I've lived in areas where that is very accurate xD

Yep

Very accurate with the jerseys to XD I live in socal and can contest to it

The reason I love San Andreas and GTA 5 is I lived all over LA county. It's like going home. Oh and you can legally run people over and shoot them. Not something you should do in "REAL" life.

Follow the damn train!!!

I damn near died from laughing so hard

"Now what have we learned."

I lived in San Francisco for two years, and the accuracy of that is so dead on 🎯

asians in my opinion are very nice, most of them, but not my chinese boss.

@@edithdlp8045 I have been told that the Chinese immigrants that come from poor city areas of China are usually extremely disrespectful, confrontational and self centered. (For example they may be waiting all of 2 seconds for you to complete a task that takes 10 and they'll begin to rush you and scoff insisting that you're holding them up. Or they might try to hand you something when you're busy with hands full and begin pushing it at you like you're supposed to drop everything for them. ) I'm told it's cultural and even in China this is the thinking. This has been told to me by Chinese immigrants. I have no idea if it's true but.... Where I'm from that'll get you nowhere but hated. Lol

Fareris underrated comment

YES.

You damn genius

The amount of people that won’t understand this lol

Shut up and take my like...u earned it 😂😂😂

TheElementalGod that’s called in comedy terms “the delivery”

Same

Yeah you hit it right on the spot... it also may be am act 😅

No man I kind of feel like he's new to this or something

Maybe , but I think its more like he isn't very good with acting the face expressions

But... what about the flowers...

Dre' lmfao 😂😂

We karate chop the flowers

I don’t get it

Str8 G-A-M-E

Jostan Vallis guarantee u ain’t asian but that’s funny😂🅱️

Baily Veasey I’m Asian and that’s funny

How can you divide anything by zero

Whoooooooshhh

@@junlizhu2312 you can tho..... the only number you can't divide zero by is itself

I thought it was Ron Funches in the thumbnail at first. But, I did discover a new comedian today, and he's pretty good! :) Since it's a single person clip, his name should be in the title.

They put it up when he started.

Ibo Brewer

why he have a palace

@@zuke4941 yes. Racism is a serious crime and he shalt be punished for it. His palace is a circus. Because he sees this whole world as a huge joke.

Except for those guys who actually pay money to get their ears broken to appear dangerous

@@steelbear2063 lmao nobody does that wtf

Now I kinda wish I wasn't so good about wearing my head gear.

@@carsondixon341 i asure you some people do it

@@ryanelamo1588 in the UK, cauliflower ears means the guy is either MMA or a Rugby Player. Either way, you don't wanna fuck with him.

That's the cure ! Talk between real men like Eastwood and the barb shop owner in Gran Torino.

True. Now people just get more sensitive as the years go by

Exactly! Either roast no one or everyone that's my motto!

You mean like we used to before SJWs started tainting everything with their BS? Yeah, it would be...

YES

I want sum mushu (Chris Tucker voice)

@@eltae5551 OMG YES

@The Legendary KZfaq Commenter you been fighting chick fila employees I see 😂

Hahahaha

@The Legendary KZfaq Commenter 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info

Thank you 🙏🏾 I hope you're doing well and staying safe

Witam

Hi

Im 10 months late my bad

April 2021

U know u American 🤣🤣👍

U know u British owo

@@drunkoctopus6769 nope, St. Louis lol

@@drunkoctopus6769 eye folkin wish m8

@@nickg8272 Ya got a license fo that?

Thangdoulen Doungel I saw that when he said that lol

@@turbolynn me too

Actually super easy, barely inconvenience

Ah. He was talking about violence. I thought he said violins.

I read this as I heard it.

The way he said it though

I'm dead 😂😂😂

*im right here foo*

As a Latino, I agree HAHAHAHAHA

I deleted my comment cause you already said it....

Jaisean My mans just made me laugh while in isso.

What have we learned today?

Timothy Stratton that was hilarious!!!!

That’s what I’ll say to anyone who wants to start a fight

This is so funny and accurate😂sounds like my dad

Same here😂 first saw this bit 7yrs ago

me too, always has me roll'n

I'm black and find it funny we need this at a time right now

Haha, good on you man. It was just a few assholes in Chinese government who did this. All love to you gentleman and I am white as snow.

@@Freeelyy 😂

@@sammiejohnson8628 I'm white and I find it hilarious. The guy's a comedian making satirical observations about racism. Brilliant!

Aye another Asian!

Your profile picture me when I read this comment

He did and became president

That's the point...a white guy would NEVER admit to it, and oftentimes they don't have too, good people find out the hard way....got any other "imaginations" you'd like to share angry white guy?

@@shazam2826 ok tard

@Darrow Au Andromedus How do I copy this

😂😂😂

I'm Asian

I don't tink you want this touble

@@jocabulous or make it double

To protect the world from devestation

With cauli flower?

Me too 😂😂

No Italians are not white stupid. They're Latin with Latin English accents.

”Hey Peralta!”

Rosa, roooosa rooooooosa

@@ChristianCharry 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info

Right? KZfaq knows what I like.

I just love its a black gentleman talking about it.

It’s gotten better suprisinglu

Shut your yap

It’s just KZfaq trying to figure out where the line is on how humans define racism. It’s a machine that’s learning, don’t be scared 🙃

Alejandro Briseño Gallegos hahahaha so true

It’s not real, it’s gay as fuck, they are asking if you want to have sex with them, fool.

ShroudTheSky Chill out bruh, I'm just talking about the slang foo

True cept for Mexicans it really woulda been "Whatchu wanna do holmes" or "Whachu wanna do essay" but now Im just bein technical, it was funny 😆

Mvi B nah bih mexicans say foo all the time lmao idk what suburb youre from but in the real world mexicans def say foo all the time lmao this aint a 90s movie...foo

Lol

But blood type b

Ganster

but f stand for find new family

Emilee Anne thought he said valet position lol

@@TheRaquan4 bro I'm mexican and I found this shit funny 😂🤣👍

@@mikehawkthespacemarine1955 its true sometimes

I read that the secend he said it

Can confirm.

Only a black guy could get away with that

Not true Louie could said he was racist He said the N word to And it's funny cuz I know he's not racist Btw I'm black

imjst mikey nah man it’s just that a guy like you is rare too!!

Race can be a funny thing. Me n my non white friends always crack mad racist jokes at each or we’ll be bugging each for why people of whatever colour do something but we know it’s all love

Mr. CU NT I like how you had to throw the “non white friends” in lmao!!

poopbuutt the main difference is that you aren’t funny.

@@PJammin_Out ik :c

PJ Come on little girl, make a joke

SJW Slayer 404 the fact that your name is SJW slayer shows your intelligence. I never said I was a professional comedian, but this guy seems to like to compare himself to funny people. Which he isn’t. And you calling me a girl isn’t comedy either.

PJ Sorry but the black dude ain't funny neither. Didn't laught at any jokes he made.

Aila McCarthy Yep pretty much, but they’re equipped with sandals, a rolling pin, and/or a broom.

@Aila McCarthy Mexicans in a nutshell.😂

Varriiella - Ya, Mexico has also produced more world champion boxers than any other country (even the US when adjusted for population size).... so be careful, son chiquitos pero cabrones!! They will fuck you up! Even the women.... 💪🏼 😂😂🇲🇽🇲🇽👍🏼

Same with black people except there tall

@@btskimnamjoonateezwoosan3839 If it wasn't for black fighters the U.S. would suck at boxing.

“Now, what have we learned today!?”😂😂

moh lol now what have we learned today

To not hit people that are from another culture cause yours is inevitable

Lol

skyhr That it's improper to see Latinos and its proper to say "Mexican Latinos". The more you know😉

A valuable lesson on whom not to fuck with!

To not fuck with Asians

Alexander H But there are other mexican ethnicities

skyhr that black people cant fight?

ashli smashli I thought he said valet. Ballet makes the joke waaaay funnier!

ashli smashli SERIOUSLY i was picturing my exes and my home boys like right on the money i seriously was dying!

+tavierloyal SAME LOL

Nova Mondai that shit had me laughing

YESSSSS I DIED LOL

Racism is not prejudice + power 🙄

.....it's called racial stereotyping for a reason.

Louis gouene this dude just reminds me of kunfupanda

i don’t think u wan dis trubbo

Fr, love the very specific reference

Love the chargers

Lol southern or northern, i like how he referenced california mexicans

He said raiders

@@colejandreau6083 He said both

WilsonMackle101 that's because we are different from each other biologically

Of course, only twins share genes. But what's the point you're making?

It's tough to hate when your laughing!...with eachother and at yourself too hopefully! We all have pain we all bleed red! I apologize to the world for the rest of the world right now, officially ! You forgive me? I hope so because I forgive you, even when it's not easy!! I learned from the best!! Can we stop hating eachother already?! Learn to love it's a natural thing, try it it's awesome!!!

Christopher Reichert hatred is also just as natural as love. If you love everyone, then your love is meaningless because you hand it out like candy. Also, k9s and fish bleed red, does that mean we are the same as fish and k9s? No, it doesn't. That is very, very flawed logic.

Christopher Reichert do you understand what I'm saying?

K

@@dispana1436 😂😂😂

I mean it is a comedy show

fizz music “Black people can’t be racist.” -Jerome

@@dispana1436 dude its satyrical

The more strenuous the hardship, the greater the warrior created. Unbreakable/Split/Glass were right on the money.

Wilford Grimley Raiders fans are a special breed

Raiders I've seen

violence* LOL

Only if you don't know how to play one

Isaac Campos indeed

Roderick storey lol

DEAD 😂😂😂

Right here.. And I'm not mad at it lol

Me

Yip

2020 here

Violence will only inconvenience us both. - Sun Tzu

ZACH MICHAEL haha for real!! 😳

ZACH MICHAEL I saw what you did there. 😋😋😋 hilarious!!!

He is definitely Questkind.

Hahahaha

zach//Lmfao bro you won, best fucking comment

cro508 it's such an original bit!

+Max Ferguson Yep, I think originality is what makes it great.

Fr idk why I'm laughing so hard and I'm not even high 😂😂😂

+Max Ferguson he stole the second part of this bit almost word for word from another comedian called Trixx

Sam 94 got a link or proof? It'd be a shame if you were telling the truth because I honestly thought this was relatively original and hilarious

FreakyHeat what's a cauliflower ?

Dania its like broccoli but if you look at ufc fighters ears the are bloated and deformed from years of grappling and punches. Igs actually painful or so i was told

I got no idea what that even means lol

Irena Deacon Henriquez cauliflower ear is a result of fighting. If you get hit in the ear, it deforms and is called Cauliflower Ear. It's ugly, but is a thing one can observe about another that can quickly tell you what that person has done. In other words, cauliflower ear = the dude knows how to fight probably.

Random comment, but Punching, or even more effective if done right and forcefully enough, or open-hand slapping someone’s ear is a very effective way of defending oneself against an attacker. It’s painful, causes disorientation, and can be effectively done by anyone of any size to anyone of any size. It’s a weak point on all. It’s also a good move, the open hand version, because it only requires gross motor skills, which unless trained, nearly all people lose in adrenaline fueled situations. Google it and practice it. Might save your life one day.

I think it's spelled "twouble" ;P

There is sum ting wong when Asians talk like that...!

Anupam Jha Dat's racist manye!!!

indian are asians too, but they have way fucked up accent lol and of course their head bob

Sorry mate, the race you refer to as Asian people are actually known as Mongoloids. INDIANS are very different. They are not Mongoloids mate...

Christopher White No, my white friends are tired of being accused of institutional racism and white priviladge. A far cry from some racial jokes homie. Also, truth be told, they got a point. Too many Al Sharpton ass MFs running around yelling racism at every turn. A joke is a joke, but damn man that aint what these people mad at.

Shangori You guys should go to college. Learned the difference between racism,prejudice,and stereotyping in the first semester. It's not that hard, you can do it.

Of course. Tell the guy you know nothing about to go to college over a comment that was replied with something that isn't even remotely connected to the initial comment. What made you think i didn't know the difference, nutty?

Huey Newton I didnt have to be feed some bullshit course in identity politics in first semester to know the difference. In fact, those courses generally tend to divide more than they unite. What you guys really need to learn is the definition of TRUE freedom. That gets lost in this brave new world of "muh hurt feelings."

Shangori I didn't think someone who went to college would be this proud of displaying the opposite of what they learned. I mean I learned those differences in General Psychology😂

Discoloured Buttflaps 120%? Well, there goes that "Asians are good with numbers" stereotype!

@@tonybates7870 Grrrrrrr!! I was just about to say that!!

Keith Deegan You snooze, you lose . . .

120%? Why not 200%?! Shameful display XD

It’s understandable a 100% asian is integrated 50% from the father and 50% mother. Please explain where is that 20% extra came from?

I was looking for this in the comments

I just saw this when it came on in the video

RDGaming I take a break from b99 by watching KZfaq but I can’t escape

I swear to god i saw this and yelled out (and i quote) DOUG JUDY

You do know this is someone else, right? Lol

H Q Nah this is Doug Judy

Cool cool cool cool cool cool

The Commenter or Dodgers lol

Edwin was just thinking Dodgers or Red Sox

Cowboys*

The Commenter all you need down here in Texas is the fade, the big jean shorts, and the jersey.

The Commenter I'm no cholo... but Raider Nation all day!!

Long Phan Racism is being discriminatory towards any race. Anyone can be racist

@@leadoffgaming3955 r/woshhhh

@@absurdconception1155 tbhhhh

Ask a black chick what she thinks about half black chicks and get back to me

@asthma attack a subreddit for people who have jokes go over their head

really?! do you have asthma?

Daniela Reyes I

Dayum u beat me to it

420th like you're welcome

Thaaatt

Daniela Reyes .....lookin good

Right on! We agree!

Hes not ? Shit i might be racist

For those who dont know darryl philbin from the office or that guy from brooklyn 99[forgot his name]

Dang

Shit I’m black and I thought that 🤣

Ben Dover haha i thought he was Darrell from the office

infidel900rr I would agree

infidel900rr this was in 2015, it’s still funny now, you just have to listen to the right comedians

infidel900rr ikr

infidel900rr you can't say the same shit like you used to smh. (Although some shit had to go)

Stfu

Sean Keuroghlian-Eaton damn, them khaki shorts are probably attached to your skin now...😅

In the middle of all these stupid comments here you made me laugh real good. Thanks man

Latinos are way too easy to stereotype they walk right into that shit and stereotype themselves. They get all the same tattoos and dress and talk the same way.

By lationos you sure mean Mexicans only)) Not Brasileras, or Argentinians, there's your stereotype right there

Sean Keuroghlian-Eaton 😂😂😂😂

Bruh

What's up doc?

Hypocycle lmao he won't get it

Violins are like the recorders of asian kids. White pasty nerds be playing that broken My Heart Will Go On shit while Asian kids will play Canon on your D when they're only 9.

Maybe it's just Me but Violins will inconvenience both of us.....translates into...... There will be some sad singing and slow walking!

"Wa cho wanna do foo?"

@@kk7420 K

Raiders thing is not true. Neck tattoo is def true

Rs Rt mui

Victor Buford fuck off 😂😭

666 likes... scary shit *sips coke*

Harley Owens 777 wish you luck.

I mean it's basically a joke from Hot Rod.

Lmfao I was literally reading each word to ur comment exactly wen he was saying it

Depends where you hit an how hard most of it requires knowing pressure points or digging in your fist near the groin or stomach an tearing into the surronding muscle to cause enough pain that they lose control of there bowels its easier just to knock a person out or dislocate a bone from a socket

I thought that was pretty cool too.

Life is good! Ur gay

Life is good! that it's either a chargers or raiders jersey foo...lmfao

Life is good! Yo-Yo Ma can kick my ass!

Don't pick fights with someone who may or may not have been in the Navy SEAL equivalent of South Korean Special Forces?

kata 2

Alexis Z that's the only way it would be funny...

No fucking shit, I thought he sounded like your uncle because he was a white dude from the trailer park, makes a lot of fucking sense.

ShroudTheSky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 I was just about to type the same thing!!!!!!

Alexis Z Oh I thought your uncle would've been african

PK white knighttttt

Are you happy now?

Don't you regret not watching it sooner?

“Are you _not_ *Entertained* “

Now what have we learned...

WinterShades lmao I watched after five months. I was tired of seeing it and I was like “fuck it you win KZfaq”

Ak Shooter 7 racism.... is always bad. I can’t believe I actually have to say that. But someone with your username obviously needs someone to tell them bc mommy and daddy didn’t.

Racism is always bad. But sometimed its ok to make jokes about or involving it. As long as they are appropriate.

Larissa W. That’s what he meant

@@larissaw.2069 No such thing as an appropriate joke

Vincent Dolente so you found this entire bit inappropriate? If so you're the issue. There's a difference between blatant racism and stereotype jokes. This world is entirely too sensitive now.