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It's bad when the test tubes fill-up with sand 😁

Glad it wasnt just me.

And Housr's look as he said that. 😅

“My fathers next test is an autopsy”

Hugh Laurie's facial expression makes that line perfect.

Doctors tend not to autopsy 102 year old people when they die.

When I read this I thought House said this line, didn’t expect the son to say that 😂

chennykins1550, yo same.

Mr. Anonymous depends on how they die, tho I hope he donates his body to science how healthy he is at his age is kinda awesome

They were funny too.

@@heidibower2538 I wonder if this ever happened to a father and son irl. Probably a lot more than I might think I have to guess.

@@sekiko7183 There was this story I heard from a friend of a friend. His grandpa and his great grandpa were living together. His great grandpa volunteered to move in with his grandpa after his grandma ( grandpa’s wife) passed away. His great grandpa was a widow himself, and he found it necessary to be there with his son to get him through the grieving process. His great-grandpa gets more frail and then his grandpa has to take care of him, this was not the original plan. His great grandpa thought he could stay with him for a year but it lead up to five. Eventually his grandpa got too worried to let his father live on his own. Finally his great-grandpa made it clear. “Me and you are stacked in age, but you got more years to pile-up and I’ve had one foot in the grave for 10 years now. I gotta be in a rest home, they have people who can watch and take care of me. You gotta enjoy some freedom in your life otherwise you’ll work yourself to my age much sooner.” So with his great-grandpa’s determination to move out, grandpa was convinced to let him. Great-grandpa apparently lived to be 106.

Rare asf a man lives that long

It happens all the time. Old people aren't stupid they do know when its time for assisted living or the nursing home. It is usually the emotional attachments that don't let it happen. Parents don't wanna let go of children and children are determined to care for those who raised them. That's why this happens. My grandma did the same thing at 93 she lived until 98, died from refusal to treat her stomach cancer. She thought all her friends are dead(she was proud of this, thought she had won) her children are retiring and she lived long to see 4 great grandchildren. So she refused treatment. One day she woke up started singing hymns from her childhood within 24 hours she was dead. I feel the loss because of all my family extended and immediate we were the most alike. We share a driving work ethic she worked until she couldn't anymore at 85(fall hip busted). We also have similar reserved in person personalities and strong business sense(we are both frugal), same taste in books as well(non fiction).

They were! People are weird, that's why they were entertaining, especially the family stuff like these guys.

That's why there were there. Lol.

Yesss

Hi! Eugene Schwartz.

Exactly bro

House does have great Sense of humor .

And the thing is they both went along with it like that’s normal

That was awesome ahahhaha

Me too

Made me giggle so much too.

Xylarxcode, LOL! I know.

Lmao

YoR*

This show in a nutshell

I made ya get 1k likes, so 1000th like cause everyone says it, so I do

Can’t help but be curious who the actor is and how much makeup they used

Yeah for real, I wonder how old the actor was at the time

NVM I just looked above my own comment whoops

I’ve actually seen an 100 year old walk that well. It was crazy she walked better than my grandma

Huh great shape.........better than me when I have my book bag on me!!!!!

Sound like a fun gal!!

Worked at a barber shop im my 20s. One of my bosses was 77 and his mom was 103. She still did yoga and walked all the time. If the shop was slow she would come by to sweep and clean just to talk to the people getting haircuts! How many 77 year olda arw still mamams boys?

My husband's grandma just passed. She was 110 and still fed herself. Ate fish and veggies. Still remembered her kids and grandkids names

Oh what an interesting life being kicked out of nursing home for being active

@@missyrabbit5250 beyond lucky and blessed.

Best line from the whole bit XD

2 years late but he did not only match the bet he tripled it

@@martinhill9561 haha

@@martinhill9561 it’s not talking about making a bet, the son gave house 40$ to tell the father he had to move into a nursing home, and the father says the son can’t let go, but that 40$ says the opposite.

AND they both winked at him. (I get it. thanks for playing along)

I really liked those guys too. They were so witty in their way.

He is a Sherlock. How does anyone not know this

Camera Kitty I know right? It’s on the Wikipedia people. Lol

I lost it there. Such wit.🤣

@@camerakitty8167 Sherlock doesn't limp and has no medical degree.

@@mrdragonage7446 but he does live at number 22b, have a drug problem, plays an instrument to help him think, has a dr watson (wilson) and is generally a similar kind of person

maicel35 just because he’s old means he can’t adapt to new technologies?

My mom and dad are pushing 50 and they barely know how to use their android phones.

Enzo Matrix and my mom is in her mid 30’s and doesn’t know how to use maps and screenshots on her iPhone but there is that one rare senior citizen who keeps up with technology

some old people can keep up however, i'm in my 20s and i feel like i'm already fall behind on the tech XD

My father is in his 70s and he's browsing reddit/youtube viewing memes and ordering/paying stuff online. Not all people become lazy the moment they finish high school.

Honestly older generations had some of the worst communication. No wonder they always preached to their kids that "communication is key" in any relationship. They failed at it miserably. lol

@@LSSYLondon well i mean they aren't wrong without communication you have nothing or atleast in this overcooked meatloaf.😅

Like the episode of The Andy Griffith Show about Aunt Bee's pickles!

That's really sad. But also kinda beautiful.

@@LSSYLondon You're right, but I've heard similar stories from my married buddies who buy too much into the "happy wife happy life" BS. It doesn't mean you have to cuck yourself and do whatever she says man. An old boss of mine says that relationships are 102%, because each has to give 51%.

Vassal Of The Night and then him asking for more. Lmao

I tought thqt was really sweet..

The feeling when said doctor haggles with you for another 20 bucks

House doesn't make that much... He has a crap car and lives with Wilson. He doesn't have many nice things beyond his suit.

@@noreason2701 he is constantly sued.

he could have really used it after he got out of prison

Also, giving it back to them in person is going to end in an awkward conversation

timothy creightoton exactly also he could have just sent them back to the nursing home

he's an addict and a crook but he has honor he made an agreement he keeps it. He couldn't get him into the home he gives the money back

He could have used the money to play a prank on his team or on Cuddy or Wilson. House doesn’t really accept money. When he was trapped by Cuddy to be a general doctor to the waiting rooms, he offered back money to patients to leave and didn’t keep any for himself.

Nick older people aren’t as soft as people today.

@@TinkerTailorSoldier1 not true, lol. especially in the medical field. and like everyone else on this planet, they come in all shapes and sizes in terms of personality. some are chill, some are the worst. difference is they've lived long enough to not care anymore. -- with these guys, they were too 'soft' (your words) to be honest with each other.

One of the things people miss in understanding house is his genuine admiration and respect for anyone who shows genuine love. The reason he is so cynical always because he is surrounded by lies, makes him question the theory there is good in humanity. Here he saw father son pair tired of each other, ready to abandon one another, so he has no qualms about cheating them. But the moment he mentioned poisoning the son tone changed to concern worry fear that he might lose his father, house picked up on that and realized the deep bond of love between them rarity when their relationship spans 70 years, a miracle that even House has to appreciate so he gives them sound advice to not break their bond just make small adjustments.

Nah, he would've returned the money regardless. He's not a thief.

Reminds Him Of His Hatred Father. If They Bond Like Them

The stereotype of old people not understanding tech isn’t true most of the time as well they were around when it was invented hell the 102 you’re old in this was 33-35 when the first digital computer was made in 1942 ,depending on the month he was born and if he turned 102 in 2010 or is turning 103. I mean you see the progression of technology and depending on his profession he may have know somewhat the basics of how they worked back then. As well as most old people could figure it out if they wanted to they just really don’t want to learn is the issue.

@@coals6262 Actually I always wondered if people being aware of the stereotype of old people being bad with new technology actually causes a mental block in some people where they assume it will be too complicated for them to understand.

Sorry for your loss

I'm always proud of my grandfather being so tech savvy. He is the envy of my friends who complain that they need to do everything for them all the time while my grandfather listens and learns from me once. Now he orders food, groceries, medicines and other stuff online, like from Amazon on his own. He watches movies old and new, on Netflix and Prime on his tab while wearing his bluetooth headphones.

I'm so weary of comments about older people and tech. Do you not understand history, particularly the history of today's technology? Who do you think developed it? It did not just magically appear and land in the laps of the current generation. The hubris is pathetic -- and laughable.

XGameshoundX there is the neighbor that lost his hand that house risked a lot by entering his house, injecting him with something so he went to sleep, pretty much kidnapping him and forcing him to do an experiment to make him stop feeling pain on his lost hand

you pretty well just described him not being nice^^ he broke in, injected himw ith a substance against his will, he kidnapped him and then forced him to partake in an experiment

FredericoFP yeah but that was a forced nice action he had to do it so he can not get kicked out of the apartment. Still an impressive attitude for such a hating character.

It's far from the only time he's been nice. He's usually decent with people who don't act stupid and have a real problem

Alegost1 He made him feel like he had both hands, mirror effect

Clockwork Girl I always love the House is human/nice moments. ♥️

Peter Graves lol

I believe the reason he was nice st the moment was simply because he had a ‘house epiphany moment’

I was thinking the same LOL great call Clockwork Girl

He's just honest, he didn't deserve the money.

Better than house, house needs a dane he doesnt!

His son's 82 and can pass off as 60. Definitely good genes. You'd be surprised though. My grand uncle was 102 when he died. Fell off a tree.

​@@ShivSaerdinhow did your uncle get up to a tree at 102?

@@juango500 Climbed it. Don't know why. He's got full capacity though, and still strong despite his age. Seeing these two reminded me of him.

House's face when he said that 😂😂

bad case*

Goog Elle yaya

HAHAHAHAA

"I can assure you these are definitely test results. From a lab. And definitely not a random folder I found in my desk and wrote on with a sharpie 2 minutes ago."

And they still reacted to it with alarm. Lol!

@@washedblue "wait, if those are the test results... why couldn't you tell zinc poisoning from those?"

hahahaah that was funny as hell

Wow

Your clothes are red!

@Kingseeker 1089 script supervisor? You mean the editor lol

Must be Lupus.

It’s that dam magician again. Never goin goin to tell us his dam secrets.

And ordering denture cream online

@@xahbal True

@Pyro Head you gotta a lot of time

Mohammed Mubashir Its not hard, you can calculate inflation with a ti-82 or a simple website for that

if He was born in 1908, He was 30 y/o in 1938 (1908+30=1938) in 1960 he was 52 years old. (1960-1908=52) So, it's $20 from 1938. idk how much is it why did you add 22??

@@carlostejada1479 I know I'm 2 weeks late... that said, we talk about the son's 30s, not the father's. They are 22 years apart.

So he's dead?

@@hynb117 Actually yes, the actor passed away.

@@ThePolistiren wow

It's never lupus! (except for that one time when it actually was)

Wait, you mean you don't!?!?!

Hun, dentures and fangs don’t stick perfectly 24/7. Food, water and saliva works it free and it’s the equivalent of hotgluing your clothes at the seams. You gotta keep reapplying after stress. Granted you don’t need the entire tube for one day but you gotta fix your paste like your lipstick after meals. Honestly, I carry back of fangs Incase I swallow one or it falls out. Preferably the latter.

So much easier if you used a nail gun.

Oh hey, KZfaq recommended me this video I forgot about, and went down to check comments and found myself pointing out something I didn't realize this time! I just gave myself a laugh and a confused face at the same time 2 years later... You deserve my like... me! :P

@@InsaneLaughter01 the fact you equate dentures with fangs means yer either cool or creepy; imma go with former, you give off a cosplay vibe and i respect ppl who're creative like that

Carbon dating is a method of figuring out the age of a fossil. He's basically calling the old man a fossil.

Evan Crocker Yeah he wasn't asking he just requoted the joke like an unoriginal fuck.

ady gombos maybe he wasn't no need to be rude

Daniel Astillero - Getting two carbon atoms to hookup.

麦わら帽子L.V.H Trust me he was.

Helen F. Amazon Prime

Vasu Jaganath thanks bro

It was a while back you just missed it

Helen F. It used to be on Netflix a couple years back, I think they pulled it because their contract ran out to be able to stream it.

yea i remember watching the entire series on netflix back in 2012 into 2013 on netflix.

M's Compositions House is good that way

M's Compositions he kept 20

INSERTaliAintro he probably did not, but we can’t really see for sure if that’s one or two folded bills

M's Compositions it looks like a single bill

INSERTaliAintro I disagree, it looks like two bills. Also why would the writers bother having him give back the money if he was going to keep 20? House clearly doesn’t want their money, you can see it in the way he stopped and turned back around to give them their money.

Clockwork Girl It's Sarcoidosis.

It's never Lupus

Lupus is not a joke.I bet he has lupus.

... have we even TESTED for Lupis?

Foreman (synonym for a joke)

Like you when I tell you how to spell "DOES." Hint: it's not "DOSE"... Then you'll get huffy and say it's a "typo."

5 seconds by my count given it’s off screen still extremely fast for 102

Is thallus think house kind of respected that and was nicer to them because of it. That and both of them knew well enough 102 at that point a cool breeze could be a cause of death. They just wanted a justification for them to live independently. Now the fact he had cancer was a unlucky and sucky outcome but at 102 as you age cancer isint really much of a worry you’d probably die of something else before it killed you. I mean as you age the chance of cancer goes up anyway as you’re still alive to be able to get it giving it more time for you to possibly develop it.

that cracked me up so hard xD

RIP to your Gramps, yet from what you told me he'd probably refuse to rest, sorry if that offends you

Don't feel too bad, old people lose the ability to survive sickness and injury even if they are healthy otherwise. If it wasn't slipping he would have caught a bad cold or something. Better to just do whatever you feel like until that happens.

i knew an old man who ended up falling down and getting E Coli in a leg injury and ended up dying from it; merely falling down can be serious in itself

I'd give it back. Compared to his paycheck, it's pocket change. Also he could get in trouble if anything weird happened.

what a cool dude

It was most likely someone much younger, but with awesome make up. There can't be that many Betty Whites out there lol

For someone his age, I'm just surprised he isn't in a wheel chair.

The power of old people.