he know?

@SqaushToons Жыл бұрын

Why was it zoomed in Some people say its because I zoomed in, but if you look from “7:46 to idk” you’ll see it too

@RoseKeely Жыл бұрын

I also want to know this, it was kind of irritating.

@cabinonfire6365 Жыл бұрын

The milky way one? It's because the earth is within the milky way. Thus it's technically a photo of the milky way

@DixFamilyHome Жыл бұрын

@@cabinonfire6365🤓

@areallyshortbrontothere Жыл бұрын

@@cabinonfire6365 no almost all of them were

@osis2976 Жыл бұрын

To show the one website how to do it

@BuiHieuDong Жыл бұрын

"Close your eyes for full screen." This guy is the hero we needed, but didn't deserve as he provided us such a useful information.

@godeater168 Жыл бұрын

Hey you're everywhere dude

@Zephyrinnit Жыл бұрын

Yeah you were literally on the last video I watched

@fbiwastaken_ Жыл бұрын

guys help i cant see when i close my eyes

@godeater168 Жыл бұрын

@@Zephyrinnit yeah u're right dude I literally saw this guy everywhere

@Zephyrinnit Жыл бұрын

@@fbiwastaken_ LMAO ME NEITHER

@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын

2:18 this has the same energy as "we're going to die!" "Think positive!" "Im positive we're going to die!"

@WheatMuncher3000 Жыл бұрын

8:16 same energy as: Person in home: Who are you and how did you get in here?! Locksmith: I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith!

@frozendude707 Жыл бұрын

Why is the video zoomed in from 7:47 to 19:00? Did the editor done goofed?

@baileyvidican6998 Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who noticed

@zaxstarkaijein Жыл бұрын

I hate it >.< Just stuck listening

@smallbusinessman4499 Жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY SCREEN

@firefliesinajar_ Жыл бұрын

oh cool so it's not just me

@Azyne Жыл бұрын

Oh you too?

@DeathsDoor_Step Жыл бұрын

Lexi: "I don't how how we went from cleansing to consuming spirits" Me: "they aren't talking about the ones that haunt you"

@Gone._. Жыл бұрын

Jack, Lexi, Damien and Robin’s voices are engrained into my brain Edit: Brian, has died. We will remorse Brian forever, and ever. Does anybody have some words to say?

@Zephyrinnit Жыл бұрын

Yeah same

@mcdcblockblox9881 Жыл бұрын

There voice head bangs my head like 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

@stephenrocks8481 Жыл бұрын

There the people who voice my thought

@TheDapperMonkey Жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@vinnyvidz Жыл бұрын

Same I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get them out of my head they’re completely engraved into my head I could watch one of these videos blindfolded and automatically know it’s the truth

@RatPfink66 Жыл бұрын

SHANE, PLEASE STOP LABELING THE CAKE DONUTS *"BONELESS."* IF CUSTOMERS ASK FOR THEM BONE-IN, WE CANNOT SUPPLY THEM. -MANAGEMENT

@Landonc48 Жыл бұрын

Yes we can simply but those steak bones in it to management pls don’t fire me

@Bazk1t Жыл бұрын

WHY NOT PUT BREAD OVER BONES AND ADD BLOOD ONTO IT? GREAT IDEA INIT?

@Kalamarine_Animal 10 ай бұрын

I mean we can supply them, but we'd lose too many employees that way

@VerySmartPerson Жыл бұрын

1:07:00 We are in the milky way. Grass is also in the milky way. Therefore, a picture of grass is a close-up of the milky way. Edit: got the time wrong

@scythe_shifter Жыл бұрын

🤓

@kingwilliamdelphox Жыл бұрын

Actually, I believe it's referring to the fact that cows are animals that produce milk, they eat grass, and grass is also a pathway that they walk on and "Way" is a name for a street type and streets are used to travel, so thus the name "Milky" 'cause cows, and "Way" because grass.

@knifeyonline Жыл бұрын

@@kingwilliamdelphox you are overthinking it... it's definitely just because we are in the milky way 🤣...I mean, you can't get much closer to our galaxy than the person in the picture...

@SiebayRoo Жыл бұрын

@@kingwilliamdelphox that’s the way I saw it at first too

@riskyworks Жыл бұрын

1:25:03 I knew this one! I was playing Persona 4, and it is one of the questions

@mysterypotato4338 Жыл бұрын

"Who needs a partner when you have a dild-" -Jack December 2022

@turtlestheturtle Жыл бұрын

Anyone else notice that the video is strangely zoomed in? I’ve tried to zoom out, but nothing changed.

@CourierCat-2 10 ай бұрын

YESSS

@Messier42-handle 4 ай бұрын

@Idwren_404 3 ай бұрын

only for some minutes at the beginning

@addison_playz1237 Жыл бұрын

Teacher: “jimmy what bird cant fly” Jimmy: “well, that would be a dead bird”

@unknownbunny9888 2 ай бұрын

I see no argument here... except the fact that it most likely could fly a whole lot before. Wait, there's an argument.

@piercewalt7073 Жыл бұрын

the best part of this was when lexi said "the lexi wife" lmao... quick get to the lexi mobile where we will use the lexi bazooka to fight crime

@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Жыл бұрын

I prefer the Lexi Carl Gustav recoilless rifle

@Astrid_Cosmic_Chaos 7 ай бұрын

My nickname is Lexi lol

@LeafPawTherian 6 ай бұрын

My name is lexi

@nathanwest2304 Жыл бұрын

54:34 this is a reference to Plato's statement that a human is defined as a featherless biped then Diogenes comes busting in to the classroom holding a featherless chicken and proclaims"Behold, a featherless biped"

@kittygirlrachel Жыл бұрын

0:52 just realized that it was actually talking about the word nothing, my brain went straight to "Nag does?"

@oconnorwilliam01 9 ай бұрын

I wouldn't have gotten that if it wasn't for this comment

@Zeridria 3 ай бұрын

I literally commented “nutmeg” I’m tired man

@Joshigg 2 ай бұрын

I thought nibbling

@temporalguiste4111 Жыл бұрын

26:59 technically any room can be one you escape from if you leave with enough style

@animeisgreat2013 Жыл бұрын

my history teacher in high school had a poster that said "if at first you don't succeed parachuting is not for you". when i found it we were talking about something really serious and i just couldn't stop laughing

@ryanhiggins8869 Жыл бұрын

16:02 that’s going on my tombstone. “Died from too many birthdays”

@Snowthree Жыл бұрын

Just looked it up. Yes, lions do live in jungles. It's not their primary habitat and there's the issue of both lions and jungles becoming increasingly scarce; but they do, in fact, live in jungles at least occasionally.

@corbettbalcaitis Жыл бұрын

Fun fact for that squirrel fact early in the video, squirrels can fall an infinite amount of distance without dying. It is the lack of food that will kill them rather than the impact For clarification: squirrels if they can go without food or water, will NOT die of fall damage

@xStaatic Жыл бұрын

its always gonna be a fun day when emkay uploads a compilation video like this. Thanks!

@toastyotaku42 Жыл бұрын

Lexi and I have a lot in common. We are both trans and legally blind.

@autismrizzard Жыл бұрын

*new here* Lexi's trans!? AWESOME

@justanotheranimeprofilepic Жыл бұрын

@@autismrizzard I love everytime someone brings up that Lexi is trans this reply pops up. Not only because it's cute but it also blocks the transphobic replies that would normally appear

@boreal3255 9 ай бұрын

@@justanotheranimeprofilepicI haven't seen any ever. Are people nice or is the moderation working.

@MichealIsOk 8 ай бұрын

@@boreal3255 think its just you not looking at the bad comments, i see them all the time😭

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 7 ай бұрын

I'm nonbinary and I'm a furry + I'm gay soo wtf am I called in the world of lgbtq

@Nighthawk-5 Жыл бұрын

54:03 that was funny, the editor was just dying

@Thatspaceperson Жыл бұрын

Hearing Jack, Lexi, Robin, and Damien is now part of my daily routine.

@Goliushi Жыл бұрын

1:07:03 The joke is that Earth is in the Milky Way, so the image of grass is a close-up image of the Milky Way, because the grass is on Earth which is in the Milky Way.

@jacklynjohnson2201 8 ай бұрын

Same 🍷🗿

@aceash5908 Жыл бұрын

6:07 "wand fighting" 💀

@Zephyrinnit Жыл бұрын

Post: 404 not found Nobody absolutely nobody: Me: Haha 404 brain not found *walks straight into a wall 3 seconds later

@impossikour3309 Жыл бұрын

1:06:55 since we're in the milky way, that grass is part of the milky way therefore a closeup

@LyricaSilvan Жыл бұрын

An infinite bag of Swedish Fish?? Oh Lexi. You know the way to my heart.

@FewVidsJustComments Жыл бұрын

Robin’s realization reaction at 7:17 made me giggle

@samply_the_best Жыл бұрын

Thats Jack, the Snack thats smiles back.

@mars7201 Жыл бұрын

mm these long compilation videos are literally the thing that helps me sleep rn thanks :’)

@th3rian_w1ngs Жыл бұрын

I fall asleep and draw to these videos

@Wythyrl Жыл бұрын

I was listening to this at 12:15 am because I needed something to listen to while I shower and holy shit 1:09:32 scared me

@lauralbranch Жыл бұрын

2:09 I was expecting him to say “You like living more than you like chicken”

@felisazure1820 Жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see RT in this video but that was a nice surprise! Love these long-form videos, really nice to listen to while doing work.

@breadbutinfrench9429 Жыл бұрын

I think I love you

@domacleod Жыл бұрын

1:07:06 Earth is in the Milky Way galaxy. Anything on Earth is technically a close-up picture of the Milky Way. A microscopic picture of the fibers in your jeans is technically a close-up picture of your jeans.

@starfall17 Жыл бұрын

every picture is a closeup of the universe (technically the truth)

@deathvalley200exo Жыл бұрын

Alot of the posts seem zoomed in where you can't see the whole image or read the text.

@Skeletorque Жыл бұрын

Imagine the title was "TECHNICALLY THE TOP OF R/TECHNICALLYTHETRUTH"

@ChicjenLeg88 Жыл бұрын

This entire thing has made me realize how hungry all the emkay members are

@oliviac9623 Жыл бұрын

It is so weird to see CallMeKevin and RTGame out of the context of their own channels. Good to see they have been immortalized through their memery for all to see

@AverageGuy212 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky

@Pheonixonyx Жыл бұрын

Fun fact:your reading a fun fact

@FLOWER_BFB_2763 8 күн бұрын

@@Pheonixonyx Fun fact: Fun fact: Fun fact:

@wagyourtai1 Жыл бұрын

I asked openai, A chair is a piece of furniture designed for seating one person. It typically has a backrest, legs, and a seat, and is used in a variety of settings, including homes, offices, and public spaces. Chairs are often made from a variety of materials, such as wood, metal, and plastic, and can come in a range of styles and designs. To be classified as a chair, an object must be designed specifically for the purpose of providing a place for someone to sit, and must have a backrest, legs, and a seat for the person to sit on.

@goothedoot 10 ай бұрын

stools are chairs

@justseffstuff3308 Жыл бұрын

22:08 Snuppy, the first cloned dog, is an exception to that.

@missing_username-m6s Жыл бұрын

"EVERYONE ELSE ARE BITCHES OR SONS OF BITCHES!! IM THE ONLY ONE!!!" -Snuppy

@opalescantmoon82 Жыл бұрын

I called my friend, and said "I kicked a pregnant lady." and she said "Why?" and I said "Before I was born." and started laughing. It took her 10 minutes to call me back and say "I GET IT NOW!" LMFAOOOO

@jacobdoswalt Жыл бұрын

6:42 i quite literally almost died by chocking on my sandwich

@zendogmultimedia Жыл бұрын

is it just me, or is the video zoomed in?

@julianrodriguez4173 3 ай бұрын

not just you.

@DsG_1098 Ай бұрын

That's cap, It's zoomed in for me too

@lynnbrummett2016 Ай бұрын

@softpaw6234 Жыл бұрын

Technically you're not piloting a bone mech, your piloting a muscle mech with bone struts and meat armor

@lambyskits 7 ай бұрын

Skin armour aktuallyyyy

@skodass1 Жыл бұрын

2:00 and that joke went straight over his head... ya know Hulks real name is Bruce Banner right?

@nameless...................... Жыл бұрын

Bcure Wyane*

@lonemarkkingoftypos3722 Жыл бұрын

So youre saying that he bans anyone with the name "bruce".

@auragameryt Жыл бұрын

@@nameless...................... no, that's batman.

@Autism3.0 Жыл бұрын

@@lonemarkkingoftypos3722 he bans batman then?

@RealHauntedTale Жыл бұрын

Wtf is this comment thread XD

@AsgardianQueen Жыл бұрын

Also, eating lasagna in the shower seems like something Peter B. Parker from the Spider-Verse would do.

@Koyle69 Жыл бұрын

53:45 is it just me or does the alien sound like the guy from Aqua teen hunger force

@eternitynaskrkore3095 Жыл бұрын

Is it just me or are the posts zoomed in way too much?

@the_gay_bandit Жыл бұрын

5:18 They’re probably saving them for the finale, they have to introduce them at some point so why not in the apocalypse season

@mqgawario8722 Жыл бұрын

For Lexi: Lots of things spawn in the Nether in Minecraft, Piglins, Hoglins (no, Piglins and Hoglins aren't the same thing), Magma Cubes, Striders, Ghasts, Endermen, Skeletons, Wither Skeletons (no, Skeletons and Wither Skeletons are not the same), Blazes, and Zombie Pigmen.

@lexispirtheart Жыл бұрын

Skeletons, withered Skeleton, and blazes

@mqgawario8722 Жыл бұрын

@@lexispirtheart Thank you

@marcusmining5505 Жыл бұрын

And zombie pigmen

@mqgawario8722 Жыл бұрын

@@marcusmining5505 Thank you

@YourGirlTyra Жыл бұрын

29:38 Imagine someone said "That'd explain the obesity rates"

@raphaeldreiricarte5549 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this part 7:01

@_.-Skitterbug-._ 4 ай бұрын

*blood and muscle and mucus and spit and salivAHSJGH*

@Ashirro_ Жыл бұрын

5:56 help that’s Kaede Akematsu from danganronpa not a Jojo stan

@PelucheHoarder Жыл бұрын

😂 yeah I know

@GuretoDaze 10 ай бұрын

I guess Kaede didn't want to be left hanging

@Dovah_Slayer Жыл бұрын

Actually fun fact: having 5 fingers is actually a reccesive gene

@coruscaregames Жыл бұрын

YES AN INTRO AFTER SO LONG

@nefwaenre Жыл бұрын

They do it on every long ones. :')

@erintigges2101 Жыл бұрын

In case anyone hasn't said, the guy from Countdown is Alex Horne

@milahjensen 7 ай бұрын

I wanna recommend these videos to my mom but I'm scared shell ask why I'm watching reddit

@SiebayRoo Жыл бұрын

Elon Musk being African American is the one that got me. Alongside “A shoe” which had me laughing for a solid two minutes.

@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing Жыл бұрын

If the “Metaverse” gets popular, we might be living in a simulation.....

@StarParticleShade Жыл бұрын

1:39 --- Holy sh- that's my university!!! I absolutely LOVED going to SHSU. Super proud of my degree from there. It's a great school! As our motto states: "A measure of a life is its service" -- and this man just served up some sweet, sweet punnery to make our lives just a wee bit better. Proud of you, fellow Bearkat!

@igreatlyandpowerfullydisag3681 Жыл бұрын

"Jungle" was a term used to refer to many various wild biomes, including the savannah, where lions live

@desc3nd1ng-k Жыл бұрын

11:13 straight out of south park lol

@kaidenflournoy114 Жыл бұрын

That's the truth

@Alexitty17 Жыл бұрын

I hear lexis voice every time a see a cute animal

@sofichu_gamer655 Жыл бұрын

3:15 Literaly you if you say “racist should die” ur beginning racist and say tecnicly “I should die”

@inkyofc Жыл бұрын

32:59 I'm Brazilian so I can confirm that everything is correct here

@ryanfox1986 Жыл бұрын

Penguins do lay eggs

@suehaight1477 Жыл бұрын

I should be sleeping but I like Jack's voice

@howardroberts4837 Жыл бұрын

This is random and totally unrelated, but my cat just fell asleep on my foot and I can feel his warm little breath on my foot 🥺🥺🥺

@Kakimou. Жыл бұрын

The music just triggers something in me making me more calm and sophisticated

@theadhdgoblin Жыл бұрын

8:51 hell yeah kid

@nosamgeography1249 Жыл бұрын

Just got a power outage and this is the only video I’m able to watch as yt can’t load lol

@Qtlpgt Жыл бұрын

Oof

@bl4xxun Жыл бұрын

"I will never experience what it is like being this man right now" did not age well in regards to till lindemann 😂

@TheNormExperience Жыл бұрын

Lol, his name is Alex Horne. And if you watch him and Greg Davies on Taskmaster, you’ll never forget his name again because the giant Greg Davies refers to him almost exclusively as, “llllllliiiittle Alex Horne!” In a high pitched voice 😂

@chaitea3659 Жыл бұрын

Let’s just appreciate how clean the username “MilfMunching” is

@Mattsterofgames Жыл бұрын

1:21:41 That was AMAZING you need to wright a story Amazing detail.

@LunarFoxes1 Жыл бұрын

With the full movie thing, jokes on them, I barely blink.

@mindofanidiot1 Жыл бұрын

48:45 I just imagine it’s that one meme with the camera man going as fast as the runners

@alexvaraderey Жыл бұрын

If you want a rough conversion from kilos to pounds, just double the kilos and add 10%. So, 100 kilos is approximately 220 pounds.

@bangchannie_97 Жыл бұрын

hope yalls are staying safe rn in the usa, im also from the usa and i just heard that yallls are getting big snowstorm so i hope this vid brings all pf us a good day

@Thatspaceperson Жыл бұрын

Thx man, it’s hard in Texas rn it’s colder then Michigan.

@ADHD-Creature-Official Жыл бұрын

@@Thatspaceperson as a Texan, luckily my pipes didn’t bust but a ton of my neighbors did. Luckily it should be over now

@owenstauble6370 Жыл бұрын

“100% of people struck by lightning die” Tell that to the people who have been struck by lightning and are still alive, especially if they’ve been struck more than once.

@sillsterhehehaha Жыл бұрын

33:34 I THOUGHT IT SAID 1 CUPCREAM CHILLI

@Ultranger Жыл бұрын

In the second vid at the beginning I thought for a moment that was David the Baker, one of the old narrators from EzPz

@kryptonicletsplaygaming5529 Жыл бұрын

Man that ten hour video is awesome

@Runivis Жыл бұрын

38:30 #17 ACKCHYUALLY... According to the national weather service only 10% of lighting strike victims die, the other 90% are severely injured but survive.

@kudniry2878 Жыл бұрын

4:14 its a BEEker"s Dozen

@Denonocat 10 ай бұрын

Take my like and leave.

@CentralScotlandBusesYT Жыл бұрын

43:37 I’m Gonna Double Down On That & Say That I Once Met Someone Called Karen Who Was 6’4

@merryavant Жыл бұрын

I played this by accident, clicked off, then went to play it again

@QuestionableEngineering6969 2 ай бұрын

hearing Lexi say "And a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a yearAnd a year" is so funny

@Shitboxgarage2.7 Жыл бұрын

How to outsmart a genie, make a deal for infinite wishes if you can outsmart him, wish for nothing to change, now you either have infinite wishes or your wishes changed and now you’ve outsmarted the genie