I've never cared about anything less

@@BAGGY_305 that’s fine, but no one cares

I just saw it. It looks like CW is going to be a fun series. Mixing the sprites with voice acting gives it a visual novel vibe. That said, it’s difficult to make out what some characters are saying sometimes. I think giving it subtitles could help (KZfaq’s autogenerated subtitles are often lacking). Thank you for creating and uploading this series. By the way, did Shiro have a vision?

First; We DID domesticate bears. Brown bear cubs were raised as pets by the Vikings since pre history, and, bear trainsets across north Europe and Russia had domesticated bears to the point they could act as seeing eye dogs. Then, they made training bears to these purposes ILLEGAL, by animal rights activists. It's not even that they ussed ANY of the more " inhumane" techniques of pre history. They even left those out. It's LITERALLY that a " trained" bear, wouldn't survive in the wild, due to loosing there natural instincts for foraging and hunting. That's it. And, you wonder WHY people, even before they started shitting on Steve Irwin, people were mad at animal rights activists. : ( 2. Hang on; I had another post I wanted to mention in the video, but, I was listening while typing, and, I will have the " re watch" for it. Ahh, that was it; While the dm IS simply a player with extra responsibilities, that doesn't always meen, that, there a GOOD player. And, as that player runs the WHOLE FRICKEN WORLD, and, can't simply be delegated to a BAVKGROUND role, like other players, when that player is bad, you have but 1 option; Make your own fun. A. Dm wants to role for every social interaction, without judging ANY on rp ; If you rp before the die roll; make every statement that comes out of your mouth so rediculous, that, they have to give secret backstory and personality traits that are suddenly revealed, in order to explain HOW the roll passed. If you roll before the interaction, make all low / obviously failing rolls plot relevant, well crafted, logical rp, and, all high / seemingly passing rolls, seemingly completely irrelevant, dada'ist , god tear shit posts. B. If your dm doesn't allow a 19 to pass on a planned skill check, or, a 20 to pass on an unplanned skill check, under the statement " critical hits are only for combat" , that fine. They just gave you permission AND incentive, to kill everything you meet / see. As a gm, they are NOT allowed to use any creature, whose cr is more then 3 points above the party level. If they put in a creature that appears as such, it will and must ALWAYS contain a special template, which reduces difficulty. Thus, until level 5 , you main strategy consists of having uncanny dodge, gaining increased crit range weapons, killing anyone who doesn't subsurviently follow you, starting with hirelings and leadership, and, simply slautering everything in your path, for the XP, worse then any orc band. And, yes; everything has an XP value for defeating it, and, killing is an undeniable method of causing it to be " defeated". Your gm may try to argue that this renders your characters alignment as " evil". Simply bring up, that, to be evil, on must cause unnecessary suffering, not pertinent to accomplishing a goal. Since the only guaranteed victory condition in the world is killing, murdering as much as possible, as quickly and efficiently as possible, isn't evil by the rules of the game. It's neutral, since, it has a definitive effect, you are using the best tools at hand to accomplish that effect, and, you are being efficient at gaining that effect. This is a perfectly balanced argument, in this context. If the gm argues early on " it's not cannon to the world, your character doesn't know what xp and crits are" , simply kill your current character, and, use a character with the " another world" first party background, from wizards of the coast. Then, your free base the logic on pure math of crits and XP, as you wish. Once at level 5 , or, more pragmatically, at level 4 , your goal is to find a weapon, or, gain a spell; weakness, which removes immunity to critical hits, as, that's the SOONEST a gm, can include such creatures. You can even include a main goal for the backstory of the character, that, they find the world broken, due to only combat having a guaranteed chance of success, and, they want to use ultimate level 20 power, to change that. Given that could bring peace to the world in some fashion, that's even enough, in the context of DND, to be considered " good" , by most standards, since, " good" characters aren't penalized for murder, and, often chastised for trying to redeem foes or find diplomatic solutions, almost as if to point out " murder is the only sure fire solution" , as a WORLD RULE. Remember; a gm CAN include " levels of success" , which slowly give a bonus, that accumulates to a pass, for what you desire, if you keep rolling. A success doesn't mean you get what you want automatically, just that you get a step closer to it. And, if a gm doesn't like a scene or type of roleplay, they are ALWAYS allowed to " fade to black" , and, not to the scene, so long as the events of the scene, still remain part of the stories cannon. However, fully denying the rolls outright, without a " graduated level" of success rolls needed or possible, is outright PERMISSION, to begin acting as a pragmatic serial killer. C. Gm won't stop killing your characters loved ones " for the drama" , or, putting you into obtuse situations where YOUR character, ends up being the one to kill them? That's fine. Just take the cursed background, and, give your characters the cursed fetishes of necrophilia and incest from the boe. Remember; the gm can fade to black from any RP involving a character they control. But, a corpse is an object, not a character. If they don't stop after that, at least the others will stop showing up to the sessions, and, they'll have trouble finding a party to gm for. D. If the gm simply chooses to ignore your characters backstory, and, doesn't bring it up, that's fine. Simply assign back stories to THERE npc's, as dictated by YOUR character, and, refuse gm " head cannon" for the npc's. Do it firmly, deliberately, with belief, and frequently enough, and, they will forget THERE head cannon for the characters, and, go with the head cannon YOU assert, as, that will be the DOMINANT memory, of the character. E. If a gm tries to control YOUR character, or, force YOUR character into a scripted situation, just do the following; Note; for this, always carry the following; If the game is played in person, a knife. If the game is played online / through an app, like roll20, a screen recorder. If it's in person, then, simply resolve the screen with the other players as you and they see fit / find fun, ignoring the gm and moving the minis as you will. When the screen is resolved to the players liking, you may allow the gm to continue to the next screen. If they try to treat the player generated results as non cannon, the session simply ends early. If they treat it as cannon, the game goes on. If they try to prevent your plot discussion or movement of the miniatures/ dice, stab there hand, and, continue like nothing happened. Trying to force character out of your representative work is a form of gaslighting and emotional abuse.a defence of temporary insanity can easily be baised on that, and, there are more then a few psychological studies, to back up a large, physical, forceful result, to an accidental trigger of emotional abuse. As well; your character is considered YOUR creative work. Forcing your name, in a public setting, onto a piece of creative work, which has been modified away from your intentions or message, is considered defamation in the least, if not infringement on unique creative work. They control the setting and world. Your character can die, get rich, expierience trauma, find love, or any number of things in that world, up to the one who controls that world. However, YOU control your characters RESPONSE to that, and, attempted ACTIONS in that world, not them. That response MAY get them killed. However, making that response is YOUR choice to make. If the gm tries to say something to the effect of, for example " the soal doesn't wish to return" , when someone is using resurrection or raise dead on your character, that's not there call to make. It's yours. If on an online app, simply call a break, cut out there map / tokens from the video, discuss what happens with the other players, and, return with the RP logs, explaining " well, this is what happened while you were away". If they refuse to accept, simply report them for abusive / demeaning behavior, depending on what it's called in that particular app. .... Cont

Another way to turn life into a musical is for a brief period play a song everyone will/should know, then start to sing it, see who many join in

"It'll make you get your shit together, and it'll make me lose my shit laughing" - Gandalf the gey.

thats a persona 2 blog! bet he meant Strange Journey literally...

@@mortadelofilemon2086 p

I love your profile

That’s what I say to all my ocs “SEND THEIR ASSES ON A STRANGE JOURNEY!” Yep That’s how I treat my ocs

I will use it, now

For all it is AND isn't worth. *_bleed it dry_*

Not me genuinely enjoying the Amazing Digital Circus 😭 I just really like Gooseworx let me enjoy my silly little existential clown show in peace D:

No, no, no

If you're walking around the desert in socks, then there's some other problem going on. Also, just go walk in the other dry, hot part with you socks, it'll dry soon.

Slurp it out

@@benjaminroos2996 That started off promising, but the end didn’t really make sense, try wording your threat a little differently

Which immediately soaks it up and taints it

Buttercups also work. Not fun to eat. Can fuck up your throat and intestines.

Here's one: I hope when your getting your photo taken for your ID you sneeze mid picture.

"i hope u receive 4 spider lilies in your mailbox at 4:49 am" towards a japanese person would also be good

Also, important note on the toxicity of lilies: they are even more toxic to dogs and cats that to humans, especially cats. A cat that rubs up against a lily and gets pollen on its fur can die if it ingests that pollen while grooming itself. If you have cats, don't bring lilies into your house.

Those likes are painful. How dare you understand. You poor soul. You will do well in life. Just trust your heart a little more. If not for yourself, then please... for me.

Billy Crystal’s delivery is what sold it for me. (The original line was more like Calcifer outright threatening that HE would burn the bacon. The dub “curse” version was funnier just for how sullen and resentful he sounds, like he isn’t even INTENTIONALLY trying to do the burning)

You did it you found the best curse.

That's just sadistic

This.... of all the ones ive seen, THIS is the most heinous shit

Yes please

It's the bit I tend to skip tbh

Yeeeeaaaahhhhh

I won’t never not won’t watch that video

@@LucaTheStar make it a multiple part series

I hope you always forget something in the morning

@@amgry_leaf8546 i hope you always *feel* like you forget something in the morning and end up being late only to find out the thing you needed was in your pocket the whole time

I don't get it

May I recommend? Ladyhawke (1985), starring Matthew Broderick and Michelle Pfeffier. It’s really good, and the story is extremely simple and sincere, with not an insecure, cash-grabbing bone in its body. The only part that could be construed as “cash-grabbing” is the cast, and it’s more likely that Richard Donner was just appealing to the execs to get the film made in the first place.

@@phastinemoon 👀 O7

That's not his: He just borrowed it.

Is... Is this a Digimon reference?

@@nekomataumbreon Nope. Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey.

​@@nekomataumbreon Shin Megami Tensei

@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 ah. Well you kinda also described the plot of Digimon season 1 and that's why I asked.

And its missing the last two chapters

Why must you hurt people in this way?

Hey, don’t call me out like this!

or the DSMP fandom

there is nothing on god's green earth could've possible prepared me to read that sentence holy shit

This hurts. This really hurts.

…why must you hurt me in this way

How dare??

Or Patrick Warburton He has exactly 1 voice

Rather then simply "is cold" how about "I hope your next cup of hot chocolate turn lukewarm the moment it touches your tongue"? Burn their lips and tease them with warmth, only to rip it away at the last moment.

The one that me and my best friend use is: "I hope you stub your toe"

Cold hot chocolate is just chocolate milk. What you’re looking for is room temperature.

Sounds specific there mate, u alr?

Ken the Jedi Prince.

Rolf from Ed edd and Eddy?!

hope you feel better soon

"I hope that your teammates in online games are always bad enough that you cannot physically win a single match, but they're good enough that reporting them for griefing/feeding will do absolutely nothing."

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 OOOOO THATS A GOOD ONE HOLY SHIT

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 “I hope your minecraft build is slightly off but also not but only at a certain angle”

@@papafresh7636 "I hope that you get 95% of the way through cooking yourself a lovely meal, only to find out you're missing that one ingredient that makes is truly divine, so you have to settle for a mediocre proxy of the meal you've been looking forward to and craving all day, so you not only get disappointed at the meal, but also that you used your good ingredients on lacklustre nourishment."

SAME :(

Tell her that I have a sloth purse that looks like there's a sloth holding onto my shoulder.

@@unknowncreature-0069 no because the she'd want one lol

@@turboferret3582 but then we'd match!

Omg I went through a sloth phase my 12yr old ass was like “imma gON MOVE TO FLORIDA AND RESCUE SLOTHS!!!” While my family watched with double expresso’s like “that’s nice honey”

@@distantmaniacallaughter8690 lol but my sister is in her 30's she even has sloth plushies sitting in her car

Yeah, the one hater