I love how angry she looks. Like "I got a bachelors in theater for this?"

Man Penelope sure loves to hide things in her organs

In the middle of the fire safety presentation, an ad cuts in Keanu Reeves: Wake up, we have a city to BUUUURN.

I truly feel bad for all involved in this. This horrible level of desperation must be soul crushing.

Tooth picks are too dangerous to be used without supervision, but dry ice that can give you horrible freeze burns and asphyxiate you are perfectly fine.

OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO STRANGLE THE GUY WHO KEEPS PLAYING THAT FREAKIN WAH-WAH TROMBONE

"Frankenstein with the hands of a black guy" Well, Doctor Frankenstein made him out of bits of lots of different people after all. The "Heather the Halloween helper" looks really familiar... where have I seen that girl before? You betcha Penelope loves pumpkin seeds. Bow Chicka Bow Wow. Spooky willies? I thought this was a kids's show...

7:07 Little girl: Can I paid now

Now, this may seem strange, but using D&D mechanics she's actually being legit. Spreading around "magic" dust is really just the somatic, or maybe even material, components of a spell combined with the verbal components. Not to mention, but you don't get to be a big dumb sentient pumpkin without being of sufficient challenge rating, meaning she's got to be a level 5 wizard or above. Hell, Toto's basically her familiar, so he could be helping her with the spells.

this DVD is like a Halloween theme park.... during it's off season.... and everything's on fire.... where am I?

Love the Sinistar mask :D

I had this on DVD when I was little... I loved it... I even made some of the crafts... Looking back on it.. I was an idiot...

I Think Halloweenie going have a sh.... Excelent Time with this video

Well that's horrifying. And say, since Penelope "fixed" the chair by rewinding time with her remote, does that mean the entire scene with the scarecrow and witch didn't happen? I guess that's why the video just stops after the public domain animated shorts: the guests that were supposed to come were never informed about the party in this timeline.

Oh wow, this is so awkward. It's like watching a train wreck, you can't keep your eyes off it. No wonder you like it so much. lol

I always hate watching these kind of videos, I'm always so overwhelmed by the actor dying in inside

I had just remembered this DVD and i’m so glad it’s not just lost on the internet

There's productions where you ask "Were they high?", but with this one... I'm hopeful they were, cause otherwise this is pretty creepy!

15:03 You realize you just drank the lifeblood of every Xbox and Call of Duty gamer in the entire world right now with that concoction, right?

Love your work! Kinda thought I'd see this on DVD-R Hell first, but you are the master of weird/obscure shit.

HYEEEERNGH!!! This DVD is like witnessing the death of costumed children's entertainment hosts, like Barney's very special episode about the actor's coke addiction...but funnier.

This is what happens when Ed Wood tries to educate kids.

8:10 best costume ever

You were so cute at the end dancing with your ghost finger puppets.

(Ugh, this is like the third time I've had to write this comment, because KZfaq and my computer keep messing up and preventing me from posting it!! >_

I am sure her buyers are just itching for some of that "magic dust"

Nice job on the mask, it really DOES look like Sinastar.

It's aliiiiiiiiive Mwahahahaha Seriously, glad to see you're still making videos!

1. "We think he looks like Toto: We haven't had an eye exam for a decade or two."2. Toothpicks require adult supervision? "The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph; These things couldn't cut butter."

Ahh I stabbed a major vein with a toothpick! Why did I waste all gauze and first aid tape on a crappy mummy?

And I thought Fun in Balloon Land was awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

i think i saw that spider/fly animated short on TV once when i was very young

Ahaha, this one cracked me up. All the sarcasm was so perfectly placed.

This looks like something I would see in Everything is Terrible.

Wow, a new review within a month of the last one. I hope this ball keeps on rolling. It's a shame to have to wait so long between episodes of this show.

I think this is my favorite vid of yours. Toto's lines were the best! xD

the olds school classic video ist thet bad at all love it

Ah man this is great. Good job for bringing a chuckle today

Yay! A new video AND a new Halloween video! It's a trick or treat miracle!

5:58 JEEZ, CR. WARN SOMEBODY ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING.

Chad is Sinistar. Beware, he lives.

This is definitely something you'd see spliced on Everythingisterrible

That girl singing with no accompanying instruments just makes this even more creepy. I would hate to be those kids for the second hand embarrassment.

You can tell Witchy Poof is trying to be Bette Midler as Winnifred Sanderson.

dude, yer hilarious. DO MORE STUFF LIKE THIS!!

He should’ve used cool ranch Doritos

I was the undead dancer in this video. How is this on KZfaq? Good lord this is hard to watch.

12:56 - 13:01 is begging to become a Meme.

Oh shit how did I miss this? I've missed Familiar Faces so much. Edit; now I've watched this I honestly can't cope with how awkward and bumbly this all is. Did they even have a script?

i remember the first time i watched this video and the bit with the kids flying into the sun absolutely sent me into hysterics. its still pretty funny. idk something about the editing is so bizarre and awkward.

This was great!

Lucky for me I look like a giant orange marshmellow

1:49 in and I'm already ready to scream in abject terror... I'm going to need to binge on Hellraiser to calm down...

Oh, man...That background image in the credits section... ''Watch out, kids, you're about to get GOURED!''

I hope you release a Halloween video. I have been marathoning all of your videos. :)

I thought it was Togo..you know, Duke Togo.

Is this the new video :DDDDDD

Oh God. Their faces. What is even the hell?

It turns out penelope pumpkin is a name for a pornstar

7:54 Me: "That looks like Sinistar" ... a few seconds later: "I AM SINISTAR". God fucking dammit lol.

how did I miss this

This makes me uncomfortable. Like watching a David Lynch production.

My theory on this video is that they filmed it in between porn shoots. Low production values. Four attractive women. Bad acting. Officer Rick. It all adds up.

Penelope Pumpkin the character reminds me of the movie Bubble Boy.

i like how i paused it right away to finish another video and i come back to see galactus beavis

So sad that there isn't a Jack knight starman animated short. Even if it was a music video, I would happy.

This is either a porn that missed the point... or a troll/lost bet production

Well, Monster Matt had an...interesting yard haunt (If you can call it that, but really shouldn't.). Great video CR. What exactly do you do on Halloween? Stay home and hand out candy?

2:22. Hey. It's a learning experience. Plus hand and arm scars are pretty.

Love the end stinger.

Everyone in this video looks high...

I think the funniest moment in this whole video was the faux Tumblr rage around the 6:35 mark.

Where's the audio that played over Cobweb Hotel from? That was genuinely creepy.

Ed Wood would be like.. 'Oh c'mon I can come up more shitlyer than this piece of crap and I'm fucking dead.'

I attempted to Google this movie... Big mistake.

I'm gonna have to remember the Sinistar idea for next I'm down at TooManyGames.

Was this made on Terror Toons's budget? Speaking of which, you should probably review that movie one of these days.

So, I try to find this special online.....Only to find out there is a porn star named Penelope PumpkinS.........I....I have no words.

This is trippy

Didn't notice before but this is shot in Phoenix.

FUCK YEAH SINISTAR!

I'm pretty sure some of those people didn't have a choice of being in this amazing halloween wagon wreck.

it slays me that this video is 20 minutes long

Give these women an Oscar...

Reminds me of Welcome to Me

Wow. Think I'll stick with me hat. But I must just say it once: SHE IS A PUMPKIN WOMAN!!!

Hey, speaking of your first Halloween videos... do you ever think you will go back to the story line you hinted at in that? Didn't you find a key or something? I was expecting you to start going full blown Linkara on us (which is great you are really funny) and then... nothing. Which made me sad.

"Funny Games" reference. 9:07

HYPED FOR SINISTAR.

I was actually in this movie. So were my 3 sisters.

I'm only 6 minutes in and I'm already dying from the cringe. CR's on point, of course.

What the hell... CR! This is was so SCARY.

This was funny but painfully

Why would you let a jaw breaker past your teeth?

14:10 CR in your mind are firefighters monsters?

I got to ask: what year was this made? This doesn't look like it came from the 90's, but it sure looks like it.

where do you find this things?

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Wow...this must be primitive as all hell considering the poor graphics at the time.

5:03 5:04 Is that the same shouting guy from Reboot? I might be wrong but I'm sure of it.