first

I was literally thinking that

@@wyldevin dude why did you say first

Okay

@@wyldevin Last

No you didnt.

@@thedepression950 umm u don't get the joke

@@plaquepoint no i got the joke. Read the comment with angry voice

@@thedepression950 Ooh I read it with a sassy voice. And a Z snap.

Omg I just watched that Wolfenstein video

DoctorFosterGloster i believe he joined the army in 1914

because of the amount of time travellers trying to kill him

Ben Foster Time travellers

Ben Foster I

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That would have been hilarious

Well, he would have been a better father than Adolf's father, that's for sure.

DarkCyberElf (Mylon Requiem) And why is that?

Sigurjonsig Because Hitler's father was a drunkard who beat him constantly. Adolf's mother was the only person in the world he cared about for a long time until he met his wife Eva.

it's weird writing a comment after 2 years,but bro what're you saying is pure bs,Hitler's dad wasn't a bad dad,he was a state official and in Mein Kampf Hitler never stated anything about him being beaten up constantly(anyway it was normal at that time,you don't judge past family based on today's morality),his mother died way before he met Eva and he never truly love Eva,he was in love with his niece which killed herself being restricted from being lovers with some guy,after she died he meet Eva.The reasons Eva became smth in Hitler's life is because she had continuous suicide attempts and Hitler took pity on her.

He changed priorities Invading Poland Or naming the capital Owen sux He clearly made the right choice

Well, no, he must have since that map definitely wasn't Germany's borders.

​@TheMetalCrusade No, it looks like pre-ww2 borders. Lithuania still has memel, and the czechs still have the sudetenland. It isn't modern German borders if that's what you mean.

some one - *Beatles

Wait what happened?

@@macbeth8393 its this movie where they write beetles songs before the beetles do- i dunno last year i was into choir and it was about the beetles music so i knew alot about that then. lmao i don't even remember writing this comment, strange

It was a pretty hardcore American accent

me too

SnikkasHD I didn't understand anything either

SnikkasHD "dieses Torte flascht"?

Maam Moos Du bist totes Fleisch

This never made much sense? I'm current timeline, you'd only Jane thought about killing Hitler after his atrocities, by then which he would not have been easy to kill since he'd be full on Dictator at that point with bodyguards, an army surrounding him, fortress walls etc. Of course you'd only try once you knew of how crimes, amd also have access to period where he was more vulnerable.

​@@TenjinZekkenyou leave Jane out of this. This is our dance

Nah man they watched the first couple minutes of X-Men, he knows all about Hitler now

@@nivekthezombie6767 i thought he walked out cause it was offensive to mutants

@@danielmallory4687 to know how it treated mutants he has to have seen it, so he must have watched a little before that. Probably right after he invited the Wolfenstein dudes over.

Sam S Ohh you're so fucking smart, it's almost as if every person on this planet didn't already know of this paradox.

Sam S And we find a solution for that in one of the Weeping Angle episodes of the new Doctor Who. Use said time machine to warm yourself of what's to happen and tell them they have to do whatever it is you did and warn their version of themselves that they have to do the same thing, and that the warning just has to be continuously passed on and done. That keeps it working. Sure, the event will still happen up to the point it's fixed over and over and over, but it won't get past there.

***** Ah, this makes a lot more sense. Thanks.

You don't know what you're talking about You don't need to make a huge drama of it.

Techiastronamo I'm not. I'm retorting a stupid remark with a sarcastic comment. Also, if you didn't want to make a "huge drama", you wouldn't have commented on the post and brought it back up. So, apparently, you want some kind of drama to be stirred up.

I heard "he's got good Reich"

Mind explaining?

​@@100twistthethird7 reach=Reich

@@100twistthethird7 reach sound like reich, Hitler was trying to make a 1000 year reich

@@willinton06 if you pronounce it right reich is pronounced like rike

We paid 7 strudels, 10 schnitzels, and 13 dreidels.

And their summary was as good as, if not better than, the movie.

Me too, it tasted bad without some nice ketchup!

But then your burguer would have sauce and you don't have a reason to add sauce to it, you don't time travel and never has sauce. Then this repeats itself infinitely

i heard jesus turtle flesh

Marcel Mustermann *seifenscholle?

nah you know nothing about the longer term causes and other shorter causes of WW1. The assassination was simply the trigger.

There was already tension between the countries, so even if you stopped the assassination, the countries would've just used something else as an excuse to fight.

Franz not Hans idiot.

Mathew Willis Autocorrect.

Mathew Willis How the heck should i know? It autocorrects "hahaha" to cambodia

He would say that

No. The joke was that that height is normal/short compared to the average male, and yet Pat made it sound like a big deal.

heyyyyyyyy 5'8" is NOT short......... Average male height is 5'8"........... So its pretty average.....

not in Scandinavia, 5'11 is kind of average

He was 5'9. This is late but idc.

In addition, I'm taking a rough estimate but I think Pat would be quite a bit taller than 5'8".

Actually if you change something like FUCKING WORLD WAR II you will basically destroy... make non existent almost every human from 2015... changing 70 years is pretty much big deal. And somebody's existence can be canceled just by making another sperm reach first, a small push or 1 sec may do it. Also I kind of like the world as it is... and the war helped more than it destroyed, for back times it was bad but for our generation is gold over gold.

For you are Eobard thawne, from the future meaning you know lots about the paradoxes

Seth Tward of course i am the time traveling speedster from the 25th century. Although i use time travel for my personal gain don't really care about anything else ;)

Sounds like the plot of Bioshock Infinite

Young John There is no evidence to support that theory. None at all. It's bogus, non-scientific fantasy.

+Dalek V-1 ... ok... Dalek.

EDUCATE!

+Indoor Kite You Want Me To?

+Dalek Bees You type annoyingly.

He said: "Ihr seid totes Fleisch" with an very english accent, hard to understand.

Does "dead meat" have the same idiomatic meaning in Germany as it does in the States, or would a German give you a serious WTF look if you referred to someone as "totes Fleisch?"

Most germans would probably look at you with "you okay?" since dead meat isn't anything special here.

...yes...

How do you know that?

>tries to greentext on youtube

Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb >tries to make fun of greentexting while greentexting Have fun on reddit buddy.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

+Chase Brewer I 100% guarantee you use Reddit

+Thewonderfulwizardoftheweb I don't know why I opened that.

Well, to be fair, so did Hitler.