Malakai Malaisson's GREATEST Inventions, the INDESTRUCTIBLE Thunderbarge & the UNSINKABLE Ironclad

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Malakai Malaisson's GREATEST Inventions, the INDESTRUCTIBLE Thunderbarge & the UNSINKABLE Ironclad

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@Tarriff 4 ай бұрын

This is the Sneak Peek of the Gotrek & Felix Series I am making rn (the DaemonSlayer Part) Will be a full series after 100K Subscribers

@siffonzebra4981 4 ай бұрын

That will be so f*in amazing. I found that already way funnier than i should have.

@MusMasi 4 ай бұрын

much better than the Lame Times!

@user-or7rd6op8o 4 ай бұрын

Mmm... Thanquol would be fine Tom & Jerry alike comedy relief character. Except he is more like Tom, despite being rodent.

@mees9704 4 ай бұрын

It’s unfortunate that the series gets a lot worse after a while

@Tarriff 4 ай бұрын

@@mees9704 I'm planning to create the empty 20 year gap between Giantslayer and Orcslayer

@roykennedy 4 ай бұрын

"Dear passengers thats going in the book, thank you"

@Nothrazim 4 ай бұрын

The flight log?

@gregorywalter2540 4 ай бұрын

*boom-boom~*

@joshuakruebbe3762 4 ай бұрын

*fight log

@ElliotAndrieuValz 4 ай бұрын

"You know, dying in an accident is not considered as an honorable death ?" Not canon, but so appropriate😂

@chrisk9554 4 ай бұрын

What makes it funnier that Gotrek indeed was an engineer before being a Slayer

@atreyos9449 4 ай бұрын

i think it is XD

@solarisveritatis1086 2 ай бұрын

It's actually not?

@fotppd1475 4 ай бұрын

"You know, Dying in an accident is not considered an honorable death." (Proceeds to pick up a parachute.)

@linhle8294 4 ай бұрын

Next invention: the Unbreakable battle tank

@Sky_Eden 4 ай бұрын

Which is gonna break by a toilet incident

@Warhaller 4 ай бұрын

In fact: They did try to reach the Karak with Tanks befor airship. Which unsurprisingly failed.

@Warhaller 4 ай бұрын

An other fact. He tried to name the second Airship something like the Unfailabel, which every other dwarf on the project refused after the first 2 names. The name 'Spirit of Grugni' was nit his choice.🤣

@molybdaen11 4 ай бұрын

@@Sky_EdenWould not be the first time in human history either.

@user-fu2tx9hp4r 4 ай бұрын

Funny enough, steam tanks ARE unbreakable, their spirit harder than their armor.

@baelliche5647 4 ай бұрын

Gotrek: "Yeah I want to die, but die in random plane crash is really lame, so in retrospect I shouldn"t have come in this blimp"

@ikit_claw1935 4 ай бұрын

This is just canon. I dont know what else to say.

@andrewalther4353 4 ай бұрын

It's literally a passage from the 3rd G&F book. Except the Parachute part. But it's in the spirit.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ай бұрын

@andrewalther4353 It's also the first appearance of Ulrika

@ValeTheOwl 4 ай бұрын

@@andrewalther4353 Technically it's sort of canon because Gotrek actually does show great caution when he risks a "non-honorable" death. Case in point, after a fight with Clan Pestilens he actually visited a doctor and got himself all the anti-plague stuff he could get because dying of plague is not honorable.

@andrewalther4353 4 ай бұрын

@@ValeTheOwl I know thats why I said the last part. The dynamic of the books has been captured perfectly in the video.

@jakobtarrasericsson4295 4 ай бұрын

The first part actually *is* canon! This is the passage from *Daemonslayer* where they say it; “He built the biggest steamship ever,” Varek said conversationally. “The Unsinkable. Was two hundred paces long. Weighed five hundred tons. It had steam-powered gatling turrets. It had a crew of over three hundred dwarfs and thirty engineers. It could sail at three leagues an hour. Such an impressive sight it was, with its paddles churning the sea to foam and its pennons flying in the breeze.” It certainly sounded impressive, Felix thought, suddenly realising how far the dwarfs had taken this strange magic they called “engineering”. Like everybody else in the Empire, Felix knew about steam-tanks, the armoured vehicles which were the spearhead of the realm’s mighty armies. This thing sounded like it made the steam-tank look like a child’s toy. Still, if it was so impressive, he wondered, why had he never heard of it? “What happened to the Unsinkable? Where is it now?” There was a brief embarrassed silence from the dwarfs. “Err… it sank,” Varek said eventually. “Hit a rock on its first trip out,” Snorri added. “Some people claim the boiler exploded,” Varek said. “Lost with all hands,” Snorri added with the almost happy expression with which dwarfs always seemed to confront the worst news. “Except Makaisson. He was picked up later by human ship. He was thrown clear by the explosion and clung to a wooden spar.” “Then he built a flying ship,” Gotrek said, savage irony evident in his voice. “That’s right. Makaisson built a flying ship,” Snorri said. “The Indestructible,” Varek said. Felix tried to imagine a ship flying. In the abstract he could manage it. In his mind’s eye, he saw something like the old river barges on the Reik, their sails filled, their sweeps tugging. It was powerful sorcery indeed that could do that. “Amazing thing it was,” Varek said. “Big as a sailing ship. Wrought iron cupola. Fuselage almost a hundred paces long. It could fly at ten leagues an hour - with the wind behind it, of course.” “What happened to it?” Felix asked, a sinking feeling hinting that he already knew the answer. “It crashed,” Snorri said. “Crosswinds and some liftgas leaks,” Varek said. “Big explosion.” “Killed everybody aboard.” “Except Makaisson,” Varek said, as if this made a big difference. He seemed to think this was an important point. “He was thrown clear and landed in some treetops. They broke his fall along with both his legs. Had to use crutches for the next two years. Anyway, the Indestructible had a few teething problems. What do you expect? It was the first of its kind. But Makaisson has sorted them now.” “Teething problems?” Gotrek said. “Twenty good dwarf engineers killed, including UnderGuildmaster Ulli and you call that ‘teething problems’? Makaisson should have shaved his head.” “He did,” Varek said. “After he was drummed out of the guild. He couldn’t face the shame, you know. They did the Trouser Legs Ritual to him. Pity. My uncle says he’s the best engineer who ever lived. He says Makaisson is a genius.” It's one of the funniest passages in the whole series and one that sets up Malakai perfectly. He wanted to name the new Thunderbarge 'The Unstoppable'. They didn't let him.

@kongskongs8089 4 ай бұрын

Tarriff >>>>>>>>>>>> Lore channels that just make a 30 minute presentation video

@user-mw4rf5gs8v 4 ай бұрын

I love Tarriff, but I also appreciate those long video makers who contributed to make lore videos for me to listen to while at work

@Grivehn 4 ай бұрын

@@user-mw4rf5gs8v I appriciate the 10-20 min video makers more so. Above half an hour you might as well read or listen the books yourself.

@atreyos9449 4 ай бұрын

@@Grivehn well if you can share the sources to read it then i wont have a problem

@Grivehn 4 ай бұрын

@@atreyos9449 I actually could send you pretty much the entire GW book collection digitized, although doubt its possible via KZfaq without doxxing ourselves.

@InquisitorThomas 4 ай бұрын

This isn’t even a meme, this is just a faithful recreation of Makaison’s introduction in Demonslayer.

@chrisk9554 4 ай бұрын

Gotrek: you scared? Manling Felix: Dying in accident is not an honorable death Gotrek: i take back my word

@madkoala2130 4 ай бұрын

Like that Boeing logo on that thunderbardge, considering the door fell off

@Historyfrek4ever 4 ай бұрын

Good thing Malakai learned not to taunt fate and it is hilarious how well Felix has mastered talking to Gotrek.

@dwarfminerwillie 4 ай бұрын

I feel like malakai is also one of the few beings in warhammer fantasy that is willing to tell gotrek to fuck off withing axe throwing distance like that.

@Historyfrek4ever 4 ай бұрын

@@dwarfminerwillie He’s also in the even smaller group of beings not to get sent to their ancestors immediately after.

@ValeTheOwl 4 ай бұрын

Actually no... Malakai originally wanted to call the Spirit of Grugni the Unstoppable, but his boss stopped him from doing that.

@perrymeril 4 ай бұрын

@@Historyfrek4ever Small?!? That's going in the book!

@Epifairos 4 ай бұрын

@@ValeTheOwlYeah but then he named the parachute 'reliable' and it didn't even kill Felix upon their landing - just broke both his legs.

@sauronmauron6965 4 ай бұрын

"hello this is your captain speaking F*ck off" Must be Lufthansa

@user-kg2jw3we6b 4 ай бұрын

Ah spirit airlines

@feasogachsionnach1872 3 ай бұрын

Or Ryanair

@tecneck8669 4 ай бұрын

The going from "cowardly manling" to the silent "you got a fair point" is hilarious xD

@richardsorgo8600 4 ай бұрын

I remember well Felix Jaeger learning how to pilot the Spirit of Grungni. There being a Skaven on board who almost ate him and that the flew over the Chaos Wastes.

@emetanti 4 ай бұрын

Same Skaven was never found by them and just kinda ate away their supplies in hiding, then got mutated by warpdust passing the Chaos Wastes and led a rebellion in Hellpit as a self proclaimed Incarnation of the Great Horned Rat. They never learned of that, it just kinda happened and ended up saving Thanquols ass by happening to be the one putting said rebellion down.

@tresmol3103 4 ай бұрын

It was 'Titanic' the sinking fate was unavoidable

@brandonlyon730 4 ай бұрын

Well at least there were no rapping dogs on this one.

@ZetsubouGintama 4 ай бұрын

YOOOOOOUR HEAR! THAT'S NOTHING I FEAR! AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL... GOOO OOOON! Next, Malakai build a submarine.

@user-cu9rb9cx6m 3 ай бұрын

It was named the submersible. It flew in the air and never got under water... that was his greatest and most successful invention aside from the thunderbarge... (No canon. I think)

@callumn2111 4 ай бұрын

The fact that this isnt even a meme but what canonically happens makes it all the funnier.

@Z-1991 4 ай бұрын

*Malakai:* (Builds Ironclad and explodes) *Marienburg:* L A N D S H I P

@goatcheezius2399 4 ай бұрын

Can't sink if you stay on dry land

@JustSomeDude42 4 ай бұрын

Makaisson: “Lady Elspeth, got any grease?” Elspeth: “yes, yes we do.” Makaisson: “Then grease me up woman!”

@GenralG7 4 ай бұрын

"yknow, dying in an accident is not an honorable death" - Felix every 30 seconds

@euromanijak 4 ай бұрын

Loremaster of Tarriff strikes again amazing work as always

@Banditlord52 4 ай бұрын

I love that Malakai has an intercom system installed despite the ship being small enough that everyone can hear him regularly. He just wants to make sure you heard him.

@eduardopernaut3908 4 ай бұрын

I like to think that he has two small bells next to him, so he can make those 'ding-dong' noises before speaking

@merwynn5388 4 ай бұрын

This is so on spot and soo funny. Thanks dude

@IchigoGyuunyu 4 ай бұрын

>reminder that the Spirit of Grungi was named because the Dwarf in charge of the expedition vetoed Makaison calling it the Indestructible 2.

@Onyx_crowmen 4 ай бұрын

I guess you can be a genius but have have bad karma😢

@IchigoGyuunyu 4 ай бұрын

I think the Ancestor God's don't like it when you tempt fate.

@landeler8888 4 ай бұрын

*"It was Destructed"*

@theiceknight4457 4 ай бұрын

an animated series of gotrek and felix what i wouldnt give for that.

@MrSafior 4 ай бұрын

Animated by Trigger. I can alredy see the many cartonish facial expression of Thanquol.

@TaurusTheCrazyBull 4 ай бұрын

The Chaos Gods failing to break Malakais next Invention when he names It 'The Fragile'

@michasalamon8315 4 ай бұрын

Got ideas for the name of the land ship. Everyone write them down so Tarriff may make a video about it. „Unstoppable” „Impenetrable”, „Invincible” „Unbearable” „Bulletproof” „Unmissable (as if ‚you can’t miss target when shooting this gun or something’

@Juria1987 4 ай бұрын

I mean at least he won't invent a dwarf steam tank with a fire weapon called the 'Friendly Fire' "Oi what's the problem with that name, it's fire that is our friend!"

@hieplamtran6139 4 ай бұрын

One day he gonna made "Incompetence " ship

@Juria1987 4 ай бұрын

"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggheads." said Malakai Malaisson when asked about how many dwarf engineers his inventions got killed....I think. Could be the ale talking though.

@user-bj5dr1kn4n 4 ай бұрын

Continuing the tradition, actual name for Spirit of Grungni should be IRRATIBLE, having in mind those guy who ate the entire ship food supplies

@MusMasi 4 ай бұрын

wasn't that a mutated Skaven?

@user-bj5dr1kn4n 4 ай бұрын

@@MusMasi yep, Lurk Snitchtongue

@maxthepaladin2147 3 ай бұрын

@@MusMasiIt was. He stowed away on the ship and got exposed to warpstone dust at one point

@powerist209 4 ай бұрын

And Malakai seems to be “encouraged” to be a slayer since he keeps inventing (not to mention still have his tools and maybe lab), which Slayers are supposed to be focused on dying in honor.

@drazarkabalblade9486 4 ай бұрын

To be fair, lore wise it's accettable for Slayers to keep working on things, there are many deathtraps and contraption that are risky to use or create, or even rearm, so if you aren't a good killer it's fine for them to pick up a wrench and work, if I remember right. Gotrek's an exception cause.. well, he is Gotrek XD

@kunuk3320 4 ай бұрын

Well that's because Malakai focuses on fulfilling his death oath by making dangerous inventions, use them, or die in the process. If he made some insane gatling cannon that didnt explode, he failed his slayer oath by successfully inventing something. It's why he is the only dwarf as well to be crazy enough to do the first testing of an actual rocket launcher during a dragon fight

@powerist209 4 ай бұрын

Also maybe something about accepting offer to be teaching at Nuln…which other Slayers grumble.

@Rebound1234 4 ай бұрын

Been a while since I read the books but the beginning part sounds like a direct passage from the books, which I'm very much for. Very nice!

@randomcenturion7264 4 ай бұрын

XD Already loving the Malakai banter. And damn Felix actually got Gotrek good reminding him dying in a zepplin crash due to Makaison Related Fuckery isn't considered "Honorable."

@boomerix 4 ай бұрын

Straight out of the book, love it.

@BloodyArchangelus 4 ай бұрын

It is so reassuring to see how tariff got the new wave of content. As he is the lore-meme-master. And partly WH 3 is alive, because of his videos. Bless the spirit.

@psychokozel9916 4 ай бұрын

Best example of the dawi gold fever, safety be damn in the face of ancient relics

@JREYN1550 4 ай бұрын

This is the fourth time I have watched this video, and only now I notice Snorri on the left side of the pub scene. I praise and curse you at the same time, because you made me think about Snorri. Gonna have a cry now

@springheeledjackofthegurdi2117 4 ай бұрын

Dwarf Scholar: 10/10 for recreating the excerpt from "My Adventures with Gotreks" but your going in the book for leaving out Malakai's accent.

@YouCaughtCzars 4 ай бұрын

This is one of my favorite videos you've put out, I cackled like an idiot haha. I just finished re-reading Daemonslayer so this scene was fresh in my mind and I was not prepared for "it was destructed".

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ай бұрын

Malakai shows up in the third Gotrek & Felix book if I remember correctly.

@kompatybilijny9348 4 ай бұрын

He shows up in quite a lot of them

@khylerbane4523 3 ай бұрын

“Attention Passengers, this is your Captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is we’re landing immediately; the bad news is… we’re crash landing.” *falls out of the sky on top of the Royal palace on Ulthwan, destroying it. All the while Teclis starts having a panic attack*

@GrenzRell 4 ай бұрын

If I didn't know better, I would have thought that parachute part to be canon. And it should!

@ZetsubouGintama 4 ай бұрын

I want to sing My Heart Will Go On. But Gortrek took a parachute at the moment Felix pointed out that dying at accident is not honorable is sit-com grade hilarious. If anying Slayers fear is dying by accident like sinking ship or falling rocks... or slipped on banana peels and head smack on rock. Also, Malakai's thunderbarge serve me well as flying artillery in Karl Franz campaign evrn before he become official LL.

@zacaritest 4 ай бұрын

It's funny because originally the airship was going to be called the Unstoppable or something like that but his boss wouldn't allow it. (?

@x0lopossum 4 ай бұрын

These Malakai posts are gold.

@AMainProductions 2 ай бұрын

The smile I got when that parachute came on

@tesakpohlidal2709 4 ай бұрын

What about second fly ship name Spirit of Grungni, Malakai Malaisson's want to name ship INDESTRUCTIBLE 2, but every dwarf who help with the construction outvote him.

@inductivegrunt94 4 ай бұрын

Maybe with an unironic name it'll actually work. "Hello, this is your captain speaking Shut the fuck up and enjoy the experiment... I mean your flight."

@TheRadicalDino 4 ай бұрын

This is so hilarious! What a comedic genius you are Tarriff!

@keeganmenezes5906 4 ай бұрын

I just realised that you could make a new dwarf faction headed by Malakai He created that many items and inventions; the Spirit of Grungni made Steam tanks look like Stone Age tech lol

@Tarriff 4 ай бұрын

that's what coming for Thrones of Decay DLC

@BloodyArchangelus 4 ай бұрын

Why he needs new faction, when he is just Dwarf.

@keeganmenezes5906 4 ай бұрын

@@BloodyArchangelus oops I meant Legendary Lord

@crioTimmy 4 ай бұрын

By the grace of Valaya, I've chosen a perfect time to catch up on the Gotrek&Felix series. And, by Grimnir's beard, I shit you not, I'm on the Daemonslayer right now, and just today, I've read the passages regarding introduction of Makaisson, first by the "Saga of Unsinkable and Indestructible", and then in the flesh and in most awesome way imaginable. Coincidence? I think not!

@InvictusSolDeus 3 ай бұрын

Funny thing, in the novels, Malakai wanted to name the Spirit of Grungni "The Unstoppable", but his employer wouldn't allow it.

@privateeyety5735 4 ай бұрын

This is a work of art manling!

@Tragedous 4 ай бұрын

My next invention? The Unnerfable dlc! I bet this one will work perfectly.

@Lusus-zj9pt 4 ай бұрын

This is fantastic, thank you so much for making this. Just like the book lol

@Karavolos 4 ай бұрын

I'm waiting for the inevitable clash between Malakai and Thorek. You know, if Thorek wasn't alrready the real cause behind why there was a stoneberg right there.

@lupinedreams 4 ай бұрын

We need a Tariff version of all the Gotrek and Felix stories (minus end times)

@Banditlord52 3 ай бұрын

If he ever has kids, DO NOT let him name them.

@feasogachsionnach1872 4 ай бұрын

His airship intercom is clearer than most airplane intercoms. Truly a master engineer.

@richardthepastamancer6619 4 ай бұрын

*SHORT?*

@MusMasi 4 ай бұрын

the lifespan of Malkisons vessels.

@noahvanbaal341 4 ай бұрын

This is absolutely amazing I love it

@alexreys7985 3 ай бұрын

You know falling isn’t considered an honourable death? *jump cuts to gotrek wearing the parachute*

@VerticalFries 3 ай бұрын

1:32 i actually fucking died

@shellrazer7469 3 ай бұрын

there should be a mod for this malakai voice

@SpinoJurassic 4 ай бұрын

I just love the Dawi, nothings gonna keep then down!!!

@AdeptusCustodeCiff 4 ай бұрын

Need a Malakai and his dad fishing and shit, like Nathen Explosion and his dad from Metalocalypse lol

@lukedufresne7866 4 ай бұрын

Honestly one of my favorite ones because it is not knife ear propaganda or ungi wise cracks 😂

@whoxman1621 4 ай бұрын

And the funniest part is, that is REALLY canon in the Warhammer novels! (Except the parachute part, that is Tarriff's doing)

@queengorgo1440 4 ай бұрын

Funnily enough, he wanted to name the Spirit of Grungni the Unstoppable but was overruled for reasons he can’t quite figure out

@finaladvance5085 4 ай бұрын

You are the only reason I still have this game downloaded

@MarkD5678 4 ай бұрын

Gotrek deadset in his ways but willing to admit when others are right. Respect.

@gregoryshinn9805 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the video

@Mrkabrat 4 ай бұрын

What is funnier is that this is actually taken almost literally from "Dragonslayer"

@walrider8073 4 ай бұрын

Nah its not from Dragonslayer - one book earlier. Dragonslayer plays during the journey back from the chaos wastes

@lollylegsgruff 4 ай бұрын

Lol i can imagine the thunderbarges being constantly late with nonsense delays like the real thing

@oooeee5556 4 ай бұрын

His army is probably called "The Unkillables" with the Lords/Heroes having Immortal traits not-work.

@nastynatethe3rd 4 ай бұрын

This is INCREDIBLY accurate to the books and their portrayal of the situation lol

@captaincardigan1857 4 ай бұрын

Malakai is the Flintlockwood of warhammer. Inventions and creations that go awry

@legiongames4188 4 ай бұрын

Gotecks Parachute is the size of his whole body hahahahah

@nelsonelloi3770 4 ай бұрын

It's just missing the part where he wanted to name the new ship The Unstoppable, but they didn't let him

@bobbylapointe1846 4 ай бұрын

I could almost hear Thorek grumbling in the distance

@Jowain92 4 ай бұрын

What we're not seeing is Luthor Harkon chasing after every single Thunderbarge and Ironclad, trying to blast them to pieces with his cannons. Chaos/Vampires: "Is it because he is loyal to our cause?" NO! He's just stark raving mad with envy that the SHORTS get to sail sea and air, while he, the PIRATE KING does not!

@helwrecht1637 4 ай бұрын

This is the first ever Gotrek and Felix shitpost I’ve ever seen. I love it

@emilioochoa2862 4 ай бұрын

Shitpost? This almost one for one what actually happened

@chitaumoua2396 4 ай бұрын

Ngl, when Gotrek and Felix were in Spirt of Grumni, i expected turbulence to screw them over

@BloodyArchangelus 4 ай бұрын

Felix had Ulrika. She was the tempest.

@krispinidan1478 Ай бұрын

I CAN WATCH A FULL SHOW OF THAT STUFF

@660firefly 3 ай бұрын

We need a TV show or a movie series based on Gotrek & Felix Series.

@patrickh8109 4 ай бұрын

I love how Malakaibos Australian for no reason.

@lewiszhou4056 3 ай бұрын

"Sone door flew off and killed everyone on board"---Malakai would make Boeing proud Also "*SPIRIT* of Grugni" Airlines

@Noobformer 4 ай бұрын

I love how book accurate it is.

@SebHaarfagre 3 ай бұрын

I just realized... Malakai himself has the *UNBREAKABLE* trait ... 🤔🤔

@IchigoGyuunyu 4 ай бұрын

Daemonslayer is my favorite book so far.

@CommanderBohn 4 ай бұрын

Never name your inventions with names that include the Un prefix. Never ever.

@Xelatheshep 4 ай бұрын

Sometimes I wonder if Malakai's inventions weren't screwed over by skaven. Considering how the ratmen always screw over guys like Nagash I wouldn't be surprised if a little trolling-scheming was involved, yes-yes.

@conman7298 4 ай бұрын

Damn, I never imagined young Varek had that much BASS in his voice...

@Nolan65775 4 ай бұрын

Guess no one told Malakai about human superstition regarding naming vehicles.

@RocketHarry865 Ай бұрын

What if he named it the Unmissable and for some reason the enemy keep missing it when they shoot at it. When they are literally standing so close to it that they have their toes almost touching it. Then he makes a dreadnought called the Inflexible. Then he makes a nautilus and calls it the Unskinable 2. The problem? Nautilus are supposed to sink in a controlled manner. Now its just an expensive and slow torpedo boat.