When a life simulator is more interesting than your own life ...

_"Yes to everything challenge"_ "How much sugar do you want in your coffee?" Jay: *_Yes_*

Teacher: Whats 1+1? Jay: Yes

When jay gets 12 years in prison instead of the 1 year he needed 😂😂

*"You good for nothing BIZNITCH"*

The thumbnail is how excited I am when I see you uploaded a new video

It sucks that Bitlife for Android doesn't have all of the stuff that iPhone Bitlife has

Me: didn't watch youtube in two days *Clicks on the one day old notification* Video: starts from 1:09 Illuminati music starts playing

You’re in your bag Jay you’ve been uploading every day, I appreciate you

The SMOOTH CRIMINAL challenge, just a few steps: 1.Commit any crime you want in every single year without getting caught 2. If you choose to murder someone, choose the option to strike with a club

So the dad was 27 The mom was 26 Brett was 21 You were 0 W h A T Bruh sorry, I misread it. Yes i see now- He was 2 not 21 ok that sounds alot better- its not really possible to produce at age 3 and 4 I'm-

Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that Jays daughters' name has Prison in it?

THE PRISON CHALLENGE 1) When presented with any opportunity to harm someone, do it. This means assaulting siblings, significant others, etc. 2) Do anything to get sent to jail. 3) The goal is to have at least 2000 years sentenced in prison. 4) You must stay as healthy as possible in order to live so long to get so many years; if diagnosed with a life-threatening disease whilst in prison, you MUST break out and cure this as soon as possible. It can deter you from completing the challenge. It sounds extreme, but it can be done. 👌 Tips: -Attempt to break out of jail each year. If you succeed in doing so, commit a murder. This will send you to jail for even more years, rather than the 4 extra years you would receive for felony escape. -Prison riots (if you are not greatly harmed) can also add to your prison years. -Have some money saved up to go to the doctor if needed, in case of emergency. Good luck! (This is a very fun challenge)

Perfect life challenge: -must have high stats -must always study in school and get a very good job -date someone who has high stats -Be nice -NEVER get a criminal record This sounds like an expected life from parents 😂

💸💵Sugar Daddy Challenge💵💸 -spawn in as a male -get the best paying job and go to a high level university -get a girlfriend every year try to get an engagement and give them 100,000 then break up with them and find someone else -if they want you to spend time with them do it no matter what circumstances -TRY YOUR HARDEST TO NOT HET THEM PREGNANT -if they don’t want to get engaged then break up with them -and always pick the highest amount of money to spend for every thing -go on vacation with every single girl - go gambling, and bet ALOT of money on horse races -don’t have children at all and always use a condom -Try to raise up to one million dollars net worth and the “successful”or “rich” grave description I thought this was a fun challenge hope you try it out

Gold Digger Challenge! 1. You can start asking money for your parents by the age of 6 so that you can save up 2. After you Graduated to college, You have to pick the lowest job that you can have and work there up to 5 years and then resign 3. Once you have enough money, Find a date using the dating app 4. Change your desire age to 70-79 or 80+ and change the desire income to “It doesn’t matter” for this thing to work 5. Once you found a date, age 1 more time and then marry him/her once s/he said yes plan the wedding until you guys are husband/wife 6. Make him/her agreed to sign a prenup 7. Once you guys are husband/wife age up until that person dies so that you can have his or her money 8. Once s/he died, Repeat the same thing until you reach a million money 9. One more thing, since your a gold digger you have to be nice to the person you’ll encounter that is RICH and you are allowed to cheat only if that scenario pops up and only is s/he is Rich and Goodlooking 10. GOODLUCK JAY! I hope you do this challenge! (p.s: I have been your subscriber before you even reached million sub, and It will be the greatest day of my life if you saw this Jay! YOUR THAT DUDE!)also this is my 3rd comment i aint giving up until jay sees this think positive!😊

*Am I the only one who likes before even watching the video?* Edit: OMG HE LOVED! HOI ILYSM JAY! YOU’RE THAT DUDE!!❤️

I was sad but you’re video made my day!!! 😄

This game: You have insomnia Me: *looks at time* Welcome to the club.

Me watching Jay try and escape Jay: He is going to get me Me: Go down he cant get you that way Jay: Moves left Me: WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO ME! Wait...

I love the series so much they're so funny❤

Explorer Challenge: 1. Stay in the country you are born in until you are able to migrate 2. When you go to a new country you need a new job, a new house, a new romantic partner and a kid 3. Make sure to go to a country you've never been before each time 4. If emigrating legally fails to work try emigrating legally

4:51 "Your friend Mikayla has confessed to you that she is hoarding weapons of mass destruction" Jay: _breaks down into laugher_

"Im gonna kill him later guys dont worry." - Jay (I love it 😂)

Here's a challenge I thought of. I call it the Rewired Souldier challenge (inspired by The Rewired Soul) It's preferable to play as a character with siblings because of certain events In the first 25 years of their life, you need to be as bad as possible -If you get in an argument with your siblings as a child, assault them -Always insult/assault people back -Spend time with your parents only when you want money from them (they are more likely to give you money if you have a good relationship with them - yes, it's manipulative) -Be a player. Start dating people as soon as possible. You don't need to have a good relationship with them. Cheat when given the opportunity. Break up after a year max. Hook up with random people -Go clubbing often as soon as you can start -Drop out of high school -Always say yes to drugs, you must have at least one (1) addiction before your 25th birthday -Commit at least 3 crimes a year as soon as you can, but you must never go to prison. Start with smaller crimes then escalate to robbing rich people After 25 years, you start changing. That's when you'll start becoming a much better person. -Stop committing crimes, cheating, clubbing... all that -Forgive people. -If you're in a relationship, try to make things right -Start going to the gym and the library regularly. You can also start meditation -If possible, go back to school, then choose a good career (medicine, science and teaching are good options). If school isn't an option, enroll in the -Go to rehab -Buy a house or rent an apartment as soon as you can -Try to be married by 35 and have a child by 40. If your partner doesn't want to get married, that's fine. The goal is to live the happiest, longest life possible after all your crimes. I've tried and enjoyed it. Hope you will too. Good luck!

Ahh how about a Coin Flip challange like in 60 seconds, but for the ones with 3 choices you need to flip 2 times, the first flip is to eliminate the one choice and the second one is to choose between the two remaining choices and for the one with 4 choices, flip 2 times as well, the first one to decide if its going to be either the top 2 choices or the last 2 choices, and the second flip to decide which choice you'll pick

You can sue someone in “activities” and choose a lawyer and an amount of money that they give you

Say NO to everything challenge Tip: of it don't have a no pick the last one. Of it have a no pick no.

you turned a 1 year prison sentence to a 14 year prison sentence by trying to escape so much LUL

2:38 When Jay said my name I did a double take, mentally freaking out before realizing BitLife just threw it in there and he was reading it. I guess that's when you know your name isn't very common. (But at least now I know what it's like if he said me name, woo. Small life achievements I wasn't aware I needed in life.)

Judge: How do you plead? Jay: *yes*

7:14, no Jay. You need to go the doctors for the special brush to scratch that ass.

Like if Jay is That DUDE!

11:38 this hurt. So bad. I am 'unable to work' because of health reasons but I am only 19 and even though I am NOT lazy, I just feel like a complete and utter failure when I see my former classmates having a job and my sis on her third and last year of her training and I'm still just.... god I hate my life. Needed to get this out... Thank god that nobody ever reads my comments.

I lost it whenever he started suffering from ‘itchy bottom’ 😂

I like that his kid was called Prisonya 😂

Jay! Here’s the deal. You need a good challenge, right? And probably something a bit more on the good side of BitLife. I present to you the Hero Challenge. - must maintain a good relationship with anyone you encounter/are in a relationship with. This includes family members, random encounters, etc. - there are random scenarios that have the option to save someone. Examples would be staging an intervention or trying to intervene when someone is doing something illegal. Do the most valiant option. - your smarts have to be higher than your looks. - you must study harder each year you are in school. You must go to university. Higher educations are optional. - you have to go to the gym regularly. Heroes gotta stay jacked. - you are entirely allowed to have a spouse and kids, but no cheating if you choose to do so. If your spouse cheats on you, you cannot do anything violent to them. You have the option to either forgive and forget or to divorce them. - of course, you cannot commit crimes. - you must adopt at least 1 kid because you HAVE to have an apprentice - you will know if you have succeeded the challenge if, when you die, you have a white sash on your gravestone that says “Hero” on it.

Jay's BitLife character: I'm innocent. I tell ya. Rad Gaming: Say that to the victim's wounds. Judge: Well then GUILTY

"I have diarrhea all the time!"- Jay, 2019

I love this game! I downloaded it not too long ago myself

You're that dude!!

The 100 baby challenge: - Start having kids at 14 (of course be a male) - You DO *NOT* have to be married to your birthgiver, you have to be engaged though. - If a girl can't get pregnant break up with her - If you choose to get a hookup, make sure your fiancé/gf doesn't find out (if that's possible) I hope you notice cause this is my first time commenting on this 😁 Tips: check your colon, mediate, get a good job (college), good reputation with kids,and I think that is all

3:06 *he failed the challenge*

Love your videos always everyday!!! EDIT: Thank you so much Jay for liking my comment! THAT DUDE💯

Yay a new video

"Damn my ass is itchy!" ~Jay 2019

Hey i have a challenge! Finally lmao. I don’t know what to call it 1. Make a custom person in Canada 2. Never study 3. Every time you get the option to date someone do it 4. Never cheat 5. Get as much money as you can 6. Watch a movie every time you age up (good luck) 7. At the age 20 commit murder. If you get into jail restart the game 8. Pickpocket someone at 23 9. You need to have 10 kids by 50 10. Marry at 40-45 if they demand marriage refuse Good luck!

The "Yes to everything" challenge is basically a life of a person that says yes to everything in real life.

You should do the sim challenge. Where you make them in sims and whatever happens happens to the sims. Lol

6:23 💀😭 bro is like 40

JAY!! BITLIFE HAS A NEW UPDATE! U CAN VIEW UR EXES AND TALK TO THEM AND STUFF PLS PLAY

0:23 PETA would like to know your location Mr. (ahem) My dude?

You didnt pick the first option on the driving test and there wasn't a yes answer

Ok Jay Dude Yan Dev just posted a new update and I have a myth that I'd like to try out! 1. Join the drama club and put on the gloves (but dont kill anybody yet) 2. Grab a knife and put it exactly 10 meters away from it's original location 3. Make sure only ONE student notices it so he/she can report it to a teacher 4. The teacher will come and confiscate the knife and put it in a chest in the faculty room 5. Sneak in the faculty room. Grab the knife with the teachers finger prints on it and end a LIFU!!! Will the teacher be accused of murder?

New challenge! Baddass challenge!!! 1) Have a bad relationship with your whole family 2) Have a baby/a one night stand with as much men as possible 3) Do all the most bad stuff possible 4) Always pick the worst/ most cruel options 5) Always insult somebody if you can 6) Always try to escape from prison 7) Try to get 1000+ years in prison Hope you can do it!😜

Jays Word Of The Day: “BIZNITCH”

*Thotty-Actin'-Naughty Challenge* Here's the Rules: (FYI it works for males too) 1- You must drop out of school A.S.A.P, or at least until you get enough education for Exotic Dancer/other jobs. 2- You must have a job that relates to what you are (Exotic Dancer, etc). 3- Every chance that pops up, have the one night stand with NO CONDOM, or let them solicit you. 4- You must not have ANY kids, if you do, abort or abandon them. 5- Don't spend time with your parents / siblings, or make them hate you. 6- You can marry if you want, but you still have to have one-night stands/solicits. 7- Ask your family for money every 2 years, no matter if they say no or not. 8- Do NOT go to the doctor if you contract HIV/Other diseases. Things like Common Cold and Kidney Stones can be treated. 9- Fail your driver's test, and try any new alcohols or drugs that come to you. 10- Do not do any errands unless you get money for it. 11- As an activity if there's nothing else to do, do gambling.

wholesome challenge: you have to be nice to everyone say yes to good things and no to bad things get married 1 time and have 2 kids by the age of 25 commit one murder

Got ya a challenge: 1.) No first kiss, If there is, then you have to kiss with NO tounge. 2.) Do not date anyone. 3.) No s-x. Turn down every guy/girl that asks you out 4.) No one-night stand either. 5.) Try to get through the game without any lovers [You can adopt children] I call this the 'Single Pringle' challenge

“I have diarrhea all the time.” ~Jay from the Kubz Scouts a.k.a. That DUDE

100 babies challenge 1. Keep all the babies 2. Don't leave any baby 3. You can adopt If you die and don't have 100 babies, repeated again Good luck Kubz 👍

"I have diharria all the time" -KubzScouts 2019

The Big Personality Challenge 1. When you turn 13, you must join social media. 2. All of your life (not including your childhood) you must try to gain followers as much as you can. 3. Childhood doesn't count, so you can do whatever you want until you are a teen. 4. You can drop out of school, but you don't have to. 5. Hitting a million followers would be the main goal of the challenge. 6. Don't do anything considered wrong, it could ruin your reputation online. 7. You can't date anyone unless they are in all green. 8. Be nice to everyone to keep a good reputation. 9. If someone assaults you, try to get away, don't fight back unless the person hit you three or more times. 10. Hitting a million followers is not only a main goal but also the end of the challenge.

The itchy bottom situation and your commentary had me wheezing😁 Keep up the amazing content, Jay! Also, don't forget to rest well. ❤️

Yay! More Kubz Scouts!🙂❤️😁👍❤️❤️❤️

Jays emojis ->tomato jay😂 ->pissed jay😒->funny jay😏->scared jay😨->scary jay🤡->mad jay🤬->normal jay😉(this took of ever!!!)

THE EXORCIST JOB THREW ME OFF SO MUCH I DIED LAUGHING

my day just became beautiful I love you, Jay! Your THAT DUDE!!

I love you Jay

“Jade Casino Resort” my cat runs a casino lol

BIZNITCH,BIZNATCH, AND NOW WHAT BIZNUTCH. WTF🤣😆😅

The FriendshipsChallenge!! 1) Make as many friends as possible. 2) Always choose the nicest or most pacifist option. No abortions ever. 3) When in a problem go with the option that doesn't bother people. Don't ask for money, don't tattle on others, etc. 4) Don't ask anyone out. Say yes to whoever asks you out (dating or hanging out) Kind people don't like hurting others. 5) Don't do mean options such as cheat, drugs, murder, etc. 6) If everyone is doing something, you do it as well. 7) Be a good church kid (optional). Basic Goal: have as many people as possible attend your funeral.

Yesss jay keep up the bitlife vids ✌️

Jay spoiling us with these daily uploads, keep up the great work you're THAT DUDE! much love

Sorry I'm late but your the best I've been watching you for two years and u popped up from my recommendations 😀

yay more bitlife with THAT DUDE!

love your vids man keep being awesome

This is uploaded on my birthday!

1. Always pick the most aggressive option 2. Must have a kid every year until failure 3. Must not go to college 4. Never say yes (unless it’s more aggressive) 5. Be an over all horrible person 6. Must have one+ teen pregnancy 7. If someone breaks up with you kill them 8. If your lover has a higher net worth no prenup 9. They have a Lower one prenup

Ahh BitLife, it never gets old

Nothing better than waking up to Jay posting a new video

I have a challenge for you Jay!! The celebrity Challenge: 1. You have to join social media 2. You must go to college or University and get a occupation that pays higher than 25,000 3. You must do well in school (meaning you have to have your smarts over 50%) 4. You must have your looks higher than 45 before you hit the age 25 5. You must have a net worth of over 1mil 6. You must be married by age 35 7. You must marry someone who is rich 8. Always go clubbing every 5 years 9. You must have a lot of followers on Social media (at least more than 400) 10. You must have at least 5 boyfriend's or girlfriends before you die (you can have them at the same time but it isn't mandatory) 11. If you do have any sicknesses, you have to get rid of them ASAP I hope you read this!! Don't forget, your THAT DUDE!!

I got a challenge, the angel challenge. 1.Pick the most innocent opinion 2. You can't gamble,commit crimes,or anything else. 3. If you get sick, go to the hospital immediately 4. You can't have social media 5. Say no to anything bad Yeet that was all my small brain could think off

Good video? YES More of this? YES 10 million likes on the video? YEEEEES please... IS JAY THE BEST/FUNNIEST KZfaqR???? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Love you 😘 that DUDE!!!!!

In 2:55 you were supposed to pick the first one

*4:33** 😂😂 exactly what that is my guy*

The 60 seconds challenges is transfering into Bitlife.

15:15 ok... guys Jay from the Kubz Scouts is THAT DUDE! Did it work?

If Jay says yes to everything...... LETS ALSO SAY YES AND GIVE HIM A LIKE

When Jay told us not to worry about his boyfriend assaulting him because he was going to murder him later on....that part sent me 😂😭

Oh my God... God grand those who died in the Cairo train accident paradise... 29 people died.. and others died burning to Death.. You can find the video.. it's on KZfaq.. It's a sad tragedy..

I love this series :3

Jay’s videos can cure depression

You called me a bisnech how dare you

Where did my notification go

:0 I recommended the yes to everything challenge in the last bitlife episode! I can’t believe the challenge I wanted actually chosen yASSSSSSS

I remember on your older videos, I commented and when you replied, it made me fangirl so much. And now, I still watch you, this is coming from my memory but this is from a yandere video. I don’t remember math equations but I remember this moment. So thanks for being that dude!

Gravity falls challenge: dipper: 1. Always choose the most awkward situation (if not the smartest option) 2. You can break laws occasionally 3. You can only like girls 4. You can get married, but you can't get kids 5. When you die, you have to haunt the game. Mable: 1.always choose the most peacful option 2. You can NEVER break laws 3. You can only like boys. 4. You need to get married and have at least 5 kids. 5. When you die, rest in peace Hey j, if you see this I Love your vids and love what you do.

Yes i love bitlife