I love how your videos go straight to the point without boring ass intros..

No one literally no one. Raphael after puting literally anything in his mouth.: this is the best thing I have ever eaten..

The fact that Raphael is trying to stay so close to prison with his tools and is cutting them open with the hugest scissors I've ever seen and a massive knife is so hysterical to me 😄

"i wanted this to be authentic prison food..." brand new sentence

I love at the end when he was talking about subscribing and way he said ‘u don’t have to, it’s just a thing’ he is so down to earth , funny and good vibes

I really appreciate the fact that he not only replicated the recipe but also the process to make it more real!👏👏

My brother just finished a 10 year bid last year. He earned his red seal for cooking while he was there. The man can take anything and make it into something spectacular. It's incredible how resourceful some people in prison become. For 8 years he would never eat in the cafeteria. He'd get other people to use their canteen money to buy ingredients and he would cook for them in return. The only thing that was a struggle was the lack of sugar and some fruits because inmates would make brew with them.

Sometimes I feel like not everyone gets your jokes... I feel like one of the lucky few..... because I'm always laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This wouldn’t be a Raphael video without him dropping stuff 🤣

I’ve never wanted to be someone’s friend so bad. 🤣

his reaction to getting burnt was like a little kid kinda and its the most adorable thing ive ever seen

This was hilarious! This Man is bringing us the real struggle food recipes we never asked for but honestly, this content made my Saturday night. I'm here for this "authentic" content.🙃

The fact that he uses the same tools and most of the same ingredients just shows how much he cares about his content! Keep it up Rapha 😃 ohh and as always his reactions when the food is falling of his plate are sooo adorable and funny omg

I was crying up until now...but you're KZfaq notification put a tiny smile on my face, thankyou love, and I hope atleast you're having a great day. And I wish you happiness

Rapha, dear boy, please use a cutting board. That's so bad for your knife, table, counters, fingers, etc. I worry about you every time you pick up a knife.

Me just discovering Raphael's videos from a yt recommended. Now I've been binge watching all day! I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Then how he just goes right to the point not just waste our time. Love it all.

I would definitely like to see a five star chefs take on the prison recipes. Cool idea. 💡

“nope, it’s prison” 😂😂 you never fail to crack me up

The timing of your fails = comedic genius 😆

27:41 You're the only person I know who opens à snicker bar with a knife 😂🤣 I live for it it is hilarious ❤

I just want to say, you're an amazing soul. I hope whoever is in your life knows what a treasure you are. Oh, and hot water should take the "candy" off your card.

i remember when you followed me on twitter like years ago and im proud to call myself an og bc youre seriously so awesome

Ok but like , being completely honest , I would watch “ 24 hours in prison “ if he cooked for the most part of the video

These videos are my oxygen. I live for his accent 😍🥺

Prison doesn’t sound too bad.. Just thought people was in there eating oatmeal and cereal 😂

Ok but that's Emergen-C?? That has so much Vit. C in it! And he's like "I really should have made more" and that's already 2000 mg! Hope he doesn't eat all of that.. smh

I literally laughed so hard at you're jokes and personality is just all around real and unapologetic! I love it 😂 this is why I love watching your videos, never stop making people feel good ♡

i honestly love your content so much, you're such a joy

I like how you're content is very unique and super creative ❣ great work , really enjoyed this video 😄💖

I hate the wait for your next video, but I'm always thrilled when you post!

I love it when I see your videos come up! This one was fun, I'd like a part 2!

I applaud that you tried with an open mind! I’ve seen these videos with prison “spreads” and I’m not sure I’d want to try any of them, but they definitely get points for creativity when they have very little to work with!

Was waiting for a video, so glad it popped up now 😭🎉💕

The Martha shade 😂😂💀

Emergen-c is an effervescent/fizzy drink. So thats why it bubbled up.

Watching your videos always makes my mood better.. Your energy is everything!! 🖤

LOVE YOU RAPHAEL ❤ STAY BLESSED!! I LOVE YOUR FOOD VIDEOS 🌸

honestly raphael you are so creative! i know demographically your content is probably not my target group but i enjoy every minute of it intensely! did you like the vegan mayo? its my favorite!!!

Love it! Still glad you are posting more!!!

I'm having a physically bad day, but watching your video made me laugh and forget my pain for awhile! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

We are just here for you and all your awesome amazing content. You're so talented. All my love from Michigan ❤️

It's sooo weird to hear him saying "Basmati" 😆😂 Yeah it is Basmati rice and btw basmati in Arabic means "My smile" 🥰

TIL prisoners are creative, and Tesco's own brand "Ms Molly" products are basically prison quality.

Always coming to us with the most innovative video ideas

I love that you leave in when you drop stuff. Always gives me a giggle

Always find it great spending time watching your videos 😊👍 this edition was super interesting 😁

Love the vids and congrants on 2 mil

So much shade in this vid im LIVING for it!!! Literally my favorite KZfaqr

I love this! Part 2 please!

Really great video! Keep up the great work!!! X

I really appreciate you putting time into your videos and not making it seem so rushed like others 😁😁

Love this video!! It was really entertainting and fun and i love that he did that with full respect to the recipies and real excitment

Our boy is back with another long video! Thanks Raphael❤️

Raphael you are honestly hilarious, your comments have me howling 😂 loved this video 👏🏼

Dude your sense of humor isn’t s so dark…..and I love it🤣

I'd love a part 2. This was one of my favorite videos.

I literally just discovered this KZfaqr and I am already in love with him and his content lol.

Lmfaoooo "shots fired ,but we were all thinking it "😆🤣🤣😂😂🤗💀dead

I love ur videos, ur ideas are so coo👍👍 keep doing the good work😍😍

The whole creativity is more important than what you have was quite good

Another banger of a video rapha ❤️

🤣🤣 shots fired! 🔥🔥🔥 And connected! Lol love it view Raph! So real... ♥️

I love you and your content, I always get so happy when you post, you're my comfort youtuber Rapha🥰

Raphael always makes my day better!

I’m having a bad day so this is my getaway, thanks for making it easier♥️

This is the content im living for lol thumbs up

You made me laugh. I needed that 😂

Loved this video. So much fun.

Yesss been waiting literly checked ur page 1 hour ago 🤭😋😋😋

I love your personality sooo much 😂❤️❤️

I have been obsessed with you since you started. Just about. And I’ll never stop. 🤣💙

you don't need to worry about the boiled water melting the plastic because plastic melts at around 200c, while water boils at 100c. if it's hard plastic, it might get softened and reshaped, but it should be fine

He's just getting prepared when the copyright claims roll in

This is how I start my day watching Raphael make prison spreads ❤️😂

Omg a new Rapha video I'm in love 😍🥰💘💗

"it should've been more of a rectangle than a square" "also god making my body shape" HEOMABSOSLNAHSKSJKL SAME

I absolutely love how you're replicating prison meals with the biggest knife 🔪 😂😂

Hahaha I loved this video :D I'd love to see more!

Yesssssss so excited for a new video!

Loved this video plz do a part 2 so funny lol

Glad to see you post

Love your videos, watching from NYC.

Would love a part 2 and I love your shirt, my son wants it so badly ;)

Your videos are so good i don't even notice 30 minutes has passed by

This episode is awesome. I love prison recipes

you are a treasure and i loved this :)

Actually Prison is like being a child except that you´re locked in a tiny Room for most of it. But the emotions behind it resemble it pretty much, someone else decides what you eat, when you eat and what you can get from the outside World. And you always have someone walking with you through the prison.

I was like :"noooooooooooo don't eat from the knife!! you'll get hurt sweetness!!!" I LOVE YOUR CONTENT.. I'm shook that i'm here for four years... Oh My Goodness.. ALSO...I love how your table gets messier and messier wth each round.. And we all new you were gonna drop someting...so don't feel bad about it my love, this was perfection!!!

Your videos hit different at late nighttime 🔥

Context for anyone who wants it, food in US prisons (idk how it is in other countries) is split into two categories: 1. The food they give you by default, it's the bare minimum to keep you alive and a lot of prisons get the food in a box that's labelled "not for human consumption", especially the meat. There's a whole bunch of shit. 2. Food you pay for, which is junk food, chips, ramen, cheese sauce, all that shit. But yeah, from someone who is subpoverty, when you're working with a limited resources, you do get very creative with food. You just throw shit together because if it doesn't work, it's still better than the alternative.

Great Job Raff! 😊

Love watching the recreation videos

someone get this guy some cutting boards 😩

I'd definitely watch the prison birthday cake from a 5 stars bakery. I really wonder what they would do lol. I love the "keeping the jail vibe" thing and the eating off of that huge knife lol this is amazing. I really need to see more of these recipes.

Strange idea, perfect execution. Just another video from Raphael. I don’t often comment but just thought I’d say this was a really cool video!

I was kind of having a bad day but you made it better by posting your video

The bit about the shared cooking show with a Well-Known American cooking and home design personality (not naming) and that they might go way back. I expected to see many more chuckles over that. I love oblique humor

Cool kettle. It reminds me of either C-3PO or Tik-Tok from Return to Oz.

Next video idea Gourmet Prison meals! Or like a 5 course Prison meal!! I love that you’re doing longer videos, your content is why I pay for the premium 💜

Not yet he said lmaoo 😂😂😅 you got jokes🤣 love it