_don't give me ideas_

Spontaneous Human Combustion

But what if what you are trying to do is to set yourself on fire?

@@madafaka2666 someone else sets ablaze

It’s because the god of fate and the god of fire are the same god and takes great amusement at people failing, so he decides to roast them...literally

Dunwich horror be like

Explain you eldritch blob

*Laughs in disappointment* *tears appear* *weeping*

*Laughs in mostly normal year, and 2 days left to get fricked*

Me sitting in 2021: still isn’t over

me here still not infected: hahahaha im in danger

Me in January 2021: dead inside

In-universe, MCU's Thor is "the truth behind the myth". An alien who visited Earth in the Viking times and was worshipped as a god. This tells us nothing about the possible existence of other gods in the MCU. In Marvel comics (Earth-616), Thor's status as a god has a bit more weight to it, since gods like Thor seem to have a special status in the universe. Along with Thor's crew, gods from other religions (like the Greek gods) also exist, and they're kinda like rivals. There are even gods from alien worlds like the Skrulls. One of Earth's gods is Yahweh, the Abrahamic god. He apparently developed a drinking problem after World War II. DC also has a version of the Abrahamic god. He's called The Presence.

@@ahlpym also theirs a council of gods all from mythology and actual religions

Not all of them, no. Many religions out there have the space to acknowledge the existence of other gods, they just want you to hold their god as top dog in your heart, you know?

Kaydence Williams yes

Hi!

Logan: so you have chosen DEATH

*LOGAN NO*

Oh god now whenever I’m drinking tea and someone has to leave it going to say ‘Tea ya later’, thanks.

Same but I had to whisper bc my dog was sleeping .__.

Oh gosh lol

What classes as a "Dad Bod" and a "Non-Dad Bod"?

I asked the ask and ✊😔 im a fool

I am the walrus 😎

As you should

Yeah that's gaud

Gaud

No. It's me

And the abomination's a half-demon sparkle dog with a unicorn horn and Pegasus wings for some reason.

There’s some thought that, yes, it does

I guess!?!??

Oh my fucking god that was so horrible I love it

I was about to make the same joke :)

YOU COME INTO OUR HOUSE AND HAVE THE NERVE

...

... *why*

*What are the other reasons?!?*

*THE SACRED TEXTS*

There's a villain character in a Brazil show called "FFG VINET ARC", which also has different reasons why he lost his eye, when someone asked him "why you tell different stories?" He just said: "isn't that obvious? I like multiple choices stories, btw" and started telling another story, personal theory is that they just got tired of his eye hurting and got a eye patch

R/suspiciously specific

But I do agree

Soon May the wellerman come~

I was thinking an Irish accent but now I can't unhear this

I love that nursery ryme like too much, once my hurdy gurdy arrives be shure that I will make a fucking sea shanty of that

Y e s

23:53 timing for you people

Agreed!

YEEEESSSS

It sounds Irish and that is my sole reason for wanting it.

In the Zelda universe people come from nowhere all the time.

@@charliekahn4205 understood, have a nice day

I thought link was created from asteroid dust

Two mums. A big queer family

He's a cabbage patch kid

Same-

I know-

That is definitely a pat pun and I love it

same tho lol

Same lol

@`Aryuki` Hyperrealistic blood eyes or nah?

@`Aryuki` I make no promises but I can try, if you’d like?

Scp No.1994 Name: Live studio audience Subject class: Euclid

Uh no clearly it would be called "the 80's sitcoms laugh track but it behind you"

There is an scp that is exactly that

I’d head to Walmart and see if they have ghost guns

I'd fucking go to Hot Topic and finally live my emo dreams

I’m committing night robbery

are there ghost online stores? bcuz that’s where all the cute clothes r

@@tuney7319 Yeah but the cutscene wasn’t in the game for some reason

I can’t wait to unlock that level, sadly I’m only level 15

@@TRUSTeTMguest im still trying to get the medicine exploit that takes you back to that screen i screwed up and made my character male instead of female.

@@14possumsinatrenchcoat so, you're taking tiddy skittles?

@@thepandrbr ye :)

You got us pegged.

When I read this I imgained Remus banging pans together and screaming-

@@scottiejenkins9058 "I aint get no sleep cuz of yall, yall not gon get no sleep cuz of meeeee-"

@@cheddarcheezit2647 LMAO

It's true

Meet the medic

Bold of you to assume we will still be here by 2031

@@drbeesting7277 We'll still be here. It's just bold of them to assume we'll have gotten the school system up and running again. Kids won't have to learn about this until *at least* 891 PC.

@@crocuslament9680 pc= post-corona?

@@aleo4805 i see.

@@ProdigyGamers Politically Correct

Can I just say..... “evil math nerd that uses math for evil” is just dark side Logan and idk how to feel

I am so glad I found the fanders

Make 2 accounts

Yas. I have found the Fanders.

Yeah same also the sides are so adorable

It was very sea shanty and it was awesome!

Yūrei Neko with the new episode you should catch up. It's not like we're willing to sacrifice you! :>

@@glitzicurities9075 I did, it was amazing! (Although I had the same reaction as Roman upon hearing Janus' name, lol)

Memento Mori

@@someenby9690 Unus Annus

Jaguar Playz all of his oc except cyana she adds the cool stuff

So just ... Cheems

@@aliathif7778 yeah.

@Jaguar Playz Plus the cat has to have the depression of a broke college student, and the bombastic moroseness of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster lmfao

He would need to be mad to keep me on my toes

Excuse me, how do you not remember HYRULE!?

Wouldn’t that also mean “You’re going to die eventually.”

Sorry to ruin the fun, but that’s his uncle. (Fun Fact: He was a choice for a pol to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

@@PoggersGoblin isn’t that true for everyone?

@@gooble2761 No technically he DOES die. It was Link's wish for him to be brought back to life.

New friend?

I've been hyperfixating on that show for the entirety of 2020-

Yes!

anyone else binged the entire series over quarantine

FRIENDS!

Tik tok right?

@@kirierjiro6436 no, that was part of video. I just wrote down the lyrics to the nursery rhyme he sang

How do I save KZfaq comments

@@adude924 screenshot

Can we actually make this a thing? I really want a new nursery rhyme. Also it kinda sounds like a sea shanty which makes it even better.

*THE WEREWOLVES SHALL RISE STRONG*

There's a blood moon soon after

Eyyy take a look at that no werewolves! Consider us lucky

@@KK-hd1jw I was fairly surprised that nothing happened

@@DarkDaFoxVT I wouldn't consider Sean Connery dying "nothing".

You're forgetting another math-themed villain from Kim Possible: The M A T H T E R

@@tuney7319 Incorrect. He did like a girl, and that's why he learned to talk. He also fell for a glameow. He's the only straight one

@@CaponeCos nope,asexual,they can still feel slight attraction,he can be bi

@@humangarbage3019 He still gets attracted to things, so he's not asexual. He's never expressed interest in males and he doesn't exhibit any bisexual behavior but he has a history of falling for pretty pokemon (as long as they're female.) He's even rejected male pokemon before and gets grossed out by the thought of dating a guy. He is *the only straight one.*

@@CaponeCos can’t stop me from having headcanons tho

@@humangarbage3019 I never said you couldn't

This sounds like Wario Land 5.

There’s also a secret character, Lonk, who’s long. Like, average height and width, just… long.

NO, NOT THE LEG!!

the leg end of zelda

OP, why

*leg*

Le Egg

and the moms , what if link's dad is the missing fathers of Pokemon to set on his Hyrule adventure instead of Pokemon . me being high

@Goddess Ray :0 HIS DAD IS THE MISSING LINK

The great deku tree for the hero of time and also the twilight princess link lives with his dad

If we're talking exclusively about the BotW Link (which is the one mentioned in the video) then just google "Master Works Link's Dad" If we're talking about every Link, then I think the only known Link father is the one from A Link to the Past which died at the start of the game (?

AAAAAAAOKAY IT'S AT 69 LIKES NO ONE MESS IT UP

Tell me how pls

@@anormalcat9173 basically taught us that accounts for a bank rely on a two point verification system, the code the person gives and the code the bank gives creates a certain number. Using probability and a number generator, he explained it was hypothetically possible

Wtf is Sanders Side?

@@BestBetterBestest .....

@@BestBetterBestest oh dear god you're missing out

@@BestBetterBestest ever heard of Thomas Sanders?

@@BestBetterBestest it’s a series made by Thomas Sanders, who i will protect with my life- the series is about thomas and his different “sides” hence, Sanders Sides. his sides are different parts of his personality, but are all characters. there’s the twins, which are like, kids and family creativity, and then... other, forms of creativity. there’s anxiety, there’s morality, logic, and deceit. and the whole series is basically thomas having a midlife crisis from his late 20s to early 30s, and it’s amazing

its gone

One more

no no no.

Imagine if he skips it straight to 70

@@koyonafri noooo....

Personally I like it as a friendSHIP but you do you

Hello fellow fander! ALSO YES LOGICALITY!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHIPS!! (Sorry, just excited lmao)

Hummingbird Spark, Ships can be platonic and ROMANtic.

@@kaycw6539 you- you did NOT!

_the replies only get worse._

SHIP YOU'RE RIGHT

What's a Sea Shanty?

​@@ang5t684 songs sung by sailors or fishermen. often sung during work to keep everyone motivated. the COVID song is pretty close to the general rhythm of a traditional shanty, short and catchy

@@Panzer-535 oh mk

Kennedy Hirvela the lyrics usually include either alcohol, cursing or sex

And it sounds way too obvious

Remus Lupin, or Remus from Sanders Sides? See, these are important questions. Because both of them would be howling at the moon in the middle of the night, let’s be honest.

@@kaycw6539 It's true, I think it's become one of those rituals the kids do these days.

Love APHUkeFrance remus would take any chance to scream as loud as he can

JustTryin Studios, True that

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMUS

I mean...... It's kinda like how we prefer the original Japanese wording in Animes, with English Subs, instead of English Dubs.

@@urishitapawar yea i thought that too

Ehehehehhehheheheheeee...

Nice

No no no no no... you got a “Si” in Spanish

LavenderHeart TheCat I’m glad in English and Spanish no is the same thing

@@lavenderisdedagain4554 Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin yes

Yes

✨Y E S✨

❤🧡💛💚💙💜yes💜💙💚💛🧡❤

True

No

Sans

no you are not.

We need this to be a reality

Why can’t that happen its a good idea

𝙒𝙀 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙋𝙈 𝙎𝙀𝙔𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎

@@peppermintyweeb151 his cyana videos do you not recall? (I only saw them bc of the mega binge movie so someone can correct me if thine wishes)

When the first person said, "was one wearing a bue polo shirt and glasses by any chance?" I was like, "Oh my gosh, that would be funny if the person who replied said the pun lol" then I saw the pfp better. It made my whole week lmao

it works so well XDDD I can't unhear Patton saying "tea you later" now

My reaction was just "THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE PUNNY GUY I STOLE MY NAME FROM AYYY"

thought you said paimon and i was totally ok w that

I need a Logan friend to do this.

This is literally going to break me

@Ralof Of Riverwood *I'm going to clobber the person who made that drawing.*

Oh my fucking god

@Ralof Of Riverwood this made me even angier than it should have because THOSE ARE EGGS NOT PUNCH