dont forget the amazing annectotes

YES

a lot of observational stand up comedy is just that

For a second i thought i mustve commented on this in my sleep lol

Yeah he's like an even whiter Seinfeld

Danielle Cyr Pretty sure he was raised in Chicago, since he talks about Chicago-area stuff regarding his childhood regularly.

He is Captain America.

Nyantee A I feel he is frozen in time but very current.. conflicting feelings

No, it's like he was sitting in a room on a chair eating saltines for 28 years

He’s like captain America but less punching and more sex jokes

He Talks Like This

is that...a sanders sides reference..

I SMELL A FANDER

@@fandomsandtea2305 What does a fander smell like?

@@lilliedawn1715 references

Christopher Edmiston Just a little extra to make The joke that more special. The black truffle butter on the already delicious steak.

Every line of this is what makes him a wonderful comic

Exactly. Such a subtle line and ingeniously snuck it in perfectly.

Such a distinctive tone and after-taste to his comedy. Very pleasant. Does Mullaney ever vere into more substantive insights about the human condition, even obliquely ? e.g., His 19 yr. old fantasy vs. maturity ...and 'Old-Timey stuff'/Connecticut references maybe ...

There is nothing special about that particular line, he just had to re-establish the theme (which is the joke). There are enough noteworthy jokes in there, including that one, but that line as an aside is pure formal necessity (because that part took so long to say). You're incredibly dumb and impressionable, like a baby shown jingling keys or something.

I felt attacked and at the same time deserving of it lol

It made me realize that 19 was an age you _COULD_ be. And I'm less than a year away! I guess I just thought you jumped from 18 to 21!

Can you save? Can you save my? Can you save my 19-year-old soul?

@@ToxPhy y'all called? (this username is a joke btw)

I remember a time when everything felt SO freakin' urgent: there's only this moment, and it will shape my entire future! Kinda miss it, but don't miss some of the ill-advised decisions I made because of it.

We cop to it.

playing in a pool and waving at the news helicopter while hurricane Katrina jus jacked up your neighborhood was the whitest thing I ever saw.

@@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty - Are you being racist about black people - sarcastically and unfunny? If I was stranded on a roof without food or water, I'd wave at anyone who could possibly help me too.

Jason918114 are you one of those guys that calls everybody a racist that doesn’t think like you ? I was referencing the white family in New Orleans just after Katrina that were playing in a swimming pool and waving at a news helicopter while everything was flooded around them. It was all over the news. quit thinking everybody is a racist, you’re the problem.

its Connecticut, its all white

*"WHAT?!"*

"The passwords of past" is the line

ur pfp🥺

I’m an identity and access management engineer, and this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

"bit"

400th like I feel accomplished for my non-accomplishment

Can we get a John Mulaney Riddler in batman. "RIDDLE ME THIS!!!!"

Ever since I heard him do that bit, I find it pretty damn creepy.

My hubby just had to do one of those tests with the stop sign and I was cracking up because it gave it to him 4 times and he was getting so angry. Then i pulled up this Mulaney classic, and it changed his mood from upset to laughter in seconds. That's a gift I tell you.

Well yeah, that's what a lot of comedian hosts do on SNL. I mean, comedy takes time. It's hard. This is a full bushel of hilarity. Good for him

Lol I was like wait I’ve heard this bit before from him 😂

Yeah but still made me smilie

Edit: smile

It’s what all comedians do.. especially during interviews. It can get kind of boring/weird watching an interview of someone and hearing the same rehearsed skit every time

Tristan Kennedy thank you so much

Tristan Kennedy yeah but he looks tired 😎

That tall child needs to take it easy. He can't keep burning the candle at both ends.

He's not a tall child. He's a proud Asian American woman.

Whit Ladue LOL yes! And we will treat him with respect! 🤣

Wow, the everyday, what an inventor of a new style of comedy. Such a pointless statement.

BFKC damn bud, you’re just out to bring everyone down a notch, aren’t ya??

@@TheKavuShow He's also not mean or vulgar. I'm not saying that's always a bad thing but a lot of comics use shock to get the laughs and it wears thin after a while.

BFKC shut the fuck up boomer

AND he could perform his routine in just about any setting anywhere and get laughs. The true sign of an authentic comedian. He can work clean no problem

Rick Rose YES PLEASE

@Alimah Jalloh He keeps tryin' to hand me that box. I'M not gonna open it! YOU open it!

Rick Rose, absolutely!

bergie You're cute 😊

I’ve noticed this too! It’s so funny to watch his way-to-early transformation into a bitter old man lol

B. Smith... is your tinder app not working?

bergie you are right. Never forget George Carlin was once a guy doing "Indian Sarge" on Merv Griffin wondering when it was gonna get fun again or that Lewis Black was once an accountant (or similar). 😎

R Jonboy - I was looking through the replies to see if anyone mentioned George, never thought about Lewis!

Which is one of the strangest thins for me to think about because he comes off as this super clean cut white guy.

Wasn't he on drugs during this exact time? His intervention came after the pandemic.

@@echolotyou can actually see it in this clip. He is making mouth movements the way people on cocaine do😅

Damn but this is accurate

The spicy serum lol

this is the best comment i’ve ever seen ever

In a nutshell

I can't get over "spicy serum"

“LOOK AT THESE CURVY LETTERS!”

@@pencil2680 “Is it an E, or is it a 3?” Thats up to YE!” 😂😂

larshoneytoast33 There's not one word misspelled. You good bro?

larshoneytoast33 oh thank god. YOU'RE A TRUE HERO.

larshoneytoast33: If you're going to correct people, at least use proper sentence structure. You look like an ass with everything you failed to capitalize. You failed at punctuation as well. I only police the grammar and spelling of those policing others' grammar and spelling. I'm still an ass, but only to people showing theirs first.

JR S. I wasn't actually attacking grammar and punctuation. I was pointing out people behaving like asses online over something that only affects the person commenting. Free speech gives everyone license to attest to their own ignorance. Maybe to me grammar and punctuation are as grave as misspelling, though not as grave as the deterioration of civil discourse. The deterioration of reading comprehension concerns me as well.

My entire life

Hell, even for me in my 20s. Or maybe that's just my loner tendencies.

I had ...something... of an occurrence like that once. I thought my best friend had just up and screwed me over after I bought him new tires in an emergency. I figured our friendship was over so I never called him. Turns out he got married to a psycho who was insanely jealous and overly controlling to the point where she wouldn't let him see his old friends. - He hasn't had the best of luck when it comes to relationships.

I'm in my 20's and I haven't seen my friends in 4 years.

@@ombranox woah that sounds sad

Are you being held hostage in a creepy mans basement ?? blink twice for no @@ombranox

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I know! His timing and wording are perfect, but he also has the ability not just to make everyday things funny but also notice a date on a random structure and realize that yes, they actually built a gazebo in the middle of the Civil War!

It’s because it’s not made for the monologue. It’s from his standup. It wasn’t written in a week. It’s been refined over months.

I know what you mean. Even other actors tend to have monologues that make you think, "Yeah, you're definitely more comfortable in a role of some sort." You can tell John is very comfortable being himself in front of crowds.

It’s all material from his most recent Netflix stand up special.

... very comfortable being himself in front of crows. Even misreading the comments on Mulaney's monologue can be funny. I misread it because one would normally say "in front of a crowd."

Kinda funny you'd say that since Mulaney wrote many monologues when he was on the show.

the monologue is usually the absolutely last thing written, which is why it usually feels rushed and bad

Neither had I! I only heard of him after someone tweeted his robot skit. He's now my favourite comedian. Of course, that kind of sucks when you live in the UK and know that he's never going to tour here. 😂

@@TrueBlue170 Just watch his numerous stand-up specials on Netflix. There's like 3 or 4 of them, and also a brand new special called _John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch_ which I really cant describe...you have to just seek it out for yourself. It's like...a loose parody of 1970s/1980s _Sesame Street_ and _The Electric Company_ and that sort of show...

Ivy Collins Poitras that's just a 28 year old man trying his best

He’s just a proud Asian American woman with a bone-dry toothbrush 😫

But he needs to get some rest. He can't keep burning the candle at both ends

Sounds like something from Alice in Wonderland

I was so excited to see he had a new special and then Netflix says it's not coming until May 1st. Damn you, time...

bits or part of his comedy routine?

Huh? Which bits? I've seen it like 5 times.

Me too. I'm glad I get to hear them again a few weeks early

pinoeshair Yes! I was at Kid Gorgeous in Las Vegas. I cried.

Jess Liu I can’t put my finger on it either. The material isn’t THAT good but he “sells” it so well and sounds like old-timey radio person. He also speaks very loudly but “conspiratorially” like he’s about to tell you something he knows you want to hear... And always wearing a suit and having “politician” hair works really well

Over and over what?

Again

How tf can you be "over" stand-up comedians? This experience should have shown you how ridiculous that is. Stand-Up Comedy is so ridiculously diverse and each one is so different. That's like saying you're "over" music.

Nnyeh.... I smell a *ROBOT*

Really?? I thought the tall child looked terrible

She's... Kid Gorgeous?

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM BEING I'M NOT ASIAN AMERICAN

A really tiger mom

tralfama dorian lmao!!!!

Nope, Louie ck was the best anyway, never mind the jerking off me too movement.

It wasn’t at all funny. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Dianne Davis fr. It was awful. It made me cringe lol

I was just about to type the same thing that this was one of the better monolouges so far this year

Why the Asian American part? You guys are weird man. Why make it about you? Just say hahahaha this guy is funny

@@Themillen6 p sure it's a reference to one of John's skits

@@zoie8088 Don't try explaining it to him. He wouldn't understand it.

@@freezingjazzy S T R E E T S M A R T S

Themillen6 search up “John mulaney Asian American woman”

Acton Treadway indeed. He rocked it.

He was writing alumni. He told the players what funny things to say. On SnL, that’s like royalty. Even more respect garnered from Lorne Michaels

True, but nobody is above Lorne Michaels.

He had to. He's running for "Mayor of Nothing."

Sam new in town was hilarious

I think of that bit whenever I watch SVU!

Or like when...somebody eats too much chocolate cake?

“yea... you got it man!”

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF

Omg yessssss

Ikr

I know what you mean, I had no idea who he was, but his monologue and delivery were extremely funny and he was great in every skit he was in.

If you have Netflix go and watch his specials

rasnac John Mulaney. His Netflix specials are killer.

John Mulaney is a popular stand up comedian/former writer for SNL during the Hader/Wiig/Sudekis days.

Oh man, watch his specials on Netflix. He’s absolutely hilarious

Ha!

THAT'S SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH!!!!!!

Is it attacking?

You must face the gazebo alone

Hello, my name's GAZEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm in

Perfect

Yes! He played Peter Porker in the Spiderman movie, so he's already got an in in the superhero industry 😂

Ikr

from one who would know

Has someone stolen Larry David's picture and KZfaq name, or is this THE Larry David of Seinfeld fame? How can we know? How many stop signs are in this comment?

Ikr

I only knew him as the "Stefon'" writer. Had no idea he'd be so hilarious just doing himself!

YUP!

Larry David's was better

He'll get something. Sometimes people just need to try and be Seinfeld to remind us all that Seinfeld is/was overrated 😎

Rob Mchale check out Big Mouth

He's a funny comedian but his show was not funny

It was shockingly bad. I love him and could barely get through it.

Dade Murphy jah feel jah feel

you. i like you

So funny that my headache worsened :D

Found the robot.

I would Tyrant-Dent. I would.

The water would at least have waves.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

No one's got the time anymore; too busy proving we're not robots.

Tyrant-Den The water certainly would.

mac979s1 his special the comeback kid is fantastic. It’s on Netflix, if you like this, I’m sure you’ll love that as well.

Find him on Netflix!!

Go watch his Netflix specials!! He's honestly the funniest comedian I've seen (probably cause he has relatable jokes and his delivery too)

Bianca Lelieveld please watch his Netflix specials if you have Netflix. He’s amazing, I wish he was more popular

I know him and I'm from the Netherlands:)

He’s extremely popular at my school

No. Robots don't design the tests, number one, and you don't understand machine learning.

Someone programmed those robots to provide those tests...so...riddle solved.

{Motor Mafia} No, the picture tests are pre-written. The letter ones are generated.

{Motor Mafia} they we're created by humans but implemented and eventually blindly replicated by robots based on certain criteria. Which translates to "no" they can't solve it yet and they didn't created them.

The robots don't make the test; They ADMINISTER the test. I really do want to walk into the ocean after writing that sentence.