Google how do you get free gems illegally-- I mean legally?

fr tho

And you end up throwing yourself out the window and ruining any future chances with them regardless of the option you pick

Thats why i dont play official stories. Also a lot of official ones have LL version and u don’t have to pay for choices

It felt great to be your 1k like 😭

+18 😣😣😣😣😣😣

Watch till the end 😱

Jazmin Ornelas imagine being so funny kurtis pins your comment

AND I THINK IM PREGNANT!???😨

Dont forgot the exaggerated face expression on the thumbnail 😂

THIS COMMENT HAS ME ROLLING IN MY GRAVE JJDHSFHSDFHDFADIFHSDJHSDGHDFGHIFHGSHGSHDS

@@jesuschrysler8467 just like the grandma /j Yeah I’m still going to hell

@@Kevindoesedits LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT COMMENT IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT🙏‼️

Why is the superior option free?

@@mlle7321 uhhh

im sorry but this is so funny 😂

i chortled out loud at this wtf

BYE

i wheezed 🤣😭

i thought you was looking for a mind at work

isabel collyns you mean blonde kurtis

but its relatable

wait I thought he said it was only 2 dollars

Orly S 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

* cody simpson

Oh hell yes I’ll take the mass murder any day

You can say hi if you commit mass murder first

How’s the mass murder free? That’s the best choice!

Dammit I just nose laughed into my cereal 😭😭😭

I spend 40 diamonds and a kidney to say hi and then mass murder

that was horrible well done

Dear lor-

T h a n k s

This is my 13th reason🥰

@@spookyspaghett1 AHAHAHAGDBDVDJ-

OMG I'VE READ IT TOO! AND I WAS THINKING WHY THE STORY WAS SO SIMILAR!!

did that fanfic happen to be about cody simpson

i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad- They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭

i remember that story! i wonder if the author ever played the game

@@oonooooooooo not that I remember

lol

Yoooo let's go I broke 1000

Hi stay 💌✨

Omg that'd be hilarious! Btw love ur pfp and username

made out

Princess Ülkü gay rights

The Episode Original stories suck lol he should go for one of the Fan stories, they don't drain your money with diamond choices

you’re right i t s a d a m n g a m e, imagine getting that offended by it doing that, its stupid but its really not that serious

naber lan

literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they? They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.

OMG HELP THE "Thats fine look great either way" LIKE WHYYY IM LITERALLY WEARING PAJAMAS (also your pfp is *chef's kiss*)

@@dunkey759 their pfp looked like Emma from The Promised Neverland (no relation to me btw)

That's SO accurate, or it's something like Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!" Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!" Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!" Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits" and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit

"What blood type are you???" ... "red"

lil sally walker walkin’ down the street-

It’s like 3am rn in Switzerland and I’m screaming

becca . She didn’t know what to do so she stepped in front of me

Neveah wildheart is my pen name 😂

Well, a trash bag will definitely get peoples attention.

This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress

Your average Dishwasher wait i remember that

@@pavement8280 yeah i know that one

@@pavement8280 haha I played that one

to be fair kurt cobain got married in his pyjamas

Hi I know this gets thrown around often online but this LITERALLY made me cry from laughter so just thank you so much

I kinda wish I could make an Episode story and put these exact options in there. 🤣🤣

@@tamiwatchesstuff You’d be doing the Lord’s work

i would honestly pick option two for more drama😂😭

Ally Gray omg me toooo

i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!

im losing my mind😭😭😭😭

Ally Gray I can feel you counting the esses

Ally Gray ALL THE S’S

literally, then agreeing to be her bridesmaid will cost like 50 diamonds

The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like: 1. pull her down to kiss her 2. cut her fucking legs off

option A: 19 gems option B: FREE

And then you always choose B. Because you want to know what happens

Lmfaooo

Exactly!

AND CHEAPER

Annika Green you spelled “real life” wrong

Then they make you feel guilty for not spending your money

Just what I wanted!

bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds. (then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)

At least is accurate

*I'm ded* I don't even know why

@Legendary Maybe because you also peeled off your skin

i actually laughed congrats man

lol this is great

why would someone wear the clothes they need for an interview to SCHOOL

yep that’s me-

Who put you on the earth UGH 😄

kurtis = cody simpson

@@m_gwb edit: Kurtis Conner > Cody Simpson

The Spider-Man meme but with kurtis, Cody, and episode boy

Through the transitive property: kurtis looks like Cody Simpson

Lindsay M omfg I swearrr lmaoo

Trump hat lmaoooo 😂😂

*BFF character*- don’t forget your crush is a Democrat and hates video games!

Peanut Butter nothing has been more accurate

Same thing with Love island mobile. All the sexy outfits 10 diamonds, basic dress free.

Leah Blumel sameee

Oh My God I was listening with AirPods on too 😂

@@leahwilliams6 😂😂

Love this haha

Gamers rise up

Banana Banana I love it😂

Banana Banana imma start Doug that

genius

@save Felix's hairline its basically non existent her teachers are gonna have fun trying to pronounce that.

😂😂😂

Wait... WAIT...

indp. iv oh damn that’s neat I thought it was a very throw away comment lol

Yeah this comment needs more replies, also here are some sparkles for a good day ✨✨✨

the only way we live on campus is not the same a great time and money and you are doing good I am a very happy and prosperous New and improved and we are not in my head around the matter with you on this one was hurt me and the iced out to me as a great time with your friends have a nice time at your house on Sunday at 4 the same and to the same the iced out so that you can do that and it willing I have to do this and other details I am a very happy and I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this opportunity I am a very happy and excited for this week so that you can do that and it will not send to the same Andrew thanks and best of my name on my own personal work on this one was hurt me as a great time. here you needed a comment so here you go

Yes. He should have.

who’s cody simpson?

@@emz8277 a singer

@@emz8277 ītš më, îm çœdÿ śįmpšøñ

(not clickbait)

Lol

Sounds like don't hate the player

LMFAOO that’s why I fucken hate episode.

At this point I only play official stories for gems

LMAO I LAUGHED TOO HARD

You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.

@@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.

EXACTLY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHA

if you wanna go on a date with cody, give us chris phucker!

Rumpelstiltskin type shit😭

Also episode: we make babies

this is the best one of these comments😭

Even if it cost a diamonds I would still join in

@@mf1672 What- 😃

I READ THAT ""GETTING BEAT UP IN THE BALLS"" LMAO

oh good the option i want is free

LMFAOOO

For real dude I was so mad at Demi that time

LMAONFHJDFH SAME I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEMI LOVATO GAME

IM DEAD I REMEMBER THATTT

The kind of thing that can only happen in Episode 😂

Catherine Maclaine Marshall agreed

He liked it bc he hates to admit too

Dammit. You’re absolutely right.

Facts

I do agree

I needed this today thank goodness

facts 😪✊

so true

always

Before extra greeting: 😔 After extra greeting: 😁

Girls in a nutshell lmao😂

@@iwantpizza476 As a female I have to agree

1,000th like :)

@@iwantpizza476 Well his are taught to be all polite which leads to a more indirect form of communication lmao

@@iwantpizza476 bruh

The Exploraholic True tho-

LMAO IM CRYING

Aye my kidneys trash! I'll take that deal!

I'd give up my kidney to slap someone and insult their mother

That's some bitlife shiii

Stolen? Lol

"𝙸 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚂𝙾𝙽"

axolotl IM MF DEAD💀💀

Yeah, but why is no one talking about the mom's reaction when Kurtissssss said "same old. I'm a mom" when she asked her about her day

Jajajjajaja jajajajajajaja

I’m not like other girls. I was in a coma and lost my memory

it is, she aint like any other giRls

lmao reallyyy

He really looks like he just saw a murder. I laugh every time

it's almost like the word had more than one definition

Brooke DoVale there’s a lot of ‘em. damn hipsters.

This is makin me wanna change my hair

David Greenleaf Thats exactly why you should let KZfaqrs choose your haircut

- Toilet paper (Free)

hello there not anymore, a toilet paper dress now would be worth well over 1000 diamonds

@@NeonSparkels3867 give this man a medal

That shit is always making me mad

@@NeonSparkels3867 I have toilet paper!,I only want one small diamond. Don't need 300. Just one to sell to make it another month.

This is basically episode

Erica Liu wow already married

Pee in his mouth (free)

lol so the moral in this game is that currency *does* buy happiness

D I V O R C E

Use your stand on him (free)

Bro i remember that😭😂

Omg yaaa..it used to freak me out

I liked the older art style of the game

He said he played it when it like first came out when he was younger so I think he has right ?

@@nana-qn1zc i like the 2nd style. Like the original was creepy and the newest one is kinda half assed but the middle one was just rightt

@@kivaylo Loll hello and thank you for the comment

@@kivaylo lmao right so many likes and barely anything

No. That’s obviously our queen Kurtissssssss

Omg I literally named her Rihanna when I started this story because she literally does

But she is white

oh na na what's my name looking ass

@@Jayjay_07 she looks like a light skinned black person because of the yellow undertones

@Saniya Divekar couse they reuse the models 🤷🏻‍♀️

oh yeah true hahahah i didn't even realize

They actually do have a plus sized model in one of the stories.

it's a common theme these days

ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE idk what story it is but ik that in some of them when you’re customizing your character you can change your body type

hobi wobi lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

Ok but ur profile pic is sO CUTE Have a greaat day army:)

lil meow meow Awww thanks :3

lil meow meow It’s all hoseok tho 😍

lil meow meow oh what so non-kpoopers don’t get a good day then

"I fucking made out with Cody Simpson...and for what?!"

HaHahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is ur profile pic Gerard way?

Sofia May-Zambrano yes it is😂

Casen Rausch good. 😂😂

Mhm

I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢

aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.

David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.

@@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.

Looks like that baby's name gonna be Abortshawn 💀

(free)

“the baby’s name is heaven bc that’s where it’s going”

EMMANUELLA CANN yeah but it costs a shit ton of diamonds

3- Eat the baby

Kurtis be like: fucking parDON???

Timestamp??

​@@thebestfishinthesea 10:55

lily m I love Codel

oh fuck, we need to get these two together!!

a match made in heaven

YESSSSSSSSS

When are they gonna continue that love island game😤

Mae Wobniar don’t be a dylan😂

Mae Wobniar dylan is in trouble, i mean you’re not wrong 😂

Don't be a dylan

don't be a Dylan

Don’t be a Dylan

now thats a name

Isabella Vargas Beautiful

Dangit! THAT should've been our name. 😣 LoL.

hope OML DANG IT-

kurtities

exactly Leah is VeRoNiCa and the school is literally called 'Riverside' ugh I hate it

@@AshaSara Riverside is a place in California skejekd I assumed it was there-

that’s what i was thinking

Not to mention the diner?? It's all Riverdale

And they call her Jughead at the beginning lmao

trUe

I can vouch that this is true

Dollstylist041 Poll 6th grade me is feeling called out

I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!

I would troll with it like make my name Ben Dover

Kurtisssssss*

I questioned that too.

Well guess she's just gotta take off her shirt. I mean there's no other logical option.

"I made out with Cody Simpson, and for what?" *speedwalks away*

“Oh I thought it was blood”

Or his grunting and weird noises when he was fighting the car

@@octopleb9370 i would speed walk toward the door so i could get more context cmon

What episode?

@@Sam.Sam_ the one where randy gets the record for biggest shit

STOPP I forgot about that episode 💀💀

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPISODE IM WHEEZING💀

i though he was gonna say”kurtissa” but then he just kept adding s’s 😔

Snakes are girly apparently

Shoulda been Kursti

I wanted kurtrina

I thought it would be Kurtina, guess not 😔✌

I'm wheezing😂

I have never laughed more omg

That bath towel kinda a look tho

What about sexy bath towel 😳✌️ hahaha...jk uNlESs

more like a fucking hot dog costume