Ted Cruz's Heated Airport Exchange, Unvaxxed Voters Love Trump & Giuliani’s Totally True Putin Story

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Spring is upon us, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee giving Republican Senators a chance to compete in the Subtle Racism Jamboree, a video of a man who looks suspiciously like Ted Cruz made the rounds after a heated exchange with an airline employee, Rudy Giuliani emerged from his crypt to make an appearance on a Newsmax show called “Wise Guys,” Trump currently leads Biden by 43 points among unvaccinated voters in 2024, a clever bicyclist in D.C. slowed down the big vaccine mandate trucker convoy protest, a Russian burger chain called “Uncle Vanya’s” is making a splash after McDonald’s shut down operation in the country, a dog was put up for adoption for “being gay,” and Cousin Sal stopped by the LA Marathon to cause some trouble.
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@chrisjames3087 2 жыл бұрын

Ted's own kids won't hug him.

@sevenoreo 2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I love the bicycle slow roll for the convoy of nonsense

@PK-bh1ww 2 жыл бұрын

Me too It was hilarious! Wish I had thought of doing that and could. :-)

@andyreidsmustache9247 2 жыл бұрын

Just wait until they get a convoy of bicycles.

@smokeydoke100 2 жыл бұрын

I can't even imagine the damage he must have done to that poor city when he was mayor.

@bullrider6264 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jimmy, this is a perfect reason why we are going to Vote BLUE and safe our Democracy and constitution from these morons.

@oldeskoolnana7543 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. ✌🌻

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

You voted for a dementia patient. It is not the conservatives trying to change the constitution.

@simplyformusic2974 2 жыл бұрын

I fell sad when I realised how much truth is being changed or obscured in the American media.

@ssglbc1875 2 жыл бұрын

Biden sniffs girls hair and forgets what state he’s in and forgot what country was being invaded by iraq

@mikesmith3064 2 жыл бұрын

U have. Nerve. Look what that old man has done to our country in 2 yrs. How's gas? Hows inflation? How u like the war? You people are mindless sheep zombies created by the media.

@DB800187 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy is certified batshit crazy!!😂😂

@JeepersCreepers58 2 жыл бұрын

Don't say bat you may offend China. Don't say *** you may offend the ****. Etc. Wow, the US is really turning towards dictatorship. Thought we used to have freedom of speech. If it looks like a frog and hops like a frog and says ribbit, it's a freaking frog. You call it what it is. I'm not going to call my hamburger a filet mignon.

@jimmythebold589 2 жыл бұрын

@@JeepersCreepers58 irrelevant blather. non sequitur much?

@JeepersCreepers58 2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmythebold589 My point has been made.

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy took down the organized crime families in New York.

@cyriewilson3170 2 жыл бұрын

If they’re hugging Ted Cruz; it to subtlety check him for a weapon.

@doloresvillanueva2242 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the stress release, Jibby Kibble. I love watching you!

@acikawu-tang5178 2 жыл бұрын

Yesterday here in Windsor Ontario Canada across Detroit Michigan, we don't have to wear masks any more. And I don't have any shot's, and never got flue shot's ever in my life. Thank God. Let's see, hopefully this lasts.

@lindawilliams429 2 жыл бұрын

Ted Cruz probably threw up that "do you know who I am" defense. Sir, everyone knows who you are. But not for the reasons you think.

@philipsoppe1948 2 жыл бұрын

He should be put on no flyer lists

@dulcieparker7425 2 жыл бұрын

Especially at an airport. No.. we didn't forget, sir! Nice try. Any attention, even bad, is good, I guess. If that's all one can get!

@randyronny7735 2 жыл бұрын

I heard on a tube video that he did do that.

@hurithinkbefore1340 2 жыл бұрын

"Sir"?

@randyronny7735 2 жыл бұрын

@@JDog_Unchained It was now on CBS and Inside Edition (with partial video).

@mrbroeders 2 жыл бұрын

Cruz ' The captain will come up to me in tears, hug me and say Sir, sir, thank you for your service'. Straight BS right out of the Trump Book of Lies

@gregbors8364 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody likes Ted Cruz. Toleration is the best he can expect

@mikehatfield1531 2 жыл бұрын

Service? What does he do?

@marievignolo5449 2 жыл бұрын

"Trumpsylvania" and "Recount Dracula" killed me.

@twill9278 2 жыл бұрын

Former Cruz Harvard classmate; "You always knew when Ted was around, and not in a good way."

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

Ted is a minority.

@badweathergaming4929 2 жыл бұрын

The cyclist is perfect, you cant get mad at him for doing the exact thing they are doing (interfering traffic in protest). Big props to that guy.

@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 2 жыл бұрын

But they threw a hissy fit claiming ANTIFA interference. It's madness.

@garyberger9257 2 жыл бұрын

@@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence Both of you are talking BIG FACTS

@jefffuller9918 2 жыл бұрын

"How dare you protest us when we are protesting."

@williamplatt1641 2 жыл бұрын

@@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence well then the bicycle guy must be antifa. I always wondered what he looked like, since antifa gets blamed for so much gop interference by the people who create most of their own problems!

@boiledcrap 2 жыл бұрын

Props to him, I guess. But all it takes is one person to snap and realize the law of physics 🚴💥🚛

@lorenrenee1 2 жыл бұрын

To that cyclist-Never doubt one person can change the world.

@suzyrottencrotch5132 2 жыл бұрын

Russia doing gods work

@frankrodriguezit 2 жыл бұрын

🙏🏽👍🏽

@wellnative1 2 жыл бұрын

❤️💪🏽

@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “The Lord will be king over the whole earth. On that day there will be one Lord, and his name the only name.” ‭‭Zechariah‬ ‭14:9‬ ‭NIV‬‬ Y

@davel9514 2 жыл бұрын

@@suzyrottencrotch5132 Killing people? Thanks for letting us know what your god is 🤣

@karilee6037 2 жыл бұрын

And if anyone watched the hearings, Senator Cruz was combative and abrasive. I’m embarrassed to admit I currently live and vote in Texas. Certainly not for him however,

@justisiempre4105 2 жыл бұрын

@Kari Lee, Hopefully, you all will get him outta office next election cycle. He's........... exactly!¡

@peonyflowers23 2 жыл бұрын

Same here. He’s such an embarrassment

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

So would you vote for Beto.

@hughjorgan2888 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you experience any unexpected interruptions along the way". Hilirious!!!😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣

@Aalisrocklist 2 жыл бұрын

someone from the Giuliani family please put Rudy in assisted living before he gets himself hurt or something ffs

@MultiMicelle 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but Biden needs to be in old people home more than Rudy, my god, falling down the steps to air force one, confused all the time, mumbling his speech, forgets where he is at... who, is really running our country?

@cryptnick_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiMicelle get bent, maga troll. President Biden fell UP the stairs, as it happens to many other people out there too, even if they're only half President Biden's age. trumpy, on the other hand, needed help and a General's hand to tiptoe DOWN a ramp. PATHETIC. 😂😂😂

@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiMicelle I wanted to laugh, (who doesn’t want to laugh at the President?)but was impressed he got up by himself and sprinted a couple steps. Trump walking up the air force one steps with toilet paper on his heel…no fall can top the idiocy of that 😂

@cryptnick_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@ToneTraveler Hahahaaa oh the toilet paper incident. That was hilarious. 😂

@MultiMicelle 2 жыл бұрын

@@ToneTraveler didn't see that one...

@andybaldman 2 жыл бұрын

Like Lindsey Graham’s ‘word’ means anything after the last statements he made regarding Supreme Court appointments.

@louisecollard2320 2 жыл бұрын

He sounded as drunk as he was after the riot

@peace4myheart 2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Putin promising a ceasefire

@deniseboldea1624 2 жыл бұрын

The Judge already did a good job of refraining from laughing at Lindsey as he was speaking.

@deniseboldea1624 2 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Paine Don't you mean MAGA traitor?

@maryelizabeth6797 2 жыл бұрын

His word is about as valid as Rudy’s.

@furball8967 2 жыл бұрын

I just laughed the moment Rudy started to laugh 😂 ....they ALL looked ridiculous! Like some ghoulish television sitcom.

@jeanneratterman4174 2 жыл бұрын

Creep-fest. Uerrrgh!

@blairbrown4812 2 жыл бұрын

The whole reason the show is called, "Wiseguys," is because the entire cast is likely made up of mafiaoso that Rudy struggled for most of his young life to put away and now must work alongside because they are the only ones who will barely 🙄 tolerate him now.😒

@AlaneLane 2 жыл бұрын

I know 🤣🤣🤣

@drewmiller3462 2 жыл бұрын

"Why is she sleeping? She passed away Wednesday" omg I've never laughed so hard in my life.

@fretnesbutke3233 2 жыл бұрын

The 'F' word? That's easy..'Fascist'.

@bartulis8036 2 жыл бұрын

That bicyclist truly did bring a smile to my face

@twistedviewlabs 2 жыл бұрын

Sal with the clutch throwback - "Mayor Tom Bradley!". With that, I have a sudden urge to listen to Randy Newman

@thomassicard3733 2 жыл бұрын

Thumbs up for all of your stuff, Jimmy.

@2bunnies254 2 жыл бұрын

The cyclist is great. Watched him elsewhere and someone kept yelling at him about the trucks behind him and he kept yelling back "what, I can't here you". Doing al this just to aggravate the truckers.

@greatspirit 2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that just special... So many woke disinformation mules licking Creepy Kimmel's boot.

@mariatorres5563 2 жыл бұрын

Were did you see him??

@nugboy420 2 жыл бұрын

Where was this lol

@Foolish188 2 жыл бұрын

@@greatspirit Woke is the constant refrain of racists. Good work identifying yourself.

@aircraftcarrierwo-class 2 жыл бұрын

@@greatspirit I hope Uncle Vlad pays you in something other than rubles, considering your precious dictator made your country's currency functionally worthless.

@sophistichistory4645 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy Giuliani......."Recount Dracula". That's gold, Jerry.......GOLD!!!

@ritawarde5518 2 жыл бұрын

See how one person on a bicycle and a dream can make a huge difference thank you !!! 🇺🇸

@christopherschmidt1469 2 жыл бұрын

Why does Ted keep having issues with airports? Think he should stick to just driving and not be allowed to leave DC unless he can fly home with the other state Senator to Texas. He needs to be in timeout for a long time for his disrespect to airport staff.

@stuckn.derplahoma562 2 жыл бұрын

From America's mayor to Treason's jester.

@serpentines6356 2 жыл бұрын

@John Smith How's all that begging Biden is doing with terrorist state Iran, using a Russian mediator, eh?

@juliebiggerbear7300 2 жыл бұрын

That woman DID NOT want to sit next to Rudy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@billycloudy9078 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and I don’t think those “diners” in the background are excited to be clapping for him…. They are definitely getting paid!!🤣

@reneethornton9228 2 жыл бұрын

Cousin Sal is great I could not stop laughing.

@carlambroson8872 2 жыл бұрын

Haha That bicyclist deserves a medal!

@terrencethomas2954 2 жыл бұрын

Airline stewardess: "I'd rather hug a cactus."

@gwick358 2 жыл бұрын

Thank God that dog is safe. Those people are too stupid to own a dog.

@clberka 2 жыл бұрын

Yes. that dog could have been put down. What the hell is wrong with people. We don't deserve dogs. They're too good for us.

@lorifrier8921 2 жыл бұрын

I live in Stanly County, 😳. ! I about choked 😆 when I heard that ... small town NC is very interesting to put it nicely! A LOT of the trump loonies.... I really don’t fit in here lol...

@inthenameofthefather.7240 2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love dogs more than people.

@SJ-vb3tg 2 жыл бұрын

My wife was a vet tech way back when...and some of reasons they wanted the dog put down was just as vacuous... At least the owner took the dog to a shelter

@M_SC 2 жыл бұрын

It’s a step up they took him to a shelter as in the past they would have beaten him, possibly to death. The psychos are less violent than they were

@catherineconti5222 2 жыл бұрын

Love ya Jimmy!!

@bheser4842 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at that airport, security was rarely called unless the ticket agents felt threatened. F that guy.

@iChillypepper 2 жыл бұрын

So far the trucker convoy has been destroyed by the DC Beltway, teenage girls flipping the bird, and bikes 😂🤣

@Brandon_388 2 жыл бұрын

Canada did it best 🇨🇦

@sjchevalier07 2 жыл бұрын

That looks like the worst get together at the Olive Garden that I have ever seen!

@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын

It looks like moments before somebody called Sal to take Angelo and have him "sleep with the fishes."

@paulcatalano8726 2 жыл бұрын

No respectable Italian eats at olive garden.

@sjchevalier07 2 жыл бұрын

@@paulcatalano8726 Rudy isn’t a respectable anything, so…

@louisecollard2320 2 жыл бұрын

Those patrons were given a few freebies to applaud for rudy.

@mcrestwood7378 2 жыл бұрын

So glad we are shut of the rudy.....

@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 2 жыл бұрын

“Recount Dracula” 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 Giuliani‘s official name from here forth

@barbaraslater6507 2 жыл бұрын

“Can we put the owner down”....😂

@AlexSeverinski 2 жыл бұрын

CanCruz also whined about the fact that Stacey Abrams had a cameo in the season finale of Star Trek Discovery. Now, I'm no fan of that show, but I think when you played a role in nearly bringing American democracy to an end, jet off to Cancun as your constituents die and then blame your daughters for it after you're shamed into coming back, you lose forever and always any right to be considered seriously by any normal thinking person.

@charlesg7926 2 жыл бұрын

Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro

@sallykelty8238 2 жыл бұрын

@@charlesg7926 Uhhhhhh.....WRONG. 😧

@antifa1370 2 жыл бұрын

I heard he used the old "do you know who I am?" ultimate Karen trope.

@AC3handle 2 жыл бұрын

@@antifa1370 male karen. Or...Malren.

@beesnort3163 2 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for his kids! I would rather have Charles Manson be my dad than that thing.

@garrettq1977 2 жыл бұрын

Given the choice of meeting Ted Cruz, I'd rather have a kidney stone.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 жыл бұрын

Better a temporary pain in the urethra than a permanent pain in the rectum eh.

@Bidenfriend 2 жыл бұрын

Yes freedom of speech I hate !!!

@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

With friends like Ted, who needs flesh eating diseases

@alfonsogutierrez1392 2 жыл бұрын

His wife was praised by trump

@tobiashoyden2644 2 жыл бұрын

Worst pain I've ever endured. Wouldn't wish it on my enemies. But I agree with You 1000%

@ismith275 2 жыл бұрын

Love how Sal motivates! The young lady pushing Grandma at the end was adorable! 🥰

@bobbybricenojr5788 2 жыл бұрын

Loving the cousin Sal at the marathon segment...freakin hilarious 😂

@ajulianrobertsjr 2 жыл бұрын

You should find that cyclist and bring him on your show!

@reverendmonique-mariebray2436 2 жыл бұрын

"The subtle racism jambory" = confirmation hearing. Good one!

@224catlinc 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Jimmy!

@lexslate2476 2 жыл бұрын

Not sure what's more baffling. The notion that anyone, airline employee or otherwise, might like anything Ted Cruz has ever done or said, or the idea that the racism on display from Senate Republicans was in any way subtle.

@MorganMalfoy13 2 жыл бұрын

Ted's getting random hugs like I'm winning the lottery every week. Without buying a lotto ticket.

@douglasdavis8395 2 жыл бұрын

"They come up to me, big, strong men, who have never cried, and they have tears in their eyes, and they say, "Sir, thank you for..."

@emart6156 2 жыл бұрын

Is cancun Cruz the humpy or the humper.

@donelltarver7371 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@bgonza2 2 жыл бұрын

@@emart6156 E Mart, since you mentioned Cancun, in reference to Ted Cruz, may I please know what is your honest general opinion regarding México, Mexicans, and Mexican culture both good and/or bad? I'm just curious thank you.

@robertdraper5782 2 жыл бұрын

I bet Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson doesn't cry during her conformation so they will just call her emotionless.

@petergallo7997 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think she likes Cerveza 🍻 like Kavanaugh

@pannachawangkul585 2 жыл бұрын

Confirmation?

@robertdraper5782 2 жыл бұрын

@@pannachawangkul585 See that's what happens when you mix pain killers and beer.

@richlantz3442 2 жыл бұрын

@@pannachawangkul585 BWAHAHAHA...😂🤣...RIGHT....!?!?

@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

And she better wear her American flag pin! Obama throw back. The idiot Maga nuts don’t realize this all was done by the Tea Party over 10 years ago.

@astralfluxaf 2 жыл бұрын

The marathon was hilarious 😆

@byronstansberry1638 2 жыл бұрын

The cyclist should be Times Man Of The Year!!! LMAO!!!

@shenanikenz 2 жыл бұрын

Oh god, I’m genuinely horrified at the ovation for Giuliani

@shenanikenz 2 жыл бұрын

Oh god, I continued and it got worse..

@TheBasher-_- 2 жыл бұрын

I mean why be surprised Hillary said in 2016 these are a handbag of the most deplorable people you've ever met.

@shenanikenz 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBasher-_- frankly idgaf what Hillary said about anything at all 😂

@jpistolas 2 жыл бұрын

$20 says she won't cry like Kavanaugh during the hearing.

@nicholasfarrell5981 2 жыл бұрын

$40 says she won't threaten revenge during the hearing like Kavanaugh.

@jessicajaramillo911 2 жыл бұрын

And she won’t say that she loves beer 🍺 😂😂😂

@Ixnatifual 2 жыл бұрын

$60 she never sexually assaulted anybody.

@arvandero 2 жыл бұрын

"You don't have any flights back to DC? What about Cancun?" -TedCruz

@tyrapp262 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, Giuliani yukking it up at a restaurant with some other sad sacks looked pretty cringe.

@llandrin9205 2 жыл бұрын

I won't trust Manchin and Sinema not to vote against Judge Jackson until after the vote takes place.

@peonyflowers23 2 жыл бұрын

Manchin confirmed yesterday that he will vote for her. 🙌🏽

@PK-bh1ww 2 жыл бұрын

@Michael As if :biology is simple.. If it was then cruz and bone heads would be able to understand it. And the difference between "gender identity" and "sexual identity". .

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

She is replacing a far left Judge so it will not be any difference in the decision making

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

@@PK-bh1ww Gender identity is crazy. Define gender now compared to what it has been defined.

@MSolomon751 2 жыл бұрын

That scene of Rudy laughing with them goons has me dying 😂 so dry. It was perfect

@oneirishpoet 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, like a scene outta Good Fellas

@vanessawaters4852 2 жыл бұрын

so creepy

@badweathergaming4929 2 жыл бұрын

First thing I thought of is how it looked like a scene from an Italian mob movie. The outfits, the mannerisms, the look of the restaurant it was all perfect.

@utubby3730 2 жыл бұрын

Just like the phone call!!

@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

When Rudy sneezes children’s under garments fall out of his pant legs and pockets all over the ground. He just shrugs “Children, churches, hehe, legal fees”.

@cindykaywebster4643 2 жыл бұрын

Loved the marathon video!

@supbrahimhammer.421 2 жыл бұрын

“Recount Dracula” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lonestarhero81 2 жыл бұрын

Poor Ted Cruz, he's desperate for a hug, even his daughter won't hug him.😢🤮

@egrace3738 2 жыл бұрын

I take comfort that all this is recorded so his daughters will be able to see what a smuck their daddy is.

@elizabethgrogan8553 2 жыл бұрын

@@egrace3738 His actual name is Raphael Edward Cruz. Looks like he wants to be white

@nicholasfarrell5981 2 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethgrogan8553 Rafael*

@lonestarhero81 2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasfarrell5981 Rafael Eduardo Cruz 😆😅🤣😂

@ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 жыл бұрын

Can you blame them? Their arms are still in a full cast from that time he threw them under the bus for his trip to Cancun. They may not be able to give hugs for quite a few years

@trishhunt4085 2 жыл бұрын

The best line in this monologue is "can we put the owner down?" My thoughts exactly, Jimmy.

@patrician3821 2 жыл бұрын

I was about to write it but you beat me…

@garyberger9257 2 жыл бұрын

@@patrician3821 Me too.

@bikingal4283 2 жыл бұрын

I thought this was an alpha male thing, proving dominance over the other dog... gee what a smart owner...

@markzieg3593 2 жыл бұрын

I’m just glad they gave the dog up. A person like that doesn’t deserve the unconditional love only a dog can give. I hope the little fella finds a happy and kind forever home.

@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 2 жыл бұрын

@@bikingal4283 That's exactly what it is. Would he rather they fight it out? His dog must think he's an idiot!

@JoeMama-bk7rd 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, let's divert our eyes from what's really going on.

@singerbeats8236 2 жыл бұрын

I never wanted to sit beside Guiliani and have my coffee

@hematospermia 2 жыл бұрын

They didn't interview everyone that accused him. The White House gave the FBI an approved list of people to interview.

@phriedokra6158 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you...they caught and COLLECTED 45 in total I believe sexual molestation accusations...we need to impeach him and CLARENCE THOMAS MUST RESIGN ...his wife is a full blown.magat paying for buses to the FORKING coup!!!!!

@phriedokra6158 2 жыл бұрын

@DavidMcFarner 2 жыл бұрын

If Cruze could continue to cover his face after the pandemic, that would be GREAT.

@MsKeebe 2 жыл бұрын

Cover that poorly made merkin!

@peggyivey5828 2 жыл бұрын

I vote for Bidens wife to cover her face.

@michaelaitken2631 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. He could use a plastic bag.... 👍

@msizzygirl1 2 жыл бұрын

@@peggyivey5828 would love to see what you look like! Mrs. Biden is a beautiful, successful woman that your type is alway so jealous of! You are probably living off the government with your brother and 10 children!

@chrisrobinson2221 2 жыл бұрын

Which one? Hell, he got so many. And none good enough to look at.

@TheLastChickenWing 2 жыл бұрын

that cyclist deserves a trophy. He should have training wheels and a squeeky honking horn or bell on the bars. on a pink bike.

@4613tan 2 жыл бұрын

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@davidlang9939 2 жыл бұрын

THE NEWSMAX CLIP PURGED MY BREAKFAST!!

@ahlija 2 жыл бұрын

Glad rudy didnt try to “tuck his shirt in” when he saw the brunette at his table 😂😂

@Wildstar40 2 жыл бұрын

I thought Rudy was going to reach in his coat like he's going for a gun and break out his Remington electric shaver and have a shave at the table.

@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

Rudy was going to molested that poor girl in Borat. It’s on camera, he was busted big time. No repercussions for King Baby’s lawyer though. Rudy is a sick perv, like most Republicans.

@CT-vm4gf 2 жыл бұрын

Lucky she didn’t make him blush and start sweating black liquid.

@carlawilkinson4843 2 жыл бұрын

It was like a comedy skit😂

@dulcieparker7425 2 жыл бұрын

o f u now I'm gonna have nightmares tonite! dammit

@OzzyInSpace 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so thankful these monologues are posted on KZfaq now... I literally look forward to these every night/following morning.

@MAYK1NG 2 жыл бұрын

Right? It's like 'coming home to normal people'.

@charlesg7926 2 жыл бұрын

@dlarta7265 2 жыл бұрын

why?

@charlesg7926 2 жыл бұрын

@@dlarta7265 because Biden is printing a ton of money for useless stuff- which devalues our currency, and the USA is not becoming energy independent and the Democrat party is purposely throwing America under the bus. That’s why

@Swish_God 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Fr!😃😄

@sdcofer52 2 жыл бұрын

Cousin Sal and the LA Marathon was genius!

@karenmathis54 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂! LOL, THANKS FOR A GREAT LAUGH!!

@ymazz2921 2 жыл бұрын

Oh cabbage. Nice tie Rudy. I'm sure the Ukrainians appreciate your "support".

@caroledmonds4070 2 жыл бұрын

Y Mazz, maybe Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman will beg to differ, though. They're in prison, awaiting trial,I think.

@skycloud7637 2 жыл бұрын

Ted "Karen" Cruz...perfect!

@piafunesbakker5095 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jimmy ❣️😃

@drbelanger73 2 жыл бұрын

That biker is my new hero. 🤣

@SashaTheConqueror 2 жыл бұрын

That is such a cool lady who pushed the grandma at the end. 🥰

@akmediascope 2 жыл бұрын

Good news about our wonderful new judge. Cousin Sal was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, Jiimmy

@Mad4Wx 2 жыл бұрын

Keep feeding this nations ignorance. You're fantastic.

@sourapple6604 2 жыл бұрын

Wise Guys with John Tabaccoo 😂🤣😂🤣

@gljm 2 жыл бұрын

As an American of Italian descent, I am embarrassed by the Newsmax segment.

@WBKimmons 2 жыл бұрын

Who cares

@misterdeeds2172 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not Italian and I'm embarrassed. It think this goes well beyond ethnic stereotyping.

@loookaroundyou 2 жыл бұрын

@@WBKimmons Lol I guess you did enough to comment. Or maybe you're highly invested in not caring.

@stumblingmumbler 2 жыл бұрын

@@loookaroundyou 🤣

@tomjones2166 2 жыл бұрын

eh whatcha gonna do? Im walkin here!

@Al69BfR 2 жыл бұрын

„Things that never happened“ for 800. If flight attendees and pilots are so happy to see Ted Cruz, there would be so much videos and selfies with him and airport employees showing him hugging them. You know, what people are doing if they love something.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 2 жыл бұрын

Lol! 😍😂

@BarnaclesBailey 2 жыл бұрын

He just pulled a Trump playbook move.. Trump had said something almost the same, paraphrasing here: "these big tough guys were coming up to me crying saying thank you sir We couldn't have done it without you sir". So stupid. How are people fooled by this?!

@rickkeeton9246 2 жыл бұрын

I think Ted Cruz had been drinking and got mixed up, he wasn’t hugging the flight crew, it was trumps tiny nuts!

@joshua.harazin 2 жыл бұрын

@@BarnaclesBailey I was just about to ask if these random flight attendants are calling him "sir". 🤣

@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 2 жыл бұрын

They're keeping the duct-tape handy.

@terrygoyan3022 2 жыл бұрын

She passed away three days ago...... "I'm a nurse, can I help?" Not unless you can bring back the dead!

@taracurry5816 2 жыл бұрын

Wow-usually you can't even cross the street during a marathon.

@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what those flight attendants must do to Ted's inflight meal...

@daisyelmir1289 2 жыл бұрын

Can we give them all a standing o?! 👏🌼

@biancajade728 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@DonaBlancas 2 жыл бұрын

This guy fly's coach, no meal just chips and soda.

@pablocruise678 2 жыл бұрын

I’m a bus driver in Vegas… I’m so dumbfounded by the way we are treated. You wouldn’t treat your mailman like passengers do. You wouldn’t treat your grocery clerk, garbage man, mechanic, etc… anybody who provides a service… I stand with your comment!!! Careful people, tread lightly.

@davidwoods7408 2 жыл бұрын

Lets give those flight attendants some ideas...... lol

@tvdinner325 2 жыл бұрын

No mention of Anita Hill? Moscow Mitch must have forgotten.

@Cravenfester 2 жыл бұрын

best joke he ever made "put the owner down". finally, a good piece of advice wrapped in a giggle.

@thomassicard3733 2 жыл бұрын

Dammmmitttt! That Los Angeles Marathon bit was FUNNY!!!

@dr.debajyotibose2928 2 жыл бұрын

That bear coming back at Cousin Sal was epic. LOL

@Chuck791 2 жыл бұрын

Cousin Sal is fricken hilarious. Thanks !!

@sherryo360 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir!!!

@johnsmedley5970 2 жыл бұрын

Giuliani looks like Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog commercials!

@elizabethweber6081 2 жыл бұрын

Lol really hehe

@guitarcatlind6075 2 жыл бұрын

Massive respect for that biker. Imagine when the truckers get to DC and people are like "Yeah, the mask mandate isn't a thing anymore." Edit: I guess they're going to think that someone in the government said, "Hey, look at those truckers doing they're job. Let's remove the mask madate!"

@michaeljust1193 2 жыл бұрын

They are still masking kids . How is it "not a thing anymore " ?

@sarawilliams3190 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljust1193 no they're not. Most schools are mask optional in my area, and I'm in a true blue New England state.

@dozzer009 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljust1193 Nope…and I’m in California.

@ToneTraveler 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljust1193 Yeah, um, that Trucker rally isn’t about masks or mandates. It’s just another Trump rally. They lie, watch the live streams.

@michaeljust1193 2 жыл бұрын

@@sarawilliams3190 I take it back if I'm mistaken , however I believe New York still have a mask mandate in place for schoolkids . ( child abuse ) Is this not true ?

@1927su 2 жыл бұрын

Lindsey Graham willingness to humiliating himself in public is always consistent…

@charlesg7926 2 жыл бұрын

Dude I hate to stay the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, energy independence and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro

@randymoran67 2 жыл бұрын

Sweet Lindsey his feminine side is so sweet

@renitaperry5808 2 жыл бұрын

He needs to go back to Mexico.

@renitaperry5808 2 жыл бұрын

@@charlesg7926 while you better think twice. It's another wave of covid coming again.I 💯🎯

@michaelellringer5600 2 жыл бұрын

@@randymoran67 Being he's a Gemini, a sign of duality, a sign of the Twins, you can bet he has 2 sides to him.

@melodydavenport8094 2 жыл бұрын

Table full of crooks

@vcarter0723 2 жыл бұрын

Have you experienced any interruptions during this marathon? 😂🤣

@aliciachristopher6506 2 жыл бұрын

They should confirm her after one day of hearings.

@dulcieparker7425 2 жыл бұрын

o u! smh. the arguements I go back then. Still fresh in my head. I just can't. but thanks for the joke, I'm gonna tell that person next time i talk to him.."Yeah, what about those one day hearings on the latest nomindee"? and see the blank look. "Huh?"

@Brandon_388 2 жыл бұрын

What??