"Don't get hung up on old testament details like an athiest would" LMAO

It's funny how God's absolute morality changes with the times.

Every Christian fundamentalist ever: "Where would we be without the ten commandants?" Mars.

The best use of Microsoft Paint ever

Moses was the first person to download from the cloud to a tablet.

Is Moses using an Apple IRock?

''I freaking hate graven images man!''

I really hope that God told Moses, "Don't get caught up in old-testament details like an Atheist would." That would be the best thing ever.

The bible is 100% accurate! Specially in short range throws!

"Well, YOU'RE not looking at it in the right context.... or..... something..." Classic. As an atheist, I can't tell you how often I here the lame "context" defense from apologists.

8 years later, it is written law in Louisiana that the 10 commandments must be displayed in every public school classroom... So much for freedom of religion, right?

I would like to see Gabriel and Jeffrey meet.

I can imagine some Sunday school teacher searching up a video about the Ten Commandments and accidentally playing this anti-theism video to a room full of 5 year olds

Where has this channel been all my life? This shit is brilliant.

I love how for the citation when god says he kills and orders killing, it just lists the entire old testament and revelations

I really appreciate you atheist youtubers who make these videos. They may seem simple, but the deep meaning of them is beautiful. They convert people to logic and reason. They expose the man behind the green curtain. They un-sweep the obvious out from under the rug. Thank you.

That's the thing about the 10 commandments. In the English versions of the bible, the second commandment always is something along the lines of "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image". HOWEVER, in the Spanish version is "thou won't take the Lord's name in vain". Makes sense because of our Holy Week, which uses tons and tons and TONS of sculptures of god, and have them parade around the city. also, our 3rd commandmend is "You'll sanctify the holy days". Nothing about sabbath there. But, if them commandments are different depending on which language you're using... how can they be universal?

i shit you not, i asked a person that told me the constitution was based on christianity. then i asked them what the first commandment was. they automatically stated "thou shalt not kill". i really tried not to laugh.

Anyone else think it's weird that people who have been commanded not to make graven images wear crosses around their necks? Hang them in their churches etc?

I've always found it strange that Christians always talk about the "New Covenant" and then turn around and say that the 10 commandments are the basis of our morality.

“For god was so great and merciful, he sentenced anyone who didn’t believe in him to a life of torture and torment” - some homeless dude

you shall not murder!!!

I love the apple logo on the slab

Oh man, I thankfully wasn't brainwashed with this shit growing up but these videos are absolutely hilarious. You do such a wonderful job of showing the absurdity of it all. You're doing god's work.

I think i have a better version: 1. Take care of yourself first. 2. Don't place material possesions on a pedestal over all else. 3. Watch what you say. Don't gossip. 4. Take time to rest from working. 5. Honor whoever raised you unless they acted dishonorable (abuse, abandonment, neglect, etc.) 6. Do not murder. 7. Do not commit adultery 8. Do not steal for selfish reasons. 9. Do not lie for selfish reasons. 10. Do not hurt others or yourself due to covetnesses. What do you think? I'm not sure I could live by all these but these seem way more moral lol.

"you are free to worship me...." hahhhah

Ok, who the heck boils goat meat in goat milk? Milk is such an impractical way to boil anything, because you have to stir it constantly and thus can't cover the pot to hold in the heat.

_Thou shalt not rape!_ Oh, wait........that.....I guess that one wasn't important. 🤔 _Thou shalt not own other human-beings as property!_ Er, um.....I mean......hmmmm....I guess that one slipped god's mind. I thought he was omnipotent, but I guess he had a lot on his plate at the time.

Videos so old but still hit so hard

I don't remember. I was thoroughly drunk at the time. Something about how scared I should be of god's personal retribution. And by the way- saying that I was drunk at the time I wrote that eloquent reply is not an admission or an excuse, but a boast.

Poor God. I'm glad Moses was there to make him feel better.

"...I want you petrified, ignorant, and VIOLENT..." bwaaahahahaaaa

This is what you get when a group of primitive goat farmers write a book.

A masterpiece of humor!

-“ get out of here, will ya?” - “gladly!” Gabriel had enough. 🤣🤣🤣

Best video on the ten commandments ever.

I love these! I guess the 726 people who gave this a thumb down are not critical thinkers... or something.

"You're free to worship me and only me, as much as you like" 😂

And remember, if God orders the death of a particular nation or people group, as far as death and bloodshed are concerned it always helps to kill the livestock as well. Why kill men women and children only when you can kill sheep and goats as well? In spite of the fact that cattle would be a valuable resource that should be absorbed after conquest takes place, a lust for bloodshed is trumps logic.

I find it amazing that the religious comment on a video like this.. It's really sad what religion does to people.

God is the greatest narisicist of all time.

Had to come here after Louisiana mandated the 10 commandments in school, thought we were past this😂

“You’ve got a prohibition on murder?! Why didn’t you mention that before???” “...well, I’m not really that keen on it myself actually” 😂

The significant aspect of the Ten Commandments is not the moral teachings, - it is the PUNISHMENT inflicted for violating them. The first 9 of the 10 Commandments are punishable by *DEATH* !

I friggen hate graven images, man.

"Don't get hung up on old testament details like an atheist" 😂

Moses was up the mountain for 40 days, which is a long time to simply receive the stone tablets. It almost makes you wonder if he was carving them himself! Nah - it couldn't have been that - could it? If he had come back down with the tablets and said "Now I've spent a long time carving these, and this is how I want you to behave", the people might have said "Oh do you, now?!" OTOH, if he had the charisma to make them believe that he'd been up there talking to God, "who sees what you are doing, and even knows your private thoughts - and he talks to me!" - now there's street cred!

357 people STILL believe after watching this video?!

*I FREAKING HATE GRAVEN IMAGES MAN*

*Who's still here after 7 years??*

11 years later and this is still a perfect critique in the form of a satirical sketch

George Carlin did it best when he cut down the Ten Commandments to only two. And then gave the best commandment: "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself."

I swear, these videos are the best. I wish...There was no end to them. The humor kills me.

5:28 "ugh, jeez" A phrase that doesn't sound out of place until you watch a second time...

Hillarious. I like how you included the later version of the 10 commandments at the very end.

Another gem !! I'm a Christian and can't argue against a single joke or reference you make lmao!!

Before watching your videos, I thought it'd be useless to debate with creationists because I'm studying computer science, not biology or physics. They would most likely dismiss anything I say as falsehood since I know next to nothing about evolution or the big bang. However, you showed me how easily dismissed most arguments used by creationists are. Not that I now feel like debating any, but still. I love your videos, and I hope you continue doing your awesome work.

What I find funny is that Christians say "10" when their holy book says "613."

didn't every other society not even near the isrealites have their own laws without the need for Moses, kind of undermines the 10 commandments

YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT... or something! LOL

Thank you for this video. Usually no matter how funny these videos about religious issues are, there's always that serious undertone that keeps me from laughing. But with this one I had a hearty laugh. It was just so damn funny while still being relevant.

"No graven images of any creatures..." That weird fish decal thing Christians put on cars, catholic churches literally filled with idols/sculptures, stained glass windows highlighting people in biblical events, portrait of Jesus whose model is actually some German or Italian dude...

God: "Get out of here will you!" Gabriel: "Gladly". Cracks me up everytime.

“I _FRIGGIN HATE_ GRAVEN IMAGES”

Even present-day teenagers have a better moral compass than anyone mentioned in the Bible.

If god exists this actually happened

So I stumbled upon your videos this morning and immediately subscribed lol I love it

On the day Moses comes down from Mount Sinai with the stone tablets containing the Ten Commandments, he discovers that the Israelites have created a golden calf. To punish the people, Moses gathers a group of men and takes the following action in the book of Exodus, Chapter 32: Then he [Moses] said to them, "This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: 'Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.' " The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died. So... one minute we have God carving into stone, "Thou shalt not kill." Then the next minute we have God telling each man to strap a sword to his side and lay waste to thousands. Wouldn't you expect the almighty ruler of the universe to be slightly more consistent than this? 3,000 dead people is a lot of commandment breaking. Obviously that is a total contradiction. The reason why you find contradictions like that in the Bible is because God is imaginary.?

love how you still reply after all these years, saw this video when it came out. Glad to the see your content is still timeless and entertaining. Thx man for helping me no longer collect stamps

I love how he is on an Apple Tablet

This watch was like a sweet dessert flavored with syrupy wit. Thank you, this type of content is awesome!

Lol. Anybody notice the apple logo on the back of the tablet?

do you have a video about the TWO sets of Ten Commandments?

Ethics and morality were established way before yahweh

You should show this to Dennis Prager

"I friggen hate graven imagas man!" ~Yahweh That line cracks me up every time xD

Anyone else get a Christian ad about celebrating the resurrection before the vid lol

Love your logic and sarcasm and wit in all you videos dude

“Well you’re not looking at it with the correct context… or something” 😂 nailed it

I have been watching your videos for ages now, and I thank "god" you make these videos.

“Yeah, they’re gonna be capitalists.” 🤣🤣

love your work. should be required watching for all...anything to save the world from these death cults.

Thank you so much, I just discovered your videos this week and I love it. It's so funny and I learn so much. I was a bit scared you were overdoing the humour, but when I google the sources and read those parts, I am shocked. Your videos are on point, sadly I am almost done with each video... But thank you!!! ❤

Show this to Jordan Peterson.

Moses was the first person to download data from the cloud onto a tablet

If the 10 Commandments are the basis of our law than why is breaking only 3 of them criminal? No killing, stealing, or bearing false witness. That’s it. Those are the only ones reflected in our laws.

i hadnt noticed the Apple logo on Mose's 'tablet'.. Pure genius. :)

“The shit I get away with” you said it god!

I find it so hard to believe that at out all the detailed commandments and sins God said not to commit, God couldn't directly condemn pedophilia. Instead, I see Christians trying to stretch verses and say that when God says to love all, pedophilia is condemned under that umbrella term of love. So let's remember everyone: God can take the time to list all sexual sins except for pedophilia. Also, God can tell you in full detail how to build an ark, how to build an altar, which offerings to use- he'll also set you on fire if you use the wrong offering (Leviticus 10)- and which type of animals they can and can't eat...... but God cannot afford to waste time telling grown men and women not to groom 6 year olds. But somehow, eah=ch and every Christian is supposed to know that they CAN'T do that lmaooo

No law against rape...child abuse...slavery...????and they base their morality on....?????😫😫😫

I cant believe this just now gets to me, this is fricking amazing!

I'm sure even packs of wolves have those quintessential rules like no murder among your kin lmao.

Did anyone notice I-STONE.

3/10 is being extremely generous. That number six thing boils down to, "Killing is wrong... except when it isn't. See you local secular legal text for details." Same for "stealing", which is defined as "taking stuff from people illegally", where "legality" is defined, once again, by us humans. Surprise!

I love listening to this in the background while having it muted

I've seen this several times but just noticed the apple logo on the back of the tablet lol

COMMANDMENTS 2015 1. You shall not relinquish your critical thinking in favor of a conceptual entity the existence of which you cannot validate. (We must recognize the fact that today, religion is the most serious impediment to any sensible management of the worlds peoples. Religion and belief in conceptual entities, divides humans into competing groups that will invariably argue, fight and kill each other's children over these unfounded beliefs. This has to stop as should the "polite tolerance" of totally implausible religious claims. It is time for us all to think. To think rationally; to think for ourselves. We must have the honesty, integrity and courage to admit when we do not know the answer and that the answers will not be found on our knees with our eyes closed.) 2. You should never elevate your cause above your humanity. (Humans can be moral without a belief in a conceptual entity.) 3. You should stop the practice of genital mutilation of our young, for religious reasons and the presentation of implausible religious claims, as absolute truth. Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child. 4. You should not tolerate the subjugation and mistreatment of people, particularly women, based upon ancient or religious text. 5. You should honor your father and your mother. 6. You shall not murder. 7. You shall not have sex irresponsibly, without consideration of it's consequences or without consideration for others and will insist upon safe sex practices. 8. You shall not steal or "rip people off" in the name of religion. 9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. 10. You shall not covet. 11. You shall not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or their color. 12. You shall not condemn people for their inborn nature. (Why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?) 13. Do not ever even think of using people as private property, or as owned, or as slaves. 14. Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife. 15. You shall rigorously pursue a verifiable truth and develop your empathy. Be aware that you, too, are an animal, and dependent on the web of nature. Try and think and act accordingly. 16. You shall strongly oppose all and any efforts to incorporate religion into government or the military. 17. You shall wear clothes for protection, fashion or humor but not as a propitiation to a conceptual entity, the existence of which we cannot validate. 18. You shall refrain from dragging inappropriate beliefs and rituals from the past, into the present. 19. You shall recognize that cultism is a damaging and corrosive pursuit. (Human beliefs and strange rituals are learned, they are not part of human DNA. It is time to understand that that we can all get along if properly educated.) 20. You shall not present religious pseudoscience as education. 21. Governments should discontinue tax exemption for religion and stop the support and perpetuation of implausible religious claims that cannot be validated. Some courtesy of C.Hitchens

2021 And still perfect now

“God’s essential moral character” - the rare four-word oxymoron.

Combatting theism using theism? Now that’s what I call noice.