It's a shame they never finished the game. The reveal at the end when agent 47 leaves the organization, grows a beard, marries a beautiful giantess and legally changes his name to Joshua Tomar was pretty cool.

2:12:54 Zach being a little bit farther away from the mic asking Tomar how pissed off would he be if he laid an egg and receiving zero acknowledgement is the pinnacle of comedy.

Ah the series that brought us such classics as "pig physics" and "put the knife down Jaxxy", I think I can clear my night for this comp

Pig physics and "youre an ant beneath my boot" are classics, but "many similarities between man and leaf" and "a coin? At this hour?" Are painfully underrated

Underrated moment at 3:22:49 as when Chris say ‘Oh red and blue. Kinda like Spider-Man.’ and Tomar responds with ‘What?’ with disgust.

Yes, everybody loves Pig Physics and Drop The Knife, Jaxxy but I personally love when Zach says “a coin? At this hour?”

56:00 for the magical “a coin... at this hour?”

Something about Tomar whipping soup cans at his 6’4-6’5 wife is just the funniest thing on earth

Tomar admitting to having been way too stoned for most of this playthrough is one of my all time favorite moments on this channel.

Chris and Zach are the two kids at school who the teachers would always separate

I can never look at the hitman 2 loading screen ever again without thinking to myself “drop the knife Jaxxy”

2:49:17 one of the best oneyplays moments ever. Good joke from Chris, great laughs from tomar, outstanding scream from Zach, this moment have everything

2:27:04 That guy totally said “Nice throw” after Chris knocked his friend out with a can of sauce lmaoo

1:19:56 I love how Chris and Zach always flow so well, their demented, indented, and boiled milk covered minds are always so in sync

does anyone else ALWAYS get this video specifically autoplayed after any other video or just me? ive seen it atleast 10 times

No one gives "similarities between man and leaf" enough credit

I love Tomar admitting to being high as soon as he reaches the “am I being annoying guys” phase of high

Can we get an "accusing eachother of bigotry" compilation?

Chris this is the 4th time you've brought "HITMAN 2 (Complete Series)" to show and tell.

Shout out to the editor and the team, everytime I watch this series, the little audio edits always get me. Like 4:06 when you can just faintly hear Chris say "how unexpected!" Damn that gets me every time

Zach wasn't lying or wrong about the handkerchief handgrenade, a guy by the name of Vladimir Arutyunian threw a live handgrenade toward the podium where Bush was speaking in Tbilisi. He pulled the pin and threw it, the grenade hit a girl in the back and it fell to the ground, the handkerchief was still wrapped around the grenade preventing the striker lever from setting the grenade off.

25:59 was so evil. We finally saw tomar's true colors

this is the story of a lowly hitman with massive undiagnosed schizophrenia. he has 3 different personalities in his head constantly arguing on whether to be discreet or just gun down everyone.

Chris: "This game totally discourages you from killing people who aren't your target, but that's pretty much impossible." Also Chris: *shoots sleeping man in head on the roof* "It's just so satisfying killing everyone in the world."

3:31:40 holy cow hearing tomar say “hyperborea” was not what I expected when I didn’t sleep today

KZfaq still defaults to this video after 3 years

The “Gwen’s gonna get squished” bit is criminally underrated 2:50:31

3:22:03 God, I have no idea why, but Zach saying "Beep that out right now!" Makes me laugh every fucking time. What a lovely and adorable little critter. It really is too bad that Tomar, in response to be shouted at, peeled Zach's face off like a grilled cheese and fed it to Jaxxy.

Zach saying “get the HELL outta there” in his Trump voice whenever they inevitably blow their cover will always be funny

My headcanon is that Zach, Chris, and Tomar are just three voices inside of Agent 47’s head. Tomar controls his outward emotions, but on the inside he’s a wild card killer controlled by Zachary and Christopher. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

2:11:11 That canned laughter better be played at my funeral or else I'm not going.

This is my fave game trilogy of all time, and I love hearing Chris's excitement as he tells his friends about the game. It's adorable

The sound effects at 1:33:55 got me so good today, I was just chilling between lectures and I had all these random people around me while just choking back laughter as much as I could.

I know they say at the beginning that this wasn't a promotion, but I did go and buy Hitman & Hitman 2 after watching them play the first few episodes of this.

2:15:00 the thought of 47 thinking in his head that he has to kill all these people as fast as he can cause he doesn't wanna miss the bus

1:14:56 i always liked how zach says to make the muffin dance faster when no one mentioned it dancing in the first place

That scream at 2:06:59 is genuinely terrifying

tw: this game's got pig physics

"In fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf, if you have a moment I'll go into it with you" has to be my favorite Zach quote

It'd be wild to play a Hitman game with Tomar as the target. Imagine a Hitman game where your target is just as, if not more dangerous, than Agent 47, and far less morally scrupulous.

I love how the begining of this game is just chris being exited about showing his friends a cool game he likes

The curious George laugh at 2:11:13 scared me out of my sleep

1:55:20 Always kills me how loud this "stealth kill" is xD

I love how Zach just leaves and says stuff in the background like at 1:04:32 and 1:07:15

normal uploads tomorrow for anyone who doesn't Twitter

1:11:15 I want someone to make a perfectly ordinary, good game with a dog in it and then have a button prompt to pet the dog but then make the character snap the dog's neck and stomp it until it's a red pile of fucking mush in a 7 minute long cutscene.

23:07 Lmao gets me everytime

Does anyone have the timestamp for when zach says "A coin, at this hour?"

Ive watched the animated versions so much I never realized that eery music playing during “homer freaking clones himself” was part of the game. Makes it so much more perfect

The classics 2:15:09 2:49:17

3:00:40 lmfao I literally said "IT WAS ALL A DREAM" out loud biggie smalls style at that and then immediately hear Zach do it

"No matter what I do the water won't go back up into the faucet" kills me every time

3:37:47 " You're an ant beneath my boot!!!" It f******* killer me lmao

I love the subtlety added dialogue at 23:06 “Ew, grow some hair, retard” “Man that guy was gross..”

2:37:12 hits a woman actively having a conversation with someone, and then Chris yells “CRIME NOTICED⁉️” 😂

The subtle npc voice overs are some of my favorite parts 😂

Just when i was about to perform my daily ritual of jelking and situps, perfect!

3:01:40 is such a tender moment

4:07 "How UNEXPECTED!"

Anyone notice that when chris says he sounds like he's doing a promo for hitman and zack says "let's all go to Wendy's" might be a jab at GG

Hopefully they’ll play Hitman 3 with little zach and tomar :)

I'm really glad this has been reuploaded because I am extremely fascinated by the world of leaves It's my favourite subject behind studying Cuckology

An age old classic, the connection between an irishman, goblin and bearded giant is too strong.

the best dialogue I've ever heard in my life: 1:09:50

Chris’ “Worn Out Brexits” followed by Zach’s “Tomar how pissed would you be if you laid an egg”, only for BOTH of them to be completely sandbagged by Tomar is pure perfection. God I love this channel

"HITMAN 2 (Complete Series) - Oney Plays" Freaking Clones Itself

I will never forget Agent 47’s iconic line: “In fact, there are many similarities between man and leaf.”

1:19:23 I’ve never heard Tomar so enthusiastically and aggressively tell Chris to beat someone up before, really showing his manipulative power there

I think I've watched this playthrough 80 times by now. It's my go-to comfort video

I rrrrrreally wish they had finished this game :(

43:01 I'm taken aback that Chris and Tomar didn't even realize what Zach said about Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold holy fuck.

2:26:00 gets me every time

2:51:04 zachs delivery of that line is so good

This was a surprisingly hilarious playthrough! Them glitches and sound effects hit hard with this one!

Gotta love all the subtle edits like at the start of the race she's screaming.

23:08 listen closely and you can hear something chris says to tomar often

I love Chris saying it's impossible to kill non targets, especially when he goes out of his way to do it 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve probably watched the pig physics part 100 times now and it’s still the funniest thing ever.

Chris pretending to be random NPCs is fucking godly. They need to do this more with future games.

2:42:20 this is for me

2:59:34 Bird Box producers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

Guys please stop buying air time on the you tube algorithm. How am I supposed to marathon watch my obscure anime essay videos like this?!?

See ya guys next week when it's re-uploaded again!

The slow degradation of Chris going from trying to play right to running around shooting anyone alone is hilarious

This series was three years ago already? Damn time flies, i feel like covid really skewed my perception of time since 2020 lol, all melded together. This was hilarious 😂

that unknown narrator sounds exactly like markiplier idk how they didn’t make a joke outta this lmao

I love playing their videos as background noise while I play a game or something. These guys really add spice to the monotony of life

I love the fact that 3 hours into this playthrough we finally find out that Tomar was Extremely high for the first half. What an absolute unit

43:51 “Officer, Officer. I swear, I had to do it. The guy had a perfectly screwdriver shaped dent in his forehead! It was like a knife through butter! Now I’ll let you in on a little secret, my friend. This was no ordinary murder, I tell you. The screwdriver fit so perfectly, it was like the sword in the stone thingy. If you can remove this hunk of metal I jammed through his skull, I hear you’ll become king of the Britains.” - if Zach was a hitman probably.

3:00:00 I can confirm. I saw a UFO once, a legit bright as fuck shining disk in the night sky that was doing all kinds of fucking weird maneuvers and doing massive squares and triangles in the sky, travelling kilometres in a split second and then zipping back close to where I was in almost an instant. It did ruin my life a little bit, because now I know whatever that thing was it's real. No one believes me, and I can't even blame them because I wouldn't believe the story myself if I wasn't the one experiencing it.

Every time I’m going through a series playlist the comp comes out this happened with fnaf now this I’m freaking out

what i love about Hitman so much is no matter how much planning you try to do, the littlest fuck up you have to just go complete bloodbath, unless you dont mind restarting over.

45:38 pig physics 2:15:08 drop the knife 2:49:17 tomie

The edited in message about Kronstadt's death is still my favorite thing.

2:58:06 honestly "oh fuck me" is the perfect response

I love how they kept saying to only kill the targets during the second mission, but they put an unconscious man in a freezer like he was tucking him into a nice warm bed for a nap.

18:25 when i ask tomar to wingman

This one is a flippin' classic, I look forward to playing it in the background about 10 times.

23:09 you guys hear the dude saying "grow some hair retard" and then "ew that guy was gross" i genuinely cant tell if its added in after or if thats a real thing in the hitman games lmaooo

2:26:35 Zach coming in like that as Chris proceeds to miss three shots in a row is nothing short of amazing