And both are true. He complained because he didn't have money. He was bitter. Now he makes money and he STILL complains. He's a hypocrite.

@@everfaithful9272 That doesn't make his complaints untrue

@@everfaithful9272 The second one is definitely not hypocritical

@@everfaithful9272 ah yes, complaining about inequality - the most hypocritical thing one can do

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me too I'm listening to to it rn for the first time

Me too! Laughed my tits off. Now I'm flatchested, bonus!

that laugh is golden

isnt that beef fungus bill?

I sweat to god Ken Jeong too

Lmao I heard that laugh RIGHT as I scrolled down to your comment

He *has* to be, right?! It's such a distinctive laugh!

Chris Manaloe what in the hell the weirdest troll i ever watched happennn

probably not a troll, just a moron.

I can name, like, two people that deserve that.

@@radbug , you appear to have mis-spelled 'cunt'.

He's got a channel on KZfaq where he plays games and talks about marvel comics and stuff, mostly Venom.

He was trying hard to keep the conversation going and finish what he was saying when he brought up being a cart pusher and Dan was interjecting with jokes. lol

I looked it up and their corporate slogan really is "Best Company Ever".

Skuta is a gahdamn boss. That man has seen some (corporate America) shit and has come out clean with a ledger of legit anecdotes.

GF worked for target. Can confirm its a shit company. She got placed(demoted) to head cashier after coming back form having a baby. literally the highest stress area of the store. Then got fired for calling a 'guest' out on using fake coupons. FUCK TARGET. sidenote, the targets in the inland empire southern california area didnt track coupons(did they, tim?!), you can scan and print as many as you like. have at it, youre welcome. fuck you, target.

effluviah You mean Scootah

I zoned out too and got 'no no no wait why are people sniffing things?!'

* peach-n-key * they are trying to feed on heat which implies they eat people die to internal body heat or some shit it would be in the movie don’t think about it

pick up and the shelfs comes off the center rack. The center rack that holds all the shelves are bolted into the concrete slab the entire building sits on. They are bolted in sections if you did knock one over you would have to pull 8 three inch bolts out of the slab. and that would only free about 8 feet of the center rack not the whole isles. If you did manage to get to this point the next aisles bolts would be more than able to catch the weight and stop the domino effect. This is how they are designed to stop people from doing this. When you see videos of shelves falling in stores they arnt bolted to the floors or walls correctly. the shelves will bend and break when you climb on them before the center rack will even think about budging. Again the shelves are held on by weight you lift them to remove them. SO you would have to push forward to get them to tip at all. By the time you got enough people to tip the isle the isle would have been full of people and you could have done a million better things with those numbers to fight the giant centipedes.

Triumphant asperberger story

And sorely underestimated our ability to self-destruct XD

you guys are fucking gay dude

@@justpettet3506 Lol ofc a trump supporter would say that

@@chase7914 trump supporter/ yeah anyone who says gay way to not be a snowflake doggie

@@justpettet3506 you are just further proving the point that all republicans are inconsiderate pricks ty ty

Matt Spicer I've loved him since his first appearance on whose line, such a funny/nice dude!

He brings a lot to this show. VERY funny guy.

Then why don't you marry him? Is it because your good god wouldn't allow it? :p

Has a big dick i hear

He's got such quick wit and genuine warmth, and his and Dan's improv matches perfectly

How far have you gotten?

Finished yet?

then you realize it's the world that's broken

I totally agree dude I feel so awkward when I’m off my mess cause I’m worried about how well I’m actually controlling myself and how fast I can start talking when I’m not monitoring it

they have actually met her and know her work, and say she is a good person, talented....you are a nobody that has no idea what your commenting about,so;.......... im gonna take their word for it.....

Relative Gains yeah, actually Lena Dunham admitted to molesting her little sister. So have fun standing up for sick shit.

He would be a PERFECT fit for RLM

Lmao bring back mortal Kumail

I was just about to say this before I saw your comment. No mention of it on the internet by the way.

which moment?

What moment?

I assumed it was the part with the adderall prescription

Wesley du Plessis you're probably right but she was clearly over thinking it even after Spencer had to clarify he meant Dan felt guilty for abusing a system to get the help he needs.

Lawlhero unless you could force your internal body heat to match that of the cooler almost immediately, you would be the warmest thing inside the cooler. Dead giveaway

I was hoping someone noticed Kumail just playing in the water.

because hes from Pakistan hes still adjusting

I just went down so many comments searching for other people who noticed hahaha

Tomis Muska the worst part about deciding to to read the comments searching for more people who had noticed kumail and the ice bucket was finding weird ass comments like yours

@@matiasneptuniano2127 How can you be a fan of a comedian if you have no sense of humor?

Kind of Ironic coming from Harmon though.

@Herschel Adams Dude. It was a joke and a funny one. Misogyny exists. However most of what third wave feminists claim to be misogyny isnt real misogyny. Responding to a joke with such a serious political rant is a dick move no matter what your political perspective is

@@kashthrills are you directing that at me or the asshole that I called out for being a dick? Because if it's at me you're using a strawman argument.

Unfortunately the Dunham stuff hasn't aged well either. She's had her share of controversy since 2014.

@@Liam-rn1qb I always love how people specify third-wave and make it clear that they have no idea what the difference between the waves are

The Mist

People are saying she molested her sister, but I haven't been able to find anything definitively saying that, so idk if that's true or not. I do know that these days people love jumping on hate bandwagons without any facts, but I don't know if that's what's going on here, because I can't be bothered to do enough research on it because I'm just not that interested in this person. So I don't even know why I'm replying, because I have severely limited information on and interest in this topic.

R u high

Im gonna go one step further and say Goldberg segment: News from lake Harmontown, my hometown.

Luka Giles Can someone enlighten me is adam friends with them or just a random heckler that comes to every show lol

Lost Koz It's an interesting mix of the two

I'd love if someone had courtroom sketch drawings of him in the audience.

ActualAlexandra its an interesting mix of both but mostly the second part hhaha

Some markets have a leg up on the competition.

Allen Drake you win the Internet for the week

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay! That week from 3 months ago was awesome.

Grocerpede horror store

No Frills, All Thrills.

Or a flat bar and a scissor jack

Billbo Baggins I'm not sure, you should search in his name on the Harmontown reddit, I'm sure it will pop up!

Im here to respond to your 5 year old comment

Counterpoint:who fucking cares?

Brent Cromwell he its totally like a child at that moment its great

Me too.

+Drew Dellinger Yeah, in the exact same boat, maybe this isn't referring to the big thing (you'll obviously know what I'm talking about) - maybe there was some other tiny sjw/anon bullshit about a script or some dumb thing, but if they're talking about what (by now at least) anyone would think they're talking about with passing knowledge of her . . . If that's the case, what the fuck

+Drew Dellinger I think it's about how people said she sexually abused her younger sister when they were growing up and wrote about it.

man he's a dude... his girlfriend now wife is probably a friend or fan of Lena. seems like a classic case of pussy whipped. creamy kind.

Because she's a white girl. Look back two episodes and see Harmon making jokes about how gross Bill Cosby is.

Drew Dellinger She was 7. Fucking 7. My cousin used to walk around naked and make people look at his junk. But he was 7. 7 year olds are weird. Who gives a shit if she wrote about it and thought it was funny as an adult? I thought it was funny when my cousin used to walk around naked and we tease him about it even today.

You mean this? QUOTE: "Do we all have uteruses?" I asked my mother when I was seven. "Yes," she told me. "We're born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren't ready to make babies until we're older." I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte's Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble. "Does her v***** [retracted because of KZfaq bot] look like mine?" "I guess so," my mother said. "Just smaller." One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her v***** [retracted because of KZfaq bot]. She didn't resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked. My mother came running. "Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!" My mother didn't bother asking why I had opened Grace's v***** [retracted because of KZfaq bot]. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success. -----------------

is that the bearded stoners name? he is fucking great