Do a Yandere Challenge! 1) you must ask out anyone you want to. 2) choose the most violent option if someone is against you. 3) you can NEVER get into jail. Ayano doesn't, neither should you. If you end up in jail you must reset the game. 4) no matter who asks you out, you must reject them. 5) only when you are married to your "Senpai" are you done. 6) you must stay married until death OR when your senpai dies, in which you commit suicide. 7) if your senpai divorces you or breaks up with you, you must murder him.

4:40 Married at a barn will make you no longer have depression and anxiety FACTS

I played once, got into an argument with my sister and she stabbed me in the head with a pen. Death at like 8. Then another time my sister who was like 4 SHOT ME IN THE HIP

Jay: Scolds dad for dying at the age of 67 Also Jay: Dies at 54

9:39 come on man...... I'm an android user ;( Edit: The Game is OUT GUYS!!! it's now on android :D

Jay: Android users don't deserve to play Bitlife Me, watching on an Android phone: oh..

Kubz is Filipino? Wow, didn't know. (and it's also quite funny the way he read 'Evangelista'.)

Jay: *abandons his child* Also Jay: "I feel like that was a good playthrough."

Can you do a yes to everything challenge? Rules: • You can do the optional things e.g plastic surgery, college • If it's multiple choice questions e.g insult/apologize/assault you have to close your eyes and tap on one randomly • And most importantly say yes to everthing e.g if you or your partner get pregnant you have to keep the baby, if you mom or dad dies you have to go the the funeral etc

JAY JAY!! You can make the 100 babies challange, which is get the most childeren and grandchilderen in one playthrough! I'd like to see you try!

That one time I make my character engage in a fight, he impaled his brother's anus and said brother fought back by wrecking his ass. The most wtf fight description I have ever seen.

I read on my bitlife I WAS CONCIVED ON A SCHOOL DESK Me:wait what

Doki Doki Challenge: Stage one (age 0-17) Natsuki stage. You must be distant from your family, especially your dad, and pick the worse option with him. Natsuki is a tsundere, so always argue with people. Get a boyfriend and if you argue, always apologize because in the end Natsuki is soft and sweet with people who are close to her. Try to get a cooking or baking major/job due to her love of baking. Do not break up with your boyfriend. Stage 2 (age 18-29) Sayori stage. You must get depression (either losing at the casino, etc.) and lower your happiness to as low as possible, and you must spend as much time as possible with your boyfriend. If he breaks up with you beg him to stay, and if he leaves you continue your life without any enjoyment and do not do anything with situations (ignore them). If you're still together, do not marry. Stage 3: (age 29-41) Monika stage. Since Monika is smart, try to raise your smart stats to the most and always make the most selfish decision because Monika was selfish towards getting main chr. Though this time period, you can marry your boyfriend, or if you don't have one, try to get one. Do the best you can for your boyfriend, and you have to murder 3 people (CHALLENGE). Stage 4 (age 42-end) Yuri stage. Yuri is very violent, so make the most violent options. Divorce your husband and kill him since you don't want anybody else to get him. If you go to jail, take drugs. In any other options including drugs, take drugs since your sanity is slowly dropping. Murder your friends (if you have any lmao) or family. I hope you have fun! And good luck, it's very hard. BUT YOU *_THAT DUDE_* so I believe in you :D

"You loosened her clitoris" *No Uncle Jay please dont!*

"I died with a sh*tload of money" one time I died with $14M

When I first played, my husband divorced me because...... I liked Justin beiber

Lmao honestly this game has better options and is way funnier than InstLife on Android, which is basically the same game and the game that I play.

Jay i have a challenge The "casino addict" challenge -One you have the ability to, you need to bet all your money to the casino every five years -see how much money you can make

I love that there are no "Proud to be a Filipino Here" comment Im Filipino too,But i find those comment cringy as hell

Me when Jay said android phones dont deserve to play bitlife: *puts down ANDROID phone* oh ok.

Do a part three please

"I was conceived during a twisted game of Twister" ;)

Jay's game: 100% Smarts Also Jay's game: 1% Looks

Jay: I should go to prison Bitlife god's: Your wish is my command

2:16 **when you get diagnosed with depression at the wonderful age of 7**

Can you do the no job challenge? Ages 6-18: Ask Parents for money Ages 18-?: Pickpocket, Deliver drxgs, ask for money. Try to make a living off pickpocketing, delivery, and asking for money.

5:40 Jay: "I WHAT?! WHAT?! Wh- Y WOULD IT LOOSEN THAT?!" BitLife: "ok!" *BUSTED* Me: *laughes guts out*

5:21 BRUH I WAS EATING WHEN THIS HAPPENED AND I GENUINELY ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH

Criminal challenge: go through your entire life without a job and without asking for money. You must survive by using the crime options (stealing, pickpocketing, and murder). Good luck!

"I chose the first option every time, I think it was good (like good and evil)" *flash back to abandoning daughter*

14:50 I forgot I had a daughter let’s talk to her. First choice ABANDON HER🤔😫

My favorite part was when he said “your f boy Ronald asked you to marry him

16:33 "Friends describe her as sometimes sl-tty" 😂😂😂😂

Jay, here's a challenge, try and live a really respectful life in terms of assault/family/friends but be a gold-digger, solicit every prostitute, do as many drugs as possible etc...

*You make this game 1000 times funnier* 😂😂

5:27 WUT THE ACTUAL FAWK!???????

JAY! I have a challenge The "my life sucks" challenge RULES (1) You must be either incredibly rich or deep in debt (2) You must always choose an attractive partner (3) You must take up every drug/hookup/alcohol option (4) You must have children as young as possible (5) You must have a lover as young as possible (6) You must get married as young as possible (7) You must argue/assault when ever you have the option (8) You can't go to college or uni (9) You can't get a job (10) You must be a gold digger (11) You must be the shittiest person possible (12) you must die as a result of your lifestyle (drugs, STD, illness, fight) (13) You must go to jail at least once

I got a challenge for you, try to become a millionaire, but you're not allowed to get a job.

5:22 BRUH I WAS CRACKINGG UP SO LOUD LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:08 It says daughter but then down below it says Neice.

The money lover challenge: -Try to drop out of high school at 15 (sometimes your parents won’t let you) either try again or don’t go to the University. -Apply for the job that pays you the most that you can get. -Try to get at least $10 million I know you can do it because you are THAT DUDE! I hope you enjoy this challenge.

INNOCENT life challenge. 1. Do every good thing 2. say no to drugs, anything that is bad for you, DENIED 3. ALWAYS have the beautiful honeymoon and place 4. GET MARRIED 5. Be a good guy, yes. (edit: this is the most likes i've ever had)

3:56 sometimes you have to be good to be evil

I never knew Jay was a Filipino!!! \(>W

I'm on android and I want bitlife so BAAAD

Ah my first play through... *i died at the age of 10 from ligma*

Jay: Cuz im Filipino in real life Me: Oh cool me too- Bit Life: My birthday is in September 23, I am a Libra Me: What the- My birthday is in like Sept. 28 and im also a Libra ○_○

13:56 hurt My name is Abbie

If you did the most EVIL options in Bitlife, why not do the NICEST options next? Edit: NVM he actually did one

To all people who want this game to be on android. Guys bitlife is going to release on February 13 or 14

14:45-“I forgot I had a daughter”😂😂😂

“Go to funeral or skip it” *laughs maniacally* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You made me download this game and I’m HOOKED 😂

Try getting a lot of years in prison. (my record is legit 5340 years)

"yOu lOoSeNeD HeR cLi-" *"I'm sorry, what?"*

0:45 ....at least she's an honorable rat. _I'll see myself out_

Technically "Don't Allow" was the first option for the notifications.

JAY i have a challenge for you! You have to have 26 children but you have to name them in alphabetical order (so a=andrew, b=barry etc.) BUT each kid has to have a different mother/father. Do you except this challenge! and btw ur THAT DUDE!

Nobody: Me: *screaming* JAY IS, *THAT DUDE*

Jay: I should be arrested! Jay: *gets arrested* Jay: *surprised pikachu face*

Honorata is A Polish name... and since im from Poland i was laughing my head off when Jay was prouncing that name 😂😂😂

Little Nightmares Challenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ S T A G E O N E (0-17): Six Stage: You need to try to explore different jobs, places, and try everything really. This is like when you start out in the game, you are trying to explore what kind of environment you are in until you realize you are in a ship. And you are not very fond with your mother so try to be neglect her and get into arguments. Also try to be violent people who gets in your way, represents you eating things like the rat or that poor anime near the end of the game... Rip Nome S T A G E T W O (18-29): Nome Stage: You need to stay away from people, even family because you are very scared and shy of other people. Don’t interact with people or even get a boyfriend/girlfriend. But if someone try’s to ask you out on a date, kinda like how Six would hug Nomes if she saw one, then accept his/her offer, despite the looks, smarts, money, or popularity. Try to run away from every situation if you get the option to or get the safest option in a bad situation. S T A G E T H R E E (30-41): Chef Stage: You need to always be killing/murdering people, just like when the chefs kill children or nomes so they become food. You need to try to get the chef job or a cooking job like a fast food, or working at a restaurant! And you need at least have a house so you can “cook” your meals (you can’t really -3-). S T A G E F O U R (42-55) Geisha Lady Stage: You always need to have a high beauty status, even if it means getting plastic surgery. (btw, you can) You love yourself more than anyone. But if you meet anyone/date who has a high beauty status, you need to assault them or commit murder if you can. Because it’s like her hating how Six is more beautiful than her. And she is getting old so try to keep her health in good range. Hopefully you can survive these challenges, Jay! But of course you will always pass these challenges, your a boss, and your *THAT DUDE!* Goodluck! You’re gonna need it! (>w

"Honorata" I'm dead 😂💀

Which local law firm will defend you in court? Me: "Where's the Phoenix Wright option?"

Have 100 lovers in the game 👌🏻every time you’re given the option of condom or no condom you have to choose no condom. See how far you get without any STDs

WHAT JAY??!! YOU ARE A FILIPINO? COME HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES!

Me: Omg I did not know Jay is Filipino Also me: HoLy Sh*t JaY iS fIlIpInO jUsT lIkE MeEeEeE

Jay:Honorata?! What kind of name is Honorata. It sounds like a rat, she probably look like a rat too. Jay's Stats: Looks: 12%

Let's just take a moment and look at Omarion's (Who Jay is playing) parents. His DAD IS 61 And his MOM IS 34

The randomizer challenge each choice gets a number then you randomized them and the number you get is the choice you select. Or roll a dice.

New challenge, always do the first option

9:50 I was heading to the airport while watching this

"do android users deserve to play bitlife?" "no, they don't" *has an android* me: T^T

5:19 How did an Uncle assault her down there?! 😰

4:18 - My mom married my step-dad in a barn. It wasn't that bad tho.

My first play through was me getting attacked by my sister with a Screwdriver...I died at the age of three

*thats cool because I’m actually Filipino in real life-* *Filipino squad, where u at?* (edit 1): DAMN I GOT A LOT OF LIKES OVERNIGHT.

9:43 how could you hurt me like this jay

*"I WHAT HER WHAT"* what makes it worse is the fact she was 10 years old

New ideas for BitLife challenges: -Always pick the last option -Choose the best/most beneficial option for you -Perfection challenge (try to have perfect stats and a perfect life) -Child challenge (have as many children/pets as you can before your character dies)

I'm sad because I can only find shitty half-assed versions of this on samsung. Edit: 9:40 excuse me?

Do the rich challenge!!! • you have to be smart (%100) • you have to apply for university and a scholarship • you have to major in engineering, biology, or chemistry • you have to get $100,000,000 or more Hope you enjoy the challenge!!!

dude I lost it after seeing what he did to his niece in that argument 😂😂

One time I was a pornstar who started at 19 and worked in that industry until I was 110 at multiple corporations. Another time I was a biologist with a pet unicorn (he was a random encounter when I was 81) and I died at 100. I was also convicted to 11698 years in prison at one point in another life.

Yes Bitlife and Dark Deception are my fav series from you right now pls continue 💜 Wouldn’t mind you playing hitman once in a while though 🙏🏻😋

“I’m 1 years old” ~ Jay 2019

Karen: "i Am OfFeNdEd BeCaUsE yOu SaId aNdRoId UsErS dOn'T dEsErVe To PlAy BiTlIfE" Me: I think he said it as a joke Karen

Are we not gonna talk about how Jay’s bitlife dad is 30 years older than Jay’s bitlife mom? 😭

"Because I'm Filipino in real life." Me: SHOCKED 😲

He dont protecc He attacc *But most importantly* He assault It and that

Your laugh just made me entire year.😂🤣💔

Lol. Compared to the meeting other celebrities here in the Philippines, i would choose having a selfie with Jay when he visits here in the Philippines. That would be too awesooommme❤ Anyway , youre that DUDE!

The real question is: Did you ever end up turning the notifications off?

OH CRAP I AM EARLY I LOVE YOU JAY

Jay:”Yeah get out of here you h*ebag” LMAO I am dying from laughter

Jay: Android users dont deserve to play Bitlife Me: oh....(im on android)

Not responsible teenager challenge 1. it’s just like it sounds like

Jay! Can u do a CRIME RUN?!😁😁😁😁

Nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no one in the universe: Aisha’s friend Abby: *_eats tide pods_*

9:45 I play bitlife on android