Mondays with t-bunz and fat stix is the best

Tom looks like Burnts therapist today.

Bert Kreischer in a nutshell: "I'm not sure I agree with what I'm about to say" 🤣

Bert likes reliving his trauma of being spiked, now he does it to himself. Poor burnt crystals

As a 25 year old woman, I hate the fact that I am able to relate with Bert on the subject of fashion, of all things

“Limp bizkit really spoke to me” more things bert says that dont surprise me at all

Bart is like 12 year old Tom Hanks in "Big" if his character specifically wished he was 50 and fat

Listening to Brent Crusher slowly reverse engineer the concept that “art is subjective” has been the highlight of my commute to work. Thanks boys! 😂

Tom looking like he's sitting on a yacht and you have 24 hours to get his drugs back or give him 250k cash or you're dead.

Apparently Ari started a roofie trend with Bert and he doesn't even realize it.

Bart: "I was obsessed with hip hop and rap" Also Bart: "limp biscuit spoke to me" Also also Bart: "I didn't know who method man or wu tang where"

The fact that Tom peer pressured Bert into smoking cigarettes made me realize that Tom is the cool one and Bert is a dork

Burt is the Limp Bizkit of comedy

"Today is a Xanax day" Bert both continues to surprise and not surprise me at the same time

Every time Tom interrupts Bert, I cheer.

Bruce really said “I’ve been sleeping amazing because of the fitvine” and two seconds later he says “I didn’t exercise because I haven’t been sleeping well”

Finally Native gets a day off. Hopefully he hasn’t slept in several days and is down around 50k on blackjack. Just like he loves ❤️

“Todays a Xanax day” Tom: What are you doing? 💀

Bert being a Creed and Limp Bizkit fan is very much on brand. "It spoke to me" fucking killed my ass 🤣🤣🤣

"Fred Durst was speaking to me through his lyrics..." - Shit I never thought I'd hear. Ever.

Tom dressed like he got a bunch of Zara gift cards he has to use before they expire

I love that Halston is so tuned in with Bert and the family that he immediately started shutting down the “occasional show cigarette” for Bert 🤣🤣

I liked that part when Fat Stix told a bad joke, and then read the exact same joke from his phone, and then told the story about him explaining the joke to his wife. Great content.

Man Bert acts differently when he's at his crib. Way more chill and relaxed, he still talking 90% of the time though.

Happy Monday everyone! Starting off the week right

Currently in the hospital with my wife having our baby girl and getting thru the nerves with Brent and Tim is a great distraction.

Can we get an episode of the two of you in an art show. With Burt expressing his thoughts and feelings towards all the art.

Bert is that kid that tries to give himself a cool nickname and tries to act like everyone already calls him that. Baby Churchill? Nahhhh Bert more like Big Baby Koolaid aka Captain Hangover aka Chlorine Nuts

the irony of Bert dosing himself as a treat lol

Bert's ability to live in his own reality is really going to come in handy when everything is in shambles and his health is past repair.

There is no better quote to get to Bret's essence than " Limp Bizkit, I was obsessed! They spoke to me. Artistically, I could break down their lyrics"

The guy who on the regular has his shirt off, saying "I'm not really a clothes guy" is hilarious.

It seemed Ari dosing Bert made Bert wanna control who surprise doses him

I love that Tom is laughing his ass off during the whole gliding clip and Bert sits there contemplating life

Tommy bunz laughing at the parasailing killed me

Closing the streets for a little freezing rain and Texas acts so tough lol

Bert can artistically break down Limp Biskit 😆 🤣

Brent Crenshaw and Tim are something else

The beginning bit about the art reminds me of a girl I dated in high school. Her parents were both sheriffs in our county as well as bikers. For months, every time I'd go to her house, her dad would remind me to not go into his "Harley room". I had asked the girl and her brother several times what was up with the Harley room and of he just didn't like me. They insisted he liked me but that the Harley room was off limits to guests. They told me it has all kinds of Harley merch, different signed photos etc and that it was just a rule they had. One day, the girl's brother said fuck it, let's go hang out in the Harley room. Now I'm terrified of their dad finding out because I was just some 16 year old kid, but I say alright let's go. We walk in and the first thing I see isn't anything to do with Harley Davidson, it's a fucking black/white full photo of their mom naked. Then I notice there are more scattered across the room. She was a pretty hot mom so I'm just like "what the fuck is happening right now!?" And they're both acting like it's this completely normal thing! I turn 30 in a few weeks and can still remember that fucking room. 😂😂

Bert talking about clothes and watches is like listening to a giraffe talk about Santa's elves.

Immediately hit with memories of the heavy segment. The scalpel made me shiver. Love these bears

Holy shit, did we make it through an entire episode without looking at porn? Someone get these guys a trophy

Berm being a big fan of Creed and Limp Bizkit makes perfect sense.

We need a “Is that your thing?” Shirt with Toms face smiling on it 😂

The only thing missing is Bert lying on a couch for this solid therapy sesh with Dr. Segura

This has become 2 Bears in MANY CAVES!

Bert is the real life Homer Simpson 😆

Lee ann - “I don’t really get Dave Chappelle” Bert - “she probably thinks I’m better than him” Peak Bert.

In this episode, Bert talks for an hour and teaches himself that comedy is subjective. Love it!

The way Bret says “Hot Tub Tony Francis” is like he’s trying to get beetle juice over!

Definitely enjoyed this episode. When they talked about Rap ❤️

the parasailing story did it for me. my stomach hurt from laughing. the laugh track from Tom helped me get into the guy falling into trees; twice! lol

Amazing that Bert was the one who pronounced Basquiat right. I guess if there was a trophy for pronouncing artists names correctly Bert would've wan it

Tom is such a psycho laughing at the parasailing accident 😂🤣

Toms laugh is too much lmao 😂

I love how Tom gets so proud of Bart every time he thinks of something that’s actually a good idea

I swear he's told that method man story like 6 times.

Love listening to two middle aged white men break down rap

Five beers deep on a Monday evening watching while playing video games, they start talking about a guys trip to Mexico and I start getting excited like I’m invited.

Bert: paragliding is the worst thing Also Bert: let's try hot air balloons

the most Bart thing ever was said during this show.... " Fred Durst was speaking my language." ...

I can't wait to see all the comments about how bert talks alot. Week after week people are still 😮.

That time Bert held his hand up at Tom and said “hold on” and then held his finger up at Haulston and said “stop playing videos while I’m talking”.

Tom laughing at the guy falling off the mountains made me laugh

Tom loves the look of disgust on people 😂

The “comedy broker”/ basquiat painting analogy is the most insightful thing Bert has ever said”

48:26 I was literally crying at work 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bart's busting brain cells at a staggering rate...even faster than i am...and that's quite an achievement

Bert could make Goggins tap if he had to keep up with Bert in Mexico lol. He would be so drunk and high he wouldnt know what a boat is much less how to carry it

I chuckled when Bert said Limp Bizkit, “Spoke to him,” but I swerved my car and almost crashed when he brought up Creed 🤣🤣🤣

Love when Tom laughs hard as shit. Man though dark 🤣🤣

I've watched so many episodes of 2 bears 1 Cave and this has gotta be my favorite. Hilarious constantly and very interesting

If Bert said that he found that t-shirt in a dumpster, I wouldn't even question it.

Just watched Bert’s show in Evansville last night. It was amazing

Bert literally had the same taste in music as me! waiting for him to mention Puddle of Mud

I totally understand you Bert. When Wu-tang Forever came out we would all listen to it over and over and write down all the lyrics we could figure out. Now there is Genius...

Holy shit, this is the most Tom has talked on an episode of 2B1C. It's good to see growth in Brett to let him talk.

Burt was so proud of that Neil Young joke

Love the new studio setup fellas, keep killin it, thanks for always making me laugh!

Two Bears One Goggins…🤣. I can see the thumbnail now, David Goggins in the middle and these two on both sides doubled over and puking.

"I've been mixing Xanax into my medication just to give myself a little treat" Bert is such an interesting creature

I honestly really like Bert's studio

Tom needs to curate a playlist on Spotify I’d love to listen to it

I would watch a podcast that is just Bert and Tom reacting to different types of slams

listening to Bart re-emphasize to Tim that he wrote that Rogan/Young joke (which was just ok btw) is like when you were a kid and you put your big boy pants on for the first time and kept letting mom know about it.

I love how when Tom finds something funny he glances at Brent to see his reaction and if it’s a good reaction, Tom laughs even harder.

Bert "Stop playing things when I'm talking" Everyone thinks "But you're always talking Bert"

This was the best bertcast episode by far

This show has to devolved to basically Tim interviewing a caveman and explaining basic modern things to him.

Bert: gets mad when Ari roofies him. Also bert: roofies himself

This podcast always makes me feel better about my terrible lifestyle choices.

Bert, - "He goes up with Keenan from Fatburger.." LMAO! i lost it bruh

Imagine if Bart didn’t have five full time babysitters, a wife, a dad that could pay for ten years of college, an agent, and a business manager. I think, he thinks he’s the one keeping the ship afloat.

Why is Tom dressed like a sea captain?

Tom and Bert are always snapping on their crew.😂

I was at the San Diego show. And you're right, you killed it.

Everyone let's be real 😂 When Bert heard of "Cuban Links" He thought it was a pack of hotdogs 😂🌭

Are we gonna not talk about the fact that birds movie takes place in Russia and and there is quite a bit of buzz around that right now 🙃

Halston saying "Don't encourage him" (to smoke) at 51:10 is priceless.

Bert forgot his best nickname, Fat Sticks.