Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

Best comment ever😂😂

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Of course we do, because he's a proud newyorker, who knows the streets of New-York. He's a true newyorkian newyorker with newyorkish newyorkity in his newyork. And to such newyorkers newyorkiness is very newyork.

Lololol

like you make him talk about his life not to like skip class, but to actually learn about him

Nah he’s the one teacher I would crush on

He looks like if we opened a portal to another dimension and took their rick astley which is a bit different

🎯

I wish he would’ve came and took the place of my physics teacher my senior year

I just picture Kate McKinnon when she’s playing an old lady.

I'm sure they look very similar.... :)

I imagine her as like John’s character in Oh hello but in drag

There is no such thing as old John Mulaney

@@pangarine9405 he'll look 12 forever

Really. Been holding that one in the holster till most of that greatest generation is gone. An entire generation of young people sent to war in a real do-or-die scenario involving the entire globe. Tell me, how many years did you spend in uniform? And exactly which "nazis" pose the larger threat to democracy now, antifa? Get out of your way? Why, what are you going to do? Talk them into submission with old hat sarcastic wit? Lightweight!

@@joethomas9673 yeah how dare he tell jokes! And on a comedy show even! What a snowflake for getting so bent over some comments... oh wait a second...

ahtari I know right, how dare they laugh at such a joke too, everyone is just a sheep following everyone else....oh wait that sounds familiar...

@@joethomas9673 There was a whole generation who fought in WWI and Vietnam who can take a joke better than the so-called greatest generation supporters.

The older generation always looking down on the one after, but who raised them? Blame yourselves if you hate your kids

Wait...again? Sweet

Nah it’s just Saturday he own it twice a year now! When they can’t get no one I’m sure their like “call him in” 😂 he wrote for the show for years they know he’s a sure fire hit and always funny and mostly non offensive!

I was going to ask who he keeps giving direct eye contact bjs to...but yeah, nature stuff too.

Fax

Healing as in demonstrating NBC's force-feeding of liberal bullshit? Eat up.

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The sleepovers 😭

It's about time he got some rest. He couldn't keep burning the candle at both ends.

He really needs to start drinking again.

That coffee story was like the funniest shit I've ever heard. His dad is a savage for that.

@@jasonbetty7095 what is this coffee business? Pls do tell. I'm not familiar.

@@SubjectDelta20 oh my gosh lol That's cruel. Who's gonna pay for the kids' order? Thanks btw for relaying the story 👍🏾 😁

@@TCt83067695 He didn't order for the kids. If I remember the joke right, the kids begged and pleaded for him to stop at McDonald's. He finally did, getting their hopes up, but ordered 1 black coffee for himself and drove off.

Along with the coke and alcohol. It’s one hell Of a cocktail.

Except its cringe

we are the people who fought both the nazis and the commies. We're the freedom-loving democratic republic!

this replies section is a mess so i just want to say that i absolutely agree and i hope you have a good day. not you, brainwashed trump supporters. you suck.

@@AnaisWolf they drive around in trucks with flags...sounds horrifying. OMG are you OK? Ya let’s not worry about the actual demonstrations where real violence is taking place. No let’s fear monger about the violence that might happen because I’ve built up a fake narrative about white supremacists in my head.

@Freedom Isn't Yours to Take someone called you brainwashed and to to disprove them, this was your reply. Lmao

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MIster Xman quiet stop spamming this

@@misterxman2028 I live in the suburbs... We are fine lol.

2002 Honda Civic with teddy bears in the back window

Same here. He’s made me laugh so much over the last few years and I really hope he gets better

I am here at this comment to also wish that John Mulaney is having a good day, but for today

It happens! Especially during something like the pandemic. I hope he realizes that it doesn’t mean he’s failed at sobriety. Relapses should be 100% expected, the only thing that matters is how you deal with it and that you can recover from the relapse.

I'm a former addict from 16 to 27. I've been clean two years now, but it took endless relapses to finally get a long period of sobriety. I have cravings everyday. He lost the battle but he can still win the war. Wish him the best of love and the strength to stay clean

@@ef692 it’s wonderful to hear that you’re doing better!

I wish him well in recovery.

What happened to him?

@@nityapurini4684 he relapsed (addiction) but I hear he put himself in rehab and is on the right track

I was incredibly sorry to hear about his divorce.

Actually, Paul Rudd and John Mulaney are immortal. Mulaney is from 1920, and Rudd stopped aging in the 90's

Kinda feel that for Sandburg too

I'd hit it...

"Being unproblematic" That's the most 2020 thing I have ever heard. Not a good thing. Sounds dystopian.

@@aperson2943 Amen to that. When was dealing with others determined appropriate if you're "problem-free" towards others?

JOHN'S MOM!

@@erikfinkel2717 lolz nice

John was smart enough to leave that joke for last. If that was his opener not one person and John Mullaney's grandmother would know who he was.

She probably yelled TRUMP 2020 😂

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IKR LIKE THATS WHAT GEORGE CARLIN DID TO AND NO ONE NOTICED

i legit can’t tell when he’s doing that lmao

@@ashleyrene4127 6:34

@@allaboutroy7399 omg i just thought it was part of the script 😂

the SNL hyle squad have no chill

It was a *lie* ... to get a new *license*

I think the only thing that bugs me about this story is the fact that there is no RMV in Marblehead. Closest ones are Revere and that new Peabody/Danvers one.

Shes like funny af. Whats your favorite thing shes done ?

@@Dru_Won The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

@@Dru_Won Best in Show

@@Dru_Won Glee

@@Dru_Won guest starring in icarly and mostly glee

....clearly you have not heard "Salt and Pepper Diner" story. I put ONE stand up routine on my iTunes and that is it. BWWWAH BWWWWWAAA......WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT....wooooah, woah woooo oooooo!

What.... sksksk where can I find that

I never heard him do that but. Was it the infamous “cannibal cop”?

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@li wu lorne tryna save a buck lol

"It is wrong to say that one age group is better than another. That'd be like calling yourselves the greatest generation!" daaaaaaammmmmm gotem

I didn't even pay attention to the audience there. I was just thinking how great a joke that was.

he made tons of clever one-liners and jokes that flew past most of the audience

I believe SNL lets the hosts do stand up if they’re comfortable with it (usually stand up comedians). If someone without a stand up background hosts, or just a regular artist, they’ll do bits so the hosts have something to do in the monologue

Underrated comment 😂😂

The horse sent his flies to the hospital to infest it and the security guards did nothing to stop the flies

More like one doctor left and is being replaced by a new doctor who loses his watch in a patient more often than not and regularly forgets which office is his, but the board of directors likes the new doctor better despite clearly being not mentally fit to be a doctor anymore

you mean a lifetime career politician instead of a businessman and tv personality

@@felteair You missed the joke.

It's probably a movie script a friend is trying to push and he just spoiled it...

This comment brought me to the realization that both peEking into hundreds of homes AND peAking into hundreds of homes are likely equally illegal and will likely get your name on the same list.

@@ibieiniid4240 wtf is peaking?

@@SoundsSilver "you see, when two people love each other very much..."

I didn’t expect to relive my unresolved childhood trauma

Legend? What has he done?

@@alejandroalba391 Wrote some of the most memorable sketches and characters on the show. Stefon for example.

@@alejandroalba391 I never thought he was very funny. Guess it’s an NYC thing.

@@Luckyleft13 I'm sure your knock knock jokes and all the jokes you've read online and then told your friends as if you made it up are just hilarious

@@loganpowers1999 no I am a comedy guy. I have great taste in comedy. It’s subjective as an art form. I am sorry if my opinion hurts your feelings. He does well for himself just not very funny to me.

@kevin willems No. He's basically saying that both the candidates are from wealthy stock and they are getting their pockets lined with the money of wealthy corporations and special interest lobbyist. Therefore, the same American narrative goes forward. The rich keep getting richer, the poor keep getting poorer because of the likes of the two men that are running for office. Neither one is different from the other. They just wear a different badge.

@kevin willems He supports Bernie if that counts

@@camwestfall918 you can succeed in a system and still recognize others didnt, and that it needs to be solved.

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That was legendary. I still watch it when I need a moment of levity.

He was a Kappa LOL 💗💚 K❤

Literally had the Cha Cha song in my head all weekend when I knew he was hosting.

I really wanted a cha cha slide part 2 😂 lol

Beyoncé 1!

laalaa99stl yes, he said that. Good job.

Louder for the old folks in the back

He used that joke in a sketch a few years ago

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😂

Seems to me he's resolving them while we watch ;)

It seems to me he also has some unresolved sleepover issues

you’ve heard daddy issues, you’ve heard mommy issues, now get ready for grammy issues 🤗

John Mulaney IS unresolved issues

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middle ag- im offended for him lizzy

@@infideldog5421 I say 35+ is middle aged I’m sorry 😭 also it says I wrote this comment 3 weeks ago and it’s scaring me cause I swear I wrote this two days ago

@@lizzyd9082 that sense of utter confusion is how your relationship with time is going to be permanently, once you will be 35+ ! 😀 (but seriously, 35 is not middle age, most people don't die at 70)

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@Potato Dog panda.

100th like

Turns out it was hold my Whiskey and Cocaine. Jk good luck in recovery John.

Came here to say this. That was perfection!

What sleepover is he referring to?

@@alexmccollum7874 okay, thanks. Makes more sense on.

And when he finally gets to the part about the awkward exchange with the Dad- its all just there in your head- you've completely visualized everything- and he just ends the bit and you're an idiot. Sgreat.

Why did this actually happen to me?!

Word

*ageist

My favorite joke

My favorite line of the night.

Except that it was their children and grandchildren who coined the term, so......but I'm glad to see #millenials fail to see their own arrogance btw

I was fine with it.... until he insinuated that Trump supporters are the "new nazis". It never ceases to amaze me how so many keep falling for the emotional hyperbole that is the American left.

@@TheRayfield77 He never said Trump supporters. There is a literal increase of Neo-Nazis, White Nationalists, and White Supremacists that we are seeing. If he said “new nazis” and the first thing you thought of was “Trump supporters”, well....

@@robertmorris9219 the only place I see increasing white supremacists is entertainment and political rhetoric.

@@TheRayfield77 then get out more. Chinos, a polo and tiki torches are the new bomber jackets and romper stompers. This blindness is due to your lack of exposure.

@@Crossword131 horseshit. It's propaganda. They're creating a boogeyman to rally sheep to vote their way. I hate that they emphasize the darkest features of human nature to win, like fear, hate, envy. I hate even more that it works. It will most certainly lead to our fall as a country.

he is a tiger mom!

But he has such big femine hips

Lmao

Wow that tall child looks terrible!

@@RepublicofLogan nooo that's the thing he's sensitive about!

Isn't it obvious? Because he is one.

Because he's a young Asian American Woman!

Realistically? He has two sisters so he’s either been a witness to the bullying or has heard the horror stories 😂

Probably the little brother who was held prisoner by all the girls as a dress-up doll

@@sl1138utube my feeling is that this definitely happened 😂😂

Funny i saw up the ying yang

He's a hoot, so original, and cute as a button.

Dave Chappelle is gonna host after the election.

@@thatoneguy7024 Even better

this tall child looks less terrible

I knew it was familiar! I’m pretty sure he’s used the “I’m way uptown” joke before too.

Comedians have their favorite jokes, and so does the crowd. Ron White's "I got thrown out of a bar" bit is a crowd favorite, I guess John Mulaney's restaurant joke is one of his?

It's still a good joke tho. I hadn't heard it before so as long as he isn't stealing from other people I'm cool with it

reminds me of bert kreisher’s “the machine” bit. I think he literally has to tell it every time he’s on stage

Frankly, I think we should listen to the customer that's been eating at the restaurant for a while. They know which food is rotten.

* Looks around .... (nods up and down) I think he does

That's kinda what he's been doing, really.

I agree! It’ll be like creative freedom week for the writers

Twice a year!

Man that tall Asian American child with feminine hips looks the same as the last time he hosted

Yo. Yes.

Oh yeah!!!! I'm so excited.

No...the best storyteller of his generation is Roy Wood, Jr.

@@christansdad no

Amen the goat

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"Because some things can never be replaced." Sticks with me forever.

My favorite one. The greatest generation my ass!

For real.. And that's sad. We still fighting the same shit and this time we're not taking planes or boats to get to the battlefield.

This is a gold level quote.✊🏽✊🏽

The greatest generation are mostly passed away. Isn’t it the baby boomers getting in the way?

@R R Lol, I don’t think you understand what fascism is. Also, why do you think being American and being fascist are mutually exclusive?

Oh there you go

Adopted...

I want that to be the name of his next Netflix comedy special

@@johnk5398 The joke was about his grandmother.

or as they say on History Hyenas... "he's on the runaway and is ready for takeoff"

@Joe Flabeetz Like me trying to explain to my Silent Generation mother that fracking should be phased out because it's harmful to the environment. And trying to explain renewable energy for the betterment of our future generations. Doesn't work.

I’ve already memorized every joke he’s made, I need new material for whenever I have my next breakdown

@@waterlemonandfriends I watch his specials when I need cheering up (which has been a lot this year) and yeah. I need something new to add to the rotation, just so the old stories don't lose their charm with constant replaying.

Ikr!! I know all the jokes from his specials. Even when they’re background noise I find myself cracking up before he's even said the punch line.

What's new pussycat, whoa...

Lololol

ah the work he's done for the community T_T

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@Heather As demographics go, does it help that this tall child claims he was supposed to be gay? I didn't think so.

Which septuagenarian will win in this year's Elderly Man Contest? Tune in to find out!

Whoever wins I just hope it's not a creepy old pervert with a documented history of making women uncomfortable, blatant racism and a commitment to enrich the elite while the rest of society burns.

Red Forman would be a good candidate to vote for.

@@eclectica1 Until you see that episode where Red says that JFK was a filthy Commie, and that Nixon was the best president the U.S. has ever had at that point.

From my personal experience I can say that having a really funny Grandma is the best!

Ehhhh! I smell a robot!

@TS 1552 get some happy pills, dude..

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@TS 1552 I am guessing you didn't really watch it. It was great!!!

It’s like there’s a horse, loose in a hospital.

“nothing fundamentally is going to change”- john mulaney. And he is speaking the TRUTH!!!

Ehhhh some of it. I like his cadence and energy.

Just about to comment, "God, I needed this":)

You confused the word "we" with "I" dam auto correct!!

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Amen

“At ease” captures it perfectly! With most SNL hosts, even if their monologue is pretty good, there's a kind of constant tension as you expect them to fall flat, and when the monologue is over, a sense of relief. With Mulaney, there's none of that, he's just effortlessly funny, it's like breathing for him; it's such a joy to watch!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏🙏

He is so unfunny it hurts

@@diarmuid4071 He's magnificent.

Diarmuid why are u watching this video then

Well, considering that it's their job and all...

@@eclectica1 I know I just wish SNL would understand that and have more comics and less musicians and athletes (certain actors can be good)

You mean comedians but yes

@@jenniferlee9577 Do you not know the term “comic”?

Tbf not everyone can do stand up comedy, even if you are a good comedy actor. If they only let comics host then we wouldn’t have break out hosts like Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver, Ben Affleck or Tom Hanks etc.

We need this guy to be the first ever back to back host

@@clareflattery8720 He hosted the last in studio show on Feb 29. There were three shows, John again.

If he hosts again in 2021, he'll join the five timers club in four years.

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he is a part of the bouguasie

@@lightningbug8001 Well if we're supposed to eat the rich.......Mulaney doesn't look like he has too much meat on his bones.

@R R no❤️

down with the bourgougeoise!

@R R That's not how it works.....that's not how any of this works!!!