Small dogs are closer to the ground and thus closer to hell.

hugo doesburg chihuahuas are just 4 cheetos a loaf a banana and 2 grapes put to a lemon, and that’s the skeleton of a chihuahua. And Yet those little fuckers will scream at god until he smites that fucker down and then the dog thing would scream even more.

@@BasementBoy So we eat the Keters first?

then theres this one small dog i had once that was just over protective, spoiled, and would bark like crazy at me if i blew a rasberry

Have five chiweenies, can confirm.

@Ace Clairvon what happens in the show or what happened to them?

@@kiyaxl4111 Small, cute little creatures are torn to shredds in the most gory and brutal ways, one i remember is when one of the little animals hears a loud noise during the night and it triggers his vietnam flashbacks making him go nuts and rip and tear anyone on sight. The one that marked me for life was when one got his tongue stuck in the ice so he tried to pry it from it and.... not nice, would not recommend

NANCOK God I must’ve been lucky because all I saw was the guy with PTSD do stuff

“𝑅𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑔𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠“

_Why does this exist???_

Basically Happy Tree Friends is a PG version of Elfen Lied

@@Nothing-yf4ks because we're sick bastards, and the dissonance between cutesy, innocent looking cartoon characters getting subject to violent, bloody, explicit torture and agony is found to be hilarious.

My dad showed me an episode once when I was like 12. I was a pretty sensitive kid, so it was... an experience.

True, but consider: *Purrlock Holmes*

@@goblin.2618 Purrlock Pawlmes

YO I REMEMBER YARDSTICK

What about Coconut

Nikola tesla tho

I literally did the same thing hvvvggh

And Gender

And the concept of the State

the measurement of time is also a social construct

Ay

and buildings

me too kbjvbvhg

I have no idea who John Mulaney is, but I'm giving you a like just for your username.

The Weird One he’s a comedian

The Weird One do I sense a fellow fander?

@@Six3r721 Nope, don't know what that is either. I'm just insane. :)

lol mood.

N i c e

Alright, I'll try to use D&D alignments to explain, but those two are chaotic enough to not even fully fit into an alignment. Markiplier is a chaotic neutral good. Jacksepticeye is a good chaotic neutral. That's as close as I can get.

@@IamaPERSON Kevin is Chaotic Neutral outside of a game, and Chaotic Evil within one.

Ahem... Dark and Anti?

Well, they just said that the bigger a thing was, the higher its *chances* of being evil. Mark Piler is just an outlier.

jacksepticeye is literally the nicest person I have ever seen he is so sweet he just gets really into games, leave him be kbjvhvhghy

Thanos is that you?

Aitchi Doodle We forced him to change the title to math and now we are too powerful to stop

Nonvascular plants shall bring about the apocalypse

I guess humanity just names things literally, but in a language we can't understand so it sounds like we created our own word. It's like what some people imagine aliens to be like, if they spoke Latin.

@@spacechase9705 And then there is ancient egyptians, not even masking the fact they named the cat after the sound they make...

@@joda7697 Aw yeah

@@spacechase9705 In spanish we call ice-cream helado, which literally means frozen, and that's not even close of the most notorious one In german they call bats "flying dogs" because some of them look a lot like dogs (at least their face) Not even names are safe, Christian is a name, Sky is a name, etc. In spanish a lot of last-names are something along the lines of "De Leon" or "Casas" which mean "From the Lion" and "Houses" respectively

Also, did you know that helicopter is split not into "heli" and "copter" but "helico" and "pter"

SCP-921-J Object Class: -Safe- -Euclid- -Keter- Uncontainable (see Addendum 921-1) Containment Procedures: -Subject is to be contained in a standard issue cat carrier in Anomalous Animal Wing 2. Subject is only to be let out to eat and to change the padding in its carrier.- -Subject is to be contained in a 5x5x5 meter telekill alloy chamber in an isolated wing of Site-19. Subject is to be constantly monitored by no less than 2 (two) armed guards. Feeding and changing of subject’s litter must be conducted twice per week by no less than 3 (three) armed personnel with at least Level-3 security clearance.- Containment of this object is physically impossible due to the nature of its ability. Object Description: SCP-921 is, by all appearances, a common housecat. In actuality, it is Professor Jiggly, who had his form changed into its current state after Incident 682-T879112. Aside from the transformation, the incident also appears to have bestowed SCP-921 the anomalous property that, when unmonitored, it can escape any form of containment devised through an unknown method. The sole motive of SCP-921 appears to be to escape containment by any means possible, either by making itself unable to be seen or by making it so that anyone observing it is rendered unable to do so. This usually involves violent attacks to the face and eyes-as such, face protection has been issued to all individuals responsible for the care of SCP-921. When unobserved, the method through which SCP-921 actually escapes varies. Both anomalous and non-anomalous methods have been deduced from evidence left behind at the scenes of its escapes, including: -unlocking its cage -darting through open doors that should have been closed -eating through the walls of its containment chamber -employing memetic cognitohazardous effects that sway individuals into assisting its escapes -altering the past to make it so that its containment cell was never constructed -[REDACTED] Addendum 921-1: On ⬛️/⬛️/22, SCP-921 escaped containment by apparently nullifying the concept of containment altogether, resulting in the breach of all contained anomalous objects by the SCP Foundation, the GOC, and other such agencies around the world. At least an XK-Class End of the World scenario is anticipated, if not an XK-Class Total Reality Failure. The whereabouts of SCP-921 are currently unknown.

It looks fuckin terrifying.

@@pitchvantablack7005 Pffftt EYE- There is this whole essay above your comment and then you just say that and I'm literally dyingggg *Someone come help me find my lungs pleaseee--*

Doctor Bright is not to tell new researchers his name is “Professor Jiggly”. And leave the cats alone, we can’t find feline therapists.

999 is pretty jiggly, it's probably in the cat room because they're friends, sometimes they remind it of 682.

Haha okay, but do you know/remember the Human Centipede one under Bug's Life?

Blah blah time zones blah

@@arifhossain9751 Time zones are a social construct.

So you found an accurate picture.

I found one but it's....kinda lewd.

Each Final Fantasy exists in a different universe though, so technically they're all the Final Fantasy of their respective universe

"They cant stop all of us"

S o o n

**Starts playing the Hetalia ed, Carry On Wayword Son, and the Homestuck version of Megalovania on full valume**

hell yeah

Lmaooo

As someone who watched a few episodes when I was a kid, I completely support this message

Zoki Same.

hahahaha i just searched for it 5 minutes ago i regret it

But, but my curiosity-

@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 it's just murder repeated mortal combat fatality level murder dont watch

Did they scream about you "forcing your opinion on them"? I really hate that.

Can you link me please? I wanna read that thred

What. The. Fuck. Who the fuck doesn’t know this by now?

Birdboi uwu are you talking about the group of words, or a person’s ability to be identified as “Xe”?

Thank goodness you came here for validation ☺️

Whats that?

Aidan De Soua the most gruesome show hidden behind a cute facade.

@@aidan2727 The most horrific shit you'll ever see.....

Can I be your small sidekick trying to subtly turn you back to the light?

Switch the numbers in your height and take off 30 pounds and BOOM! You got me... And if you ask my mom, _I'm already evil._