Super Hoover Yes! All 4,200 and Christianity is the ONLY only one that makes sense!...... so dumb.....

@@ElLenadorLA AND specifically the Christian sect that I’M in is correct! The other thousands are heretics!

@@fearandloathing9976 What an insane coincidence! They couldve been born to literally any of the billions of families out there, but they specifically got born in a family with the specifically correct version of Christianity that happens to be the correct one! What a miracle, god truly does exist.

After you died were you resurrected 😂

Even if he spent every waking moment studying religions, he still won't be able to study all of them, there are way too many.

#NonStampCollector Jokes on you when that guy, or someone else takes you seriously and spams your account with Islamic literature. It is a good point tho there are so many comedic and informative channels regarding Christianity. But little to none of the same style regarding Islam there's a big niche right there. It's too bad no one can be bothered to fill it

***** Well, the thing is, most of these channels are from english speaking countries (or I'm just finding those since I don't really look for channels in languages I don't speak), which again are usually predominantly christian (USA, Great Britain, Australia.. all predominantly christian) so obviously most of these would appear to mock christianity and judaism sometimes. Predominantly islamic countries are still pretty closed off, but they are opening up recently. Also, being born in an islamic culture and indocrinated to believe in that (obviously freed myself now), I can say that most of the material is basically the same. There are the same stories, same characters, same messages. Just different ways of praying and different names and a few new stories. Actually islam even claims previous religious books were also sent from that same god, but got corrupted over time as people changed their content, so he decided to send Mohammed and use him as a prophet to write a new book quran, which would contain only the truth and be kept unchanged forever. But, as I said previously it's basically the same story, just a different writer using a different text structure and some new text. When I watch these videos I can apply them to islamic god and they work in the same way just as they do for their intended target, the christian god.

Kafanska TV Well well well you and I have something in common. I was born Muslim as well and I do know how similar the big three religions are. I often say how they're different sects of Judaism. Yeah everything you say is true. I think the main reason I want to see this style of analyzing done to Islam. Is because to me the idea of God picking one man to correct all of Gods own errors is ludicrous. Then also the fact that he is the only one who speaks for God and becomes like a king who spreads "Gods word" by mass genocide. Then today he is basically Islams Jesus because the rules he left are supposedly the ones Allah left. It all just seems so comical to me and I'd love to see someone with NonStamps wit shine a little light on the subject, for people who may not know

***** I agree, It would be interesting to see something new. So far I've seen a lot of channels like this one (darkmatter2525, 43alley etc.. ) and while they're still a joy to watch, there is definitely not much if anything left to discuss. With a channel dedicated to islam, or judaism... or any other religion besides christianity, there would be a lot of new topics and stories to discuss, and also with the big three religions it would be interesting to compare the same text trough all three perspectives, not to mention the joy of reading comments from all three sides on such videos where everyone claims their story is the true one.. I know I'd sit down, lean back and eat a lot of popcorns that day :D

"Moron" jokes evolved from tales about the suffi Nasrudin. A rich vein of humour, there. Two grand avenues are: To the Righteous, nothing is unclean. Under Jihad, all things are permissible.

Well technically he allowed the christians to go to heaven and have eternal life. Even though I don't believe in it he is technically saving people from death by allowing them to have an after life and saved humanity in a way.

@@kosuzumotoori That only applies if heaven is real though. I could say Harry Potter allowed humanity to live peacefully by killing Voldemort because the books say so

Ben, reread D20's comment in the context of the original analogy. And yes, I'm an atheist too.

@@ts4gv You don't have to preface with I am atheist. Logic is logic it's all good my issues with his comment is also this. He says "he is technically saving people from death by allowing them to have an afterlife".... But he's sacrificing (jesus I mean) himself to himself (God the father)... So he's technically saving us from himself...

@Jade So he lacks knowledge because he's getting his information from a video but you have knowledge because you get your knowledge from a thousand year old book that says children who dishonour their parents should be taken outside the city and stoned to death? Cool.

Same here. Good luck man.

don't worry, it happens in far too many countries, however always remember that harsh sites are always full of silent atheists who just carry on. And being an atheist does not mean being stupid, if you have to light a candle to whatever butcher god is around to be safe, so be it... good luck man.

Stay strong. Promote education. And fake being religious if you have to. No need to be a 'martyr' for atheism (as Javier said).

I feel you lad it's really hard to have a logical argument when Christianity literally became our tradition

@Black Magick Sorcerer let's talk about homosexuality

That is the best idea I've ever heard.

Holy crap, you are a genius!

uncleanunicorn are you going to build any roads or hospitals? Didn't think so.

Rob Darling By that logic god didn't do shit either.

Rob Darling Roads here in Chicago are fucking pathetic, and we have some of the highest taxes in the country. So, I think op's idea is great.

@@hystericalkeys8891 Ooo, burn!

@@jlmcvay1971 And it only took him 5 years to come up with that.

beaux brodude Now that’s what I call christian love!

@Jade That's really dumb

@Jade If our minds have been closed off by the devil, then how would we have any culpability? Isn't there an exemption for people made unable to believe by external forces out of their control, like a mental disorder that prevents memories from forming? Wouldn't it be the devils fault then?

I lol'd there too! So hilarious

To appease himself for his own rules. Hysterical isn't it?

he basically took the weekend off.

@@HarryNicNicholas 3 day long weekend. Best kind.

@Jade so glad i stopped believing that stuff... the idea of going to heaven after death sure is scary!

isn't that like intrading

Agreed, i wish I had more social networks just to share it more!

***** I was just about to write something in praise of our mutual friend the NonStampCollector when I came across your comment... And now all I can do is thumbs up your post... And say "me too" because you captured my thoughts exactly! NonStampCollector AMAZING video! Thanks so much for uploading it! And, of course, "me too" with what Baud Bits said!

The animation is also sub subpar

The animation? It seems your focusing on the wrong thing here

@God's Dreams Are the other 20 comments you’ve made on this channel comprised of the same religious ad nauseam you’ve vomited on to this particular thread? (asking for a friend)

As per Monty Pyrhon....I was dead...but i got better!!!

Colin Flannery Why pluralise me?

NonStampCollector i guess when you write you write for many? (idk)

NonStampCollector 1 Timothy 2:5 - For there is one Writer, and one mediator between Writer and Audience, the man NonStampCollector.

I guess NSC is a trinity?

@@davidhoffman6980 NonStampCollector the non-enthusiast, NonStampCollector the non-hobbyist, and NonStampCollector the non-aficionado. All unique, but all are one.

Epic.

Please stop making points against Christians!!! I can’t like them all 😆

How abhorrent it is that we all know what you're talking about. Glad to think that humor can poke a pin in it.

Shane: Come next Eostre, will be eagerly awaiting the advent of the Eostre Platypus! (Bunnies don't lay eggs). R'amen! RA'men!

I hope you learned that it's happy zombie Jesus day ;)

I hope you gave credit mate

Lol

It's crazy how good it feels when you piss them off so much they fuck over forever doesn't it?

Erik Jones Not in the past, but possibly in the future. I'm looking into postgraduate religious studies options right now.

So it makes sense that you know all these different bible verses, combine them and make these stories. Seriously dude, Great Job!!

NonStampCollector Have you done anything on Paul's epistles? I've been on a bit of a tear recently, having to explain how Paul's writings don't really mesh with themselves, because he clearly never knew anything about Jesus' supposed post-resurrection appearances to anyone, much less any of the million miracles later gospels claim he performed all over the place. Yet you still have Corinthians where supposedly Paul "wrote" the Jesus story complete with prophecy information and post-resurrection appearances that he never makes any mention of anywhere else. I've always been fascinated in how the Bible goes from Jesus just being a dude who died and came back to life with Paul, to where he becomes this globe-trotting superhero in later books.

Erik Jones I know, right? This guy has such a great understanding of the Bible and that's what makes these videos super clever. Also, as opposed to other internet atheists (who I love), he's not just poking at Christianity with the idea that it's not true, but also with the idea that it's actually bad and that there are better ways to live.

Tim Hucks Agreed. Know of any know of anyone similarly breaking down Islam?

I dunno... Adventure Time is pretty awesome ;)

David Kopp Breaking Bad wasn't too shabby either.

NonStampCollector You're back! :D

Seriously though, I literally believed the bible was 100% accurate. I lived that way for 20 years until I stumbled onto quiz show, context, and all the rest. You and a few others saved me and later you and others inspired me to make my own videos. Thank you very much Nonstampcollector. The world is a much better place with you around. :)

I'm sure I was but a twig on the camel's back. But for what it's worth,... you're welcome? They're just ideas that float around and combine themselves in interesting ways in my addled head.

Wait, what?

KEN BEE Jesus was Hesus, a Druid teaching. Hesus/Esus the Celtic Carpenter god that hung from a tree pierced with a spear. Odin, the allfather of the Norse peoples was the hanged god, the god of the gallows. He sacrificed himself to himself for wisdom, it’s teaching of enlightenment. Jesus said “lest thine eye be single thou shall not enter the kingdom” something to that effect. The teachings are Druidic. There was a huge fight early on to attempt to stop Christianity from being hooked on to Old Testament, and even to say Jesus was Jewish, look up Marcion of Sinope. Hesus was depicted with a bull and cranes. A 17th century image of Jesus depicted with cranes, kicking over an Egyptian symbol, Venus and Moses with horns. gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/btv1b10509743s/f50.item Odin .... “…I know that I hung on a windy tree nine long nights, wounded with a spear, dedicated to Odin, myself to myself, on that tree of which no man knows from where its roots run. “….Then I was fertilized and became wise; I truly grew and thrived. From a word to a word I was led to a word, From a work to a work I was led to a work…” Much more to the story. Odin may not be the only Hanged God, but he’s the only one I can find other than Jesus. The tales obviously are related to Germanic people. Jesus is a Druid.

@@straitmurph another hanged god is the aztec goddess of suicide

This is why I'm pagan Lmao

He won us the Runes

Jacob Nottage it's actually very good CGI. Hard to tell right?

AnEntropyFan Seems legit enough for a religion

AnEntropyFan sounds like jesus, maybe that's why he hated gays.

AnEntropyFan lol

AnEntropyFan that's why I call Jesus Christ out loud when I'm being fucked in the ass. Jesus came in me. He put his soul in my hole

The Holy Trinity : The Only God that was ever been diagnose with D.I.D [ Dissociative Identity Disorder ( previously known as multiple personality disorder) ] . Good Luck ( if there's one) , Christian that accept the Trinity ...I don't know how you do it but do your thing. What causes this D.I.D of our lord u may ask ? Well ...all the failure to stop sins without cutting the actual root of the problem ( freewill or the "test" ) that caused the problem in the first place has finally took it's toll on his disembodied mind .That's why ...fuck now I'm being an apologist now 😥😥😥.

Michele J It is written that god is love, but he certainly doesn’t act as a god of love... starting wars, condemning entire nations to death, requiring blood sacrifices, requiring sexual inhibition, requesting the death of all those who don’t bow down immediately. Yep, sure sounds like a lot of love to me.

Sir Librarian it depends on which God you are referring to. The god that you described, yes I would have to agree with you. The truth as I believe there is good and evil. Two beings that ppl most often mistake as one. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZp1mq6Il567k6c.html

Michele J Right, So are saying God isn’t all powerful because if he’s so powerful and knows everything, how can anything be a challenge to him. Don’t say free will because God had interfered a lot in the Bible.

@@michelej9496 I still don't know why God made the earth inferior to Heaven.

@@nykerianash1590 Ye are gods ye have power to do good or evil. It seems to me where there's that kind of power and there's a choice to use it or not, it may be considered free will. I'm speaking of heavenly, celestial, angelic beings not mere mortals. Specifically what god are you referring to that interfered in the affairs of men and how do you know it was God rather than the tempter, deceiver, devil's, demons, evil angel's, the man of perdition, the anti-christ, the beast of Revelation, etc.? Revelation 12:12 (KJV)- "Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time." 1 Corinthians 11:14 (KJV) "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light." Ezekiel 20:25 (KJV)- "WHEREFORE I GAVE THEM ALSO STATUTES THAT WERE NOT GOOD, AND JUDGEMENTS WHEREBY THEY SHOULD NOT LIVE." Deuteronomy 32:17 (KJV)- "They sacrificed unto devils, not to God; to gods whom they knew not, to new gods that come newly up, whom your fathers feared not." Psalm 78:49 (KJV)- "He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath and indignation,and trouble by sending evil angels among them." The God of Israel, God of Bethel, Baal, Marduk, the Egyptian, Babylonian, Ammonite, Canaanite gods, Ishi, the god of this world, etc., they are all mentioned in the KJV so exactly what God are you referring to? 1 Thessalonians 5:21-2 (KJV)- "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." V2"Abstain from all appearance of evil." 1 John 4:12 (KJV)- "No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us." James 1:13 (KJV)- "Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man." Proverbs 10:22 (KJV)- "The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich and he addeth no sorrow with it." Jeremiah 31:18 (KJV)- "The LORD hath appeared of old unto me, saying. Yea, I have loved thee with an everlasting love: therefore with loving kindness have I drawn thee." 2 Timothy 4:8 (KJV)- "For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind." John 8:38 & 44 (KJV)- "I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye do that which ye have seen with your father." v.44 (KJV)- "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."Luke 13:32 (KJV)- "And he said unto them, Go ye, and tell that fox, Behold, I cast out devils, and I do cures today and tomorrow, and the third day I shall be perfected." Either you believe him or you don't. God forbid that I should be in err more so lead anyone astray, please correct me if I'm wrong. When Jesus was teaching concerning his father the entity he described is contrary to the nature of the power that plagued Egypt and the Israelites. 1 John 3:8 (KJV)- " He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil." He that have ears let him hear. 1 John 5:19 (KJV)- "We know that we are from God, and the whole world lies in the power of the evil one."

Bigoted though.

riddleman65 You don't know how to use that joke.

CoolHardLogic Yup, you can say its a world of batshit :p

If Christians are willing to believe that gravity doesn't exist, then of course they'll believe in the resurrection.

CoolHardLogic "aaaaayyyyyyyy"

i dunno, there are some seriously insane stories out there, some of which make resurrection look entirely sane

Number0neSon hey found you here

Numberoneson Go and study let honlable father solve crime.

IThinkWithMy Liver Neither of those prove there isn't a God. My latest strategy with Christians, when I meet them in person, is to steer away from science they don't understand and go squarely back to their religion, that I don't understand! And they don't understand either, which becomes apparent if I ask a few simple questions.

Atheism isn't about Christianity at all. It simply means a lack in a belief in a god. There's tons of god claims. That said, I agree Christianity is one of the dumbest stories told and as an Atheist I often poke fun at it

Brendan: I simply don't know any other religion well enough to poke proper holes in it...but poking holes in one IS, in a way, poking holes in them all (and learning how to do so)--question EVERYTHING and compare it to the common sense and reality we're really all capable of using. Bujt so many so often don't. Early branwashing/indoctrination can be hell to overcome. Took me 40 years to begin to get it real, and I'm still working at it. Imagine a life lived in reality from the get-go. Wow. I sure envy those whose minds weren't warped from birth on!

You are correct, but then again, the reason why atheists do it is because believers themselves started to shift the topic to those subjects. The moment when speaking about religion in such a manner that openly calling it absurd and ridiculous wasn't considered heresy and when you could speak out without your life being threatened, the people who saw the absurdity started pointing that out. Believers then realized that the doctrine is basically indefensible on it's own so they started with cosmological/ontological arguments, with alternative pseudo-science, trying to poke holes in real science, and with seeing patterns and "evidence" where there is none, etc. They have nothing to back their claims, they can only try to give (really bad) alternative explanations of the natural order.

Jordan Peterson does an excellent job explaining the psychological significance of the bible, and why Nietzsche warned about the eroding of it's significance to Western civilization.

Then like the other women came and other angels came and then .... @_@;

You should change your name 😅 it's gotten a bad rap these days.. no offence to you, though ahah

On the other hand He just improved on the older more racist one.

​@@themanchestercollective3616 It's the same religion.💀

I'm amazed by the response to that last line. Even when I was drawing the pictures, I considered deleting it and re-recording something else to go there. It seemed to fall flat to me. Guess I was wrong!

It worked for me in its pure simplicity and the fact that it's spot-on - I pretty much imagine that that's what happened. BTW - I don't want to boost your ego beyond bursting point, but you are brilliant! If you're ever in Bangkok, I'd love to have a couple of beers with you and debate how we can rid ourselves of the irrational brain-damage of religion. I feel a momentum, at least on the internet.

That last line was pure truth. You nailed it even if HE didnt.

Vintage? Jeez, I still consider this as one of the newer ones!

Ditto!

Brilliant. Wish we could have seen this when I was a kid.

You got it. My theory has remarkable and far-reaching explanatory power! And they would have gotten away with it, too, if only Jesus hadn't blabbed.

As Gibbon wrote (Decline, ch. 15), "But how shall we excuse the supine inattention of the Pagan and philosophic world to those evidences which were presented by the hand of Omnipotence, not to their reason, but to their senses? During the age of Christ, of his apostles, and of their first disciples, the doctrine which they preached was confirmed by innumerable prodigies. The lame walked, the blind saw, the sick were healed, the dead were raised, daemons were expelled, and the laws of Nature were frequently suspended for the benefit of the church. But the sages of Greece and Rome turned aside from the awful spectacle, and, pursuing the ordinary occupations of life and study, appeared unconscious of any alterations in the moral or physical government of the world. Under the reign of Tiberius, the whole earth, or at least a celebrated province of the Roman empire, was involved in a preternatural darkness of three hours. Even this miraculous event, which ought to have excited the wonder, the curiosity, and the devotion of mankind, passed without notice in an age of science and history. It happened during the lifetime of Seneca and the elder Pliny, who must have experienced the immediate effects, or received the earliest intelligence, of the prodigy. Each of these philosophers, in a laborious work, has recorded all the great phenomena of Nature, earthquakes, meteors, comets, and eclipses, which his indefatigable curiosity could collect. Both the one and the other have omitted to mention the greatest phenomenon to which the mortal eye has been witness since the creation of the globe. A distinct chapter of Pliny is designed for eclipses of an extraordinary nature and unusual duration; but he contents himself with describing the singular defect of light which followed the murder of Caesar, when, during the greatest part of a year, the orb of the sun appeared pale and without splendour. This season of obscurity, which cannot surely be compared with the preternatural darkness of the Passion, had been already celebrated by most of the poets and historians of that memorable age."

Fairytales never leave evidence

It's ridiculous alright. Remember that time Jesus got mad at a fig tree and used magic against it?

@@wrathofainz I had never heard of that before. I just looked into it, that is pretty funny.

@kyle--859 here's random music completely unprompted: High In Church - Trevor Moore Saved - Shelley Segal

@@wrathofainz Those were some good recommendations

Do it. Doooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit.

***** I didn't. Insulting everyone's beliefs, people I know personally, isn't something to do flippantly. Maybe I should have; I don't know.

Nigel Vertigo That is sad.

Nigel Vertigo You don't have to be flippant about it. You could be completely serious about it, you know.

Hahah...oh man! I was thinking about posting the slavery video on my Facebook and watch the friends count drop by the second.

What are you now?

Haven't come across a single one

KEN BEE click on the newest first filter

You're surprised that Christians criticise this! Really?

I suprisingly haven't seen many butthurt ones in this comment section. It must be incredibly hard to come up with a bullshit argument to defend the holes in the Bible lmao.

They can't afford me.

Technically it’s not an animation

it sure is award -worthy,as well as the noah one .

Or improved on the last one.

@Jade Jade, Why fo you believe this is "evil?"

Ditto! Doesn't Gabriel then get really pissed off with it all and go and have a word with a certain gentleman from Mecca about a different version of the rules altogether?

HornetFez if he didn't get death threats based on the Abraham bit, that'd probably 'do the trick'...

One problem, Graham Chapman is dead so no Brian.

sitrukpc1 This shouldn't be a detriment for a remake :-)

NeedsEvidence True but it would make a remake in my opinion less funny

***** That's pleasantly surprising :)

Eitan Blumin NonStampCollector is right up there with DarkMatter2525 and sometimes better. Watch the one titled Special Investigation: Evolution. It's hilarious!

Funny, and crudely educational. A spoonful of sugar.....

Dustin Zilbauer I already did! They're brilliant. So far my favorite is the one with Moses writing the ten commandments. I've been catching up with these videos on and off for a couple of days now.

Lord doesnt like Lizards

***** No. By that logic no animal qualifies as none of them would have this infinite value and they all would only cover our sins for a while, so they should ALL be rejected. God would have to sacrifice Himself.

The Guitar Whisperer That and why couldn't God's followers eat pigs? Also why not just do away with sacrifice altogether? The Jews threw out the sacrifice rituals after the Romans destroyed their temple in Jerusalem. Why not sooner?

***** ?

no he was dead then came back :P