this is gold oh my god

Lmfaoooo

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It's sad that I've played it, and I grew to like it. xD

Dude this got me 😂

Fuck man I hate it here

It completely invalidates Anakin's turn to the dark side.

Her being able to suddenly do all that crazy shit practically broke the plot.

Thank you .

Cause shes a palpatine

It is spooky, cause it’s so shit lmao

Shitty*

More frustrating than spooky

I'm convinced JJ Abrams made everything up he said in interviews as he was going along. Saying it was intentionally done that way, okay so they intentionally wrote a shit boring as fuck character with no arc or growth just to have an even shittier pay off? Nah, we all know they just didn't plan anything and they just won't admit it.

@@Jordo246 He said her arc was being extremely powerful, but struggling to find her place in the world, yet she finds her place in the first half of the first movie of the trilogy

That's his curse, forced to perfectly remember this movie to the end of his days

@@felipeguidolin1055 what a horrible fate

I mean it’s always easier to remember painful events

@Nunya Bidnezz thanks 👍

Alex always has this beautiful "dissappointed mom" face. Like it's scary accurate

LMAO

Hahaha, awesome..

IM CRI

LOL

Diego Lavera LOL

MeowCore Ben should have inherited that when he was redeemed

Holy shit you’re right

Cant call him Ben Skywalker or else you are taking something from the extended universe and we know how Emperor Mickey feels about those books

Esoteric occultism. She steals his legacy and claims it as her own.

MeowCore Batwoman 😂

Yes YES i mean with the mess that this trilogy was it was obvious

I think she was originally a Kenobi. But TLJ ruined that.

yep

She did

@@A_KZfaq_Commenter Yeah Ruin Johnson told J.J. to change his movie (Episode 7), so it could fit Ruin Johnson's movie (Episode 8).

I think her actually DYING was her limb LOL

Willi Morris and then she came back a few minutes later good as new...

She literally never had a wound in the entire disney trilogy.

@@captainobvious4556 Her arm got cut in TLJ during the throne room fight

She never had a brain

He killed himself technically

@@AdamG1983 Rey used lightning.

No, not at all, in fact Palpatine shouldn't had died, and it's all due to stupidity. Would you say that the Emperor's lightning blast, in this case, was an EMP blast (well, at least similar to one)? Did you notice ANYBODY dying from his blast? No. Why? BECAUSE EMP'S DON'T KILL PEOPLE. They didn't kill a single alliance person, nor damage the ships in any way, save it knocked out their electronics, which is partly what EMP's do. So, the force bounce off Rey's sabers shouldn't have even scratched him. For once, boys and girls, the Emperor going into a frenzied attack he cannot pull out of, MAKES PERFECT SENSE, BECAUSE IT WAS incapable of hurting him in the least (except if he had a pacemaker, and even then, the pacemaker would had stopped long before Rey got close, since the EMP effect presumably takes place from the point of firing onwards. So now I hear you say, well certainly he changed his method of attack and resorted back to his killer lightning we saw in ROTJ. No. Because he never stopped firing (and IIRC, the alliance computers didn't come back up until the Emperor died), plus if he did change, he would have to cease the EMP blasting, then start up the other lightning, and he never did that. What's more, the killer lightning looks much different coming out of the hands, as it spreads to lightning form almost immediately. These EMP blasts went out as solid blasts for quite a while before they spread in a more familiar lightning pattern. These people were so stupid, seriously. Just to prove it even more, how do you stop an EMP blast from effecting the Final order's fleet as well? You can't, yet he did. This is because EMP's don't directly attack just certain ships or homes, they attack an entire area. The only leg you could stand on as far as that goes, is to think the two fleets hadn't intermingled at all. I guess you could also say this EMP style effect, doesn't work in quite the same way to achieve electronics hits, but the point is that EMP blasts do not harm life itself, and as the alliance didn't lose a single scratch due to it, then obviously it has the characteristics of not being able to harm life in any form just like an EMP, meaning, the Emperor got ripped off here, BADLY. And then insult of insults, we're told the fleet can't evacuate, or maneuver at all, due to some command control nonsense they made up. Wow, throughout all of humanity and it's wars, it is often the opposite is the case, because often losing command will actually see guys, whether in panic or not, LEAVE to just get away, or to shorten their lines of communications and also to more quickly have reinforcements get to their area if any are coming. This is just blatantly embarrassing how lame they were about the most basic things. They didn't have a clue. They would have been FAR better served to claim the Final Order never retreats, or surrenders, but no. It's such a dumb movie and the worst of the entire SW universe.

Even tho it didn’t matter. The worst part is that Palpatine told Rey his plan about her killing him. Why? Rey would’ve definitely killed him quick if he hadn’t told Rey his plan. I mean he’s a political master mind and Sith Lord. He shouldn’t be acting like a fucking b-list James Bond villain. XD

@@siddaslothman2273 Cause his actual plan was to drain the power of Rey and Ben's force bond, or at least the movie wants us to believe.

You made me hate this shit even more

Darth Vader: I am decrepid and am goin to die from lava. Palpatine: Ay lemme force heal you

@@zimminati6002 Padme: I am going to die from maybe a broken heart. Soon to be Darth Vader: Nay, Lass. Lemmi force heal you real quick.

These aholes sneaked that shit into mando to justify that crap.

Vader fuckin dies Luke: lemmie force heal u

I like that idea but it would leave even more questions such as why would Anakin never appear until now when he could have intervened during his training with Luke, when he was channeling him in TFA or when Ren goes to the salt planet in TLJ. I still like the idea though it would be hard to find the right spot and dialog to make it work.

@@DANRYX I get your argument. But the fact is you're not payed to do movies. They are. It's their job to answer those questions not ours. And I could even come up with ways

​@@DANRYX Easy to fix problems with good writing. They could have added to the lore, make Anakin´s force ghost appear and make him say something like, he just has enough force power left inside him, that he can only show himself one last time, because he died so long ago. So he saved it for this important moment. Or maybe come up with something even better, I don´t know. I´m not even a good writer, I would say, I suck at writing. But even I could come up with at least two or three different ideas to improve on basically every single plot hole, that this movie has on the spot! And to you, @Sacredheals TV : What a shitty point, you´re making! "We´re not paid to do movies, they are" Ok,... BY WHOM?? Exactly! BY US MOVIEGOERS! So they better come up with stuff, that´s compelling AND makes sense! NOTHING in this whole trilogy makes any god damn sense and this movie was by far the worst offender. Maybe it is not our job, but it is our right, to explain, how to do better and given what huge of a fuck-up this whole thing was from Disney, I even think, it is our god damn DUTY to show them, how to make it better!

Too many ghosts appearance. Ghost Skywalker lifting his x wing out of water , is too much . In star wars movies wrecked spaceships are still operational

@@tunkunrunk Oh there were so many things in this movie, that felt like "too much" for me. Luke lifting the X-wing is just one of them. Already him catching the lightsaber was so fucking stupid... EVERYTHING in this film was so fucking stupid basically. I can think of EXACTLY ONE moment, that I liked. And THAT´S IT! (The moment where the spy is revealed and then Poe´s response "I KNEW it!!". That was cool, that was funny, I liked it....)

paco ramon not just to him but his whole family line

the death star is no longer special. you can litterally mass produce a tiny cannon that does the same thing as the death star.

Episodes 7-9 are not Canon, anyways, just fan fiction... Vader killed Palpy and was the chosen one. End of Story.

paco ramon 28:17 "my son sucked"

David Harris honestly that goes with any technology. At some point everything gets mass produced. I just don’t think enough time has gone by since the Death Star lmao

The irony is not lost on us. Fuck Disney, and fuck that wretched human excrement kathleen kenedy. Wheres that kenedy curse when u need it ?

@@papaemeritusii7039 I gave up on Star Wars as well, but are you seriously wishing death on someone over movies? You are the real human trash here, people like you are worse than everyone that contributed to the failure of Star Wars, you are the result of it.

@@ksng767 To be fair the movies stopped some people from suicide and helped them in ways you couldnt imagine, let alone the cultural impact and morals that promote freedom and values that go beyond culture. Wierd how that works i guess. But yea she shouldnt die she should just get handicapped for the rest of her life. And believe me the movie is utter trash and it hurts the world more than you think wich is why it got sabotaged so fucking hard by god knows wich evil people. Go take some studies on cultural clashes and the importance of cinema in shaping and evolving worldwide culture.

How did she even fix it? It was broken in two the last film. What was the point of breaking it just to have it be brand new again? And why didn't she just find Luke's green bladed lightsaber? Instead of trying to shoehorrn in Leia being a Jedi dropout.

KS Ng who did he wish death on you little spazz I’d say you’re the garbage for having a typical little bitch reaction to something someone says.

Massively underrated comment

That and also it is just pure garbage in every conceivable sense. What I learned from this whole thing is that JJ Abrams is all talk, no actual skill or knowledge. He CLEARLY faked it till he made it.

We had something close to that its called dark forces/jedi knight

Definitely not the biggest ball drop, not even close but yes they ruined the character.

@@HungryHipster I strongly disagree the biggest ball drop......everything else in the trilogy is kinda rinse and repeat or simply fall short with everything else which is what most expected.....Finn's character however or his potential represented something truly fresh and unique for the franchise this proven by the trailers of the first movie Finn was the attraction the main character this stormtrooper with the "iconic" bloody helmet has left the order and is now on a journey to become a new jedi? Hell yea...but not only did we not get that falling for a bait and switch but the first movie was simply a remake of the OG star wars. To add to the insult they basically drugged his character through the mud of irrelevance as the franchise continued..

@@mtarrence16 I can respect your feelings and opinions. In regards to ball dropping I will give you an example of why I feel differently, changing directors and essentially the story by which the next producer can go there own direction which Johnson did in the second film which by the way ruined alot of stories direction and definitely screwed over Finns arc. That alone is a bigger ball drop because with out a story or vision for a character makes the character irrelevant essentially . For me personally what they did with the lore of it all was a collosal failure and very very disrespectful to the fans who buy there merchandise read the novels, books , comics. Etc. I could go on but I'm to tired. Even though Finn isn't really a fan favourite for everybody overall, I thought he could of been way more interesting to say the least.

@@HungryHipster I understand were your coming from here and I must agree with majority of your statement but my thing is yeah relaying on the troupes and nostalgia of a beloved series to gain fan favor and failing is bad and the changing of directors hurt the trilogy badly but what's worse is Having created new life for the franchise from the Beginning and using a bait & switch to hook in fans, Having a new perspective of the lore only to sacrifice it for the old, and trashing a chance to branch out from the Skywalker lore.....why is finn's missed potential the worse ball drop? Because tho I understand your point the fact is those directors still had the opportunity to bring their story to life whether good or bad you saw the end product Finn's potential will never see that same respect. Essentially his character went from being just as important if not more than Ray and Kylo Ren (I'm pretty sure I said his name wrong lmao!) To becoming a joke character like JAR JAR and his story irrelevant

It...gets...everywhere........

Okay I disliked this comment till the end lmao. *echoes in the far distance* I h a t e s a n d . . .

That trilogy still had more payoff than this one

Borsalino Kizaru is it bad that the only Star Wars property I ever fell in love with was the Clone Wars TV Show. I only watch 1-6 like four years ago so maybe I don’t have the nostalgia but Clone Wars Anakin and Ashoka will always be my favorite Star Wars characters

@@jaredAkyaw dude, i love the prequel trilogy based off that tv show alone. Easily made it all worth it. Heck, it skyrocketed my love for anakin.

I really thought they would introduce holocrons

Yess

@@AgentActive They introduced holocrons in Jedi Fallen Order.. dunno why it's not in the movie. Just another example of the film studio not collaborating and keeping up with cannon in the extended universe..

THANK YOU!! THE whole time I was omg that's a damn holocron just say it is why change the name of allll the BS in this movie they had to add a little more diarrhea and call it a wayfinder of whatever. Good lord this trilogy

Ehh... arent most with holocrons hidden information. A way finder is essentially a GPS

I haven't even seen movie, but seen this multiple times

I thought I was the only one I watch this to go to sleep prolly watched it like 50 times tbh

@@alkeron598 I watch those 9 hour "EFAP" star wars videos when I go to sleep lol.....they're still playing even when I wake up

​@@TomTomTom87 Same here. I´ve even watched the order #66 EFAP that goes 12 hours multiple times all the way through. With some interruptions maybe. BUT: I did also try to watch Rise of Skywalker! 3 times total! I could NEVER finish watching it. Either too much cringe or I was rolling my eyes or felt intellectually insulted.... That almost happens never to me, that I just can´t watch a full movie! (Off the top of my head, I can think of only two other movies, I INTENDED to watch, but couldn´t ever finish: Transformers 2 and Full Metal Jacket) I watched shit like A Serbian Film or Braindead. I couldn´t finish watching Rise of Skywalker......

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Anakin is definitely force rolling in his force grave. Anakin: Nooooooo!

Lmao.

Disney: Doesn't bring back Luke or Anakin Fans: Awww

Another series bending the knee for fan-fiction BS, hate this shit so much.

It's so sad, but it's true, this was Finn's character arc.

@@Factboy12 Agreed, Finn could of been a great character, instead his only propose was to scream Reeeeyyyy! He should have been an inconic character, but KK wouldn't let anyone steal Rey's spotlight.

Disney cant help turning every black character into a token while preaching diversity and counting dollas

This the most accurate description of Finn ever.

Which should have turned into having Darth Jar Jar as the main villain for the sequel movies.

@@user-uy1rg8td1v would’ve been a much more original protagonist imo than darth Ren and clone of palpatine

Ironic jar jar is most like disney of all characters.

the sequels make jar jar looking like the greatest character ever

It'd have been fucking hilarious if they revealed that Jar Jar was really Darth Plagueis

Oh god oh fuck

There was a clone of palpatine

?

I would be okay with that

Dude wtf, my brain automatically used jar jar's voice

Crazozourus now this scene is emotional

I still don't know why 3PO, Dio, and Babu were the best thing coming out of that movie. In my opinion

The weird thing I found about that scene was that Anakin built him. Why the hell would he make it so he can’t speak sith or translate it? I think it was just a way to give Poe some backstory which he DESPERATELY needed because he doesn’t get the screen time he deserves, but that was always the thing I kept in the back of my mind

@@zachtemoro2116 Anakin built C3PO when he was a kid and he wasn't a Sith until he was an Adult

@@zachtemoro2116 It is unlikely that Anakin programmed 3PO from scratch. Likely he found a protocol droid core module in a junkyard and built around that because otherwise Anakin would have had to program all those different languages into him. But even if he did, 3PO got a memory wipe near the end of Ep3 which, if it was not present before, would likely see him programmed with such restrictions.

Perhaps some of the most important parts of C-3PO were pre-made scrap that came with those protocols that little Anakin stole from a garage sale or something? I don’t know man. Trying to explain away these plot holes is like trying to deep clean the Ganga River.

What? This was a galaxy wide protocol as during Palpatine time, an update if you will

@@V_2077 I didn’t know that at the time, that was 2 years ago lol, since then I’ve read every book

@@myst_desendant8876 One month later I don't even remember if what I said is true xD

The video is from 2019...

Borsalino Kizaru these movies made all of Star Wars pointless

Shpuld have gone with the Yuzhong Vong invasion storyline

Thats right, cos disney sucks

Haku infinite yep agree with all of that. And the funny thing is that force healing is only one of 10+ things so wrong about this film

@Haku infinite force healing has been a thing in legends and during the Old Republic days. How anyone at this age learned it is beyond me. Baby Yoda knows force heal but that can make sense considering the mystery of his race. All we know so far is that Yoda's race naturally has a strong connection with the force and that they are born with strong force abilities. Also they live really long lives. Other than that nothing.

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Literally the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Not to mention that fight didn’t even make sense. They are a cult, they are not sith, they are not members of the first order. They serve who ever has the title of Ren. Who was Kylo, I don’t give a shit if he had renounced the name Kylo REN by that point they didn’t know that. They just RANDOMLY show up to try to kill the dude they served, why exactly?

@@hazardous8301 I would have to agree. I actually really liked the film and wanted to like the Knights of Ren in it but they were pointless. Their roles could've been replaced by any troopers easily.

They did not even bother to explain the knights of ren. Were just added in for the fans.

darkfullgor 0_0 they weren’t sith and were not loyal to the sith. They did use the darkside but they saw the force very differently. They were a cult and there only loyalty was to the one with the title of Ren. They weren’t loyal to sith, nor were they to the first order. There only loyalty was to the Shadow(aka the force)and the one with the title of Ren. Your explanation does not explain anything because they didn’t hold a loyalty to anything u mentioned.

The force wasn't Woke yet.

I think its suppose to be because she was a Palatine?

basically confirms Rey is more powerful than Yoda's species. lol what a relatable main character

because obiwan wasn’t written overpowered :(

or anakin or literally any other jedi healing padme

I agree

Rey taking the Skywalker name is like if my 2nd cousin took my last name instead of his parents. Didn't bother me.

But whamen would be pissed

Honestly, wouldve been great to see Rey join the darkside with Kylo and end on a dark cliffhanger...

This. Her death could have saved Ben Solo from The Dark Side. It would have added depth to their weird relationship and she could have redeemed the Palpatine name. Instead we get a weird kiss and Rey choosing to become a Skywalker for some weird reason even though it was thanks to the sacrifice of her Palpatine Parents she was alive to begin with.

Kylo Ren was really good in this. He was surprisingly intimidating. If only he was like this throughout the first 2 movies.

"Talented" more like 'the least worst'.

2UNIEK Adam Driver is incredibly talented as an actor watch his other work

@@YourBlackLocal Sorry, I focus too much on his ears that just won't quit to notice any of that.

I disagree, they ruined his arc for me. It definitely seemed like he was in many ways the anti-Vader before this. He was never humbled and grievously injured like Vader was on Mustafar, which allowed him to keep his potential but also made him rash, emotionally wild, and prone to mistakes. Unlike Vader, Kylo continuously felt conflicted about what he was doing, while Vader’s persona basically killed Anakin until Luke was able to metaphorically resurrect him. Despite this, Kylo twice denied redemption from those he was closest to, he murdered his father when he could have gone with him and he denied Rey’s offer to become Ben Solo again in The Last Jedi. This is probably Kylo’s worst outing for me, especially with that pathetic death.

Well.. I don't know what people would think if she said Palpatine. Not defending the movie but I'd not be quick to announce my last name was Hitler, lol

@@BlazingOwnager Ofcourse i understand that, but it is an enourmous universe, i bet there's people named palpatine that aren't of the same lineage etc in the universe. And it would also present character development, an eternal struggle for Rey to prove herself to be different than her grandfather etc she'd show people that she isn't as terrible and so on. That's just my thoughts :)

@@BlazingOwnager lol you got a point... I predicted the name skywalker coming out, it's like character building entering the next phase of her life and leaving the darkside.

@@BlazingOwnager If Hitler had a granddaughter who put an end to his life and regime the name would've been redeemed. Children should not bare the sins of their parents.

@@BlazingOwnager Oh c'mon guys. Why is the Fuhrer always the one compared? Why not stalin or churchill?

Or sail a boat through a stormy sea

Stop asking perfectly logical and reasonable questions.

@kshamwhizzle only if she was born on a sundae

This thread made me giggle. It might be the most fun in this comment section :)

savage.

Music Lover I see your the original but I’m the improved clone #21 lmao 😂

@@adamquery7048 stop being so mean i think its his first time writing

Literally

@@adamquery7048 why are u mad?

If anyone is to paid the price it should be JJ, Ryan, and Kennedy not the actor and other people who are the victims

Best comment right here.

I’m just commenting in hopes Joe Will this comment Ray is a Skywalker technically because Aniken was created by The emperor and the emperor is literally Aniken‘s father in a sense so she really is a Skywalker because Skywalker came from Palpatine! Not to mention the end of the movie where Kylo basically sacrifices himself for her giving his life force/the sky walker name/Legacy

So true.

I feel like it had to be Kathleen Kenedy's writing team that fucked up starwars, yeah Abraham's directed it and put it all together, but it was the overall writing that made it an incohesive mess. First you had TFA and as a fan I found it disappointing and the story hung by a thread. I get what they were trying to do with the call back and I appreciated it, but even for star wars it killed the suspension of disbelief. TLJ was the writers giving the director reign and the director wanting to do his own thing but had to awkwardly shoe horn his own ideas into a franchise and storyline that were too big for him. After a few rewatches it's a good movie and could have decent standalone if it were not using these established characters for a mainline trilogy. The story threads spread through a season of a season with new characters and similar events would have fit right in with something like Rebels. I think they should have gone with their original choice. JJ was too passionate about telling his story but didn't have the space, and the writers didn't have a plan to accomodate that. Allowing it to go in the wrong direction to begin with TLJ. At least the everything else starwars has been pretty good(save for solo imo).

Asios Solo was kinda bad tbh

@Asios I think Solo happened at around the same time the Rebels tv show did

I just follow the old EU.

@Asios lol

Also JJ Abrams " I'm going to introduce force healing and Force BJ ;)"

sadly its fucking true. he makes up force powers the way people use chest codes in video games to get around difficult sections. except he was "paid" to be better than just make shit up and fuck up canon and lore

force succ

Some of these powers are from Knights of the old republic. Force healing and drain life are some of the powers in the game and if you haven’t played it’s worth looking into.

@@adronikos7822 ive heard awesome reviews about that game. however, JJ Abrams can not presume every viewer of this movie is well endowed with star wars expanded universe/gaming etc to know what are the origins of force powers cinematically used. he has to stay consistent to the cincematic canon

@jocaguz18 yes because that would be the problem in a fantasy film that has the biggest plot holes of all time

jocaguz18 wtf are you talking about? Not the whole staff would be a lightsaber, only the end parts.

I think they meant that with a staff, you can safely hold it wherever on the entire thing , unlike a double saber, you can only hold it at the handle, the middle.

Her own yellow one could be, it's integrated into her staff

I'm gonna assume they're nothing alike.. but it doesn't really matter, she could've used it and she'd probably be an expert with it like she is with everything else.

Would you like to use the time machine to go forward to the future, Grevious?

@Sarcastic Witch it was auto correct

That would have been the best ending of all.

Instant classic

Imagine the riot's and backlash!! XD What if Luke had a dream all this time. What if Episode 8 and 9 is a prologue of Episode 7.

Best ending for this trilogy would have been ME waking up & saying, wow, that was a bad dream. Or, the best ending for this trilogy would have been Hurley waking up & saying, wow, that was a bad dream.

John Lightspeed must’ve woken up from a coma

I was specifically looking for someone to comment this xD

@@redwillowofdreams8931 why didn't you comment it yourself?

There’s a lot to dissect

I’m surprised this vid is so short. It can’t be everything

you say movie i say steaming pile of shit on the grave of star wars.

It's definitely a problem with how Rey was written. She didn't go through the heroes journey properly. She just suddenly gained whatever power she needed, when she needed it. Meanwhile every other Jedi had to train from childhood to obtain their abilities. With Luke being the exception, and even then he almost wasn't train for being too old at the time. Only gaining his powers by being trained by one of the best, Yoda. While struggling to lift a boulder.

Sometimes children are very special and a little bit slower than the other children. Ben is one of these special children.

Anakin is a force baby. Rey is the new chosen one

Also the fact that Ben Solo was ACTUALLY trained as kid and teen under Luke Skywalker himself, he had SOME formal Jedi training, the whole "Luke decides to kill Ben" trope was fucking ridiculously terrible writing, first of all Luke is a Jedi and killing based off a vision you had is completely against Jedi morals, secondly this is LUKE SKYWALKER we are talking about, the guy who walked in and believed he could actually turn DARTH VADER, Luke has so much hope he believed in himself to turn a man who had turned to the Dark side permanently, years and years and years ago and was literally a full fledged Sith, but all of a sudden he does not think he can coax the dark side out of a boy who had just been turned recently and never became a sith? Kylo Ren should have Ben leagues ahead of Rey, Palp blood or not. Like you said the Skywalker bloodline is the most powerful, it defeated Palpatine once and spawned the two greatest Jedi ever. Rey was not a Skywalker so her mary sue , powerful for no reason abilities make ZERO sense if Ben Solo has an even more powerful bloodline. Palp/Sidious himself did not unlock his potential until AFTER learning from Plageuis the Wise. Also, you can't say it's because Ben never learned to control his power because Rey damn sure had no formal training and still was using the force and high level abilities like the mind read ability. Ben should have had the same ridiculous abilities paired with his actual formal training and stomped Rey all the way until the final film, that is how real stories work, but nah, Kathleen Kennedy could not stomach letting a male heavy (Lead antagonist) beat her girl power icon so it was written that Rey was unstoppable from the beginning. I do not understand how anyone could watch these three films in a row and not see how awfully written these characters are, Rey is the biggest piece of plot armor, mary sue, boringly OP hero you can make. She wins from the start, kicking ass, having abilities for no reason other than "bloodline". Luke failed , got his hand chopped off, was refused training at first but still trained under Obi Wan AND Yoda himself, and it was not until after that he was able to be strong, and even then he relied on Vaders strength to kill off the emperor or at least defeat him for the time being.

Kylo was stronger than Rey this film. During their duel and the first one to get up once Palpatine absorbed their life force

TypicalKHKfanboy Lucas had ideas, his ideas included Rey, Finn, Exiled Luke and Kylo type villain, they didn’t want to use Midichloreans

Disney ceo came out and said when they bought lucasfilm and starwars, they also bought George Lucas' story. They chose to ignore it... It was an actual decision that Disney made saying they were going to write their own story.

@@TheRanterBrony Midichlorians are pretty stupid, but they don't really change anything. Before: "some have force ability cuz ???" after "some have force ability cuz midichlorians".

@@TheRanterBrony They sure did use the implications of midiclorians by having Rey be Palpatine's granddaughter.

@@Waffledude330 Just like every IP that Disney gets their hands on, they want to scrub out everything that came before it and "do their own thing" because they want 100% creative control. This trilogy was created just to scrub away previous characters and lore to make way for one-shot stories that will be creatively bankrupt. Welcome to New Disney.

It was so forced and cringe.

Kitchibi my friend and I laughed so hard at that moment

And "gooood"

Fehrplay shut up it was perfect!

Loved that line

LordAntisonic lmao. Cant believe people liked that awful solo movie too

@@Troop- I too can't believe people have opinions. It disgusts me

I liked it as a movie, just not a starwars movie

@@lordshinumbra6441 this here pretty much sums it up as a star Wars movie it's below average pretty bad but as movie I'll give it around a 5/10

@@NYC_Goody Your opinion can be that you like to eat shit, doesn't mean it's right or good

To be fair, Luke probably customized his x-wing a good bit. I'm not a fan of the movie, but you can make small logical connections.

Luke's X-Wing > 3 X-Wings from Mandalorian

The simpler solution to this is, that even we talk about a "sith wayfinder device" it will have standard connectivity options. I mean creamy Sheev wanted people to use them. They are'nt some mythical lostech thingys, but GPS deviced he had built 30 years ago. In fact... they would probably fit even better with Lukes ancient X-Wing than with a modern Tie Fighter.

To be honest, I admit my post doesn't make logical sense. Peter Parker is a Star Wars fan, which means that Star Wars is fiction-based material in the MCU. I am surprised Disney didn't integrate the two worlds to make money, but they have already done enough damage to Star Wars.

Joe reviews by listening to the trolls. Why is he a spokesman and not a reviewer?

@@ericsesame6321 yea, don't go giving them ideas lmao

@@elee9682 I wish I could unwatch the Sequels. I'm not a person who hates on everything, and the acting and special effects were fantastic, but I was attached to Star Wars and the characters. George Lucas made us feel like we were a part of the Skywalker family and now... they're all gone.

Eric Neely yea it’s just not the same, which it was never gonna be, but it doesn’t even come close enough

Living in delusion isn't gonna make these movies disappear

ms-mo exactly! I didn’t recon all the stories I read as a child.

This is the same for me, fuck these movies

I left my brain at home like they left R2D2.... But my body fell asleep.

Denial is not an excuse

Diablo plot line. By the 10th film the empress won't be able control the voices on her head and go sacrifice tristram

Who asked for this absolute cluster fuck

@@anotherhappylanding4746 who had the audacity to direct this piece of shit and release it to the public

NATE HIGGERS ur name is suspect.🤔

Another Happy Landing hi

Lol well put

britbloc123 straight up bro

rofl true

@@harmstrongg What would you have taken out of the film to show her training?

@@schools-online Maybe replace one of the macguffin hunts in the beginning. Doesn't even need to be long. Make it a montage with cuts between scenes like an old school boxing movie. It's not rocket science.

I saw it opening night and the vibe in the theatre at the end was BAD. It felt like boiling rage bad.

Neither was Luke, leia nor han in the OG trilogy

Oscar Alvarez What ? Darth Vader was menacing Han was abducted by boba wtf you on

@@S3aCa1mRa1n did you really believe han was forever gonna be stuck in Carbonite? Cmon...

Oscar Alvarez They put Han in carbonite because Harrison Ford expressed interest in leaving and wanting to be done with SW even back then so that was their fail safe. It was entirely possible for him to never return

@@oscaralvarez247 Luke in Return was strong, but not OP. He still needed others, and he still failed. Such as when he fell into the Rancor Pit and when Vader saved him. Rey i never thought she didn't have the situation handled.

You’re a good parent.

It is better than all the numbered movies so far....more like A New Hope than anything I've seen yet.

The Disrespect 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@Stormtrooper 094 thrawn is dope too

So instead of a girl Mary Sue you can have a baby Mary Sue who also was never trained in the Force yet knows how to do it perfectly.

No no, Anakin turned to the dark side to learn how to end death. That's something force healing can't do, it heals injuries, doesn't prevent death. Disney saying that the cure for death is cloning..

andy fumo rey and kylo literally bring each other back to life, twice

@@teleskopossomnium yes with bullshit Deus ex machina

So much Force power ass-pulling...

andy fumo Bro did you even see the movie? Kylo brought Rey back to life...

Presumably Jon Faverou is taking over from here I've heard. Here's hoping

You hope someone loses their job, because you personally didn't like something?

She'll probably get a raise

I get what youre saying but I am sure kathleen would be fine with her multi million dollar severance from disney lol.

Izzik Yes. If someone is incompetent and can’t make decent movies, then they get fired. Kathleen Kennedy is incompetent, uncaring and does not know about Star Wars. “We have no source material!” says she.

LagunaX1 fuuuuuck yes.👍

That will require actual thought and planning to be put into this Trilogy something they did not do. but good thinking though I like it.

Not a bad start - but frankly: No force-user should (without external amplifiers like a Sith-Meditation-Sphere-Ship) be able to destroy a fleet of capital-ships with the force!

I thought it was just dumb how Palpatine told Rey that his life force would take over her body if she kills him. Why didn’t he keep his mouth shut and just let her kill him?? Why tell her?? Of course she’s gonna hold back and resist killing him. Ugh!

@@ricardorivera5854 same reason he warned the whole galaxy that he is back before even launching his fleet first. Allowing the galaxy to preemptively strike his fleet before its ready

Dragon Ball Z logic 😂

I mean Ben could sit on a log in ROTJ.

the dark side has many abilities some consider unnatural

The x wing in the water, lol and the helmet , terrible fan service, sitting in water ,algae , for that long and start write up

No one is really ever gone

Not to mention, have you ever seen a horse try to move on a completely smooth surface? Those space ponies should have been slipping all over the place.

again lmao. Thought he would've learned from almost getting killed by mace windu.

@@revanthmunnangi5319 Palpatine hurts himself by fucking blue! Well done, Disney smh.

Gill Pokemon reference there

he did the ol' zapparino

Brave.

There's no morals in these massified entertainment businesses. It's like when EA went all political correct with Battlefield, remember that shit? Trying to take the higher moral ground... Fucking EA, lol

@@apachehelicopter9032 that too, I was not pretending to dive into this subject, but history revisionism is something far more egregious than political correctness. They wanted to justify female characters in the multi-player, because of some twisted concepts of inclusion (in fact, they want to expand the audience). And it's crazy to remember some people defending the changes, "it's just a game", etc.. Hell, any kind of product who uses historical events as a selling gimmick, the minimum expected is some level of respect. My interest about the war sparked when I was kid playing company of heroes, imagine kids who started with that battlefield, wondering if females were really there?

Honestly I think the reason they backed off of Finn being fully Force-sensitive is literally because of China.

@lilmayo Yeah i't had nothing to do with TLJ being an even more garbage film and Rose being a garbage character.

I see what ur saying but Vader was never fully turned to the darkside. Luke always believed Vader still had good in him. “ I am a Jedi like my father before me. “ Vader proves he still had the light inside him by the end of the movie when he redeems himself by turning on the emperor. Unlike Emperor palpy who is just straight up evil.

Lmfao I'm dead 🤣🤣

Pretty much, I mean even if jj took the last jedi more into consideration that's literally all that happened in that movie, just goes to show how shitty it was.

• Leia reveals she has force abilities, hinting she trained. • Leia gives Po a lesson on following orders. • Ackbar dies. • Luke dies. • Phasma dies. • Snoke dies.

Nothing happens in the entire trillogy

@@fleeplayTV you say "that's all" it did implying that it isn't plot development. You may disagree story wise but it pushed the story forward. J.J could have taken that and expanded upon it but chose to retcon it because fanservice. Kylo finally was in control after TLJ got rid of that stupid ass emperor knock off J.J created.

@@michaelford8017 "Snoke dies" well, it was just a palpatine clone and theres many more, and the deaths were all pointless so that doesn't count lmao, thats not storytelling or any significance.

Cindy Chung Honestly I’m surprised she did force ghost her way into the film when Kylo was getting laid

Too true. I was watching ROTS in the countdown to this movie and my mom walked into the room as Anakin killed the kids

Since Disney bought them, u can't expect Everything to be explained in the last movie of a trilogy, that's what the 2nd movie is for but the 2nd movie did nothing but break the lore and fuck this trilogy up so this movie is just to enjoy at this point

TFA

Finn:We got another mission to go on Rey:Sunofabitch, I'm in!

I mean you never really needed full brain capacity for Star Wars like it has always been kind of self explanatory but at the same time yeah, you never had to switch it fully off to enjoy it

Since Ewoks with sticks and stones defeated the best troopers in the Empire.

DrViperVideos this was a fault that were made in TLJ tho.. they didn’t appear in the movie... or did they? I can’t remember, haven’t seen that movie since the first time i watched it lol, cause it made me feel weird watching it.. but since they didn’t get any screen time from the previous movie, they aren’t explored all that well, and you just get this shallow ass team of knights

They had the opportunity to explain how the Knights of Ren were cutting off all the other Rebel cells from reinforcing the battle in TLJ. Give them some bite to their growl.. instead they were as well equipped as a peasant revolt in the medieval era. Absolutely no point in being included in the story. The elite guards of Snoke posed a much bigger threat and were much more entertaining to watch.

@@elly_xia The guards in the Snoke scene with that sweet armor and those cool electric whips and stuff were 1000 times cooler and more interesting than literally anything JJ did with the Knights of Ren. I've had to listen to two years of "Rian ruined the Knights of Ren!!!" by not using them. Well. They were used here and JJ did NOTHING with them. So I don't want to hear that shit anymore, JJ had his chance. In TWO movies now.

@@aaroncullen1803 EXACTLY! The thing that drives me so nuts is for all the (sometimes justified) hate TLJ gets, Rian Johnson used JJ's shitty lame Emperor clone BETTER than JJ used the ACTUAL LITERAL EMPEROR, and Snokes guards were better used and more interesting than the Knights of Ren ended up being!!

I don't think knights of ren were luke's students, they were a separate thing

the hole just gets deeper and deeper :D

No no it’s because Ben had a bad dream

thats what happens when directors change mid trilogy and fucks everything up

@@adad87821 thats not completely true, the problem was that there was no creative controle from above. Johnson had all the freedom and as a director known for subversion, thats not a good combination for a sequel in a trilogy

Because of the whole force dyad thing maybe he sensed Rey through Kylo? That film has many plot holes 🤷🏻‍♂️ .

it's rlm all over agian

@@forkittens rlm?

Ernesto Ascencio Rlm

@@asantiago2039 red letter media

True that Disney might have made a lot of stuff non canon but we the people the real fandom can choose to say the sequel trilogy is non canon too ✊

Exactly what I've been doing

Me to i love the old eu

Dejavu from when the prequels came out lmao

Start with NJO, Vector Prime!