"oh shit you're getting attacked by a spider" *"tell him to stop"*

Sometimes I forget Kurtis is Canadian but then he says stuff like "where's the apologize button" after hitting a villager

KURTIS'S EVIL SMILE AFTER HE BLOCKS DANNY UNDERGROUND IS ABSOLUTELY SENDING ME

“im dead im in a cave w a man” 3:03

When Danny told Kurtis to use an axe on the tree instead of a picaxe the twitch chat breathed a sigh of relief after an hour of torture

You can always tell when people are new to games because they have no situational awareness. For the first several minutes Kurtis is just chilling while every monster imaginable is on its way to kill him haha

Alternative title: "kurtis being a hardcore baddie for 22 minutes and 25 seconds"

The screaming accompanying "I found an epic cave, but it's an epic creeper cave!" just before death is far more hilarious from this perspective

kurtis is just robbing everyone lmfaoo i think he found his niche

Forget The Dream smp it's all about the Baddie smp now

the fact that minecraft snitched on kurtis for the diamonds LMAO

Did I already watch the original stream and Danny's video? Yes. Am I going to watch this video too? Yes

[in the village] "this is cool, did you make this?" "... the game?"

Kurtis: starts killing villager Danny: no no no no no he’s nice Kurtis: where’s the apologize button

Now we need Drew Gooden to join the Baddie SMP

"im dead im in a cave with a- with a man" i feel like this in an underrated bit

kurtis placing a block in the water and saying “let me just get rid of this real quick” as he slowly breals the block over the course of ten to fifteen seconds and repeating ”let me just get rid of this real quick” along with danny is way ti funny

THIS IS THE BEST COMBINATION OF PEOPLE AND GAME EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

Kurtis’s confusion when he placed the string was so funny idk why

have i watched the stream, yes. did i watch dannys highlights, also yes. will i watch this even though i already know what happens. mhm.

ive watched the part when the villager walks in and you just start going at him at least 7 times and it just gets better every time i watch it

Danny: oh shit you’re getting attacked by a spider. Kurtis: tell him to stop. Spider: *understandable, have a nice day.*

I have now watched the stream, danny's video, and Kurtis's video.

Kurtis stealing diamonds was still just as funny as the other stream and will probably never stop being funny from this day on

Kurtis and Danny: having the proper tools Also Kurtis and Danny: use anything but the proper tools to complete tasks

i expect no less casual violent banter from these two Kurtis: huh what was that? Danny: you said if we’d be trapped together it would be a night mare , i just wanted to know what the FUCK you meant by that

watching two adult men be slow at popular kids game is so funny

i can’t believe kurtis accidentally recreated the crafting table meme

My dumbass thought I was having some sort of deja vu, before realizing I'd seen Danny's video on his game channel of his POV, and this is Kurtis' POV.

wow kurtis ur such a girlboss #girlboss 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕

i love how danny is always hyping him up lolol

i love how danny left out the “whopa gamer style” in his version of this video

i can't believe the hardest i laughed was at the Silence as they slowly took their time breaking the acacia block kurtis accidentally put down

the fact that we get to see both perspectives is so fun

I love Kurtis' monotone screams "ah" they kill me everytime

Kurtis attempting to beat a llama to death and failing is for sure an epic gamer moment

1:03 -tell him to stop 1:44 -creeper creeper aw man 2:31 -chastity belt 2:59 -in a cave with a man 3:41 -no no no hes nice 6:47 -shut up 9:10 -hes dead for that 9:22 -*kurtis has made the advancement diamonds* 11:45 -what'd you do to it? 14:37 -"epic" 15:20 -Lets rob someone 17:01 -could I get him to follow me? 18:49 -is that a chicken? 19:17 -this llama do be spittin tho 20:08 -its a cross/ epic creeper cave

Kurtis for like half an hour using a pickaxe for trees: Danny finally: wait no

"i think your bridge might catch on fire. yeah- in fact, look behind you right now" "what'd you do????"

I remember every time he broke wood with a pickaxe chat would start screeching bloody murder while he's just vibing to the Minecraft soundtrack

Are we just going to ignore the part where they were both sitting there for forever trying to get rid of the wood block in the water and just repeating, "Yeah let me just get rid of that real quick.."😂

my comfort youtubers playing one of my comfort games ur kidding

Best quote of the game “ I’m in a cave .. with a man”

I love how they're so awkward together but so obviously best friends it's so wholesome

I love how kurtis’ reaction to a baby drowned is “ayy what?”

"someone's gotta make an edit of that" says kurtis as he proceeds to make an edit of that himself

When u already saw this on Danny's gaming channel: 😼

6:47 Danny: **giving helpful advice** Kurtis: *s h uddup*

Kurtis is some how naturally picking up on things that danny dont even do 👀👀

Yes my favourite lice infested baddies 😍

Kurtis placing the string was for real the funniest shit ever

Watching these two play minecraft is like watching a baby deer learn how to walk

“I’m in a cave with a man” *kurtispogger was slain by iron golem* Lmaoooo

3:42 HE LOOKS SO DISTRESSED im dying

The stream was literally just Danny and Kurtis hitting each other.

gatekeep gaslight girlboss 💕

Danny saying “I’m running I’m running” was so cute

"did you put your bread in your hotbar?" "what the fuck are you talking about."

Wow it was so enlightening to watch this from both perspectives I feel like I can see both sides of the story so much more clearly

this was the funniest stream ever!! you guys should stream together again

“those might set on fire” kurtis: “🥰no🥰💅

Why am I laughing so hard at the exact same jokes I laughed at in Danny’s video?

It feels so strange to have watched Danny’s video already without seeing Kurtis’s face and just hearing him, and now seeing Kurtis but not Danny I feel like I’m going crazy lol.

Why is the the phrase “help I’m stuck in a cave with a man” so fucking quotable I can’t stop saying it

13:29 I CANT DO IT, THE AWKWARDNESS OF DISAPPOINTMENT, ITS TOO MUCH LORD

the way he's so confused by string has me crying

Kurtis looks like a late 80’s hockey player

“You’re getting attacked by a spider” “Tell him to stop” 😂😂

did i just watch danny's video of this on his gaming channel? yes. will i now immediately watch kurtis'? also yes

The best part of this whole video was hearing Danny go, “Oh shit, oh fuck!” and then a giant explosion sound

i miss this :(

BADDIE SMP, LET'S GOOOO

"Someone's got to make an edit of that" *Makes an edit of that*

THE WAY THIS GOT ME THROUGH MY WEEK

omg 2 years ago ☹️☹️☹️☹️ rip baddie smp

why did I find it so cute that they shared a boat together

The way the game snitched on Kurtis for stealing diamonds had me cracking up

love how a lot of us are here to watch the same content three times now just in different perspectives

20:23 I have no idea feel about this but NO THIS HAS TO BE THE GAURDS WHEN THEY COULDNT FIND JESUS IN THE CAVE ANYMORE BABDJD 😭

Danny: those might catch on fire Kurtis: no.

I know youll never read this kurtis but im stopping drinking and right now going through the worst withdrawl of my life. Im getting some medical help in the morning but for now i just have to ride it out. Ive been listening to you and danny play minecraft on loop the last 2 days and i swear its whats keeping me sane. Thank you so much for all your hard work and continuing to make me smile over and over again. I love you dearly

The absolute *fear* in Kurtis’s eyes when the villager walked into the building he was in kills me lol

I’ve found so much comfort in this little series and every time I’m feeling really sad I come back to rewatch it.

“lets get rid of that real quick -“

Danny: "Openminerstyle :D" Kurtis: "..I'm gonna die, Danny." 21:01

5:29 yall notice he squeaks when he laughs??

have i watched kurtis’ stream? yes. have i watched danny’s stream? yes. have i watched kurtis’ video? yes. have i watched danny’s video? yes. will it ever stop being funny? no.

ok, firstly: this was cute as hell and i hope you guys do it again. secondly: gangnam style is iconic and psy actually seems like a really cool person. he doesn't rly release his own stuff these days, but he has his own label now and he helps write for his artists and they all seem to like him. he also took in dawn and hyuna when c*be kicked them out without warning literally just for dating. so we stan psy tbh.

baddie smp with drew when !!!

I love how they made no progress by the end lol

"IM DEAD- I'm in a cave,,,,with a man-" one of my favorite moments lol

I’m sad that he cut of the “shala lala my oh my” part. That friggin killed me

kurtis getting MAD playing minecraft of all games is hysterical

Is it weird that I feel that you and danny are literally the perfect friends. You guys are adults and it reminds me of the friendships I had in highschool. Be greatful wise men

Their banter is hilarious, the duo ever honestly

“Where’s the apologize button” KURTIS 🥺MY HEART HES SO SWEET

“what’s the opposite of pog” “probably gop” you’re right, the US republican party is definitely the opposite of pog

thats a great question Kurtis, where IS the apologize button?

such a wholesome couple

11:00 NOT KURTIS GETTING WOOD WITH A PICKY