"You can't even clap on rhythm at the white church"

“Jehovah’s Witness church, idk man, do you think we just walk right in or knock first?” 😂 I’m DEAD

"You're not getting in there, you're wearing pants." I LOST IT 😂

“No we can’t go to Hillsong I didn’t bring my skinny jeans” 😂 I’ve felt the same way, all too real

The nice thing about the Catholic church is that you can go anywhere in the world and know exactly what you're getting.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "shall we drive around it 7 times" huh?..."read your bible"😆

The Jericho joke was hilarious and when she didn’t get it and he said “read your Bible,” I was cracking up! 🤣 The Hillsong one was spot on as well lol

*"Ebenezer Baptist Tabernacle"* *"....is that a black church?"* DEFINITELY 💀 only thing that could make it more obvious is if it had "missionary" in the name

Jericho house of praise...what are we going to just drive around it seven times? 😂😂😂😂

“Can’t clap on rhythm at the white church” 😂😂

"Potential church?" "Maybe next year,"

"Choose the bread of life, or you're toast"🤣🤣🤣

"Jericho's House of Praise!" "What, are we gonna just drive around it seven times, then we'll decide? "I don't get it." "Well, read your Bible." 😂 🤣

What about an Adventist Church? Oh, no, it's Sunday...

As a lifelong Catholic, I nearly fell out of my chair at the Catholic references!! 🤣🤣

"You don't speak Spanish, we're not going to a Spanish speaking church."

I dont know how it works. Do we just walk in or do we have to knock first? 😆😆😆 that line has me rolling bruh xD

Trying to find a church on vacation Saved people problems

Yo. This is actually gold HAAHAH

I'm Catholic so that part about names totally cracked me up.

John is right about Catholic churches naming after saints! 🤣

Not sure if this is funny or depressing

As someone who goes to Church of Christ (including a CoC university), I'm really happy someone finally made fun of us. And yes, the singing is great. Even if everyone is off-key and off-beat.

Her: "Ok-- Ebenezer Baptist Tabernacle." Him: "...Is that a black church?" Me: Probably, but if it had "Missionary" in the name, it'd for SURE be a black church. 😅

I'm gluten free 😂😂😂😂lol

*I think the church hunter videos are my favorite of his!*

My church got a shout out! Church of Jesus Christ...of Latter Day Saints Woot woot

As a Catholic, I don't have this problem, but I cracked up the whole video! Loved this 😂❤

Everything you post is gold

If I'm on vacation on a Sunday I generally do research beforehand. It's cool visiting a new church.

0:42 For anyone wondering, there are some things I’d like to clear up. As a member of the UPCI (United Pentecostal Church International) I found the joke amusing, but also somewhat misleading. If you come to one of our church wearing makeup, jewelry, pants etc, most time the members won’t care, and will welcome you warmly. I know this is not always the case, but if you end up in a church that doesn’t welcome you, just know most of us aren’t like that. I am also aware that not all Pentecostal churches have the same beliefs as us as far as clothing/presentation of the body. Also, we women wear all kinds of skirts, not just long denim ones ;). We are what’s known as Apostolic Pentecostal and our “holiness standards” are different than that of other Pentecostals, as well as some other beliefs. Also, our church is NOT a cult, despite what some may say. We all have free choice, no one is forced to do anything. I’m not here to have an argument or debate, so if you reply with something negative, I won’t respond. However, if you have a genuine question i would be happy to answer it for you. I was just hoping to clarify some things for anyone wondering. Have a nice day, God bless. :)

Here in India, when on a vacation to a new place, we normally ask our local church pastor to refer a church

"I love TD Jakes and I follow his daughter on Instagram" 😂

This was GOLD, John Crist you have some serious talent! thanks for using it for Jesus and also for humorously pointing out flaws in contemporary church culture that need to be addressed!

Trying to find a church that preaches the true gospel, now that is hard 😱

“You can’t even clap on rhythm at a white church” 😂😂😂

Does this count as church hunters episode 3.???

No mega churches but seems cool with Hillsong HAHAHHA. I love it 😂😂

The Catholic Church is awesome, and the Cathedrals are BEAUTIFUL.

So relatable 😂😂😂 My dad makes my family find a church whenever we go on vacation.

‘I watch the Potter’s house’ loool wow 🤦🏾‍♀️ this video was sooo witty, love it.

"At least a synagogue would have a yarmulke to put on that hair." Roasted. 😂

United Pentecostal Church - "You're not getting in there, you're wearing pants, plus you've got a lot of makeup"..... LOL owned her 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Y’all.....we welcome you to The Church of Christ....anyone please come anytime!!!

I actually went to a Hillsong church when I was on vacation in Australia. Didn't know anything about them other than the music. Turns out, their pastors read their Bibles less than Joel Osteen.

Really curious as to this guys actual denomination; he rags on all of them

Lol... I'm Pentecostal... WE'LL ACCEPT Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!! XD

I read the title as - *Trying to find a church in the Vatican* And went - o.O

Oh, I forgot my long denim skirt, yeah...

My husband and I went to three different churches on our vacation for our 1st anniversary: A PCUSA on Sunday, a midweek study at a RBC, and a men's study at a community church on a Thursday night (my husband only attended that one). It's a lot of fun - you literally get to meet the locals as well as fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. :)

I actually look forward to going to church on vacation, that is, when we go to my grandma's. It's a Messianic Jewish type of worship group, and it's so fun and engaging and wonderful...

“I’m gluten free, I can’t go there” 😂😂😂

I just screamed through my house "GUYS JOHN CRIST JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO!" And everyone knows to leave me alone for a few minutes.

This is literally me every week. There's a Pentecostal church just 5 minutes away from the Methodist church and the Methodist church is around the corner from the Lutheran church that I go to.

"Yeah, but those have holes in them. They look fine." That's hilarious. He looks like David Koresh with short hair, in those glasses (and that shirt).

Thats why we always plan ahead and look for churches in our denomination. In all seriousness we went to the Florida keys and went to church on Sunday. The group that was there was so welcoming to us and it was quite amazing which can only mean that visitors don't appear often. I will always remember them. :)

"It' s a joke. Read your Bible." 😂😂😂

I’m a simple person. I see a notification from John Crist, and I click😁

"What are we going to do, drive around it seven times until we decide?" When I'm on vacation, I go to a relatives' church or chapel if we're at the base.

"Praise Him and Raise em"

Funnily enough, I'm on vacation today in Chicago, went to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. 😂This is great.

"We're going to brunch." LOL That's so true!

As a man who's been going to church my entire life, I found this to be ENTIRELY ACCURATE! JOHN! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!!

Legends say they are still out there looking for a church.

Praise Him, Raise Him. I am done

I would choose brunch over Hillsong too

1:45 they got out character lol

Haha! You should have gone to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. ;D Oh my bad, is my name tag showing? Lol. You guys are great.

That joke about Carl Lentz was gold!!! This entire thing was amazing!

yeah this is why we usually just have bible study when we're on vacation we ain't got time for that 😂

"You can't even clap on rhythm at the white church"... When I was in college I got invited to church by a white campus crusade for Christ guy. I agreed to go with him and only when I arrived that Sunday did I realize he was the only white guy at an inner city black church. We didn't have black people where I grew up and the first time I was ever around black people was in the Marine Corps. I grew up in the Lutheran Church and let me tell you what, black church is really different but it's a total riot! People singing and dancing in the aisles, shouting out agreement with the pastor, randomly breaking into songs right in the middle of the sermon, waving their hands in the air like it's a rave for Jesus and so on. And it was loooooooooong, like the longest service I have ever been too. I'm pretty introverted so by the time it was over I felt like I had run a marathon, but they sure were welcoming and it was definitely a blast to experience that much fun at church. I'll never forget it, probably won't ever do it again, but I'm glad I got to experience it, even if I can't clap on time to save my life.

This was awesome! I got a good laugh out of it. Thanks for making and uploading!

The One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church founded by Christ! 🇻🇦💪

Choose the bread of life or you're toast "I'm gluten free, I can't go there"

"Choose the bread of life... Or you're toast." Hahahaha!!!! 😂😂😂 That was good. Never heard that one before. Lol!!!

Hahaha this is so good! I love How you use humor to put light on how we sometimes focus on the wrong things in our faith. All your videos has a great message but is so funny so you WANT to watch it. I think this is a great way of teaching people and reminding us what is really important and what is not.

😂 Shout out to the Mormons! Love it! Thanks for including us!! ❤️😂😂😂 love it love it love it!

Lol “I can’t go there. I’m gluten free”

Hey John, you went to my church camp last year, called Camp Collide and you sent us laughing for days and I found your channel and now I can't stop!

That Jericho joke about had me on the floor. This was what I needed to brighten my day. Thanks.

WINTER JAM 2018 !!!!💖 can't wait to see you tonight

This is why you just watch online 😂

“You can’t even clap on rhythm in the white church!” made me laugh way harder than it should. 😂

“Anything Guadalupe related” 😂😂

An Eastern Orthodox church or any of the Oriental churches would've been a bit of a culture shock for them. lol

I can relate. I'm a non-denominational Christian. I've been to Methodist, Baptist, and Catholic churches, along with many that didn't say what denomination they were. I even went to the Church of Latter-Day Saints once with a friend. Usually I just don't bother with church on vacation. Also, the Catholic church name thing? Yeah, very accurate. My grandmother's Catholic, and her church is called Sacred Heart, and the nearest church to me when I got my first apartment was a Catholic church with Saint in the name.

"Potential Church ? Maybe next year... " 😂😂😂😂 i died

2:45 This was the best joke 😂 “oh, do we have to drive around it seven times?... read your bible” 😂 oh em gee

😂😂 one bonus of being a member of The Church of Jesus Christ and Later Day Saints we have churches all over and don't have to think about this. This is awesome and very funny. I love the humor of church goers. Keep it up. I just found your channel. You are great.

This is too true

These videos are soooo on point! I’m just waiting for them to incorporate the coffee bar and stadium sound system!

"you can't even clap on rhythm at the white church" that had me cracking up! hahaha

We’d welcome ya at the first one 🙌

“I kinda speak Spanish” “Ya dont”

My church is extremely different from normal churches, so it’s super hard for me to find Christians to relate to lol. Like we don’t have a pastor, or some big building with a cross. We don’t give money (except for lunch which we all do our best to pitch in for), we don’t go on retreats or anything like that. We’re just a group of like 25 people that come together once a month and sing worship music, pray, talk about things God is bringing us through, ask for prayer on things, and then near the end we split bread and juice. We worship for about 2 hours, but it’s not like we open up a book of hyms or anything. We have actual songs that we sing, some are ones people in our group created and others are more well known worship songs. But we just sing them, and praise God. I guess you could say my aunt leads it since she’s at the piano, but honestly there’s really no one that leads it. When someone isn’t speaking or when we aren’t singing, we are just praying. Sometimes someone prays aloud, other times we are quiet in it. It’s truly just spending time with God. We don’t dress up in fancy outfits or anything. We don’t have the whole Instagram type life thing. It’s like a genuine family, which a lot of us actually are family, but in this case I mean more spiritual. A body of Christ. I don’t even know the whole denomination stuff. I just know God. I know I love Him. I know I want to know Him more. I talk to Him all the time, and I love seeing how He works. I think trying to put God in a box is against everything He is. When I was little, my mom would take us from church to church. We tried out all of those different kinds. But they never worked out. It was so suffocating to be in those buildings. It felt like a funeral more than worship. People nodding their heads constantly with their brows furrowed as the pastor preached the exact same five scriptures every single time. Warning us of God’s wrath if we ever strayed. It felt so wrong. So exhausting. So unforgiving. When we finally came to my now worship group, it was completely different. I was still a very young kid at the time, but I knew the difference. The air felt cleaner. It was calming. I would often take naps on my mom’s lap as we sat in the living room (our worship is in a normal house, not a church building) because I was little, and it felt like God was watching over me, joyful that I was there. It was a happy and content feeling. Like this was the closest to home I could get on earth. I’ve stayed with my worship group ever since. I’m 21 now, and it feels so good to be able to go to worship. I’m disabled, so I don’t always get to go, but it’s nice when I do. Like bringing me back to a place where I belong. A place that doesn’t teach through fear, but rather tells over and over and over of Gods overwhelming love. ❤️

Pure gold John!!!!🏆🏆🏆⛪⛪⛪

Lol I love being Catholic. So Much Easier!!

This could just be called "trying to find a church: period". Lol.

John, this is awesome. Keep it up!

I really like this actress. I hope you'll continue working with her. Great chemistry!