Biden Has the Most Dangerous Dog of All Time

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Biden Has the Most Dangerous Dog of All Time

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Recorded at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 5 ай бұрын

Hi Friends. Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Albany, Raleigh, Nashville, DC, Philly and more. Tickets are available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

@RandiBeeman 5 ай бұрын

Dude! Come to Chicago please!

@justgivenofox9543 5 ай бұрын

Then after Chicago come down to Saint Louis!

@johnnycovenant2286 5 ай бұрын

You missed the chance to say one of them Bridges must go to terabithia

@kimberlycriddle444 5 ай бұрын

I will be at the DC show

@fakshen1973 5 ай бұрын

Work that Portland having "organic crack" into a bit with Portland now offering "organic heroin"... that organic thing has legs either way.

@eyesonthepiescc 5 ай бұрын

The president's dog is out here Biden everybody.

@patbingsuyaa 5 ай бұрын

*badumm tsss*

@nicoplease8275 5 ай бұрын

😂 I see what you did 😏

@pridezilla1132 5 ай бұрын

That joke deserves more likes. Top tier dad joke right there

@eyesonthepiescc 5 ай бұрын

@@pridezilla1132 Much appreciated. God bless.

@rabidbunny1013 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@DelenaLearns 5 ай бұрын

"Call my daddy old again"! Lol so funny

@kennygwalk5328 5 ай бұрын

"you was talking all that good shd earlier" 😂

@angel_numbers 5 ай бұрын

@@kennygwalk5328say it again😅😂😂😂😂

@alexisa.4878 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@publicuser2534 4 ай бұрын

I’ve got a Belgian Malenois…He’s actually a gentle dog that likes to play. He’s been my service dog for ten years. A nurse stepped on his paw and he nipped her. I can’t bring him in to the VA anymore. He’s retired now though…he’s got cranky old man vibes. Dawg life!

@gregpendrey6711 4 ай бұрын

Laugh plant. I can't unhear it. 😂

@oliviaharris1245 5 ай бұрын

i hope the person with a deep grandmotherly chuckle in the audience is having a great day

@jessicaconner1242 5 ай бұрын

Yes

@brixgamez 5 ай бұрын

My exact thought.

@gladitsnotme 5 ай бұрын

I liked her too

@hockeygrrlmuse 5 ай бұрын

The absolute CACKLE

@Azzdude 4 ай бұрын

Roseanne Barr in the front row

@petergerdes1094 5 ай бұрын

I'm voting Commander for president. Then he gets to bite who he wants.

@DeadInside-ew8qb 5 ай бұрын

He definitely gets immunity

@toryhavoc3152 5 ай бұрын

More competent than either candidate

@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1 5 ай бұрын

yessir

@magnolia2 5 ай бұрын

And the First Lady’s cat for VP!

@Pink-Butterflies 5 ай бұрын

All that taxpayer money spent on secret police when he got Commander 😂😂

@moralfortitude...2217 5 ай бұрын

frfr

@yolandazach 3 ай бұрын

Best defense ever.

@shizukagozen777 2 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@russellstanley8884 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like they weren't respecting the chain of Commander.

@josiechaney9010 5 ай бұрын

🎯😄🤣

@yolandazach 3 ай бұрын

❤😂

@18Hongo 2 ай бұрын

Sounds like there should be less focus on the chain of Commander, and more focus on the chain ON Commander.

@klee88029 2 ай бұрын

@@18Hongo Very Witty, I love cerebral humor 👍🧓

@russellstanley8884 2 ай бұрын

@@18Hongo Or just learn not to fuck with a dog that clearly has some behavioral issues. Some dogs are high strung, either from trauma or poor training. Commander couldn't handle being around that many new and strange people without getting aggressive. That's why he's no longer at the White House. It just wasn't a good environment for him. Good thing his owner was a Democrat. A Republican may have just shot the dog.

@michellehammer1933 5 ай бұрын

"Call my daddy old again" 😂😂😂😂

@jackiesomoza58425t 5 ай бұрын

I double dog dare you lol

@aazhie 5 ай бұрын

xDDD omg no , but don't stop @@jackiesomoza58425t

@EamonWalsh 5 ай бұрын

I generally trust the judgement of dogs over people. Commander has his reasons.

@laydgemini7204 5 ай бұрын

Facts

@Stray.. 5 ай бұрын

Yep. And he lives among snakes in the grass! What else can be expected?😅

@rebeccageiger9110 5 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking!

@rebeccahicks2392 5 ай бұрын

Most dogs don't bite people. Commander has behavioral issues. Some dogs are friendly to everyone, others hate all strangers. It's not judgment about people, it's just temperament. Yes there are cases when a friendly dog exercises judgment to protect its owner, but that isn't the case here.

@squibbelsmcjohnson 5 ай бұрын

Exactly.. Darkness is all in the white house and that administration

@shamwow416 5 ай бұрын

Josh just MURDERED his first live Daily Show segment, I haven't heard the audience laugh that hard on any day that isn't a Monday. So proud of you, dude, can't wait to see you in the anchors' chair one day.

@bjdefilippo447 5 ай бұрын

I love him on the Daily Show, too.

@publicuser2534 4 ай бұрын

He’s killing it

@paulorganisation1 4 ай бұрын

He did well but come on.... calm down😂

@justinpitcock5312 4 ай бұрын

When Jon is done doing his thing Josh would be a great permanent host for the show.

@Bubaiel 3 ай бұрын

@@paulorganisation1 😑

@trishahardhearted 5 ай бұрын

I'm living for that lady's cackle!!!

@Taricus 5 ай бұрын

I think she's the one at the end that exclamed, "THAT'S SO FUNNYYYY!" while cackling away LOL! She couldn't breathe LOL!

@alexiswilliamsinc 5 ай бұрын

YES! I was about to comment how I love hearing quirky laughter that’s not just mine..

@ellenthomas5704 5 ай бұрын

She has a “beer hall” laugh 😂 The kind of laugh you can hear ALL the way across the beer hall 🤣😂🤣

@ellenthomas5704 5 ай бұрын

“Just get through it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God, my neighbors are gonna call the police on me for laughing so loud 😂

@vsb1971 5 ай бұрын

She sounds like Dulce Sloan!

@arianaink100 5 ай бұрын

Commander got that presidential pardon 24 times

@WilliamsPinch 5 ай бұрын

Commander is a good boy! 😂 He can’t help it that the White House staff all seem like reasonable threats lol

@FiresCollide 5 ай бұрын

Not the staff! He's pretty much only bitten Secret Service members. Just saying.

@eragonawesome 5 ай бұрын

@@FiresCollide He must be able to tell that they're trying to pretend to be something they aren't

@capuchinosofia4771 5 ай бұрын

holy fuuuuk @@FiresCollide

@drobinson413 3 ай бұрын

Not his fault OR his problem. 😂😂😂

@aoisora1445 2 ай бұрын

@@FiresCollide well they did fail to catch him falling down stairs multiple times, they are servicing no one

@cuttlepods 5 ай бұрын

Josh is the only comedian I've come across that's both a great storyteller and also doesn't recycle material.

@marklar51423 5 ай бұрын

Every comic recycles. They work their bits over time. Jokes change and evolve because of it. You just don't see it because you're not looking for it.

@misskari5046 5 ай бұрын

Right... so many comedians... i watch their old videos.. and it is the same stuff they are doing now...

@debbylou5729 5 ай бұрын

ALL comedians ‘recycle’ material. Do you think that they come up with a new act for every place they tour? 😄😄

@KOVIK 5 ай бұрын

@@debbylou5729 I mean, Josh Johnson is literally doing that. He has like 15 minutes of new material every week on this channel while he's out touring.

@marklar51423 5 ай бұрын

@KOVIK yeah, few people can pull it off without working a bit through for the sake of flow and cohesion. Duncan Trussel, Theo Von, Tim Dillon... they often throw away material for the sake of a funny podcast moment or a LoL over dinner with friends.

@joquishajoestar263 5 ай бұрын

Commander has mostly only bitten secret service and after that insurrection, he might be on to something 👀

@thatonegirlelaine 5 ай бұрын

Yup

@ladyjaysindeore1113 5 ай бұрын

Didn’t one of his dogs have to be sent home for biting?

@Wolfgang8-Y 5 ай бұрын

@ladyjaysindeore1113 Yes, Commander. That's what the video and the comment you're responding to are about.

@ladyjaysindeore1113 5 ай бұрын

@@Wolfgang8-Y I thought it had been a different dog that had been sent home. Wasn’t aware they let him return. My bad

@HarareIntCarnival 5 ай бұрын

@@ladyjaysindeore1113 that would be Major

@katrinalasala3061 5 ай бұрын

"I have not been here long. All of Portland happened to me today." 😂😂

@tracylasseter1285 3 ай бұрын

I moved here 15 years ago, and I'm realizing how desensitized I've become, but the first day I got here this is EXACTLY the feeling. I've sat in the weirdo stew for too long.

@dzpatnmiami 2 ай бұрын

Someone is cackling soo deliciously it stands out among the rest of the laughter. THAT is a person with joy in their heart. 😊

@FiresCollide 5 ай бұрын

I would just like to say that Commander only bites the Secret Service. That dog knows when dudes around his human are sus. Josh: "I'm sure they're very good at their jobs." Me: 😬

@phoenixyfriend 5 ай бұрын

Iirc the going theory is that most of the Secret Service are Maga types because that's just what the job attracts, and Commander can tell that they REALLY hate Biden. I believe the general message was "there are TWO 80yos in that building that those dogs are around constantly, and neither of them ever get knocked over by an overenthusiastic pup? That dog knows what it's doing and is completely intentional about it."

@saokasai 5 ай бұрын

This is a very German Shephard thing too, bred into the line. If an otherwise chill GS doesn't like someone, trust the dog not the person.

@johnn.2017 5 ай бұрын

We only know about the attacks on Secret Service because someone filed a Freedom Of Information Act. The FOIA didn't cover anyone else that might've been attacked by that dog at Camp David, the White House staff, etc.

@nosuchthingasshould4175 5 ай бұрын

Secret Service are beefy guys with guns and a past career in uniform. I guarantee most of them are rooting for the other guy. Commander knows.

@FiresCollide 5 ай бұрын

@@nosuchthingasshould4175 Yeeep. There's a reason why it was widely reported when he was elected that Biden didn't trust the old SS left over from Trump and installed his own trusted agents around him.

@Laura-mi3nv 5 ай бұрын

Commander is probably just 100% pissed off because the secret service keeps letting Joe fall down!

@MouseNZ 5 ай бұрын

Probably more pissed off that they let Joe hang around Commander nude, sexually harrassing it

@leoscheibelhut940 5 ай бұрын

Nah, Commander is angry because some of those goons supported chump on January 6th! He knows who the baddies are!

@johnn.2017 5 ай бұрын

@@leoscheibelhut940If your dog bit more than a couple of people it would be taken away from you and put down and you would most likely have multiple lawsuits against you.

@adafrost6276 5 ай бұрын

@@johnn.2017 If the president has the power to pardon a turkey every year, then the prez has the power to pardon a dog 100%.

@andrewevenson2657 5 ай бұрын

@@adafrost6276to be fair the president isn’t pardoning turkeys convicted of battery or assault. He just picks a random turkey and says “you do not need to die.” Then tons of other turkeys are slain.

@danielmejorado6098 5 ай бұрын

I love Commander is pre-emptively protecting the Commander in Chief. That's some top tier dedication to your job.

@kikigirlkauai 5 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤

@thisisit333 5 ай бұрын

Dogs have a keen sense as to evil mofos lurking in the WH! As a Portlander…I love my city, but I will admit…you’re right! We absolutely Keep It Weird!!! 😂😂😂

@magnolia2 5 ай бұрын

I believe you. Your profile pic is a vibe.

@annajane8890 5 ай бұрын

As another person from the area...yeah. I kind of miss it, honestly.

@ccvv1119 5 ай бұрын

They should be biting Biden then

@jennifercoleman6218 5 ай бұрын

He bit the secret service members mostly, he's a rescue, I don't think they handled him properly

@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 5 ай бұрын

@@jennifercoleman6218 probably has issues with sudden unexpected movements, that can be a thing in rescues AND a thing in old dogs who's vision is going. I can imagine a secret service dude accidentally "sneaking up" and startling the old dog.

@user-lm9fy2ce8s 5 ай бұрын

"One of those bridges gotta go to Narnia" My mans don't know about Terabithia

@natv55 5 ай бұрын

I read that book in school 😭

@saoirsevicteoiria2759 5 ай бұрын

I suspect he does. I wouldn't want to kill the vibe with Terabithia.

@TaylorAmani 5 ай бұрын

Been looking for this comment 😅

@mlroberson 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, but that bridge is on the other side of the city.

@nikistevenson1550 5 ай бұрын

👏👏👏

@maryrosekent8223 5 ай бұрын

I’ve been watching this young man for a decade or so, and he just keeps getting better and better and better! And he doesn’t really repeat himself.

@kikigirlkauai 5 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤

@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 5 ай бұрын

It's TRUE! It makes me sad when I like a particular comedian and when I try to look them up it's the same jokes in different settings. Josh just gives me the vibe that we're just co workers having a conversation on break or something 😅 The delivery just flows so naturally.

@kingdavid_esq 5 ай бұрын

Has he been doin comedy that long? He's like 24...

@LilDrummergurl48 5 ай бұрын

Yep, he doesn't repeat, but he does build on his own themes. Does anyone remember the bit about his friend's anxious emotional support dog that yelps like a human? I swear this man is playing 4 dimensional comedic chess.

@zezgiacaracar7743 5 ай бұрын

@@kingdavid_esq he's 34 🌟

@juicymiss87 5 ай бұрын

“Yea but you not always over there. Sometimes you over here and over here doesn’t have a bridge” 😂😩😂

@josiechaney9010 5 ай бұрын

🎯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

@juliehill9247 3 ай бұрын

It’s true - sometimes I don’t like the one side - so I drive to the other - I help keep Portland weird - lol

@lorajacks3367 Күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@viviana3083 5 ай бұрын

Love the ladys lough, she was having a time

@LindaC616 5 ай бұрын

Yes! Almost sounds like Dulce, a hearty laugh

@ivsbanks 5 ай бұрын

I thought it was Dulce! 😂

@lovelyone2508 5 ай бұрын

Right 😂😂. That would've been me too

@Ticamo77 5 ай бұрын

Commander is removing traitors and insurgents. 😂😂

@Onora619 4 ай бұрын

I’ve grown up with German shepherds and have lived with them most of my adult life. Commander is being a German Shepherd. They are very protective of their person and may be a tad neurotic by nature. Commander is a dog with an atypical human and daily finds himself in an atypical environment with many strange people who give off various degree of “dangerous” and he wants to protect his pack. He’s being exactly what he was made to be. Not saying it’s okay that he bit and most well trained Shepherds don’t have that problem, but they’re not in the White House either.

@stevehall383 5 ай бұрын

Just my opinion, but I think Josh Johnson is the funniest man in America.

@psingleton68 5 ай бұрын

I think he is like a young Chapelle but funnier than Chapelle at that age. Love his comedy!

@beverleyreid563 5 ай бұрын

He's quite intelligent and good looking to boot!

@blackhawk9113 5 ай бұрын

Yes he is up and coming. Just don't put on the dress

@mrsnet6654 5 ай бұрын

@@blackhawk9113 or use the N word. He's funny without using it like too many of the other top black comics

@purodeathcore 4 ай бұрын

and it’s not even close tbh

@amyellen3845 5 ай бұрын

Everyone should be allowed to bite if a stranger tries to pet you. 😂

@michellemoore4585 5 ай бұрын

🙂😉😄😆🤣🤣

@JB-bm1to 5 ай бұрын

When I was pregnant Lordy knows I wanted to!

@icingcake 4 ай бұрын

Mood….

@kathymisuraca5047 3 ай бұрын

@@JB-bm1toI might have. Those last 4 weeks are a blur

@JB-bm1to 3 ай бұрын

@@kathymisuraca5047 🤣🤣 I feel you sis!

@JenniferKlumpp 5 ай бұрын

The suggestion that makes most sense to me is that Commander is very protective and the secret service has definitely got some people still on staff that are loyal to the former guy (see: the fact that all the secret service texts from 1/5 and 1/6 got deleted 'somehow') and Commander can tell what's what.

@tigerunicornpegases 5 ай бұрын

Ooo didn't know bout them texts 👀

@sohininandi5742 5 ай бұрын

he is only biting secret service personnel. that is a bit odd. if he was a reactive dog he would have bit other people on staff in WH.

@WookieWoman 5 ай бұрын

@@sohininandi5742 Dogs can sense stress and anxiety. Secret Service is almost always on high alert because they have to be. My English Mastiff can sense my anxiety and whines/barks at me about it (which makes it worse 😂).

@RebekahCurielAlessi 5 ай бұрын

Dogs do read pictures (you know, the imagery in a person's mind) and may be sensing intention.

@bobh9492 5 ай бұрын

The dog knows the ss is full of ppl that aren’t protecting

@MazzieMay 5 ай бұрын

Alright, you convinced me. I’ll vote for Biden so Commander gets a redemption arc

@DDDDDDD34 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@kogasoldier9379 5 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly. Both candidates suck, but more commander stories are far better than what we had with the previous admin.

@MeanBeanComedy 4 ай бұрын

I like having groceries. 😬😬😬

@kogasoldier9379 4 ай бұрын

@@MeanBeanComedy try being European then. Their rate of inflation is higher with a trump facsimile in office….

@That.Lady.withtheYarn 4 ай бұрын

@@MeanBeanComedyblame the companies for price gouging because it’s not just here it’s everywhere

@RousingGalore13 5 ай бұрын

Commander probably walk with his head high and teeth showing 😂

@sophifoxqueen3890 5 ай бұрын

I’m convinced Commander is the reincarnation of either the raccoon that the Coolidge family had or Alice Roosevelt- back to cause chaos in the Whitehouse and live their best life

@aintdatabic 4 ай бұрын

Bruh! 🤣🤣🫡 Iykyk

@7scrolls321 3 ай бұрын

Let's be honest. It's prolly Alice

@KidVolcano 2 ай бұрын

Rosemary Kennedy

@AHilly 5 ай бұрын

You can tell that the city likes bridges, there is a picture of one behind him. 😂

@sherryburke6398 5 ай бұрын

I loved listening to this crowd responding to you. Those folks sound fun!

@merp9211 5 ай бұрын

That’s right. Commander is Ten Toes Down for Biden. 😂

@TiggerIsMyCat 5 ай бұрын

16 toes down? 😂 (dogs have 4 toes per paw)

@merp9211 5 ай бұрын

@@TiggerIsMyCat I just Googled it. They have 5 “fingers” on each front paw and 4 “toes” on each rear paw. 🤣 Commander is 18 Toes Down. That’s what I call a Ride or Die….

@TiggerIsMyCat 5 ай бұрын

@@merp9211 It depends on whether you count the dew claw as a toe. It is the remnant of the 5th toe, but I don't think I'd personally count it as one now. But it's debatable

@merp9211 5 ай бұрын

@@TiggerIsMyCat That’s fair🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

@Ka-kai 2 ай бұрын

I had a dog who had extra toes...

@judahisreal4678 5 ай бұрын

Finally a commander that takes a bite out of crime

@mr_wallahi187 5 ай бұрын

That 1 lady having the time of her life. Same sis😭🙏🔥🇿🇦

@JB-bm1to 5 ай бұрын

Omg I can't wait! Josh is the ONLY person I'll turn notifications on for.

@JustMe_OhWell 5 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@Taricus 5 ай бұрын

He's only one of 2 people for me LOL!

@JB-bm1to 5 ай бұрын

@@Taricuswho’s the other?

@FrisbeeGirl 5 ай бұрын

OHMAHGAH the dead stare side step package adjustment "Call my daddy old agin..." This will haunt me in the best/worst most inappropriate situations moving forward. Bless you, Josh!

@cemcinturf 5 ай бұрын

Call my daddy old again is😊 definitely something a dog would say😂

@sadegarner2660 5 ай бұрын

Commander only biting the ppl who shudnt be there 😂😂😂. He can smell the bull

@nulllex0099 5 ай бұрын

I feel like this is the perfect chance to remind everyone that the 3rd president or one of the first ones had a goat that killed a child on White House grounds and he just sent the goat back home. There it killed 11 other goats, and at that point costing property, it was put down.

@sondraedwards5205 5 ай бұрын

😵😵‍💫🤯🫥

@khrp7174 5 ай бұрын

@@sondraedwards5205😮

@johrathbun 5 ай бұрын

Was the goat's name...Black Phillip?!

@tessmith7340 5 ай бұрын

😮

@wordforger 5 ай бұрын

TR's children terrorizedthe cabinet with their pet snakes.

@hayleyhellbound9513 5 ай бұрын

I’m with you on the name. Remember the times when it was a dog named Bo or a cat named Socks? Non threatening animal names!

@lisamajdub8917 5 ай бұрын

I was reading an article about Joe Biden once, a long time ago, and it mentioned "Commander Biden". I thought....when did Joe Biden serve in the military?...I don't remember him ever saying he served in the military. It hit me though, don't worry....I got it.

@18Hongo 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, but when the WH pet was Eric Trump it definitely lost a bit of the charm.

@enneaux1071 5 ай бұрын

I'm with Commander. I think he's biting people who don't like Biden.

@moralityisnotsubjective5 5 ай бұрын

That's starting to include members of his own party.

@mightymodo 5 ай бұрын

So everybody?

@COSjultrakay 5 ай бұрын

Yea Biden gets a lot more hate than he deserves considering the mess he walked into 😊

@PaulRudd1941 5 ай бұрын

@@COSjultrakay the US has been a mess ever since Raegan stepped into the white house with his "trickle down" economics.

@Hiforest 5 ай бұрын

Or bad people. I trust the dog. Lol

@tiffakang4525 5 ай бұрын

Boy this man can make material out of ANYTHING!😂

@kiraweaver8039 Ай бұрын

He bites secret service for never catching his daddy when he falls 😂❤

@kellidinit3725 5 ай бұрын

Just made me like the dog more. 😂😂

@masterwarden1 5 ай бұрын

Side conversations with death 😂😂😂

@eldersun9877 5 ай бұрын

You're doing such a GREAT job Sir . Thank you for your time and your talent. Laughter heals . 🇺🇸👍

@ElduroJamCub 5 ай бұрын

That woman laughing was hilarious 😂

@uhhuuhhuhuhhh 5 ай бұрын

I was at this show, the KFC bit took the cake for me personally. Brought the house down. Great show Josh!

@LindaC616 5 ай бұрын

Someone's laugh sounds like Dulce's

@jasonkrantz3643 5 ай бұрын

I was there too. It was a great set!

@Niteporte 5 ай бұрын

I was in the second row for this show DIRECTLY next to the drunk guy with the cackling laugh. And behind the woman who kept raising her hand but Josh was fantastic. I’ll definitely get tickets when he comes back!

@rhondaragsdale 4 ай бұрын

The bridge you are referring to, Josh - it’s the Bridge to Terabithia. To get to Narnia, you must find the hidden closet in the back of a vegan restaurant.

@angeleide1344 5 ай бұрын

Yessss😂They’re German shepherds; bred to protect. And there are men with guns approaching his human…although 24 times wow

@STate-lt8xq 4 ай бұрын

“Never said 24 people.” 😂

@greggatesjr1301 5 ай бұрын

So glad we got to see you in person at this show! You’re so prolific with your work. It’s AMAZING how many news stories you turn into material so quickly, then post it, and move on to more relevant new stuff every week. 💪🤓👍

@CStuekey87 5 ай бұрын

Ill save this for 2 a.m. while I'm at work and need a laugh.

@HereGoesKevin 4 ай бұрын

Did you not forget to watch this at 2AM?

@CStuekey87 4 ай бұрын

@@HereGoesKevin did I remember to watch it?

@luispiros 4 ай бұрын

@@CStuekey87yo update us man

@cashmoney2898 4 ай бұрын

Ooh. I am not the only one working the night shifts.😊

@CStuekey87 4 ай бұрын

@@cashmoney2898 there are dozens of us! Dozens!

@chardawk Ай бұрын

I visited Portland for the first time last year and his description was so spot on! “Organic crack” had me dying!

@altdeadpool8509 5 ай бұрын

I wish I could have made it up to Portland to see you! You were so close yet so far, lol. And the crack isn't organic but our meth is locally sourced. 😂

@gracehenriquez8611 5 ай бұрын

The bridge in the background 😂

@jennifercoleman6218 5 ай бұрын

Commander is a RESCUE remember that! You never know what he went through BEFORE and i will say they SHOULD have put him through obedience classes

@taylorwalker7417 5 ай бұрын

12 bridges. Laughs in Pittsburghese😂

@08ranaiu 4 ай бұрын

Ngl a little confused by this; he lives in nyc; 17 bridges and 4 tunnels to manhattan alone…

@GirmaKassa-ip7ht 3 ай бұрын

@@08ranaiuwhat’s the population of Portland?

@08ranaiu 3 ай бұрын

@@GirmaKassa-ip7httouché

@jesseszymcik3026 2 ай бұрын

Second dog that’s biting Secret Service members. It sounds like the Secret Service is doing something wrong.

@natsusatsujinki8342 5 ай бұрын

Plot twist...dog is really Joe Bitin 😂

@shantimarie904 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@LindaC616 5 ай бұрын

👏👏👏

@lovelyone2508 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Simplelivingslowliving 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t

@JH-ky4jf 5 ай бұрын

Primo level dad joke 😂

@fhkFaith Ай бұрын

That dog is surrounded by politicians all day! The vibes ain't good! He has to bite'em.

@michelenj312 5 ай бұрын

Can we get Biden and Commander on The Dog Whisperer? I want to see that episode!!😂

@fenyxrzn 5 ай бұрын

I'd totally watch this! 😂

@trillium.3.24 5 ай бұрын

That's what I'm sayin'!

@silentdecay 5 ай бұрын

Duuuuuuuuuuuude. You fantastic. Taking over the scene for very many & very many greats about too / may be in need of retiring. You lock in on some great and subtle and killer insights...near in real time. Your timing & also social timing with delivery etc is just forever listenable, fun, funny and great. Thank you. Hope to see you in April 2025

@silentdecay 5 ай бұрын

2024 .. yet, 2025 is still cool

@mokasaam1819 3 ай бұрын

@@silentdecaythat Shawn you knew when comedy is good when people time travel just to rewatch it.

@So-Nonchalant 5 ай бұрын

Just 12 bridges? Come to Pittsburgh and find out how many we have lol. Could be called bridgeburgh 🤣😂

@Bernie_is_eepy 5 ай бұрын

your bridges PALE in comparison, Portland bridges are works of art I EAT YOUR BRIDGES

@rayay248 5 ай бұрын

“You’re tryna block blessings” got me 😂

@wbpstoryteller 4 ай бұрын

There is this one lifelong smoker lady laughing so close to the mic on a lot of these....gotta be the same woman 😂

@melissabrown6254 5 ай бұрын

Check out the number of bridges Pittsburgh has..... they have 446. the most bridges in the world. Organic crack LOL

@lwnf360 5 ай бұрын

Hey now, only like 28 of them cross the rivers 😆

@Bernie_is_eepy 5 ай бұрын

Your bridges suck. Portland bridges are supreme. Your guys studied our bridges to make your. (Lighthearted)

@melissabrown6254 5 ай бұрын

LOL I don't even live there, another comedian did a bit about it when he was in Pittsburg. I think there are only a few bridges where I live.@@Bernie_is_eepy

@LiveNoobster 5 ай бұрын

That organic Crack joke took me completely out 😂😂😂

@handsinknead77 2 ай бұрын

@@LiveNoobster I have lived in Oregon a number of years ago and I can absolutely see that to being true. Hahaha!

@carabounu 5 ай бұрын

There’s one person in the crowd whose laugh is like mine, a hyena laugh, and it’s got me cackling almost as much as your jokes

@stephanielove1290 5 ай бұрын

It sounds like Dulce is in the audience 😂 Someone with a great laugh is having the time of her life! This is a great show & the joyous laughs make it even more fun. Thanks for a fun time, it’s a great way to recover from a crappy day. Grateful❤

@driggs2109 5 ай бұрын

That one lady is having the TONE OF HER LIFE!!!! 😂😂

@kikigirlkauai 5 ай бұрын

Organic crack. Cracked me up.. pun intended. Very funny 😂😂😂 love you. Peace and joy to ya’all. You are the best

@chrisdavis2161 5 ай бұрын

"...yeah but sometimes you not over there... you over here" *spits drink* PFFttTT

@Dizzle93 5 ай бұрын

“You was talking all that good shit earlier” 😂😂😂

@swiftrian 4 ай бұрын

Commander Biden really be hearing "Bite em" when being properly addressed

@whispermason8052 5 ай бұрын

Commenting on this , far in advance, shows the world that even time travelers get messed up by daylight savings time and this needs to stop.

@trinjuwan4422 4 ай бұрын

Commander: " call my daddy old again"...🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

@marzthescum3113 5 ай бұрын

Commander biting everyone who was talking about Biden he standing on business for his owner…..😂😂😂😂

@mpierre3026 5 ай бұрын

Imagine it comes out that everyone commander bit was part of a secret plot against biden 😂😂

@janicebutler9066 5 ай бұрын

Dogs are very smart. They can sense things we cant. Commander is probably defending his dad. What a good boy 😊

@gl1723 5 ай бұрын

Josh...12 Bridges of Portland is a book begging to be written by Nicholas Sparks. 😂😂😂 This was a terrific set! 🔥🔥🔥

@yolandazach 3 ай бұрын

Josh, you're amazing, you're delivery, timing, you deserve All the best in life.❤

@dyanaprajna4556 5 ай бұрын

It's hard to find someone funnier than Josh. It always makes my day to see a new video.

@K10House 5 ай бұрын

I'm dead --- the only city that might have organic cr8ck 😂😂😂

@DaveGrease-og8oo 5 ай бұрын

My Morning tea is on the floor now thank you 😂😂😂 Dont pull back on me !! 😂😂😂😂

@greggoreo6738 5 ай бұрын

He has the skill to hear his audience, to Pace his audience, to take the pulse of His listeners, and he RESPECTS his peers. He is truly a SUPER STAR in my ledger! Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach CA Etats Unis

@Syl-Vee 5 ай бұрын

Since it seems he bites the secret service, I'm thinking Commander is a little jealous and feels he should be the one protecting the family.

@dshepherd107 5 ай бұрын

I see why you’re a writer for the Daily Show. Geesuz you’re funny. Bridge City my guy 😂 I lived there for over 8yrs when I did research, & you pegged that place perfectly Josh!! 😁