“Nini’s looks should be way up there, cause Nini is beautiful” MY HEART

"Dad, why is my sister named Kingdom Hearts?" "Because your mother loves kingdom hearts" "thanks dad" "no problem MoneynBitches"

Jay- “I got nini pregnant??? My pull out game is weak...” Also jay- gets nini pregnant in real life just a little bit after this video...

When you realize that Jay's Bitlife predicted him having a son

Nini Ugly? hahahahahahah that game man XD poor Nini

*Black Widow Challenge* (You can be any gender in this challenge) 1) try to make yourself the highest level of appearance. (Gotta attract those sugar daddies/mommies somehow) 2) try to find the richest man/woman you can to date. 3) marry them (if they asks for a prenup you must say no and look for someone else.) 4)If you successfully marry them, wait for a year or two before murdering them. 5)don't end up in prison, if you do the challenge is over. Goal: get up to 5 kills of husbands/wives and get away with it!

Jay:I need it to be something near to my heart. *names it MoneyAndBItches*

Nini is pregnant in the game , its 2019 and she is really pregnant 😂

What up Jay! I got a challenge! The Playboy Challenge 1) You must choose the most savage option a 2) You can't stay with a girl for more than a year and must have a new girlfriend each year 3) You can get married when you've been with at least 15 girls 4) Children must come from at least 3 of the girls you've hooked up with 5)You must have a job that relates to this challenge ( like exotic dancer or male stripper...) 6) If any of the girls break up with you, you must kill them or some other revenge sequence....you're choice 7) YOURE THAT DUDEEEEEE

“The name should be something near and dear to my heart it should be something I love more than anything else” *u r the proud father of a boy named Moneynbitches dude* I died laughing this is why jay is amazing😂😂😂

This is literally just the “Asian Parent’s Dream” challenge

The closest I came to a perfect life was Health:100% Happiness:100% Smarts:100% Looks:100% And everyone loves me Except me I don't love me

The Jailbreak Challenge! 1) Live Life until your old enough to commit murder 2)Commit Murder and go to jail 3)Every time you age up, you have to try to escape prison until you actually do 4) Try to live the rest of your life without getting caught and put back in jail

I died When I saw u name the child MoneynBitches 🤣 OMG HE NOTICED ME♥️♥️♥️♥️

IDEA: Random Life Every time you have an option you ask Siri a random number 1 through however many options you have and you choose what she picks and see how your life turns out.

The age of consent in Germany is 14 Edit: age of consent in Nigeria is 11

ahhhh for once I'm early but here's a challenge: The bad boy (or girl) challenge :) 1) As a kid you need to be bad, disrespect parents, siblings, teachers, classmates, etc. 2) Drop out of school as soon as possible. Right after you drop out, START YOUR LIFE OF CRIME! 3) Try not to go to jail or get caught. If you get a sentence in jail for longer than 10 years, you must restart UNLESS YOU CAN ESCAPE BEFORE YOUR SENTENCE IS UP (you have 3 chances to escape over the course of your sentence). In jail (if you get caught with a sentence less than 10 years) you must participate or start a riot (if you have the ability to). 4) By the end of the game, you must've murdered at least 5 people and stolen at least $8,000 worth in items. 5) Love is optional, but considering that most boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses break up with you when you commit a crime, it might be hard to maintain a relationship. However, exes are always great targets for murder... plus, since you're bad, you have to cheat/hookup with others as often as you can :) If you end up getting married - have the cheapest wedding possible. If you have a child - you have to abort it or put it up for adoption/abandon it. 6) You must live to be at least 50 years old! 7) Whenever you have the option, you must assault or insult someone back (assaulting is better). 8) You must take at least 3 types of drugs OR alcohol (not necessarily 3 of each). 9) Gamble every other year! 10) Shoutout to everyone who helped me in the comments! If anyone else thinks of anything else, please reply and I'll probably add it to the requirements, and if you could like this comment I'd totally appreciate it! Love you Jay and thanks for everything you do!

Worst life possible challenge 1) you must always choose the most violent option and you have to say no to spending time with your family 2) as soon as you can, you have to ask you parents for money every year 3) you must drop out of school as soon as possible and no college 4) if you get a girlfriend or boyfriend you must cheat on them every year 5) get the lowest paying job on the list if you can’t go for the next one 6) if you get children you never say yes to them 7)whatever activity you do you must choose the most selfish option (example: if you go on vacation go by yourself) 8)gamble all you money 9) if offered drugs or alcohol say yes 10) near the end of you life start committing crimes 11) if you get caught and sent to jail you must start at least 1 riot 12) when or if you get out abandon your kids (if any) 13) die knowing your a failure I hope this gets used

“I’m gonna name my daughter something near and dear to Nini’s heart.” “You are now the proud father of Kingdom Hearts Dude.” Bro I need to show my friend that. She loves Kingdom Hears XD

Nini: *gets pregnant in Bitlife* 2019: *PERHAPS*

Hey, I have a challenge for you... The Jake Paul challenge 1. You must ask your parents for money every year no matter what happens 2. Whenever given the option to insult someone you must do it 3. Your "smarts" category must have a stat of 25% or less (I suggest dropping out of school) 2. Must get social media and must post a status update every day 5. When finding a girlfriend their looks must be above 75% 6. When able to buy a car you must get 5+ vehicles 7. When offered alcohol or drugs you must take them

The *"Fast Life"* Challenge 1) be as mean as possible to people for possible jail time (no making the sentence longer) 2) Do all the drugs offered 3) Go clubbing every year, unless offered 4) if met with assault, assault unless in jail 5) no appealing (when going to trial, pick public defender) 6) If you get a disease, *DO NOT CURE IT* 7) see how fast you can die btw ur THAT DUDE

Rule: you must get a career that earns a salary of 80,000+ *Gets a career with 41,326*

I once had a perfect life But then I was born, so....

Imagine even having a life? - _this post was made by “no friends” gang_

This is a good series jay

I think that Bitlife should add the option for our S.O to make the wedding ;-;

Damn Bitlife really predicted Jay’s life a bit

Pull out game non existant

"Special K? You must have to be special to overdose on Special K." Not the cereal, Jay. The drug ketamine. We must protect his innocence at all costs.

6:45 the way he pronounced jeddah that's where I used to live Also, who named that place?! Jeddah in arabic LITERALLY MEANS GRANDMA

Jay says Nini is beautiful My heart: SQUEEEEEEEEEEE Also when Bitlife Nini got pregnant, a few months later Real life Nini got pregnant

Fastest Life Challenge (If you fail one of these, most likely number 3/4, you must start a new life.) 1. Each life must last 15 minutes 2. You can do anything as long as it takes less than 1 minute. 3. You must make an decision in 10 seconds or less. 4. Try to make it to age 70 and have 2 million dollars 5. You must have a wife and 1-3 children. 6. Remember to have fun and remember that you’re THAT DUDE

"Imma name him something I love, and really desire." *"You are now the proud father of Moneynbitches Dude."* Edit: 4:17 if anyone wanted a time stamp

3:54 lmao Bitlife predicted the future

Jay: I gotta name him something that is near and dear to my heart Me: after your actual son? Coo... Jay: "You are now the proud father of Moneynbitches Dude" Me: Aight, imma head out

My friend was playing this, and this happened: “You tried pickpocketing a blind man. He *saw* you and ran away.”

*I don't want to know what a twisted twister match looks like*

"I need to call our son something close to my heart" *names it MoneyNBitches*

*MoneynBitches dude* Jay... Wut the hell😂😂 its perfect👌😂

*no, that’s my dad’s name and I hate my dad.* Damn that’s deep. Edit: Thx for yo likes.

3:33 Nini would be pissed! 😂

“Nini’s looks should be way up there cause she’s beautiful” OMG MY HEART IS MELTING! 🥺😫

This game just predicted his future with Nini. Congrats to Jay🤰🏻🥳

PAPI CHULO RETURNS ONCE AGAIN!

the speedrun challenge 1) keep tapping as fast as you can on age 2) when you have a option for anything, close your eyes or try not to read it, and just press what ever button you see. keep doing this until you die should be interesting

Who else is when Jay made a video about him and Nini becoming but then he made another video saying that they broke up This game knew something was up I know it

13:17 I can’t-

NINI's UGLY!?!? lmfaooooooooo i love the laugh lol i love Nini how dare the game roast that beautiful woman lol

Is nobody going to talk about how adorable Jay and Nini's relationship is? I stg Edit: So this aged well.

1. Be nice 2. Choose biology 3. You can get married up to 3 times 4. Have the amount kids BitLife throws at you (name suggestions: Amber, Orla, Wilma, Josh, Henry, Ricky) 5. Attend funerals 6. Cure illnesses asap 7. Do whatever you can to stay out of trouble 8. If your wife wants a divorce, wish her well

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT 12:37 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Bad Life:: 1. When There’s An Option To Spend Time With Your Parents DONT Do It 2. At School Don’t Study And Pick Anything That Pops Up That Is The Worse Option 3. Drop Out Of Highschool But If Your Parents Won’t Let You Just Don’t Go To College 4. Only Pick The Lowest Paying Job You Can Get 5. You Can’t Date Or Marry Anyone Until You’re 35 6. Every Year After 18 Only Hook Up With People And NEVER Use A Condom 7. If Someone Gets Pregnant//If You Get Pregnant Always Abort The Child Until You’re 39 8. After 35 Whoever Asks You Out You Accept But Don’t Be Faithful 9. If Your Income Is Too Low For Your Liking You Can Only Pickpocket And Burgle 10. You Can’t Own Your Own Car. You HAVE To Steal A Car In Order To Have One 11. Once You Turn 50 You Start To Turn Mad And You Have A Certain Urge To KILL!! So Once You Turn 50 Kill How Many People You Can Without Being Caught Hopefully This Makes Sense Lol But YOURE THAT DUDE

*Why is everyone dying on me?!* *Why am i still alive?!*

3:10-3:14 he ain't about that danielle cohn life 😂

it's 2020, it's funny because Jay and Nini ended up having a baby boy in real life

The Rainbow Challenge 1(red). For 2 years you have to be really evil and go behind your lover's back(if you have one) be mean to everyone. 2 (orange) you have to be really lazy and if someone wants to do something with you say no. Be careless. 3 (yellow) you have to be super energetic and happy. Spend as much time with your family as you can. 4 (green) you have to love doing activities with family and can't be bothered to have a lover so if you have one you have to leave them. 5(blue) you have to be really sad but you can't have any illnesses besides depression(you have to have depression) Good luck if you do this! BTW it all has to happen in ONE life.

I played my bitlife and I died at the age of five years old. How ? I was assaulted by my infant half brother....

13:27 made my day much better

Jay:*That's The Closest I'm Gonna get* Me:SO YOU WERE MADE DURING A TWITED GAME OF TWISTER

Any of y'all notice his grandsons name was Adolf

The Two Faced Murderer Challenge! Rules! ; • Pick the nicest option for everyone! • Murder people at a young age! (Basically when the option is available) • Try to murder as many people possible! • Try and get away with the murders! • Must choose the best lawyers so get a good job! • Must be married at least twice! • Can date as many people but murder them if they break up with you or cheat on you! • Cannot go clubbing and getting drunk or using drugs. • Try and live as long as possible with a good impression! • Be good in school and at work. UwU Good Luck Jay! You're THAT DUDE! OwO

Random Challenge 1. Be a good boy/girl (study hard, be nice to family, go out with family) 2. If anyone attacks you, attack only at the neck 3. Get a pet rabbit and name it Smores (if the pet dies adopt another one and name it Smores again and basically do it over and over again if the a rabbit dies) 4. Get a job that's related in MAPEH (music, arts, PE or health) 5. Let love find you (No dating app, no find a date) 6. Every year pickpocket someone random (if you succeed go to a casino and play 1 game) 7. If your 40+ meditate and read a book 8. Plan the wedding to be at the worst place but the best place for the honeymoon 9. If you have a child, take lessons for any instrument you wish 10. Every year give your kid/s a gift and 300 dollars

The way he didn’t call his son Mason 😭💅

3:15 *FBI OPEN UP DONT MOVE* Jay: Hands up 😂

The family guy challenge rules: 1. you must name yourself either Peter or Lois and find a partner named either Peter or Lois. Custom characters are allowed to make the odds higher. 2. if you chose to be Lois you have to good looks, and high wealth 3. if you choose Peter you have to have low smarts, low wealth, and average looks 4. You must have exactly 3 children one daughter and two sons 5. the daughter has to be the oldest and you have to name her Megaton 6. the second child has to be named Chris and be a son, the youngest child also has to be a son named Stewie. 7. if you chose to be Peter you must abuse all of your children especially Meg. Peter has to spend very minimum time with his kids and he has to deny them any money loans. If Peter gets into a fight with any of his children he must assault them 8. if meg is born beautiful you have to abandon her 9. if you chose to be Lois you can be nicer to your kid's, but not too nice you still have to be abusive towards them especially meg. 10. if you chose Peter you always have to chose the dumbest or most violent option. Assault is encouraged. If Peter has friends he can assault them too :D 11. Peter has to be an alcoholic 12. Both can be cheaters if you chose just don't get caught. ;)

Jay I've got a challenge 1. You must always laugh at bully's 2. You can date once you get a job 3. You must NEVER go to the doctor's 4. Your first kid must be named Shame 5. You must get 3 plastic surgerys 6. You must have kids 7. You must never stay in a relationship longer then 2 years

Jay: I think his name should be something that is very near and dear to my heart. Me: *Senõr woofers*

The Life Challenge: Live a life. That's it. Edit: This. Was. A. Joke!

I died at 2 why? Because my mom shook me.

*"Gotta have a good, expensive wedding, and only be married once. Have a very high salary. Two kids only."* Me:My weddings are 200 dollars, I have five lovers, I had 32,000 a year and became a three millionaire, and 100 children.

"I gotta go to the store and buy some milk" That is exactly wat my dad said. He just didn't come back😂👌

Jay: I think his name should be something that's very near and dear to my heart, like something that I love so much more than anything in this world. Names him Moneynbitches Dude XDXDXD

Jay is the best boyfriend ever 😙😂

𝙹𝚊𝚢:“𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙸 𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙽𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈?!“ *also jay* 𝙹𝚊𝚢:“𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸’𝙼 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰 𝚂𝙾𝙽?!“ Me in 2020 *Spits out coffee* “BITLIFE PREDICTS THE FUTURE”

I live in Serbia I'm freaking out u said my country's name!!!!

I think you should do these challenges (you get a badge in the game if you do them) *Get cured by a witch doctor *abort ten children *assemble a car collection worth 1m *throw a party in a mansion *see your 120th birthday

This isn’t the “perfect” challenge This is how I play BitLife 😂

That FBI open up sound went off as soon as somebody knocked at the door, I almost cried

As someone who is from Calgary Canada, I like that Jay pick it

Hey Jay, I have a challenge for you! This is called the 60 Seconds Challenge Rules: 1. Your character must be either Ted or Delores 2. You can only marry the other counterpart (if you're Delores, you can only marry Ted and vice versa) 3. You must buy the worse house (this is the fallout shelter) 4. You cannot attend university or college, as that would be unnecessary exposure to the radiation 5. You must get two children, one female, one male and name them Timmy and Maryjane. 6. Since medical supplies is rare, you can only go to the doctor 4 times to have diseases/infections cured. 7. You cannot get a job because it would expose you to possible radiation. 8. Since you need supplies, every two years you must earn money in someway to provide for your family. 9. If you go to jail, you lose, since the cops are the raiders. 10. You must interact with all of your family members at a minimum of once every two years (you don't want them going insane) 11. You must avoid going outside at all costs unless it gives some sort of benefit to you or your family 12. If someone does or says something negative to you or your family you must kill them 13. You win once you obtain the best house and car (this is like being rescued) And that's all! Have fun doing this challenge if you attempt it :) I know you can do it since you're THAT DUDE!

The low life challenge: 1) Don't study 2) Don't work out 3) Have as many wifes and kids as possible 4) All your girls or wifes have to be unintelligent 5) Treat everyone like they are a slave 6) Do drugs and smoke 7) Basically be a savage at everything. Good luck!

AHHHHWWWWW WHEN HE CALLED NINI BEAUTIFUL AHHHH I CANTTTT🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

And now nini and jay acc have a son... This game can tell the future 😱

We’re just gonna ignore that he named his daughter kingdom hearts

I kept reading it as _MonkeynBitches_ I was so confused

I have a Challenge: You Do anything you want But Here's the twist: If the "Assult" opten shows up... You HAVE to click it. I call it the "Assult" Challenge.

Idea: ??? You have to ask siri a number through however many options there are and see how your life turns out For example: Movie Theater The girl next door asks if you want to go catch a flick with her What will you do? Choice 1: Yeah, I'll go with her Choice 2: That sounds boring Ask siri a number between 1 and 2 for all scenarios

*Man I love watching you JAY* *YOU’RE THAT DUDE!*

Jay I have one 1. You have to be female 2. You go to a university for dance 3. Apply for Exotic dancer if available (if not keep on looking every time you age up) 4. Have at least 5 lovers (hookups Dates etc) 5. Try not to die at 80 6. Try to live until your 100 (it’s possible) 7.if possible try to live till 120 8.Have Fun

This game predicted The future

Robert stop being so funny I laugh crazy like yan chan ya I know your first name whatcha gon DO BOUT IT

That dude died at the age of 110 years old in 2-12-2019 Today's 2-12-2019.. *Hmmmmmm*

NOOO WHY DID U LEAVE ME WE BEEN TOGETHER 70 YEARS I'V BEEN GIVING U THIS OLD DID!?!?! omg that part I was laughing at so hard lmao🤣

Imagine nini walks in at 9:03

4:12 thats real life rn for them

Beat my high score 132years while having as many children as possible

I call this challenge "the kubz scouts challenge" 1)set up your characters as your family and friends or anyone in your life also make your character you 2) whenever you get a decision to make do what you would usually do and use past experiences 3)try and Get with nini and stay with her as long as you can meaning avoiding argument when possible 4)try and live as long as you can I've used this idea for a while now on his other vids pls like so Jay can see

When someone assaults you, or in a surgery someone fails, you can lawsuit them. But to win the lawsuit, you have to pick the best lawyer

jay is the only person who can make bitlife entertaining