Every parent at Disney

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"Get over here by the count of three or I will spank you into Tomorrowland!" John Crist is every parent at Disney.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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@sarrinahjawed7047 4 жыл бұрын

“Baby you want these or you wanna go to college?” Dad is that you?????

@anhtran0812 4 жыл бұрын

Bluequeenzie 101 same lmao

@TheColorOfCaramel 4 жыл бұрын

But that is SO true...you literally need $250 JUST to buy food AND merchandise! ...and don't act like you want to go to Universal Studios the next day, it was $189 dollars to get in about 5 years back, no telling how much it is NOW.

@gosulanre6669 4 жыл бұрын

@Kaya Beautymantra what did you pick?

@klingon1064 4 жыл бұрын

goofy shape chicken nuggets do sounds dop tho

@MysticOceanDollies 4 жыл бұрын

TheColorOfCaramel Universal merch is even more expensive than Disney, and a water bottle was $8 the last time I was there.

@mia7639 4 жыл бұрын

“$45 for a pair of bedazzled mouse ears??” “Do you want these or do you want to go to college?” I’m deaddddd😂😂😂

@macias7125 4 жыл бұрын

I would’ve chosen the ears 😂😂😂😂

@STMARTIN009 4 жыл бұрын

Choose the ears you will get more bang for you buck than a $100,000 liberal arts degree

@tworpish 4 жыл бұрын

@@STMARTIN009 when you bring politics into literally anything.

@Kahoobb 4 жыл бұрын

@@tworpish how is that politics if it's a college degree lol

@katem.3677 4 жыл бұрын

@@macias7125 Eff that I got some (actually well-made) knock-off ears for 12 bucks at a convenience store near my hotel. And you can get last years ears at a Disney outlet for 8 bucks.

@AndreasAntics 3 жыл бұрын

“Quit being tired. You’re at Disney. You can sleep when you get home.” - my grandmama

@vbgvbg1133 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesluis1767 my man... this is publicly viewable, everyone can see you

@Feral_cockroach121 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesluis1767 ..Tf-

@MegatronEnthusiast 3 жыл бұрын

“Pick up your garbage this isn’t Six Flags” That sentence made me laugh so much

@karenjones6135 3 жыл бұрын

It's soooo true!

@WolfRaging95 2 жыл бұрын

“Cleanest Theme Park In The World.”

@Adam-xo7cv 2 жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of going to Six Flags the day after going to Disneyland. Whatever Disney charges for admission is absolutely worth it. I'll never pay the $39 to get into Six Flags again.

@dlg.studios5649 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed too! 🤣🤣

@flobrez2470 2 жыл бұрын

Six flags where I live is in the worst part of town. I would never go there much less bring children.

@jenniferl.8111 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine tourists just seeing this man talking to his invisible children.

@abigailalley2290 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@usefulchickens 3 жыл бұрын

how awkward 😭

@billyhenerson2871 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone would be paying attention, since it's complete chaos with way too much going on.

@romanalillian 3 жыл бұрын

They be like: o.0

@grapjai9452 3 жыл бұрын

it be like ... it's disney, use your imagination

@nenecheese1179 3 жыл бұрын

"make believe your feet aren't sore" "this is disney use your imagination" *chokes*

@Sprorts 3 жыл бұрын

1,000th like

@daryatislenko4651 3 жыл бұрын

My favourite line xD

@ramenspice9081 3 жыл бұрын

💀🤚🏽

@shototodoroki3292 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it...

@daryatislenko4651 3 жыл бұрын

@@shototodoroki3292, ask Deku)

@elijahsimmons2245 3 жыл бұрын

“Oh you wanna go to Its A Small World all by yourself? It’s gonna turn into a pretty big world when you come out and can’t find your parents”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@harryjohns18 3 жыл бұрын

props to this guy who did this in a real disney park

@luigikungfu0880 2 жыл бұрын

My guy is making himself seem crazy for content. Indeed, props.

@thanoswife1254 5 жыл бұрын

“It’s too early to get wet” He captures what a parent is exactly like at amusement parks.

@Alyssa-gw7tb 5 жыл бұрын

My mom when we go to a water park😂😂

@xleemeowx 5 жыл бұрын

so true

@spongebob4926 4 жыл бұрын

Thanos' wife Akima yeah I went on a. Ride at night it’s better getting wet early I got soaked as the park closed so I went like that in the car and when I got to the hotel I was still soaked

@thanoswife1254 4 жыл бұрын

@@spongebob4926 yeah, I think I get it now, my mom would say it's too early to get wet and I think it's because we were little kids and she didn't want us whining the whole time if we go wet before the whole park because there's bound to be other rides that would get us wet

@spongebob4926 4 жыл бұрын

Thanos' wife Akima but we can get fried easily walking around and all the wind on rides

@greeneggsham6882 4 жыл бұрын

"Mommy, why is that man shouting orders at nobody?" "I dont know, Johnny. I dont know."

@BSH1833 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@HoneyBunches100 3 жыл бұрын

So millions of people on KZfaq can laugh 😉

@xxfoxbiasxx2259 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I just thought of that 😂😂😂

@GS_PlayzFN 3 жыл бұрын

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@Evan-hz1dc 3 жыл бұрын

@@GS_PlayzFN hello

@devinleek5685 3 жыл бұрын

0:19 I love how tigger just runs up to him and he just says " Absolutely Not, Absolutely Not" 😂

@johnharris6655 3 жыл бұрын

My wife and I went to Disneyland without our kids, they are both married and out of the house. But it was hard not to laugh at the parents with kids with one on a leash and one in a stroller, thinking back to those days. But the stroller parking outside of the Pinocchio ride looked like a traffic jam on I-5.

@doughesson 2 жыл бұрын

You didn't ask anyone with a kid on a leash,"Is he a pound rescue?"

@wotan10950 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t laugh, but I used a leash too, and I’m glad I did. I was a single parent back then, with two kids, and one of them would constantly run off. I wasn’t going to take a chance with 50,000 people.

@johnharris6655 2 жыл бұрын

@@wotan10950 I did the same thing.

@celinevanruyskensvelde7448 Жыл бұрын

My parents one time when we were visiting our grandparents in Florida: we’re going to Disney World! Me and brother: yaaay Dad: no, WE are. Ya’ll have a nice day with Meme and Pepe (grandparents nick names) 🤣 I was so angry. Now as a 31 year old I do not blame them one damn bit for going once without us lol.

@patriciagodfrey6345 9 ай бұрын

@@doughesson Be thankful any child is on a leash. I was a "bolter" and my parents put me on a leash, our of sheer frustration. Years later, in 1st grade, the discovery was made that I was legally blind. That could have been unfortunate for any driver. * splat * (Unfortunate for me too.)

@blucomet5248 4 жыл бұрын

“She’s not coming out today, that dream to meet Elsa you better Let It Go.” 😂

@fabianvanderelst9643 4 жыл бұрын

I nose exhaled so much at this one 😆

@jookie4207 4 жыл бұрын

How did I not notice that pun? 🤦‍♂️

@el_matamuertes 3 жыл бұрын

That’s bars man 🔥🔥

@el_matamuertes 3 жыл бұрын

comment police imagine thinking you’re qualified enough to keep an eye on people’s comments and calling yourself "police" 🤡

@el_matamuertes 3 жыл бұрын

comment police ight bro imma keep peace, it wasn’t a paragraph tho, take care and have a good day 🙌🙌

@natalyawitkowski702 5 жыл бұрын

“Your mother brought ham sandwiches” If that ain’t a mood...

@temavero2124 5 жыл бұрын

Next level of "we have food at home" meme

@thelastcube. 5 жыл бұрын

Story of my life, if possible my parents would try their best to bring lunch boxes even in airplanes

@glens2019 5 жыл бұрын

I hear Disneyland food is hella expensive.

@natalyawitkowski702 5 жыл бұрын

@glens Yeah it is, but it’s worth it. I only know this because my grandma actually loves me and got me a pretzel

@torimack3884 5 жыл бұрын

Costco ham

@MargoB Жыл бұрын

"If you don't get back here by the count of three I will spank you into Tomorrowland!". 😂😂

@abigailjulia5518 3 жыл бұрын

“All my homeschool kids want to do is visit the hall of presidents”😂😂

@shakira1702 8 ай бұрын

He's not wrong. I went to Disney with my cousins, who were homeschooled as children;the Hall of Presidents and Tomorrowland was what they wanted to do. I never knew these "rides" existed until that day.😁

@ogattens 5 жыл бұрын

“Absolutely not, absolutely not...” *Tigger ominously jogs up to you*

@gabbychavez4744 5 жыл бұрын

Dead Cøunt he was soooo cute 😫😫

@gryla5290 5 жыл бұрын

*Tigger

@amberh7171 5 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic

@kiana_bon_vivant 5 жыл бұрын

Dead Cøunt this made me fall off my bed lmao 😂

@someoneintheinternet8705 5 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY YES I LOVE TIGGER 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-tz6wx3mp6k 5 жыл бұрын

$45 for bedazzled mouse ears? baby, you want these or you wanna go to college? I DIED

@boxybox100 5 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1 like = 1 prayer

@CheeseBaller948 5 жыл бұрын

hina kobayashi I died on the inside. But nothing happened

@carolinherrmann6311 5 жыл бұрын

Are those ears really that expensive in the us ?

@CheeseBaller948 5 жыл бұрын

Emilie Ozwin yeah they actually are lol you can go to a Walmart and get them for 5 dollars

@carolinherrmann6311 5 жыл бұрын

@@CheeseBaller948 nice to know. We were at Disneyland Paris, where you pay in Euro but I think that would have been around 10 $

@smallsavage1297 Жыл бұрын

“Now my wife wants a photo with Gaston; PERFECT.” IM WHEEZING

@Asteroid44yay 3 жыл бұрын

His accent makes it so much better

@IzzyNChrist 3 жыл бұрын

lol he sounds like every annoyed southern parent

@marlenalinne7958 2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Todd Chrisley. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ShortieRides3 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s gonna turn into a pretty big world when you come out and can’t find your parents” 😂😂

@Jetstreamhustla 3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna reply this was funny cause the ACCURACY

@ohodoke6977 3 жыл бұрын

@tehilagrunebaum-lake6982 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, that's what my mom would absolutely say🤣

@Bugsfuckingbunny 3 жыл бұрын

@@ohodoke6977 ?

@ohodoke6977 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bugsfuckingbunny :^

@desolatioxn 5 жыл бұрын

“Baby you want these or you wanna go to college?” My mother said the EXACT same thing

@rebeccaleighi. 5 жыл бұрын

ARMYYYY but that's so true😂

@aliiirxsa4235 5 жыл бұрын

Something my dad would say haha

@its_me_kirie7758 5 жыл бұрын

💜✨ARMY✨💜

@televisionkid7783 5 жыл бұрын

Bangtan baby SAME AHA

@anjalin2415 5 жыл бұрын

army💜

@MarvinClarence 3 жыл бұрын

‘Come on, hurry up, your feet aren’t sore, use your imagination’ Ten seconds later: ‘I want to ride a park bench in the shade’ A few moments later: ‘I gotta fake a leg injury or something, I need one of those scooters’

@erinstephany482 Жыл бұрын

“Absolutely not. Absolutely not.”😂 I am wheezing

@megandelamar6194 5 жыл бұрын

"You know what I wanna ride? A park bench in the shade." Never heard that one but I am stealing it. lmfao

@TheDiva4361 5 жыл бұрын

That's where I go as soon as I get something to drink!!!

@josed6739 5 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba disgusting

@jysampson672 5 жыл бұрын

Jose Avendano Disgustingly awesome play of words is what you meant to say my good sir

@needymashups5745 5 жыл бұрын

Toori Baba 😹

@noodol6070 5 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba lmfao

@mazvitaselemani 4 жыл бұрын

*"A 4 hour wait for toy story? That line is to infinity and beyond"*

@omensoffate 4 жыл бұрын

That doesn’t make any sense

@itz.deonnn9620 4 жыл бұрын

haha

@itz.deonnn9620 4 жыл бұрын

omensoffate it does.

@volt7162 4 жыл бұрын

Just read it when he said it

@Naiobia 4 жыл бұрын

@@omensoffate It means the line never ends.

@Jay_Park_ 3 жыл бұрын

“Well, hurry up. Make believe your feet aren’t sore. This is Disney. Use your imagination”

@DevinMillarDM Жыл бұрын

This is what ASMR should be about.

@reyneo6791 3 жыл бұрын

“A four hour wait for Toy Story, that line is to infinity and beyond.” This is peak comedy

@johnnyaces4290 3 жыл бұрын

I'm almost having breathing problems laughing at that 😂

@johnnyaces4290 3 жыл бұрын

@Railfan 765 good all good 😂

@galimgim 3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@alyssagrace5092 3 жыл бұрын

I read this as it was being said ahaha

@Bbb.anana6 3 жыл бұрын

@@alyssagrace5092 same😂😂😂

@luckyDancer100 4 жыл бұрын

“You know what I wanna ride? A park bench in the shade.” 😂😂😂

@macharmza 4 жыл бұрын

That one killed me

@cookieflavoredoreo4685 4 жыл бұрын

You have all these wonderful hopes and dreams of riding awesome rides, but once you finally get on them you’re too busy just enjoying that fact that this is the first time you have sat down in 4 hours.

@kiyola9990 4 жыл бұрын

Magnifurcent person I’m dying

@ghostlyme 4 жыл бұрын

SAME 🙌

@sweetnsour3693 4 жыл бұрын

“Your mom.”

@zacurragazzo9432 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who was homeschooled, that homeschool line was extremely accurate 😂

@RustyMew Жыл бұрын

0:19 Most relatable part of the video for me.

@loganblakemusic 4 жыл бұрын

“Your mother brought ham sandwiches” bruh that hit homeee 😂😂

@rainbowllama9819 4 жыл бұрын

It hit way too hard😂😂

@ddebenedictis 4 жыл бұрын

After spending $1000 on admission for his family, what's another $320 for lunch? Some people are soooo cheap!

@8depr193 4 жыл бұрын

Ayyy LP logo my man

@DoctorSkillz 4 жыл бұрын

All I got growing up was syrup sandwiches.

@ikkiduniya 4 жыл бұрын

Logan Archer kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mbB2hreHm5jWio0.html

@danny-zi3vk 3 жыл бұрын

"You know what I want to ride? A park bench in the shade." Every dad ever.

@stephaniebea6073 3 жыл бұрын

As a theme park parent, I vow to use this quote from here on.

@evatenberge5229 3 жыл бұрын

Damn I got to that part at the same time I was reading this

@danny-zi3vk 3 жыл бұрын

@@evatenberge5229 Lol funny!

@jonquilgemstone 3 жыл бұрын

My dad is an adrenaline junkie. Thankfully, one of my bros also likes the crazy rides, so they buddy up. My queasy mother sticks with the queazy brother, and my normal bro and I go on the normal rides. It's as if God divied us into a natural buddy system.

@monkeybanana3635 3 жыл бұрын

And me

@Angie-GoneSoon Жыл бұрын

Love that last line 🤣 "I will spank you into Tomorrowland!" 😂

@macandcheese8251 2 жыл бұрын

These are some of the best puns I've heard. Like, ever.

@charlie..mackeyy 4 жыл бұрын

*tigger runs up* john: AbSolUteLy nOt AbSolUteLy nOt

@keddrickjamaal 4 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for LMAO

@lukeprescott8471 4 жыл бұрын

I feel so sorry for the guy in the costume 😂

@ozzie6141 4 жыл бұрын

I freaking loved this part xD

@fatimabatool4442 4 жыл бұрын

@@lukeprescott8471 He's SO CUTE!! the Tigger guy!

@jones848 4 жыл бұрын

That was the best bit

@wotan10950 2 жыл бұрын

True story: I took my two then-young kids to Disney as a single parent. My daughter spotted Sleeping Beauty giving autographs and pictures. She asked, “ooh, can I go too?” I said, “Sure!” Did I know that you had to sign up, line up, and wait?? No. So my kid runs up to Sleeping Beauty, and you woulda thought I just shot up a high school from the reactions of the other parents and employees. Yup, happiest place on earth.

@cristineconnell7803 2 жыл бұрын

Lol, NOT! 😂🤣😂 Most stressed out place on earth in my experience!

@rodian_skypyratz6181 2 жыл бұрын

Her name is Princess Aurora, but yeah, that does sound crazy.

@Jay-cu3rn Жыл бұрын

“Pick up your garbage and throw it away, this isn’t Six Flags” 😂

@lauracarter7536 5 жыл бұрын

as someone who works at disney, i can confirm this is 100% correct

@shipmint5487 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody needs to work at Disney land to know this is true all u need is a dad

@dattebayo7781 5 жыл бұрын

Hm, Is it fun working in disney or nah? I'm getting genuinely curious about it😂

@lauracarter7536 5 жыл бұрын

Deku is a broccoli it’s alright. it’s more strict than most places in terms of like dress code and stuff, but i get into the park for free so it’s fine 😂

@-__9767 5 жыл бұрын

Laura Carter thank you and ur coworkers for doing the most to make kids happy 🙏🏾🙏🏾

@myahjohncox7090 5 жыл бұрын

What do you do at Disney?

@raelee1524 5 жыл бұрын

"Eat a baguette and lose a world war, that's my impression of France." Me: *dies in French*

@hajar9022 5 жыл бұрын

It's true 😂

@yeetus_reetus_deeleetus 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes

@SketchUT 5 жыл бұрын

Me: *hears that* Me: *literally chokes on air* Also me: *not French at all*

@NickRobbins82 5 жыл бұрын

🖐👋i surrender

@amenchoudhury8036 5 жыл бұрын

Leaking dough

@DrTLEvans 3 жыл бұрын

Lol!! Nailed it 🤣 my kids were crying after we park hopped three parks in one day. Your feet are younger than mine. What do you mean they hurt 🙄🥴? Y’all better look at it all while you can. We are leaving Sunday morning. 😩🤣🙄🤣

@taylorx6037 2 жыл бұрын

I went to Disney world when I was 10 years old and all I can remember is my dad complaining about how expensive everything was 😂😂 now that I’m an adult I can see why! 😂

@addie-eileenpaige6460 10 ай бұрын

I think Disney could slash their prices in HALF & STILL turn over a profit.

@shannon_not_found 4 жыл бұрын

"Sit down your mother brought ham sandwiches." That hit way too close to home

@gracesmelodys 3 жыл бұрын

@Railfan 765 Ya I had PB&J's on bad days and on good days she would buy us Lunchables, my favorite being the vanilla cookies. That shit was the best.

@samuelun4297 3 жыл бұрын

For me it would be a bag of chips and sandwiches with water

@woozihae 3 жыл бұрын

@Railfan 765 what does pb&j even taste like lol is it bad?

@ladybug-qh2sd 3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelun4297 same 😑

@nyx186 3 жыл бұрын

We packed tuna sandwiches in a cooler bag with frozen water bottles back in 2003 when my mom took my sister and me.

@xatrix-_-1796 5 жыл бұрын

“That dream to meet Elsa, You better ‘Let it go’” XD

@axko984 5 жыл бұрын

Xatrix plays XD

@jimmylander2089 5 жыл бұрын

You’re literally thanking people for finding the joke from the video funny...

@xatrix-_-1796 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Lander that’s absolutely correct 👏

@bootsandcatswall2349 5 жыл бұрын

u now have 1.7K UwU

@gloriaregali9090 5 жыл бұрын

Bruh, why spoiling a comm?

@240fxst Жыл бұрын

The best dad ever!! Kids you will thank him later!! Thanks for your honest opinions!

@Tacmedic762 Жыл бұрын

“Eat a baguette and lose a World War. That’s my impression of France.” 💀😂 omg

@daud3659 5 жыл бұрын

*I feel like we're going the wrong direction* Disney parks in a nutshell

@petlover0231 5 жыл бұрын

Lol I love the profile name and pic

@evgenkhersonets880 4 жыл бұрын

Paris Underground un a nutshell

@epicgamer-xy6yz 4 жыл бұрын

hollywood studios map is the most cancerous thing on the planet

@legoghostyoda 4 жыл бұрын

epic gamer have you ever been to any six flags?

@pitigus76 4 жыл бұрын

there’s only ONE DIRECTION *1D* sorry

@Joesy015 4 жыл бұрын

*“That dream to meet Elsa, you better let it go”*

@idkhowtobreathe7710 4 жыл бұрын

•Murray• •HeleneJ• 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥

@jayak8217 4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣 Didn't catch this one. I must have missed a lot because of the accent.

@sourangel0077 4 жыл бұрын

•Murray• •HeleneJ• lmao😂😂

@danielwhyatt3278 4 жыл бұрын

And let the tears roll.😢😆

@ikkiduniya 4 жыл бұрын

•Murray• •HeleneJ• kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mbB2hreHm5jWio0.html

@markmarsh27 2 жыл бұрын

"If you're wondering what it's like to go to Disney just imagine you're standing in line at the DMV .... And That's IT." -- Jim Gaffigan

@jenniferlaplante1082 2 жыл бұрын

Laughing out loud! This guy is AWESOME! 😂🙌

@jamesluis1767 2 жыл бұрын

How you doing gorgeous, I'm sorry for infringing on your nice comment and beautiful profile. do you mind friendship?

@morally_honey 5 жыл бұрын

"If you don't get back here by the count of 3, I will spank you into tomorrow land." Ahh. Family bonding time. 😂

@thatnamelessperson7887 5 жыл бұрын

i mean- i honestly really like tomorrow land lmao

@moonshinewolf4840 5 жыл бұрын

That is literally the stuff my mom would say when I was little

@cuzcrewyeet 5 жыл бұрын

1:40 lol I was at that part

@sugarrushnascarman1886 4 жыл бұрын

I really feel like killing people when I read it, idk why

@mysteryguy793 4 жыл бұрын

@@sugarrushnascarman1886 when you read what?

@izzyb6099 5 жыл бұрын

Oh GREAT now my wife wants a picture with Gaston. PERFECT.

@breannaschaefer5618 5 жыл бұрын

I actually read this when he said it 😂

@izzyb6099 5 жыл бұрын

breanna schaefer Haha!😂

@shannonbeeman8722 5 жыл бұрын

That line is my favorite! Lol!!

@hayleyscomet3447 5 жыл бұрын

Izzy B the country accent makes these lines 10 times funnier.

@supernana7263 5 жыл бұрын

Duds ain't gonna get his wife back from that ripped beast of a man😂

@ApproximatelyCee 2 жыл бұрын

That cracked me up so much, I’m rolling on the floor! I’m glad my children are all grown up.

@jennaevangelista9709 Жыл бұрын

Dear god this is comedy and so true which makes it even funnier

@auntiem873 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot the “Stop your whining, we paid for the privilege to stand in line at Disneyland.”

@auntiem873 5 жыл бұрын

Alli Hicks - because most people call both parks Disneyland. Yes I know there is a difference but when speaking about Disney parks people just say Disneyland California or Florida. So I just say Disneyland. Also, it really doesn’t matter which location your at. These things happen in either park.

@prismthegoddess 5 жыл бұрын

@@Ourstoryathogwarts I know there's Disney world and disney land but I've never been to either and then there's something in Idaho I think? ughhg idk

@jenniesswagglasses3264 5 жыл бұрын

Alli Hicks because there’s only one Disney World and tons of Disney lands smh

@auntiem873 5 жыл бұрын

Alli Hicks - at the beginning, he just says “The happiness Place on Earth”. That’s what Walt called Disneyland. But both parks are known as the Magic Kingdom.

@kylie42069 5 жыл бұрын

Alli Hicks you must be fun at parties!

@pianorelaxing8330 5 жыл бұрын

The accent makes it all the more better😂

@garlicgirl3149 5 жыл бұрын

Right!

@piadylan1207 5 жыл бұрын

what accent is it ? (I don’t live in the states)

@pianorelaxing8330 5 жыл бұрын

Pia TWD extra Southern😂

@garlicgirl3149 5 жыл бұрын

@@piadylan1207 Not just southern either. There are different southern accents. Deep South accents will sound different then regular south. They are different then Texas accents too.

@hayleyscomet3447 5 жыл бұрын

Garlic Girl exactly. Like the fact that not everyone in arkansas sounds like that.

@jenniferkane8904 3 жыл бұрын

The sentence "I want to ride a park bench in the shade" is my Disneyland mantra!

@month6130 3 жыл бұрын

How did I just find this? This is my favorite video on KZfaq !!

@cloudyday7714 4 жыл бұрын

"A four hour wait till toy story, that line is to infinity and beond". That killed me

@charlieruns7953 4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is he looked towards the ride when he said but he was in the Magic Kingdom. Toy Story is in a different park- The Studios.

@silenteyidentityv2150 4 жыл бұрын

beyond*

@u1s3e4r 4 жыл бұрын

ruby boo “beond”

@silenteyidentityv2150 4 жыл бұрын

@@u1s3e4r it's beyond

@u1s3e4r 4 жыл бұрын

Silentey Identity V ur dumb af. i was making fun of him. no shii its beyond.

@spacegeneral8630 4 жыл бұрын

"This isn't six flags" The sad thing is, that joke is so accurate to six flags that it hurts

@SnozBerryQueen 4 жыл бұрын

Used to work there.....I feel personally attacked.

@ikkiduniya 4 жыл бұрын

generic gamer kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mbB2hreHm5jWio0.html

@esla1885 4 жыл бұрын

@@SnozBerryQueen currently work there, I don't 😂

@motiemo 4 жыл бұрын

For real though. It's so dirty and grimy there compared to Disney parks. And I feel for those who work at Six Flags parks. I saw a worker guy once have a mental breakdown and angrily kick his garbage collector over, yell in despair, and then sadly pick it back up and continue working. I wanted to hug him.

4 жыл бұрын

Six flags is terrible. I use to work there. Now i get ptsd whenever i pass by the park on my way to Walmart

@richsouthall1937 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I've gone to Disney in recent years; fighting the crowds, the lines, the pushing and shoving of humanity; every other Dad I looked at had the same look on his face; the look that says: "wouldn't you rather be watching a football game with a nice cold beer and some wings?" It was the sort of thing that was unspoken; yet obvious.

@furretlikespizza8073 3 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: don’t go with your parents

@ShowbizFrederick 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lanonnz1764 2 жыл бұрын

Sure, send kids on their own and you'll never see them again

@faithfultotheKing 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine going to disney and seeing a grown man yelling at his kids but he doesnt have kids with him....just his phone

@faithfultotheKing 4 жыл бұрын

amanita333 at disney?

@JJ-lx2ui 4 жыл бұрын

amanita333 what?? So adults can’t enjoy Disney?

@vishalyadav1744 4 жыл бұрын

It bet they wouldn't notice this , its already chaos out there.

@kudzaishetakwana5411 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@93hothead 4 жыл бұрын

Psycho

@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 жыл бұрын

"Eat a baguette and lose a world war" Historians: *Actually*

@JaydenCollectsBalloons 3 жыл бұрын

I see your comments everywhere

@acapraichu4879 3 жыл бұрын

aCTuAlLy NaPOleoN wOn mOre waR tHeN TheY LoSt iN wW2!!11!!!1!

@LA_HA 3 жыл бұрын

@@acapraichu4879 So... Napoleon won a buncha World Wars...is what you're saying.

@Cerita__Dunia 3 жыл бұрын

@@LA_HA i mean.. Napoleon war mostly in Europe and let's be honest.. World War is actually another Europe war

@LA_HA 3 жыл бұрын

@@Cerita__Dunia Well... except the war zones that didn't take place in Europe, yeah. Hence, the World part of World War. haha. But, I see your general point.

@fairygal8223 2 жыл бұрын

This is just too precious for words!

@andsoitbegins464 2 жыл бұрын

I just watched this and laughed out loud! I think all of us can totally relate! Thank you for the smiles. :-)

@bejewelledgaming 4 жыл бұрын

“Pick up your garbage and throw it away this is not six flags” has me dead

@gerstein03 4 жыл бұрын

pettyvibesx roblox Walt Disney made sure that you were always at least 30 steps from the trashcan in his parks

@memphisstef3808 4 жыл бұрын

@@gerstein03 how is it possible that Walt Disney predicted that I would be at least 30 steps from everyone

@maxpower4504 4 жыл бұрын

Explain this joke please 🙏

@mfmiinka8026 4 жыл бұрын

@@maxpower4504 Six flags is dirty af

@KazuhaEien 4 жыл бұрын

I'm planning to go to the Great Adventure soon. Is it any good? Keep in mind that I will most likely NOT go on any of the thrill rides.

@MCFishNuggets 3 жыл бұрын

Rule number one: don’t go until your kids are at least old enough to remember it

@davidkonevky7372 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly adults get more enjoyment out of it than kids that can't even count past 100

@ng3414 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I went to Disneyworld once when I was 4... I hardly remember anything from it

@glowbug4603 3 жыл бұрын

I went when I was three and loved it, so to each their own I guess.

@Termsofseve 3 жыл бұрын

@@glowbug4603 yeah, do memory tests on the kid and see if they have long term memory, if yes, bring them. if no, babysitter time

@keerthivijay3335 3 жыл бұрын

I was 6 when I went n I still remember.

@CyanicCore Жыл бұрын

This feels so much older than it is... guess something here is timeless?

@DevinMillarDM Жыл бұрын

Yeah it feels like a video from 2015.

@CyanicCore Жыл бұрын

@@DevinMillarDM That's the real world I suppose.. just rarer and rarer to see it here

@DevinMillarDM Жыл бұрын

@@CyanicCore It gives me the cringey staged social experiment vibes.

@michellebarclay7574 3 жыл бұрын

This is the video I've been waiting for!!🤗 Now I just have to show this to my teenager whose never been to Disney land. My line has been "we don't need disney we have times square.🙌🏽

@ethancanute4508 5 жыл бұрын

“Eat a baguette and lose a world war, that’s my impression of France.” Someone has the same humor as me it’s amazing!

@user-wx9sc4fc2w 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@camille517 5 жыл бұрын

First eaters of mcdonald and the most killed ppl by gun's country is my impression of America ^v^

@ethancanute4508 5 жыл бұрын

Zama -L over the past few years that’s sadly correct 😢

@kearstin1988 5 жыл бұрын

@@camille517 lmao those are the best burns you can come up with for America? I can do better than that and I was fucking born here!

@camille517 5 жыл бұрын

@@kearstin1988 my purpose was to show this comment is kinda nosense and do not represent a country by sacarsm bu not to be mean :(

@cowboylikeabi 4 жыл бұрын

“If you don’t get over here by the count of three I will spank you into tomorrow land” 😂😂😂

@melody2163 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

@kristinalowe8627 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂 Hey John, you are hilarious and brought laughter to my miserable day…Thank you! (I’m subscribing and sharing this with friends and family)

@tommypritt7661 3 жыл бұрын

I watched this video sooo many times !! Cracks me up y’all!! Love it JC!💜🇺🇸💜👍🏻😂😇

@GreyM900 5 жыл бұрын

“Oh for heavens sake pick up your garbage and throw it away this isn’t Six flags” That is the most accurate thing ever

@qqqikoto4596 5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@brookekarp4181 5 жыл бұрын

I have never been to six flags

@GreyM900 5 жыл бұрын

Brooke Karp dirtiest park ever

@Razzy1312 5 жыл бұрын

@@brookekarp4181 For the past 2 decades or so six flags has been on the edge of failure at most of their parks. Their plan has been to invest all of their money in the latest extreme rides and market themselves as the thrill seeker's theme park. This has been at the cost of almost everything else, so most of their parks are dirty and old but people still come for the rides.

@yetzyreyes9921 5 жыл бұрын

Razzy1312 it’s the closest amusement park to me! So I will resort to six flags 😂

@kawaii.universe2003 4 жыл бұрын

And here we have Tony Stark taking his kids to DisneyLand.

@luxury2092 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@healerofthewaters6508 4 жыл бұрын

You mean taking PETER, right? Tony: Now you stay close to me at all times. Peter: Yes, Sir, Mr. Stark! Peter: (Wanders off for a sec) Tony: Peter? Peter! PETER! Peter: (Surrounded by children climbing on him because "SPIDERMAN!") MR. STARK HELP I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! One came up asking for pictures and then they MULTIPLIED! Children: (Turn and see Tony) IRON MAN! And Tony and Peter never went to Disneyland again...

@florentinenice9146 4 жыл бұрын

@@healerofthewaters6508 what about Morgan, Nebula, Harley, Vision (and Peter, you have him). In ff those arw his 5 children...

@Sherry-xf9li 4 жыл бұрын

Florentine Nice nebula? 😂 tony's child😂 damn what did I miss?

@haleeyyyyyy 4 жыл бұрын

*dont*

@SikandarDurrani 3 жыл бұрын

My father was the cool father. Half way around world showcase I suffered a migraine attack to the nth degree. I passed out on a park bench and while my mom and brother went around my dad sat with me. In the 15ish adult years I’ve been visiting the happiest place on earth I’ve seen and heard every single one of them comments you’ve portrayed in this video. Thanks for the laugh.

@emeraldstudioproductions4031 3 жыл бұрын

I recently went to Disney World and my favorite ride was the park bench in the shade.

@asmrreyes9180 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what’s more funny the video or he’s by himself😂😂

@leandros_ab 5 жыл бұрын

ASMR Reyes the video where he is by himself?

@instantmiso9921 5 жыл бұрын

@@leandros_ab he's talking to no one.

@tomedmond 5 жыл бұрын

ASMR Reyes who the **** cares if he is

@somethingwithbungalows 5 жыл бұрын

toxictombo65 he’s not by himself..

5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't seem to realise it.

@ivyrose_writes 4 жыл бұрын

"Does it have air conditioning? If it doesn't I don't wanna go." Mood.

@lotus8377 3 жыл бұрын

Me😂

@sesshomaru5657 3 жыл бұрын

Fr☠

@wafam.4597 2 жыл бұрын

“My love language is quality time but not this much” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@heatherjones4034 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect 🤩 I worked there for years. Laughed so hard! You need to do one about the moms too!

@FedUpFancy 4 жыл бұрын

"Eat a baguette and lose a world war thats my impression of France." Dude has me dying XD

@Pop_Candyz 4 жыл бұрын

My grandfather in a nutshell

@jduff025 4 жыл бұрын

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

@YZER19 4 жыл бұрын

Actually 2 world wars.... and the French-German war .....and the French-Russian war before that.... I could go on....

@FedUpFancy 4 жыл бұрын

@@YZER19 That's interesting. I didn't know they lost so many wars.

@Lozo39 4 жыл бұрын

Rose Volanti France won WWI ...

@maddier7820 4 жыл бұрын

I got lost in Disney world when I was 3 years old. I wandered off & when the park was closing, my parents had to go against all the traffic of people heading out of the park to try and find me. They found me having an imaginary tea party in a gift shop...

@ahhwe-any7434 4 жыл бұрын

I saw a little dude crying for his parents at Disney. Little, not so little anymore dude out there, hope ure ok.

@NerdyGal28 4 жыл бұрын

I got lost at two in Disney World. Pooh led me back to my frantic mother. I, at the time, thought it was hilarious.

@rosean374 4 жыл бұрын

I have always wondered about and judged mothers who lose their kids in theme parks. They have failed motherhood

@maddier7820 4 жыл бұрын

Rosean Henson Well, you must not have a lot of friends if that’s how you treat people lol... This happens to basically everyone. You’d be very, very lucky to say you’ve never had your child wander off before.

@maddier7820 4 жыл бұрын

SoCalNerd28 Yeah, I was off in my own little world. I also hated strangers though so it’s not like just anybody would be able to snatch me without a fight. If one of the millions of workers there saw someone dragging a little screaming and crying kid, I’m sure they would question it. 👌🏼

@susansmith1322 3 жыл бұрын

These are all CLASSIC! Love it! I also do the kid count! 😂😂

@ij1376 3 жыл бұрын

Best part was Tigger. That was spontaneous and awesome.

@jay_mem 3 жыл бұрын

Basic people: *makes a disneyland vlog* Intellectuals:

@jakeryndak5284 3 жыл бұрын

Well ACTUALLY *ahem* this is Disney WORLD. Not Disney LAND. You seem to be rather *annoying pause* “slow” (And now imagine I said all of that as a super richEuropean guy from 1456)

@PrinceFloof 3 жыл бұрын

We have an even split of basics and intellectuals

@PrinceFloof 3 жыл бұрын

@@jakeryndak5284 Slow people can't take criticism, you forgot that one

@LosHitman 3 жыл бұрын

Umm what’s the difference from Disneyworld and Disneyland

@demoblaster 3 жыл бұрын

@@LosHitman The Walt Disneyworld Orlando Resort is its own small city district located in Orlando, Florida. All of the other Disney themeparks are called either Disneyland, located in Anaheim, California, or Disneyland Location-name-here for those outside the US.

@kyu5242 5 жыл бұрын

_45 dollars for bedazzled mouse ears? baby do you want these or do you want to go to college?_ lmao im dead

@cuzcrewyeet 5 жыл бұрын

0:14

@rngesus3430 4 жыл бұрын

Rip

@valveless4085 4 жыл бұрын

you want me to call 911?

@omgitstracey 4 жыл бұрын

Leeann Jacket this video is a year old and the new price is $27.99 now. So maybe someday they will be $45 😂

@caroll.99 2 жыл бұрын

"This is Disney, use your imagination"😭😭😭

@heartnsoullife5188 2 жыл бұрын

This is awesome! I love it

@user-kf7wn3gs4l 5 жыл бұрын

it's funny cuz he's not speaking to anybody just imagine being a bystander looking at him

@karma_tography 4 жыл бұрын

Allison Lucas too bad they can’t hear him 🤑

@aces_pretty_face2927 4 жыл бұрын

Nah if he's in Disney world he's not in top 100 weirdest people in the parks that day trust me

@NoU-pf8fc 4 жыл бұрын

Allison Lucas I’m guessing that they would look like your profile picture

@fsirjyy147 4 жыл бұрын

Its 2019. Everyone in America has a phone, and makes, or knows what a video in KZfaq. If someone is talking, and has a phone, or camera they know they are making a video.

@Aethelhadas 4 жыл бұрын

SimpleMan.45 exactly but I think twas a joke

@hanaeve__ 5 жыл бұрын

“Oh you wanna go to it’s a small world? Well it’s gonna be a pretty big world when you come outside and can’t find your parents.” I’m CRACKING UP 😂

@haihai9022 4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@beanmoose1557 3 жыл бұрын

i swear this is so true that it’s bringing back memories

@str8upkills60 2 жыл бұрын

Not every dad. My dad would just never go to Disney world😂😂😂

@btrsyxxmn 3 жыл бұрын

“We have been here for 10 hours.” “My love language is quality time, but not this much.” 😂😂😂

@hannahscott6604 3 жыл бұрын

Me: I am OVERWHELMED AF RN 😂😂😂

@anthonyhill7286 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!! YES!!!

@Jadon_K 3 жыл бұрын

Right when he said that I saw your comment LOL

@bblulz7554 3 жыл бұрын

THE DAMN STROLLERS. WHY DOES EVERYONE BRING THEIR INFANTS IF THEYRE NOT EVEN GONNA REMEMBER ANYTHING

@jennifermurphy9590 3 жыл бұрын

My parents are making me wait to go so I will remember lol

@timesmash 3 жыл бұрын

Because it's hard to get a babysitter for the entire weekend?

@jennifermurphy9590 3 жыл бұрын

@@timesmash Just wait until your kids are older to go yourself

@RoroRoseD 3 жыл бұрын

I'm guilty as charge 🤣 i guess i did it for myself and cute baby photos

@skylarnicole8077 3 жыл бұрын

@@timesmash more like the entire week for me lol

@yourfavoritedearjordan23 3 жыл бұрын

This legit ended up on my recommendation while I was in Disney a dream is truly a wish your heart makes

@libxa Жыл бұрын

I can’t even pick which one was my favorite because they’re all hilarious!!😂

@romeo1562 3 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate the fact that he goes out into public and probably embarrasses himself by talking to his imaginary family while holding a camera all for a KZfaq video

@TaeThei 3 жыл бұрын

Worth it

@animalcartoonchannel1188 3 жыл бұрын

Probably he made parents question their life choices. 🤣

@nateroq1320 3 жыл бұрын

@@gracey.loux. reading this commit seriously gave me suicidal thought

@Justm3180 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised I didn't see more people staring him.

@racingstuff3698 3 жыл бұрын

Bro are you an imsa fan too