“I fundamentally disagree with every choice for Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi”-Mark Hamill

George Lucas is like that ex girlfriend you start to miss and wonder if it was really that bad

"They wouldn't introduce a new threat in the last movie" Aged like milk.

Rose: saving the ones you love is what war is all about. Literally everyone: um thats what finn was trying to do.

Mark Hamill literally said he fundamentally disagreed with everything that happend to luke Skywalker. I know he Isnt a director but his word should carry some weight

This is what should've been done: instead of admiral purple hair, it should've been Ackbar who stayed behind on the Rebel Cruiser. He should've turned it towards the First Order fleet... they hail him... First Order: ''Is this some sort of diversion?'' Ackbar: ''No. It's a trap'' * Boom *

2019 and I'm still mad about that movie

37:25 Joe: "Is there another threat we haven't been introduced to? No they wouldnt do that in the third movie." Disney: Hold my beer

I think the Casino did a good job representing EA

Jar Jar Binks had more impact on the plot than Snoke did.

"How could Phasma survive that?" The same way Palpatine survived, MARKETING.

2020 and this movie still pisses me off.

That moment when you willingly watch an hour long youtube video over bashing the new Star Wars movie and you don't consider it a waste of time because the new Star Wars movie legitimately upset you that much. Me.

George Lucas: I think I fucked up the prequels. Disney: Hold my beer.

Rian Jonson gets a hard-on from subverting expectations. It makes him feel like he's smarter than the entire world. But it's about as clever as a nine-year-old jumping out and going "Boo! Ha ha! Surprised you!" Just because something is random doesn't mean it's clever.

When the director himself says that “you can’t focus on what the fans want” that’s when you know it’s gonna be a weak film with weaker direction

Nah Star Wars is done for me, oh and BB-8 has more kills than Luke and Snoke.

That beginning bit between Poe and General Hux was like something out of Spaceballs rather than Star Wars

As The Act Man once said, the second part in a trilogy is the most important because it follows up the previous part and sets up the final part. Say what you want about the prequals but from a fundamental stand point, AOTC is a better middle movie than TLJ. TLJ threw away nearly every plot point from TFA and gave no direction for episode 9 to go.

Just as a quick update from the future, As of today it has a 45% on rotten tomatoes.

When Rey gave the lightsaber to Luke at the beginning and he just tossed it. I immediately knew the writers did the same.

Mark Hamill said it best, "They had time for me to milk an alien but not enough time for Luke to show any emotion." Another big issue, suddenly all that's needed to wipe out a fleet is one ship jumping to light speed? All this time, why has anyone wasted their time fighting with laser blasters or turbo lasers? Another problem, the Empire, First Order, has seemingly unlimited resources. Two Death Stars, Star Killer base, 4 full fleets, and yet they only seem to grow in size? Where does this all come from if Star Killer Base was wiped out? The last fleet that was wiped out had no effect because the next scene they were all down on the planet with no issue. I'll stop there but I could keep going.

Disney does not like villains they just want the good guy to win which sucks for story development. We need Darth Jar Jar

1. Luke is reduced to a hesitant jerk. 2. Too many twists and turns to count. 3. Disrespects the original films in terms of lore and history. 4. Mixing comedy into the serious moments. 5. (My personal issue), Finn is put into a very pointless side story with one character who is just there. 6. Wasting both actor Andy Serkis, and his character.

Darth Vader murders the Jedi order, obiwan, innumerable beings across the galaxy for twenty odd years and younglings. Luke: There's still good in him. Kylo Ren has some evil dreams. Luke: Well he's evil now, better kill him in his sleep.

Spaceballs was more Star Wars then Last Jedi lol

“They wouldn’t introduce a new threat for the final movie.” Palpatine and the Final Order: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

When all of the ATATs fired at Luke, I first thought that when the dust cleared it would have been revealed that Luke had suspended all of the thousands of blaster rounds from the ATATs in midair just like Kylo did that one blaster round at the start of The Force Awakens. Then he could have force-pushed all of the rounds back at the ATATs, destroying them all and leaving the battlefield completely barren aside from him and Kylo.

*The directors attitude to every previous Star Wars film can be summed up with what Luke does with the lightsaber Rey hands him.*

The Luke wanting to kill Kylo shows how much they didn't understand Luke. They ruined him.

Bruh they didn't even mention how suddenly the concept of fuel is introduced for the first time in all of star wars

This review is already better than the movie.

I hope Phasma comes back in episode 9 and dies immediately in her first scene just so that becomes a running joke. What a fucking waste

The best scene in the whole movie was when R2D2 and Luke reunited

The Last Jedi was more of a Star Wars parody than Space Balls

Rian Johnson, I have never seen someone given such a concept/story rich set up, with most of difficult work in establishing characters and setting up interesting plot points and environments completed ( to a point that a blind man could see them) and manage to not only miss them completely, but to actively subvert them at the expense of the movie, while showing a complete disregard and for the subject matter of the film and total contempt of the expected audience. I hope one day someone comes and does the same thing to something you love like, WWII, or sucking up to critics who have already been paid by Disney.

It's like Rian Johnson read all the fan theories, and then made it his mission to do the opposite to surprise us...at the cost of the movie...

TFA: Luke leaves a map behind with R2 and his friend (Max Von Sydow) in case he's needed while he searches for Jedi lore. TLJ: Luke's on some backwater planet trying to kill himself and has no idea how he was found BRAVO RIAN

When I saw the underwater X-Wing, I was like "OOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHH LUKE IS GOING TO PULL THAT OUT AND FLY THAT AND DESTROY THE FIRST ORDER". Nope. It's just there. Nothing happens with it.

"You can be anybody and you can be a Jedi" was already true for prequels. Now its more like, "Anybody can be as strong as a Skywalker"

I had tears come to my eye when leia seemingly died. It would have been a very good scene, probably my favorite scene, and the only one done right, but instead she turns into Mary Poppins, and ruins the feel of the scene

The biggest reason I’m disappointed with the last Jedi is if Rey was raised on a Desert planet how can she swim so well?

Every time I think of re-watching The Last Jedi I come back to this

You guys nailed every point of what is completely wrong with The Last Jedi.

Leía can fly in space but can't lift rocks.

It feels like 2 out of the 3 films have been made already and the plot hasn't advanced at all.

"Chrome deflects lasers" "Why didn't they give everyone that sort of uniform" "They didn't have enough material." Because the idiots used it all to build Starkiller base.

33:44 “I know his every thought. I know he could never, never, ever betray me-OH GOD HE BETRAYED ME!”

luke sums up the movie perfectly in the trailers...."this is not going to go the way you think"

Rey's parents sold Rey for some of them deathsticks

I love how Rey can move some rocks after 1 lesson on the force while Luke struggled to get his lightsaber when it was 5 feet away

u guys are just talking smack, the movie was amazing i mean did you see the scene where leiya flew through space like superman? i mean wow and did you see the lightsaber battle between luke and kylo? best two and a half seconds of all the star wars movies, ryan johnson did an amazing job he knew that no one wanted to see a proper light saber battle and also listened to all the fans when they cried out please kill off luke skywalker, the only thing the movie was missing was the dance scene from spiderman 3

Skywalker deserved much better

the Leia scene was the funniest joke of the whole movie.

who else is watching this after the episode 9 trailer dropped?

The fact that The Force Unleashed has more character depth, progression, and satisfaction than this movie is a troubling sign.

So funny that the whole secret Finn Codebreaker subplot my Bro fell asleep watching. He woke up when Leia shot Po. He asked me what he had missed and I said "nothing you literally missed NOTHING!"

“Fin and Rose Space Adventure!!” Ep.1 save the horses!

Goddamn, I miss Spaceballs SO BAD.

The pod race in my opinion was very much Star Wars, however the casino scene was 10 times worse then any scene in Star Wars yet

Snoke’s existence is about as pointless as that spin obi wan did against darth Vader in A New Hope

Admiral Ackbar should have been the one to sacrifice himself and go into hyperspace through the First Order ships and either you let Laura Dern character live for episode IX or you erase her from the movie entirely.

Just have Jon Favreau make all future Star Wars Movies. Mandalorian is the best since rouge one

17:55 "Rey's parents are nobodys! She is a nobody!" Rise of Skywalker: "bet"

Luke died from crippling diabetes after drinking too much nipple milk.

Really surprised you guys didn't go more into the Holdo maneuver. Honestly I think it's one of the largest sins in the movie...perhaps even larger than the complete and total assassination of Luke's character just because of the far-reaching ramifications. From what we see, a hyper-space ramming maneuver is apparently incredibly effective against spacecraft...are we supposed to believe that this is the first time that someone has stumbled across this in the thousands of years that hyper-space has existed? Military ramifications are often some of the first options explored with new technology...this changes the face of literally the ENTIRE Star Wars universe. There is literally NO WAY that such an effective tactic would NOT be exploited for war. This undermines every capital ship encounter in the lore, because we SHOULD be looking at a civilization which wages war with hyper-space missiles...and they wouldn't require the power of an entire star, or the size and mass of an entire planet to launch. Literally just build a massive slug of some sort of heavy metal, strap some engines, fuel tanks, a hyper-drive, and a guidance system to it, and bam...instant ship-killer...and possibly a planet-killer too if the slug is massive enough... (think hyper-speed meteor). The Death Stars? The battle of Coruscant? The blockade of Naboo? ALL SOLVED by hyper-space missiles. Not to mention there'd be no need to even build a Death Star when you can just slam a massive chunk of metal into a planet's crust at hyper-speed. This basically turns the matter of planetary destruction into child's play...anyone who can build a hyper-drive could do it. As a standalone movie, TLJ is okay...fun, funny...probably enjoyed by people who don't know what Star Wars is...the same way the movie Eragon was enjoyed by people who hadn't read the books. But, like the director of Eragon, it seems Rian Johnson read the Star Wars cliff-notes and couldn't be bothered with actually researching and respecting his source material. And those of us who DO know Star Wars (and there are a lot of us), know TLJ for the stinking dumpster-fire it has left within our beloved universe.

September 2019- 44% audience rating...

BB-8 had most kills

The Last Jedi was a trap!! That's why they eliminated Ackbar, so he couldn't warn us... RIP Admiral 😨

Watching this 2 years later. Joe: "they wouldn't bring in a new villain in the last movie." Me in the present. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Three years later and my mind is still completely boggled that 90% of this movie was green lit. Why did no one at at least make sure it was consistent with the other movies? How many people read this script and thought “This I great!” ? It hurts my brain to think about it

The Last Jedi Was Almost A Star Wars Movie - We Almost got to see a Lightsaber Duel - Those jokes were Almost funny - There was Almost an exciting chase through space - Somebody Almost sensed a disturbance in the Force - We Almost got dialog that fit the Star Wars universe - That Almost looked and moved like Yoda - Rey Almost got Jedi training - Supreme Leader Snoke Almost foresaw that coming - Finn and Rose Almost found a guy to help them - Two people Almost said "May the Force be with you" to each other - Chewbacca Almost ate a porg - We Almost heard someone say "I have a bad feeling about this" - Poe Almost committed mutiny - We Almost found out that Rey's parents were important - Finn Almost made it to the battering ram laser - Those Almost weren't the Droids we were looking for - It was Almost the Star Wars Holiday Special - It was Almost a script Mark Hamill agreed with - Rian Johnson Almost deserves an Academy award - Let's hope JJ Abrams doesn't Almost make a Star Wars movie with the next one The 'Almost' Was Strong With This One. It was Almost a Star Wars movie, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

To know the story about Snoke, you have to buy some lootboxes...

Yall need to rewatch the prequels again. The only real criticism of those films is the dialogue in my opinion. AS an example, the pod race was a unique, interesting, thrilling set piece. But more importantly, it had actual implications on the story; demonstrating Anakins strength with the force even as an untrained child, and serving as the 3rd stage in todorovs narrative theory for the characters arc on tatooine.

Luke's behavior was unacceptable sucking nipples in front of a lady like Rey...

*Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker. Despite being perhaps the most powerful jedi to have existed, I died by force fart*

Phasma gets beat by a janitor

“I know his every thought, I know he could never ever ever betray me. Oh god he betrayed me” Perfect summary 😂

Joe: Theres no way she could have survived being engulfed in flames. Darth Vader: Am I a joke to you?

Flying Leia "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!"

Chewie was just an UBER driver in this one!

Literally, everyone in 2017: 37:21 - 37:25 "is there another threat we haven't seen? No, they wouldn't introduce that at the very last..." Everyone now: WTF the Emporer is back?

Dont forget about the quickest plothole. Fin claims its impossible to tracks ships and a few lines later claims he knows where the device is that tracks them because he used to work right by it.

I just noticed... she deflected a shot in TLJ in her uniform and she was held at gun point in the force awakens in the same uniform...

Wait why does phasma surrenders in the force awakens if her armor is laserproof?i mean finn was threatening her with a blaster

They should’ve made the first trilogy focus on the fall of Ben Solo to the dark side. He should’ve started as a young man, living during a period of peace in the Republic with the Empire gone for a few decades, then been struck with some severe family tragedy (that would involve Luke), and then fall into darkness, filled with hate, despair, and a craving for power fueled by revenge which would lead to the build up to another empire/conflict. Or perhaps not even a war? Make it a more intimate and personal story. It would be a good foundation as he’d be surrounded by family dynamics that could hold huge potential for great twists and reveals. Perhaps have the trilogy eventually culminating with Luke sacrificing himself at the end of the third movie out of love to save his nephew to be able to bring him to the light in his final act. That’s the ending Luke deserves.

Good thing he gave her the dice because we all know from the originals how much we loved the dice.

Also how the fuck did Rey know how to swim? She was raised, by herself. On a planet DEVOID OF BODIES OF WATER.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Supreme Leader Snoke the Powerful? I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. It's a fan legend. Snoke was the Supreme Leader of the First Order, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence and connect the minds of people across galaxies... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even force pull people through holograms. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his apprentice, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him while he was distracted while interrogating a Jedi. It's ironic... he could use the force to influence others from other galaxies, but not sense a lightsaber being manipulated right next to him. Is it possible to learn this origin story? Not from the Movies.

I actually fucking hate how they just killed Ackbar like a background character.

The force was wrong with this one!

I didn’t jump on the whole ‘Disney is the death of Starwars’ bandwagon but holy shit! The film is a train wreck. I’m pretending this hasn’t happened... oh god!!!

The way Luke reacts to Rey giving him his old lightsaber is the way Johnson dealt with all our burning questions from the Force Awakens.

Rose: I am officially the worst Star Wars character Admiral Holdo: Holdo my Almondmilk Frappuccino

Killing off snoke so soon was the part I was most disappointed with. I really wanted to find out more about snoke but we got nothing.

Phasma has become the blue balls joke in every movie in this trilogy. I do believe they confirmed she lives in leaks. She keeps coming back to do absolutely nothing. HAHA

His name was Ackbar. I want him backbar

"There is soo much going on here! It's breaks new grounds!!!" If only Mel Brooks was still alive... that could have been a sequel worth watching.

Finn wanted to heroically sacrifice himself to save the rebels by flying his glider into the first order's death-cannon-thing, but Rose said "you know what's better than the rebels and no Finn? Neither of them, of course!" and crashed into him right in front of fucking everything the first order had. (and Finn is okay with it.) The fuck? That's probably my biggest problem with the movie (that or the constant unfunny and mood-killing humor). Rose as a character is ruined for me.

I hated the ship plot. Felt like a Clone Wars episode Edit: I didn’t mean to insult Clone Wars, it’s a very good show. I felt like the movie could’ve done better than do a stuck on a ship plot, which should only be for shows