His name is Franklin

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Habitual Linecrosser

Habitual Linecrosser

24 күн бұрын

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@aceclub3555
@aceclub3555 22 күн бұрын
The fear of getting nuked so bad you resort to relocating a landmass via paddles is great.
@Outlaw_Deadman1996
@Outlaw_Deadman1996 22 күн бұрын
I think they have enough people to do it 😂😂😂
@rucker69
@rucker69 22 күн бұрын
I think that was a stab at the ACTUAL PEOPLE who think Japan is just a giant ship moved by engines underground.
@canaanclb
@canaanclb 22 күн бұрын
We should take our island and push it somewhere else!!!!
@joshuamartin2069
@joshuamartin2069 22 күн бұрын
​@rucker69 there's no way actual people think that
@GlamrockFoxy
@GlamrockFoxy 22 күн бұрын
@@joshuamartin2069 Careful with that statement. There are people who think the earth is flat
@NKW3511
@NKW3511 22 күн бұрын
“Everybody start paddling, we must move the island of Japan” had me dying 🤣
@ToxikDouche
@ToxikDouche 22 күн бұрын
Saaaaaame
@truegrits257
@truegrits257 22 күн бұрын
Same shit was funny as fuck
@Kohagaan
@Kohagaan 22 күн бұрын
Also, blow in the sails, to go faster : pfffffffffffffffff! Pfffffffffffffffffffff!😟
@raysteigerwalt5272
@raysteigerwalt5272 22 күн бұрын
Needed that laugh😂😂
@somekrazyfrogenl4157
@somekrazyfrogenl4157 22 күн бұрын
Omg same
@ronbarnabei8226
@ronbarnabei8226 22 күн бұрын
I love how Japan said West Taiwan.
@littleredreiner6446
@littleredreiner6446 22 күн бұрын
I love the way England says America... like we're the unruly wayward child 😂
@Jeff.78
@Jeff.78 21 күн бұрын
Carry on, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Dontcha cry no more.
@JefferyP.Indorf
@JefferyP.Indorf 20 күн бұрын
Are you saying we aren't the wayward son?
@jukesd1597
@jukesd1597 19 күн бұрын
@@Jeff.78 That’s US!!!
@dr.bright3081
@dr.bright3081 8 күн бұрын
I mean… the US is the rebel child of the family with the UK lol
@VoiceOfTheEmperor
@VoiceOfTheEmperor 3 күн бұрын
Dude, we've ALWAYS been that.
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 22 күн бұрын
With The Kid, I'm more worried about him contracting rabies than the plague.
@wittyjoker4631
@wittyjoker4631 22 күн бұрын
Pretty sure rabies would just calm the kid down like a valume.
@jealc0
@jealc0 22 күн бұрын
Contracting rabies? Pretty sure The Kid is the source of the rabies
@joshuachapman2065
@joshuachapman2065 22 күн бұрын
He's a rabies carrier.
@michalaubrecht1512
@michalaubrecht1512 22 күн бұрын
At this point, he *definetly* has rabies, along with *several* mental issues
@thedyingmeme6
@thedyingmeme6 22 күн бұрын
Wym he already HAS rabies
@Kitkatfan84
@Kitkatfan84 22 күн бұрын
“We must move the islands of Japan” 💀
@oldRighty1
@oldRighty1 22 күн бұрын
The way the eyes and mouth disappeared first 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasonkeighin9401
@jasonkeighin9401 22 күн бұрын
the japans
@CaptainPhantom6
@CaptainPhantom6 22 күн бұрын
We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!
@VirulentGunk
@VirulentGunk 22 күн бұрын
"Oh no, he's talking about the sun again."
@Uturn999
@Uturn999 22 күн бұрын
no.. noo... noooo... move russia out of europe.. as for West Taiwan... just make it one Taiwan :D
@GlacierPilotGst
@GlacierPilotGst 22 күн бұрын
Just spent a few days in Anchorage and “The Kid” was out in force having a play date with NATO aircraft.
@alphamaccao5224
@alphamaccao5224 22 күн бұрын
Kid's in syria, it was confirmed he represents the airframes in that region.
@itzsnookums
@itzsnookums 22 күн бұрын
Also from Anchorage area, the kid and all his siblings are out everyday
@jbenfinger
@jbenfinger 21 күн бұрын
I'm under the flight path for their training base. See the kid all the time.
@509Gman
@509Gman 21 күн бұрын
We love our 22s here. Air show next weekend too, Thunderbirds this year.
@weaselwolf8425
@weaselwolf8425 21 күн бұрын
oh yes. The kid always gets playtime. I've grown up around JBER and every day it's always awesome hearing them Pratt&Whitney's plus whatever other aircraft we use or our allies. I've been seeing a lot of German pilots/troops recently. Oh and we got the air show soon
@savageassassin8548
@savageassassin8548 22 күн бұрын
su-57 "ha, another hanger princess" f22 "at least i have a hanger"
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 21 күн бұрын
Pov f22: at least I Have seen a few combat missions haven't scored a kill even then at least I was in combat operations
@jasonwhite2028
@jasonwhite2028 16 күн бұрын
I didnt even catch this hilarious, su57 really is a beautiful plane i must admit.
@SamT-h7w
@SamT-h7w 9 күн бұрын
At least we have Franlkin!!
@SamT-h7w
@SamT-h7w 9 күн бұрын
​@@jasonwhite2028So beautiful that only a few aare made.
@Mare_Man
@Mare_Man 22 күн бұрын
The plague isn't back, _it never left._
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 22 күн бұрын
yeah, we just learned to shower and not kill cats.
@USAads2023
@USAads2023 22 күн бұрын
Sadly you are right, the only people left, are the ones that are resisting to it. So we all alive today, have little concern about it. Yet it could mutate and become again a problem.
@BizarreCoyote
@BizarreCoyote 22 күн бұрын
@@USAads2023 Y.Pestis (the Plague bacteria) mutates very, very slowly. So slowly that the treatments for it back in the 50's are still effective now. It's also so *rare* in people that over the past 115 years, the US has had only had ~1,000 cases of it. Even fewer actually *die* from it. The only reason it makes headlines at all is because, well, it's the *Black Plague* and people need to be scared of something.
@jtwg4th253
@jtwg4th253 22 күн бұрын
Yeah around here its endemic in armadillos.
@tarzina
@tarzina 22 күн бұрын
if you catch it quick enough antibiotics do just fine with it, i know prairie dogs had it too!
@trentonfox
@trentonfox 22 күн бұрын
Hail Franklin, Trash-Emperor of the Skylands
@L0stEngineer
@L0stEngineer 22 күн бұрын
I just love Franklin's story arc. He started as a bored kid fighting him over a chicken nugget, and now they're besties.
@bulldowozer5858
@bulldowozer5858 21 күн бұрын
*Scorn of the Hangar doors
@droman608
@droman608 20 күн бұрын
Also Franklin: 👑
@lauraspaeth6130
@lauraspaeth6130 22 күн бұрын
The last line was PURE GOLD, and will keep me laughing for weeks, but the visual of the Kid and Franklin, his raccoon family, bonded over hate and cages….my goodness, that is BEAUTIFUL.
@NNotSwiss
@NNotSwiss 22 күн бұрын
"My default setting was violence." That got me cracking for the past 5 mins.
@kineticstar
@kineticstar 22 күн бұрын
My Default Setting is Violence!
@FrauWilhelmKlink
@FrauWilhelmKlink 22 күн бұрын
As an American, I can confirm this is true😂
@Goulmy86
@Goulmy86 22 күн бұрын
European here. Still thankful for it.
@the2pointo292
@the2pointo292 22 күн бұрын
T shirt time hlc
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 22 күн бұрын
It's fcuking the same story here in Poland. Every Kowalski has a violent default setup against ruskies. I just realized we are fucking around with them for nearly a century now.
@JPStetson
@JPStetson 22 күн бұрын
​@@the2pointo292 I would totally buy that shirt.
@USSEnterprise6126
@USSEnterprise6126 22 күн бұрын
the plauge has had cases for years this isn't new
@TH3H3LLR41S3R
@TH3H3LLR41S3R 22 күн бұрын
And? Dude can still talk about it. Fucking Russian bots
@phoenixthewolf6301
@phoenixthewolf6301 22 күн бұрын
Yeah and it’s extremely treatable now The main reason why it spread and killed so much was because of lack of hygiene and medicine
@ChamberpotCharlie
@ChamberpotCharlie 22 күн бұрын
On average 7 a year and the vast majority are in the southwest territory
@iamkrosis7317
@iamkrosis7317 22 күн бұрын
thanx for clarifying
@233Deadman
@233Deadman 22 күн бұрын
Yeah, it pops up every now and then, even in the US. A little under 500 reported cases in the US alone between 1970 and 2020, but it's not as bad nowadays thanks to antibiotics.
@Jester_117
@Jester_117 22 күн бұрын
The quote of the day is "If you don't fly close enough to the sun then we will bring the sun to you"-North America
@s4dg
@s4dg 22 күн бұрын
for clarification, the bubonic plague is pretty much a non issue to humans now, there are several antibiotics that can completely cure it.
@Jinkuzu
@Jinkuzu 22 күн бұрын
Japans PTSD kicking in real hard
@doogie38041
@doogie38041 22 күн бұрын
It's not PTSD, that's just spicy memories.
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus 22 күн бұрын
Mine would too if I were the only nation bitchslapped by the sun 😂
@donoimdono2702
@donoimdono2702 22 күн бұрын
PTSD? here we call that nostalgia
@thomasohanlon1060
@thomasohanlon1060 22 күн бұрын
Gotta love Japans line, “Oh no, he’s talking about the sun again, everyone,quick start paddling.”🤣👍
@Strangebyrd
@Strangebyrd 22 күн бұрын
I'm really surprised Japan hasn't changed their tagline to" Land of the Rising Suns."
@michaelbrown2678
@michaelbrown2678 22 күн бұрын
"He's talking about the sun again. Everybody start paddling, we must move the island of Japan!"😂😂😂😂😂😂☀️💥
@noonespecial9704
@noonespecial9704 22 күн бұрын
Ah my favorite Thursday program. I feel like a kid waiting for the Saturday cartoons to come on. Man I miss those days
@Foul_Ghoul
@Foul_Ghoul 22 күн бұрын
Did anyone else imagine millions of people getting up, grabbing anything that can be used as a paddle, then begin a march to the coast?
@josephgauthreaux8926
@josephgauthreaux8926 21 күн бұрын
I started imagining Japan floating further and further away from Russia
@TheGM2004
@TheGM2004 9 күн бұрын
Rumbling, rumbling
@Londoge1
@Londoge1 22 күн бұрын
At this rate Franklin is going to get an intercept before The Kid
@garreth629
@garreth629 22 күн бұрын
Well, if he's anything like his namesake, he gets plenty of intercepts. He knows what the lady's like.
@USAads2023
@USAads2023 22 күн бұрын
I think the kid already INTERCEPTED that poor Franklin. If you know what i mean
@scifiauthor
@scifiauthor 22 күн бұрын
I can't stop laughing!!! "Everybody start paddling!"
@Rena_Soar
@Rena_Soar 22 күн бұрын
“He’s talking about the sun again” I started cackling like a hyena in my break room that was so good
@lord_mega5588
@lord_mega5588 22 күн бұрын
"EVERYONE! START PADDLING. WE MOST MOVE THE ISLAND OF JAPAN!" that sent me 😂
@scottdixon4101
@scottdixon4101 21 күн бұрын
I almost choked while brushing my teeth because I was laughing so hard after that line! 🤣
@VKiera
@VKiera 22 күн бұрын
Poor Japan having flashbacks. 😂 the eyes disappearing was perfect.
@cheetahmg
@cheetahmg 22 күн бұрын
Didn't expect to see the Su-57 finally make an appearance, but I'm not complaining. He better stay praying that nobody unlocks the hanger doors for my good friend Raptor to come out and play.
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta 22 күн бұрын
I LOVE the misdirection! "Florida has Plague!" [it's California!] 1979, I was stationed at Fort Hood. A large contingent of troops from the 13th Signal Battalion were transferred to Camp Irwin, just south of Death Valley. We were providing communication support for joint Air Force/Army exercises. We all got inoculations before departure...including Bubonic Plague! Turns out that the jack-Rabbits in the region were all infected with Plague.. Ironically, more Soldiers got sick from the shots than from the Rabbits! California has so much Plague that the Army gave us shots...still makes me laugh inside.
@pinky8167
@pinky8167 22 күн бұрын
Florida gets me everytime. As an Aussie they are my favourite.
@tehfiredog
@tehfiredog 22 күн бұрын
I mean, Florida is a mini Australia. People are nuts and everything there wants to kill you in horrible ways when you aren't looking. 😁
@Longhauler85
@Longhauler85 22 күн бұрын
Welllllll, Florida is our Australia, so....😂 or is that Texas? 🤔 Either way, we love you Aussies.
@Butter_Warrior99
@Butter_Warrior99 22 күн бұрын
Florida is wonderful swap water.
@metroidhunter965
@metroidhunter965 22 күн бұрын
I know Australians would be very welcome down in Florida. Both of you love wrestling alligators and are both just enough psychotic to be lovable.
@CEDFTW
@CEDFTW 22 күн бұрын
​@@Longhauler85Florida is Australia because we have the wildlife like they do, plus Poland is European Texas in the canon here so I think that comparison would make more sense
@DRAONWEED
@DRAONWEED 22 күн бұрын
Every body start paddling, I HAVEN'T stopped laughing.
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 22 күн бұрын
Britain: AMERICA! Are you out of your bloody mind?!?! America [in it’s best Snape voice]: Obviously
@Zero.the.clip.maker.
@Zero.the.clip.maker. 22 күн бұрын
"he's talking about the sun again" that got me dying 😂😂
@acarrillo8277
@acarrillo8277 22 күн бұрын
The bubonic plague has been present in the squirrel population in the Sierra Mt range off and on for a long time. It's just weird that it made it to Colorado
@darthhauler9947
@darthhauler9947 22 күн бұрын
Prairie dogs have been known to carry it too.
@craigw6557
@craigw6557 22 күн бұрын
Yeah, we get about one or two cases a year. Mostly transferred via pets that roamed off leash
@ravenhawke5
@ravenhawke5 22 күн бұрын
The squirrels here in Oregon are carriers also
@blankblank6214
@blankblank6214 22 күн бұрын
And California rats and homeless since 2018
@MrSplic3r
@MrSplic3r 22 күн бұрын
The desire to pet anything that is furry, regardless of how crazy eyed and frothing at the mouth it is, is a universal thing.
@jatsantsa
@jatsantsa 22 күн бұрын
That last sentence was confirmed assault on my lungs and nasal cavities. You know how hard is to get mint tea from these places?
@blazed420rcd
@blazed420rcd 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CSSstravag
@CSSstravag 22 күн бұрын
One big mistake there, bud: never drink and watch Habitual Linecrosser at the same time. You are gambling on choking on your drink of choice!
@ZScott09
@ZScott09 22 күн бұрын
Or eat
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 22 күн бұрын
kinda your fault for sipping tea while watching HLC, my dude
@1johnnygunn
@1johnnygunn 22 күн бұрын
On the bright side, everything will smell awesome!
@rektralph6778
@rektralph6778 22 күн бұрын
These videos breathe life into my otherwise boring day lmao
@user-co2so1le1y
@user-co2so1le1y 22 күн бұрын
"Everybody start paddling!" That's a paddlin'.
@mattadams7922
@mattadams7922 22 күн бұрын
Wonderful reference. Paddling the school Canoe, you best believe that's a paddlin'. Ole Abe hits em with the "What are you cackling at fatty, too much pie that's yer problem."
@user-co2so1le1y
@user-co2so1le1y 22 күн бұрын
@@mattadams7922 Best part of this is that I didn't even remember where exactly the quote came from, it just came into my head lol
@justjonazjameson5559
@justjonazjameson5559 22 күн бұрын
I still remember the kid fighting the raccoon for a week-old chicken nugget, and now they are family..... kinda wholesome
@mikedicewrites
@mikedicewrites 22 күн бұрын
Japan: "He's talking about the sun again." *Paddling intensifies*
@nathanbowers1284
@nathanbowers1284 22 күн бұрын
Your comedy has become top tier to me. That last line got very laughing over here 😂 keep em coming!
@glengearhart5298
@glengearhart5298 22 күн бұрын
Videos like this are why I haven't lost all hope!
@silver-berry
@silver-berry 22 күн бұрын
"we squash that in the sixties" 🤣💀 that got me in a way I haven't got got in a while
@bigearl3867
@bigearl3867 22 күн бұрын
Not quite yet we haven't.
@Symbol117
@Symbol117 22 күн бұрын
That last part slayed me. "We must move the island of Japan!" I had a good long laugh with that one.
@rosalindsmith6103
@rosalindsmith6103 22 күн бұрын
Yo, Florida. You have me dying of laughter over here!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jasontrower-rundle
@Jasontrower-rundle 22 күн бұрын
Royal navy helped a lot but the pacific was absolutely an American show. Not the only actors, but totally the headliners
@DeadRobit29
@DeadRobit29 22 күн бұрын
Freedom for Franklin and the kid!
@andrewhamop6665
@andrewhamop6665 22 күн бұрын
Bro Japan being constantly on edge whenever the US talks to them, or whenever somebody mentions the sun is priceless 😂😂 Great video as always HLC!
@dylandepetro4187
@dylandepetro4187 22 күн бұрын
Well… we did turn them from the land of the rising sun to the land of the rising suns, as in multiple suns. Lmao.
@bluesbest1
@bluesbest1 22 күн бұрын
"Oh, you say you're the land of the Rising Sun? I've got a sunrise for you. Two of 'em. And they're even coming from the east, imagine that."
@shibboleth5768
@shibboleth5768 21 күн бұрын
Dude you are on a roll. Im crying. That was stinkin hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@MrBlackdragon1230
@MrBlackdragon1230 22 күн бұрын
Everybody start paddling He's talking about the sun again had me rolling on the floor!
@Wpns175
@Wpns175 22 күн бұрын
"Every body! Start paddling!" 🤣
@Bestbaker34
@Bestbaker34 22 күн бұрын
These videos are gold, I can’t stop watching them
@SofaKingWeToddEdd
@SofaKingWeToddEdd 22 күн бұрын
The paddling part at the end has me rolling over. OMG that was pure enjoyment.
@dalespringerwilson4233
@dalespringerwilson4233 22 күн бұрын
Every time I think it's safe to be drinking something and watching your videos, you make me spit it out all over my phone through my nose. Effing Great !!! I'm from Florida and my dad was in the Pacific during world war II on the Enterprise..... So this one made me choke.... 😂😂
@Browhoa
@Browhoa 22 күн бұрын
“EVERYBODY start paddling,we need to move the ISLAND OF JAPAN”only moly
@elwaryn
@elwaryn 22 күн бұрын
I love how the UK says "America!". LOL
@yvonnemuller9204
@yvonnemuller9204 22 күн бұрын
*Clutches pearls* "Ah MEH rick ah!"
@DavidC_92
@DavidC_92 22 күн бұрын
SCOTTTLANDDDD
@leewilkinson6372
@leewilkinson6372 22 күн бұрын
Ok. I admit you got me at the end. "Start paddling...." 😂😮😅
@mrgcav
@mrgcav 17 күн бұрын
Excellent Vidoe. Very funnny. Getting better and better. Have to move the island.... LOL !!!
@Morallyimmoral1
@Morallyimmoral1 22 күн бұрын
LET THE F22 KEEP THE RACCOON!
@ba1263
@ba1263 22 күн бұрын
Totally ❤
@travisbishop782
@travisbishop782 22 күн бұрын
Wait, is that Rah-coon from MandatoryFunDay?
@teresanu
@teresanu 22 күн бұрын
HIS NAME IS FRANKLIN AND I AM ALREADY ATTACHED TO HIM
@Devin_Stromgren
@Devin_Stromgren 22 күн бұрын
LET THE RACOON BE THE PILOT!
@emilymiller3362
@emilymiller3362 22 күн бұрын
All I see is Karen with a purse chichiwa treating a dog breed for war and violence as a doll.
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 22 күн бұрын
That ending was hilarious lmao. Despite Florida's antics you can at least count on them to cook food properly... I think
@JohnYossarian
@JohnYossarian 22 күн бұрын
That roadkill stew was sun-baked before it ended up stewing.
@ShadowMoses21
@ShadowMoses21 17 күн бұрын
Cooking food to "Florida man's" specifications isn't exactly safe or edible but it can still clear the FDA so yeah...
@terrykrugii5652
@terrykrugii5652 22 күн бұрын
"Everyone! Start paddling!" Had me dying 🤣
@Pr3Va1L
@Pr3Va1L 22 күн бұрын
Reaaaaly leaning into the whole "Florida can say things I can't say" this week aren't you 😂
@1GungGung
@1GungGung 22 күн бұрын
We literally get squirrels testing positive for the Plague in California every year and have for as long as I could remember.
@tituslabienus01
@tituslabienus01 22 күн бұрын
"Not Right Now Babe, HLC Just Dropped"
@dansebastiano2355
@dansebastiano2355 22 күн бұрын
Needed that laugh from the hospital bed!
@Connorjd45
@Connorjd45 22 күн бұрын
This is my favorite episode in a while, I love whenever Florida and Japan are in the same episode!
@ch111ris
@ch111ris 22 күн бұрын
Moving the island got me
@thenickshark1
@thenickshark1 22 күн бұрын
I was drinking when he said it and nearly spewed my water trying not to laugh
@Minusonebraincell-qt5bw
@Minusonebraincell-qt5bw 22 күн бұрын
First 5 seconds we already got madness
@vita2831
@vita2831 22 күн бұрын
The bubonic plague never really left. There are a few cases every year, but modern medicine makes it hardly a problem.
@VJ-qz4fr
@VJ-qz4fr 22 күн бұрын
"Ewarybothee start paddaling" 💀 lmao 😂😂
@stephentichenor3024
@stephentichenor3024 22 күн бұрын
I was unaware you could give an entire island PTSD. 😂
@ornerylurker8296
@ornerylurker8296 22 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, if you know what you’re looking at you can see the lasting imprints of it in pretty much all of Japanese media. Those closing days live rent free in the collective nipon zeitgeist.
@madkoala2130
@madkoala2130 22 күн бұрын
Like, did you watch any old school anime movies? Those things are pure evidance of Japan collectively living under PTSD.
@ornerylurker8296
@ornerylurker8296 19 күн бұрын
@@madkoala2130 Space battleship yamato obviously is one, Macross is another, Arpegio of blue steele or however the fuck it's named,... in general if it's about or involves boats, and is made by Japan, without fail it will always be the yamato or some stand in for imperial ego having to cope with being outnumbered and outgunned thousands to one by dark, alien, implacable blood thirsty invaders who may or may not have already nuked "home" off the map. Hell, if memory serves me right, Kancolle was explicitly made to be pro-imperial navy propaganda, which is apparently quite alive and well if not thriving.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 19 күн бұрын
​@@ornerylurker8296 Kantai Collection was also promoted by NHK... Japanese state-run media or mouthpiece
@b3h15
@b3h15 22 күн бұрын
My default setting is violence
@Raceboy66.2
@Raceboy66.2 21 күн бұрын
"oooh hes talking about suns again" that made me laugh so much lmao.
@freshdoug
@freshdoug 22 күн бұрын
Calling The Kid a hanger princess? Russia, the only thing keeping The Kid from wrecking your shit is those hanger doors.
@wisedude4285
@wisedude4285 22 күн бұрын
*casually starts humming "here comes the sun" after the last comment by Japan*
@T0eTickler30
@T0eTickler30 22 күн бұрын
I could definitely see the kid saying something like: "You're up against the sun...and i am the f*cking sun"
@Shawn_the_Protogen
@Shawn_the_Protogen 22 күн бұрын
Anybody: *says the word sun* Japan: *immediately starts panicing*
@hebrewhammer4086
@hebrewhammer4086 22 күн бұрын
I cant stop laughing whenever japan is in the video lmao.
@ba1263
@ba1263 22 күн бұрын
Thank you for the hilarious skits. ❤❤ Your humor is much appreciated and pretty accurate keep up the great work.
@BOEING--mh6xm
@BOEING--mh6xm 22 күн бұрын
I wanna see the F-22 and Su-57 together more lol it’s awesome
@MrJoel9679
@MrJoel9679 22 күн бұрын
I lost my $4!7 when I heard the paddling joke. 😂😂😂😂😂
@specterusarmy3983
@specterusarmy3983 22 күн бұрын
Your endings everytime are good but this one is over the top!
@kainedemigod101
@kainedemigod101 22 күн бұрын
“Oh no, he is talking about the sun again. Everyone start paddling, we must move the island of japan” had me laughing lmao
@goldenhate6649
@goldenhate6649 22 күн бұрын
There is between 1 and 17 cases of the Black Plague per year. Much like COVID in the rest of the world except China, the UN, and the CDC, the summary of the disease now is: "Meh"
@OlNoName
@OlNoName 22 күн бұрын
The last 20 seconds are pure gold!
@NightworksYT
@NightworksYT 22 күн бұрын
... That last pine got me lmao
@digizilla164
@digizilla164 22 күн бұрын
Japan just needs to get Godzilla on their payroll, and they'll be fine.
@NBE21
@NBE21 22 күн бұрын
Is this really news? The plague has never really gone away. Hell while i worked at a hospital in Colorado some years ago we had to deal with a potential outbreak of it cause some idiots let a lab dog roam around the CSU campus and hundreds of people were exposed to the fleas that carry it. But it's been a common issues particularly in places with prairie dogs for years now. I guess maybe it's just not widely known.
@codystovall5884
@codystovall5884 22 күн бұрын
Hell ya man no matter what you always make me laugh your awesome keep it up
@Rolexor
@Rolexor 22 күн бұрын
Dude! That last line was classic! I’m still laughing as I type this.
@AkumuLyn
@AkumuLyn 22 күн бұрын
"It's the deadliest plague that has ever effected mankind!" Spanish Flu: "I killed 50 million. Black Death...eat your heart out."
@goodfortunedj
@goodfortunedj 22 күн бұрын
I mean Black Death had it beat - wiping out 1/3rd the population of Europe over ten years beats Spanish Flu (not that it's a competition)
@ivisos
@ivisos 22 күн бұрын
Smallpox: "Amateurs..."
@kaneo1
@kaneo1 22 күн бұрын
Communism: mine top 100 mil. Historians: Dpanish Flu DIDN'T come from Spain, they just took the blame. It came from...
@alphamaccao5224
@alphamaccao5224 22 күн бұрын
black death killed 75-200 million in the 1300s (exact count not sure but even the low end laughs at your stupidity)
@jimluebke3869
@jimluebke3869 22 күн бұрын
Plague: "Ha, 50 million, that's like one epidemic for me."
@NascarF1_driver-Eagle-Man
@NascarF1_driver-Eagle-Man 22 күн бұрын
“Everybody, start paddling, we must move the island of Japan” 🤣🤣💀
@simoncauxbarge
@simoncauxbarge 22 күн бұрын
was having a bad day in a bad week. needed this. Thanks!
@YourForeverBox
@YourForeverBox 22 күн бұрын
OH MY GOODNESS. Japan nailed it!
@lboogy3139
@lboogy3139 22 күн бұрын
I hate being all caught up
@mattschwartz7583
@mattschwartz7583 22 күн бұрын
Same fam, same
@jarretthuffin
@jarretthuffin 22 күн бұрын
Yeah it sucks
@dylandepetro4187
@dylandepetro4187 22 күн бұрын
Go find the people reacting to his videos then. Then you get to experience them with more context.
@alphamaccao5224
@alphamaccao5224 22 күн бұрын
@@dylandepetro4187 eeew reacting channels, worthless little shits who can't do anything of value without relying on other people's capabilities.
@mariofan1ish
@mariofan1ish 22 күн бұрын
Bubonic Plague has had cases popping up for a long time now. It's still not great to have a supposedly destroyed disease suddenly resurface, but this one in particular is more or less under control.
@DJdoppIer
@DJdoppIer 22 күн бұрын
I thought the F-22 was licking the lead paint again, but no this time it's a fucking racoon. XD
@travisbarker7916
@travisbarker7916 22 күн бұрын
I can have the worst damn day, tune into this, and laugh my ass off, then all is well in the world.
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred 22 күн бұрын
Franklin was framed by the Flea Committee! Free Franklin Now! Free Franklin Now!
@HeraldOfChaos76
@HeraldOfChaos76 22 күн бұрын
I'm totally in America mode idgaf lol😂
@D3adCy11nd3r
@D3adCy11nd3r 22 күн бұрын
That last joke was the best thing this channel has made.
@sivx17
@sivx17 22 күн бұрын
The everybody start paddling bit got me lol...
@jarretthuffin
@jarretthuffin 22 күн бұрын
Me: Hanger princess!?! Hanger.... princess!!!! Russian pilot: Yeah you hard of hearing?! Me: Kid, go for a "walk"... somewhere around Eastern Europe. Don't come back until you see F-16 empty his payloads. F-22: Come on Franklin, we going camping... spawn camping.
@MrJakeros
@MrJakeros 22 күн бұрын
I'll be honest, I've never heard the term "hangar princess" until now.
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