I Somehow Got a World Record Speedrun
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I've been watching videos about speedrunning for years but I've always been too intimidated to try it out...so I figured I would dive in and document my entire process to see if I can get a world record speedrun. Enjoy!
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@kurtisconner 3 жыл бұрын
ATTENTION NEW VIEWERS OF THIS VIDEO: as of May 6th, 2021; me record was beaten :( i knew it was only a matter of time but i'm gonna try to get it back!
@PepperoniCuts 3 жыл бұрын
Oh sh*t here we again
@illuminatitime796 3 жыл бұрын
kurtis please go to fucking bed
@gaiangalaxy3198 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I literally just clicked
@jackoshmako1193 3 жыл бұрын
😔 at least you had it
@pinkelephant4153 3 жыл бұрын
Nooooooo
@kiera8054 3 жыл бұрын
guys kurtis invented speedrunning what a legend
@espicfh 3 жыл бұрын
DOOM weeps quietly in the corner
@doxaweit 3 жыл бұрын
U GOT A HEART FROM THE MAYOR CONGRATSS
@kiera8054 3 жыл бұрын
@@doxaweit AH THANKS
@biggaylol5438 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, wonder when he had the time between being the mayor of a town with a 2.97 mil population and making content.
@theboyofwonders3112 3 жыл бұрын
😳
@timhyde1726 3 жыл бұрын
the chainsmokers “hey” joke will go down in history as why the heck did I laugh at that
@-maya-6498 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNY
@aquablueyt3700 3 жыл бұрын
I was wheezing for 30 seconds straight. I can't-
@birdie4793 3 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard
@earthtoj9 3 жыл бұрын
WHY WAS IT SO FUNNY??
@Oley44 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@fox_kingofpancakes Жыл бұрын
the guy that originally had the record went back and reclaimed it 💀💀 thats the funniest shit ive ever seen. poor kurt tho
@kamsydraws Жыл бұрын
I'm telling ypu 🤣🤣
@N0T_MY_N4M3 9 ай бұрын
someone on the leaderboard is literally named “KurtisConnerIsTrash” the utter disrespect. that is our mayor their taking about
@diancavilla6422 8 ай бұрын
Watching this way later in the future and seeing this comment crushes me 😭😔
@sebastiengermain506 8 ай бұрын
and still cannot beat his time haha@@N0T_MY_N4M3
@nishitagoel3210 4 ай бұрын
I just checked it and damn....that guy is committed.
@gh0stym0sty27 2 жыл бұрын
Normal Speedrunners: The #01 Time is stuck in my head until I beat it Kurtis: I forgor 💀
@imagery5425 2 жыл бұрын
He forgor 💀
@kronemerj 2 жыл бұрын
He frogger🐸
@dojo3011 2 жыл бұрын
He fog🌫
@_.eclipse Жыл бұрын
He forgor 💀
@hanamaryam7882 Жыл бұрын
He forgor⚒
@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis getting the world record on the last day, and thinking he didn't get the world record is like something STRAIGHT out of a movie.
@natalieisabela5282 3 жыл бұрын
and the fact that he beat the record by a SECOND
@adoriinu 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori, my fellow comrade (I am so sorry, I couldn't hold that one back ; I saw the spiral, my brain screamed "UNUS ANNUS").
@genericname2747 3 жыл бұрын
@@adoriinuUNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
@josha2141 3 жыл бұрын
@@genericname2747 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!
@althealligator1467 3 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that it was literally his last run, and he beat it by one second.
@aggy_swagg9061 3 жыл бұрын
kurtis: "I've never been this angry" kurtis: *yelling in lowercase*
@bayan8532 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah fr I wish I was this chill
@jewelxiat 3 жыл бұрын
Those damn chill Canadians... 🤣
@mynutzyaya 3 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
@ayla5909 3 жыл бұрын
literally so composed
@BlackMantius 3 жыл бұрын
Being Canadian myself, I can say that quiet anger is no more chill than loud anger, only more polite.
@danclaydon6588 2 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how absurd it is that he finally beat the record by ONE SECOND on his LAST ATTEMPT ever. And even funnier that he didn't even realise straight away
@AaronAlias Жыл бұрын
cause he kinda talked about it himself in the video? 🤔
@kaskaskas 11 ай бұрын
They’re not saying we have to talk about it because he didn’t notice himself 🙄🙄 just that we should talk about it because it’s insane. It’s almost like that’s the point of being in the audience.
@spawnpoint111 10 ай бұрын
@@kaskaskasokay
@MoonyD-yy4xm 10 ай бұрын
I thought it was 2 seconds more?
@tylerblalack6684 6 ай бұрын
@@kaskaskasthe point of watching shit is to talk about it with immature strangers on the internet? Fuck I've been doing it wrong my whole life
@janationaltreasure Жыл бұрын
the actual disrespect of the people that hopped on there to move kurt from #1 to #5. it's the law to be nice to kurt and they BROKE IT
@gayraccoon353 9 ай бұрын
Death penalty >:(
@biggestastiest 7 ай бұрын
EXILE!!!!!!
@intoxicatedrazzledazzle 4 ай бұрын
gotta give ‘em the french revolution special
@clownestfan 3 ай бұрын
NOT citizens of kurist town >:(
@FunkVT 3 ай бұрын
you gotta always get a faster run tho!
@sophia-np2wl 3 жыл бұрын
i can't believe you tricked me into watching a video about golf
@salma3519 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@avery3938 3 жыл бұрын
Fr I hate golf
@kuromi8384 3 жыл бұрын
no literally
@radio227 3 жыл бұрын
Thx for commenting this, didn’t know it was about golf clicking off
@avery3938 3 жыл бұрын
@@radio227 no it’s a good video
@ellies5431 3 жыл бұрын
The passive aggression toward his dad really killed me
@arianadejesus7 3 жыл бұрын
fr omg he really was firing shots left & right 💀😭
@stela9046 3 жыл бұрын
when?
@stela9046 3 жыл бұрын
i think i missed that
@lindamukarakate7511 3 жыл бұрын
@@stela9046 the intro to the video when he was talking about his biological father getting him an N64 and he could only use it at his house blah blah blah
@mjgray192 3 жыл бұрын
@@stela9046 starts at 3:25
@bighoodie4315 Жыл бұрын
Kurtis has currently been bumped down to 5th best speedrun in that specific category, a full minute and 27 seconds behind the current #1 spot. RIP.
@kufASMR Жыл бұрын
Damnnnn, hey he had it at one point at least
@data-_- Жыл бұрын
The person who has first is actually brocis420, the person who had it in the first place. He came back for revenge
@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog Жыл бұрын
@@data-_- and brocis said that his wr had a “slow start” and “decent middle”
@ladyibis580 Жыл бұрын
@@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog It's like when an artist says 'have a look, it's just a doodle/sketch' and it's the fucking Sistine Chapel.
@rubengerritsen6868 10 ай бұрын
it's the same guy even, what a villain story
@jessu5105 Жыл бұрын
the fact that brocis420 got his record back is kind of beautiful
@PissyLissy Жыл бұрын
Wait, he did? Lmao good for him
@christinefinnie6468 Жыл бұрын
And the time he got was insane…. 👏🏻
@I_love_mjj 11 ай бұрын
I don’t know why, but when I read this, I started crying… it’s not beautiful it’s betrayal! It’s criminal! It’s absurd!!!
@mickeynotmouse 11 ай бұрын
He deserves it too
@justagalwhocomments 9 ай бұрын
FAKERS OF KURTISTOWN all jokes aside it is wholesome❤
@brynnawill7475 3 жыл бұрын
kurtis: nobody beat my record all 11 people in the world who own this game: just try and stop me
@AndrewJW 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have this dog shit game 😂
@sauleaseviciute5668 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewJW congratulations! You're one of the eleven
@thatoneguy9582 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewJW speedrun
@nokiohascontent 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewJW speedrun
@universal_stupidity 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewJW speedrun
@KimdraStBiryukova 3 жыл бұрын
"I've never been so angry in my entire life." Kurtis' anger: "Ah dang it."
@ryshow9118 3 жыл бұрын
Those are expletives for our canuck friends
@rileyd7250 3 жыл бұрын
“Gosh darn it!”
@Champion_Vapor 3 жыл бұрын
canadian rage is not to bad
@mangolorian6627 3 жыл бұрын
His anger surprised me I almost fell out my seat I’ve never seen him so mad
@abbymockensturm7682 2 жыл бұрын
@@kenzyecollins1199 well it’s a lot better than americans 🤣
@RandomPerson-zx8ze Жыл бұрын
“*like* thirty one minutes” don’t lie kurtis. you know the exact time. you were proud of it and memorized it.
@demi_lynnx Жыл бұрын
Updated top 5 leaderboard as of April 21, 2023 1st place: 10m 15s - brocis420 2nd place: 10m 39s - FxTourmaline41 3rd place: 11m 03s - rusto 4th place: 11m 27s - FunkyABBA 5th place: 11m 42s - kurtisconner
@Milk73278 2 ай бұрын
tisk tisk. can't believe they beat our mayor
@c8517 3 жыл бұрын
This video is secretly just Kurtis giving us a tutorial on how to be a good father via anecdotal evidence.
@ashikjaman1940 3 жыл бұрын
The secret: golf
@almscurium 3 жыл бұрын
Anecdotal evidence for what?
@livingirl92 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO YO THIS IS THE SMARTEST COMMENT IVE EVER READ
@kelceyfirth 3 жыл бұрын
@@almscurium of how to be a good father
@duhbigweiner665 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@cookiepredator1 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtistown’s official sport is now this game
@lonnybunny3227 3 жыл бұрын
It's the official sport but it's also illegal
@SomebodyUnamed 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@strawhatsmanager 3 жыл бұрын
@@lonnybunny3227 yep
@frogking5298 3 жыл бұрын
as it should be
@dingodog711 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@eyebrows1719 Жыл бұрын
I think this video has become my comfort video or something because I keep coming back to it and enjoy it just as much every time. Idk what it is but I always end up watching it whenever I go on a mini Kurtis binge and this video does it for me every time.
@citruslimequat Жыл бұрын
it makes me so sad that his record has been beaten after going on this emotional journey of a youtube video
@ryja3z Жыл бұрын
same, this is my favorite video all time he's made, i always come back to it. fushigi is a good competitor
@eyebrows1719 Жыл бұрын
@@ryja3z omg not you commenting when I just rewatched this again two days ago LMAOOOOO I forgot I even commented but yess the fushigi one is so good too!
@Deafkid97 7 ай бұрын
Speed-running comfort by watching a comfort video about speed-running
@olivia7782 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I've been wondering why I vibed more with Kurtis specifically over people like Danny and Drew and now it all makes sense: Sega Genesis and Divorce
@RizzlerLegacy 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: I have never been this angry in my life. Him being Angry: :| :(
@Juanmaligno 3 жыл бұрын
He literally cried lol he was big mad and I understand lol
@sanskritiiyer9785 3 жыл бұрын
exactly my thoughts lmaoo
@saucysacrilegious 3 жыл бұрын
it's cuz he's canadian
@ilymitski Жыл бұрын
me being angry looks the same
@BaBaBaBenny 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Kurtis Conner and his childhood best friend Connor Kurtis.
@BT405 3 жыл бұрын
The level of ego I had to go to the comments not expecting this joke to already be made
@haleighturner8274 3 жыл бұрын
@@BT405 SAME LMAOOO
@atch300 2 жыл бұрын
With his trusty dog Curtis Konner
@JingleShoes 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking 😭😭😭))
@velkarious 2 жыл бұрын
What about Curtis Konner?
@bigzybonam 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis, you're now 4th in the leaderboard, blow off that cartridge and get back on top brother
@mersephone 2 жыл бұрын
I know what the title said and I know you were foreshadowing the win that whole time, but I was still holding my breath dude. Maybe it was the music and the flashback clips but we were all cheering for you. Amazing video my guy.
@mbell3609 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of your girlfriend hearing you rage at a 90s N64 golf game for hours a day is just hysterical to me.
@willowmarie218 3 жыл бұрын
And she's like "babe you really have to stop this I'm worried"
@artnerd3727 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly during this whole video I was thinking poor Jenna
@hannah-dj8hc 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Bo what
@camillehebert479 3 жыл бұрын
i kept imagining him ranting about a stupid golf game at the dinner table after she asked about his day
@SimonVanliew26 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Bo yeah bro you clearly don’t follow kurtis on Instagram lmao his girlfriend is hotter than anyone that’s ever looked at you my guy
@Bookofjenesis888 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Kurtis express his frustration by saying “cmon man” is so funny to me
@Sydney-Casket-Base 3 жыл бұрын
canadian rage is very mellow
@TeamRonify 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden energy
@dansenkat 3 жыл бұрын
right? i would have been cursing like a sailor
@CupidFeathers 3 жыл бұрын
dude he literally sounds like he's doing one of his skits when he's angry
@galileodos4329 3 жыл бұрын
@@dansenkat yea same I would just run out of curses and curse because of that
@Lily-xg1qq 9 ай бұрын
If someone would have told me that they had a record of beating the water temple in 31 minutes I would have been so amazed 💀 it took me like a week to get through
@Username5278234 2 жыл бұрын
BRUH BROCIS CAME BACK WITH A 10:15 AND IS STILL AT THE TOP, WHAT A LEGEND
@ella-ie6ys 3 жыл бұрын
kurtis has been suffering for the past 3 weeks and we had no idea
@irrelevancyiskey9992 3 жыл бұрын
dude i didn't think anyone still had this as their profile picture... i thought i suddenly developed dementia at 18
@rita9942 3 жыл бұрын
For real 😭💀
@IrideLastMtb 3 жыл бұрын
No no, Kurtis has just been evolving into the ultimate gamer
@guy136 3 жыл бұрын
@@IrideLastMtb I’d say that’s suffering as well lol
@headmelter 3 жыл бұрын
If ANYBODY takes this poor man’s 1st place - I’m hunting you down.
@MG3B92 3 жыл бұрын
I just bought a copy, I want to see how crazy that time is myself
@vianna9428 3 жыл бұрын
If Mayor Kurtis is sad I’m sad, Id Mayor Kurtis is a winner Im a winner. If anybody even tries to shake his happiness we, as loyal citizens, have the DUTY to kill you. It’s in the law
@louloubell4015 3 жыл бұрын
@@vianna9428 it is the law!
@mookow2 3 жыл бұрын
I give it about a few hours
@MrGhostTheBigRoast 3 жыл бұрын
the person's record he beat said kurtis was talented and they would like to see him improve his time.
@readmycommentnotmyname974 Жыл бұрын
At least some guy can watch a 36min video essay about how he lost his world record
@CosmicPigeonn Жыл бұрын
The Smant and Kurtis crossover was a very welcome surprise that made me happy
@cinnamonroll886 3 жыл бұрын
Y’all better not try to beat this record after all he went through
@jrhooman 3 жыл бұрын
@@weelilwalt i will commit hate crime
@crimvevo 3 жыл бұрын
@@weelilwalt me too lol
@tidge5127 3 жыл бұрын
2 people did D':
@LolitaAngel6 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately our mayor lost his first place 😔
@lindsey9958 2 жыл бұрын
The original record holder got his place back lol
@froge5933 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Kurtis having a mental breakdown over antique golfing for 30 minutes
@amaliar5735 3 жыл бұрын
aka three weeks...
@wolfeevi 3 жыл бұрын
aka 21 days...
@whawhawhawhaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
aka 30,240 minutes...
@meat._loaf Жыл бұрын
aka 1,814,400 seconds…
@turbkeysamdwich1880 Жыл бұрын
Closer to 15 minutes but sure.
@MordredRights 2 жыл бұрын
30:02 this was the most stressful and nerve-racking video of all time the way I held my breath--
@femmeshark Жыл бұрын
This feels like a dream: Kurtis Conner speedrunning a game as a joke, and getting tips from SmallAnt, two people I love coming together!
@bump0005 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry Kurtis, you may think your Habbo hotel gf story is embarrassing but my moviestarplanet boyfriend either genuinely died during surgery or faked his death to escape me. either way it was my first introduction to grief at age 10 :)
@muffpuff8 3 жыл бұрын
what the fuck.
@pinkgreaterthansign55 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh
@casioforester8592 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god please explain this more💀💀
@miazopia9177 3 жыл бұрын
That would be a good tiktok storytime
@honeylavenderbakery 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOODNESS 💀
@starsiadraws 3 жыл бұрын
Every single day Kurtis comes closer and closer to becoming a 70s dad. The mullet, the mustache, and now golf.
@shadowcultist 3 жыл бұрын
the golf predates the mullet actually
@E.M.99. 3 жыл бұрын
Super close, now he just needs those shorts
@abandonedmuse 3 жыл бұрын
The polyester plaid pants
@JustSitAndLaugh 3 жыл бұрын
He legit looks like my dad in the 90s though
@2pedroandrade 3 жыл бұрын
Now he needs Ray-Ban aviator glasses
@nathanaguiar7264 2 жыл бұрын
I love that as of 5 months ago the guy who originally held the record before this vid has regained the world record. Absolutely majestic.
@Preppy_girl975 Жыл бұрын
Almost a year ago to the day.....Kurtis is now #5. Never forget. 😢
@Bismuth9 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shoutout!
@wowyouro 3 жыл бұрын
If only he didn’t butcher your name lol
@theaceofspadez_ 3 жыл бұрын
Potassium
@ashikjaman1940 3 жыл бұрын
@@theaceofspadez_ Zirconium
@YourAverageSpelunker 3 жыл бұрын
I love ur vids dude
@schizoframia4874 3 жыл бұрын
Poggers
@ghost-zw8rj 3 жыл бұрын
even when he’s angry he’s still so calm
@rajeshbalan4088 3 жыл бұрын
right i would be screaming
@LlamacornAlpaca 3 жыл бұрын
it's the canadian in him
@erloser6942 3 жыл бұрын
@@rajeshbalan4088 oh hey hange
@arima_song 3 жыл бұрын
@@rajeshbalan4088 I'd be breaking stuff, hurting myself and yelling at everyone around me :( Thank god I don't do speedruns
@rajeshbalan4088 3 жыл бұрын
@@arima_song RIGHTT
@POVpretzel Жыл бұрын
Just looked it up. The old guy is back at number 1 with 10:15. Kurtis is in spot no.4 😭✋
@POVpretzel Жыл бұрын
Did not mean to do a time stamp-
@laustinspacemusic Жыл бұрын
1 year later: They guy who originally held the record has reclaimed the record with a 10 minute and 15 second run. Kurtis Conner is currently sitting at #5. Kurtis went on to speed run Canada, which is really really hard.
@MackenzieNoelle 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t stop thinking about that tweet “men love having hobbies that make them mad” lol
@shankaka_99 3 жыл бұрын
I guess I’m a man now- sorrry I meant 🤡
@tristanhauser5766 3 жыл бұрын
@@shankaka_99 man did something he set out to do what more do you want
@ShengFink 3 жыл бұрын
@@tristanhauser5766 I think they were just making a very rude and somewhat sexist joke, not disparaging anything kurtis did specifically yk.
@thatoneguy9582 3 жыл бұрын
-that’s fair actually-
@peyton713 3 жыл бұрын
I feel called out
@lovely8524 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is the most chill-angry person I have ever seen this man does not get rage
@adamburdt8794 3 жыл бұрын
This is how passive people express rage. with legit points and such
@johnfreaky8683 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamburdt8794 nah it’s because he’s Canadian
@adamburdt8794 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnfreaky8683 I think my point still stands
@SimoneintheSkies 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a Taurus lol
@teriyakigod944 3 жыл бұрын
Hes canadian
@lauryntonio Жыл бұрын
i come back to this video a lot, i love it so much. I wanted to share that when i play rhythm games, i'll try to hide or avoid looking at my combo - without knowing if ive missed a button my performance improves so much 😭 the convincing yourself the wrong time is such a relatable strat and this video is so genuine & authentic, kurtis if you ever see this, i think it's one your of bests
@romimii._ 2 жыл бұрын
men i was just smiling at the screen like an idiot when he was talking about the last run i just laughed when he did it, HE DID IT after all the effort he put on this, I felt so proud, it was really inspirational watching the whole journey, sharing the emotions with him in every progress, fail, and finally win, thank you so much kurtis this really gives me hope on life, just in the last chance you gave to yourself you did it, when you absolutely didn't give a fuck anymore so I am going to do since now, I'm going to spend the time I have to reach my goal, even if I feel like it isn't worth it anymore, I love your videos and how dedicated you are, so thanks, have a nice day ❤
@marnie6967 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis’s childhood friend being called Conner really makes him seem made up and I do want to believe him but I just dont
@kyransawhill6650 3 жыл бұрын
It's like John Mulaney's childhood friend being named John, but weirder.
@bakapoc 3 жыл бұрын
*flashback to Dear Evan Hansen-*
@srhyes6710 3 жыл бұрын
I also agree he was imaginary
@TortoiseMaximus 3 жыл бұрын
He’s mentioned that friend in another vid and acknowledged the name weirdness
@heathchisenhall1732 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine his name is Conner kurtis
@teddybear51666 3 жыл бұрын
Okay but unironically, this man pulled off an impressive speedrun. Like the game doesn't even matter, people speed run so many obscure games, but the fact he was literally doing runs to shave off mere seconds, and discovering techniques to do so, is insanely dedicated and this isn't some copout half-assed record, the mad man ACTUALLY did it
@Skelliiie 3 жыл бұрын
It's genuinely super fucking impressive, not a lot of people can do what he did
@juanrocollazo 3 жыл бұрын
And he got it in merely three weeks while still pumping out content on the side. What a mad man.
@bree7209 3 жыл бұрын
Fr and on the very last run- that's so impressiveee
@magazinekirby 3 жыл бұрын
You can’t knock the dedication
@KittyKate47 9 ай бұрын
The fact that he's 5th now is absolutely heart breaking
@drewisgooden 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Conner? More like Epic Gamer 😈
@anna_banana414 3 жыл бұрын
hmmmm. well hello there.
@oats8854 3 жыл бұрын
he's after Danny's title 😰
@BeatlesLover3796 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Danny
@helenheins4593 3 жыл бұрын
what’s danny doing here? crazy man
@Iexapro 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Poggers
@navy_teal 3 жыл бұрын
“My friend, Conner” Me: Lemme guess, his last name was Kurtis?
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
Conner Kurtis
@harmonysummers 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to ask the same thing! XD
@jewelxiat 3 жыл бұрын
He has mentioned he gets that joke all the time before lol
@KenziixInxDisguise 3 жыл бұрын
You must be new here.
@ilexdiapason 3 жыл бұрын
and if they got married he'd be connor conner
@strawberrylemonadelioness Жыл бұрын
Kurtis needs to reclaim his world record!
@Goingwestt 8 ай бұрын
Brocis came back with a revenge in his heart
@cloudofcontempt 3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that “middle school Kurtis” is a completely different person.
@jlc1833 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaqr notes app apology tings
@BTredflag 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't everyones middle school version a completely different person?
@ruesylvester 3 жыл бұрын
@@BTredflag no lol
@brainglow_lightbright 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruesylvester the answer is yes. Even on a cellular level
@leann4265 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruesylvester people Kurtis’s age, yes... most of us are completely different than our middle school selves. Shit was weird back then
@tessooms7290 3 жыл бұрын
"I turned out just fine" *thinks about life* "i-i didnt say good..."
@shinymetagross1666 3 жыл бұрын
6am hot dog
@snakewithapen5489 3 жыл бұрын
Doing just mediocre is still good enough xd
@shuylife Жыл бұрын
Even though your way down there now, I still love the progression of this video and the whole journey it seems like a really good look at what it's actually like to be a speedrunner. Good work.
@akex519 Жыл бұрын
“but i didn’t want to throw in the towel. i wanted to throw a wiener off a building.” truly inspiring
@tedguetta2789 3 жыл бұрын
”Practice makes perfect, unfortunately” -Kurtis Conner
@ananinamiii 2 жыл бұрын
The quote that changed my life
@runaskj7520 2 жыл бұрын
The next Einstein
@semogecarg 3 жыл бұрын
i can't believe kurtis said the word "runs" this many times without making a single diarrhea joke
@digitalharmony26 3 жыл бұрын
Our boy is growing up 🥲
@piersonmcwayne1136 3 жыл бұрын
My weight training teacher made a runs joke today
@bbseal6174 3 жыл бұрын
i can't believe kurtis conner said the n word, i guess he is a gamer now #cancelled
@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804 3 жыл бұрын
@@bbseal6174 what
@stinkystonk2240 3 жыл бұрын
@@bbseal6174 what
@kowan100 2 жыл бұрын
My blood was pumpin this whole video? So sick man. Proud of you! The reaction was the best part!! Make more content like this if possible hahaha. That’s so cool..
@goldentapes 2 жыл бұрын
amazingly entertaining and engaging story. thank you for this! and I just wanna say nothing will ever beat punching in your name on your first ever Zelda save file on ocarina of time. oh the memories with this game.
@annajackson5443 3 жыл бұрын
kurtis: “ladies what’s the worst golf game?” it’s just, actual golf, i felt like that was obvious
@coramcd4847 3 жыл бұрын
that's exactly what I said
@bruhbun 3 жыл бұрын
So....is your joke supposed to be because golf is a predominantly man oriented "sport"?
@Ya_Boi_Shaggy 3 жыл бұрын
@@bruhbun nah it’s just boring. Not as bad as fishing tho
@bebebebop8050 3 жыл бұрын
”predominantly man oriented”
@artmieseelizabeth8074 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes, genuinely the most boring sport ever.
@taltzi 3 жыл бұрын
danny and kurtis uploaded at the same time, this is a hate crime against the indecisive population of both kurtistown and greg
@diyabalan8407 3 жыл бұрын
I beg of you, pleaseeeee tell me where your pfp is from
@taltzi 3 жыл бұрын
@@diyabalan8407 lmao, i can't remember since i've had it for... around 2 years, but just type in monsters inc boo gavin meme into google
@Daniel.............. 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the population of Greg. The city where everyone is named Kurtistown.
@mlokgerm 3 жыл бұрын
The Gregs of Kurtistown
@taltzi 3 жыл бұрын
@@mlokgerm about right
@saltylemon137 Жыл бұрын
did *not* expect to be hit with kurtis conner dad lore so early in the video
@rileyh725 8 ай бұрын
for anyone watching this now thats too lazy to check but wants to know how the record stands: kurtis is in 5th and brocis420 is at 1st again with a record of 10 minutes and 15 seconds
@bluejai4212 3 жыл бұрын
If your friend wasn’t Conner Kurtis I’ll be upset.
@thatoneguy9582 3 жыл бұрын
“I should say that his name is also Conner, I’m not calling myself my own best friend”
@brigidhunter3127 3 жыл бұрын
If Kurtis married his friend Connor his husband would be "Connor Conner"
@AyeAnon 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t give him ideas
@ameliairving862 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sonyam6323 3 жыл бұрын
When I was in middle school, one of our trustees was named “Thomas Thomas”. Someone chose to do that to their kid. Imagine.
@belalima9908 3 жыл бұрын
And that's a reasonable reason to break up with Jenna
@residententiy 3 жыл бұрын
I literally just thought of that
@cottoncoffin Жыл бұрын
Dude I got CHILLS the moment you said ocarina of time and the opening theme started. I’m like about to cry. It was such a good time man
@gollygod Ай бұрын
i cannot explain why it took me 3 years to watch this video, and when you were talking abt talking to a speedrunner my mind went to Ant too!! And being a long time fan of him too its so cool that he’s in one of your vids! And ALSO Tanner… You joined a speedrunning challenge and then that same day threw yourself into that game for 8 _hours_ and yet this man was still kinda surprised when he was diagnosed with autism 😂❤️
@fernandanunez792 3 жыл бұрын
The worst golf video game known to women? Yeah, that’s Victoria’s Secret
@hasooyoung3939 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOJDJKJDSFDHJ
@doubtful_seer 3 жыл бұрын
Omg
@heatherwild2627 3 жыл бұрын
I WISH KURTIS WOULD SEE THIS LMFAOSBGREEGR
@joliesam 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOSJDFNJCK YES
@gurly1160 3 жыл бұрын
NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND AHH FHRUFBWVUJFBU
@ndebbqchicken9799 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most visibly angry any Canadian has ever been
@hawkii744 3 жыл бұрын
Come visit Alberta buddy you’ll wish you didn’t :(
@marieerikson 3 жыл бұрын
you haven't met my mother when the dishes haven't been done
@peril. 2 жыл бұрын
You haven’t met that one uncle I have (never met in my life) when the fishing rod is an inch too far in the ice
@gooseman6882 2 жыл бұрын
You havent seen jeff my name is jeff
@picklenik9658 2 жыл бұрын
You’ve clearly never heard of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals when Vancouver lists
@dubsinthetubs 2 жыл бұрын
I'm bad at remembering to like videos - I always want to for people whose videos I really enjoy but U often forget probably because of frankly how integrated into my life watching youtube has gotten, it being such a commonplace thing and whatnot. Idk, also to be honest I am drunk. But the fact that you had such a mastery of the water temple in ocarina of time immediately got my like with no questions and I just want to say how much I appreciate that as well as your videos in general and hope things are going well for you on the whole. Keep on keeping on dude
@peppermintea420 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your bio- and step- dad stories, very relatable and hilarious 🤣
@GabToVi 3 жыл бұрын
no one has beaten his record but one other person named “Kurtis Conner sucks” is 3rd now
@lucasallen2987 3 жыл бұрын
ty there was no way in hell i was gonna look that up but i was still interested
@vampirecat8256 3 жыл бұрын
And there's no records in walalie open (no easy shot, real hardware) so he could've done that this entire time
@superben5102 3 жыл бұрын
That guy is now fourth, guess who sucks now? 😜
@thesleepydot 3 жыл бұрын
now he's forth
@raimarafiq6853 3 жыл бұрын
yo its proof of god!!!!!!
@Ben-wx7kk 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: "how to give yourself depression in only 3 weeks"
@noun7635 3 жыл бұрын
depression speedrun
@ameliapaxton949 3 жыл бұрын
@@noun7635BAHAHAHA
@mimixcx5373 3 жыл бұрын
@@noun7635 damn 2 world records in a single video? flex 🙄
@RusataRusalka 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@gone_tv Жыл бұрын
brocis420 reclaimed his throne!
@violethogan8019 2 жыл бұрын
the water temple was always my favourite temple, the stuff about it that people found so annoying was exactly what made it click so well in my brain, its always my favourite part of replaying the game. also morpha was my favourite boss, i loved that fight
@kai-mb6ux 3 жыл бұрын
If someone told me their Ocarina of Time water temple record was 31 minutes, it would be marriage on site.
@libbythehuman 3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@miaborges3674 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! 😌😌
@hannabooklover 3 жыл бұрын
I distinctly remember commenting this yesterday and idk if you copied my comment or if we are just crazy in sync, but consider me unsettled.
@jennatimm7426 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it took me at least 3 hours. It was one of the first games I played but still...
@WelziFC7 2 жыл бұрын
SmallAnt is 1000% the type of dude to talk to Kurtis and then secretly go and break his record without telling him
@isaiahromero9861 2 жыл бұрын
Probably why Kurtis didn't tell him what game he was running LOL
@ditzyrose700 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahromero9861 That's because Kurtis already knows the secret first rule of speedrunning: Never tell another runner that you're trying to break a record.
@Everettalla Жыл бұрын
Why are we talking about smallant
@dashtara3074 Жыл бұрын
@@Everettalla because he was in the video
@thestarperson Жыл бұрын
@Dr. Lobter because he’s in the video??
@gemini1005 Жыл бұрын
Lmao the list on the record now is growing. Even dude took his spot back and also some thirsty person name was "KurtisConnorIsTrash" but is in dead last 😂😂 Go take it back Kurtis!
@Mars-nm8ek Жыл бұрын
Kurtis raging is the most Canadian thing ever
@gwennowilliams7395 3 жыл бұрын
I knew he had to be a child of divorce, ain't no one with stable parents this funny
@anged5142 3 жыл бұрын
I want to be offended but you ain’t wrong
@emperortransman 3 жыл бұрын
Did he say stepfather? When I hear "biological" I always think of adoption
@piersn2847 3 жыл бұрын
@@emperortransman yeah he told a story about his stepdad a few minutes before that and said divorce
@janeeyre1990 3 жыл бұрын
lol "child of divorce"
@chaosllama9450 3 жыл бұрын
Horse parents?
@tinybrainworms 3 жыл бұрын
me: :( *Kurtis gives an extra greeting* me: :)
@ihatesakuraharunofromnarut9920 3 жыл бұрын
He hates his intro
@poopybutt9085 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihatesakuraharunofromnarut9920 k?
@robynellis4063 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihatesakuraharunofromnarut9920 how do you know this :(
@kurmyshaharris7367 3 жыл бұрын
Profile pic checks out
@Robynbugg 3 жыл бұрын
@@robynellis4063 he said It on his podcast
@Drayruns 2 жыл бұрын
one of my favourite things is seeing people get into speedrunning for the first time, im late but a banger video, enjoyed!
@Mcnuggies09 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think i could love Kurtis even more. I was wrong.
@invisiblename1634 3 жыл бұрын
I never really thought of Kurtis as having daddy issues....
@fishfinnns 3 жыл бұрын
It makes a whole lot of sense now that I think about it...
@rebus_7990 3 жыл бұрын
@@fishfinnns why?
@fishfinnns 3 жыл бұрын
@@rebus_7990 I can’t explain it he just gives off those vibes
@officialname9817 3 жыл бұрын
Really he gives me that vibes
@hydnumm9219 3 жыл бұрын
he literally has a mullet how could you not tell
@superking208 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody Loves Raymond for Genesis being rated M for Mature is too funny
@certifiedstinkychicken 2 ай бұрын
Brocis420 strikes back that's craaazy bro
@immortalsun 2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to see SmallAnt in this video! The collab we’ve always needed
@fluttervixen 3 жыл бұрын
The look on Kurtis' face when he gets the staircase glitch added ten years to my life Edit: this is super stupid, but thanks for the likes! This is my most liked comment ever, I'm super grateful!
@patriciadebatlle4245 3 жыл бұрын
9:23
@SassierThanAugust 3 жыл бұрын
then he lost 100 years after playing the golf game
@pr0ntab 3 жыл бұрын
BLJ fam!
@zolengeb.7629 3 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about how he won the record by *one second* on his *final try* of the game?!
@meghan6702 3 жыл бұрын
let the man have this
@christopherbenoit5585 2 жыл бұрын
It wouldn’t have been the last try if he didn’t win
@101Henchmen 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherbenoit5585 right before the run he said "alright so this is literally the last run im gonna do"
@christopherbenoit5585 2 жыл бұрын
@@101Henchmen that’s what everyone says hundreds of times when playing video games. Are you new?
@krazykitty789 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherbenoit5585 well yeah, but he did stop playing after that final run even when he thought he still didn’t beat the world record so…
@builttoscalevideos 10 ай бұрын
Oh man, Waialae Country Club True Golf Classics was my heckin' Jam back in the day, that soundtrack still slaps. it makes me so happy to see it getting some love
@docsaico Жыл бұрын
This was super exciting, lol! I’m so happy for you!! 👏🏻👏🏻🔥🔥
@ghandinotsenpai9135 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe he put himself through mental torment just as a treat for us
@bonesmalone7826 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of times that something has taken years off of Kurtis' life gives him about three weeks
@Cecil... 3 жыл бұрын
What song will play at his funeral?
@mac8750 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cecil... prob god made girls
@cheesegun9352 3 жыл бұрын
I swear I’ve seen you somewhere before
@kukky29 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cecil... Blood related or fergalicious
@bonesmalone7826 3 жыл бұрын
That one disco song that he uses for all of his dancing sketches
@paxdamaxgaming4920 Жыл бұрын
He’s 5th now and the guy he beat reclaimed the world record
@kaylafarley167 Жыл бұрын
My dad LOVED this game on N64 when we were growing up. Whenever he had a long day at the ER he would beg us to play this game with him or he'd kick us off the N64 to play this game with his friend. This is my favorite terrible game to bring out at parties
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