Longest Running Dad Joke. Bob Smiley - Full Special
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3 жыл бұрынThe longest running dad joke in history was pulled of by the father of Bob Smiley in this hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy Show by Bob Smiley. Whether it's long running dad jokes, hilarious stories from his child hood, or great stories about getting through airport security this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Bob Smiley is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@teaganna5970 3 жыл бұрын
"...yes, you were adopted. But they brought you back." I actually laughed aloud. Hehe
@wat265 3 жыл бұрын
I Did as well
@UnathleticDad2023 3 жыл бұрын
Wade Turner I’ll ioo
@m1st3rr33d 3 жыл бұрын
A rare out loud lol
@michaelbernas3667 3 жыл бұрын
o
@RIOrio-of9et 3 жыл бұрын
It was a funny line for most..except for me, when I was listening to this, my 13year old adopted son walked right in on that moment and it was a cringer for us both
@tremackin 3 жыл бұрын
This guy tells jokes like a magician, theres so much misdirection with the delivery that the punchlines really floor you since theyre so unexpected
@juliebaker6969 3 жыл бұрын
SO true. Most comedians can make me smile, but few can make me actually laugh. Mostly because I can see the punch line coming a mile away. Not with this guy, I laughed through the whole set.
@ZootSuitNewt 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's sincerely because he doesn't quite know where his stories are going. He's distractable.
@stephaniefinn4745 3 жыл бұрын
Haha. Yes!
@waakkeuppp 3 жыл бұрын
Good description!
@Jkayski22 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZootSuitNewt He does know where his story is going. I've seen him live. He did the same exact set in the same manner by which he does it here. Doesn't mean he's not hilarious however.
@mauboy1983 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna offend anybody" -- goes on and offends everybody :D This guy is so funny. Really enjoyed this one.
@Jacob-ht7im 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is GOLDEN! The way he brought in the crowd on the hitting a short bus. He had me on that one. This guy is hilarious.
@danielboggan2479 3 жыл бұрын
Bob is just an awesome guy by all accounts
@briannarichardson9511 3 жыл бұрын
He kinda looks like a cross between Robin Williams and that tall guy from Whose Line is it Anyway
@Crystaltotten 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan stiles I can see That...
@alicerabbit5250 3 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams & Conan Obrian 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spencerjohnson7653 3 жыл бұрын
OMG YESS!!!
@bigmona2741 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan Stiles & Robin Williams... absolutely
@Apaulshi 3 жыл бұрын
I can see that but I was amazed how much more he reminded me of Tim Hawkins than he used to.
@CowenGittens 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's hilarious. "Kiddie casino...yeah Chuck E. Cheese" 😂😂😂
@pocketpenguin8601 3 жыл бұрын
Where kids gamble
@gwenyverreking5565 3 жыл бұрын
He just gets funnier the longer he does comedy
@markkirkpatrick8572 3 жыл бұрын
@TeachAble iiii on
@pamelaconstantine170 3 жыл бұрын
I totally agree
@Vincent-ke5zn Жыл бұрын
Practice makes perfect
@ethanscott6948 3 жыл бұрын
I LOOOVE BOB SMILEY!!! SO COOL TO SEE HIM ON A DRY BAR FEATURED KZfaq VIDEO!!!!
@HamptonBallance 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
“They didn’t have time out, back then” “What was the lion’s den?” 🤣🤣🤣 Exactly the laughter therapy I needed. Thanks again, Dry Bar!
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын
@bobsmiley12 Most definitely. Can’t wait to see more!
@wldandcrzyguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@globetrekker86 now change ring tone to "help me help me.. let me out, someone help me..lol
@georgaseebalack6003 3 жыл бұрын
@@wldandcrzyguy what kind of temptation is this? great now I have to do this
@Vincent-ke5zn Жыл бұрын
My dad didn't even know what time out was
@daleplatino 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this while eating was a mistake. This was the funniest comedian I've listened to in weeks.
@marcusbibb1457 3 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilariously quick and clever! No cursing, and able to emphasise a PUNCHLINE! A-1 STUFF!
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@RhiFoxx 3 жыл бұрын
'Judge me silently.. In your mind,' lmao
@swamppride 3 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams would be so proud of this guy
@pamelaconstantine170 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@bobcarrender2693 3 жыл бұрын
With all the issues in the world that really concern us all it is great to have a comedian like Bob Smiley to give us a break with a bunch of really great jokes... Thank you for the excape from reality...
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
@TeachAble Those videos are the best!
@larspossum9201 3 жыл бұрын
escape*
@bobcarrender2693 3 жыл бұрын
Lee Hanson... I do know the correct way to spell it... Spelled it that way for a reason... Also I don't need a grammar nazi... Lighten up...
@valoryj5603 3 жыл бұрын
At the Canadian border... "Back me up now, 'do you have a gun' and 'do you have a gun with you' are two distinct questions. I'm from Texas, what do you think my answer was... 'yes', that was the wrong answer. 'How many do you have???' ... 18...." Another golden one from Dry Bar.
@nicolefancy69 3 жыл бұрын
The story about the sticky hand in the car made me laugh so hard, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I guess it was worth getting in trouble way back then.
@jamjam731 3 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud for the whole sticky hand bit! I HAD one of those as a kid, and so did my son. It’s amazing how much enjoyment a kid can get out of a 25 cent gum ball toy! I think it still may stuck to the ceiling in my old classroom!!!
@davidgang932 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamjam731 legend has it that, in man's darkest hour, a hero shall rise to save us, and we shall know he has arrived for only the chosen on can remove the legendary sticky hand from the classroom ceiling.
@cherbruin1637 3 жыл бұрын
My Parents Called The Sticky Hand A Germ Collector! 🤣 I Wasn't Allowed To Have Them. 🥺😉
@ohillbilly 3 жыл бұрын
Yay! Smiley is back!!! Just figured out, when he gives that awkward look, he reminds me of Red Skelton. :-)
@raymondschneider5217 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I saw Red Skelton in some of he voices and facial, too!
@mauricemorning 22 күн бұрын
That's it!
@southernladyish 3 жыл бұрын
“Act like a Christian.. judge me silently in your mind” 😂😂😂
@robinmartz9052 2 жыл бұрын
Hes so refreshing. Funny AND doesn't cus! I love it 😀
@JohnDoe-kg7gl 3 жыл бұрын
2:23 "if icecream truck plays music, it's because it's out of icecream" 💥 good idea! 😂
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Happy to help!
@GoddessFourWinds 3 жыл бұрын
And my dad goes "AAAAAAA" ...it was in a guy's voice. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! "I BOUGHT A MAZDA SHOULDA BOUGHT A HONDA!" LMAO!!
@ethanscott6948 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, hes done some of this ruitine before lol but that doesn't make it not funny!!
@HumbleHomesteader 3 жыл бұрын
It absolutely killed me lol
@dumaskhan 3 жыл бұрын
that joke did not get as big a laugh as it should have.
@sloopfan3706 3 жыл бұрын
i prefer “I BOUGHT A HONDA BUT I SHOULDA BOUGHT A KIA”
@pouncebaratheon4178 3 жыл бұрын
That's a Katt Williams joke
@carrie9657 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it! "I will......speak slower". LOL
@JeffAdamsMusic 3 жыл бұрын
So hilarious! I was crying from laughter, which is a rarity from any comedian. Brilliant! Thank you! 🤣❤
@cdnbcn6164 3 жыл бұрын
He has a hilarious form of comedy, a completely natural delivery and the way he gets the crowd to interact is pure gold !
@jotan0306 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t expecting much but this guy turned out really really funny and spontaneous! Dry Bar has great acts!!!
@wat265 3 жыл бұрын
I Love BoB Smiley very entertaining thank you for sharing this one
@littleredhen 3 жыл бұрын
If laughter really is the best medicine, Bob Smiley you have earned your Ph.D., Sir as far as I'm concerned. I laughed all the way through your routine and Dr. Smiley that was the best Rx for my day. Thank you 😄💕
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks you. Please come back in two weeks for a checkup
@littleredhen 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmiley12 you saying you wanna play Dr? 😉 LOL
@PamelaH_HappyVibes 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Tony Romo jab, hilarious!
@swamppride 3 жыл бұрын
That one hurt me and I'm not even a football fan
@Happyshiningpeople12 3 жыл бұрын
This is what I needed the day of surgery. Thanks, Dry Bar!!
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Hope the surgery went well and the surgeon wasn't watching this during the procedure.
@richardscaggs5936 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmiley12 😂
@richardscaggs5936 3 жыл бұрын
So your doctor said to you , Hey you are Cure" ! And I wasn't talking about Being a bacon in the smoker fryer .
@richardscaggs5936 3 жыл бұрын
And sadly yes I'm from Arkansas . And yes I still have deodorant and I used it ! And yes I have all my teeth accept for one winsome tooth removed in the back of my head .
@anewman66 3 жыл бұрын
1 got me "my dad carried me outside like a football ... and he's a Tony Romo fan so he fumbled me several times"
@westboyer9931 3 жыл бұрын
So embarrassing, right...in front of my kids.
@Mary-Mercedes 3 жыл бұрын
@Bob Smiley First rate talent. TRULY needed stress relief to bask in laughter in these terrible times. Sir, you deserve great success and blessings. Looking forward to your next show. THANK YOU DRY BAR!
@nermalsturf 3 жыл бұрын
I've enjoyed Smiley's comedy for many years. It's nice to see him on Dry Bar Comedy
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I had a second dry bar special come out so be sure to watch that one as well!
@theotherrealmjewellery5524 21 күн бұрын
Love this guy's originality, creativity, and energy!!
@eyewonder6448 3 жыл бұрын
I love your closer. ... Airport security is just a wonderful set of jokes... Thank you!
@sloopfan3706 3 жыл бұрын
Got to see this guy live a couple years ago, awesome experience. Seriously underrated comedian.
@cliffords.8341 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is genuinely hilarious! I want more!
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
I have a new one coming out soon!
@cliffords.8341 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmiley12 Cool, I can't wait!
@edgarflores5569 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! This guy's lit. Great comedian. I had to pause and rewind after the "airport's staff" joke ´cause i missed almost 2 minutes laughing about it.
@jimtryner9474 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching or listening to Bob. I would enjoy going and watching him live.
@richardscaggs5936 3 жыл бұрын
Just kidding 😂
@pierrevillemaire-brooks4247 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting a smile on our faces :-)
@janb7534 3 жыл бұрын
He’s one of mu favourites from Dry Bar, i kept laughing from start to finish!
@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 жыл бұрын
Major dose of 30 minutes of endorphins. Thanks Bob Smiley and DRYBAR. Bring him back soon, ok? To everyone else, stay safe and know that God loves you, each and every one of us. ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘
@raymondschneider5217 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, Deborah! His set-up, then the punch line were FUNNY!!!! His delivery: spot on! Y'all Be Safe!
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
I agree! I need another special!
@MaximilianonMars 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's nice to have clean comedy to enjoy. I reckon there's a good number of Christians here, but I don't assume so here: Check my channel for a clear Gospel presentation reuploaded from a trustworthy pastor. You can be 100% certain you're going to heaven when you die because salvation is the free gift of God, we absolutely cannot earn it with our "good" works. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. 1 John:5:13 King James Version
@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaximilianonMars Since 1972, have been a born again, died in the blood of Jesus Christ, raised to walk in new life believer. My fate is sealed by His Grace alone, and what He did for us on the Cross.
@dwightjames4874 3 жыл бұрын
He's funny at the wrong time that makes is funnier I like him 🤣
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
uh....thanks...I think.
@anniemarie4120 3 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't even terrorist toothpaste, like Aim or Scope" 😂😂😂
@AnnieWarriorPrincess 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Bob is now on Dry Comedy! He is fantastic! God Bless you and your family! They are gonna need it! hehehehe
@lillygardens1 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man!! You are Funny!!!! 👍👍👍
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Thomas-uk5cp 3 жыл бұрын
"Hes a tony romo fan so he fumbled me several times" 😂😂😂
@Robpearceknives 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best I’ve seen in a while. Very funny.
@Alcatraz18ify 3 жыл бұрын
His face after saying he did well on the ski ball tickets. I died🤣🤣
@nadt5547 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. Just keeps them coming.
@TheTwan85 3 жыл бұрын
21:34 YUP!! Same thing with "Have you been drinking?" or "Have you been drinking alcohol?" with police... For people with important jobs they're surprisingly bad at asking what they need to know 🤣
@nancymueller6206 2 жыл бұрын
Nurse “Do you have a temperature?” Me “I’d have a temperature if I were dead. I do NOT have a FEVER!”
@timmmychanga 3 жыл бұрын
This is therapeutic ❤🤟👏
@scruffy6151 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny.👍👍
@nullcoda 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my fave comedians on DBC so far.
@PROGAMER-yv6ne 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing I love this !!!
@layasaul28 Ай бұрын
So glad I found this, great comedy! Thanks Bob Smiley, thanks Dry Bar!
@ktsnironmangaming1217 3 жыл бұрын
Bob is one of favorite comics. So glad to see him on DryBar.
@MrsGreen_Apple 3 жыл бұрын
Bob, I love your sense of humor😍. I have seen your stuff before but you still make me laugh. Thank you for bringing your joy to Dry Bar.😘💗❤
@jpierce1987 3 жыл бұрын
Seen you WAY BACK in the day! Didn't recognize you until I heard one of your old jokes, and I was like "wait, did he steal that joke?" And then I read the name... Just as funny now as you were back in the early 2000s! 😂
@darrienrussell9016 3 жыл бұрын
I love smiley.
@topsydoddle1 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually funny, I enjoyed every bit of this.
@kaelanlovett8523 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to be here this early, this guy’s funny
@justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 жыл бұрын
Kaelan Lovett Bob Smiley is great. You should check out his other videos.
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
@@justanotherbaptistjew5659 Good suggestion. I'll do that!
@justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 жыл бұрын
bobsmiley12 Ha! I’m sure you’ll love it!
@janetscofield7740 3 жыл бұрын
I am watching this on my phone and I keep laughing so hard that my husband who is watching TV starts laughing too!
@bubzilla6137 3 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite kind of laugh- contagious! It's a great feeling laughing and not even knowing why... Lol! 🤣😂💙
@deewestenberger6725 3 жыл бұрын
Laughing right through this so much I peed... Lol...
@whoopswrongplanet.9647 3 жыл бұрын
This man was on a ROLL!!! Loved him!!!
@inmyroom3485 3 жыл бұрын
His energy is wild! Love it he's hilarious!
@stephaniesmith7317 3 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff there Bob! You've got good energy and great timing on your jokes with deliberate pause. I really enjoyed this. 👍🏻
@Thelegendl23 3 жыл бұрын
"If I cant be number 1 in your heart, then number 2 on you" Loool
@bobdobolina6446 3 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed it
@himmaty 3 жыл бұрын
Totally awesome, the whole video gets funnier each second
@julialtate 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best Dry Bar comedians I’ve seen. Too bad I can’t give more than one thumbs up. Thank you Bob Smiley
@bobsmiley12 3 жыл бұрын
You can give more than one thumbs up on the dry bar app...and I have a second special on there if you're interested!
@russellbertwaters9726 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best comedians I've watched in a LONG time.
@RaechelleJ 3 жыл бұрын
Oh My gosh love Bob so funny.
@ashtonyoshi6811 3 жыл бұрын
Bob is one of my favorite dry bar comedian. Funny funny guy
@MatheusYami 3 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic, he was funny from start to the end without stop and I laghued the whole time I was watching it!
@kelmohror6960 3 жыл бұрын
Great fun! Laughter therapy doesn't come any better than this! Even his last joke had twists and turns - "What, are you from West Virginia? ( Long pause, eyes gleeful ) ....
@lorenawilliams4229 3 жыл бұрын
This guy!! He is Hilarious 😂
@doxielvr4evr 3 жыл бұрын
He made my day.
@orlandonieves8658 3 жыл бұрын
Totally awesome !
@camdengreene2736 3 жыл бұрын
This was great 😂🤣😂
@JJoh4040 3 жыл бұрын
"He was born on a Thursday and a Friday!" 💯😊🌻💜🤣 Grandmaw we love so much she can be ruthless.
@zombie5dumpsterdivemasboy642 3 жыл бұрын
Love that u keep it clean and couldn't stop laughing 👍😅😅😅😅👍
@jamesanderson1415 3 жыл бұрын
You are so funny !!! God Bless you !!! So good to Laugh !!! Hope to see you in person one day .
@pollyjohnson-bell9217 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the"speaking in tongues"..... knew someone who started laughing, she said "I'm reciting my spice rack!"
@leannperica8 3 жыл бұрын
So darn funny I love him
@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 жыл бұрын
Funny in the beginning hilarious towards the end this guy is talented
@outdoorzfam 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious👌👍
@brendonmaher1513 3 жыл бұрын
What a great act! Classic comedy. :)
@baba1231 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is great
@kcl060 Жыл бұрын
I love this set from him! Way better than the other one. This is hilarious!
@dad.0 3 жыл бұрын
Great video, I love your channel!
@ralphrose1 3 жыл бұрын
Homeboy got me rolling 😂😂😂
@rickeshpatel4025 3 жыл бұрын
Real life funny man 😂 😂 😂
@iconnic 3 жыл бұрын
Legend!!! 😂😂
@_sheebie 3 жыл бұрын
This was really really funny! An outstanding video. Thank you very much for posting this comic. He was great.👍 Much love. 💙
@mattzamillianfights5894 8 ай бұрын
I love it!! "No, ya don't, Watch!!"
@jdmdashfiredotcom 3 жыл бұрын
Great job sir, i was late for.dinner enjoying this in my car 😂😭
@cheetobandito6307 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that's the funniest toothpaste joke that's ever existed lmao
@Puncastle 3 жыл бұрын
He was great! It made my day!
@dig1035 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously funny 😂!
@jaycily4494 3 жыл бұрын
Dad jokes are always hilarious. Harhar har
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