“No theres not enough time for a moral” *THE GOLD DIGGER IS DEVASTATED.*

In the time skip the black lady would realistically be so confused. Random Karen from ages ago coming to ask for forgiveness. “The day you bullied me at work was a turning point in your life but for me it was Tuesday”

she's not a gold digger, she's a trophy wife

She's... Not a golddigger. Like, she's a lot of bad things, but she's clearly not in the relationship for the money, otherwise she would have just left him and found another rich dude. Like golddiggers do. Am I missing something?

Fully convinced Dhar Mann has never heard of like talking to somebody and/or empathy, he really thinks you can only comprehend the life experiences you’ve personally lived

Jarvis cant judge the lady who dm’ed him because you dont know how hard someone elses job is until you have to do it yourself😌

Does dhar Mann know what a gold digger is? A gold digger isn’t any woman married to a man who makes the money. A gold digger is someone who gets with someone they don’t care for only for money and will leave once the money is gone

I love how your dhar Mann impression is just a Chills impression. “THANK YOU DHAR MANN FAM. NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE”

I wanna clown on the lady for throwing the clothes but when I worked at a bridal gown shop, this happened ALL THE TIME. People can be weirdly entitled. They'd just drop them on the ground. 😭

my fave thing about dhar Mann is how, instead of allowing the audience to use their critical thinking to reach their own conclusion, he condescendingly points out the moral like a neon arrow sign as if we're all too stupid to understand

I like how he was nominated for an award and then got fired. Like what was it? A participation trophy?

The gold digger actress is just an Australian trying to sound American, but pre-consonant rhotic sounds (the “r” in “card”) are one of the hardest parts of the American accent to fake for an Australian, so she keeps screwing those up

Do you think Darman got his heart broken by a gold digger? He seems to have a serious vendetta against them..

The dhar mann mentality kinda reminds me of our friend on black white. Both the like “you have to be the perfect victim and have endless patience and never get mad in order to eventually deserve respect” bit and the “your struggles are only valid if i put myself in your shoes and have the exact same experience” thing. Its poetic, honestly

if she was a gold digger, wouldn't she just leave this guy and find another rich man to date? why would she stay with him?

"They'd call me up and they'd say 'ma'am, ma'am,' - tears in their eyes - and say 'ma'am, this is the most tremendous GPA we have ever seen'" "I know GPAs I have the best GPA"

whoever said "dhar mann reminds me of lin manuel miranda" in chat has changed my entire worldview

I dunno if she humiliated the cashier so much as she just annoyed the crap out of her. I've never been humiliated or embarrassed by a customer, just irritated.

Atleast she didn't leave the husband for another rich guy. Not a gold digger, just a mean lady after all

why is he obsessed with like,, decades old stereotypes of relationships? someone tell him wives can be the breadwinners in families lmao

Overlooked that she went and got a whole job and got used to it and came to understand the hardships then came back to the store and the lady instantly recognized her and the shirt she had been trying to buy presumably at least a month ago

the rich woman telling her housekeeper "nah, i got this B-) i'll take the trash out myself" and then immediately asking "where does the trash go?" is SO fucking funny to me omg

I know this is the least important thing, but why can't any of these wives have their own credit card?

So I looked it up and the gold digger actress is Australian, her accent is just “Australian trying and occasionally failing to sound American”

Can we talk about the fact the husband in the second video didn't even think for one second of helping out around the house? Like I get the wife is supposed to be the villian, but damn dude. You could have at least offered to carry one of the dinner plates like you did for Valintina.

Jarvis Johnson makes a prediction, instantly regrets it

seeing chat spam "yess" after jarvis asks if it's fun is the most wholesome thing ever it made me cry

Jarvis getting defensive about his Starbucks order is the most hilarious shit

"You never know how hard someone's job is until you've done it yourself" I've never done neurosurgery. Pft, must be easy then

I had a woman come into the store I worked in once and she just started picking up every jumper like she was feeling the fabric, but like lifting them like almost a foot off the table and then dripping them. She did it with every jumper and shirt that was folded in the store, it took roughly 2 hours to tidy up after, once she left.

mad respect for the way you handle body comments, im working on setting boundaries myself and seeing it modeled is great

Twitch streamer doesn't expect a dharr man voice over and instantly regrets it

The mean lady sounds like she’s Australian but she keeps forgetting she’s playing an American

41:05 Imagine “spending a long time” cooking plain ass spaghetti with a canned sauce and then being exhausted doing dishes to the point she broke 1 (of the total amount 3) plates lol

also like...you shouldn't have to experience hardship to have basic human empathy???? like wtf.

"I'm looking at my degree right now" was the biggest flex I ever done heard in a commentary video

It’s so sweet when Jarvis asks, “Did everyone have fun?” 🥺❤️

ordering a single coffee literally isn't even weird i do that all the time cause im just not hungry in the morning but i still want a coffee

The housekeeper is actually a really good actress, when she got fired I FELT that shit.

Love that nobody in chat called Jarvis out for accidentally saying “don’t judge a book by its story” instead of by its cover 😂 like the story is the part you CAN judge

I know this is dharmannland but honestly as someone who works in retail I would not remember some person who was mean to me, and especially not what they wanted to buy lol this happens so much you literally forget these people

I work at a department store and people will LITERALLY watch me pick clothes up off the floor and hang them up and then throw what they’re looking at on the ground.

Chat does not understand what a GED is. She can have a GPA and be on her school’s cheerleading squad before she got her GED. Also she doesn’t have to be an adult to get it, maybe she just wanted to leave school early or something.

As a mom I'm genuinely mad at the mom in the housekeeper story. I had no idea how hard it was to..bE a PaReNt. Like fight me

Dhar mann bingo is my favorite game. I thank the oh gracious, great, and powerful, Jarvis for creating this masterpiece of a game.

every blonde-haired white woman from australia is named stacey

Do people ever talk about how sexist (or at least archetypally gender-conforming, in a not helpful way) Dhar's sketches are?

"Bigly GPA" 😂😂😂 The chat was clowning

it wouldn't be a Dhar mann video without, "You see..."

"Never judge a book by its story" -jarvis Johnson

”Never judge a book by its story” words to live by!

damn why didn't her son like that spaghetti that looks like a child's ideal meal, straight carbs and zero visible vegetables

I hated my last job one manager would get mad if I didn't uphold the store policy and another would get mad I didn't just give the customer what they want.

The lesson that I learned is that you should only treat people with respect if you know that their job is difficult. I feel like a better person already

she said hes a VP, vice presidents of companies don't just get laid of when a company makes cuts

Not the broken Ikea plate being Karen’s last straw lollll

“Never judge a book by its story” - Jarvis Johnson 3:17

damn, keeping us fed recently with all this content

we should really call it "Dhar mann's spaghetti"... if you introduce spaghetti in the first video, you must bring back the spaghetti in the third.

Jeez Jarvis, how dare you have a corporeal form and give yourself energy to do all that exhausting work you do? I can't believe you would do these absolutely normal and not at all weird things. And to have the audacity to not like being objectified and bullied for your shape and personal purchasing choices! Actually though, I'm so happy to see that you got upset at these people. At first I felt uncomfortable because I have a messed up relationship with confrontation, but I also felt so proud of you for standing up for yourself. That was when I came to my being proud of you. So few people with platforms will call out shit like this. They just ignore it, which is good in it's own right, but it really just shows people who don't realize they're hurting others that it's ok. Sure, addressing it could get people doing it just to be noticed, but so many more people will say stuff like this thinking it's a compliment, or that they're just being silly and joking around when it's full on objectification and bullying. Anyway, I doubt you'll read this, but if you do, you're doing amazing! Keep being awesome. P.s. I'm so happy this evolved into Dhar Mann Bingo!

Jarvis Johnson watches the same video twice, instantly regrets it

Imma log my guess before watching: Retail guy asks her out. She says "I'd never date a retail worker, ew!" He turns out to own the entire chain of stores and that nice car she saw outside. Edit: Wait, it's two (straight) women? Ok, goldie comes in because she's looking for an outfit for her big date with a rich guy. She treats the worker like crap, and calls the clothes ugly, only to find out that her date is the owner of the entire chain of stores and that nice car she saw outside. Edit 2, after seeing the cast: Goldie exposes her gold digging ways as she's chewing out the worker and calling the clothes ugly. Worker turns out to be her boyfriend's sister. Ed3: Fuck, it's her husband? Ok, he's getting an award for something...but he's on the phone because he's not getting it, instead he's ordering a hitman to take out his wife the second she humiliates a retail worker. Or losing his job. Ed4: Ok, "You never know how hard someone's job is..." - so, she's going to somehow be forced to work in retail, I guess... Final guess: "It's about time you start." She dumps him, and then later he comes into the store where she now works, with his new girlfriend, the retail worker. He has a new car. Final edit: Ok. I suck at this. Why did they call her a gold digger tho? Her alleged golddiggery didn't enter into the story.

Dharr Mann is such a misogynist. Having a spouse who makes more money than you or who supports the family doesn't make you a gold digger. This woman was an absolute tool towards the retail staff, but being a jerk who flaunts your money isn't the same as being a gold digger. When her husband feel on hard times, she didn't cheat or leave him, she got a job to help make ends meet. Sounds like a solid partnership, actually.

okay why is the housewife wearing three tank tops

I don't feel they're doing a bad thing, but it's not like they're doing anything super good either. I feel like the types of people who would need to learn these things aren't going to learn it from a Dhar Mann video. Nor would they ever watch one. So it just becomes a circle jerk of Dhar Mann videos being watched by people who already know these things.

Lmaooo basically every job I’ve worked at would post updates to their policy via printed out word document lolllllll so these props are minimum wage believable

Everytime Jarvis does his dhar mann impression he becomes Jharvis johnmann

the gold digger's accent sounds like a canadian trying to do an impression of an american trying to imitate a british person trying to do an austrailian accent

I have worked in retail before and I can assure you I would never remember a customer that wronged me. I suppose the gold digger needed time to find a job and get used to it, the previous retail lady would have definitely forgotten about her the day after, super nice customers leave a much stronger impression than rude ones

weird detail but there’s no way the gold digger is an extra small, right?? she has an average build and seemed pretty tall (at least above 5’4). i feel like they made her size smaller to make her sound more vain.

Working in retail people do act horribly. When I worked as a cashier at a grocery store people tried to get away with all sorts of stuff. One lady claimed that because she found a jar of pickles in a different spot that she should be able to pay that price for it, which was less, and she complained how another grocery store allowed her to do that. Yeah…right. When I worked at a lingerie store people would throw stuff everywhere and try on things without their underwear on, resulting in items being thrown out. People would actually purposely do that and come back later and go through the dumpster to pick out thrown away items. People also tried to steal stuff all the time. My mom worked in retail as well and at one point people would try on clothes, pile them up, and pee on them. I own my business now, and I love my clients, but I still have plenty of frustrating people. The worst was a customer getting upset at my prices, leaving, and then calling and telling me his wallet is missing and he left it at my store. I told him it wasn’t here. He threatened to call the police and accused me of stealing it. He later called me to tell me he found it in his car. People are exhausting.

Good on Jarvis for sticking up for gas Starbucks order. Like, so what if it was just a coffee order?

My response to "isn't that your job?": Yes, and by undoing my work, you are disrespecting my time as a human being. Do you do this when you go to someone's home?

The least believable of the retail video is that who knows how many months later this retail worker remembers one karen

8:30 11:22 This is exactly how customers who want their tires aired up act... when there's only two people in our garage

The depression and anxiety meds conversation in the chat at the beginning is so wholesome :)

“Never judge a book by its story” inspiring words jarvis ill make sure to judge a book by its cover

Wait, she's not a good digger though; if she was, then she would have divorced her husband and remarried another rich guy instead of staying with her husband and actually getting a job...she's rude, snobby, and entitled, even materialistic, yes, but not a gold digger. I think Dhar has some personal issues he's trying to work out.

Man makes PREDICTION and INSTANTLY REGRETS IT | Jarvis Johnson

The gold digger is devastated

jarvis is such a cool guy yk, seems chill to hang out with honestly. even tho im new to his streams im very comfortable whenever i watch him

Damn, I hate when Dhar Mann’s Gun turns into Dhar Mann’s Herring.

Coming from someone who got a GED, you can get a GPA based on your scores. A GED is exactly what it says: a degree equivalent to a high school diploma. You have a transcript, GPA, and paper diploma. If you're doing poorly in high school, I strongly recommend looking into how a GED will affect your experience applying and paying for junior college. There is probably an advisor who can help you make a plan for your education at your school or wherever you may want to go for a higher education.

karl marx predicted this

Okay I get that this lady is the antagonist, but does anyone else think the husband is kinda cringe for his whole "teaching his wife a lesson" type thing? Like it was pretty condescending. Just like leave, dude , damn

Spoiled Wife Fires Housekeeper, Husband Instantly Realizes Housekeeper Would Have Made Better Wife

nobody’s talking about how Jarvis had to tell someone to not comment on his body

NOT THE SPANISH MAID PLS-

Tbh, she could probably just find another rich guy. Also, associate of science what? You can't just get an associate of science without a focus, what did she *study*?

Whew Dhar Mann makes my teeth itch

In the first vid, doesn't the story prove that she's not a gold digger? There's no indication that she was with that guy just for his money and she stayed with him. A gold digger would have just tried to find another guy with money. Sure, she's rude and entitled, but I've seen not rich people act worse than this. The fact that she was wealthy only served to distance her from the video's target demographic. Dhar Mann creates such ridiculous villains that people can't relate to in order to maximize his audience. If these topics were addressed in a more realistic manner, people might see some of their own behavior or how they may unintentionally contribute to these problems. That would actually encourage introspection, but done this way it's just exploiting these topics and those who are hurt by them in order to make people feel good about themselves for not being so ridiculously villainous.

Dhar mann videos are basically just "you never know how hard someone's job is until you have to do it yourself" and then they literally have to do it themselves. There's never any other way to learn a lesson lol

if some jerk customer came back to me weeks later and was like "can you forgive me?" id be like "i dont even remember you"

This is gonna sound weird and prob doesn't make much sense, but Dhar Mann's video titles have the same vibe as corno titles.

It almost ends with “I promise to keep the spirit of Christmas in my heart not just today but for all days” like it’s so close to Scrooge

kinda hilarious that Tracy's attempts to take care of her son are just putting a sweatshirt half on his head and then he throws it off and thats it

Ok but the trump impression was kinda on point tho 😭

i think jarvis is genuinely one of the best commentary youtubers

"I thought she was gonna like use kintsugi or something to restore the plate" that would have been the FUNNIEST thing

Like the gold digger wouldn't just divorce him and dig for gold somewhere else lol