Matt and Allison still have 10 times more chemistry pretending to be awkward than any people in this movie do.

I wanna see Metal Man and Bulk team up in an Avengers style movie.

A Film Brain and Lupa crossover?! Dreams really do come true.

I love thier "we dont give a fuck, lets just have fun" attitude

Loved watching Film Brain and Lupa collab, they play well off of each other.

The main actor is in his mid thirties, playing a teenager / very young adult, and he says "right on" to his parents. Okay, that's pretty hilarious. Where has this movie been all my life? Love the review.

I feel like it's worth noting that the tagline "Part Man, Part Machine, All Hero" is one of the taglines for Robocop.

I have remembered this review and that movie solely for the bafflement Felt when I saw the 'suit', and realized they'd used a Toy Kabuto Zecter from Kamen Rider Kabuto as their prop belt. was freaking Surreal.

These people paid money to import a Kabuto Zector from Japan and then they ripped the horn off of it?! WHY?! They could've made their own belt or not have a belt on the suit at all instead of ruining a perfectly good Kamen Rider toy and thus inflating the price of them on eBay!

So... these people can afford to import a Kabuto Zecter, yet they couldn't afford to make this movie not look like it had the budget of a ham sandwich?

Lupa's into during this episode is absolutely perfect.

8:37 to the right of villain guy, is that... it is: cop and live action Bulk double from the Incredible Bulk. What a stellar career arc.

The unexplained aspects of this movie can be summed up in two words "Nanomachines, son"

The plot is stolen from Back to the Future. A student eats breakfast with his less-than-stellar family, discovers that he is late for school, hangs out with an older scientist who is in business with dangerous people and then becomes stuck inside the scientist's latest project just around the time he sees the scientist die.

25:41 THIS scene almost killed me, LMAO!

I love how he has the kabuto belt and zecter

I'm so grateful for internet reviewers who watch bad movies so I can know not to. Thank you for rescuing me from bad movies! Now, if only we could have a BMB of older movies like Billy The Kid VS Dracula and Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter.

Well when it comes who is the most annoying on the site, I think we all know who that is now.... Mike michod...

the buckle was a morpher from Kamen Rider Kabuto, based on a beetle

Allison's collaborations with Matthew were great. I've actually seen this and it is a turkey,

I was wondering what the bastard child of Iron Man and a grey alien would look like.

Iron Hero sounds like Kylo Ren

Ummm, when dollar store 'Iron Man' is fighting near the black minivan with the tough guy, it turns into a white car @ 19:00.

We need more Allison/Mathew reviews

This movie becomes more awesome if you imagine that dr Blake is Reggie banister from phantasm and the helmet was going to be a weapon against the tall man

The Title is like something out to Bootleg Zones

Makes Asylum looks good lol

That's not Metal Jesus...Metal Jesus reviews video games on youtube, he doesn't beat up rapists and cartoon henchmen.

I love film brain and nine times out of ten I'm not a fan of cross overs, but adding Lupa instantly makes anything ten times better, just like Tekken music.

You know, if this weren't made by idiots this story could actually have been salvaged if they made it into a body horror plot. Take out the "Makes it easy!" bits like being able to hide the suit and disguise his identity, and have Kyle loses his mind at being trapped forever in a weaponized exoskeleton with only the consciousness of the man who did it to him for company. "Kyle, stop! You'll kill him!" " _I know._ " Of course, I've basically just described _David Cronenberg's _*_Guyver: The Bioboosted Armour_* and now I'm all sad because that'll never be a thing.

For some reason, I feel like playing Mega Man right now.

call me crazy... BUT I THINK THOSE BASTARDS STOLE THE BELT FROM KAMEN RIDER KABUTO?!

That is the best opening for a crossover ever.

Nice timing, Matthew, on posting this review on KZfaq around the time Captain America: Civil War opens in theaters.

Not sure how I missed this review when it originally came out in 2012, but I'm glad to finally see it now!

This movie was basically Starkid with more sexy times.

Such a great crossover.

Lupa seems to be channeling Phealous at times lol great review!

Not many people can handle being a ginger, not even yours truly. Lupa was born to be a redhead

Lupa?!? Awesome man! Great vid, your hair is looking great also. Was kinda getting thin there, I only kid of course. In the last year I've gone almost completely bald.

Your work with computerated tissue engineering.... Fuck me that's art.

Okay...so...the bad guy put the helmet on and it worked. Great. The other guy is in a fully enclosed mechanical suit that gives him, among other abilities, enhanced strength. How does the bad guy plan to win a fist fight with the hero when all he has is the helmet?

OMG! This review is finally on a Film Brain channel! I only ever saw it on the Nostalgia Critic Blip channel

Film Brain and Lupa are competing for who is most annoying is funny (though I love them both), especially since they both lose now.

Iron Hero/Metal Man looks like someone repainted Ultron to look like Iron Man.

His non skid ass-mat is a pretty good idea and a first i think in movies? Thinking about it, Robocop, Stormtroopers etc have smooth plastic or metal, one wrong slip on the wrong surface and their arses are sledges .. very dangerous. So kudos to the Director for that one since im sure he will of designed it ... great vid as always !

That was actually pretty fun to watch. The fight scenes are honestly pretty cool

I've seen VR Troopers.episodes with better visual effects. That show used metal hero footage from the 1980's.

Omg an eposode I hadn't seen! bloody brilliant! :-D

0:15, That aged about as well as an ice cube in the summer heat.

12:47 Wait so does this mean it's part of the MCU? The Mockbuster Cinematic Universe?

21:47 Lulz, looks like an episode of the Casting Couch :P

Correct me if I'm wrong but his belt is a kabuto zecter henshin belt, was this originally a kamen rider kabuto fan film?

i think i recognise the belt its a kamen rider HENSHIN (transformation) device or a kamen rider driver. it fuckin is its the kamen rider kabuto zector

Does anyone notice that Metal Man's belt look like the Kamen Rider Kabuto's Rider Belt with the Kabuto Zecter?

17:03 Well maybe the doctor A.I. can teach him how to make more

The main actor looks like Dexter

this movie is amazing terrible but hilarious

um 8:36 the helmet is still in the case!

is that a kamen rider kabuto belt metal man is wearing?

Metal man, Bulk ,Black Bat, and Captain Battle should team up .....

I miss lupa:(

RIP One Life to Live. 😂

Where is Lupas reviews?

So is there one of these backyard homemade movies that's actually good?

15:02. Pradect? What's a pradect? ooh project.

I um don’t remember when I saw this but this pretty fun😎 Probably liked in 2018 7.9.22

how the hell did this even land on dvd on uk dvd pound shops

I decided to google "Count Smokula." Don't google "Count Smokula," it is extremely, disturbingly, depressingly bad.

OK, I think I'll just watch The Guyver.

I..I think the metal hero suit uses a belt from kamen rider Kabuto....the fuck?

Make way for Dr. Wily number 9...Metal Man!

metal hero have kamen rider belt he a kamen rider.

Just so you guys know in case you miss it, this is an old 2012 review. Obscurus Lupa has sadly not returned to Channel Awesome.

Pleasant surprise with the Chris Jericho reference

well, googling count smokula was worth it, there is even a religion on his not very up to date webpage!

I actually like the costume, very Beetleborgs

This is so hilariously Bad it's good.

0:00 Best No Ever

I want that iron man t-shirt

Marvel's lawyers were really asleep at the wheel, weren't they? Fucker's even red and gold.

So is Bad Movie Beatdown strictly a review of bad movies and the Projector Series involves movies Film Brain likes or no?

Is it just me it does the suit's helmet kinda look like HK-47 from KOTOR?

Sucks that I've been putting off trying to do reviews and let's plays for years. Even worse that my external hard drive and capture device were destroyed in a house fire last Friday :/

Witchcraft 12? Allison it's... COINCIDENCE!!

an MMPI test doesn't work that way

I can't tell whether this was filmed at a convention or just one of those "business trip invites" that you used to do

Kyle looks like a young Craig Scheffer.... Or present day Scheffer, but with a better "hairpiece". No, its a young Craig Scheffer WITH a better hairpiece even though he still had his own. Hair. Bring on the Lament Box so he can take on Seagal's body doubles. And voice doubles.

I'm sorry, but trapping someone in a suit and forcing yourself inside, is not only kidnapping and unlawful imprisonment, it's borderline rape.

Is that bald thug guy from Incredible Bulk? I'm commenting rather than checking IMDB.

9:14 LMAO, her rationalization made me bust out laughing 🤣🤣🤣 18:55 This girl keeps cracking me the fack up with her deadpan observations 🤣🤣🤣. 👆 THIS is how you roast a movie's bad spots.

"his test results show that he has a strong sense of right and wrong, however it does show he can improvise if need be" "youre not speaking in layman's terms" "layman's terms"?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? What about that sentence is hard to understand? And this guy is the boss of the other bad guys? Also, I don't remember taking the "Do you push the old lady down the stairs or not?" test in college. Just minutes in and Im already baffled by the stupidity of these characters and their "dialogue"..

Looks like an alien mask.

Just an oddity: that triumphant opening theme for this movie? Totally ripped off from a movie called Wheels of Fire.

Review steel

Hey! Dont you go making fun of Count Smokula! Guy has had a great film career. Played Einstein for fucks sake.

this is not iron man ;-;

Glucose-based? Did the scriptwriter seriously not know the difference between nanomachines and SUGAR?!

I'm so confused. Who made this movie? Was it just an amateur project a few people decided to put together? How did it get released on DVD? What the fuck is this? I'm genuinely confused here.

Did Film Brain lose the rights to the vocal version of his theme song?