Fitness Influencers are Pretending to be Monkeys
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I found some fitness influencers who are promoting the monkey lifestyle let's learn about it
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@kurtisconner 23 күн бұрын
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@shrimpy4687 23 күн бұрын
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@atsushisbf_e 23 күн бұрын
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@Ghosty_starzz 23 күн бұрын
Hey, Kurtis, I have a video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know
@alanamadeleine2592 23 күн бұрын
@@Ghosty_starzzI HAVE SEEN THAT ONE ITS SO BAD
@slamoking3691 23 күн бұрын
A
@totestazz24 22 күн бұрын
Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.
@maritzahernandez9129 21 күн бұрын
But why’s no one talking abt his iceeeeee😍
@ItsJC-gu3jz 21 күн бұрын
@@maritzahernandez9129ice ice baby
@iloveme4216 21 күн бұрын
Hippies?
@johannawahlberg8318 21 күн бұрын
im in
@ville__ 20 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@alexfitz2540 22 күн бұрын
“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear
@sethmp333 22 күн бұрын
Why do you fear 😳
@atlasallthewaydown 22 күн бұрын
do not fear
@moglibogli313 21 күн бұрын
omg someone else that says "i fear"
@ville__ 21 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it .
@starshapedsprinkles 8 күн бұрын
@@ville__i looked through your profile and DAMN DUDE are you okay? genuinely
@visionary420 19 күн бұрын
“I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever
@murkymud 13 күн бұрын
NAH “she do the walk of shame on her knuckles” got me 😭
@chloebourgeois3271 20 күн бұрын
The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!
@kami_light 16 күн бұрын
I actually watch his videos for the cutaways
@coralcanales396 14 күн бұрын
Agreed! These cutaway are perfect!
@easysteezy 9 күн бұрын
i couldn't agree more
@olympiadreamer6992 9 күн бұрын
💯 I love how random they are and how they stretch on and on. It's a particular humor but I love it, reminds me of family guy ish
@billbill6094 23 күн бұрын
Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@herb4n7egend 22 күн бұрын
@@ville__ im in your fucking walls
@Cowboyk-p 22 күн бұрын
@@ville__dont even lock your door tonight it won't stop me
@crazeenerd5274 22 күн бұрын
What about body dysmorphia from not being pure monke?
@slightlyexpiredyoghurt 22 күн бұрын
@@ville__I'm outside your bedroom window
@Victoria-jc9ip 22 күн бұрын
"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@korbans 22 күн бұрын
@@ville__ cries
@FlyoverStatePark 22 күн бұрын
That line does go hard af
@crumpettrashgoblin 22 күн бұрын
Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the KZfaq Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.
@EclipseINF 22 күн бұрын
@@crumpettrashgoblin sounds like a nice guy 😃
@elli_lovesmusic 19 күн бұрын
The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually
@AriesDaFairy 17 күн бұрын
lost the opportunity to say “they’re going absolutely apesh*t “ instead of monkey mode😭😭
@necronival 22 күн бұрын
"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about
@yeahno1796 22 күн бұрын
we love key and peele
@lovesdramas 22 күн бұрын
@@yeahno1796 PREACH 👏👏👏
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis cry about it.
@AmbassadorKat 22 күн бұрын
Seriously tho
@jdubbs6508 22 күн бұрын
LMAO
@michaelrogers6008 22 күн бұрын
" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell
@sleepingcat. 22 күн бұрын
sweet balls of fire??? 😭😭😭
@rushdude90 22 күн бұрын
Erm technically Homo sapiens ARE monkeys because they are in the infraorder Simiiformes and are thus in the clade of monkeys. 🤓 Humans are also technically fish, but that's a different discussion.
@applefish93 21 күн бұрын
@@rushdude90 Apes! Not monkeys! Not monkeys at all :)
@Lucaz99 19 күн бұрын
@@rushdude90bees are also fish
@IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt 19 күн бұрын
@@rushdude90 wait its all fish??????????
@chaoticartistz1260 19 күн бұрын
Therapist: Long haired kurtis isnt real he cant hurt you long haired kurtis:
@mcgee779 19 күн бұрын
I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao
@WafflesssFalling 6 күн бұрын
I mean, IT IS scientifically proven lmao 💀 specifically in cases where you’re in the forest or exploring nature. You gotta build callouses too which protect you. If you’re walking barefoot somewhere that you know could have glass then y’know.. that’s not too surprising
@mcgee779 6 күн бұрын
@@WafflesssFalling I’m sure it’s great in nature, but he tried this in a big city
@simbelmyne7767 22 сағат бұрын
@@mcgee779lol he learned the first lesson of going barefoot: don't be a dumbass 😂 If you wouldn't walk barefoot through a blackberry bush in the forest, don't walk barefoot on a street that's gonna have glass or worse. ...the second lesson is if you do this, for the love of god wash your feet when you go back inside. No shoes is good for you but the ground still nasty
@evilfrogking 23 күн бұрын
ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it
@ville__ 23 күн бұрын
Didn't ask. My content is far superior and has more value than anything this youtuber has ever produced so get over it
@Mary-T35T4 23 күн бұрын
i know right, hes really not out here trying to make money, hes just teaching his philosophy and getting people healthier
@VintageSpud 22 күн бұрын
If you don’t understand that’s 1500 usd
@Cowboyk-p 22 күн бұрын
@@VintageSpudthey know that
@VintageSpud 22 күн бұрын
@@Cowboyk-p nah I mean new people who see this and wonder
@sourstrawberryshortcake 23 күн бұрын
Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰
@ash_at_his_core 23 күн бұрын
Was it Kurtis Kurtis or Country Kurtis ? There's a big difference
@Daze.. 23 күн бұрын
Maybe he confused you for a trash can 🥱
@TimeForMyOpinion 23 күн бұрын
are you sure it wasn’t Daniel Gorgonzola
@kirbjay 23 күн бұрын
@@TimeForMyOpinion aren't they the same person?
@FunctionallyLiteratePerson 23 күн бұрын
At least it wasn't shit
@salty.pangolin7654 18 күн бұрын
“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard
@Pockeywn 17 күн бұрын
cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere
@pilar8323 22 күн бұрын
Who the hell is complaining that the sketches go on for too long? That's my favorite thing about these kind of commentary channels.
@adeliaaf5649 21 күн бұрын
Same!
@teej80 21 күн бұрын
100% agreed, I always love the sketches!!
@ville__ 20 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@deadsoup12 20 күн бұрын
@@ville__i'm going to touch you.
@didiofure1479 20 күн бұрын
@@ville__Get a life, clout chaser hater
@taylorlipski1458 22 күн бұрын
“Wipe your ass with it” was IMMEDIATELY interrupted by a charmin ad… the algorithm is getting stronger
@KodeeCo. 22 күн бұрын
I got the exact same ad at the exact same time 😭
@tatumfowler3603 22 күн бұрын
anti monke propaganda
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it.
@Y0ur_Fell0w_Art1st 22 күн бұрын
@@ville__rage baiter? 🫢📸 🤫🧏
@ragcat3732 22 күн бұрын
*insert drew gooden charmin bears rant*
@officialblimp 17 күн бұрын
I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)
@sherlenelow 19 күн бұрын
the way you casually drop a song for a video is crazy you’re amazing
@xoxomishka 23 күн бұрын
"reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison
@ville__ 23 күн бұрын
Didn't ask. My content is far superior and has more value than anything this youtuber has ever produced so get over it.
@BoxOfToasters 23 күн бұрын
@@ville__Didn't ask. m o n k e b e s t
@ville__ 23 күн бұрын
didnt ask females
@Blazeit-rj3eb 23 күн бұрын
@@ville__cope sneed
@lux_r 23 күн бұрын
@@ville__ "females" spot the virgin easy edition
@ZoE-zd3qz 23 күн бұрын
Beatboxing puppy
@lucywind9743 23 күн бұрын
So real
@thecardboardboxz 23 күн бұрын
Thats cool as hell
@PinnePon 23 күн бұрын
YO??
@saumyaa_2 23 күн бұрын
me!!
@diberhaze 23 күн бұрын
huh
@gamingdelight7810 11 күн бұрын
It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀
@ohnomylasagna 16 күн бұрын
“im swimgin on vine all day, jane said you last 6 seconds” im screaming like monkey at these baes omfg
@Goldenfur12698 22 күн бұрын
honestly i cant even dunk on this guy. hes staying active and having fun. as grownups we should all be so lucky to be so comfortable in our own bodies. i wish stuff like that wasn't considered "weird"
@ErikaCartet 22 күн бұрын
yeah it’s honestly pretty cool. like i had so much fun running around outdoors pretending to be in a warriors cat clan with my friends as a kid, parkouring through the forest acting like a monkey sounds dope and there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to have fun and stay active like that just because you’re an adult.
@JayJayShawtyBae 22 күн бұрын
You’re tripping
@coffeecatichino5332 22 күн бұрын
His values are literally playing outside and respecting nature. Good for him. If he actually lives by that, I’d imagine that makes for a pretty happy life.
@CheetahsShampoo 22 күн бұрын
@@JayJayShawtyBae How is he tripping when he's on his feet and knuckles??? 🦍
@avamorgan7860 22 күн бұрын
but if he was a therian or a furry.. SOCIETYYYY 👺👹👹👹
@uhhhcam 20 күн бұрын
during the toe sucking cutaway i was literally thinking "yk what i appreciate that kurtis actually takes some time to makes these and they arent always super short. it's lengthening my attention span" and then he said they went on for too long lol
@Shrek_-jz5re 19 күн бұрын
Yes! These cutaways are the best 😂
@bloodhound.. 19 күн бұрын
(i havent watched the whole video) the what
@coralcanales396 14 күн бұрын
This cutaway was absolutely hilarious. It was the perfect length and I ended up choking on my water from laughing!
@soappacket2342 12 күн бұрын
Bruh and he used the Grapefruit Technique sound effrct😭😭😭😭
@Toastygremlin 11 күн бұрын
IKR like TikTok shortened it and made my brain cells rot but Kurtis is helping at least one of those.
@dressagegirlkae 19 күн бұрын
I’m an anthropology major/ archaeologist. Looks like “Modern Day Tarzan” will be my Masters thesis. Sorry Dr. Surovell, your gonna have to read more papers about monkeys instead of hominids.
@nostringsattached3188 19 күн бұрын
Dude that song went so hard no joke 😂
@realyangjj 23 күн бұрын
Curtain may nit be pregnant but he always delivers
@lsh5758 23 күн бұрын
Curtain 😭
@Daze.. 23 күн бұрын
Curtain clobber
@harrycallaghan2670 23 күн бұрын
Nah, no need to retry that one
@SuperHGB 23 күн бұрын
reminder that Dave Strider is infact, pregnant. And with his best friend
@ninevehgrey 23 күн бұрын
Please don't correct the spelling
@lauracronbungusman1582 22 күн бұрын
Neurology student here! They are a dramatic example, but it’s actually a researched idea called the “mismatch hypothesis”. Basically saying mental health today is so terrible because our brains haven’t evolved to match our modern environment. Because of that, mental illness has skyrocketed since industrialization. Technically our brains are still made for much less than what we’re doing, we cannot mentally catch up to our physical evolution.
@wingdingdoes6687 21 күн бұрын
So you're saying.... Go monkey... Instead of go therapy....
@spekstic 21 күн бұрын
that's really interesting and makes so much sense 😭
@evansblackparade 21 күн бұрын
I’ve thought abt this a lot since I heard someone present this theory. Our society has evolved around us much faster than our own selves
@coco.clownie 21 күн бұрын
Omg i just learned that a month ago!!! thx for spreading the word!
@shadowwolf9823 20 күн бұрын
So basically "The industrial revolution has had disastrous consequences for the race"
@GarnetHeartIllustrations 10 күн бұрын
Not the “you wouldn’t download a car” music for Toe Sucker 2 😂😂😂
@lany1534 7 күн бұрын
i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)
@-Z-th2rq 3 күн бұрын
😨
@SunlightHugger 20 күн бұрын
As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.
@dektarey4024 16 күн бұрын
Until your rectum finds out those fruit-based decisions it had no say in have real, not-so-solid consequences.
@soulsplosion6874 16 күн бұрын
literally like damn bro I want to do this too tbh
@rosethorne9155 12 күн бұрын
That's how you get the best fruit and the best views. 🌳 🍎 🍏 🍎 😂 I do get why people wouldn't want other people climbing on very old trees tho. Humans are a lot heavier than, say, lemurs.
@hadleem2557 23 күн бұрын
As silly as these guys might seem, at least they're (essentially) promoting a healthier lifestyle and being respectful and cool about it! They're doing something they enjoy and being chill dudes about it, so props to them!
@ville__ 23 күн бұрын
Didn't ask. My content is far superior and has more value than anything this youtuber has ever produced so get over it
@PowerlineIsGod 23 күн бұрын
Compared to a lot of toxic fitness/gym bros out there, these guys, although in a kinda strange way, just seem to want to exercise and enjoy nature
@xcastielx 23 күн бұрын
Looks pretty fun honestly!
@nuclearcrystal100 23 күн бұрын
@@ville__ lmao damn , insecure much
@lovrboi 22 күн бұрын
they’re just a bot who comments under every video ever just trolling everyone and it’s been an ongoing thing so just ignore and/or report them if you see them. so annoying
@DaburuTori 16 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="369">6:09</a> I have seen too much Jabroni because i INSTANTLY recognized that hamster sound xD
@SaiChester 16 күн бұрын
refreshing to see strange influencers online and not have the experience be like gazing into an abyss of depravity. these two seem pretty harmless
@angeterra 22 күн бұрын
I actually love when your sketches completely deviate from the original joke, you never know what to expect
@ville__ 21 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it .
@endeavor1664 20 күн бұрын
same it's the best part
@ville__ 20 күн бұрын
@@endeavor1664 didnt ask
@Cryingemojii 20 күн бұрын
@@ville__ absolutely most cringy person on earty
@cheezman 12 күн бұрын
@@ville__ Shut up bro
@kathiiuuu 23 күн бұрын
i went to a kurtis conner show once and he KICKED me in the BALLS! i don’t even have them but he kicked them anyway. cannot believe people still support this guy!
@simplyymase4005 23 күн бұрын
i have them
@josiahshea3350 23 күн бұрын
@@simplyymase4005 you have that person's balls?
@StarThePony191 23 күн бұрын
@@ville__ someone's jealous because they didnt get their balls kicked 😮😮
@coconutgirliee 23 күн бұрын
@@StarThePony191i think it’s just a bot
@engreem9281 23 күн бұрын
@@ville__your still funny dude. Legit so funny you think that we care
@BelsaliasMarymaeh Күн бұрын
The cutaway scenes taking too long is the true comedy genius of this channel, please never change them
@busybee1923 19 күн бұрын
I love when your skits/sketches go off the rails, you do a great job of bringing back the main video anyway. Keep them! They're funny.
@Gaming1Doge 23 күн бұрын
If monkeys could read, they would literally never stop reading. Reading is criminally underrated, not to sound like a book-nerd, but it's just kind of whack that you can literally talk to people in the future and basically beam images and concepts into their heads.
@user-ds1zs8bs4s 23 күн бұрын
Reading sux
@transchestr9839 23 күн бұрын
@@user-ds1zs8bs4s yo mama
@that_dark_bird 23 күн бұрын
@@user-ds1zs8bs4sjust say you can’t and move on
@Gaming1Doge 23 күн бұрын
@@user-ds1zs8bs4s ok illiterate
@grammy_hnng 23 күн бұрын
@@user-ds1zs8bs4syou got ratiod by the nerds
@yeahno1796 22 күн бұрын
THE "call me key im surrounded by peele" IS SUCH A FIRE BAR OMG
@h.t.8812 22 күн бұрын
Someone pls explain 😭
@seraaaaaa 22 күн бұрын
@@h.t.8812 Keegan-Michael *Key* and Jordan *Peele* are very good friends and co-created, starred in, and wrote a show together. he’s saying he’s the amount of time he spends around banana peels is similar to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s close friendship, i think.
@dnicole8182 22 күн бұрын
Key and Peele…
@kirttnabala2385 22 күн бұрын
@@h.t.8812 its the two funny guy called key & peele
@ahhno4662 22 күн бұрын
@@kirttnabala2385I love “funny guy” to mean comedian
@pyrotechneticsunriseproduc6590 5 күн бұрын
kurtis would go nuts on an epic rap battles of history
@klemchowder1692 10 күн бұрын
I'm so proud of kurtboy being on the cusp of 5 mil. I've been a citizen since before there were even a million of us in kurtistown, and watching him evolve and grow is so special
@zavvx4972 22 күн бұрын
Usually I dislike fitness influencers. But this guy is just doing what he likes, not forcing anyone into crazy diets, he likes nature, he gives back to nature, raises awareness... Y'know, the way all influencers should be. Doing what they like while encouraging people to try it out, not scaring them into it. He do be a chill monke
@wesjall 21 күн бұрын
Yeah he legit seems cool as hell lol
@ville__ 21 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it .
@TheParagonIsDead 19 күн бұрын
Fr
@abigailr.9601 17 күн бұрын
A Monkie king, one might say *winks to all Journey to the West fans*
@hotdogmanwithhotdoghands 22 күн бұрын
these guys are the only definition of “boys will be boys” that i will accept
@jeannekchastenay8485 22 күн бұрын
forreal
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@madelinestell3301 19 күн бұрын
Why has it taken me years to find you Kurtis, this has so many freak references I know, perfect man. Unreal
@meow-ww2hx 20 күн бұрын
Connor your skits aren't too long they're beautiful pieces of art ❤
@delightfulstrawberry1074 22 күн бұрын
“Call me Key I’m surrounded by Peel” Kurtis is unironically a super good lyricist
@shiannafoxx 22 күн бұрын
Some might even say he's very really good
@eartheclipse8 22 күн бұрын
I didn't get that part
@DiamantisHell 22 күн бұрын
@@eartheclipse8it's a reference to Key and Peele,a comedy sketch duo. You can find some clips on youtube.
@feijoa4545 22 күн бұрын
@@eartheclipse8hes referencing that comedy duo key and peele infamous for their skits
@DiamantisHell 22 күн бұрын
Yessss! His lyrics for the Pinocchio diss track are unironically fire!
@Hendur 23 күн бұрын
"Call me Key, I'm surrounded by Peel" must be the best line in any track about monkeys I've ever heard. This is also the first track I've heard about monkeys.
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@raynie96 22 күн бұрын
😂
@yeahno1796 22 күн бұрын
my fav bar fr, i love key and peele AND kurtis
@saturnsextilevenus 22 күн бұрын
what does this actually reference? is it a pop culture thing lol
@Hendur 22 күн бұрын
@@saturnsextilevenus Oh Key and Peele are a genius comedy duo, Peele is also the director of movies you've certainly heard about the last few years, like "get out" and "us" Watch some highlight clips from them, totally worth it
@MangledMaven 19 күн бұрын
No your cut-away sketches are perfect!!!
@charlielikeschocolate8103 2 күн бұрын
the sort of too long comical cutaway are an INTEGRAL part of the kurtis connor KZfaq video experience trust me it's perfect bro!
@user-qr9df1uf8e 22 күн бұрын
I thought the skits were crazy then I saw the Tarzan diss track 💀 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1086">18:06</a>
@pvic6959 19 күн бұрын
it wasz SO GOOOD
@hannahs_jewelry1 19 күн бұрын
@@pvic6959 ITS ON SPOTIFY
@m.0331 23 күн бұрын
he really just dropped the hardest monkeying around diss track and thought we wouldn’t notice
@madyr616 23 күн бұрын
bro i can’t believe that is kurtis.. why has he been hiding this talent
@j.g.3293 22 күн бұрын
On that Monkey Business
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it.
@MaggiePies 11 күн бұрын
The cut away segments are my favorite 🤣🤣
@Carmen-do9ci 15 күн бұрын
seeing this makes me more sure about picking the bear in the man vs bear debate lmao. imagine you're hiking and see a guy crawling toward you at full speed. no THANK YOU
@olliesaurusrex4103 22 күн бұрын
Honestly the cutaway sketches are one of the funniest things ever, my friends and I reference a bunch of them often, please don't ever get rid of them
@cheezysis3756 22 күн бұрын
Same here! Me and my sisters do it a lot, it's a shame he hasn't been doing it as much as back then
@YellowMaweta 22 күн бұрын
THE TOE SUCKER 2 TROUBLE IS A FOOT
@tay32112 22 күн бұрын
“i’m swinging on vines, jane said you last 6 seconds” i had to run that back it was too smooth😭😭
@tylajo.moonflower 10 күн бұрын
I love your long skits actually 😂. Don’t stop making them.
@MellyDC5 15 күн бұрын
Make the cut away sketches longer I love every second lmao
@SBChaevok 22 күн бұрын
I think the long bits are what make them great. They don't conclude where you'd expect, makes it more funny.
@audreydoyle5268 22 күн бұрын
It's like Family Guy, but actually stays on topic
@Lazydog476 23 күн бұрын
That diss track went so hard my ass cheeks immediately clenched 😢💔
@CRYYY0FF34R 23 күн бұрын
REAL
@JoeNoshow27 22 күн бұрын
Right, clecnehd. Me too. Definitely didn't completely relax or anything cuzz that'd be super weird
@Lazydog476 22 күн бұрын
Real, it was INTENSE
@Bloom8182 19 күн бұрын
We need a compilation of all your sketches Those are hilarious!
@HamiltonIsLife 16 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="422">7:02</a> the way I was just about to comment. I love how the bed always goes for too long.
@anasemelianova5759 21 күн бұрын
i love this new era of commentary content where we just find interesting people and talk about them. no hate. good vibes. happy
@ville__ 20 күн бұрын
im better than kurtis conner cry about it, atleast i put actual effort into my vids
@angelsnaiilz 18 күн бұрын
SAME!! i love this genre of commentary. variety is the spice of life
@manni6below 16 күн бұрын
it’s literally always been like this😭😭
@andrzejsugier 16 күн бұрын
@@ville__ good god you're pathetic.
@gojobollo 14 күн бұрын
Kurtis and similar creator nevee have insulted the people involved, literally nothing has changed what r u on
@user-wb9se2bp3s 22 күн бұрын
We need kurtis conner "i lived like a monkey influencer for a week"
@MimmyLihing 15 күн бұрын
The rap at the end had a very Rhett and Link vibe, please never stop making them lol
@movie.reference 19 күн бұрын
unironically those bars are absolutely 🔥🔥🔥
@theseepingcicada8448 22 күн бұрын
"I'm swinging on vines, Jane said you last 6 seconds" Is literally a genius line I haven't thought about Vine in a while
@chillcreep4926 11 күн бұрын
This comment made me realize the depth of the line. I went "oooohhhhh" to myself in my dark bedroom, lol. Thank you
@kennalikespizza4515 22 күн бұрын
No honestly when I started watching Kurtis, one of the main appeals to me was how his sketches always go on a little longer than they really need to. Gives the video a little extra charm.
@iiLiaxx 22 күн бұрын
I love his sketches
@katrollins9833 22 күн бұрын
Me too 😂
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@pancakemarauder3332 14 күн бұрын
This has gotta be your funniest video yet, i cracked up at just the thumbnail’s stupid banana joke lmfao
@vanessagothic4751 16 күн бұрын
I love your cutaway sketches, pls never make them shorter
@Ultravioletwave 22 күн бұрын
Growing up in a forested area, I never wore shoes and it was honestly incredible. I could walk on sticks and rocks and my feet never hurt because they built up callouses. Being able to really feel the earth below you is really special so I don't think this guy is weird for expressing that to others. That being said, after a few years of wearing shoes my callouses went away and it would hurt to walk around the forest barefoot. I honestly miss it all the time.
@vacafuega 22 күн бұрын
Barefoot shoes! I like Wildling and Vibram because they have the best groundfeel, most flexible sole. Might need to ease into them but they're so so good, walking around feels exciting and interesting like it used to running around barefoot as a kid.
@brookehop8 22 күн бұрын
I worked at a kayak job for 4 years and the same thing happened, it's so nice to be able to walk anywhere haha
@efnfen 22 күн бұрын
How could you feel the earth below your feet if you have huge callouses that block the sensation of rocks and sticks
@Jack-px8lf 22 күн бұрын
@@efnfenif u play guitar u can still feel the string is there through ur callous
@efnfen 22 күн бұрын
@@Jack-px8lf why would you want to play guitar with your callous feet
@t3chsavvyy 23 күн бұрын
"you'll live to regret it, like what, dhar mann" goes so hard
@Ckoolaidmeiskool 23 күн бұрын
Monke
@Superc00lMe 22 күн бұрын
Monke
@SaikiLover127 22 күн бұрын
Monke
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@Foogul 21 күн бұрын
Monke
@emilyblankenship220 17 күн бұрын
the skits are never too long!!
@marciaguy10899 22 күн бұрын
Personal trainer here, crawling movements are legitimately an incredible exercise due to the mobility required in the legs, hips, and spine, and the load it places on the arms (bodies are heavy and arms rarely move that kind of weight). Also really good for our brains to perform contralateral movements. When my clients are able, I incorporate crawls as often as their ego will let me 😅
@Frindle_Babbin 21 күн бұрын
Time to incorporate crawling into my goblin time (real ones will be having that)
@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 21 күн бұрын
@@Frindle_Babbinsame my goblin time needs this
@anasemelianova5759 21 күн бұрын
yeah and that apple throwing thing was also a great exercise for both body and mind/attention training
@avidmilkshakefan 23 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="262">4:22</a> you said “playing outside all year round while bare-chested *and* bare-chested” like they were different words and it driving me crazy
@jasmineconway4919 22 күн бұрын
This was bothering me too omg I think it’s meant to be ‘and bare foot’ but Kurtis didn’t say anything so I was like am I missing something here
@frozenraspberries- 22 күн бұрын
i think its meant as "bare-chested (actually bare-chested) and bare-chested (as in vulnerable & embarrassing because it might be humiliating and scary to do at first)" but it could also be a mistake and the second time might be meant as barefoot
@lunar_light 22 күн бұрын
I was thinking the other one could be bear-chested? As in, HAIRY?
@ville__ 22 күн бұрын
I'm better than Kurtis Conner so cry about it
@TwelvetreeZ 22 күн бұрын
He says it twice to emphasise he wants to see both boobs 💕
@quilosunflower 10 күн бұрын
“Trouble is Afoot”… LMAOO Kurtis PLEASE 😭😂😂😂😂😂
@eryn_elizabeth 10 күн бұрын
you know kurtis is a great youtuber because his transitions to ads are always so good. such a weird flex but its solid af
@moonlightbird2951 22 күн бұрын
"TROUBLE IS A FOOT" has me cackling
@kaydenk4111 22 күн бұрын
honestly, running on all fours pretending i was a cheetah, or climbing anything i could and being nicknamed spider monkey was one of the best parts of my childhood. it was so much fun and i genuinely enjoyed being able to connect with nature like that. also that tarzan diss track was actually fire 🔥
@itiswhatitismindset 22 күн бұрын
the spider monkey part brought back horrible childhood memories of twilight
@DylanTT17 22 күн бұрын
@shrikessthats an awesome thing to be known for
@seasoncookie 18 күн бұрын
one of these days kurtis cut away sketch will be the length of a full fleg movie and I'm here for it!!
@xiiphiase 18 күн бұрын
The distrack unironically goes hard 🔥
@modernghost0 21 күн бұрын
it's an extra layer of comedy that the sketches go on just a few beats too long, it's hilarious, keep em
@simplyymase4005 23 күн бұрын
can we all take a moment to appreciate kurtis? hes almost 200 years old, and still producing quality content for us :)
@georgehasnofriendz 23 күн бұрын
im tired of people saying this delete your comment lil bro
@SacredSilly 23 күн бұрын
@@georgehasnofriendz be nice to them. It’s the law.
@meowmoewmoewmeow 23 күн бұрын
@@georgehasnofriendz we got a meanie head over here
@simplyymase4005 23 күн бұрын
@@georgehasnofriendz womp womp let people make a joke
@georgehasnofriendz 23 күн бұрын
@@SacredSilly uh uh, the law says be nice to KURTIS. Not whoever this NPC ahh commenter is. Loophole!!
@philixchadbourn5033 14 күн бұрын
i love your cutaway sketches. whoever said they go on too long is wrong. please don't stop
@makananigrace 18 күн бұрын
THE MONKEY DISS TRACK IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING YOUVE EVER MADE KURTIS IM OBSESSED
@unkno.-wn 23 күн бұрын
“this a certified banger mr mayor!” we all say in unison
@kuririvera973 22 күн бұрын
I can't even hate. The look so happy. Kurtis, you have to fucking do it. And don't you dare getting rid of the sketches or making them shorter. They are art
@LynchieE24 16 күн бұрын
I was appreciating the toe sucking cut away but then that diss track got me thinking differently. You know your audience too well
@toastboom 14 күн бұрын
YOUR CUTAWAY SKETCHES ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF YOUR VIDEOS PLS DONT CHANGE THEM
@IamPinhead 23 күн бұрын
Kurtis' green screen sketches are like putting on the One Ring; he's slowly going mad but the power is intoxicating.
@haileypuppe7721 21 күн бұрын
Honestly, this is probably one of the best things you can do for your body, balance, flexibility, a full body work out. There’s a dude on tik tok that worked on walking around on all fours and he got jacked
@ignotusfacie1836 2 күн бұрын
I appreciate the tasteful use of the grapefruit method, glad to see it making a comeback.
@h.rpickens1699 18 күн бұрын
"MVP 2: most vertical primate" was a crazy movie. doesn't have much to do with this video but I feel like it's important
@oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa 22 күн бұрын
Bro that book is so reasonably priced!! Good for these guys. The fact that they're monke besties makes me so happy
@arasandaga355 23 күн бұрын
Watching this on my phone, on the floor, outside my apartment door, at 2AM, because I locked myself out. Thanks for keeping me sane Kurtis
@deismuarti 23 күн бұрын
Good luck out there
@literallyaloser_ 23 күн бұрын
did you get back in?
@lililyy 23 күн бұрын
Keep us updated 😭🙏
@oliviaclegg8551 23 күн бұрын
Are u back in?
@gopika6759 23 күн бұрын
Are you back in now?
@appelflap420 12 күн бұрын
You could use bones on invisible item frames for more decoration in the pvp arena. And you could put dripstone on the ceiling in the Trident arena, because you can shoot them down with the tridents
@sydali2831 19 күн бұрын
1. the cut away skits are better the longer they go on, there’s nothing i love more than when i get so wrapped up in the cut away sketch and then it cuts back to the original topic and i’m like…oh yeah i forgot 2. why tf was the diss track so good
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