Losing Brain Cells Watching 5 Minute Crafts

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@jseisapringle666 Жыл бұрын

Can we all appreciate Kris’ 100% “family friendly content” 😊

@rumcd2978 Жыл бұрын

Ikr lol 😂😂😂

@gracetambay Жыл бұрын

Needs to be appreciated😊🙏❤ 😌😌😌😌

@Joshu_Y Жыл бұрын

💯

@danbowes Жыл бұрын

100% lol

@uncrustable9923 Жыл бұрын

It's literally not, she said p*n*s

@widevariety4174 Жыл бұрын

Kris "this is a family friendly channel" Also Kris 5 minutes later "FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS MY ASSHOLE" 😂😂😂 nobody can make me laugh more than you Kris

@kevinbell8592 Жыл бұрын

My daughter loves her KZfaq channel! she always says she wants to be as funny and pretty as Kris. Keep up the great work, young lady!

@U_k.i Жыл бұрын

So true😂😂😂

@charlie7976 Жыл бұрын

Same

@ammieeldridge267 Жыл бұрын

Fake

@widevariety4174 Жыл бұрын

@@ammieeldridge267 whatchu mean fake?

@TreasureHunter-sp6bg 3 ай бұрын

Can we just talk about how GREAT she is at doing all of these accents!?🤯🤯

@lovesikequeen 3 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying

@Harriet-hf1sw 2 ай бұрын

Fr❤❤❤

@Spookykittyvt5hr Ай бұрын

Yeah 😊

@nicoledeshone6872 9 ай бұрын

Kris: "I have no friends. " Celina, Sam, And Colby : 👁👄👁

@Angel_x_husker Ай бұрын

@chaoticlokis Ай бұрын

the four of them are the best ghost hunting group fr

@Mushroom73 20 күн бұрын

NO CUZ THATS EXCATLY WHAT THOUGHT😭

@Therianhearts-df1sq 14 күн бұрын

Don’t forget jay and Kevin and Pete

@SoniasWay Жыл бұрын

I’m ready to lose sone brain cells if Kris is reacting. She never fails to make me laugh

@natashatm9518 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CosmicBoo Жыл бұрын

@Tommylmit 🅥 are you the real tommyinit?

@CosmicBoo Жыл бұрын

@☕︎𝙸𝚝𝚣._𝙲𝚡𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚉☕︎ [ taking a break ]oh :(

@Donuts_random_stuff Жыл бұрын

Here’s a clip about everyone placing links to clips kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html

@matthewperkins2191 Жыл бұрын

I agree

@emilyvieira5305 Жыл бұрын

as a born and raised Bostonian that was probably one of the most accurate things I have ever heard. Right down to talking about my mother. Keep up the fantastic work!👍

@mhathaway35 Жыл бұрын

Forgot the Pepperidge Farms cookies.

@dell2610 Жыл бұрын

All except the hoagie... lol

@L3x13. Жыл бұрын

Same

@zettagotbored9341 Жыл бұрын

But those were sprinkles, not jimmies. That’s my only thing

@TotallyPaige...0111 Жыл бұрын

Exactly 💯 We joke like this all the time. 😭

@turbosingh-and-samiakumar Жыл бұрын

I would join Kris’s class in a second if she became a teacher. That Five Minute Class subject would be my favourite! 😅

@christinelombardi9272 Жыл бұрын

How Kris is always cursing all the time is 100% making this channel family friendly😊 we love you Kris

@100blueeyedboy Жыл бұрын

I love how distracted Kris gets. Like, everything takes longer because she goes off on little tangents. It's always so fun

@itz_BB-SA-roleplays Жыл бұрын

so true

@eyesfullofstars13 Жыл бұрын

I relate that’s what I do 😭

@100blueeyedboy Жыл бұрын

@AbnormalIySwaggy I know me, does that count? what I mean is that she embraces it for the video. she doesn't shy away from the random thoughts or edit them out. it was badly worded. it can be difficult getting thoughts translated to actual words, as I'm sure you know. still, no need to be an ass about it.

@ilikeducks.2807 Жыл бұрын

I think that would be the ADHD

@insomnia5916 Жыл бұрын

That's what ADHD will do to you.. now I really needa get checked for ADHD

@Matpit18 Жыл бұрын

Kris and her ADHD segments: As random as they may be, they sometimes produce some of the funniest/golden moments on her channel

@MK-he3qq Жыл бұрын

As someone with adhd: random what are you talking about

@allisonkoller5831 Жыл бұрын

Yeah bc I can relate to her so much because I have ADHD to and I have the hyper active type

@mrvlogs790 Жыл бұрын

I can relate, I’ve got severe ADHD, and this is me on a regular basis 😂

@patriciasharp5755 Жыл бұрын

Are you sure that it's random??? Yes, I've got ADHD.

@flower7577 Ай бұрын

DUCT TAPE

@CarrotLover220 2 ай бұрын

“WOaH LooK WOAh” that needs to be on a shirt 😂😂😂

@SetsunaMeiou-SailorPluto 4 ай бұрын

Not me being a crochet/knitter and having made SO many pompoms for hats and stuff and getting irrationally angry at the way they said you should make those. Lol

@pragathisalian4291 Жыл бұрын

kris is literally a queen her humor is amazing

@coralinemainhall6442 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@opeitsme2727 Жыл бұрын

I love how whenever there is tape- whether it's scotch tape, electrical tape, etc... Kris is like "DUCT TAPE" 😂😂😂

@helenachester5992 Жыл бұрын

I know, it was literally electrical tape lol

@fatsackafat1476 Жыл бұрын

@@helenachester5992 Every time she says it i cringe, bu i still love her!

@NovaKatYT Жыл бұрын

7:39 Kris missed the part where it said put in freezer for 1 HOUR. This is 5 minute crafts For goodness sake!

@toroinoueee 3 ай бұрын

Not 1 hour crafts😡

@JuliannaBoyd-bi1mo Жыл бұрын

Can we all appreciate Kris's 100% family friendly content 😊.

@Or3ooo 4 ай бұрын

word for word

@Luxirias Жыл бұрын

kris is literally an online therapist for me. shes so funny, and amazing. keep up the good work kris

@memet3017 Жыл бұрын

Thanks you

@michalipiperakis9380 Жыл бұрын

I completely agree!! We love you Kris!

@ericdavids9667 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 also I love you Tommy you make me really happy :)

@ambermorin5910 3 ай бұрын

Shut the f up Chris is mine. I'm not snoker

@ollie9922 Жыл бұрын

I’m impressed with how well Kris actually did ASMR

@ollie9922 Жыл бұрын

@𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝟙 𝟝𝟙𝟚 𝟠𝟚𝟟-𝟟𝟘𝟚𝟛 sure, that doesn’t look suspicious at all

@pvic6959 Жыл бұрын

This is my vote for more ASMR from Kris

@FirstnameLastname-rf8bf Жыл бұрын

She's got a good mic I guess

@Woffles_The_Therian 2 ай бұрын

"Family friendly" this and "Family friendly" that. **A string of cusswords and adult jokes**

@JadeAshby-em6fz 2 күн бұрын

Hola

@JadeAshby-em6fz 2 күн бұрын

Hola

@fuzzywuzzy5749 7 ай бұрын

The bottles clicking--"Warriors! Come out to play-ay!"

@Thesupersaiyanlord Жыл бұрын

6:24 "This is a family friendly channel" *immediately proceeds curse* We love you too, Kris😂

@bubb1lyy841 Жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@LorEclipse Жыл бұрын

Kris at 6:24: "This is a family friendly channel!" *Not even 10 seconds later at **6:33** - Proceeds to swear* God, you never cease to make us smile Kris. We love you ♥

@heidihetrick7848 Жыл бұрын

🤗

@texaslovesbama927 Жыл бұрын

Love her!

@soherfarrag8530 Жыл бұрын

😊love you so much kok

@thealewis7076 Жыл бұрын

I wish I had the patience to make time stamps

@gyro2915 Жыл бұрын

and then swears again

@delameesh 11 ай бұрын

I used to LOVE when my mom would buy a "grab bag" at the discount stores. It was always a surprise what was in them. Have you thought about a video of opening surprise packages from a storage unit or lost mail or Amazon's undeliverables? Would LOVE to see what you get!

@Edits_of_F1_ Жыл бұрын

"At least they're not putting it over their heads, you know? Oh just kidding!" -Kris 🤣🤣🤣

@jadkouzi1052 Жыл бұрын

Kris reacting to Duct Tape always brings me joy

@alexism5744 Жыл бұрын

I need a half hour unedited video of Kris just "making ASMR" 😆

@emmar6613 Жыл бұрын

Why was it so good tho 🤣

@flakey_sno_1455 Жыл бұрын

TRUEEEE

@alyxleaf Жыл бұрын

I have tingle immunity and she just cured it so I need this.

@ninetails961 Жыл бұрын

@@alyxleaf me too! She is a natural!

@sarahkelley4372 Жыл бұрын

Hahah

@Raven73732 10 ай бұрын

when she said "your body is looking fit today" it was perfect timing i watched her right after i did a yoga workout. you're the best youtuber ever kris you make us smile every day keep going!

@alisons338 Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate how kris puts so much into making us watch her losing brain cells 😂

@BeccaS331 Жыл бұрын

Kris: "youre body is looking extra fit today" Me: sitting in my bed sick with unbrushed hair, and a XL hoodie, and leggings on "why thank you"

@skylinvarela8385 Жыл бұрын

that is me rn XD

@alice_l20311 Жыл бұрын

OMG SAMEEEE

@ariathetaega3341 Жыл бұрын

I have to appreciate how Kris risks her brain cells for us and still has the time to compliment us.

@LeeLeesBanter Жыл бұрын

She's so brave!😂

@Im-done Жыл бұрын

@@LeeLeesBanter Yea lol😂

@dcarter455 16 күн бұрын

This whole video is just one big adhd loop and I FEEL SO SEEN!!!!😂😂😂

@sarahwoodward9663 6 ай бұрын

"You wanna fight 5 min craftes?"had me dead😂

@HistoryRogue95 Жыл бұрын

Kris talking about the yarn project is literally describing how I crochet. I have been working on the same blanket for three years.

@aarasko Жыл бұрын

hope youll be able to finish it!

@HistoryRogue95 Жыл бұрын

@@aarasko awe thank you!! I hope so too. It's slow going, but I'm going to do my best

@devdog007 Жыл бұрын

I swear that was just giant crochet, that person's arms were just the hooks

@garionfan1 Жыл бұрын

It’s literally called arm crochet. There are some paterns available on Pinterest.

@Razz-Naomi16 Жыл бұрын

Can we just all agree that Kris never lets us have a horrible day she always makes us happy no matter what ❤❤❤

@coralinemainhall6442 Жыл бұрын

Agree

@BBtimevideos 10 ай бұрын

I love how sarcastic she is

@nmcnamara1 Жыл бұрын

Kris:'Your body lookin' fit today' not me drinking coke

@swetharavikumar3687 Жыл бұрын

I just want to appreciate how Kris is saving me a lot of money and effort by making me smile throughout her videos and making me feel better about being a depressed hot mess , because I'm honestly too broke and a lazy introvert for therapy or friendships. love you so much Kris 🤗❤

@siegfriedmordrake3229 Жыл бұрын

I had a genuine recoil reflex at the ASMR parody moment because I HATE wet mouth noises 😂 well done, Kris

@waitamiactuallyhere Жыл бұрын

Same! I was clenching my teeth!

@down-like-the-tower Жыл бұрын

And I thought I was insane for hating those noises.

@loveluna9653 Жыл бұрын

As someone with misaphonia I agree. Like I genuinely couldn't give this video a like out of fear that KZfaq will start recommending ASMR videos to me.😬

@AugustFischer-nb6vb Сағат бұрын

"your body is extra fit" me without a shirt💀

@Bukunola-ri1me 6 ай бұрын

5 minute crafts is on another level of making kris rage 😂

@lisaduffy913 Жыл бұрын

Kris:"This is a family channel" Also Kris: Continues to swear Love her ❤️❤️

@vidareggum6118 7 ай бұрын

Americans: shows death and destruction all day every day on tv. Also Americans: faints at nipples and swearwords😂😂

@Harriet-hf1sw 2 ай бұрын

Kris is iconic for this @lisaduffy913 😂❤❤we love Kris

@michelleharwood6863 Жыл бұрын

She should definitely start an ASMR channel, and 5 min crafts should make her CEO so they don't seem so stupid

@McCaslinJamie Жыл бұрын

Her doing asmr we bo the funniest thing ever or even trying it

@zomaariemand1727 Жыл бұрын

Asmr is the most stupid thing i ever seen

@Meredith_1 Жыл бұрын

Yes I hate watching 5 minute crafts because they take HOURS

@McCaslinJamie Жыл бұрын

@@Meredith_1 ya like who got time for that though

@elizabethsaxby4932 Жыл бұрын

She does a smart then she will be the world's best

@CamillaArrowsmith-dy8tt 10 ай бұрын

she is so out of context anx i love it😭

@SunX_Beach 8 ай бұрын

Kris: “I’m a family friendly channel” continues to swear 5 seconds later😂

@laurenbaca1878 Жыл бұрын

I love how in each video Kris just slips further and further into insanity

@LilygirlGO Жыл бұрын

Yes that is so true

@jaxonscootz Жыл бұрын

and were all doing it with her

@UrMum159 Жыл бұрын

Very true

@lavenderxboba3381 Жыл бұрын

fr THOOOO

@kadeemboodhai7181 11 ай бұрын

THATS HELLA TRUE

@Me-ru1qs Жыл бұрын

Can we please acknowledge how amazing she is and how she makes everyone’s day better 🥰

@MadamMuzie-CobieOvO Жыл бұрын

Yess

@justsomeanimator Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the umbrella person in the first clip is actually *the wicked witch of the west*

@roxiekreamer760 Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate Kris for always making us feel better and just being amazing We luv you Kris

@hampter4298 Жыл бұрын

why are there so many BOTS

@Bisquit1344 Жыл бұрын

3:30 A child..NO

@elliebodkin2032 Жыл бұрын

The “BoStiNiaNs” 😂❤

@kamisatoayatos_boba Жыл бұрын

KRIS: "YOUR BODY LOOKS EXTRA FIT TODAY " ME: stares at the big ass potato chip in my hand>>

@That_girly_from_Texas Жыл бұрын

10:44 - British accent - Wooow what’s it for?i dunno but it’s kinda fun to look at - regular - that’s how I describe myself-kallmekris 2022

@oktena Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris does a lot for people who are feeling down?

@Juno-Bug37 Жыл бұрын

Yesssss😌💗

@AdventuresWithNana44 11 ай бұрын

This is one of the things I love about her!! She truly cares about people!

@izzyt1626 11 ай бұрын

And makes it seem so effortless

@oktena 11 ай бұрын

@@izzyt1626 indeed

@marleehudson6712 7 ай бұрын

WOWWW SO FUCKING COOL NO BODY GUVES A SHIT

@VivienneWill-qu3or 4 ай бұрын

“Well at least they didn’t put it over their heads” “Wait. Nevermind”

@XxCybeRenxX 5 ай бұрын

The way she moved her shoulders at least 50 times in the first minute 😂😂

@briangreen9677 Жыл бұрын

I have come to the conclusion that Kris needs to make a second channel that ISN'T family-friendly so she can say what she thinks up without editing herself. Right now, it's like watching Robin Williams when he was on a talk show. He'd have to edit everything out that he wanted to say. We'd hear the same joke during one of his performances where he holds nothing back and it's a million times funnier. Kris has that sharp wit about her that would be hilarious in an uncensored format.

@yahairamartinez8828 Жыл бұрын

Yes please!!!!!!

@ella4546 Жыл бұрын

YES.

@rainbowtastic1233 Жыл бұрын

Yaaas

@HumanEmoji Жыл бұрын

It made me laugh that she said family friendly channel, the proceeds to say "you piece of shit" 😂😂 Gotta love her 🙈

@NeuroticPixels Жыл бұрын

This. So much this. Yes!!!

@mattsussyboi5639 Жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate how Kris never fails to make us happy 😊😊😃

@MadamMuzie-CobieOvO Жыл бұрын

Yes she never fails✨😊

@mattsussyboi5639 Жыл бұрын

Idk what's going on

@courtneyisaseagull Жыл бұрын

I love that the blanket thing is literally just knitting, but with your arm. XD

@teramcguyer3734 Жыл бұрын

"well at least they're not putting it over their heads- oh nevermind-" Slay

@paigeemery Жыл бұрын

Kris is the best influencer. What an icon. Thank you for everything Kris. You make everyones lives better.

@jthm997 Жыл бұрын

09:56 I wouldn’t mind having you as a teacher. You wouldn’t be as bad as ThatVeganTeacher that’s for sure

@Paisley-vz4cl Ай бұрын

The way u say a family friendly Chanel and a second later you cuss😂😂

@beckyowens2586 4 ай бұрын

I actually used the candle trick for my holster. It does work, but you wanna do it like 5 times if you really want that water/sweat-proofing protection. Let it dry between each layer.

@Or3ooo 4 ай бұрын

ouuuhhhh

@EveryArt976 Жыл бұрын

the fact that in every video she says "i hate doing these types of videos" but yet she still does more! can we all also admit that she always wants to fight with 5 minute crafts?😂

@jadehamer4011 Жыл бұрын

7:32 scandal, lawsuit, MONEY.

@Calcium_Chlorid3 Жыл бұрын

Me✨

@Anni.mha_fan Жыл бұрын

Kris be like “ oh… DUCT TAPE!”

@Zainacanflyyyy 6 ай бұрын

8:41 “u don’t think I notice these things!?!” Had me on the floor

@DiscoverWkate Жыл бұрын

Kris Singing "Umbrella"'s empresion is just amazing 😭😭✨

@DanielScholtus Жыл бұрын

8:40 Kris turning into Steven He was the best part 😂

@ThatHijabiMimi 8 ай бұрын

she was fighting demons trying to keep this " family friendly " ☠

@_lexi_joyce_ 9 ай бұрын

“Your body is looking extra fit today” as I’m laying on the couch eating a cookie the size of my face

@IconicDavexD Жыл бұрын

I really love when Kris goes full ADHD mode and just goes completely of the rails 😂 Much more fun to watch than 5 years crafting bit 😂

@kitkatalliekat1 Жыл бұрын

“I think theirs a clown orgy in there” -Kris, 10-22

@callielovestaylor Жыл бұрын

Kris never fails to make me laugh. I love these 5 minute craft videos 😂 also thanks for all the compliments 💖

@WalterWhite570 Жыл бұрын

@Quni marcely wtf bro don't go on it its probably a virus

@BellaLapinscy 21 күн бұрын

Haha “five minute crafts my asshole” got me rolling on the ground😂😂😂

@Random_Shaye 11 ай бұрын

The fact she said “Family Friendly” her also cussing every minute and not beeping it 😂

@Bear-fl8sw Жыл бұрын

Can we agree that she makes everyone feel better🎉

@kimberlyhemminger3822 Жыл бұрын

No actually umbrellas don't do enough. If any slight breeze the water just blows right into you

@hudajaved4374 Жыл бұрын

Yes yes

@Very_zesty.person Жыл бұрын

Those are facts

@brianmulhern1073 Жыл бұрын

She’s the best

@somefool4625 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Scarlett.Granger Жыл бұрын

6:47 Kris, dearest, that is not stitching😂

@mratkovich 11 ай бұрын

“Family friendly channel” immediately followed with multiple expletives

@itzmeizzy1 3 ай бұрын

I love her “What the frig?” Even tho frick is a family friendly word 😂❤❤

@christophercruces8997 Жыл бұрын

5:56 this is a family friendly channel 🤣

@doraorsucci6730 Жыл бұрын

Alternate title: Kris being chaotic for 12 minutes and 58 seconds straight. Love it

@briwinans8311 5 ай бұрын

I love how off topic she gets😂 her brain and mine are the same lmao😂

@ShadyH0ll0w Жыл бұрын

9:05 "you need friends for this one" Celina: what am i?! A Roach?!

@andrea.the.noodleaddict Жыл бұрын

I can't explain how much I LOVE when Kris reacts to these! It's so fun to watch lmao :D

@Theadelaideschultz Жыл бұрын

I love how Kris is like "family friendly!" Next second all you're hearing is "beeeep."

@Tantrimancer 11 ай бұрын

"Clown orgy" took me all the way out 😂😂😂

@gacha_lifeisdepression8715 Жыл бұрын

Who else just loves Kris' personality like imagine having her as a friend❤ we love you Kris ❤

@allisonhunter1063 Жыл бұрын

The nail polish bottles ACTUALLY gave me the tingles, usually it's just when I listen to videos of someone scratching a wood table.

@maggiecutebell7931 Жыл бұрын

I love how kris compliments us every video and no bother KZfaq does ❤ she is my therapist 😂

@leeyubinsproperty Жыл бұрын

the click always tells us we smell delicious today. his content is also 100% family friendly and he is definitely not a furry

@patrickbrown4244 Жыл бұрын

She has a job now if youtube somehow dies.

@CharlotteSmyth Жыл бұрын

6:41 those hats are actually pretty easy to make when you get used to it, but they don’t take under five minutes. I’ve done it once before and they’re really cute and fun

@deadrayne9052 13 сағат бұрын

kris : youre looking extra fit today me : *eating mashed potatoes in a baggy shirt* tanks mann

@dogtor95 Жыл бұрын

I think you'd be an amazing teacher. With your energy, imagination, and personality, you would definitely be able to keep their attention and actually connect with them.

@aleyasherrill2158 Жыл бұрын

I’m not STICHING STUFF” killed me kris😂😂😂😂

@Acadianamapping 11 ай бұрын

kris always finds a way to make us laugh

@sfish2780 Жыл бұрын

No one on KZfaq can make me laugh as hard as you can lol. Love it

@SmossyYT Жыл бұрын

3:00 That is literal comedy gold lol @ Kris's asmr attemp holy shit my soul is happy now.

@alicefoy1062 Жыл бұрын

I’m glad to see that Kris survived the night she stayed at Celina’s after that spooky door knocking 😂

@TheMaggotrot 5 ай бұрын

Kris: “you are looking extra fit today!” Me: *eating noodles and being lazy”

@KieanMays-nw2sp 10 ай бұрын

I love 100percent family friendly Kriss

@anderplays6460 Жыл бұрын

3:59 - "He's gonna be eatin' Elmer's glue for fun an' slappin' his own face to feel things" Hitting way too close for comfort there Kris, back it up a lil bit

@gheata_playz874 5 ай бұрын

When feeling pain over comes true boredom