ISMO | Dolphins

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5 ай бұрын

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@messenger1556 4 ай бұрын

Why this guy doesn't have 20 million subs by now is beyond me. ❤

@wonderfalg 4 ай бұрын

Marketing?

@mrrandom1265 4 ай бұрын

Because he keeps posting short clips. I don't understand why he never shares proper content (at least 15 minutes).

@conwaytwt 4 ай бұрын

It would be like the dolphin with a typewriter and wet paper. He'd just have dry subs and nowhere to put them.

@AloisMahdal 4 ай бұрын

because dolphins can't hit the subscribe button?

@anytayatyta 3 ай бұрын

Enjoy the exclusivity!

@Mezamihvad 4 ай бұрын

Ismo we are super excited to hear new jokes,we can't wait 😂😂😂😂

@__HumanBeing 4 ай бұрын

You are my new favorite comedian ISMO! 👏

@r0conscious 4 ай бұрын

U r one of my favorites Ismo! ❤️

@galgrunfeld9954 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Dolphins give each other names, and some dolphin taught scientists their names, they even taught them how to play catch with a pufferfish as a ball

@Lowco5 4 ай бұрын

This guy is the only awesome thing the algorithm has shown me in a long ass time.

@nonas6831 4 ай бұрын

Какой он классный!❤😂😂😂😂

@AkajjaObunaku 4 ай бұрын

they are really pissed 🤣

@W3c16B 3 ай бұрын

this guy cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bubisav123 4 ай бұрын

Man, you are hilarious. You are really, really good

@MrPekarce 4 ай бұрын

you should do one about the word "Mate" OMG i bet your gonna make something INSANELY funny Love you man !

@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 ай бұрын

you're*

@MrPekarce 4 ай бұрын

@@mikeymcmikeface5599 please dont...

@partyweb 4 ай бұрын

Grammar Police 🚨

@MrPekarce 4 ай бұрын

@@partyweb good luck learning ANY other language then english WITHOUT taking any clases TAKE THAT :D

@partyweb 4 ай бұрын

@@MrPekarce, I was defending you and poking fun at the troll who replied to you. 😂👍

@HrRezpatex 4 ай бұрын

As a Norwegian who know how much Finnish people love to drink, there is one thing i never have understood. They say it was the Finnish that invented the Molotov cocktail.(Its a cool history behind it by the way..) But lets be honest, do we really believe that once there was a Finnish person who said: I have a great idea, in stead of drinking this alcohol, lets put it on fire and then throw it away..

@SepyLi 3 ай бұрын

Finns only invented the name, not the actual thing

@CheriTheBery 2 ай бұрын

@@SepyLiI mean... There's not much to "invent" there, it's basically a very flammable substance put in a container and thrown at war machines.

@Dr.K.Wette_BE 4 ай бұрын

Genius ! 🤣

@Dexlect 4 ай бұрын

Nice one 😜, that one took me back to Ricky Gervais bit 😁

@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 ай бұрын

That's how paralyzed ppl must feel.

@1337fraggzb00N 4 ай бұрын

As a T7 paraplegic, I would like to stand my ground, but there are some issues.

@ch3fk0ch0815 4 ай бұрын

I was laughing like Matt.This was a definitely a good one and I don't get Abby's or Alan's reaction. There wasn't any offense in that joke in a single word. Like Hammond said - it was progressive ❤

@jacekmichalewski4059 4 ай бұрын

I guess there arent many white female dolphins to get maad

@user-ih6hh2ce8v 3 ай бұрын

I thought the dolphins might use voice typing!

@varmastiko2908 3 ай бұрын

Ironically that's exactly why dolphins are better off than humans.

@PaiviProject 4 ай бұрын

😆😆😆

@honkytrousers 4 ай бұрын

When’s he due?

@piaidebring6917 4 ай бұрын

@georgenorris2657 4 ай бұрын

. . . and the paper is all wet . . .

@muhamadthemotorcityfarmer6016 4 ай бұрын

😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣

@DWilcox77 4 ай бұрын

They gotta be frustrated. I think they do a lot of swimming, or can they not sleep well like you?

@xrzeropoint7989 4 ай бұрын

I've never seen a doll with a fin. What is everyone talking about? Dolls have dresses. Is it under there? I've never looked because that's naughty. Where are the fins on the dolls?

@marksanders1942 4 ай бұрын

Dolphin not doll

@xrzeropoint7989 4 ай бұрын

@@marksanders1942 OH! OKAY! SPANK YOU BERRY MUCH!

@rustyshackelford3590 4 ай бұрын

Mermaid doll

@xrzeropoint7989 4 ай бұрын

@@rustyshackelford3590 Gawr Gura!