Mary and Joseph in 2020

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3 жыл бұрын

"Caesar Augustus just issued a tweet." John Crist and Sarah Zanotti imagine how the Christmas story would have been different if Mary and Joseph lived in 2020.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com

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@chaylenandolino3867 3 жыл бұрын

“This kid, He’s not gonna be perfect” “Hmmmm I think He is” Praise the Father🙌🏽🙌🏽

@Matheussrrego 3 жыл бұрын

Ummmhh amen

@SeraphinaoftheBayou 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@zanegib169 3 жыл бұрын

Amen yessir

@rjules1083 3 жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏 ❤️

@marisaturner955 3 жыл бұрын

Yessss!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@cheyoda 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 and she is just eating, eating and more eating. They are hilarious.

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I feel stupider after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

@susancnw59 3 жыл бұрын

I certainly did.

@elisabethwarner3845 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love that she ate ice cream, chips, and a pita in one conversation 🤣

@thomast8539 3 жыл бұрын

@@elisabethwarner3845 and off her shirt

@jocelyneke6445 3 жыл бұрын

She is big and lovely. It is Jesus!

@Aced_Dreamer 3 жыл бұрын

"Well I'm pregnant, and we are just engaged, so I'm not gonna miss the judgemental stares from your inlaws." 🤣🤣🤣

@woodbrassandglass 3 жыл бұрын

Feel the silent judgement...

@korinakorinakorina 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so confused by that loool didnt they marry right after Joseph had the angel come to him?

@lilchristuten7568 3 жыл бұрын

@@korinakorinakorina It isn't recorded when they were actually married (had the ceremony) but according to Jewish law an engagement was a legally binding part of marriage. They were technically already married but they were supposed to wait 1 year between them getting engaged and the time when the man was allowed to take his wife home and consummate their marriage.

@laceandribbonsviolin 3 жыл бұрын

I think they waited til Jesus was born to consummate the marriage and I feel that, I wouldn’t have been tempted to do any frisky bidness hiking on a drudgerous trek to be counted like a head of cattle while great with child💁🏻‍♀️

@woodbrassandglass 3 жыл бұрын

@@laceandribbonsviolin omg...

@FinancialShinanigan 3 жыл бұрын

In 2020, Jesus turns LaCroix into White Claw

@MiniPainterGamerDadD20 3 жыл бұрын

Top comment.

@Silver-cl2bd 3 жыл бұрын

😂👏

@laurelhill4358 3 жыл бұрын

Ha!! That's hilarious!🤣

@dhfjgktdmfhfj1716 3 жыл бұрын

Bahaha

@janetbrandes929 3 жыл бұрын

I can turn wine into puke...top that Jesus!

@tracycooper572 3 жыл бұрын

This is hysterical! I love when she calls him "Joe" lol!

@kabookeo 3 жыл бұрын

mine too. lol

@patymartin8568 2 жыл бұрын

Lol... Me too 😂😂

@AwkwardlyTimedVideosOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Christian comedy isn't dead 😂 😂😂

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

@LeBeautiful 3 жыл бұрын

Right? I’m just trying to see a part two of “If Bible Characters had Social Media” 😂😂

@rpatterskc1 3 жыл бұрын

Trey Kennedy

@owenkilcup6504 3 жыл бұрын

Just like jesus

@t.r.everstone7 3 жыл бұрын

I see what you mean, but I'm Jewish and that's just comedy period. Anyone with a sense of humor could enjoy this. It's well scripted and acted. The key to good Christian comedy or any other kind is to just be good. I wish more people would just try to be funny and stop trying to mark a checklist of things to say or reference for a particular demographic

@adrielle.benner 3 жыл бұрын

*Inconvenience in biblical times:* “We have to stop traveling so I can give birth in a stable.” *Inconvenience in 2020:* “We have to book an air bnb.”

@jj6656 3 жыл бұрын

I actually thought the Inconvenience in 2020 was to click "Read More" to read this damn comment! 😐

@adrielle.benner 3 жыл бұрын

@@jj6656 I conveniently solved your ‘inconvenience’ with a backspace, God forbid you have to click read more to read more comments of your own volition

@jj6656 3 жыл бұрын

@@adrielle.benner Hahaha, You shouldn't have. It was just funny to click Read More and then realize how 'inconvenienced' I felt. But thanks 😅

@adrielle.benner 3 жыл бұрын

@@jj6656 I almost lost my mind over bad internet connection on a zoom call this morning so I feel you

@jj6656 3 жыл бұрын

@@adrielle.benner And then ya gotta repeat yourself or try to catch up with what's said or as I do just nod in agreement and float in oblivion....

@theambientsound8020 3 жыл бұрын

Never mess with a pregnant woman when she starts snacking.

@JMarieCAlove 3 жыл бұрын

Lol My sister is seven months pregnant, she’s having a girl... she been craving chocolate chip cookies and tortilla chips! Lol

@cesiajades 3 жыл бұрын

Yeet tha snack when ya mad! *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!*

@hobishamburgerandsprite2542 3 жыл бұрын

@@cesiajades you need some god in your life

@niniandsunny1353 3 жыл бұрын

The only mother ever right about saying their kid is perfect...Mary, mother of Jesus!

@shaylasomerville4733 3 жыл бұрын

So true the rest of us just call our babies ' a diaper in a viper!

@niniandsunny1353 3 жыл бұрын

@@shaylasomerville4733 🤣

@livingbytheword707 Жыл бұрын

❤

@Lukasandsomenumbers 3 жыл бұрын

Mary: Im pregnant, Also Mary: its Christmas eve

@davidt01 3 жыл бұрын

Should've been like, "What's Christmas?"

@GoldBass 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidt01 exactly. Or “Is that what we’re calling our Son’s birthday? Why not Michaelmas? The angel’s name that spoke to me was called Michael.”

@justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 жыл бұрын

Gerald Bryant That was Gabriel.

@Eljay037 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidt01 no, its historically accurate bc pagans were celebrating christmas loooong before Jesus was born. Especially since Jesus was never even born on Dec. 25.

@davidt01 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eljay037 No, because it's called "CHRISTmas" (Christ mass)?. They celebrated pagan holidays before, but not Christmas.

@sophiem88 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s Christmas Eve” I’m pretty sure Christmas didn’t exist yet 😆

@RossBaby91 2 жыл бұрын

She should’ve said the winter solstice for accuracy

@munenex Жыл бұрын

I can't believe we're missing Christmas...

@gcf 3 жыл бұрын

I love how she calls him Joe 😂

@spence_903 3 жыл бұрын

Love this guy, he should have his own show

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos.

@quanyenwashere 3 жыл бұрын

I believe he will.

@natalielane6421 3 жыл бұрын

He was going to have one last year.

@johnstown2451 3 жыл бұрын

He has one, it’s called KZfaq... It’ll have more views than cable.

@bennyzebra1386 3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB shut up, stop advertising

@colink4842 3 жыл бұрын

I love the ending. “This kid isn’t going to be perfect”...”I think he is.”

@dasugo 3 жыл бұрын

cant believe you didnt reply her "we are only engaged" line without hitting back with a "Am not the father" retort.

@grantm6514 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, "You're pregnant and we both know it's not mine, wanna talk about that?" Followed by: "Hey Mary, THREE guys just showed up with gifts for the baby - I think we need to talk"

@ninabanks8815 2 жыл бұрын

@@grantm6514 😆 🤣

@museluvr Жыл бұрын

Actually at this point in St Joseph and Mary' life, they were married.

@Harlem.Sweetie Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@Harlem.Sweetie Жыл бұрын

@@grantm6514 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@finn3625 3 жыл бұрын

Dude Mary is such a mood for 2020

@Shaloha808 3 жыл бұрын

Love the "La Croix" foreshadowing. For those who don't know; French for "The Cross."

@supergene256 2 жыл бұрын

WHOA!! Awesome!!

@ghettomarc50 3 жыл бұрын

"Just tell them to Amazon prime it."

@Grassmpl 3 жыл бұрын

Double prime it to use RSA encryption

@Dawn-tv1bk 3 жыл бұрын

Eating the crumb off her belly😂😂😂

@garlicgirl3149 3 жыл бұрын

I cracked up too!

@wagnerbertolino2 3 жыл бұрын

yes!!! 😄

@robynsmith4164 3 жыл бұрын

YASSS!!! I was looking to see if anyone mentioned it and YOU did!😂😂😂

@debiogle3798 3 жыл бұрын

Been there done that!

@zacharysiple629 3 жыл бұрын

Innkeeper: Stop! You can't come in without a mask! Joseph: We're sorry, we forgot it. Innkeeper: You can't come in, then! Joseph: Look, my wife is in labor, can't you just make an exception? Innkeeper: No mask, no service! Joseph: I'm sorry, but but my wife needs to go somewhere to have her baby! Innkeeper: Fine, go to the stable then. Just stay 6 feet away from the animals! Just an idea for a sequel! :)

@1988vannah 3 жыл бұрын

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 come on here creativity!

@zacharysiple629 3 жыл бұрын

@@1988vannah Thank you! I didn't think this would get so popular! :)

@NdiNaija 3 жыл бұрын

Ooh this will be so good!!!

@nadinestewart9279 3 жыл бұрын

I wants at least two more parts to their video. Yes was upset it just ended there I wanted the whole story man

@ashleyp9109 3 жыл бұрын

Did you know their was not actually mentioning of a inn keeper in the Bible? But this would be so funny 😂 and I do want another part to it!

@trevorlambert2892 3 жыл бұрын

Can’t we just mail in the census? It’s supposedly safe 😂

@traviswilliams1296 3 жыл бұрын

😂🙌

@dealio1762 3 жыл бұрын

Mail ins! 😬

@tiffanyroth9722 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 the nightmare of USPS 🤐🤐

@peggyvick935 3 жыл бұрын

“MARY”, is PERFECT❗️ So realistic. She seemed so intense with the snacking ❗️😂 Great job you two❤️

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын

"Mmmm... I think he IS." Best line, so glad you guys saved it for last. And the BEST part is where he says she's emotional and she gives an evil glare to the camera like she's about to cut him right now. Haha

@babetravelling 3 жыл бұрын

Mary and Joseph will have d best IG posts ever

@toribowman8960 3 жыл бұрын

I love "three intelligent males" You're awesome, John. Keep up the good work!

@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын

why males? Isn't THAT sexist? Like why not intelligent females?

@annjoseph5429 3 жыл бұрын

They are referring to 3 wise men in the story

@bennyzebra1386 3 жыл бұрын

@@annjoseph5429 he was being sarcastic

@stevendchu Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: those 3 males wouldn't even be allowed in the country in 2020

@billthebax5578 Жыл бұрын

@@recoveringsoul755because they’re all blondes. ;-) had to, my wife loves blonde jokes 😂

@colleengifford2553 3 жыл бұрын

Picking the food off her belly and eating with a deadpan expression-I’m dead.

@jacobgrimes6187 3 жыл бұрын

“This kid, he’s not gonna be perfect” 😂

@jolenethetoolwomantaylor5973 3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha! This kid is not going to be perfect. Hmm, “I think He is”. So great!!!

@AutumnLuvsJesus 3 жыл бұрын

"He's not gonna be perfect" "I think He is." Swoooooooooooooooooon! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@kevinlawrence3036 3 жыл бұрын

“You, me, the baby and this guy (Alpaca)” 😂

@stayyoung3874 3 жыл бұрын

The chemistry and comfort between you two... so great 😀

@savahbejin7511 3 жыл бұрын

I like how John pulled an Andy Griffith. He set her up for the jokes and he more or less played the straight man.

@ChrisGarcia. 3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 That’s Hilarious I hope that everyone watching this has a very merry Christmas God bless you in Jesus name! 🎄 🎁 🎄

@tkmiller_author 3 жыл бұрын

You too!!!

@ChrisGarcia. 3 жыл бұрын

@@tkmiller_author 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

@jolenethetoolwomantaylor5973 3 жыл бұрын

You as well!

@ChrisGarcia. 3 жыл бұрын

@@jolenethetoolwomantaylor5973 blessings!

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

@MoriahJeanae 3 жыл бұрын

I love the signature John talk-to-the-hand motion...."ok, I don't know what that means....you're emotional and with child and I'm gonna choose to ignore that" 🤣

@evanstanek5838 3 жыл бұрын

I'm still stuck in the "it's Christmas eve" circular reference 🙃😆

@angiesewtherapy6628 3 жыл бұрын

I love how she's eating the whole time. When I saw the post I thought... touchy subject but they played it better than the name suggests. Loved the ending.

@bizzyfit2128 3 жыл бұрын

I love how she is getting down with the snacks the whole time!

@marvinthemaniac7698 3 жыл бұрын

The cleverness behind this is mindblowing!

@pipasmr2011 3 жыл бұрын

"Your parents jdjfjfnrfnfkfkeebsb" 😂 we've all been there. Lol

@trinaminnieweather3079 3 жыл бұрын

The3 B4nker...That was my favorite part🤣🤣🤣!!!

@JessicaSmith-ie7cm 3 жыл бұрын

MINE TOO!!!!🤣

@sunrider3238 3 жыл бұрын

His expressions just kills me, especially when he drops his head on the counter 😂😂😂 and she’s just eating like it’s another day and it’s so funny 😆!!!! A Golden Globe for this guy! My older brother is going through the same thing with his wife and they are pregnant with their first kid, just so happens to be a boy lol

@sunrider3238 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChineduOpara *perfect indeed* 😅

@luv2dancesalsa 3 жыл бұрын

Praise the Lord. alternatively, Praise Allah. LOL Congrats!!!

@ashleyburnham6924 3 жыл бұрын

“People still use Twitter?” OMG YESSS

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos.

@Christian-gz2py 3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB, mate. Stop it. Spamming videos will discourage people from wanting to watch your videos.

@kaylawaters2691 3 жыл бұрын

I'm more surprised that people still use facebook or Linked In. Lol.

@runkytunkle4294 3 жыл бұрын

John makes the best Joseph! 😂😂

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

@iammakoa. 3 жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious

@tristanfowler1334 3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB Will you stop replying to all these comments trying to promote your own videos?

@Pumamike82 3 жыл бұрын

You mean "Joe" hahaha

@juliemarek5088 3 жыл бұрын

@@tristanfowler1334 I just keep reporting him.

@runkytunkleshorts7996 3 жыл бұрын

John always comes up with the best video ideas! 😂

@pjcShorts 3 жыл бұрын

He's the best comedian! I checked out your channel Runky Tunkle Shorts. It's very cool!

@DavisLMoore 3 жыл бұрын

I think this is why Jesus actually came 2020 years ago😂😂

@suiko2fan2 3 жыл бұрын

More like 6-3bc, but yes the sentiment is true.

@DavisLMoore 3 жыл бұрын

@@suiko2fan2 Well, I was going to say 2000, but I hate it when people say that, so it was closer😂

@nataliegerdano6028 3 жыл бұрын

He was definitely thinking ahead that one!😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@lw3269 3 жыл бұрын

They have great chemistry.

@monopolizeme 3 жыл бұрын

“This kid, is not gonna be perfect.” “Hm... I think he is.” I died 😂

@Rood67 3 жыл бұрын

An angel *told me in a dream* to watch this comedy gold! Thanks John, and thank the Lord you’re back and doing better; we missed you.

@godschica14 3 жыл бұрын

"Just tell them to Amazon prime it..." 😂😂😂 That's priceless!!

@iammakoa. 3 жыл бұрын

A normal John Crist video: 10/10 A John crist video with her in it: 100/10

@prairiepetresort1698 2 жыл бұрын

My husband and I LOVE your comedy !! We all desperately need a laugh right now 😃

@thesistersclub1007 3 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of John’s best videos. Definitely on my list of favorites 😂🤣😅

@esther4990 3 жыл бұрын

It's funny how Mary ate like 4 different foods in one conversation.

@kristendoran2591 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! Loved how realistic it is for both centuries!

@tumphlett110767 3 жыл бұрын

I think this is one of his best skits! 🤣🤣🤣

@ethniebarnhouse895 3 жыл бұрын

“Will we vaccinate it?” 😂😂

@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын

it?

@jannexah 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at three intelligent guys wanting to bring gifts 🤣🤣🤣

@meganlewis2424 3 жыл бұрын

I need more of these, do the story where they left Jesus behind.

@unashamedofthename4801 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Yes! Yes!

@iammakoa. 3 жыл бұрын

“Wait... why do we have to go to the man’s hometown? Isn’t that a bit sexist?” Honesty imagine if Mary actually said that

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I feel stupider after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

@katrinareads 3 жыл бұрын

@@NadiasCloud True. Both their lineages traced back to David.

@christophersmith1694 3 жыл бұрын

I think they were both born in Bethlehem...

@iammakoa. 3 жыл бұрын

Yes they were but my point is the exchange

@bradmiller9993 Жыл бұрын

Toooooo funny! There should be a part 2; hurry, please.

@whome6410 3 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⭐️this was the best!!! Brilliant! I so wish this was an actual series... ❤️

@MePiertha 3 жыл бұрын

Good job John on having Sarah act with you! She's awesome!

@Some_One_One 3 жыл бұрын

That was great and WOW, SHE CAN REALLY ACT! great job you two. I'm sharing this with two.

@nataliemartin8288 3 жыл бұрын

The way she carelessly drops that last little piece of food!!!!!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭All of this is SO HAAAA-LARIOUS!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭❤❤❤

@womanofstill 3 жыл бұрын

“I know, Jo” 😂😂😂

@dagman85 3 жыл бұрын

This was comedy gold! Well done, both of you.

@bryce5457 3 жыл бұрын

This is GOLD

@jstluvhumor7451 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely so hilarious, I have watched it so many times. Keep going John!

@Idk-zo5el 3 жыл бұрын

I literally thought it was an ad lol. I accidentally clicked on it too, but it was funny especially the "people still use twitter?" part. Loved ittttt 💜

@amandawilson7555 3 жыл бұрын

I needed a good laugh! Nailed it.

@robbk7099 3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it. Ha!!!!!!

@taylor2343 3 жыл бұрын

How is it Christmas eve before jesus is even born...

@esterf2545 3 жыл бұрын

Scheduled c-section 😌

@RayeShao 3 жыл бұрын

That's the joke. Also anthropologically and according to the Jewish calendar Jesus was born sometime in April /May.

@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын

that's Emmanuel not Jesus. They were supposed to name him Emmanuel, not sure where all this jesus stuff came in. Were their twins? I thought Christ was born in the fall, like September 11 maybe?

@Some_One_One 3 жыл бұрын

@@recoveringsoul755 Emmanuel = Jesus = God = Christ = The Father = I AM. Get it?

@recoveringsoul755 3 жыл бұрын

@@Some_One_One but jesus didn't know everything like his father did. Didn't know who touched his hem in the crowd. God is too perfect to be on earth mingling with sinners. At least that's what they told me, but he knows everything and is everywhere at once So maybe christ was a physical manifestation of God but mortal so God could understand better what being human is like

@dannyherrera2497 3 жыл бұрын

John...you have no idea how great it is to see ya at it again...so missed this....I beg you hear this...do not give up...you have a calling to bring smiles and joy....and man this year we need it more then ever...keep it up...friend keep it up....blessings brother....

@kellywilson6205 3 жыл бұрын

JOHN AND SARAH WIN CHRISTMAS!!!!!! LOL This was PERFECTION!!!! Bravo!!!! Can't wait for a New Years Vid. from you both!

@jillmahal4695 3 жыл бұрын

"I know, Joe" - as she picks a crumb from her belly and eats it!!!! Brilliant. :)

@beulaho 3 жыл бұрын

"Just think about the photo op" 🥴

@sharonthrockmorton26 3 жыл бұрын

This is so hilarious 😂 I have been laughing for 12 hours. Thank you 🤣

@philipbyersoutdoors3295 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!!

@kmhkmh5806 3 жыл бұрын

She is giving me so much life, with her attitude and blog references. Love this! Are yall really having a boy?

@kirstyw.6854 3 жыл бұрын

“Think of the likes” 👍🏼“He’s not going to to perfect” “I think He is” dead 😂😂😂

@KINGJESUSPRINCESS 3 жыл бұрын

Your best yet!!! I needed this today😉

@dhfjgktdmfhfj1716 3 жыл бұрын

The funniest and most natural couple in your videos! You two are percet together ❤

@JackG_Entertainment 3 жыл бұрын

*this is too realistic*

@Trackstar_ 3 жыл бұрын

When it says 3 minutes ago. 😂😂😂

@Dermatillomaniac 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Thank you for this.

@thomast8539 3 жыл бұрын

I love when he breaks the fourth wall at 1:10. LOL

@lindenpeters2601 3 жыл бұрын

Let it not be forgotten that since Joseph's family was from Bethlehem, he had relatives there. Even if they were distant relatives, they saw each other every year. Wonder why no one would take them in...

@GlennRiccobono 3 жыл бұрын

I mean they may or may not have known about Mary being pregnant and Joseph not being the father and figured... No way reputational risk Or Joseph just tried to keep Mary hidden *put her away privily* as it said in scripture. Yay? Nay?

@lindenpeters2601 3 жыл бұрын

@@GlennRiccobono Could be. A scandal like an unwed pregnancy would be hard to conceal after a bit, so I don't doubt everyone knew. But true, he may have been hiding her away.

@queentinadoire6931 3 жыл бұрын

I believe Joseph was trying to keep their lives private- His family might have not believed that Mary was conceived by the Holy Spirit. Joseph was simply avoiding the family drama.