You missed out on the fact that after Holister gets told by Simp, to be standing always Holister spends the rest of the 2 episodes kneeling!

"The fuck I will." - Mean Girl Got me good. Again.

"Hollister shows up just in time to do nothing" - should be what the shows called.

This video series is the best thing to come out of the show.

You forgot to mention that after Not Galadriel opens the arch she, Hollister and Simp just stand there staring at each other dramatically instead of, ya know, GOING THROUGH THE SUPER IMPORTANT ARCH IN A TIMELY MANNER. Thereby conveniently giving Head Boss Lady just enough time to catch up with them. Top tier writing right there.

Your recaps are pure comedy. Outstanding. I too am fluent in sarcasm. Keep up the wonderful reviews.

It was very understanding of the dark one to accept Lanfear's declaration of allegiance to the light😂

This is way more excitement for the show than I could manage!

Recently read WOT books up to Book 4 and this show is nothing like the books. Movies like the 3 Lord of the rings movies, as well as the Hunger Games movies, were amazing because they conveyed the 'feeling' and 'atmosphere' from the books, even if they differed here and there or left out something. Still they were really fantastic (I've also read the LOTR books and the Hunger games books), but this show should not be called WOT as the characters are nothing like the characters in the book and they've changed too much of the story. It is a shame.

‘YOINK! TOO SLOW.’ is my new favourite Sword Form. This was glorious… which is not usual for something Wheel of Time TV related. My only disappointment was you not making special mention of Dumbledore’s Rooster doing double duty as Hollister’s Personal Ring Announcer. Loved every second otherwise. HAWAII… HERE WE COME!

Lanfear always wears all white. Always. Trinity: Wears every color _except_ white. The attention to detail in this show is amazing...

I keep expecting Liene's voice in the Audio Description track of EVERY Amazon show 😂

This intro on episode 7 breaks the age logic. 20 years ago Moe and Sue Ann were young, like 20ish and just graduating, skip 20 years ahead and it’s revealed that Moe has a younger sister in her 70’s…sooo wtf is it, she’s 80 and looks 40? But 20 years ago she looked 20 and was a young woman ?

This recap was pure gold! As usual! I love the refs; so on point!

'Our heroes escape' - what? There are heroes in this show? Oh. Who are they again? I think I missed that part.

They really sucked all the fun out of the show espeically Gambler. He has an awesome adventure in book 3. He's not mopey. He's very plucky and having fun. Dicing and brawling and rescuing women and hanging out wtih Thom (you know, the guy who's in one episode of season 1 but is a second tier supporting character in the books. He gets more screen time than Not Galadriel does).

"Hollister shows up just in time to do nothing" 😂😂😂😂

Thank you for speaking the truth about this show 🙏

"Whatever." - doggo LOL

This dry delivery is pure comedy gold 😂

Shocking to believe a survivor contestant (not even a winner) couldn't handle making a good adaptation. Winter's Dragon is the best Wheel of Time TV show ever made, thank you Billy Zane!

😂 another amazing installment of "cut to." These summaries are hilarious!

The show episode 1/10, your reviews 10/10. I have heard that laughter heals, it must be true.

Seriously, your channel should have 100x as many subs than it has right now. These "DBZ Abridged"-style recaps of this shitty show are hilarious!

I really want to point out that regardless of the book existence, they spent the entire season telling us how the MojoSwears are super importants and powerfull and you can't break them at all. Only for NotGaladriel to break the first one by using the mojo on people who didn't attack her (and are not litteral monsters).

Hilarious! I don't know why but the "cut to...a lizard" was so funny I did a hot coffee spit take all over my keyboard. I've never watched any episodes or read any of the books and literally have no clue what is going on ever in this show and I don't care. Cut to...and scene.

This show is a tragic tale of how to destroy an adaptation even with access to all of the books.

Best recap ever. Bravo! I need to go back and watch all other episodes now... subbed!

I honestly can't tell whether you like the books or not, your summary of the show's suckiness is so powerful.

Your videos are so much better than the actual show:)

26:00 LMAO, I love this woman.

I'm going to miss your reviews. They made those episodes less painful :D

Its good to laugh after this astounding end. I believe my favorite was at 27:08 "Insurance Guy honestly seems pretty relieved about the whole thing". I really vibed with that. Made me laugh a few times.

The fact that the Turak fight was canceled. And that Egwene saves him from Ishamael and no fight there even !! Rand gets owned by any women . Perrin is a useless emotional wreck. Lan the simp. Goodbye childhood dreams of ever seeing the books portrayed, And lastly Bain and Chaid look more like Aviendha than the actual actress

As a book fan struggling to be a show fan...I love your takes on the characters.

I love these recaps and wish I could watch all the shows like this.

Finally figured it out. The magic tea makes the show work. You got to make your own, then rewatch both seasons before it wears off. Everything suddenly makes sense.

Didn't it used to take three sisters at once to maintain the shield on Logain? Now Head Gurl Boss just shields Hollister without even standing up?

Just got my wisdom tooth pulled out and still the pain was not equal to watching this show....but thank you for giving laughter when a cry should have been more accurate 😄

These are so much fun!

LMAO. I have been on edge of my seat waiting for your review lol

Brilliantly funny as ever...

You have achieved the number 2 ranking of commentary behind only John Madden!

I liked the show! Can’t wait for next season

@Liene's_Library the horn was sposed to summon 100ish hero's which is a lot more than it actually did, though it is hinted at in the books i think it's sposed to summon an army of hero's without them knowing exactly how many, and Uno and Matt are deffo not 2 of their number :| . it also doesn't slow time. i feel the MC's are questing to be Evil

These reviews are awesome!

I guess mean girl can only heal you if you are bleeding out and nearly dead. Wacthing Lan fight on the beach, he kills most, of the attackers, then in the zoomed out shot they are alive again and still 4unning to him.

I will miss...... these recaps but not the show. I did not renew prime and boy am i glad. They managed to eff up the last episode even worse than season 1-8!

Well done!

'Cliff'. 😂😂😂

Love these reaction/reviews 😂 any news on when you’re going to do the lightbringer read along?

Are you calling the Sul-Dam, Mord Sith? Thats hilarious!

Is there no exithole in that horn? Lovely as always Lilienne 😃

Lady Liene using the "F" word is all the review this ... thing deserves.

The pacifiers are so dumb!!!! I don't even know what to think about wifeless. How is in the Waste now? He was on the coast. It's like a three month ride across the continent. And the Seanchan are occupying Tear? On the south coast. Not Falme on the west coast? Also, I think Trinity's garb is more Sermirage look. Trinity isn't into the BDSM. Wow, and the made Chani into a whore. Also, still not sure Chani and Wifeless ever share a line of dialogue in the books. This is basically jsut Aes Sedai fanfiction. Also, being shielded is not the same as being stileld. Not Galadriel wouldn't have been depressed. She wouldn't lose he warder bond.

Cliff and her Suldam are the only ones who survive because they were under the little roof thing on top of the tower instead of out in the open. Mean girl didn't get nicked by the arrow, she felt it through the bracelet bond when it hit the neck of her captive. And she doesn't do anything to help since she can't figure out how to use her Mojo when she is not worked up. Maybe next season she will figure that out?

This is a million times better then the show.

lmfao. Bless you.

I love the show but you are freaking funny haha. I've read the books and think of this show as an alternative storyline.

“Can I interest you in some… exposition?”

The whole series reminds me of the Araya vs Waif chase scene

The nails are an INCH long in the books. An INCH. And they're painted. Not jsut nasty long nails. So doesn't interfere with sword fighting. And is Hollister actually doing something from the book for the first time this season? Wow. How surprising. That's not Gambler's weapon. It doesn't the dagger on it. It's a proper weapon that he gets in such an awesome way. Yeah, the characters are way darker in the book. Also, Cliff Girl does not save herself. She gets saved by Mean Girl and princess. And her Mordsith is not killed but is left collared and thus exposes this terrible secret that will have implications across the entire series. Doggo died in book 1. Wow, they let Gabmler blow the horn. Thta's two male character that got to do something from the book. Amazing. Why doesn't mean girl just heal Princess? I mean, glad they set up Holister and Princess when they met in Book 1.Cradle is Semiraghe. She never captures Trinity in the books. But... It looked like an actual book accurate character being a Black woman who wear a white dress. So they can copy outfits from the book. So this was supposed to be the boko 3 and book 2 climaxes put together and they left out Callandar. It's the ulitmate proof that he's the dragon.

WHAT DO THEY WANT!!! IT'S BEEN 2 FULL SEASONS AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BAD GUYS WANT!

Hilarious!

Thank you so much for the best break down I've seen. Cut to Never read the series, though have known about it forever. No real reason, except possibly cover art. Cut to Show comes out and I'm excited; more money put into streaming fantasy series. Cut to Hating myself for hating the series. I should like Wheel of Time, shouldn't I? Also, hating myself for not following what should be a simple concept. Christ I blew through Mr. Robot and Dark no problem. Cut to Liene's Library for teaching me that the books are probably good, but by no means is the series. Thank you for dispelling my self doubt, with laughter and SIMPS galore. Just wish there were more adaptations or general popular fantasy nonsense for your insight and wit.

These videos are a genuine public service. Confirmation that I'm not missing out on anything without the trauma of seeing my favorite books defiled by idiots.

Oh yeah, I said it a thousand times, but please keep these videos.

Another door closed on a wonderful adaption of a great story, good work, and to think LOTR: RoP2 is not far away - ummm.... Yay?

The Amerlyn seat adresses all the Isadea in the tower as daughters and they her as mother independent of age

Moghedien attacks Lanfier!?! 😂. Never happened Rafe.

Your tone on closing remarks are epic. sleep well and wake.

Mother/Daughter IS a thing they do. She done BEEN doin it

Far more entertaining than the actual show! Are the books this messy?

The destruction of the Wheel of Time by the small envious coward Rafe jenkins.

someone needs to do a 'cut to" total count its got to be in the high 20s at least

lool now that i've seen your videos, i'm not so sure wanting to watch the s2 anymore

Anybody else think "cut to" anytime you watch anything now?

Wait, did Nyneave push the arrow through her leg with the fletching still attached? ??? The picture looked like she did. Didn't watch so maybe she broke or cut it off after that picture?

The show already established that three Aes Sedai struggled to keep Logain shielded from the source. Rand, who is way more powerful that Logain, is shielded by one, who doesn't even break a sweat. Not only does this show shit on the source material, but it shits on itself as well.

i would watch the show if they let you narrate it your way.. voice over and all that good stuff.. otherwise back to rereads.. 😊😁

Amazon Prime is continuing to prove they can put great production together, but literally SHIT all over the superior source material. And that goes also towards Rings of Power...

13:10 - A "mojo swear" is COMPULSION... it's not possible to disobey... unless it gets removed.

Did ANYONE working on this show know what they were doing? More likely, we saw the first media production created entirely by ChatGTP.

😂😂😂

Could definitely have done without seeing the poor dog getting murdered. Eff this show is right.

So many spit takes 😂😂😂

Toh

These are hilarious! I did think this season was vastly improved just because they toned down the virtue signaling and just started to tell an actual story. The female characters actually faced setbacks and were not all powerful and had defeats and weaknesses. The magic though is still as powerful as the plot demands. (How many times is rand silenced? Isn't the dragon supposed to be the most powerful person in this world?) And now the things that are bad are just some of the actual plot points instead of the whole show. As someone else said, if you can accept this as being "based on the Wheel of Time" instead of it being an adaption of TOT, it makes it easier to take.

Mord Sith are prettier,and better dressers

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God do I love hating this show! Literally discovered hate-watching for me through it :D I read the books, but I dare to say that the series is pretty bad even without comparing it to those.

I just have to pretend this is a WB young adult generic fantasy.

Season 1 was bad, but season 2 was just a different beast. Almost a whole cloth new creation, inconsistent, ugly, and befuddling. Wow this was bad.

I am sorry but you are one if those bookcloaks as prescribed by Rafe. You are hating this beautiful piece of art from a self awarded pedestial of intellectual superiority because? You had the cerebral capacity of reading and enjoying the books?. Give me a break please . This show is nothing sort of a shining beacon for future storytellers. Me and my entire village enjoyed these two seasons and have erected a temple for Rafe Sedai. May the master rule for all ages.

This has to be one of the top 10 worst shows in history. 4-6 of which are owned by Amazon/Netflix/Hulu.

You've convinced me not to continue the show.