Let Me Tell You About... The Life And Times Of A Pizza Delivery Driver

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7 жыл бұрын

Dan (The DM) and Tad talk about his time delivering pizza in beautiful Columbus Ohio and the colorful and definitely not ACTUALLY insane people he's met.
Talking Points:
the 'zzaman, pizza shack, how does meth work, "Cathy", serial killer barbeque stew, the Richard Crankshaw pizza scam, Viet'Nom, the delivery MAN, keep pouring the pizzas, Gandalf the drunk, Obama the president of pizza, WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL, get the fuck out of my magic mountain, [ANGRY HAND MOTIONS], and most importantly Seinfield
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@AndrewTurpel8LivesVideos 7 жыл бұрын

I'm deaf, but a friend told me what was said on this podcast. Thank you for all those wonderful compliments and endorsements to the the deaf community.

@denbacoe6476 6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Turpel lol

@RockyGems 3 жыл бұрын

"Your lowland gorilla of a wife" has been a part of my vocabulary for nearly four years thanks to this podcast.

@pwn3ronetwothree 7 жыл бұрын

It's pretty cool that you delivered pizza to DaddyoFive at Magic Mountain

@chetvalmont3983 7 жыл бұрын

I ordered pizza the other day. The drivers headlights were both out, one of her tail lights was broken, and the first words out of her mouth were an apology. Which was really strange since she wasn't late. However my order was massively screwed up. Something tells me she knew.

@chetvalmont3983 7 жыл бұрын

I got thirty dollars worth of food free, because the delivery guy forgot to bring the food he was delivering. He ended up being an hour, and a half late by the second time he arrived. The boxes were so soggy they had to put them in a plastic bag to keep them from falling apart.

@lunebadru5997 6 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck dude...was it dominos?

@KosaiAvonej 7 жыл бұрын

One time I called Dominoes back in 2003, pressed 0 to place an order and whoever picked up didn't even say hello. I was just promptly told "We're busy. Fuck off." and then they hung up! No hi or bye, just we're busy fuck off.

@ttttttttp2 7 жыл бұрын

Did you ever call back?

@KosaiAvonej 7 жыл бұрын

Nope. That location died out a year later, but with that kind of service I can't say I'm surprised. Then a new Dominoes opened up just a block over, they had pretty sweet wings but they went bust in the recession of 2008.

@u-shanks4915 3 жыл бұрын

@@KosaiAvonej damn you should start telling stories

@KosaiAvonej 3 жыл бұрын

@@u-shanks4915 I've got a whole lot of them to tell. You're onto something I think..

@u-shanks4915 3 жыл бұрын

@@KosaiAvonej you should make a podcast talking about your stories.

@GoldenHelmet100 7 жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in ohio, I can confirm half the state is insane

@kamilee4123 7 жыл бұрын

HelmutScheiss I live in Michigan and yeah Ohio people are weird.

@Madison__ 7 жыл бұрын

Southwest Daytonian here... can confirm as well

@amfram 7 жыл бұрын

Kami Lee I live in Indiana and everything is pretty chill here

@kamilee4123 7 жыл бұрын

Vegerot SSR Yeah Indiana is a pretty chill state

@kamilee4123 7 жыл бұрын

Vegerot SSR I've been through Gary on the way to Chicago and it looks kinda skeevy

@Voltanaut 7 жыл бұрын

I could listen to you guys for literally hours.

@applebeemcfirdays9977 6 жыл бұрын

I pretend they're my friends

@thebackgroundguy9491 7 жыл бұрын

Jon: Garfield, go zap to the extreme! Garfield: Eh. It's Monday.

@no1important777 7 жыл бұрын

"It's a 'Dime-bag' bro!" i love high people.

@bobenheimen 7 жыл бұрын

"your life ain't worth a 6 dollar tip" "maybe" Dont low ball it now

@jennak.2442 7 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I'm from St Louis the city museum is fucking cursed. I wandered into the dead embalmed animal room when I was 6 and I was plagued by nightmares for years. Also, once I was out front, and I learned I could dislocate my arms when my arm was caught in a metal cage when I slipped. Idk if you guys know this but the creator of the city museum was working on this other project cementland and he was killed there while working on the "park". From what I've heard it was supposed to be the city museum on steroids.

@xeriovds546 7 жыл бұрын

City museum is fucking insane. But it's so fucking fun, I wasn't traumatized by the dead animals but by the ancient art, when I got lost in the cave I was scared to fucking death. There's a section in the cave where there's this tube that's pitch black and one red flashing light and I felt like I was gonna die walking up it.

@jennak.2442 7 жыл бұрын

Fun Xerio the city museum is just one of those places everyone's had a weird experience in somehow. It really is fun though, I used to play tag with my freinds on the 2nd story and the ball pit was always a blast lol

@Force-hiddenmasquerade 7 жыл бұрын

I'm also from St. Louis and i loved the City Museum. And i think the reason why it's cursed and has an eerie atmosphere in some places is because it's haunted. There's an old lady there who stays in this small room with one table in the center where you can cut animal-shaped snowflakes and make fabric dolls. She tells stories, some of which include a story about a nice wolf her grandpa/uncle (can't remember which) met, a giant rabbit species in Europe, but also how the building use to be a shoelace factory where children would work and there being a couple of ghost sightings but yeah the caves gave me nightmares as a kid lol

@jennak.2442 7 жыл бұрын

Hidden Masquerade oh that lady's so nice! The history of that building is really interesting. It was a shoe factory and that's why over by the 10 story slide there's all of those chutes on the walls. When they were adding on the newer parts a few years they found all of these really old medicine bottles. That building is packed with history, it's really cool :D I wanna look into reading some of its public records from the early 1900s

@MayorofGaming 7 жыл бұрын

Former Pizza Delivery Guy here. Some of the strangest things in my life stemmed from this job. I once fell into a pit trap.

@cmnidit4444 7 жыл бұрын

THEY NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MAGIC MOUNTAIN

@DainnGreywall 7 жыл бұрын

"It's a Dime-bag" Oh fucking god that man is a genius... I fucking love high people

@Frosty_CH 7 жыл бұрын

AY YO JOHNNY PASTRAMI

@creepymiddleagedman 7 жыл бұрын

AY YO TONY LASAGNA

@davisgoos40 6 жыл бұрын

MEET MY SON SHAWN PARMESAN

@bennygohome4576 6 жыл бұрын

AND MY WIFE PARM

@callofduckies3298 5 жыл бұрын

"HaHA! You can't hear me!" *turns on subtitles*

@goodpizza1102 7 жыл бұрын

Petition for a group meet-up at Magic Mountain.

@nexusgiga 7 жыл бұрын

you.. you actually can put meth in a syringe.

@RockyGems 7 жыл бұрын

Smoke it, snort it, shoot it... it's the Renaissance drug!

@exody7226 7 жыл бұрын

Paul Hensley i put cocaine in a syringe I have several blocked up veins

@cyndasaur4194 7 жыл бұрын

you can fucking eat meth, you can oil your car with meth, you can stop a door with meth, BUY TODAY!

@kamilee4123 6 жыл бұрын

There is a huge difference, I think, between people who order pizza for delivery on a regular basis and people who actually go ands pick up their own pizza. Probably because if you can actually go and get your own food, you are at least halfway functional as a human being. 13:35 for later

@avery42069 7 жыл бұрын

tell me why tf everyone got these cool ass stories but literally nothing interesting has ever happened in my life

@wesleyeberly228 7 жыл бұрын

Araki The Westaboo jobs dealing with a lot of people I guess

@krateling4285 6 жыл бұрын

Get a delivery job (food but also people, like taxi jobs and stuff) and you'll quickly meet a lot of insane people

@kylo-benshapiro687 4 жыл бұрын

Fast food is always interesting I met a former KKK member at my first fast-food job

@womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623 6 жыл бұрын

Dime bag is a stoner term referring (or should I say Reefering) to a bag with a bag with weed in it about the size of a dime.

@MetroAndroid 7 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who was a driver at a pizza place. At the end of the day/his shift, he had to wash dishes. But the guy before him didn't wash them properly, so he basically had to wash most of the day's dishes, not just the last few hours. This ended up with him staying nearly an hour later than his shift and not getting paid for it. He quit that job pretty fast...

@slamjam7676 Жыл бұрын

I've been using Richard crankshaft as a fake name for years bc of this episode

@Cole-xq2tl Жыл бұрын

This and the japanese 101 podcast are my favorite episodes, i listen to them about once a year just to hear the story again

@seanflannery8587 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who's passed by it while going to Polaris, *I know where the magic mountain is.*

@foxmcloud23 6 жыл бұрын

I would kill just to hear an angry man scream get the fuck out of my magic mountain

@johnguidoiv6431 2 жыл бұрын

I often return to the pizza

@therealmrmago9077 2 жыл бұрын

listening to this at work right now

@LetMeTellYouAbout 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@armo-bb- 7 жыл бұрын

mamma mia thisy ah goody podcasty 👌👌👌

@DCPTF2 Ай бұрын

to this day this is at least top 5 best videos on this channel

@queenshroomyt 7 жыл бұрын

I deliver Chinese food. once I got tipped a nickel by a guy who was screaming about how his shorty was spending all his money and then he told me to fuck off. at least I got a tip?

@armo-bb- 7 жыл бұрын

this one, the dragon dildos, and the streaming stories are probably my favorite episodes so far. keep it up my dudes 👍

@mochareynolds240 7 жыл бұрын

This is my all time favorite podcast lmao

@kerpkowspi8289 7 жыл бұрын

Ooooh boi, my day off from delivering from dominos, and I get to hear this

@bruhbbawallace 7 жыл бұрын

That dimebag joke fucking killed me press F for my sides

@planetnepp 7 жыл бұрын

i love this podcast so much

@denbacoe6476 6 жыл бұрын

10:07 Nah that was Josephine

@KrystineChristenson 7 жыл бұрын

Oh man, i delivered pizza for a few years for a couple of places, can confirm a number of these.. Seriously this has been like a walk down memory lane

@SuperGlitterUnicorn 7 жыл бұрын

fantastic ep

@clown-cult96 6 жыл бұрын

So I was having a shitty day and this seriously cheered me up. Best fucking thing I've listened to in ages!

@megidork 7 жыл бұрын

this is one of my favorites

@thatman5484 7 жыл бұрын

The deaf thing, it's probably not an at home helper. There's a service you can call with video phone and they'll relay what you're saying in the call for you.

@TheDarkLordCthulhu 7 жыл бұрын

tumbnail is 10/10 👌 hell yeah

@dickolas3018 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing someone else talk about magic Moutan is surreal

@nicholasmorgan7609 7 жыл бұрын

Gonna be ordering pizza this weekend

@bobenheimen 7 жыл бұрын

The old dudes who live in their car and have shit beyond their means: FUCKING DRUGS, THEY ARE SELLING DRUGS. Glad our 2nd host caught this...lol, thank you for this video guys: this is fuckin fantastic

@MrCoolioto 6 жыл бұрын

ordered pizza a few nights ago; the driver was like a 60 year old man. nothing interesting happened.

@LetMeTellYouAbout 6 жыл бұрын

big mood

@thetomatoking9714 7 жыл бұрын

Hurricane Katrina 2: Electric Boogaloo

@millicentchuyin6763 7 жыл бұрын

21:33 He sounded like krusty

@LauraBow 7 жыл бұрын

Deaf Person: turned captions on

@dominicesquivel3901 6 жыл бұрын

31:16 Im pretty sure he delived to reviewbruh

@bennygohome4576 6 жыл бұрын

Dominic Esquivel hello everybody this is reviewbrahand welcome to Running On Empty Fooooooood Review!

@doger944 6 жыл бұрын

My pizza order just knocked on the door and you immediately replied "Oh, god! Dominoes, eh?"

@nentendoboy12 7 жыл бұрын

I can hear the interference on their microphones, but every time they stop talking the interference also stops and it keeps making me think the video froze, in it's tab.

@Estragon17 7 жыл бұрын

nentendoboy12 it's a gate filter. when the sound level drops the mic stops till it rises again.

@laserdude3643 2 жыл бұрын

Swear to God at the beginning I thought I heard Pizza Plex

@gameztime8067 7 жыл бұрын

I went to the City Museum for a wedding, and I suggest you try it drunk, it is so much fun.

@CheezeWuz 7 жыл бұрын

... I ah.... ordered pizza listen to this.

@olivius8891 7 жыл бұрын

That moment when you been to Columbus and ate at many pizza places

@Force-hiddenmasquerade 7 жыл бұрын

dude... the City Museum is the fucking best place in St. Louis next to the Zoo except there are plenty of things there that gave me nightmares as a kid

@tereziii 6 жыл бұрын

HE MET REVIEWBRAH

@Anustart569 7 жыл бұрын

I love you boys, and still will listen to it all, but damn the choppy audio in this ep was jarring

@therealmrmago9077 3 жыл бұрын

as someone who is part Italian i approve this

@camillehessel7037 Жыл бұрын

33:46 I live in STL and let me just say that I do, in fact, remember that beluga whale. I do NOT remember its vagina. The city museum was crazier than I remember I guess lmfao

@lolwutrly 7 жыл бұрын

Listen, I NEED a supercut of everyone in Revival just saying "I don't like this.".

@heymay724 4 жыл бұрын

Classic

@maxtheawesome4255 7 жыл бұрын

Seinfield needs to happen

@poopshipdestroy3r 7 жыл бұрын

Meth is consumed via smoking

@crown0191 7 жыл бұрын

I just got dominos today and saw a guy with a low down civic, black hood, and what appeared to be a fart cannon muffler

@Agent_Cobalt 7 жыл бұрын

Magic mountain? As in the six flags in Canada? How is someone not sued?

@thefinalduane 7 жыл бұрын

PIZZA THE HUT

@moonsys Жыл бұрын

hood classic

@doujinking4067 6 жыл бұрын

not sure about orter places, but here in ireland dominos is acualy pretty good

@theblankking1966 6 жыл бұрын

43:42 **turns on subtitles**

@TheStampede_ 7 жыл бұрын

I have been wondering about this since I subbed but which guy is which in the logo?

@charles7097 7 жыл бұрын

Badguy I think Tad is the one with the glasses

@Lukeade815 7 жыл бұрын

tad is in the glasses and alecks (not in this episode) is the skinhead

@Fung1Puck 6 жыл бұрын

As a central Ohioan myself, I now need to know WHICH Magic Mountain this was

@InnocentExile182 6 жыл бұрын

i wouldve went with Katrina 2: Electric Boogaloo

@ccs8847 7 жыл бұрын

LMTYA: 1.7k in about a day Revival: 135 in 6 Checkmate atheists Don't block me I watch both daddy. What

@KirbySmasher48 5 жыл бұрын

that desc is so fuckign cursed, what is DanTDM doing anyways?

@m.c.i.d23 7 жыл бұрын

I deliver for papa johns it's all fucking true

@OnlyWednesdayMu 7 жыл бұрын

uh oh, trouble

@AleTitan 7 жыл бұрын

Wtf was up with the Nam kid and the house?

@danbimbris6628 7 жыл бұрын

Pizza, Pasta Force, Fettuccine Revolution

@maxwellwood6343 7 жыл бұрын

Pizza time

@bennygohome4576 6 жыл бұрын

MoneyJune GOO!

@tereziii 6 жыл бұрын

Everything is wrong with saint Louis. -Saint Louisian

@trashman11 6 жыл бұрын

I swear some of these sound like the start of a creepypasta.

@metalmugen 6 жыл бұрын

Pizza Hut is good though... at least in California.

@Phe0niz 7 жыл бұрын

Dan sounds like Brickyorchid8.

@denabeloved6993 7 жыл бұрын

Closed Captioning help deaf people know...

@AleTitan 7 жыл бұрын

Dena Beloved it's often inaccurate

@denabeloved6993 7 жыл бұрын

Seemed to work here though hehe

@Logan_Weasel 6 жыл бұрын

Just provide like number 66 😎, #edge

@wchaysen 5 жыл бұрын

The Pizza P.i

@HayLeesHomeMade 6 жыл бұрын

Everyone who works at the pizza place I work at is well over 40. I'm the youngest person there.

@NRMania007 6 жыл бұрын

I just checked the captions with the 'Fuck you you can't hear this Podcast'... they are there. If a deaf person wanted to they could see the 'fuck you'.