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@legojenn2 ай бұрын
CPR is Canadian Pacific Railway which terminates in Vancouver BC. It's so completely logical that he needed a freight train.
@mantabond2 ай бұрын
Hahaha. Cheek.
@JWAM2 ай бұрын
He sure did terminate
@tantuce2 ай бұрын
Somebody in my FB group posted that her husband suffers from ED and it destroys their marriage and he is on verge of unaliing himself and can't cope, and that she is unhappy too, and probably she would be better off finding somebody else. Majority of us genuinely thought ED is for Erectile Didfunction, and we were suggesting specialists in that area. The author of the post went mental. Turns out this particular ED was meant as Eating Disorder. Who knew! She never explained that before, did she
@blucat42 ай бұрын
Depends on what the suggestions were. I mean some might work for both, you know? Like smoking pot!! 😂
@maxbaniwas79702 ай бұрын
😂
@SALSN2 ай бұрын
FB group meaning flat butt group I assume ;-)
@jonat68252 ай бұрын
Man: "Help! I need cardiopulmonary resuscitation!" Man: still dies
@MichaelBylehn2 ай бұрын
Because people haven't learned the moves? Or because they're somehow unfamiliar with "resuscitation"?
@purplecowadoom2 ай бұрын
@@MichaelBylehn Woosh~ It's because CPR is an acronym for a complicated term that a lot of people wouldn't understand, but in that one case, most people _would_ know the acronym, even if they didn't know how to perform the action. There. Joke explained.
@KJ-yises2 ай бұрын
Nobody knows what those 10 syllables mean either lol
@blucat42 ай бұрын
@@purplecowadoom If you need CPR you aren't yelling anything! 😂
@purplecowadoom2 ай бұрын
@@blucat4 Well there is also that.
@anytayatyta2 ай бұрын
I'll never lose hope. I'm still waiting for the Netflix Special ... I need my INS😅
@vesanius12 ай бұрын
I have been following Ismo for nearly 20 years already and the jokes just get better. I just wish there were more stuff still in Finnish as well, because that's when the jokes really shine. Don't get me wrong, he's hilarious in English and the big audience is there and it's incredible how much he has already achieved, but sometimes it would be nice to go back to to originals where it all started from.
@JanneKurkinen2 ай бұрын
"I have PhD and I use CBD for my PSTD" xD
@toffeecrisp21462 ай бұрын
Did you get the PTSD, in CQB? I had a friend in the MOD, who suffered the same AFAIK, it was NJ. BTW, you mentioned the PhD, are you an MD?
@JanneKurkinen2 ай бұрын
@@toffeecrisp2146 got PTSD getting beaten to NDE and OBE as a 3YO. Nearing adult age learned to distrust the whole MD BIZ and went for naturalistic remedies, so found THC and CBD after trying out some XTC. Conscripted to military in FDF, assigned to MILINT in HQ. Got recruited to CIA via FSIS, later been offered a job in FSB with a rank of OF9 as in NATO. Actually I have no PhD, but have done tens of thousands of hours of research to beat the Cabal and all those child-molesting satanist predators over the course of 20Y. So F the Fed in DC; as it is not Federal, nor does it have Reserves... So it's a fraud as already reading from its name, hidden behind its ABBR. God bless the people of the USA, but F the banksters against U - NCSWIC! PS. I'm the original author of the 'Qanon - The Plan to Save the World' summary thesis. Ye, Q is U, and I'm also with E. Just some rogue letters for sure... :)
@JanneKurkinen2 ай бұрын
And I do know Ismo in person, but we haven't seen F2F in a decade.
@JanneKurkinen2 ай бұрын
KZfaq, STOP CENSORING ME TELLING THE TRUTH HERE !!!
@Pailzor2 ай бұрын
"Post-stress traumatic disorder"? I think we just call that "anxiety".
@bobbylee28532 ай бұрын
Help! I need CCR! Bad moon is rising!
@helsinkianskies2 ай бұрын
That's OK because I'm the fortunate son!
@eddiewinehosen66652 ай бұрын
That's all fine but have you ever seen the rain?@@helsinkianskies
@metalzonemt-22 ай бұрын
@@helsinkianskies But have you ever seen the rain?
@inarisk2 ай бұрын
ISMO | "Corona Crappaper Revival" (CCR Parody) 😂
@blucat42 ай бұрын
You don't have to worry .. If you have no money .. People on the river are happy to give!
@studio48nl2 ай бұрын
Abbreviations... KLM means Royal Dutch Airlines. But, you already know that 😅🤣
@ixilom2 ай бұрын
Help, I need BBQ!
@1337fraggzb00N2 ай бұрын
Sounds delicious.
@mphays2 ай бұрын
Fresh out of BBQ, how about 2 hours of HBO?
@blucat42 ай бұрын
😂
@MicheleDiCecio2 ай бұрын
My old English teacher once told me: "when you assume, you make an ass of you and me"...
@bonnibling2 ай бұрын
If you can state that you "need CPR", you don't need it. 😏
@JiihaaS2 ай бұрын
Are you telling me it didn't really happen?
@lincthomas71782 ай бұрын
He didn't make it
@MobiusBandwidth2 ай бұрын
it's still a funny joke, so, it's ok if it's grammatically unlikely to have occurred.
@bonnibling2 ай бұрын
@@MobiusBandwidth Who said anything to the contrary?? I love Ismo and have probably seen all of his videos; just pointing out a ponderous medical fact. ("'Grammatically' unlikely"?!? Sigh! 🙄)
@MrBlackAmi2 ай бұрын
I spit took beer at my phone and had to google this piece to finish watching lol
@1337fraggzb00N2 ай бұрын
Comment section is gold!
@dougbusing89142 ай бұрын
ISMO needs to add to his routine that when either one of the presidential candidates give a speech someone should be beside them to do the “hadatatatatat”.
@linskychou2 ай бұрын
Is ISMO an abbreviation too 😂
@Yupppi2 ай бұрын
I hear my american friends use the weirdest acronyms for the most mundane things. But also for things that nobody could ever guess unless they were a professional of certain field AND constantly exposed to this person. And then speaking like it never dawned on them to be clear to someone who wouldn't know the most secret and arbitrary acronyms you can come up with. Like for some reason English is about the only language that actively tries to make their language less understandable to anyone.
@ziednasr70872 ай бұрын
I thought the bit was about how strange it is when people say 'it's safe to assume'
@Dr.K.Wette_BE2 ай бұрын
CPR... isn't that a music group ? 😁
@slipperyhand2 ай бұрын
I Need wd40
@andymcneil70852 ай бұрын
Very funny man.
@musMiro2 ай бұрын
What is CPR ? i still have no idea..
@XtreeM_FaiL2 ай бұрын
CPR is when Marty McFly stole your wallet. I think he stole your wallet.
@lincthomas71782 ай бұрын
Lol which means laugh out loud
@paavoESIsieni2 ай бұрын
Millon pilkkivideoo?
@marcelnz2 ай бұрын
cpr ,,, vcr ...?? yeah nahhh ...hahaa
@jeffreyswartz95682 ай бұрын
What does ISMO stand for?
@mikaelm24192 ай бұрын
Hmmm, hard to figure out. What does Jeffrey stand for?
@philojudaeusofalexandria95562 ай бұрын
@@mikaelm2419 Agreed. Tough question. Very profound. I think Ismo stands for humor and the analysis of the English language. And eating sausages.
@mnksld5182 ай бұрын
For walking, usually.
@hmdshokri2 ай бұрын
I need USSR
@XtreeM_FaiL2 ай бұрын
You don't know how lucky you are.
@-igor-2 ай бұрын
You are not alone! Кто там не был, не поймёт ностальгии...
@tommydaniel5462 ай бұрын
BC also stands for BRING CASH LOL
@stimolus2 ай бұрын
I think there is even worse level than overusing acronyms, it's overusing acronyms and when the acronym is expanded, you'll find out the verb have been replaced with a company name. So it's like double the fun. For example... N&C. N&C is, in addition to acronym and verb replacement, an euphemism (wasn't at first but the meaning of the acronym shifted over the years). It however sounds more romantic to DTF, but I don't have Netflix subscription so I can't use it. So in my case, when I crave for sex, the modern communication would be "BD&C", where BD is of course Bluray Disc, not Bondage & Discipline... even though it might mean it in the end as well.
@blucat42 ай бұрын
TLDR
@stimolus2 ай бұрын
@@blucat4 TIME
@TheBlackClockOfTime2 ай бұрын
Äijän pitäs päästä kyl Kill Tonyy välittömästi. Replace Hans Kim as the regular.
@perttikarkkainen18842 ай бұрын
Alkaako ideat loppumaan? Pitääkö kohta ajatella eläkkeelle jäämistä? Uran vaihdosta? Älä kuitenkaan jää laakereille makaamaan.. Hyvät jatkot sinulle!
@yoretabio45372 ай бұрын
Tää oli vain englannin kielen taitoisille.
@HurtigeHelene2 ай бұрын
I like my own comments.
@helsinkianskies2 ай бұрын
Why? They're shit.
@leonig012 ай бұрын
Maybe the man needed Cringe Patronizing Rhetoric, and he got one ,))