"Let's get married before you divorce me" Wait what

"Why can't we get pregnant!!" I died!!!😂😂 After hearing Jay say that I can't help but imagine a man screaming that in public😂

One time I was playing, when I died I had 27 kids and like 32 grandchildren. Let’s just say I got busy a lot

Dad: *dies* Jay: *WHAT THE HECK DAD!*

*He freaking names her Mistake I'm crying 😂😂😂😂*

The extra sound effects just killed me in the episode.XD

“Dam Blake, WhY cAnT WE GET PREGNANT”😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

3:38 apparently I'm your sister lmao

"Hope he gets me Pregnant" haha

*poor child named Mistake is going to be hella depressed*

Guess you could say that Ellis was... In de Anna Jones! Haha....that was terrible

“Hes only like 1 and hes already touching himself?!?” Lmao

That's alotta -damage- babies!

The jail run: 1) Age until 18 2) Select crime, and do any (murder is recommended) 3) if you get caught, skip 4 4) If you don't get caught, keep on killing 5) When you are in jail, select the "prison" button and pick either "Attempt to escape" or "start a riot" 6) for escaping, all of the maps you can escape on, but some are really time consuming (you might not know them) 7) You should have your sentence upped by 2 years, but if you escape, you can get more 8) If your escape is successful, get a job and get money 9) The money is for doctors in case you get a disease 10) Murder again 11) Rinse and repeat Like so THAT DUDE can see

When it said “ your father Kobe Ellis passed away” I was like: this game can tell the future.

“Goddamn dad you ani’t Kobe” that hurts different

*you should be in a retirement home” LMAO

I saw the title and i was like "HELL YEAH BRO" Thank you for all the likes and thanks Jay for the heart!

1:59 this game predicted the future... R.I.P. Kobe Bryant

*”WHY CAN’T WE GET PREGNANT?!”* -Jay From the Kubz Scouts 2019

MY GOD GET THIS WOMEN BIRTH CONTROL

(Hopefully he gets me pregnant) damn jay lol😂😂😂

Jay: "I apologize, I love you Blake Poo." Me: *cant even breath of laughter*

Kobe's death was a bit simular to his real death...

Gold Digger Challenge! 1. You can start asking money for your parents by the age of 6 2. After you graduated to college you have to pick the lowest job you can have and work for 5 years and then resign 3. Once you have enough money, Find a date using the dating app 4. Change your desire age to 70-79 / 80+ and change the desire income to It doesn't matter 5. Once you found a date, age 1 more time and then marry him/her 6. Once you guys are husband or wife age up until that person dies so that you can have his or her money 7. Once your wife or husband died find another old one using the dating app and do the same thing GOAL: Your goal is to have millions of money by dating old people. (p.s i know this is really messed up, im sorry, It would be the greatest day of my life if Jay actually see this comment, You really makes my day Jay, thank you for making my day happy i was really surprised when i heard your from philippines like me your the best and YOUR THAT DUDE!)

Hey jay I have a challenge! 1.make sure to study hard in school 2. Always pick the most peaceful option or the option that makes people see you as a good person 3.get into university for math or science 4. You can’t date until you’re 18 5. You can only be married once and have 2 children 6. Your wedding must be big and just a great one overall 7. Also you have to be faithful and get a career that earns 80,000 + 8. No crime! Or gambling or drinking or use of drugs. 9. You can become depressed but you need to get rid of it asap to do this you can meditate,go to they gym, travel,go to the horse races (don’t gamble on them though) 10. If you have any diseases you need to get rid of them asap. 11. You need to go to the gym and meditate every year you age up EDIT: OMG GUYS IN HIS LATEST VIDEO HE DID MY CHALLENGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO LIKED FOR LETTING HIM SEE IT

"I'm not gonna tell my fiance that I lost money" "your fiance is arguing with you for loosing money" Jay- REALLY

kubscout:hit me baby one more time me:I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now

Jay : **clicks haunt game** Jay : **Doesn't haunt game** 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

I started to play bitlife after watching Jay play and it's really fun😂

I once had 20 children...I had to get pregnant every year since she was 18

Your last name: Ellis His last name: Jones There's a dude in my class named Ellis Jones.

Anna Jones more like Indiana Jones edit: thanks for the likes ( :

Mistake White sounds exact

“i’m not gonna tell my fiancé” *your fiancé blake is arguing with you because you lost money at the casino*

Him:”he is only one years old and he is already touching himself ?” Me:”he is already taking?” 3:51

*adopts daughter* Game: *put her up for adoption*

I am so glad this is a series 👌 WAIT JAY WHAT?

“WHY CANT WE GET PREGNANT” -jay❤️

“I’m broke as a joke” if that isn’t me right now 😂😂😭😭

I did this as a man bc i like easy mode. I had a total of 62 children. Two died, one on a trampoline age 4 and one got eaten by a shark age 8 but we dont talk of them. Anyways I Had 62 Children And To Properly Win The Challenge You Need The Rank “Fertile” Do you know what i got...? DAMN LUSTFUL. IM SORRY IT TOOK 75 LOVERS AND 59 ENGAGEMENTS AND 4 MARRIAGES TO HAVE 62 CHILDREN.

I did this an ending up failing lol

1:56 *If only Jay knew what would happen..* :(

jay cant even get through 30 seconds of the video without turning into a tomato by laughing 🤣😂

Jay didnt do this last video so hopefully this time he will Jay i got a good one Rich boy/girl challenge 1. You must do everything for money 2. Ask your parents for money all the time 3. When dating, the most important thing is popularity and looks (inteligence is nothing) 4. Always try plastic surgery for more looks 5. Try to be rich and get money by any means possible 6 (edit): Always try for the most expensive things and best treatments. 7. No saving money 8. Good luck? like so jay can see

The thank u, next Name yourself Ariana at the start of the game because she sings the damn song so WHY THE FRICK NOT? Rules: 1) In your childhood spend a lot of time with your parents and build a really close relationship with them 2) Study hard to get a good education because you’re going to need it later on in the challenge 3) Up until you graduate high school, date anyone you like but the relationship has to have ended before you graduate (it probably will anyway) 4) Get a well-paying job - that’s where the hard work comes in. You need to have a high net worth at the end of the game. 5) Date anyone who asks, but be loyal to them (NEVER cheat) 6) If someone wants to break up with you, always choose the ‘insult them one last time’ option (equivalent to saying THANK YOU, NEXT). You must be in a new relationship within 5 years. 7) You have to marry AT LEAST one person before you die. Make sure he is the man of your dreams, though! 8) You must keep any child you have. Never Abandon them or put them up for adoption. And that’s all! I hope you can do this Jay because you’re THAT DUDE!

To me, the crazier the lover, the easier you get children. Once my character was 14 and dated someone who was completely crazy and the next year my character was pregnant.

He wouldn’t have beat the challenge either way.He had a baby girl & a baby boy. The challenge was that all of his kids must be the same gender, if they aren’t you have to put them up for adoption or abandon them

YES FEED MY BITLIFE VIDEO ADDICTION Edit: THANKS JAY YOUR THAT DUDE 😭❤️

You always make me laugh Jay, thank you, you are the BEST, you are THAT DUDE!!!

He predicted what would happen to Kobe the next year the same week...

2:37 “WHY CANT WE GET PREGNANT “

1:26 Michael Baily rejected you. *He called you rachet*

4:53 'So let's plan our wedding before you divorce me' Gotta love how Jay's brain works

One of my bitlife lives were sad. I was playing as a woman who got a husband, but never succeeded to have a baby, so they adopted a girl. Later, her husband died and the woman was left with her adopted daughter, who died after too. She died alone. Sad.

Bit life: your father Kobe has died Me in 2020: how did they know 👁O👁

This game is addicting

For some reason i seriously got so hyped when I saw newcastle lmaooo-

If Jay put Alfred F. so it can be Alfred F. Jones, that would be perfect.

“Your name is Kobe” 2:00 ish Anybody else here shortly after Kobe Bryant died? Today for me is the day after. I just wanna take a moment during this coincidence to say rest in peace to all of the people on that helicopter on 1/26/2020. Best wishes to their families. Such a tragedy.

You don't even have to watch the video. You already know its gonna be a crazy episode by the title.

You’re that dude Jay!

1:56 mans just predicted the future

1:59 Bit Life predicted Kobe Bryant's death

Jay’s uploaded! Best birthday ever! 😁

*"thow wow"* ❤😂👌

His name is Kobe He got killed in a landslide His name was Kobe Bryant He died in a helicopter crash The father was double the age of Kobe

Ok 2:03 .. It says kobe ellis passed away .. But in real life kobe Bryant passed away too

Uh oh... jays coming down with something.... not love fever but just STDs unfortunately

Omg jay this is so good 😂😂 your laugh brightens up the day lol notifications squad

Um did anyone notice how anna ellis was dating max ryan at 31 and max was 14? Lmaooo

1:35 *words I never thought Id would say out loud*

I LOVE IT (loving this series)

*Socially Famous* -You need to have more then 1,000+ followers -Date anyone that you meet with a lot of money (green zone) -Get tons of plastic surgery -Gamble/drink alcohol (drugs your choice) -Have an expensive house & car -Could have children -Be cured of all sicknesses -Cannot get in jail My challenge ^^

Challenge: get at least five different ribbons, in any way possible. (Ribbons are those little strips on top of your gravestone.)

1:57 Jay predicted the future.

yessss more bitlife ❤️ i absolutely love this 💛

we love that you love bitlife jay 💙💙

I never thought he would be so mad for not gettin' pregnant😂😂

3:49 made me laugh so much, gotta teach em young? 😂

Did you get premium before the hype of this game I bought it it’s definitely worth it😭😂

4:27 and that is how Jay’s gambling addiction started

Imagine jay's neighbors after hearing him scream "why can't I get pregnant? !"

“All I care about is my Blakey-poo and my son, favorite.” ~Jay 2021

YOU ARE THE BEST JAY THE BEST DUDE. THAT DUDE Edit: OMG HE LIKED, YOUR THE BEST JAY!!

Jay, I have a challenge for you. It's call The Split Personality Challenge. In this challenge, you must act depend on the number of your character's age. When your character's age is at a even number then you must choose the option that benefit yourself, your family, loved ones the most and choose the opposite when your age is at a odd number. When the last digit of your is at 0 or 5 you must choose the option that make you the biggest jerk on the planet no matter what. If you die before you're 50 years old, you fail the challenge.

it hit different when his father passed and he said 'your names kobe'...

1:57 predicted the future

Do the Get Away with Murder/Jailbird challenge Rules: 1.) Make sure you're at least 20-25 years of age in order to commit a crime. 2.) If you can, try murdering both of your parents. 3.) You have the choice of stealing a car, pickpocketing someone, and murdering someone 4.) Commit the crime without being caught 5.) If you do, try to either appeal your sentence OR try to escape 6.) Keep committing crimes without being caught 7.) If you do get caught keep trying to escape 8.) Also throughout your BitLife, whenever you get into an argument with someone, ALWAYS assault them. 9.) Keep escaping and keep committing crimes and you will get the Scandalous badge or the Jailbird badge Jay if you're reading this please try out this challenge and don't forget your THAT DUDE!

Dude this had me dead😂😂

The reason why you didn't get anyone prego is because you have to build up a relationship with the person first, to where the bar is all the way up

Kobe thing did not age well-

this game is amazing i swear

The insane baby challenge ~Prerequisites~ -Character must be male (looks are optional, but it might help to have good looks) -To make things easier, make sure your character is really smart, and studies hard enough to be able to go to a good university and get a good job (Only do student loans as a LAST RESORT) -Try to graduate high school a little earlier to get a head start on university. The sooner you get to university, the better, especially if it's more than a couple years. -Try to remember to bond with all the kids, and if your character has a good job, go on vacations. ~Rules~ -When character is at least 18, start looking for hookups. Don't use a condom (unless it says that they have "some craziness going downstairs", then pick you change your mind) until your partner is pregnant, and plans on keeping the baby. -If the partner doesn't keep the baby, keep going until she decides to keep it (but STOP anytime your character gets sick and get them to the MEDICAL DOCTOR Asap. Consider HIV a game over) -Try having as many babies as possible. (It's possible to have twins/triplets) -This should be easy up until your character reaches their 40's/50's and then you'll have to look for a date between 20-29 to keep going. (I think the hook up only goes for people your character's age, so babies won't be possible that anymore.) -When you get your younger partner, continue to have babies with them, until it is no longer possible (if character is still alive) and then get a new partner. -Keep going until your character dies. ~~ My record was 30 children, and about 23 grandchildren. Good luck, you'll need it. ALSO YOU'RE THAT DUDE!

that Kobe joke did not age well😥😥😥😥😫😓😭

I could stop laughing and replaying from 2:37-2:38

Rip i love this video because of the shit make me love the tomato

Why do I even feel bad for Hate Jones?

1:56 oh my god... This vid was published in 2019... This video has predictions!😱 I'm sorry for for your loss, Kobe

Hey, Jay, can you try to become a zombie in BitLife? LaurenZside did it Also... 1) Make Yan Chan 2) Make a Custom person for the game named Senpai Taro 3) Make Yan Chan hook up with him 4) Make them date 5) Get them have a full green relationship 6) Cheat on Senpai with a WAIFU Will Yan Chan go out with the WAIFU or not???