From singing Joropo in English to Miami alligators, you guys had a lot of sh*t to say.
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@UselessGTAV5 жыл бұрын
seriously underrated youtuber. love u jo!
@JoannaHausmann5 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@Firemantrainer46025 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Abbsizzle5 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL
@clairepino32525 жыл бұрын
Useless GTA V yess I agree preachhhhh
@jennypg885 жыл бұрын
couldn't agree more!
@MonserratFoster5 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Joanna and the realization that her kids are going to watch her videos one day. Good luck keeping them out of KZfaq!
@Axer1468d5 жыл бұрын
se can always beacome the funny parent and el esposo could be the bad one.
@clairepino32525 жыл бұрын
Monse Foster hahah so true unless they just watch the youtube kids thing
@Mojospider20995 жыл бұрын
Last time I was at a wedding shit was pretty lit. Puerto Rican weddings are kind of wild. I gained like 5 pounds in one night.
@pluandfroshareunderratedch70685 жыл бұрын
Brandon Ortiz yeah thats how we do
@goldfishcakes3295 жыл бұрын
Brandon Ortiz i was at a wedding and I think I lost 5 pounds from dancing so damn much
@pluandfroshareunderratedch70685 жыл бұрын
Xanny Granny lol
@JoannaHausmann5 жыл бұрын
You did it right
@athalia77455 жыл бұрын
We Puertoricans are wild af,and the parties even more
@_bibi_s5 жыл бұрын
The last guy is shrek "get outta my swamp!" I'm so sorry...
@danielmcelroy45055 жыл бұрын
All Star but it’s Narrated by David Attenborough
@_bibi_s5 жыл бұрын
@@danielmcelroy4505 i am sure that was a funny joke but i didn't get it so i'm liking it anyway
@AirkaMojo5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Kris to do his own Joanna rants in Spanish.
@Bluestroke_5 жыл бұрын
“Perrona, which is like a big… dog”
@angelmora36605 жыл бұрын
"And the women...really love fried chicken"? pura sabiduría cósmica en este canal.
@roberts16775 жыл бұрын
My Spanish isn't very good, but I thought I heard something about fried chicken.
@dianadelgado92675 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I'm starting to believe that quiseañeras party's are more wild that American wedding's. I'm wrong? I mean in my quiseañeras party's we just dance reggaeton, salsa an.bachata till 3 a.m with a bunch of "conocidos" like the friend of the friends of your third cousin. And actually family have an "after party" in my house till the next morning
@dianadelgado92675 жыл бұрын
*and*
@joaopalazzo30875 жыл бұрын
Oooh, quinseañearas are FOR SURE crazier than American weddings. I think most events with more than 5 latinxs are crazier than a Yankee wedding
@veronicamireles75755 жыл бұрын
trust me, they are my best friend's 15cs lasted until 6 am with 400 people (most of them very drunk) and after that, all of her best friends went to an after in a farm with a bbq
@VeronicaPerez-bc6bi5 жыл бұрын
This couldn't be more accurate
@Rogerioapsandrade5 жыл бұрын
Diana Delgado Herrera feels the perfect party for me! I'm Brazilian
@valerianaranjocruz255 жыл бұрын
Just a few days ago I went to one of my cousin's wedding, it was beautiful, she married her childhood sweetheart, all the tías were crying and I shit you not, there were over 200 guests. I had to go home early (at 4am dammit) but my mom told me that they stayed til 6am, went to eat ceviche, had to be kicked out of the cevichería cause my other cousin was making a bit of a havoc, went to the grooms parents home to keep up the party and only then she came home. At 12pm. Man, latino parties rock.
@yelabedoya5 жыл бұрын
Por que Chris no aprende español? Mejor aun, por que Joanna no le enseña español a Chris?
@janetamabile5 жыл бұрын
For real make it a segment 😁
@ZuGa13845 жыл бұрын
Joanna would end up killing Chris.
@Drskopf5 жыл бұрын
Yo creo que sí Joana le consigue un hookup con una chava latina y está se lo lleva a colombia o donde sea, no se devuelve como el gringo youtuber este de colorado que tenía una novia peruana y ella se lo llevó a pesear a Colombia y de allá nunca más regreso 🤣🤣🤣
@ZuGa13845 жыл бұрын
@@Drskopf Chris está casado.
@klipnity5 жыл бұрын
porque no.
@dannaferral69375 жыл бұрын
🎼A las chicas de verdad les gusta el pollo frito, a las chicas de verdad les gusta el pollo frito, a las chicas de verdad les gusta el pollo frito🎵. Pollo🍗! Pollo🍗! Pollo🍗!
@_laurabernal5 жыл бұрын
Danna Ferral pollo, pollo, polla
@mariagmiranda5 жыл бұрын
HFS I googled this and why LOL
@tanyaortiz80535 жыл бұрын
Polla xD
@dannaferral69375 жыл бұрын
@@tanyaortiz8053 this is a ~Family Friendly~ chanel 😂😅😂😂😂!
@eduluisavalos5 жыл бұрын
The way Colombians and Venezuelans fight over the Arepa, makes me remember the eternal fight between Argentina and Uruguay over Mate. Argentinians say they created Mate and Uruguayans say they did. It's just a never ending fight.
@marus8155 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Avalos And the also nerver ending fight over Dulce de Leche...
5 жыл бұрын
Same as Peru and Chile with Pisco. EL PISCO ES PERUANO!
@Nadia19895 жыл бұрын
Or when Chile makes maps claiming the whole Patagonia as theirs...
@manp1125 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what it is
@gladysguaura99605 жыл бұрын
Except.. they're venezuelans xD
@georginahernandez53365 жыл бұрын
Pleaaase I need Latin music Part 2, 3, 4... I need more of this, more Joanna!!!
@thehopeofeden5975 жыл бұрын
Tearjerker is probably how I'd translate corta vena.
@danextmessiify5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Chris' laugh is infectious?
@morphobots5 жыл бұрын
Nope. I hear Chris (Cris?) laugh and I start laughing as well. I'm a sort of Pavlov's KZfaq viewer. 😋
@saradaniela87133 жыл бұрын
Kris
@mpinero15 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't know why you haven't gotten the "one million subscribers" c'mon this is serious! Porque eres tan buena chama que me meo de la risa cada vez que veo tus videos. Ya contagie unos cuantos amigos brasileños aquí también, saludos desde Curitiba
@hernanbuelvas63455 жыл бұрын
Because she doesn't tell to people to subscribe
@enmanuel19505 жыл бұрын
@@hernanbuelvas6345 She shouldn't have to though. It should be obvious that if you enjoy someone's content you should subscribe.
@hernanbuelvas63455 жыл бұрын
Enmanuel Rodríguez i was joking lol
@enmanuel19505 жыл бұрын
@@hernanbuelvas6345 Yeah, now that I read it again I see what you did. My bad, I guess wasn't at my best yesterday.
@hernanbuelvas63455 жыл бұрын
@@enmanuel1950 don't worry man ;)
@maramara.andrea5 жыл бұрын
Tas clara que a Las mujeres de verdad Les gusta El pollo frito 😂😂 tell Kris I want to eat his pollo Frito 😂🍗
@talychavez31475 жыл бұрын
Me imaginé a Kris cómo la escena de las rosas en american beauty pero con pollo frito.
@elvenezolanoloco5 жыл бұрын
Why pollo Frito? Ask for I don't know an entire fried chicken leg from him! Because if you don't well you'll get a pescuezo frito and that's it! Jajajajaja csm
@maramara.andrea5 жыл бұрын
@@elvenezolanoloco because a Las chicas de verdad Les gusta El pollo Frito, pollo, pollo, POLLA
@maramara.andrea5 жыл бұрын
@@talychavez3147 😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I want that to become a reality 😂🍗🍗🍗
@elvenezolanoloco5 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajaja así es y si no pues como dije sencillamente les gusta Justin Bieber! Aunque la verdad sería más sabroso si a las chicas de verdad les gusta el cochino frito! Woooooow
@thankyoubabyjesus15 жыл бұрын
I find you delightful Joanna. Las fiestas Mexicanas son iguanas o peores que las de ustedes. Un quince duro trees dias. La pobre niña estubo en ese verstido POR TRES DIAS!!!
@abi7x5 жыл бұрын
Muchacha!! Hace años que no veía tus videos. Ahora me encuentro mas estable y con tiempo para ver tus videos!! Eres una de los GRANDES, te deseo mucho éxito en tus proyectos! Mazal tov! :*
@akanne15 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I'm happy you guys are busting you butts off to upload one video per week. I love them and every time I see one, my heart jumps! :) you guys really make my day :) I got my brother hooked too :D
@M1574R5 жыл бұрын
You are nothing like any of the other channels I follow, but for some reason, I absolutely love your videos and need more of them.
@estefy_maldonado16715 жыл бұрын
Kris: swear to what Joanna? Joanna: swear to... Doritos! 😏
@emmacat32025 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you guys are making more.
@kylerlastname97985 жыл бұрын
You guy’s videos always make me smile
@emilygnefkow80245 жыл бұрын
Post videos twice a week! Ya vi todos tus videos y quiero mas...necesito mas! Son tan divertidos :D
@kitfash5 жыл бұрын
Haha. I have been watching your videos for such a long time and I never subscribed until you told me too. Thanks KZfaq for reminding Joanna to remind me to subscribe. It really does help.🤣😂🤣😂
@rebecamena41805 жыл бұрын
I love you paisana!
@winchesterowl48615 жыл бұрын
Keep dem videos coming Joanna. your personality makes my day.
@JoannaHausmann5 жыл бұрын
@stephanielumpkinyoon86405 жыл бұрын
I love it that I get a notification of your new video every Friday now!!!
@JoannaHausmann5 жыл бұрын
Yas kween yas
@Chechab5 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajaja, gracias por hacer más videos Joanna!!! La semana termina mejor despues de escucharlos, jaja Saludos desde Uruguay
@iolyanuel72125 жыл бұрын
Disfruto muchísimo tu canal!! U rock
@andrelabau27935 жыл бұрын
I just freaking love you! Funniest compatriota ever! I definitely share on my Facebook and other profile people must! follow you! Thanks for the laughs babe that’s exactly what I need it today 😘💖🙏🏼🙌🏼🇻🇪
@the_rujini48405 жыл бұрын
I force every friend to watch you until they love you 😍 I fkn love this channel
@riaalto94885 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you for upping the upload schedule! I didn't notice you don't usually ask to subscribe till now. XD Also ahhh I'm learning Spanish and I love getting to learn these expressions, as of right now I have no idea what joropo is but I'll be looking for it!
@jossiemachado41545 жыл бұрын
You are so amazing! Me encanta que subas contenido mas seguido!
@j.hypolite51635 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that alligator joke, I almost spit out my cornflakes, and by corn flakes I mean lucky charms. also it's 8 at night and I'm eating lucky charms. oh and I been subscribed girl! But I won't share because I refuse to share you with anyone. *mwahahahahahhaha.
@isabelabarca40045 жыл бұрын
Siempre miro tus videos y no me habia dado cuenta que no me había suscrito, hasta que lo dijiste jajaja, ahora ya me suscribí ✌
@SuperCareBear185 жыл бұрын
I adore you ❤️ You guys work so hard!!
@Marie-sn4zn5 жыл бұрын
Pleeeease I would love a video weekly, love youuu♡
@imnotreallyjess43185 жыл бұрын
LOL one of the best channels ever love ya 😂😂💖
@anaceciliaquisoboni64735 жыл бұрын
Ahora mismo estoy en alemania, como estudiante de intercambio, y te digo, Joanna, que tus videos y tu forma de explicar nuestra cultura realmente me han ayudado a comunicarme....soooo, thank you very mucho! Oh, hey Chris! Pd: me dieron ganas de comparar personalmente las arepas venezolanas y las colombianas🤔.
@victoriaarcentales30285 жыл бұрын
I love how your posting videos more now!
@barbaracortez1705 жыл бұрын
Great job guys!! I love how you are really funny together
@joaquinbringasadmetlla99285 жыл бұрын
You both are doing a great job, everything is great and we do admire your work and effort to publish a weekly video. Anyway, I'm probably to drunk right now to be writing properly, but you two are great and I send you both lots of hugs and kisses, besos y abrazos y todo lo demás. Btw, more Kris rants please!!!!!!!
@BlueCR0555 жыл бұрын
His voice is great. And you are plain fun, you have a great sense of humor.
@Dan-up6do5 жыл бұрын
I'll confess, when joanna started talking in Spanish during the "Andrea incident" i popped the subtitles on 😂
@29mirstudio3 жыл бұрын
You are outstanding! Your English and Spanish are equally as magnificent.
@valeriaivonne5 жыл бұрын
I loooooveee your videos! Desde México te veo, I loooove how you freakin imitate accents! Hahaha
@emilyabbey57613 жыл бұрын
I love how he dies laughing at almost everything she says! He seems genuine and supportive I'm glad he's on your team 🥰
@janetamabile5 жыл бұрын
I loved everything about this. I logged in to all my family's yt accounts and subscribed them to your channel, your welcome 🤣
@JoannaHausmann5 жыл бұрын
I need more people like you in my life.
@janetamabile5 жыл бұрын
@@JoannaHausmann aay let me know when you visit Houston Texas 😎. I've been binge watching your videos for like a month I do little by little cause I'll feel stalkerish 🤣 I always learn something new and if I don't know a word lo googealo 😂 like my mami says.
@AngelBella555 жыл бұрын
I just can't get over you guys, i love you! :(
@kevint93165 жыл бұрын
Just saw the Miami Sketch Joanna, you WORKED that dress 🔥😤😫
@alfonsofebres22195 жыл бұрын
Your joropo is great! I didn't know I need it in my life hahahaha for real, do more please, plus you're great making analogies so... It's perfect for you. P.D: Entender la referencia del pollo frito es lo más merideño que me ha pasado desde que emigré jajahdjahdh
@Nunofyuhbizness5 жыл бұрын
I don't know Clark but I hate Clark, because I know Clark! If that makes sense.
@clarkgerome61265 жыл бұрын
Why what did i do
@creepella0165 жыл бұрын
estos videos son lo que me mantiene de buen humor.. Joanna, sos lo mas
@creepella0165 жыл бұрын
Chris, shut up xD
@Roder795 жыл бұрын
Gracias CRACK por la promesa del vídeo semanal! Carta a la mesa queda presa! Greetings!!!
@MizzYasmin215 жыл бұрын
Yes please I love watching ur videos, I didn't miss any!!!
@jeffymando5 жыл бұрын
Yay! Once a week. Gracias!
@k-panga5 жыл бұрын
You should do another "insert country" intervention, those are hilarious!!
@teothihuacan5 жыл бұрын
I already subscribed my dear a long time ago, and I didn't know you were a fellow venezuelan and the daughter of the brilliant Ricardo Hausmann, you are so funny and intelligent! God bless you always! Un abrazo desde nuestro bello país!
@565chris15 жыл бұрын
Omg it's 3:00am and I'm laughing my ass off with the alligator comment😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love guys so much❤❤❤
@robertt.61395 жыл бұрын
Love this vid!
@eunicecabreramartinez07165 жыл бұрын
Robert Trujillo irme me too I like this video.
@jenlawrence12925 жыл бұрын
Remember when Kris left Joanna Rants that one time? Oh the internet was sad for those few months apart. I love your videos they're hilarious and as a gringa living in Mexico, super relatable 😂
@hollish1965 жыл бұрын
You are such a joy! Thanks.
@luisamargaritacortez49835 жыл бұрын
Me encanta que tus videos solo tengan 10 no me gusta. JAJ btw amo tus videos literalmente he visto todos ♥♥
@joana1515255 жыл бұрын
From one Joana to another your so funny 😊Love your videos
@BK-if9yo5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha “para que le agregas al ego de este Carajo!” I just can’t 🤣!!! I wish Chris could understand Spanish for a sec lmao 😂 🙈🙈. Dude you are the best seriously.🤘Viva el tri-state area woot
5 жыл бұрын
You two make a wonderful team!
@carloscordido73255 жыл бұрын
Gracias por las sonrisas !!!!! Apreciadas. Desde Karakistan ( nueva caracas )
@josegregoriorovellorodrigu81275 жыл бұрын
Love you sooo much. The best wishes for you. I loved your video.
@5tolokitas5 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to see more of you 2
@Alias14955 жыл бұрын
You guys are great!
@Pupangela5 жыл бұрын
Cómo es posible que conecten tanto y sean tan interesantes e hilarantes?! Me alegran las noches ajaj 😄
@MatadorCE5 жыл бұрын
I subscribed not only because you asked nicely but because your threw in the 90's toy reference lol
@katarinababic91975 жыл бұрын
I can't, this is just too funny. 😂😂😂😂 Los amo. 💞💞💞
@allisonw4395 жыл бұрын
Hola Joanna. Me encanta tu canal. Dale.
@sarahguerrero77925 жыл бұрын
😏 Doritos...😂 Joanna, te amo mucho y me haces reír mucho Y también me haces sentir mas Latina. Muchísimas gracias por todo. Keep being you, boo 😉
@Tadeoska5 жыл бұрын
About the Arepas: Thoughts on Gran Colombia? Venezuela/Colombia/Ecuador origins...
@luis-gil5 жыл бұрын
"Y las mujeres... de verdad les gusta el pollo frito." GOLD.
@nuriajazminvarelaflores88335 жыл бұрын
Chris makes this like a sitcom every time he laughs
@JulhiioCh5 жыл бұрын
Ok Joanna I don't care if arepas came from Venezuela or Colombia, It doesn't really matter. 🤷♂️ Yo lo único que sé, es que las arepas de Venezuela traen de todo por dentro, más variedad, más sabor. I Love your videos.❤😍 [I'm colombian btw]
@bridgetcharlton80965 жыл бұрын
Joanna and Kris are life
@IanCookUS5 жыл бұрын
you two are so entertaining
@Kairos_ct5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, i really love u! Jajaja en criollo, te amo pajua. De pana, tus videos son geniales
@josebrunopenajaramillo1545 жыл бұрын
Eres lo máximo joanna!
@99Andross5 жыл бұрын
“If it’s not COMO... what’s an equivalent in English” HOW DID YOU MISS THIS?! Haha love your videos
@nataliabenalcazar97395 жыл бұрын
My dream has come true, one video at week!!
@melissapawlowski47385 жыл бұрын
I Fucken LOOVVEE Joanna! And Chris..😂 you guys crack me up!
@savagedolphin5 жыл бұрын
"shit Fuck Goddammit" That escalated quickly....
@ecastro4444 Жыл бұрын
jajajajaja joropo en ingles... como me hicistes reir.. que talento tienes Felicidades! de verdad BTW estudie con tu tia Belkys en el Instituto Escuela en Prados en Caracas.
@mouseplanning55965 жыл бұрын
Love the video so much ❤️🇵🇷
@katerineklug72925 жыл бұрын
OMG Joanna I love u 😂😂😂 (si lees este comentario en alguno de tus videos te juro que van a tener que cambiar todos los vidrios de mi casa)
@speedyjago5 жыл бұрын
I feel you about the wedding. My wife had me organize two things...transport for our guests from the restaurant to the church and back, and the music...I felt lost, discouraged and desperate throughout my organization. I can't imagine how she felt organizing the rest.
@CoKiEsAnDcReAm075 жыл бұрын
You should come and do a comedy show in Doral, I would personally love to see it! I bet it would do really well!
@Sofia-el6nn5 жыл бұрын
I'm planning my quince and the guest list is already at 80 and we have only listed close family. Can't wait for the extended family to be added😂
@laurabarreto94715 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 just subscribed cause u asked so nonchalantly
@fotosdenada5 жыл бұрын
Gracias por hacer contenido nuevo. Mis alumnos de Spanish 101 les van a encantar. ¿Les enseño lo de las palabrotas españolas? jajaja
@natavesga76885 жыл бұрын
Hola me encantan tus vídeos son super originales tu contenido es asombroso btw deberías hablar sobre Colombia 🇨🇴🇨🇴