One of these days PMSeymour is going to say “it’s a binge compilation” in a completely normal voice and we’re all going to be taken completely by surprise

Everytime I hear Seymour's sultry female voice, I get mentally whiplashed into oblivion. Like I literally physically get pushed back.

Okay but GLaDOS actually did that in Portal 2. To quote: “I have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up 15 acres of broken glass. By myself.”

Okay but trying to sneak into the demon king’s castle using the safety vest and ladder trick definitely sounds like something that would happen in konosuba

That's it guys, he solved the KZfaq copyright issue. You just have to split the song up into such tiny sections across a much longer video that only people with enough internet literacy to recognize it 1/8 of a measure at a time know what it is

Ah a binge compilation is like taking all the happiness medicine at once instead of taking it once per day as the doctor instructed.

All the Twitter users who migrated to Tumblr were either perfectly assimilated or ran away screaming from the abandoned clown factory, followed closely by 90s themed Jack Skellington on heelys

“Sometimes I forget theres straight people on here” My sexuality is in a box labeled straight. I don’t know if what the inside says, but I can’t know for sure until I carefully undo the ribbon and open it. For now, the box looks nice on a shelf I glance at every once in a while.

"But what if you did choose your own name?" My first thought was that person _did_ choose their own name, but for some reason even though all names are picked by _someone,_ some people respect the name someone else gave you more than one you gave yourself, for some reason. Better to just not get into it with strangers unless you happen to know they're cool. "Awesome name!" "Thanks, I chose it myself." "Oh. What's your real name, though?" "..."

So if P.M. Seymour is the 'Base Version', and A.M. Seymour is the 'Evil Version', what about F.M. Seymour?

When I heard “boy concoction” I thought of like,,, a human smoothie

The last thing I expected to hear today was Seymor just dropping in with a scarily accurate and scarily flirtatious woman's voice and then just acting like we should all be fine afterwards

The female voice you used got me in a chokehold! Please let me go!

On the acespec thing, the smurfs could all actually be asexaul in the sense they actually reproduce asexaully, like the entire village calls Papa Smurf due to the fact they spored from him

The transparent pun is pure gold. Also, 6:21 boy concoction is obviously made of the substance responsible for attracting as many of them as possible thus bringing them to your yard. Protect your milkshakes.

As a straight male, I must agree that the fog is very relaxing. Is cloud. BUT GROUND.

One thing I have learned from this video: Crows can not swim. You might be like "Oh, how did you learn that?" My dnd character is a crow.

It's not the exact same as the safety vest and ladder trick but my D&D party managed to sneak into a castle held by drow by convincing the guards we'd been hired by their boss to vanquish the undead in the sub-basement. Turned out there actually WAS a sub-basement filled with undead. We got away with the artifact we'd been hired to find and a cool 600 gp.

9:10 New OC idea: asian grass lizard fisherman who uses his tail as a fishing line

the Elmer's Glue customer service line 😂😂😂💀 i wasn't prepared for that

P.M. *Seymore: does a female voice* Me: A-Angel dust?

All I'm going to say is that the mommy voice gave me temperature whiplash. Have a good day, everyone!

4:29 They said "relaxing female tone" not Sultry

My gender retirement plan is to be like the 90-something year old retired trucker with the deepest voice and the chillest vibe but is actually chaotic as all hell, who is a resident at the retirement home i work at. He is my old person gender goals!

binge this and binge that. Wheres my watch a series of videos in a healthy amount compilation?

17:05 That's also the ending of Hannibal (the book, not the film). Hannibal (*SPOILERS*) kidnaps Clarice and subjects her to weeks of intensive hypnotherapy that both cures her of her personal trauma but also (maybe) hypnotises her into falling in love with and running away with him (it's left intentionally ambiguous as to whether she actually is hypnotised or is just pretending in order to be able to be able to run away with him without feeling guilty about it). Certainly, not the healthiest Villain×hero romance but you did ask!

6:46 May I suggest an addendum, their actual backstory is just being a little shit but the backstory they tell people is "oof ow the edge, the sheer tragedy of it all". They find it funny

Snom for president Andy's segment was great

I’d say something funny but it’s morning and my brain is too fried to thonk of anything

The over-specific historical hyperfixations flowchart is actually really accurate. Addendum tho, if they're fixated on the USSR instead, they're either a postsoviet kid dealing with generational trauma *or* a 13 year old cisboy gamer nuisance who knows every lyric of the USSR anthem and is obsessed with the gopnik subculture. Or both at once hypothetically, but I don't think I've met someone like that yet. Could happen tho. Theoretically.

Its bingin’ time

“I was really into greek mythology in middle school” Bro this is LITERALLY me, like even the explanation of it is correct

i've revisited tumblr the last few weeks and the fact hey are selling two checkmarks AND you can buy it multiple times amuse me a lot also i can see jeff have 6 and i am proud of him

The chick voice will never not take me by surprise at how accurate it is

Funny! According to Powerwolf, Demons are a girls best friend.

3:48 Two jazz musicians move in together. Call it . . . friends with sax benefits. You're welcome ;-)

At this point I’m fully convinced that he butchered “Javert” on purpose. Like please. Pat, you can’t keep doing this.

I said it once and I’ll say it again: PMSeymour sounds like Jontron from the alternate timeline where he’s a good guy

I went on a date recently and the guy mentioned liking WWII documentaries, and there was a spike of panic because of this post. I tried to fish for info but couldn't find out what part he's into. Then again, I'm half jewish and muslim, so maybe I'm safe ^^'

I'm specifically into preindustrial historical technology and it's postapoc potential to raise humanity from disaster

20:47, one plural form of roof is actually "rooves," following the pattern of hoof/hooves, just somewhat less common.

0:30 Well I mean, a lack of internal organs and the searing of all veins. Making a golem is different.

My preparation for a psychiatric visit will be binging all binge compilations to screenshot all relatable memes

i love the binge compilations cuz i miss videos every now and then thanks to work, so these binge compilations help me stay up to date with all the PM lore or memes. :3

I would love to see a movie where the hero and the villain end up just talking it out in the end. IS THAT IN MEGAMIND?!?! just imagine, the big baddie has the hero in a corner, and the villain is about to win, and right before the finishing blow, “Wait!” The villain starts “what, are you gonna try some speech about how evil I am, and how you won’t let this happen? I’m not gonna wait, you know. You only have seconds left to live,” and then the hero relaxes and says, “no, I just have one question,” and everybody expects some epic one liner, but instead it does a flashback to some training montage thing and the master said some obscure thing which had the acronym of, “why?” And the villain says something like “I already told you. You know what they did to me. What else do you need to know?” And the hero says something like “it’s not a question for me. Ask yourself. Why?” And the it cuts to the hero, and you see them born, and their family is toxic, and nobody likes him, and he gets diagnosed with (mental illness), and everybody says he’s never going to do anything good, and he keeps trying, but metroma- oh my god this is just a slightly different viewpoint of megamind.

I do respond to compliments about my name with "thanks my mom gave it to me" so I think "thanks I chose it myself" is a perfectly acceptable response.

I forgot the Female Voice bit was in there, and I got entirely caught off guard, help

4:07 F.M. Seymor

I wasn’t expecting that female voice, but it was certainly a pleasant surprise

5:03 I’m conceived that ziv-the-jester is one of eggman’s 70 alternative accounts

NEVER EVER CALL ME A DIRTY BOY, I AM A GRIMY LITTLE MAN

16:10 that isn’t a group of frogs, it’s a chorus of humanity’s downfall, the reason it doesn’t go into winter is because they get eepy and go honk MimiMimimi

7:13 yeah… that one burned me a while ago AoT spoilers for basically the whole plot, major character death etc So when I first started reading it my friends mentioned to me that Hange dies so don’t get too attached to the funny confident scientist lady. I immediately did of course, but how wouldn’t I? Anyway. When they went to retake that one city (I think it was Shiganshina) and Bert got thrown in a barrel and basically nuked an area and she got caught up in it, I thought that was that. Then three chapters later, she swings back in like ‘hey whatup I’m fine don’t mind my awesome goggle glasses things being cracked’ and I’m like ‘oh, neat. This is like how people who watch Haikyuu say that a kid dies to watch them get extremely confused about how a death happens in a light volleyball anime’. Then like 30 chapters later she gets covered by another explosion and I think ‘Oh heck- they did a fakeout once before, she should be fine, right?!!’ And then she shows back up again a chapter or so later and it’s great because now I’m even more confident she’ll live. Then the rumbling happens and she jumps out of the plane at some wall titans to buy time and falls down on fire and I’m thinking ‘she’s… she’s ok… right? It’s not like… but she’s survived two fakeouts…’ and then all her dead friends appeared in front of her and I nearly died myself RIP best character who I’m definitely totally normal about

I caught my first snom in Violet a week ago and named him P.M.’s Son. He will never be used. Not because I don’t know how to use a snom, but because P.M.’s Son is to good and precious to face the foes of my main team.

The person who smashed Wellerman and Rock Star together "A curse upon you sorrow fall thick and fast! Your days have been numbered, each hour your last! May the land, sea or sky turn to swallow you whole!"

I wanna create a character that you just absolutely hate. Just so utterly despise!.... And yet you want them stay for the entire rest of the story. Like, "fuck this absolute shit-bag, give me more of him!"

**happy early noises**

Ohohohohohohohoho another binge compilation

Welp. After all these years, you’ve finally got me. Good show, Percius Mike Seymour.

6:44 fun fact! This was exactly my first (and only) rouge. Her name was Kithri and her greatest sin was being a goofy lil rascal with a penchant for tricks and making your shiny objects ✨dissappear✨

PM! How long can hold the I in Binge and the o in Compilation? I think that would be a fun April Fool’s Day joke for the people who just seem vaguely familiar thumbnail, “Twitter ### Binge Compilation,” and click the video without looking at the length of the video (ie ME lol). All it would be is you going “It’s a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing comilatiooooooooooooooooooon” and nothing else. Just an idea! Have a nice day! :)

The favorite character one hits waaaay too close to be made by some random person like what

God. How is it that in almost every single binge compilation I'm able to find at least one post that describes how I feel about a Marble Hornets character?

I have been waiting for this for so long! Regular Tumblr videos are too short for my preferences, so I've been waiting for the Binge Compilation! Thanks for uploading this! Might comment more later!

One of the early Magic The Gathering novels had two necromancers at a banquet animate two cooked turkeys to make them fight for entertainment.

4:56 Thr first automated telephone switch board was invented out of spite. Operater was the wife of a competitor in the undertaker industry. When people asked for the guy, she'd instead connect them to her husband.

I really needed that snom post today, thank you so much!

I STILL DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S PM MAKING A REALLY GOOD GIRL VOICE OR IF THATS SOMEONE ELSE AND I FEEL REALLY CONFUSED! I'M BI SO THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT BUT I STILL AM!

P.M Seymour : does a perfect girl voice me, a trans girl starting voice training : TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS OH GREAT WIZARD

7:34 Ah yes, the "oh hey, that's me!" type of history fan.

Fun video! Thanks for uploading!

16:12 Wake up to birds chirping? No, I wake up to the frogs screaming

4:37 Do you ever hear some thing that makes you go wait the hell

10:39 And on the way the fae transport him to an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for the little mouse to traverse

That last post hits so much with finals week

19:12 blood is fuel, Apathy is dead, the airport is full

14:50 One word: "Tegu". You are welcome. Behold the chonkers.

I wasn't ready for the second Shreckoning, but I enjoyed it nevertheless.

I really just watched and enjoyed this whole thing... I am sleep deprived; thank you pm :)

not the daft punk "ITS A BIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN-" jumpscare 😭

why does the robotic auto tune intro actually sound fire! i like it! ❤

My “hyperfixing on a niche game that it feels like only 10 people know of” is Pirate101

4:38 as soon as I read this... the Riptide Pirates popped into my head. Immediately.

Fun fact: The blue birds from the movie Rio (Spix's Macaw) are not extincs anymore, there is a project between Brazil and Germany, in which Germany is helping breed them, and Brazil is replanting native plant species in a territory to reintroduce the Spix's macaw. So long, from what I could find, they already released 20, and have 30 still in captivity, to make sure these first 20 survive in the wild (they are living together with another bigger, more common species of blue macaw because they can then learn to survive, avoid predators, and find food) And I read that in 2023 Germany was/is supposed to send 30-50 more to Brazil! I'll try to find more info about it and will edit with what I find Well, only additional info I found was that a few, maybe just a couple, were seen in 2016, BEFORE the reintroduction project. That may mean that they are still out there, hidden somewhere, slowly coming back. With the help of the project, maybe we'll start frequently seeing them in the wild again. I hope so they are so cute

When he brought up the Dollar general I literally passed by a Dollar general on a highway in the middle of nowhere

My grandma just called to wish me happy birthday Oh yeah also, nice compilation PM & Andy!

6:26 Fun facts about cheese: There is a type of cheese that has living mites inside it and it's called mite cheese.

I thought the boy concoction was an Atreus inside of a cup.

22:11 immediately pictured this with Mind and Heart from Chonny Jash’s Tally Hall covers.

The ‘their tragic backstory is being a little shit’ thing at 6:42 is just Buck from the School for Vampires

The forbidden dollar general thing popped up in my head but I forgot what video I saw it in and so I typed in 'the forbidden dollar general dnd tumblr' and this video popped up and I could never have felt luckier.

The 19:29 is not only a great declaration of intention but also an example of Project Moon fans behaviour. They gon turn em into books

17:15 Ok, but I want more of it! And books, not just a movie

Snom is just so fucking precious

8:23 I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS

Ever since I found Seymour, the only thing I can think of when hearing the voice, is Travis. (MyStreet) So, every time I listen to a video, I imagine Travis and Garroth (Also MyStreet) making Tumblr videos together. It makes my brain happy after the cliff hanger.

I kid you not. I read a fantasy book set in medieval ages where they pulled the ladder gag, and it was so funny watching the demon and badger companion question how in the heck it worked.

I am channeling the tumblr crazy directly into one of my characters who is constantly referring to it.

8:10 I JUST LIKE THE FUNNY HELMETS THEY WORE

0:55 That's just Barg'N Mart