For that last part, those were definitely scammers. They often use a strategy where they intentionally use horrible grammar to filter out people who would be intelligent enough to catch on, so we don't waste their time. That's why I make a point to waste their time!

If I ever go missing, put my picture on a bottle of rum, at least I will have something to look for. Barring that, I want P.M. Seymour to do a search for me like they did on Mrs. Ms. Miss W.

If I ever got a call from my grandma about a good omens fanfic she wrote I'd be terrified cuz she died long before I was even born

I would SO talk to an Android girl who can run Doom.

Ah, you don't know how nice it is to hear "gentlethem."

Nice 1:00 WAIT ITS ME--

I own a copy of the book where that Articuno in a fridge comes from. it's a look-and-find book with the original 151 pokemon, where it asks you to find specific ones on each page. that's just page 1, but there's also stuff like Jynx praying at a grave at Lavender Tower and Pinsir squirting water with his hands in a lake next to Cycling Road

I timed it pretty good where when PM said “go get some water” I was mid sip of my water.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open de door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, close the door

0:40 "I'm 19 and I've already wasted my entire life" - Burgerpants, Undertale

Purple really be coming up with all the w's

11:02 fun fact the guy who did none pizza left beef created young Sheldon

I find it amusing that PM provided a PSA on the potpourri of posts pointed to by a power of my prime provider of positive prosperity.

My guess is that the photo of “Mary Elizabeth Webb” is just a stock photo

Fun fact, put your bread in the fridge to slow the growth of mold. It doesn't like the cold.

2:00 I guess in this scenario, you would be, say, logged in.

I'd like to thank you PM. I lost my fiance last month, and your light and fluffy content has been a great distraction, helping me get through this. I was having an especially hard day and saw this video and am feeling relaxed and not on the verge of breaking down for the first time since I got up.💜

A Chibidoki appears!!

i keep forgetting PM has a wife. like he mentions her and its like a cute form of whiplash

3:22 Nail. Nail! NAIL!

I love your Brooklyn accent that comes out like every other post because it reminds me of the fact that I have a slight Brooklyn accent, you just have to listen for it, and Brooklyn accents are weirdly fun/soothing to listen to

Thumbnail Chibidoki threatened to punch me if I didn't watch this video

0:50 I know someone who puts peanut butter in the fridge. He'll leave the milk on the counter all day, and put the PB in the fridge. It's gotten to the point where I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose. Also, my grandma keeps condiments in the cupboard, even after opening. Not including mayo, thankfully

John F Cennedy, the Mary Elizabeth Webb thing certainly proves the internet IS dead!!

Did you let Ms. Mary Elizabeth Webb know about this?

9:14 Me when... me. Yeah.

5:55 ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS WE GOT THE HAT

Fun Fact: Articuno's japanese name is Freezer. So at 2:06, what you are actually seeing isn't Articuno in a fridge, but rather... _Freezer in a freezer_

1:35 someone has clearly never tried to mix purple with acrylic paint before.

7:03 GASP IT'S EPIC

"What's Articuno doing in the refrigerator?" Chilling.

When you said my nickname (Sam) I had a heart attack- also hilarious dubbing and spiral into the abyss as always lol

My roommate is my parent, and we both have vastly different ideas on what should be refrigerated

Articuno in a fridge? Whatchu mean what’s he doin in there? He’s just… chillin RANDOM BEE FACT! BEES CAN ACTUALLY DO MATH!

10:35 I am stealing the term vampire autism

23:36 The fact that a .jpeg of a childhood friend turned successful twitch streamer shows up in a P.M. Seymour video is...really something.

Is this Chibi on the thumbnail?

“Did you drink water today?” Today was the first full day my Hourly Water Alarm went into effect. So far, it’s been successful. E: is the 100 max players one TF2? Not to be confused with TF|2, of course.

I don't normally post stuff like this but whatev, other people overshare all the time so. This video made me smile and laugh a bit and I really wanna send a thank you even if just out into the universe because I've had a real sh!tty past few hours. It's not something I can fully explain and really shouldn't to online strangers but the short of it is that I haven't talked to anyone on my father's side of the family including him for over a year and I just found out this morning through Instagram that he moved. I doubt he has my leftover stuff that I left there anymore, I don't know where my siblings are and I fully broke down sobbing because of this and this video was able to help pull me out of my head enough to eat and now I can continue with my day. So thank you for the funny videos, this isn't the first time it's helped me but this has been the most devastated I've ever felt while watching one and it can't be fixed by a silly video but it helps some and to be able to keep on keeping on is all sad people can ask for. So again Thank you. 💜

9:52 Being in yr 30s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then going "yeah I might as well go to the grocery store"

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? ... You can't, it's full of giraffe.

As someone who has been DM'd on Discord by people from servers I'm not even active in trying to sell me their art when I have shown absolutely no interest in that anywhere, I get the asking permission to DM rule. The kids are correct on that one

6:56 i had to completely stop what i was doing and think because it was so familiar, then i released they were mostly quoting Ruthlessness from EPIC the musical

4:46 for context, the text came from War Thunder And no, it was much more hilarious than you'd think it is. And yes i have personally experienced this bug The bug is something like this: if the enemy peppered your tank with their machine gun (although it can be any gun within the game, from 5.56 to 120mm), theres a non-zero chance that one of the bullet's mass value is changed to a ridiculously heavy amout (usually a couple tons) and when you were hit with this bullet, your tank *will* be thrown out of the battle (sometimes straight into the sky) and if you're unlucky you'll get flipped when you fall down Man i wish it hasnt been fixed

25:20 that last one was for a law firm in Valencia,Spain

4:04 the intrusive thought won and i threw an empty plastic bottle at the wall and it bounced off and landed in my food. I'll get em next time.

9:47 AGH! I almost fell over from that

5:24 the funniest part is i know the context on this (actually i know it for quite a few of em lmao)

Holy moly, Mr. Seymour! What a good job....? Haves a broccoli 🥦!

169. Nice.

7:07 Me realizing that this wasn't about cops but Odysseus instead was such a whiplash 😂😂

7:01 EPIC THE MUSICAL REFERENCE

Working at a pizza place has really fucked with the way I look at pizzas, because now I see one and I just picture how it would be written out on the screen. For anyone wondering, none pizza with left beef would just be (pizza size)(crust type) 1/2 no normal cheese, no normal sauce, 1/2 no normal cheese, no normal sauce, with beef, and then in the notes underneath it would say Left Beef, and it would be up to the person taking the pizza out of the oven to read that and put it in the box correctly. Shorthand code for these instructions will vary by local language

6:56 Yeah, sorryyy but the line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible, yeah. Sorry, but close your heart, the world is dark, yeahhh, sorryyyy. Ruthlessness is mercy, sorryyy

5:22 TERRATECH UPDATE 1.5.4 SPOTTED!!! TERRATECH MENTIONED 🎉🎉❤❤🎉❤🎉

7:11 YESSSSS EPIC

9:15 Me with Jet from A Crown of Candy

12:05 I'd imagine this more from queen deltarune

12:14 I'm going to repeat what I said on the original video: this is the reason why Genshin Impact has fall damage. It's to avoid false advertising. Name your character Gen, then fall off the first cliff in the game. Behold, Gen's shins have been impacted within the first minute of the game.

8:21 well that alot of Mrs brightside

12:41 YOOOOOOO THAT'S ONE OF MY TUMBLR FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!

It's really surreal seeing chibidoki in the thumbnail in a video not about her.

Not me tuning in at 17:10 because I heard my dead name

Hehe, 169. Hehe, you reached 13^2. ...what? What did you think I would be calling out the episode number for?

When the robots figure out what hands look like it's all over for us

11:56, I guess I've not levelled up enough to unlock that spell. Haven't even unlocked the gender spell either. Probably should get to work on those. Could anyone tell me any prerequisites I need to know about?

169, nice

I too, like Mx Mr Ms Miss Mrs Marry Renee Elizabeth Webb. She is great, made 10000000000000k a year And I did not laugh to myself while typing this

Every time i hear any other these about an android girl doing X my brain instantly goes to dorothy from VA-11 HALL-A. It always fits

How many updates have I missed? he's married now?!

She's a stock photo Edit: CALLED IT

I found your videos while playing Far Cry5 hour of darkness.

The loads got me.

169 babeyyyyyy *_Nice._*

THATS MY FUCKING POST AT 9:02 ??? HELP ME 😭😭😭

11:42 the only bad rpg idea from that blog

1:17 char jumpscare

10:36 why would you call me out like this!? What i do to you?

But they didn't forget to name the country of the US. The proposed and pushed forth name was Freedonia, and I'm not even joking. The fact that the country is still called "United States of America" tells you how well that stuck. And honestly a good thing too because hoboy

9:04 I KNOW THAT PERSON!! IM MUTUALS WITH THEM ON TUMBLR, I LUTERALLY JUST JUMPED OUTOF MY FUCKING SEAT WHAT THE HELL, PERCY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE VIDEO

I have 2 jokes for you PM. Joke 1: How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag? ............ (Hint: Take the F out of Way.) ............ *this is when you yell "There is no F in Way!!" Joke (More like a riddle though) 2: Three men on a boat, four cigarettes, and no matches (AND NO OTHER WAY TO MAKE FIRE I HAVE HAD PEOPLE TRY TO DO THAT) how do they have a smoke? Answer: Toss a cigarette overboard and use the boat (because the boat becomes cigarette lighter). Thank you. Thank you. I will see myself out now.

Guess: 'business woman' or alternatively 'stock/mortgage broker, woman'

someone should probably tell the real ms webb about that

16:16 why did it take a compilation video for me to reallize the explanation Was the anti-joke?

I just created my own Tumblr account! Where do I start in order to get maximum enrichment?

Wait... Is Kaijukicho related to SuperKamiSuperMegaUltraAlphaOmegaHyperBiggerLongerandUncutGuru

6:20 I was wondering why Chibi was in the thumbnail

Nice

So they ended up in both

Ok so what if Renee is the name of another person they did this whole thing about but when the copy pasted the spiel over, they forgot to change the name in an instance or two.

3:20 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

*pog face emoji*

I think I turned off all notifications from youtube

The second 69 binge, lets GOOO

Who is Renee indeed

nice

…Why is ChibiDoki on the thumbnail?

I'm here

AI oop nope

hi ppls