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Genesis (take #1)

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NonStampCollector

NonStampCollector

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Here's what I suspect happened. Yahweh secretly had a practice run. It didn't work out, it bored him to tears, and He decided to try again. (Read on...)
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Well, you tell ME - why did it have to be a delicious, attractive fruit? Could the knowledge of good and evil NOT be magically stored in something else? Wouldn't it have been wise to NOT place the thing that's going to fuck up the entire universe IN THE MIDDLE OF A GARDEN, DISGUISED AS A FUCKING FRUIT?
What was Yahweh asking for? Seriously?!
Lo - and adults alive today believe Genesis literally.
I produced the music in this one, too. I've just figured out how to use Garageband.
And it's the first time I've attempted dialogue in a woman's voice.
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@hawksm2783
@hawksm2783 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot that the snake is supposed to have legs.
@AuroraBoarder1
@AuroraBoarder1 6 жыл бұрын
Hawksm278 - And wings!
@gooddog6745
@gooddog6745 5 жыл бұрын
both of you and NSC are correct, ten points for everybody
@ashisharora7572
@ashisharora7572 5 жыл бұрын
They forgot many things including Adam with hair or eve without hair
@gooddog6745
@gooddog6745 5 жыл бұрын
@@rasheed9705 Christianity is actually polytheistic. Satan wasn't a thing in a couple of early books. then satan. satan is not Satan, satan is a word, an adjective. Then few books later, Satan was invented as an alter ego of God. Then the New Testament loops the Satan to the snake. The Snake wasn't supposed to be Satan, but the New Testament bends the story.
@gooddog6745
@gooddog6745 5 жыл бұрын
@@rasheed9705 watch 43alley's video on The Evolution of Satan in the Bible ( link: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oJOXlbKfvNCafas.html ) [43alley and NSC did a collab] He did a great analysis on how Satan was introduced to the Bible and that a modern book (paradise lost) has greatly influenced idea of Today's Satan
@shakie3545
@shakie3545 8 жыл бұрын
Must get pretty boring being omniscient, omnipotent and everlasting or existing out of time and space. Sometimes you just gotta spice things up.
@erigor11
@erigor11 7 жыл бұрын
That's a nice point right there. Being a "superior" being as we conceive it is pretty much... inferior.
@darkenergy8318
@darkenergy8318 6 жыл бұрын
Atleast with polytheism things were epic or atleast consistent . All gods had opposition worth or equal to the gods being opposed .The sex ; mostly rape scene are amazing and the gods weren't truly omnipotent but possess the right amount of power to either create something or claim authority among the pantheon . Each have their motivation to behave in a certain way and thus how the supernatural was consistent . Unfortunately monotheism came along and fused all these entity or traits into one single being ( causing D.I.D and other mental problems ) ...maybe that why they had to create Lucifer to hold that opposition spotlight but Lucifer can't be as great as his predecessors - if you ask , Lucifer is the weakest entity that ever hold the office of opposition .And of course there is this stupid idea of freewill that co exist with an omni god who caused everything from the neurological level to all the way up to grand scale to happen . Poor story writing ...so sad.
@mattsupertramp6506
@mattsupertramp6506 6 жыл бұрын
Dark Energy I agree, Norse and Greek mythology are awesome.
@ziecheese
@ziecheese 5 жыл бұрын
By murdering billions and making it their fault
@zamiel3
@zamiel3 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkenergy8318 The Bible wasn't monotheistic. It was henotheistic.
@ProphetofZod
@ProphetofZod 8 жыл бұрын
Late to the game on this, but I love how, once you point it out, it's so obvious that putting Adam and Eve in the garden made no sense unless he wanted them to "sin." How does a perfect garden where we live forever make sense in a cosmology where God''s ultimate plan is for us to end up in heaven? As far as that goes, why did God ever create and put us in this self contained physical universe to begin with? Why did we not just start in heaven where we were supposed to be from the start? You really know how to open up a philosophical can of worms, and your videos are still among my favorites!
@R3tr0v1ru5
@R3tr0v1ru5 7 жыл бұрын
Fantastic comment.
@DoverDaniel
@DoverDaniel 7 жыл бұрын
Good thinking, but some religious groups would answer this with "humans were supposed to live on earth forever" like the jehovahs witnesses for instance...The thing about the bible, as you probably know, is that IT IS FUCKING CONTRADICTORY...There's even a video on this channel of two guys on a talk show saying completely contradictory thigs based on the bible, and this "living on earth/heaven" thing is one of them. But your line of thought would fit perfectly with most of the christian doctrines out there.
@NoTrueFace1
@NoTrueFace1 7 жыл бұрын
"How does a perfect garden where we live forever make sense in a cosmology where God''s ultimate plan is for us to end up in heaven?" ask any christian and the answer is usually "man was meant to live in Eden for a time and then go to heaven without dying."
@vnen
@vnen 6 жыл бұрын
Some denominations believe that the heaven (or rather, the paradise) will be on Earth. God will destroy everything on the Apocalipse and rebuild the Earth so the righteous can live here. I just don't know what he's waiting for.
@drewsharp9162
@drewsharp9162 4 жыл бұрын
NoTrueFace1 but what’s funny is that “meant to” implies a plan, so was it Gods plan that just...didn’t happen?
@IvanSensei88
@IvanSensei88 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a perfect being, perfect in every aspect. Can't starve, can't get sad, can't get lonely, can't feel anything negative, only positive. In a constant state of bliss and fulfillment... you cannot even get bored... what possible purpose can a universe serve to you?
@adamc1966
@adamc1966 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and why create stupid people that u would eventually snuff out?
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 9 ай бұрын
TO WORSHIP AND OBEY YOU. Duh.
@IvanSensei88
@IvanSensei88 9 ай бұрын
@@CorePathway Why do I need to be worshiped and obeyed? Am I LONELY? Do I have a superiority complex? A perfect being doesn't have that, and shouldn't even have a Need or a Craving for being worshipped and obeyed.
@gimmekromer1151
@gimmekromer1151 3 ай бұрын
​@@IvanSensei88yes thats what bugs me why would a perfect being create "imperfect" beings to worship him? And then knowing It would get bad created them anyway?
@IvanSensei88
@IvanSensei88 3 ай бұрын
​@@gimmekromer1151 The only real way "out" of this conundrum, would be the to say that the creator is not perfect. Then I could 'somewhat' understand why such a being would want being worshiped, although this would raise a new set of problems for the theists. Also love how that other guy tucked his tail between his legs and skedaddled away the moment I engaged with him.
@NonStampCollector
@NonStampCollector 14 жыл бұрын
@ApocalypseNow012 Mocking the truth, well I wouldn't want to do that. Thus, I checked, and confirmed, that christianity was utter bollocks before I started mocking it. And "following their own desires"? Imagine, a race of beings to whom god granted free will, actually using it! If I were god I'd certainly be displeased by that.
@ChaosServant-ll7pr
@ChaosServant-ll7pr 7 жыл бұрын
My mom once told me that the answer to this question is that God needed to give free will so humanity could truly love him. Without that choice, their love wouldn't be real... though considering what else I know about in the Bible, I no longer buy into that bullshit.
@mrpo3496
@mrpo3496 6 жыл бұрын
ChaosServant 12345 what kind of mother that allows her children to kill each other so that children have free will to love her.. People arent that free as most theist thinks..
@clementnade972
@clementnade972 6 жыл бұрын
I'll let my children play with the chainsaw because freewill.
@breebell468
@breebell468 6 жыл бұрын
Might as well leave poisoned candy out.
@isawadelapradera6490
@isawadelapradera6490 5 жыл бұрын
"god needed humanity to love him _freely"_ *Cue threat of eternal burning and torture*
@directorkid3131
@directorkid3131 5 жыл бұрын
My mom says this to me too (I'm 14). So, an innocent baby who hasn't the knowledge of good and evil, doesn't truly love their mom? Because they don't know of hate, that means they don't love? OK.
@phillipmoore9012
@phillipmoore9012 8 жыл бұрын
“He commanded Adam not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil; to disobey could not be a sin, because Adam could not comprehend a sin until the eating of the fruit should reveal to him the difference between right and wrong. So, he was unfair in punishing Adam for doing wrong when he could not know it was wrong.”-- Mark Twain The "original sin" idea was developed in the 2nd Century, not in biblical times. It was first alluded to by Bishop Irenaeus (d. 202) and later developed by Augustine (354-430).
@ethanwagner6418
@ethanwagner6418 5 жыл бұрын
I never thought of that.
@ducksquad1259
@ducksquad1259 5 жыл бұрын
That's certainly one way of speculation. However, it is just that; it is not the teaching of Judea/Christian teaching. Being such a fundamental building block of these faith's version of the human condition, it seem obvious that there is a truth beyond this speculation. And there is indeed. Judea/Christian tradition asserts that up until the fall, humanity was absolutely certaint that their nature was rooted in God and God's desires/love alone. They had an intimate understand of this, even more so than the faithful do today. Now, based on our archaeological knowledge of today, the story of Adam and Eve isn't so cut and dry, but it's principles are. We know from the story that God gave human souls a defined list of what to do and what not to do. So choosing from the "what not to do" section was a deliberate action against the wishes of God, against their own nature rooted in God, a nature that they were, again, more intimately connected with than the humans that preceded them (aside from Mary, according to Roman Catholic doctrine). Thus, while the concept of "sin" had not been developed, it is fair to say that Adam and Eve's decision was an even greater offence than anything we could commit nowadays.
@sarinat3101
@sarinat3101 5 жыл бұрын
@@ducksquad1259 No, it isn't. When a child shoots himself with the gun his parent left cocked and loaded alone in his play pen, it's the parent's fault. Not the child. Especially when the parent also left a tv program running in the background telling the child how much fun guns are (the serpent's alleged enticement). I don't know what 'principles' you're talking about but I can't see any in this story. It sounds like the story an ancient adult would have made up to answer an innocent child's question about why people are so shitty to each other. They didn't have an explanation since they didn't understand evolution, so they said it was humanity's fault they transgressed against a god. But they weren't logical enough to see the holes in their own story. And people today still aren't logical enough, so they keep believing it.
@ducksquad1259
@ducksquad1259 5 жыл бұрын
Fair points, and that's a fitting analogy. Now, these religions claim that we have free will. Well, a will isn't truly free unless the options available span a broad spectrum, even to the point of contradicting eachother. The apple, representing temptation in general, was God's mechanism of promoting free will, just as the precence of the serphant (Satan's influence on the world) promoted it as well. The faiths also claim that God created us to love him. If you had a family doped up on happy love pills that you gave them, their love towards you would by nature be less intimate and less meaningful because it is impossible to distinguish if this love is of their own accord or merely one that you induced by giving them the pills (this later is actually more tangible, probable, and safer to assume). True love needs to be defined, among other things, by a fully conscious, fully aware, entirebly avoidable choice. I urge you to watch 51:00-51:00 of the video I link here to get a further grasp of where I'm coming from. The man in this video, Ben Sharpio, is an Orthodox Jew. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z9Wge7qkrdibaWw.html
@sarinat3101
@sarinat3101 5 жыл бұрын
@@ducksquad1259 Know the clip, and I know who Ben Shapiro is. He's pretty smart on a few topics, but he utterly falls apart on religion. His take on Genesis is nothing more than an opinion, and it's still wrong. He claims humanity was trying to 'superimpose its own view on reality' in opposition to what Yahweh wanted.' Remember: Yahweh is supposed to be omniscient. Every religious apologist ignores this whenever convenient. Meaning Yahweh knew when he put the fruit in the garden that the humans would notice it and personally allowed the serpent to tempt his creations knowing they'd fail. There is no way this story happens without every single action being fully under Yahweh's approval, meaning he intended humanity to fall, and intended to place all humanity in this terrible Jigsaw trap of needing to be saved from a sin none of us had any choice in making. The 'free will' argument is garbage. Yahweh has free will and he doesn't sin, so even according to monotheistic theology we know it's possible to both have free will and not sin. Why wouldn't Yahweh make us like that unless he WANTED to create suffering? You say "True love needs to be defined, among other things, by a fully conscious, fully aware, entirely avoidable choice." I'd agree. And what is the choice Yahweh gives us? Love him (even though he doesn't provide adequate evidence to convince humans he even exists), or be tortured forever. I'm curious as to how anyone could possibly see that as a loving choice. If you married a guy, and he came to you and said, 'baby, I love you forever and more than anything. And if you ever leave me, I'll kidnap you and torture you in my basement forever. That's how much I love you. But it's all your choice! I don't want to force you into anything.' What would your reaction be? It's honestly a hideous story of an eternal torturer dressed up to make it sound loving, and it's sickening to hear otherwise intelligent, compassionate people defending it.
@adamc1966
@adamc1966 6 жыл бұрын
Pure genius. Looks like god made sin for HIS enjoyment.
@annreisanio1599
@annreisanio1599 4 жыл бұрын
Someones said we have free will
@quinnard9750
@quinnard9750 3 жыл бұрын
Free will is a myth
@pabrielgomez8563
@pabrielgomez8563 3 жыл бұрын
Thank You.
@strxkereye
@strxkereye 3 жыл бұрын
@@quinnard9750 free will isn’t a myth LMAO. You could do anything logically within bounds on your own will at any given moment. 😑
@phill234
@phill234 3 жыл бұрын
@@strxkereye Well, that's a) false and b) that's not what people mean when saying that there is no free will.
@ChaoticSupernova
@ChaoticSupernova 14 жыл бұрын
I love that Eve's voice is just Adam's voice but with a higher pitch.
@pepejulianonziema69
@pepejulianonziema69 4 жыл бұрын
god created man in his image before that, man created god's image
@bloopahVIII
@bloopahVIII Жыл бұрын
but no man shall see god and live everybody dies
@Thutil
@Thutil 10 жыл бұрын
Why were the continents in their modern arrangement? Is it because the Earth is only 6000 years old?
@louistournas120
@louistournas120 8 жыл бұрын
+Thutil 6001!
@hannes1734
@hannes1734 7 жыл бұрын
Thutil The Ussher-Lightfoot-Calendar says that the Earth was created on Oct.23 4004 BC. I cannot see how one could believe that.
@freshairkaboom8171
@freshairkaboom8171 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you see, the puzzle pieces that fit perfectly with each other, and who obviously drifted apart over millions and millions of years, actually were just created apart from each other all along. Makes perfect sense to me.
@johnrosschisholm5740
@johnrosschisholm5740 4 жыл бұрын
C O R R E C T
@mattsupertramp6506
@mattsupertramp6506 6 жыл бұрын
"The stinking bog of good and evil" 😂 brilliant
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 жыл бұрын
There is actualy a grave mistake in this video. And that is that according to the bible god gave the instruction about not to eat from the tree of tree of knoweldge of good and evil BEFORE he created eve and never repeats it. So eve never heard about not being allowed to eat from the tree of knoweldge of good and evil. Or at least not from god.
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 жыл бұрын
Well of course not. Also you should note that genesis is the myth in which christian monotheism originates. Mythologicaly speaking it is the god El (which is the origin god of Yahwee) subjugating the last remaining god from his original pantheon which is his wife Ishtar (also called Inanna) thereby gaining her powers in addition to his own and becoming a single omnipotent god (as opposed to a pantheon of gods each with limited power). Let's recount the story. God (El) creates the man in his image making it a representation of himself. Afterwards he creates the women which is a representation of Ishtar, his wife. He creates the women from a rib of the man (himself) thereby demonstrarting that Ishtars powers are not hers but originate from him.
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 жыл бұрын
Well, you are not really telling me anything new. Also, the story about lillith is part of the original jewish mythology, it's no longer present in the current form of the (christian) bible. And no, "El" is not plural for elohim. It's just an older name for the god described. El was the babylonian god of water and wisdom. That's also why the bible states that in the beginning god's spirit "moved across the face of the waters" (genesis, 1:2). However, in the original myths Inanna, Els daughter (or in other myths regarding the two, his wife) bested El in a drinking game. In his drunkenness El gifted Inanna with the twelve "Me powers". The Me powers are basicaly the power to rule the world. Inanna took the Me powers and hastily made way for her own city of Ur where she was untouchable for El. El, after sobering up tried to get the Me powers back, but inannas servant (the queen of the west) managed to thwart els pursuers. Inanna arrived in Ur and El acknowledged his defeat. But when Inanna retrieved the twelve Me powers, which she had stored in her vulva (no joke, it's actualy what the myths tell you), there were many more powers than before. This was how Inanna in all essentiality became the queen of the gods. If you look at the myths predating the creation of the bible you can see that El took on more and more aspects over time with all of this culminating in (mytholocialy speaking) taking back the powers of inanna in genesis thereby becoming the supreme god. Of course it's not like there are no other gods in the bible. Yahwees struggles with Baal are taking up a good portion of the old testament. But the bible no longer describews them as god but as demons, a classical tactic to dissuade your own flock of doubting and judaism is by far not the first religion to do this.
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 7 жыл бұрын
Quite frankly, i didn't quite understood what your point was to begin with.
@jeffthompson9622
@jeffthompson9622 3 жыл бұрын
Good point!
@bwdoggrooming4482
@bwdoggrooming4482 8 жыл бұрын
It makes no sense to put the fruit there- because God is omnipotent and omnipresent. He would've known Adam and Eve would eat the fruit, as he is all knowing. If he wasn't able to see the future it would've made a little more sense, but even then, why do it? Why tempt us to sin? Why did God want us to stay stupid and ignorant?
@ThaDreamMerchant
@ThaDreamMerchant 7 жыл бұрын
No logic allowed in this comment section!
@momo-ht2oe
@momo-ht2oe 6 жыл бұрын
Thewifeswapped At the time the idea of omniscience was not around. That idea of god evolved later then they try to lie by saying it is the same guy. Try reading the Story of a God by Karen Armstrong she explains how Yaweh evolved
@adaharrisonn
@adaharrisonn 6 жыл бұрын
Thewifeswapped to be fair like, just because you know someone is going to do something that's wrong doesn't make it less wrong
@fourteatwo
@fourteatwo 6 жыл бұрын
Now God would indeed have known what happened which is why he told them that eating from the tree of selfrealisation would make them mortal, thus providing them with the tree of life to become one with God again in Jesus. It is a poetic description of puberty, the danger of rejecting the authority over the self by thinking to be in control of it yourself. Hanging on to your self is what makes you suffer death. If you live in God you can live in every heart. God did not want men to stay stupid as he told them what was right and wrong in eternal truth. He just did not want them to judge right and wrong according to their self interests. It is not the tree of wisdom or knowledge but the tree of realisation of good and evil. In eating from it they exercised free will as we all can, but we also can choose to accept Gods authority and follow him willingly
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, so not eating of it wouldn't mean that humanity *had* to remain stupid and ignorant, only that they would remain eternally innocent and unable to sin (or feel shame, etc...)because they wouldn't be able to comprehend either good or evil on a conceptual level and therefore wouldn't have the ability to violate morals that they would be completely incapable of having.
@butteredmap9064
@butteredmap9064 5 жыл бұрын
“Damnit” Kills me everytime the snake says that
@gorgenfol
@gorgenfol 7 жыл бұрын
but, hang on, didn't the snake get its legs removed as a punishment and therefore it still has to have its legs in this portrayal? Because they didn't eat from whatever-gives-knowledge-of-good-and-evil-to-be-inserted-here yet... mmmmh.
@jaimelannister1797
@jaimelannister1797 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah as the punishment the snake had to crawl on it’s belly
@RobNurgundy
@RobNurgundy 14 жыл бұрын
Another great vid NSC. It never occured to me how the temptation of adam and eve started even before the serpent with god puting something that was desirable in the garden in the first place. Substituting the Tree with something repulsive could have changed the outcome ie. the 'Fall'. Given god's all knowingness it would seem he intended them to 'take the bait' because then he could turn on his malevolent charms :oP
@Esnaklive
@Esnaklive 7 жыл бұрын
Ha! I had an ad for a bible app.
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 5 жыл бұрын
Israel Institute of Biblical Studies, here.
@Pillowpants8495
@Pillowpants8495 11 жыл бұрын
I love this! The Stinking Bog of the Knowledge of Good and Evil!
@geigy
@geigy 13 жыл бұрын
Wow! Your artwork is improving. Gotta say. The sweep of the view of the GoE is breathtaking, and the oblique viewpoint on Adam and Eve is very nicely composed.
@MannyXj1
@MannyXj1 13 жыл бұрын
Nonstamp, your Eve voice is priceless! I laughed too hard. You're awesome man!
@Metal7771
@Metal7771 12 жыл бұрын
Eve: "...wish he never made that revolting mess with it's freaking stench." Satan: "Damnit!" IDK why but that part made me bust out laughing! XD
@enterkramer
@enterkramer 4 жыл бұрын
NSC's stick figure art style here is much more believable than actually trying to imagine what the genesis days actually looked like. :|
@richo61
@richo61 14 жыл бұрын
"Genesis - how it should have ended." Very funny!
@user-dk4gm3xm6h
@user-dk4gm3xm6h 3 жыл бұрын
So why make the tree in the first place then?
@fearandloathing9976
@fearandloathing9976 3 жыл бұрын
Good and evil fruit is high in vitamin C and god didn’t want to get scurvy
@volodask
@volodask 11 жыл бұрын
Haha, the children speak Polish! :D
@alukuhito
@alukuhito 4 жыл бұрын
And Adam, Eve, and God speak Australian English.
@LarsPallesen
@LarsPallesen 3 жыл бұрын
A little known fact - Adam and Eve were Polish :-)
@chinggiskhan6678
@chinggiskhan6678 3 жыл бұрын
@@LarsPallesen What? No they weren't!
@maklovitz
@maklovitz 5 ай бұрын
2:36 haha
@azophi
@azophi Жыл бұрын
As a former calvinist the answer is pretty much … yes. God made the world knowing full well that Adam and Eve would sin, he did that for His glory
@haleemabdurahman5151
@haleemabdurahman5151 8 ай бұрын
Simplicity is addictive.. These videos are dangerously addictive...
@ApostateInParadise
@ApostateInParadise 5 жыл бұрын
Having Mormon temple flashbacks from this.
@LarsPallesen
@LarsPallesen 3 жыл бұрын
Anyway, what was God thinking when he put the Tree of Knowledge with the forbidden fruit in the midst of the Garden of Eden? Who was it for? What was its purpose? People say it was the snake (Satan) who tempted Adam and Eve. I'd argue it was God when he put a tree with forbidden fruit in that garden.
@a.bagasm.7253
@a.bagasm.7253 3 жыл бұрын
Mightve been the popular answer one. to test them, their faith
@AssassinoJake
@AssassinoJake 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.bagasm.7253 Faith in what? They know god exists cause they spoke to him. And why would an all knowing being, who knows all the hair on my head, everything i have done and will do, and knew me before i knew myself test Adam and Eve? Wouldn't God already know?
@nolimit4117
@nolimit4117 3 жыл бұрын
Did Adam and Eve have free will? if so, the tree couldn't be there to give them a chance to follow God. And if Adam and Eve didn't have free will, then them eating the apple is what gave them free will. That means, they were supposed to eat the apple🍎
@bitshifter9191
@bitshifter9191 4 жыл бұрын
Nice work NSC! You could have had termites eat the tree - reset - beavers chew it down to make a dam - reset - animals eat all the fruit - reset. The possibilities are endless ... maybe even eternal :) Given God's track record of "perfect" creation, Hell won't turn out as he planned and end up being an EPIC rave.
@juanpedrodelacruz7348
@juanpedrodelacruz7348 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, where are the dinosours during Adam and Eve.
@heyho7455
@heyho7455 7 жыл бұрын
Genesis does what nintendon't
@j919or
@j919or 13 жыл бұрын
In 1997, a team of eight research scientists known as the RATE group (Radioisotopes and the Age of The Earth) set out to investigate the assumptions commonly made in standard radioisotope dating practices (also referred to as single-sample radioisotope dating). Their findings were significant and directly impact the evolutionary dates of millions of years.
@xunatz
@xunatz 14 жыл бұрын
Short, yet one of your better ones! Great work and thanks very much, I really enjoyed watching it.
@tylermanning4321
@tylermanning4321 4 жыл бұрын
Eve pretty cute ngl
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 6 жыл бұрын
Yahweh is susceptible to boredom?
@bilbeman4125
@bilbeman4125 6 жыл бұрын
Why else would he start up this awful muck of a universe? The same reason we watch soap operas: it passes the time.
@theoffchannel2054
@theoffchannel2054 5 жыл бұрын
He's susceptible to regret despite being all knowing and perfect.
@Brunofromaraguari
@Brunofromaraguari 2 жыл бұрын
This channel is amazing. New subscriber from Brazil 🇧🇷
@kingheathen
@kingheathen 14 жыл бұрын
OH BOY! The suspense is killing me! I wonder what he changed!!!! (I love the take on making the forbidden thing something that they wouldn't desire in the first place...I can't say I've ever seen anyone take that approach even as simple and obvious as it is now that you've pointed it out.)
@babblgamgummi6029
@babblgamgummi6029 6 жыл бұрын
I thought take #1 was gonna be lilith
@robertwilliams570
@robertwilliams570 3 жыл бұрын
Just a thought how did Adam and Eve understand the concept of death? It was never explained
@bangtanbangtan8338
@bangtanbangtan8338 3 жыл бұрын
don't expect much from a book written by iron age men
@sigmaoctantis1892
@sigmaoctantis1892 3 жыл бұрын
Also, as they had no knowledge of the good/evil distinction, they could not have known there was a distinction between obedience and disobedience on a good/evil scale.
@adamc1966
@adamc1966 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely...just proof it was written by men for the control over other men. Nothing holy about it.
@iThomas2000
@iThomas2000 5 жыл бұрын
This is the inspiration for The Good Place
@maynadvel3461
@maynadvel3461 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love the most about this video is the Caesar's game audio!
@ASAP_Kenny
@ASAP_Kenny 3 жыл бұрын
Why was it a sin for cane to kill Abel if god never told him not to? If he naturally knew it was bad then doesn’t that mean god didn’t create morals? We already had them from the start?
@Mauricekaip
@Mauricekaip 3 жыл бұрын
And if they ate from the tree of good and evil, why were laws even written down?
@ashwintytus4339
@ashwintytus4339 11 жыл бұрын
Was god afraid man will become god's equal if he also ate from the tree of life? Knowledge+immortality=God?
@j919or
@j919or 13 жыл бұрын
Nah unless we have love for the creator everything gets boring quickly. We learn to fall in love with the creator when we realize that he knows best and that he loves us despite our lack of love for Him. 1. He knew best bc evil/disobedience causes pain and chaos 2. He loved us on the cross that we nailed Him to.
@viridismonasteriense
@viridismonasteriense 13 жыл бұрын
@MartyJSwizzle "No, that doesn't mean they WERE there. But, you can’t assume they WEREN’T there either." Yes, we CAN assume they weren't there, just like we CAN assume there were no dragons present.
@pjanoo6973
@pjanoo6973 5 жыл бұрын
Genesis 1:29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. Thanks for toxic hemlock and poison oak god.
@pyknicporpoise8121
@pyknicporpoise8121 7 жыл бұрын
Wait, but Adam and Eve couldn't procreate before eating the apple.
@jonboy9734
@jonboy9734 7 жыл бұрын
Guess Eve wanted the D.
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 6 жыл бұрын
Why not? It wasn't childbirth per se that was her punishment, but that it would hurt so much. But she still had to have children regardless.
@Durchbrechen
@Durchbrechen 14 жыл бұрын
NSC, you're a genius. When a vid of yours comes out, it makes my day.
@MartyJSwizzle
@MartyJSwizzle 13 жыл бұрын
@BrokenAeroVT - The difference is that if the bond-servant was “sold for debt, or for a crime, was to serve but six years, and to go out the seventh. If he sold himself, through poverty, both his work and his usage must be such as were fitting for a son of Abraham.”
@Pillowpants8495
@Pillowpants8495 11 жыл бұрын
The fart sounds coming from the bog was a nice touch.
@charlesluis2035
@charlesluis2035 3 жыл бұрын
the weird thing about it is that why would "God" punish Adam and Eve for something Adam and Eve didn't even know, I just noticed that "God" created Adam and Eve without having the knowledge of what's good and evil because the Good and evil is wrapped up in the apple, which means that Adam and Eve didn't know that disobeying God's order was right nor wrong, and for the people that are saying that this is just common sense, then why would "God" create the tree in the first place if he made Adam and Eve with the possession of common sense
@omosolafemi7093
@omosolafemi7093 2 жыл бұрын
I spend most of my time on the KZfaq app because of this channel ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@lennon7978
@lennon7978 2 жыл бұрын
Thats a pretty bad statement, go work out and have some fresh air
@TheOkami1113
@TheOkami1113 11 жыл бұрын
It's surprising that the children these revoltingly bad stories were told didn't notice how stupid they were, and simply didn't retell them to their children.
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 13 жыл бұрын
@j919or It has been shown that slight changes in decay rate are possible. And it may even be be possible that yet unknown mechanisms have changed the decay rates. However, this would have severe consequences. Every time an isotope decays into its daughter element a certain amount of heat is released. If the decay rate increases, the same total heat is released, just over a shorter period of time. Right now, this heat keeps the Earth's core molten.
@BenWillBarrows
@BenWillBarrows 14 жыл бұрын
In the sumerian mythology that Genesis is based on, the chief god Enlil's reason for The Flood was that the noise of the humans having sex kept him awake at night. In the Bible, The Flood WAS God's attempt at starting again.
@averagebear1
@averagebear1 14 жыл бұрын
Great vid, very thoughtful. I once had a discussion with a creationist and asked what would life be like without death? What would lions, sharks, and crocidiles eat? Eucalyptis leaves? Within a few months of creation, Adam and Eve would be up to necks in bunnies!!! What if germs never died? Hand sanitizer would be useless. How would ever find a parking place at the mall? Just imagine the traffic jams.
@evanwilliams8271
@evanwilliams8271 6 жыл бұрын
An ad saying showing the wonderful fusion between reason & faith popped up before this video. Reason + Faith= ReasonableFaith
@creamncheese7761
@creamncheese7761 3 жыл бұрын
You see kids. It all started with Genesis... THE SEGA GENESIS!!!!!
@billycassells2000
@billycassells2000 2 жыл бұрын
No sin means no Netflix for the gods.
@Antitheist
@Antitheist 14 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your using subtext at the end. Much better than spelling out what God meant by wanting to change something. I'm a screenwriter and on-the-nose dialog drives me nuts! So thanks. And great job, as usual.
@MrFungus420
@MrFungus420 11 жыл бұрын
"man is become as one of us" And, the usual defense against the possible point of this also meaning that there are multiple gods is that god was using the royal "us".
@WolfriksWorld
@WolfriksWorld 14 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought my clever arsenal of ways to upset fundies was full... You're awesome NSC!
@HODthunderwolf
@HODthunderwolf 14 жыл бұрын
OMG that was just plain brilliant! I love it when you bring out new vids and this just shows why. I laughed so hard at this while also thinking, wow, that would have worked. awesome vid, 11/10
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 12 жыл бұрын
@j919or Let's get one thing straight first, the mammoth did not drown. There is no trace of that in its lungs. Now, elephants naturally take very long to digest food. Since mammoths are their ancestors, we can assume they did too. After it died in the mudslide, the cold mud preserved it and the underlying permafrost would have frozen the carcass in several hours.. Another possibility is that there could have been a flash freezing.
@TheCurmudgen
@TheCurmudgen 14 жыл бұрын
Ha, good one. Putting that supposed tree in there is like placing a bowl of candy in front of a small child and instructing him not to eat.
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 13 жыл бұрын
@j919or U-235 and U-238 provide a means to verify the assumption of how much of the parent and daughter elements the sample started with. Uranium's daughter element is lead. Common lead contains a mixture of four isotopes. Since the proportions of the lead isotopes are very nearly constant, lead-204 (not produced by radioactive decay) can be used to accurately estimate the original quantities of lead-206 and lead-207. This gives us an accurate estimate of the original daughter element.
@viridismonasteriense
@viridismonasteriense 13 жыл бұрын
@GoblinXXX Thank you. You're very kind.
@RetroComicHero
@RetroComicHero 14 жыл бұрын
Here's what happened : god imagined a world without the tree and saw it wasn't very good. Humans lived their own lived their own life and forgot about god. He didn't want this to happen so he imagined and then created a world with the tree because he knew it would give him the control over us and allow him to play with our fear of hell because we would be all sinners after eating from that tree. He liked that because he is crazy about being worshiped.
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 12 жыл бұрын
@j919or A flash-freezing would've been unlikely since they're rare in nature. However, it froze 40000 years ago, during the last glacial period. Temperatures would have been extremely low at that time. And remember, elephants take up to 2.5 days to digest their food. We can assume mammoths did as well.
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 12 жыл бұрын
@j919or Not sure, most scientists believe it was buried in a landslide. The cold mud would have acted as a preservative and the underlying permafrost completing the process by freezing the carcass. "Mummifying," is a process quite easily done in such a cold environment.
@RobbithThePengin
@RobbithThePengin 14 жыл бұрын
Great video NonStampCollector! i really enjoy your work and find it very entertaining! please continue to make great videos such as this!
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 13 жыл бұрын
@j919or This study is based on the premise that radiometric dating techniques must always yield concordant ages for radiometric dating to be valid. Most often, radiometric dating results do agree. However, the Earth's surface is constantly being rearranged through volcanism, tectonics and erosion. Such rearranging cannot occur without impacting some of the isotopes in rocks.
@kyoyameganebereznoff
@kyoyameganebereznoff 11 жыл бұрын
I don't like it when people say things like "God got me here. I thank him for getting me this promotion." If God is too busy to stop civil war in Rwanda, what is he doing getting people job promotions?
@memoryhero
@memoryhero 14 жыл бұрын
Simple, to the point, illuminating, razor sharp: as is the best of your other work. Great one, NSC!
@cytherina
@cytherina 12 жыл бұрын
This is a very good thing to question about the whole Fall of Man thing: Did god REALLY want an eternal paradise, especially when he ran the risk of our Fall by placing the tree in the Garden, and should technically have known about what would happen, being omniscient and all...or did he screw around a bit so he has something to do?
@TimD.Morand
@TimD.Morand 14 жыл бұрын
@proceo12 I actually didn't expect anybody to respond to my comment, but I really appreciate that you took the time to write. Nice of you.
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 12 жыл бұрын
@j919or That mammoth frozen in permafrost in Siberia was thought to have died about 40000 years ago. As I said before, a 100 foot layer of permafrost can form in just a few thousand years. The one in Russia was buried for about 37000 years. As for how they got their, well, they froze. Then got buried under snow, then permafrost formed on them.
@Ingmatter
@Ingmatter 13 жыл бұрын
Favorite story in the bible ever. Order adam and eve to not eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, when such an instruction would require they understand that eating from the tree was evil, and not eating was good. god must have been high or something.
@DeBunx
@DeBunx 14 жыл бұрын
Great stuff, NSC. Always looking forward to your next project.
@j919or
@j919or 13 жыл бұрын
Mount Ngauruhoe is located on the North Island of New Zealand and is one of the country’s most active volcanoes. Eleven samples were taken from solidified lava and dated. These rocks are known to have formed from eruptions in 1949, 1954, and 1975. The rock samples were sent to a respected commercial laboratory (Geochron Laboratories in Cambridge, Massachusetts). .
@wilfredthebold
@wilfredthebold 14 жыл бұрын
@SpecialElisa That would be a crazy long song too. Can you imagine all the Israelites getting around the campfire to sing Genesis? They wouldn't get to go to sleep until the next week.
@MartyJSwizzle
@MartyJSwizzle 13 жыл бұрын
@Cootabux - The bondservants were to be treated as property- I.E. They were not to be released at the year jubilee, nor before nor after; unless they obtained their liberty, either by purchase, which they might make themselves, or by the means of others, or else by a writing under their master's hand dismissing them from his service; or in case they were maimed by him, then he was obliged to let them go free (Ex. 21:26).
@JesusCockInAllahAss
@JesusCockInAllahAss 14 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Talk about selling out. I mean, just take a look at how fancy the animation is getting these days! Sorry man, but all these luscious widescreen shots of trees and multiple bodies all running around with professional sound effects and everything.... I just.... I just... I just can't take the complexity! Waaaaah!!!!!
@deadshot1995
@deadshot1995 13 жыл бұрын
@j919or As a result, it is perfectly reasonable that different isotope systems will yield different ages when rock has experienced certain geologic events. (Like volcanic activity).
@MARI0LAND
@MARI0LAND 14 жыл бұрын
Great video! Allthough I suspect Jahwe was just pretending to be bored and really did the reset because he realised that without death and a lot of happy incest children the earth would sometimes run out of space and he would have to create another one...
@GoblinXXX
@GoblinXXX 13 жыл бұрын
@viridismonasteriense The triumph of reason and logic over desperate, pathetic apologetics is always a thing of beauty to behold.
@browncoat697
@browncoat697 10 жыл бұрын
There's a good reason that in many fictional settings, the gods and goddesses within derive their sustenance or life force (or whatever, depends on the setting) from prayer. When people stop believing in these things, they fade away and "die." Refer to God Needs Prayer Badly on TvTropes.
@MartyJSwizzle
@MartyJSwizzle 13 жыл бұрын
@BrokenAeroVT - The only exception is in Ex. 22:18 of the OT under the Mosaic Law which does not specify how a witch is to die & is only applicable inside the boundaries of Israel; which no longer applies to Christians.
@Aresftfun
@Aresftfun 14 жыл бұрын
I never thought of a different choice in the food, just that he shouldnt have put the fruit there. Pretty good.
@Plepple
@Plepple 12 жыл бұрын
Lovely! Neither Adam nor Eve knew right from wrong before eating the fruit, yet their god deemed their act so horrendous that every person to come had to pay for it. At least until he sacrificed himself, to himself to change his own mind.
@GoblinXXX
@GoblinXXX 13 жыл бұрын
@MartyJSwizzle I dare say most of us who aren't Christian *ANY MORE* realized how ludicrous these stories were from reading the bible when we still were. I paid attention in Sunday School, and that led directly to my atheism.
@evilotakuneko
@evilotakuneko 14 жыл бұрын
NSC is epic win. BionicDance is epic win. What would a collaboration between the two be? LEGENDARY.
@MartyJSwizzle
@MartyJSwizzle 13 жыл бұрын
@viridismonasteriense - "There is a time for everything, & a season for every activity under the heavens: a time to be born & a time to die, a time to plant & a time to uproot, a time to kill & a time to heal, a time to tear down & a time to build, a time to weep & a time to laugh, a time to mourn & a time to dance, a time to embrace & a time to refrain from embracing, a time to be silent & a time to speak, a time to love & a time to hate, a time for war & a time for peace." ~ Ecc 3:1-8
@Fastlan3
@Fastlan3 14 жыл бұрын
@dmVAbdul Yeah, he also wrote "the more discordant, therefore, and incredible, the divine mystery is, the more honour is shown to God in believing it, and the nobler is the victory of faith." Science actually shown "god" less, and therefore he felt it was even a greater honor to believe in "god". Bacon had a fixation with nobility and was a person who believed people need "god" to be "good". But also wanted separation of church and state.
@theferretman2157
@theferretman2157 5 жыл бұрын
Aw, for thousands of years no child went into the big, makes sense.
@kendrajade6688
@kendrajade6688 5 жыл бұрын
Well they didn't eat from it, at least.
@theferretman2157
@theferretman2157 5 жыл бұрын
@@kendrajade6688 odd still.
@boneappletea3858
@boneappletea3858 3 жыл бұрын
I think that book was made to point out absurdity to enlighten but it backfired.
@americanmuscle3090
@americanmuscle3090 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like a just ate a bite of an apple. My eyes are so wide open now.
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