Everything Wrong With The Gray Man in 18 Minutes or Less

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Жыл бұрын

The Gray Man is a big budget globe-trotting assassin action movie that is... kind of boring. Oh well, at least I was able to pass the time by counting all the sins.
Thursday: Recent comic book sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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@zachryder3150 Жыл бұрын

As someone who read the novel, the biggest sin is that the film didn't have in it the most American sentence ever written in 21st century fiction: "Inside was a Barrett M107, a fifty-caliber rifle that fired shells half the size of beer bottles and dispatched the heavy bullets with a muzzle velocity of nearly nine football fields a second."

@garethhughes7430 Жыл бұрын

anything but metric

@plotholedetective4166 Жыл бұрын

But books aren't allowed in the sin calculator.... Infact anytime they feel they need to reference a book for context or anything else it's a sin. As a Harry Potter book fan I feel you

@eyarebisong2152 Жыл бұрын

@@garethhughes7430unsurprisingly.

@bobbyespinal8660 Жыл бұрын

That's God-awful.

@patricksocha6930 Жыл бұрын

@@bobbyespinal8660 I mean they didn’t say it was good, just the most American.

@mfdesy4207 Жыл бұрын

The eyeball tapping is a "dead-check". If someone is alive but feigning death, it'll take a LOT for them to not react to having their eyeball tapped.

@dragonskunkstudio7582 Жыл бұрын

I'll remember that the next time it occurs.

@bitters879 Жыл бұрын

Also blowing on the eyes can make them flutter, it's how my mom used to bust me for staying up late.

@AliasdHacker Жыл бұрын

Next time I want to verify someone is truly dead, I'll make sure to do that. Thank you, sire.

@Small_Schlonng_9000 Жыл бұрын

@@bitters879even if you are sleeping you’ll still react

@kimcham9949 Жыл бұрын

@@AliasdHacker: Uh oh... You're not going to need adult supervision at *funerals* , are you? 🤔🤭

@loreleimonn3220 Жыл бұрын

This movie was kinda fun, but my biggest problem was that they didn’t do enough to make Chris Evan’s character feel like a real threat. He mostly just sits back and yells at people, but not in a “evil genius mastermind” kinda way. It would’ve been way better imo if he had been more like a terminator endlessly closing in on the protagonist with ruthless, maniacal glee

@bartsullivan4866 Жыл бұрын

Well would could you expect from Captain goodie too shoes. But at least he wasn't playing the hero for once. You do make a good point.

@loreleimonn3220 Жыл бұрын

@@bartsullivan4866 you’ve clearly never seen Scott Pilgrim. Or even Knives Out for that matter

@virgilhawkins5680 Жыл бұрын

So Jason Mamoa in Fast X?

@loreleimonn3220 Жыл бұрын

@@virgilhawkins5680 I’ve never seen a fast and furious movie lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

@leilani663 11 ай бұрын

@@virgilhawkins5680Great example

@_The_Archive_ Жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: On Chris Evans' first day of filming, he accidentally hit Ryan Gosling in the face with his prop gun.

@tshelby5212 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: who cares

@jadenkhoohoukit4573 Жыл бұрын

😂

@Szokynyovics Жыл бұрын

@@tshelby5212 oh you poor angry little boy :(

@Pascaffa Жыл бұрын

@@tshelby5212 i did.

@skylx0812 11 ай бұрын

_"I hope, for your sake, that you're initiating a mating ritual..."_ -B'Tor to Soren after he slugged her and sent her flying across the room in Star Trek Generations

@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319 Жыл бұрын

A sin should have been taken off for the fight between 6, Dani and The Lone Wolf. It was the best shot and clearest fight in the entire movie as well as being very well choreographed.

@basil1556 Жыл бұрын

Missed a big opportunity of referring to Chris Evans as "Captain Guantanamo" during the interrogation scene

@joels5150 Жыл бұрын

I just watched this for the first time last night. What a pleasant coincidence. I would give Six credit for quickly picking up on the fact that Carmichael is a real PoS, based on the fact he wanted Four dead so badly he didn’t care at all about collateral damage, including kids. Just the fact that Four wanted him to have the necklace before he died, and Carmichael immediately called asking about it let Six know that he absolutely should not give it to him under any circumstances. I’m guessing the Russo’s putting themselves in at the end is getting sinned. Edit: Heh, I was correct: Sin 128 😏At least their kids aren’t in the movie looking directly into the camera this time?

@almightywarrior3979 Жыл бұрын

I think the main thing to me was that he didn't know what the guy had or who he was, that person could've had extremely important information like on how to launch or set off a nuke, information regarding agents in the field etc., I think the weirdest thing is that they knew they were looking for a necklace but they wanted to kill the guy through two floors with no-one to actually grab the necklace with the information.

@Cornelius135 Жыл бұрын

This movie didn’t break any molds, or shatter expectations, or say anything really significant about the human experience or anything, but - and I don’t often say this because I’m a real party-pooper about fun movies - it was a fun movie. Plus I like Ryan Gosling so that helped 😂

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Жыл бұрын

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

@Someone-sk8cg Жыл бұрын

i appreciate the kind words man, i - the ryan gosling, am happy you enoyed my movie

@DanBrizuela Жыл бұрын

Sure the writing isn't spectacular but the action scenes are fun and Chris Evans is having the time of his life.

@thomaspiccoli2931 Жыл бұрын

I personally enjoyed this movie despite its flaws

@Szokynyovics Жыл бұрын

For some reason Chris Evans as a despicable slimy bastard works soooo well. That trash-stache is disgusting. XD so fun!

@karhmatheking5927 11 ай бұрын

I have watched it 4 times already. LOVE IT!!

@1DrunkSocialite Жыл бұрын

I will forever argue location tags aren't sins! They're vital to the story. Otherwise I wouldn't know where the heck we are in the movie. Not everyone is a world traveler and recognize every landmark. 😂😂😂

@SaudePyter Жыл бұрын

But when you see the Eiffel Tower, do you need the "Paris, France" tag? That's the point

@Spiker985Studios Жыл бұрын

@@SaudePyter Could be the mini tower in Vegas 🙄

@1DrunkSocialite Жыл бұрын

@@SaudePyter Yes, in the larger context of whatever movie it is.

@thefriesofLockeLamora Жыл бұрын

Watch the Mission Impossible Fallout sins video to see his problem with obvious place cards

@danielthorrens9626 11 ай бұрын

Why does it matter that the prison was in Florida? Some of them are helpful but title cards pull me out of movies. One man’s opinion though

@madmax5836 Жыл бұрын

He poked him in the eye to confirm death. It's supposed to be with the barrel of a gun but I guess a finger works too.

@krisastroot1888 28 күн бұрын

We used a twisted up tissue in the nursing home.

@DrNoxin 11 ай бұрын

To be honest, we need more of these 80's/90's style action flicks.

@bryanferratt6598 11 ай бұрын

Air Force One - 2 😄.

@JamesGilbert_ Жыл бұрын

I'm glad we've finally gotten the culmination of the "in case you confused it with..." sins.

@KanLuxiang Жыл бұрын

The one where he said Elton John's Vienna instead of Billy Joel's Vienna was such a deep cut.

@Malrottian Жыл бұрын

This movie was worth it just to watch Chris Evans have fun with being insane. That is balanced out by just how many times we have to listen to Gosling growl.

@brandonhicks9926 Жыл бұрын

Easily the best Bonus Round

@nickjasperse9903 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@alexcoyg3281 Жыл бұрын

Lloyd is the most cartoon character since Roger Rabbit 😂

@MrChaotic4 Жыл бұрын

He's also the most evil character Chris Evans has ever played.

@alexcoyg3281 Жыл бұрын

@@MrChaotic4 100%

@afiftysixteen9584 Жыл бұрын

@@MrChaotic4never seen Scott pilgrim?

@MrChaotic4 Жыл бұрын

@@afiftysixteen9584 Of course I have. Lloyd is WAY worse than Lucas Lee.

@seanwilson531 Жыл бұрын

6:57 no matter the age, when a lady wants you to give her space, you give her SPACE, goddamnit. 🙄

@Exzachley Жыл бұрын

The time crisis joke got me lol

@Kras015 9 ай бұрын

YES! I scrolled looking for this comment. That was the best!

@JCDavis314 Жыл бұрын

This movie contains no Liam Neeson.

@andrewmauro8551 Жыл бұрын

who??

@cobalt2506 Жыл бұрын

@@andrewmauro8551 get out. just get out.

@happiestdart6873 Жыл бұрын

a sin in and of itself

@necrolight5105 Жыл бұрын

@@andrewmauro8551 I have no words.....

@Willpower-74205 Жыл бұрын

I was quite taken with this comment. 😁

@SuperZero1215 11 ай бұрын

The Grey and Bullet Train were some unexpectedly fun movies that I enjoyed from beginning to end.

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

The child actress in this movie did a good job. Anyone agree?

@thomaspiccoli2931 Жыл бұрын

She’s a well know actress that’s been in movies and shows like Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Young Sheldon

@RK-cj4oc Жыл бұрын

Yes

@andrewmauro8551 Жыл бұрын

@@thomaspiccoli2931cap

@TheSuperappelflap 11 ай бұрын

You mean Ana de Armas? I dont really like her in anything. She cant really act. All she does is make big eyes and talk softly.

@ironwolf5802 Жыл бұрын

Theres also the possibility of refrigerators breaking and ruining all the food in them from shoting the power out. Also the chance somone had an oxygen machine and hearing that thing scream because no power is at least a sin for each hour and hope the person has tanks that don't need power.

@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 Жыл бұрын

Ryan Gosling playing Ryan Gosling...I think out of all of his characters, Ken and Holland March are his most distinguishable based on personality.

@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 Жыл бұрын

He's also different aesthetics too

@noctambule5726 Жыл бұрын

His best acting was in Blue Valentine

@motherplayer Жыл бұрын

I'm personally a fan of "Drive" as my favorite take on his stoic style and "The Nice Guys" for showing a guy who did that so often at the time is actually a dynamite comedy actor too, under the right circumstances.

@JThePervertedSummoner Жыл бұрын

Goose is the type of actor that you can cast in anything and give him whatever personality you want but it still feels like the same person.

@TheSuperappelflap 11 ай бұрын

@@motherplayer Drive is the only film he was in that I liked. Everything else is just boring.

@KalSpiro Жыл бұрын

42 regular indicates a chest between 41 and 43 inches. While there is a correlation to height, it is not related to the measurement specified. So there is no reason for a guy who is shorter than him to be unable to provide a jacket that fits

@chrishenson4450 Жыл бұрын

I cannot possibly stress this enough. As a person born and raised in the Appalachian Mountains, I can state without fear of contradiction that it is pronounced "Apple-ATCHA" and "Apple-ATCH-uhn." As in, "I'm fixin' to throw an apple at ya."

@virgilhawkins5680 Жыл бұрын

I grew up a couple of hours away from the mountains but we said them apple-LAY-chian around my way. Not saying it's right or arguing with you; just saying it is what it is at this point. I will argue with a Nevadan though.

@chrishenson4450 Жыл бұрын

@@virgilhawkins5680 Oh, I know people say it that way. It's just my job to learn you how it's done s'pose to be spoke.

@CodyFairlessLee Жыл бұрын

I believe the biggest sin was Courtland Gentry being incarcerated at age 15 in an adult prison for life for killing his abusive father who deserved to die. Seriously, why was Courtland imprisoned for killing his father when the father was abusive and at times nearly killed both him and his brother? Why wasn't he considered a hero for his actions?

@drone8442 Жыл бұрын

If the U.S law system worked, half the movies on this planet wouldn’t exist. And that is 100% an incident that would happen in real life.

@Mememulelife Жыл бұрын

The greatest waste of the entire film is things like this. In the books, he gunned down three man attempting to kill someone who he was the bodyguard for. that is why he was in prison, and he only took that job because of disagreements with his father. His father becomes relevant much later in the series.

@mikeljackson9192 Жыл бұрын

Florida, USA 🇺🇸

@mjbee 9 ай бұрын

EXACTLY. Even if he was convicted, how TF would his sentence be 40 years?! As a minor?!

@hoverboardjord7333 Жыл бұрын

I actually adore this movie. Such a fun watch

@MrBattlecharge Жыл бұрын

"In case you confused it with chicken" Lovely

@agentofjustice2595 Ай бұрын

you missed an opportunity for a rick and morty interdimensional cable personal space joke

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

Probably one of the best action films I’ve watched. It’s just fun good time.

@deadpool8340 Жыл бұрын

Sweet jesus watch better films !!

@egads3696 Жыл бұрын

Great movie.

@noctambule5726 Жыл бұрын

It was utterly boring

@BULD0SIS Жыл бұрын

@@deadpool8340 i bet people like you reccomend 4h garbage movies like the godfather. try to stay awake challenge!

@egads3696 Жыл бұрын

@@noctambule5726 no it wasnt.ive seen utterly boring, this wasnt it.

@artarealmblazer8452 Жыл бұрын

The eyeball flick is to check to see if he is playing dead or not. They used that trick in a book called Vertical Run.

@Pachinosin Жыл бұрын

Ryan G at 23 and now. No difference so we should all get the sin 😢

@ahunt1054 Жыл бұрын

Love the "Kicking & Screaming" Prauge riff - chefs kiss.

@pixlrik Жыл бұрын

Yay, a bonus round, haven't had one of those in a while

@BooN877 Жыл бұрын

Lloyd's delivery of "Baalls" deserved a sin off 😂

@darianyounker188 Жыл бұрын

You guys are so amazing even on shrooms when I’m looking for certain ghost videos just to get me going y’all always catch my attention instead 🎉cudos been following for 9 years lol

@bencarlson4300 Жыл бұрын

I forgot this movie existed, and I watched it. Can’t wait to forget it again.

@nasirzurmi2630 Жыл бұрын

favorite bonus round so far

@rainbowrunner1550 Жыл бұрын

I'm already looking forward to you doing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, since Dial of Destiny premieres at the end of this month.

@charlier409 Жыл бұрын

I missed bonus round so much😂😂😂

@wolfrainexxx Жыл бұрын

I saw a movie that didn't say where we were in the world's setting, and it made me appreciate the smaller location titles in the corner saying where we were. I think it was Mandolorian, but I don't remember.

@IssaBDot Жыл бұрын

I loved this movie but cinemasins is always my go to for movies iv seen already, I love to see all the dumb shit I never noticed

@Director_Oompaloompa 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes especially lOgOs, bro hates logos for no reason.

@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899 Жыл бұрын

At some point I need The Nice Guys sinned

@bingbong4074 Жыл бұрын

Why would they release such a short video?!

@Wyng007 Жыл бұрын

*Billy Joel's Vienna. That's a sin for the bonus round.

@PerfectlyImperfect93 Жыл бұрын

Lmao the bonus was hilarious 😂😂

@michaelspikes1506 Жыл бұрын

Good review

@reallybro1611 Жыл бұрын

"MacGrayver" lol

@Boyso5407 11 ай бұрын

Chris Evans is awesome in this movie. It’s good to see him as the complete opposite of Cap

@myhero641 Жыл бұрын

If someone invaders your personal space, its ok to break their arm! I had no idea, good to know 😁 boundaries everyone or else

@OllieTownsendIII Жыл бұрын

The "In case you confused it with..." section was A1!

@ninja__5375 Жыл бұрын

Bonus rounds still exist??? lets go!

@FuzzyStripetail Жыл бұрын

Jeremy being a multiple sin-worthy Limp Bizkit (or noodle) because he didn't look like The Gray Man when washing blood from his shirts was the opposite of a rush of blood to one's head.

@tatendamotsi2589 Жыл бұрын

that bonus round was hillarious

@tybois74 Жыл бұрын

@9:09: Those aren't miles, they're "freedom units". 😆🤣

@fcm3d Жыл бұрын

Definitely human torch Chris.

@jacquelinegomes2496 Жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday, Chris Evans

@mikeljackson9192 Жыл бұрын

The cpap machine joke at 14:00 is the truest sin on this channel ever

@ProphetNewYork Жыл бұрын

2:12 you missed the part where their dialogue is barely audible, almost whispering, yet they understand each other while being surrounded by explosive 10 feet tall fireworks LOL

@ntsakomphahlani9522 Жыл бұрын

A BONUS ROUND LET'S GOOOO

@eduardomarquezbarrios1315 Ай бұрын

7:39, as a Netflix movie it makes total sense to show "Present day"; you give an example for 2045, but seriously, nobody watched this movie even two weeks after the release

@TheWarmachine375 Жыл бұрын

Looks pretty neat movie so far despite the sins headcount

@edengolocfc 8 ай бұрын

Great and enjoyable movie, watched it twice so far. Gonna watch it again in the near future

@theprantadutta Жыл бұрын

"In case you confused it with Washington A.C" - LOL 🤣🤣

@mbgrafix Жыл бұрын

You *_assume_* you'll be alive in 2045??! _I am sinning you _*_ten sins_*_ for that assumption!_

@tymek200101 Жыл бұрын

This was one of the few movies that actually takes place largely on my continent (europe) so it was refreshing to see some names and locations I actually recognise and am geographically close to

@pmgmsd Жыл бұрын

I sin you for missing a “roll credits” opportunity.

@raphielfabayst2115 Жыл бұрын

THIS IS MY FAVORITE BONUS ROUND!!!

@bravepigster Жыл бұрын

One sin left out for ‘yet another movie with both Anna De Armas and Ryan Gosling.’ I get the feeling this is starting to become like the Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart thing.

@bryanferratt6598 11 ай бұрын

Or Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Scott Wolf and Alyssa Milano at this point 😊.

@TheSuperappelflap 11 ай бұрын

Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

@jpittmon1363 Жыл бұрын

Can you guys do the The Poseidon Adventure and the terrible 2006 remake?

@hannahdelvecchio7521 Жыл бұрын

Good one

@michaelcoast1216 Жыл бұрын

I am sooooooooooo happy about the "Time Crisis" jab!

@justokayemilay6029 10 ай бұрын

Sinning the Netflix Original series logo is SAVAGE!!! SAVAGE 😅❤😂

@fluffydeny1342 Жыл бұрын

17:18 in case you confused it with Prague

@jeremyseely6579 Жыл бұрын

washington ac...this channel is always a win...i mean SIN!

@Lacostelp Жыл бұрын

You need to do the movie one hour photo!!! Robin Williams a great movie one which only us millennials and older will relate too

@SanaaJadeCruz 11 ай бұрын

While I watched this movie thinking what will Jeremy think of all the city titles 😂😂😂

@COEYRN Жыл бұрын

He tapped his eyeball because Who ever wrote the script saw Serpent and the Rainbow. That was how they made sure that people were zombies.

@SuperZero1215 11 ай бұрын

Was not expecting the Duke of Hastings to make an appearance

@robertrobem5621 Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for s Fast x 100milion sins!!!

@weirdkitty07 Жыл бұрын

The joke dubs at the end make this clunker look more interesting somehow.

@cattameme 11 ай бұрын

Was this not aired in Canada?

@jeremybray9586 Жыл бұрын

At 6:30 you missed the shot of an airport right on Sydney Harbour. How could anyone think that was credible.

@robbieallan6522 Жыл бұрын

They were excellent together in bladerunner 2049..

@TheSuperappelflap 11 ай бұрын

i turned that movie off after 15 minutes because of how boring and pretentious it was

@k_loading5-_-144 Жыл бұрын

the bonus has me crying

@dentoncrimescene Жыл бұрын

I liked it.

@RishaBond 7 ай бұрын

I believe the exposition at the end, re: their alma mater (15:59), is a repeated joke making fun of how often people who have gone to Harvard feel the need to mention they've gone to Harvard (see 8:27).

@grapeshot Жыл бұрын

All about discovering those dark secrets from the people you've been so loyal to and work for years.

@BrownSofaGamer 3 ай бұрын

The whole movie is an Audi commercial and yet in the end the characters drive off into the sunset in a G-Wagon. Ig Audi didn’t pay enough for that part.

@ScrappyTheKnell Жыл бұрын

@CinemaSins 8:33 - It's pretty common to fail upwards as long as you know the right people. Please add all the sins for the state of reality.

@stevewak547 Жыл бұрын

Add as many sins as you like for the plane at 6:25 looking out at Sydney Harbour Bridge & the Opera House. There is no way it's taking off from there as there is no runway or even an airport anywhere near that spot on the harbour.

@jantschierschky3461 Жыл бұрын

Well maybe a float plane, or uses the manly ferry as a aircraft carrier

@BlackWallMute Жыл бұрын

I loved this movie or well still do i hope there is more of it. Damn the music OST: Bankok so god damn good

@KeyZakaWacko 8 ай бұрын

12:12 Damage to the audi. 12:15, no damage at all

@PaulyRules Жыл бұрын

I’ve read every hitman book but the last and this was a good action movie but in my opinion didn’t bring the feel of Court Gentry also I wish they just kept it same with the book they made it WAY to action movie and not a spy movie.

@PaulyRules Жыл бұрын

Also they only had one niece when in the books it was 2 and had the girls parents in the chateau. And the thing I love about Court in the books is he gets hurt all the time he even has an addiction to pain pills which makes him have to think before he medicated himself. Also the girl didn’t have a pacemaker she stole a phone off a guard for Donald to call 6.