Oh gods! That woman reported news? Yikes!

Zero self awareness .

ANYTHING to stay in front of the camera

She always sounds inebriated even when she was on air

@@thedoggfather3567 Sounds cuz was

All of these morons were encouraged to register to vote who knew nothing about politics, and didn't care.Then came Trump and his Apprentice TV show.The. Apprentice was primarily a dozen year propaganda tool for Trump's aggrandizment.

The fact that they tell these lies, and are clearly trying to end democracy, yet still get votes, is the most horrifying to me. It says that a large group of Americans are either too stupid to care, or who completely agree with the plan to form a permanent rule by one party.

How can we support democracy across the globe when our own is in crisis?

@@couragekarnga8735 Sadly, we often have "supported democracy" when it suited our purposes, and supported dictators when it was the more profitable route. The letters "CIA" come to mind without effort.

Agreed!

Yes, but... Wouldn't he just look naked then?

Unfortunately, they have to start with his minions and work their way up.

Oh eM Gee he would like; totally, suit Orange!

Actually, Trump looks better in orange than his natural color.

Orange jumpsuit to match orange face. Perfecto Trump a l'orange.

Like tRump, replay of a replay of a replay , ad infinitum, etc., in perpetuity, ad nauseum!!

I can't believe after 2 years all you can talk about is Trump everyday move on damn

@@danmcgriff1421 Open your eyes

@@danmcgriff1421 We already said NO to the former guy 2 years ago. I would love not to talk about him, but he keeps popping up and bringing it up. We flushed the orange turd but apparently he floats, probably because of all the hot air inside.

@@takkieterror5152 okay keep up the hate

Low hanging fruit: start with everyone who planned, incited and participated in January 6th's attempted overthrow of the government Then address the underlying corporate corruption of our government, the root of our problems ... make bribery a crime once again

Yep. Anyone named Trump…surely he will go to jail for Jan 6?

We will get there. Hopefully soon!

Yeah, the treasonist Repukes!

@@redrockpaco2893 doesn't seem like we're getting there.Justice denied .

You are correct, the democrats are.

Comment of the year.

true call out the swallowers, of the big fib, willful ignorance abounds beyond my belief. end of democracy. u still have the right to vote no thanks to trumpers cheeto jesus

Running fir and getting elected 😡

Woodchipers.. we the people need to line pen Ave with woodchipers

Wally? Is that you?

@Google User Yes. It is I.

between massive dumps and wh document control i nominate the wh plumber for presidential freedom award instead of the pillow guy

They're not liars if they actually believe what they say. Mind-bogglingly stupid, yes, but not liars.

@@AlbertaGeek but that's the thing, the republican politicians know that they are lying and they know how insane their own claims are. It's the voters who actually fall for it. And Donald Trump himself, he probably believes all of it too.

Yeah sure they are not liars if you do not mind can I get to know you

@@alexfischer2527 Dolt 45 is both mind-bogglingly stupid _and_ a liar.

@@AlbertaGeek Seems to me that in order to truly accept that logic. Requires denying reality. Clearly, absolutely believing the world is flat. Does not make it so. Claiming such, without making any effort to confirm your belief. Still does not make it true. It does prove that your belief is in fact not based on fact. So, at best. You believe it might be true. It's lunacy to provide any legitimacy to those claiming to believe anything. They make absolutely no effort to prove. That by it's very nature supports the truth. That truth being that they, "do not actually believe what they are saying". This is not a matter of faith. It is a tangible, that can be proven & disproven. They offer nothing but a, "feeling".

I love his lawyer! I hope Trump hires him!

It's going to be fun times!

@@couragekarnga8735 Oh Lord YES! Sidney Powell, Ghouliani, and this idiot is the 'dream team' Orange Caligula deserves!

@@couragekarnga8735 I see what you did there. Good one.

The THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION Fourteenth Amendment, Section 3: No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Elmir D that’s good…. Grifters Only Party!!!! So true right now.

But they’ve supposedly had Real Evidence since before the election! If they had any, it would have already been shown. Losers

I'm sorry, but that was just funny!

At the time these were being reported, the "stop the/count the votes" people that is, I said to my wife that this perfectly exemplifies the split personality of the current ReTrumplican Party.

This reminds me so much of an episode of Veep

Should have organised to keep them going in an endless loop 😅

@@couragekarnga8735 Democracy dies in laughter...

@Clyde2 Your mom's Bad Dragon toy?

he's a propagandist 100% biased don't get fooled.

@@CoIdestMoments Still on the losing side. The game is over. Humble pie.

Bahahahahhaahaahha

Exactly!!!!

His reply is the 5th.

And that everyone gets the same punishment.

@@couragekarnga8735 More generally that all are equal under the law. Or at least that's the goal in a republic (classical definition).

Umm tiktok would say otherwise 🤦‍♀️

we need to teach the kids, period. trumpism is a consequence of too many uneducated voters. we need to get back to an *informed* electorate. the best hope for democracy is to prioritize education.

@@peterg5383 And to teach respect for others as a critical skill set.

Democracy would seem oh so sweet at that time and place.

@@michaeldavis9357 still does, unless you subscribe to bad ideas

@Bella Delphino respected does not mean right. No mention of “right” by Einstein.

I am ready for a new "Quote". This one is like moldy bread now.

@@bradthompson5383 no he wouldn’t he WAS a stable genius unlike some people

They truly did get tired of winning I guess!

They follow him because he allows them to pretend their corruption, criminality & lack of character, are virtues. It is heart-rending & disturbing on a grand scale. Just how many people have willingly become a party to this. I have not experienced anything like this. It's what I imagine it to be like. Trying to build a house, while trapped in a 🌪.

The fear is that even if he does lose, the GOP would try to force him into power.

Except they are busy ensuring that they can cheat at the next election, so….

Because they think they can change reality by bullying people and controlling what is said.

Don’t you mean, “… they must be indicted, prosecuted, convicted, and INCINERATED”? - BG

And his pathetic kids go along with it.

Come on now. It's fucking brilliant!!!

@@scaryterry9027 to an idiot...yes

@@scaryterry9027 it’s cheap and tacky

Well he paid for those fake tees and can use those things to tee off with.....

Tyler! 🙋‍♀️💙

Hey the first rule of hacking is name yourself tyler

My name is God

The more things change, i guess. 🙃

Because it’s not an authentic democracy

It's baffling to a lot of us ...

Is it though? I recall 2016 the Dems pushing Trump thinking the ordained queen would win. They keep using my this strategy with Trump loyalists, in that they promote them assuming their candidate will win in the primary.

Good massive dumps joke with the elephant 🐘 👏

Wow it's a spam bot cluster f**k in here!

Watch more crime shows and documentaries .These self seeking dirty lying politicians will only drive you nuts.

@@drunkengamer1977 Well, for a Drunken Gamer, you sure don't Miss much!!

I DONT EITHER. WHEN SETH GOES ON VACATION I FEEL SO LOST.

I feel the same way! I have to come here and watch Seth or my day is not complete!

The TREASONOUS Trump endorsed Secratary of State didn't.

That is good news!

No thanks to my mother or any of the other old, frightened, racist, angry, impotent a$$holes who make up about 60% of the population in Yuma. (The other 40% are the people with naturally darker skin who my mother and the other hateful whitey snowbirds hire for pennies on the dollar, all the while cursing them for not being white and being in "their country.") I know this from intensely upsetting personal experience. My mother knowingly hired an illegal worker to do her landscaping, and AS SOON AS HE LEFT she went on a tirade against illegals. No joke. This is what the Republican Party in Arizona is. And that's ALL they are.

Best news this month, besides Kansas

Arpaio should be under a jail somewhere.

That old witch scares me!

Being drunk dulls the senses.

Or was too drunk to notice. Either is possible.

The boxed wine helped

She was envisioning Biden dumping on tRump. The reality was all consuming.

But why do they win if most residents do not support them?

@@caseyfay9620 primaries but still your point is valid

Holy crap he's kicking our asses

@@caseyfay9620 THAT'S A WHILE LOT TO UNPACK.... STAY WITH ME! lol allow me to lay out an example of the kind of BS they are slinging around here. Maricopa County (where phx is) # of polling stations- 2012- 677 2016- 644 2018- 503 - and 8 of them "weren't ready" (Guess where those 8 were located!?!?) 2020- 175 (however, they try to say that because they are now open multiple days.... That it makes up for it!) 2022- 121!!! The Navajo Nation is HUGE! (Square Mileage wise) At more than 18,000 square miles, the Navajo Nation alone is larger than any other reservation in the country. But it has only 27 postal locations, some of them open 3-4hrs/day. This is roughly equivalent to having 13 mailboxes in the entire state of New Jersey OR 1postal location per 681 square miles on the reservation, compared with 1per 15 square miles in Scottsdale! POLLING locations - EARLY ballot DROP OFF locations- 1 per 1,532 square miles on the reservation, VS 1per 17 square miles in Scottsdale Election Day voting sites -1 per 306 square miles on the reservation compared with one per 13 square miles in Scottsdale. People in Scottsdale can EASILY drive to any location. While the Diné people have significantly MORE commute-based issues, and that doesn't even break ice on Language barriers, and voter ID issues. 2016- My husband and I lived in a zip code (in North Phoenix) that was truly middle class. From our apt we had 5 voting stations within 2.5 miles. 2018- we moved to South Phoenix, an area that a decade prior was farm land, mobile homes, and very low income. After the housing bubble, the area became THE SPOT to begin building and it became THE SPOT to start expanding housing. When my husband and I moved to S.Phx. we had 2 polling stations with a 5mile radius. 2022- we had 1 polling station 6miles away!!!!!! Can you take a wild guess what the ethnic spread of N vs S Phoenix is....?!?!?! My friends who live in Paradise Valley, Scottsdale, Fountain Hills - all VERY AFFLUENT areas.... They had 5-8 polling stations within a 5mile radius!!!!

@@caseyfay9620 because it was the primaries. Only Repubs voting for Repubs. As a Democrat I votes for Katie Hobbs. Can't wait for November when we beat the sh#@ out of Repubs. Finchem is awful, Masters is awful, & Kari Lake is awful. I'm moving to Italy if they win.

Dems have been enabling this garbage behavior just the same. Remember how they played up Trump in the primaries because they figured if he'd won the GOP nomination, they'd crush him in the elections? And for the rest, Dems are just as guilty of maintaining the status quo. They had 50 years to protect Roe v Wade, for example, and then it still got axed. And they're STILL talking about compromising with Republicans and working across the aisle. At this point, that's just being complicit.

Pssst. That dude in cell block 13 likes gettin' dumped on. Oh really ?

😂👍

I really hope tomorrow is a better day for you 💜

Jackals stick together! Have a warm drink and sleep well tonight!

I know. I unfortunately understand what you mean. It’s almost impossible to get this stuff (shake it off ), out of our minds. We can’t take any more of it. It’s only sane to need a relief from it! At this point, it’s been done to death ☠️ No more momentum for any of them. It’s turning around, slowly but surely. 💕

Feel better and speak to someone you love

Seth M. and Colbert helped me keep my sanity during the Orange Idiots Reign of Idiocy!! I Hope things get Better for you VERY SOON. I'll be praying for You. YOU are LOVED. BIG HUGS to You.

I also love that Seth himself doesn't know which clip they'll use for it. Of course, sometimes he can guess it, but his reactions afterwards are often also great.

The copious spam on yt is annoying af. Please report the ashholes whenever you see them.

;•S below: The copious spam on yt is annoying af. Please report the ashholes whenever you see them. The copious spam on yt is annoying af. Please report the ashholes whenever you see them. The copious spam on yt is annoying af. Please report the ashholes whenever you see them. Sorry, I had to inject low hanging sarcasm into my own comment. I'll slink off in shame now.

@@-Kurt... I do.

When's the last time he ever did a show that didn't involve Trump my God man move on

Democrats are funding their campaigns, so they clearly don't view them as "a threat to Democracy". They just know you sheep are brainwashed with 6 years if hate Trump propaganda 🤣

What's it actually like over there?

I think you mean "Thank You Seth"

Wally always makes me laugh out loud!

That joke was too complex for most people to understand. He has 5 kids. And before the death of Ivanka, Eric is rated 4th. Post the death of Ivanka he is still rated 4th because Tiffany will be promoted from 5th to 3rd. Massive Eric burn. Nice subtle Tiffany burn. But the joke was lost on most of the audience. You just got CORRECTED by a JACKAL

@@michael-masi-2021 your explanation makes zero sense. The ongoing joke is always that Eric is the least favourite, not the second least favourite. It's that he's the least favourite and always trying to win his father's affection. Why would Tiffany move from 5th to 3rd if Ivanka was gone? Also, if you're a comedian and your joke it lost on most of your audience, then it's a bad joke. The point of comedy isn't to go over peoples' heads.

#SomeMoreNews does it better.

This segment was nothing more than immature, low brow potty humor. And I salute it.

Seth is great but Colbert leads.

I agree! My sense of humor aligns most closely with Seth's, anyway, but it's more than that. Every episode teaches me something new or gives me a new perspective to consider. (Watch the Rutger Bregman interview when you're feeling down about your fellow humans). Not to mention the Corrections community, the effort that goes into creating a show with diverse perspectives and the work that's been done to build a space where guests feel comfortable being vulnerable. This is a special show with a special host.

Is Seth forcing his writers to make fake KZfaq accounts and write comments 🤔? Just kidding. I also enjoy the show, though not enough to virtually fellate him in the comments.

😂

He gets it down pat!

I love it when he calls... MEL. ......

@@stargirlzx Same here. My absolute favorite.

His trump is a far better person than the real trump. Speaks coherently, allows himself to be confronted with reality, doesn't make every word come out as lazy, hateful, and bullying

@@muskyoxes And he has a pretty good relationship with his wife, Mel.

I was there today, too!

Bucket List !!

Congrats!! Bucket list for me too

@@grants9282 Did you get your Jackal mug?

@@sethswheelhouse sadly no. Was fun just getting to be part of the audience though

What about the porn section at his presidential library? lol.

@@j.michaelnolan6388 You mean his Epstein Island collection?

Why bother trying? Just asking. - BG

@@brooklynguy4331 Generally in a history display setting you use the highlight reel of previous presidents. With Trumps speeches however, there just isn’t one.

Because half of our population (the gun-toting half!) don't have the brains they were born with. Damn, that wasn't very respectful, was it.

Why are they crazy they're winning for a reason

@@danmcgriff1421 do you know what primaries are?

@@danmcgriff1421 they’re winning bc the crazies vote in the primaries dude. Are you new to voting?

Lolololol. Sure. Can't wait for the red wave to wash these worthless Dems out.

He is a massive dump.

Trump IS a massive dump.

Never! 😂😂😂💯

He's genuinely adorable!

Flush 81 million times. It's a long way to Trump tower!

They had called back to "big massive dumps" a bit earlier and i thought "well, now what can they end on?"

Agreed! lol that was a fantastic phone call.

Dear Carrie...Be careful what you wish for.

just beautiful. lemme tell you folks. absolutely beautiful; like nothing you've ever seen before - or head before - yes, certainly better than anything I've seen in a long (long) time. in fact, I'm sure it was beyond what anything that Democrats and fake news media have ever seen - or heard - and a lot of people have been telling me that it's the greatest call of all time. not everyone; definitely most people. many people came over to me to say, they said "Donald...", "that's the best phone conversation we've ever witnessed".