*"The blind man saw you and ran off."*

*I was conceived at DisneyLand. My father got excited when he was riding small world.* *”That’s funny because mum said the same when she was riding you.”* I m d y i n g

"There's two people in the house, a poodle and a dog?!?!?" I thought they were both dogs..

''he's been in more holes than a cave explorer!"-THAT DUDE 2019

Try this Bully Challenge: 1. Make sure you are a male. If you have brothers or sisters, make sure you are the most older. 2. Always assault every other male except your dad and insult every female, including your mom. 3. Ignore your mother and always spend time with you dad. 4. Always go to a gym. 5. Your girlfriend must be beatiful. Every ugly one must be rejected. 6. Always do drugs and drink alcohol. 7. If you can, skip school and make sure you don't go to university. 8. When you turn 18, start Gambling and stealing. 9. You must not get married. Make sure you don't have any kids either. If your girl cheats on you, break up with her. Good luck. YOU ARE THAT DUDE!!!

Virtual Girlfriend: **gets abortion** Jay: **almost rage quits**

Jay: “We’re gonna commit a little crime.” Also Jay: “I’m gonna murder someone.”

Police: So you killed 20 people and a dog? Woman: I was on my period. Police: Oh, well then you are free to go!

JAILBIRD CHALLENGE 1) Once you turn 18, commit a crime. It must be a crime of lesser punishment, such as robbery or pickpocketing. NOT murder. 2) If you get away with the crime, commit the same crime until you get sent to jail. 3) Once in jail, attempt to break out (with the maze it gives you). If you fail, wait your jail-time. (Because it was a crime of small penalty, the jail-time should be shorter). 4) Emigrate to a different country, as to make it more difficult to be caught. If you are denied immigration, find a country that accepts you. If none do, emigrate illegally. 5) Commit a crime of your choice, getting sent to jail. 6) Attempt to break out again. (Tip: You can attempt to escape each year) 7) If you succeed, repeat the process. Emigrate to another country and commit a crime, break out, and emigrate again. The goal is to do this FIVE times (if you succeed, feel free to see how many times you can do it). It’s harder than it sounds (some of those mazes can be tricky), but it can be done, as I myself have done it. Good luck! An addition that I forgot: When presented with the opportunity to assault someone, you must do it, as this can send you to jail.

"He's been in more holes than a cave explorer" i laughed so hard. Edit:Why am i crying like a fangirl?

"She ate a whole cucumber without chewing" Everybody dies

Jay: Let’s commit a little crime......a murder . Me: what the ....

I honestly feel like Jay would be a great father

"You tongue-kissed Mikayla Perry. She tasted like oil" *United States would like to know your location*

So she's 21 dating a 14 year old........the FBI wants to know her location

Jay: “ Your dad got excited riding the small world, *THATS WHAT MOM SAYS WHEN SHES RIDING YOU* Me: *sHoOk*

I remember that time I played BitLife and my dad was unknown, I had no siblings, and only had my mom. My mom died when I was 2 and I inherited 134,082. I know this because I took a screenshot.

I have a challenge: The Serial Killer Challenge Rules: 1) You have to always ignore your parents 2) If you have siblings. when your older, you must murder them 3) If your girlfriend/Boyfriend cheats on you, you must have a hookup. If they cheat on you again you must find a hookup 2 times, and breakup with your girlfriend/Boyfriend 4) If your hookup gets prego you have to keep the kid, you cant pay his college thing. And when the kid is 18 you have to put him/her up for adoption. Also if your hookup gets prego you have to name the child a name you hate, but if the child is NOT a result of a hookup, you have to name it a name you like 6)If you ever get into prison you have to try and escape 7) If you are 40 and you have a girlfriend you have to propose, if she says no you have to break up with them and then murder them. 8) At some point you have to murder your parents. 9)If you have a kid when your a teen or younger you have to murder them when you can 10) If your ever low on money you have to ask your parent for some. If your parents are dead you have to pickpocket someone. 11) Your cant go to college/University 12) You have to murder your first girlfriend 13) If your ever depressed you have to do any crime And thats all

So I added Jay to Bitlife... This happened... Australia's Leader, Jay KubzScouts, farted during his UN Address Why? Why Bitlife?

*Man this bully is trying to make people see my wee wee?* *O M G I M D E A D*

Do the 100 baby challenge (it’s rlly hard so get ready) -must be male -must have first child by 18 -after 2 years of your wife/gf not producing babies you must find someone else -keep your health up to at least 80% -have as many babies as you can -one grandchild = a child on the child count Hope you see this and try this challenge out!!

Sociopathic Life 1. Be kind to everyone! Never a mean comment or remark! 2. Be a 'pacifist' 3. Get a high paying job. 4. Create a family. 5. Become a murderer. Kill as many times as possible, but only in ways you know they won't live. 6. If you manage to get caught, with your high paying job, get the most expensive lawyers. 7. If you go to jail, just wait it out and be kind. 8. MURDER. LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND. You care about no one.

Pokemon challenge for bit life ______________________________ 1. Drop out of school at 10 or whenever it allows you, basically as soon as possible. 2. You must have 6 children and name then after any pokemon of u your choice! 3. Whenever its a option assault people because that's a Battle, if it succeeds without going to jail or anything you must pickpocket someone or steal from someone because that's the money they give u after battle! 4. Have a good relationship with your pokemon and keep intelligence up. got to know it all to be the very best! 5. Your pokemon must be from a one night stands and/or hook ups because in pokemon games you travel alone. 6. When your old and have 6 adult pokemon u must commit 4 murders this is the pokemon league (this is a little difficult to do without getting caught so ill make it optional) 7. Live the rest of ur life on vacations this is where u travel the world! (I thought id suggest this, just a idea I thought up when I was playing...sorry for rambling...😶)

Bro he dated two Natsukis in a row

Jay:Let’s do a little crime Jay:*Murders someone*

The Two Faced Murderer Challenge! Rules! ; • Pick the nicest option for everyone! • Murder people at a young age! (Basically when the option is available) • Try to murder as many people possible! • Try and get away with the murders! • Must choose the best lawyers so get a good job! • Must be married at least twice! • Can date as many people but murder them if they break up with you or cheat on you! • Cannot go clubbing and getting drunk or using drugs. • Try and live as long as possible with a good impression! • Be good in school and at work. UwU Good Luck Jay! You're THAT DUDE! OwO

2:10 My mother is Mia Li, a *cameraman* (age 21).

Age 14 NO FBI DONT OPEN UP *The legal age of consent in Japan is 13.*

Still can't get over his old hair 😂

Here some challenges for you The ASIAN CHALLENGE (Stereotype base from my perspective as Asian myself) . Only choose country that within Asia continent . 1) Have an average family , make sure you came from unknown or unplanned (Most Asian parent lying to their children where they came from example like trash can , sewer and Mars) 2) You must study hard and always above 90% smart until the day has come . You must take Maths when applying university otherwise you must restart . 3) If you ugly looking , try to improve your looking at least above 60% . 4) Be nice if an event or option give you profit/pride , be aggressive to an event or option that trigger/against you . 5) Most Asian parent want their child to be successful and rich regardless their behavior , try to be millionaire either legit way or not . If you take the legit way , continue to work on your career path until you age 80 . 6) Be straight and marry to the girl that beautiful and average money income . You can date/marry as many girl as you like . You also can divorce/break up if there some girl against you . 7) Be brave , do anything that involve saving or attacking and etc . 8) Last but not least , be healthy and strong . Meditate and gym everyday . Remove any disease insight. You must rest in peace at the age of 100 and above.

Periods=p.m.s.= mood swings. The girls understand. Haha the first time I p.m.s. I threw my deodorant at my mom. She luckily dodged it and luckily she didn't ground me because she realize I was p.m.s.

“He’s been in more holes than a cave explorer” I’m D E A D Jay🤣

The Gambler challenge 1. Always ask your parents for some money (at least once a year) 2. Go to the casino 3. Start low (once you win go higher and so on) 4. If you are on a winning streak bet the highest there is possible 5. Once you get an addiction to gambling go and play 10 times a year 6. You can get a job (preferably one that pays well) 7. You can also find love (have children etc) but if your partner yells at you, you HAVE to yell back 8. If you are low on money you have to pickpocket the person that would seem like they would have a lot of money or else you’d have to burgle someone that would seem like they would have a lot of money (but don’t get caught!) Love you Jay 💕 By the way you’re THAT DUDE

I’m obsessed with bitlife rn

14:19 "I do have a girlfriend but she hates mg guts....... lets have a baby." I'm dying. XD

Inmate: boi what did you do to get in prison? Him: I busted a girl vagan.

I have a challenge called Bad Boy/Girl Challenge! 1). Each time you get to abuse someone, *do it >:)* 2). Don't go to college 3). Once you're old enough, use the dating app, find an old guy/girl with lots of money, marry him/her, and age up until they die. Repeat this process. 4). Have more than 5 children, each with different men/women, and abandon them >:) 5). Commit 7+ crimes in your life span (At least 3 have to be murder). Each time you get arrested, always choose Public Defender, and always start riots, and try to escape. 6). Your only way of money is burglry, your parents, your date from the dating app, etc. 7). Always choose the most evil choices. good luck, hopefully Jay does this challenge!

Jay I have a challenge for you called genetically perfect challenge 1. You must try to make your smart stat as high as possible by studying 2. You have to make good/logical choices in your life. If you go to jail you must start over 3. You must not get pregnant or impregnate while in high school 4. You must major in math, science or political science 5. You must try to go into a high paying job 6. You must Mary someone to similar or higher sates and low craziness 7. You can’t get divorce and you must keep a high relationship with your significant other 8. You must 3 kids with high stats 9. If you are ugly you must get plastic surgery 10. You can’t commit crime, do drugs, gamble, or drink 11. You must make a will and donate all of your money to charity 12. Your children must major in anything but art or music, you must try to change their mind and if you can’t don’t pay for tuition and disown them 13. You must retire at the age of 80 if you live that long These all of the rules or this challenge Good luck

8:34 jay: IM 14! me: YEA BUT SHES 11!!!

Jay: my girlfriend hates my guts Solution: lEtS hAvE a BaBy 😂😂😂

Jay totally forgot about mood swings didn’t he?

Jay why don’t u ever try to escape prison These likes FEEE

When you are a kid in BitLife going to the doctors is free

15:06 Cucumber God Mode : On

I Got A Challenge “The Regret Challenge” 0-35 Years 1) Must do the most harmful option 2) Can do gambling, Murdering, “Rebelious Stuff) 3) You can do crime but DONT GET CAUGHT or you restart 4) No Jobs You Gotta Ask Your Parents For Money 5) You can cheat and don’t have a baby 35-Death 5) Must do the peaceful options 6) Be a good citizen (Don’t Cheat, Don’t Gamble, Don’t Go To The Club, etc) 7) If you are addicted to something get rehab 8) If You Do Have A Relationship Don’t Breakup 9) Since you have to be peaceful you have to meditate everyday

I got a challenge for you, Jay: *The Party Animal Challenge* 1. Go to the nightclub 5 times before you age up 2. If you're offered alcohol, drink it 3. Throw a house party atleast once before you age up 4. Hook up with a person as much as you can 5. Only date someone with high craziness 6. Always assault/insult when you have the option to 7. Make sure you have 50% or more in looks, try to up it using plastic surgery, etc. if you don't 8. Don't have kids, you can't have kids to worry about at a party 9. (Optional) Major in dance in university if it's available 10. (Optional) Take the bartender job if it's available 11. Good luck!

11:35 Japan, remember? It's legal over there.

12:34 "When you find out she's a team player."

I present to you, THE KINDERGARTEN CHALLENGE!!! Basic rules: You must play as a boy, as the main character in Kindergarten is, No marriage, you're only in kindergarten after all and If you have a baby, you must keep it, but, you have to do everything in your power to prevent them from living long (as in, you can't immunize them, if they get sick you can't do anything etc etc.) MAIN RULES: 1. (Jerome rule) You have to do everything in your power to be popular in school. 2. (Cindy Rule) You must date a girl whos craziness is full or close to being so, this is your girlfriend Cindy, you have to be nice to her and agree to everything she says, but you MUST break up with her if she cheats on you, and then murder her. 3. (Buggs) You must assault anyone, anytime the option pops up. 4. (Nugget) If you are offered drugs you must accept, and you must also murder someone by trying to poison them at least once. 5. (Monty) You have to keep your smarts up and not drop out of school. 6. (Lily) In some endings you can drive poor Lily to suicide, so that's how your end must come too once you have completed all other rules. 7. (Billy) You have to play as a character that has a brother so you can kill him at any point in the future, any way you wish. 8. YOU CANNOT GO TO PRISON. 9. To reiterate: You must kill Cindy, Anyone by poisoning them, your brother, and you must kill a further 5 people of your choosing (one for each of the kindergarteners) Plus try to indirectly kill any children you have. And finally, yourself. YOU'RE THAT DUDE!

Just so you know, it's possible to attempt to escape from prison. You can play a little mini game just like with the house burglary and you can try to get to the exit without the guard catching you.

I think you should call it: The Mainiac Challenge

15:58 Damn son, everything's going downhill for you indeed. *me in the back, face red, dying, crying laughing*

Jay you should do the 100 baby challenge: 1.Basically just have 100 kids 2.They don’t have to be from the same woman 3.Once you have your first kid; you have to have at least one every year 4. If your partner has an abortion or a miscarriage you have to start over

Your hair looks nice ☺️

I got a challenge called ' Bad Parent ' 1) Have 10 kids but abandon nine of them. 2) Ignore the one you keep. 3) Insult, assault, then kill ONE of your kids ( doesn't matter which ) 4) Go to jail three times, but escape. I hope you do this challenge, it ain't much.

“MomMy gAVe mE GonNoRrHea?!” Said nobody EVER

JAY WHEN YOU GO TO PRISON YOU CAN ESCAPE!!??!

*WAIT...* HOW DID JAY'S CHARACTER KNOW WHAT OIL TASTE LIKE???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I want Bitlife to update the android version so its the same as IOS

Yay! My fave youtuber acknowledged my country! (Phillipines) 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Bitlife videos from Jay are always the best~

12:34 *Monika called and she said she wants Natsuki back to the literature club*

11:51 Gambling is illegal 8:55 'YOU TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND GAMBLING' Me: wait, that's illegal?

16:03 got me dead

I have crusader kings challenge (and it’s kinda messed up): 1.º pick a man since they can have kids after 100 2.º try to have as many kids as possible (if you want to try the 100 kids challenge this is a good time) 3.º if you try to have kids and no luck after 5 attempts, cheat on your women with no condom, and then try again with her (apologize if she finds out) usually they become fertile after you cheating, unless she’s 38+ if that doesn’t work get another woman the youngest possible (yeah... basically have 100 and date 18 girl) 4.º If your kid tells you that he’s gay assault him or argue with him (choose whatever you want) if he says he’s bisexual pretend you didn’t hear 5.º pay for every intuition for your kids, if one of them doesn’t appreciate it (basically if is in te red) abandon him or put him to adoption. For homosexual kids you don’t have much patience as the heterosexual kids so if it’s orange do the same (abandon or put to adoption) as the bisexual do whatever you prefer choose to treat them as heterosexual or homosexual 6.º this is just a recommendation since the kids suck up all your money, get a reeealy good job that pays a lot Tip: if you want to live past 100 (believe me you’ll need it doing the 100 kids challenge) meditate, go to the gym, study, clean your colon and do some vacations regularly, no need to be every year but I recommend doing it every 6/5 years, after 50 every 2/3 years and after 100 every single year Try to surpass me 123 years with 96 kids ;3

It’s nice to know jay has my hair style

2:47 as a girl, i can say that we don’t have weewees. we have vajayjays. edit: waiT WAS HE BORN A BOI OR A GIRL I’M KINDA DRUNK SO DON’T MIND ME EHEH

This challenge should be called "The Delinquent challenge"

Bigger than my wife when she took the kids

Hi Jay, Luv your vids

I wish I had someone with Jay's energy. You're THAT DUDE.

idk if someone finally told him this but you need to build a relationship to have a baby... so have conversations/spend time w/ them, go on vacations and the movies w. them

Jay in order to have a baby with your girlfriend/boyfriend you need to spend time with them and raise the relationship

*"I can't be bird boxing this shit--"* *JAY YOU WATCHED BIRD BOX YES--*

I miss jay playing bitlife the most unexpected things happened

A dude killed me by spanking my nee😂

Why is everyone commenting the 100 baby challenge when he could have 100 chicks 😎

*My father got excited while riding 'It's a Small World'* Jay: "that's fun because Mom says the same thing when she riding you" 😂😂😂😂

I like how murder is 50 years but attempted murder is 80 🤔🤔🤔

2:00 the voice affects in this video was hilarious

Jay! Here’s the deal. You need a good challenge, right? And probably something a bit more on the good side of BitLife. I present to you the Hero Challenge. - must maintain a good relationship with anyone you encounter/are in a relationship with. This includes family members, random encounters, etc. - there are random scenarios that have the option to save someone. Examples would be staging an intervention or trying to intervene when someone is doing something illegal. Do the most valiant option. - your smarts have to be higher than your looks. - you must study harder each year you are in school. You must go to university. Higher educations are optional. - you have to go to the gym regularly. Heroes gotta stay jacked. - you are entirely allowed to have a spouse and kids, but no cheating if you choose to do so. If your spouse cheats on you, you cannot do anything violent to them. You have the option to either forgive and forget or to divorce them. - of course, you cannot commit crimes. - you must adopt at least 1 kid because you HAVE to have an apprentice - you will know if you have succeeded the challenge if, when you die, you have a white sash on your gravestone that says “Hero” on it.

YOU LIKE PHILIPPINES?!?! JAY LIKE PHILIPPINES?? | V For people who live Philippines 🇵🇭

7:49 ooooo Jay, you are a savage! you are THAT dude!

wait a minute.. kota maeda.. komaeda 7:47

YUSSS KUB SCOUT OF THREE YEARS IM SO HAPPY TO SEE ANOTHER BIT LIFE VIDEOOOOO ❤❤ like if you are too ❤

Does Jay not know you can break out of prison

7:41 Kinda sounds like Nagito Komeada

I murdered my dad... i got 100 years in prison... bitlife gives me a midlife crisis

Who else hates to poop at school?

Jay did you even realize that at 9:13 u said the same thing as the sound effect u put in OOF *jEzUs ChRiSt*

No one: Me at 9:47 : GuNdAm TaNaKa Also no one: Me at 8:41: aOi AsAhiNa

JAY YOUR HAIR IS PERFECT DONT ROAST IT😤❤️

*Jay's Hair has left the chat*

"Im starting to look like a little rat." Well im just dying.

Hair cut looks awesome jay

I Got Request For Bitlife 1. Have Even Same Time Better Cory 2. Having School Before Congrats 3. Find a Date For Cory And 4. Helping Doctor or Else Become Old Age

Yo Jay! I got a challenge for ya Hero challenge Number 1: You must be nice your family and stuff Number 2: Stay in school and graduate from University Number 3: No matter what you cannot go to jail. If you go to jail, restart. Number 4: If someone insults you forgive them. However if someone insults your family members insult them. If they attack you, fight back. Number 5: If anyone is doing something illegal or hurting someone else, you MUST intervene Number 6: You have to have a son or a daughter to carry on the legacy. Number 7: Your health has to be above 50% all the time. If it drops, raise it back up as soon as possible Number 8: No committing crimes of any sort Number 9: If your spouse cheats on you or breaks up with you wish them well or break up with them. No matter what, don't insult/injure them That's it Jay! Good luck and remember you're THAT DUDE

AYE WE EARLY IN HERE 🤙🏽🤙🏽🔥🔥🔥❤️

17:55 Mood 😂

Never ending loop Do what ever but die with children continue to do what they do (Negative or positive if )