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Matteo Lane & Nick Smith Do NYC Christmas

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Matteo Lane

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@cloud__99
@cloud__99 8 ай бұрын
It looks like Matteo going shopping with his high maintenance rich mom 😂
@cornflake233
@cornflake233 8 ай бұрын
Ha!
@tjlarson6519
@tjlarson6519 8 ай бұрын
Like a tall thin sober Liza
@vincentimbesi3947
@vincentimbesi3947 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mmh290
@mmh290 8 ай бұрын
Perfection.
@lindabarragan8055
@lindabarragan8055 8 ай бұрын
Lol😂yes
@TheDancingBell
@TheDancingBell 8 ай бұрын
nick walking around sounding like squidward looking like cruella is my spirit animal. so much joy from this gent
@JoVicttor49
@JoVicttor49 8 ай бұрын
Nick belongs in a Vogue cover.
@mikewhite4560
@mikewhite4560 8 ай бұрын
I'm thinking Vogue CENTERFOLD.😅
@pikachuhatyu
@pikachuhatyu 8 ай бұрын
more like, conversion therapy
@pikachuhatyu
@pikachuhatyu 8 ай бұрын
jk merry Christmas yall
@stache1954
@stache1954 8 ай бұрын
He would break the machine.@@pikachuhatyu
@jhubeJELLO
@jhubeJELLO 8 ай бұрын
Yeah someone should give him a Vogue to cover up with
@premiumfruits3528
@premiumfruits3528 8 ай бұрын
As a straight man, there is nothing on this planet even remotely as funny as 2 sassy gay dudes roasting the shit out of anything and everything.
@JesusAllinChrist
@JesusAllinChrist 8 ай бұрын
😅☝🏻
@charlievaluck
@charlievaluck 2 ай бұрын
I would pass out laughing if I was walking down 5th with those two
@jedrick001
@jedrick001 8 ай бұрын
Nicks impression of the old man makes him sound even more like Paul Lynde what an icon😂
@JeffTaylor-tr7my
@JeffTaylor-tr7my 8 ай бұрын
Did somebody call for an EYE-con? Nick is such a diva.
@Loveboatreruns1978
@Loveboatreruns1978 8 ай бұрын
That's who he reminds me of! Thank you!
@willsx2
@willsx2 8 ай бұрын
Nick does look like a Tim Burton character 😅 Merry Christmas to you both and thank you for providing so many laughs this year. All the best for 2024.
@TheSusieggd
@TheSusieggd 8 ай бұрын
Matteo and Nick are always such fun and never fail to dissapoint. 😂❤
@anneitsanne
@anneitsanne 7 ай бұрын
They are Thee Odd Couple that we need and deserve.
@barbiemarie2376
@barbiemarie2376 8 ай бұрын
Nick is dressed to enter the Matrix 😂
@DisposableSupervillainHenchman
@DisposableSupervillainHenchman 8 ай бұрын
“The Matrix” in this context sounds like the latest nightclub as described by Stefon.
@lindasussman8695
@lindasussman8695 8 ай бұрын
I grew up in N.Y. I baby sat for a Rockett.🎉
@AG-yz3jw
@AG-yz3jw 8 ай бұрын
the only holiday film i will be watching is this
@pegm5937
@pegm5937 8 ай бұрын
Preach!😂
@jamieeaton1605
@jamieeaton1605 8 ай бұрын
Nick is feeling his 5th Ave housewife fantasy
@erikat5678
@erikat5678 8 ай бұрын
Nick, your apathetic disapproval is reminiscent of every Italian Christmas ever! Thank you for that! Love you Matteo. Buon Natale e Buon Anno! 🇮🇹🎅🏻🎄
@giovannasoaresdearaujo360
@giovannasoaresdearaujo360 8 ай бұрын
Funny enough, on the topic of Home Alone, they translated the name of the movie in Brazil to “Esqueceram de Mim”, witch literally means “they forgot about me” 😂😂 it really denounces the parents neglect to Kevin’s whereabouts if you think about it
@kellyharris5009
@kellyharris5009 8 ай бұрын
The way that girl in the pink coat and headphones looked at nick when you two stood in front of the ice rink 😂
@cuucnsbfl9913
@cuucnsbfl9913 8 ай бұрын
Joe Says: I may need to watch this again and look for that! I lived in Chicago for 5 years and I realize that living in a big crowded city you learn to Adapt to the environment - like, you can be standing in the middle of a thick throng of people and simply ignoring EVERYONE AROUND YOU EXCEPT For your Friend who is standing right beside you - an urban adaptation I learned quite well (unless you notice a Hot Guy in the crowd, in which case you then pay attention to HIM... AND Your Friend!!)
@TheVid54
@TheVid54 8 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when you guys scared the window displays away. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year fellas!
@frankmancini
@frankmancini 8 ай бұрын
Nick's look is so good here, I love the fur trench-length coat 🧥
@monicaalvarez5696
@monicaalvarez5696 8 ай бұрын
Sunglasses on an extremely overcast and obviously chilly NYC day, I love it.
@alnibodycare
@alnibodycare Күн бұрын
Sunglasses outside always. Period. Doesn’t matter what the sun is doing.
@GregoryCooper-eh6yk
@GregoryCooper-eh6yk 8 ай бұрын
For Christmas this year I want a time machine so I can see Nick as an 85 year old....it is going to be SUCH a hoot !!!
@praestant8
@praestant8 8 ай бұрын
He's already there!
@MrDLW2010
@MrDLW2010 8 ай бұрын
Nick is like “I’ve never met this Deli Worker before.. don’t touch my coat!”
@cuttwice3905
@cuttwice3905 8 ай бұрын
According to anybody who raises sheep, the shepards usually keep watch over their flocks at night during the spring because that is when sheep are usually deliver lambs. Hot dog with ketchup? Gevalt!
@hedwignl8118
@hedwignl8118 8 ай бұрын
Matteo and Nick.., you both are wonderful! Thank you for all the laughs this year!! Wishing you a happy Christmas ❤️⭐️🎄🥰 and all the best for 2024!
@kylereddell
@kylereddell 8 ай бұрын
your personalities perfectly complement each other for these videos. thanks for the holiday content! merry xmas.
@MM-zs7rp
@MM-zs7rp 8 ай бұрын
Uniqlo’s base layers are SO WARM, aside from that it’s ridiculous to have the display go with the damn elevator 😂
@amysexton7505
@amysexton7505 8 ай бұрын
you two are so cute together. nick smith is an elegant giraffe
@TheSongwritingCat
@TheSongwritingCat 7 ай бұрын
I would take a walking tour with Matteo and that glamorous giraffe
@Specialcowgirl69
@Specialcowgirl69 8 ай бұрын
It would be a very wise choice to put Matteo and Nick in charge of luxury brands marketing & visuals 😎 ❤🎉
@praestant8
@praestant8 8 ай бұрын
I love Matteo and Nick's cynicism with Home Alone. My life would be less rich without their holiday snarkyness.
@Foodtubed
@Foodtubed 7 ай бұрын
I don’t know if you can hear us because we’re dying of Carbon Monoxide right now … NEW YORRRKKKKKK 😂😂
@sondersighs
@sondersighs 7 ай бұрын
I think it would be a blessing to be their friend. These guys seem like people you can rely on for a upfront answer. Have a happy new year ❤😊
@craven718
@craven718 8 ай бұрын
I’m as straight as the day is dumb And I feel Matteo is my soul mate. Hotdog with with only ketchup? Dbz reference? 🖤🖤🖤 I love you man!
@poppycock20
@poppycock20 8 ай бұрын
10:06 absolutely crying at this woman putting on literal earmuffs to avoid the ice princess convo
@paulamccann9109
@paulamccann9109 8 ай бұрын
Please host the New Year’s Eve ball drop!!! OMG it would be the best!
@NickSmith09
@NickSmith09 8 ай бұрын
Could you imagine😂
@BritInvLvr
@BritInvLvr 8 ай бұрын
I’m living for Nick’s coat.
@chadjeffery2672
@chadjeffery2672 8 ай бұрын
You put KETCHUP on hotdogs and you're too good for Olive Garden? Oh honey. Nick has been redeemed, it's a Christmas miracle.
@morgansidwell3098
@morgansidwell3098 7 ай бұрын
That! Was my first thought… ketchup?!? And then like… ketchup only? Are we 2?
@entropy22
@entropy22 8 ай бұрын
I could watch 1 hour of this.
@MauiMauiMe
@MauiMauiMe 8 ай бұрын
Happy Festivus! Thanks for this wonderful, entertaining tour of NYC. 🎄
@canadianrobot
@canadianrobot 8 ай бұрын
Someone needs to say it. Nick is God's gift 🙏 Merry Christmas Gents ❤
@simplytina7392
@simplytina7392 8 ай бұрын
You two always bring a smile to my face.
@FoxPopuliMusic
@FoxPopuliMusic 8 ай бұрын
nick is radiating a vague disney villain energy
@TrainsFerriesFeet
@TrainsFerriesFeet 8 ай бұрын
You guys could make a FORTUNE doing comedy tours. I know my way around NYC, but I'd still buy a tour because you guys are such a hoot. (and so lovable)
@jademarianna
@jademarianna 7 ай бұрын
I could watch an hour of this.
@arinikole
@arinikole 7 ай бұрын
The display just rising to the heavens while they are talking killed me😂
@BeautyandtheBronx
@BeautyandtheBronx 8 ай бұрын
It’s Mateo in a North Face and what looks like an empty book bag for me 😅😅😅 According to Nick, Mateo did not get the memo! 😂😂😂
@teacarp
@teacarp 8 ай бұрын
The zoom in on the zamboni while talking about Michelle Trachtenberg sleeping with the zamboni driver… incredible
@charlievaluck
@charlievaluck 2 ай бұрын
“Ok good we’re done” I wish I could vacation with Matteo 😂😂😂 we would be IN AND OUT!!!
@user-zf3rs3tr9b
@user-zf3rs3tr9b 8 ай бұрын
I love watching both of you. I have never been to New York, thank you for the tour. I bet Christmas time is amazing there.
@whyilee
@whyilee 7 ай бұрын
Matteo not liking astrology is the most refreshing thing I heard in a while. Thank you
@sheilag9345
@sheilag9345 8 ай бұрын
Another fun video ! Mateo does not like astrology but nailed the correct sun sign for the Dec 25 th birthday !
@Miss_Camel
@Miss_Camel 8 ай бұрын
AND casually addressed the fact that Christians literally rescheduled the birth of Jesus just to keep pagans from celebrating the solstice…I literally love him!
@mistywebs
@mistywebs 8 ай бұрын
@@Miss_Camel 👏
@backtomonobacktomono3490
@backtomonobacktomono3490 6 ай бұрын
Nick looks amazing! The sunglasses, the bag, and that fantastic (real) fur coat. Nick, you wear it well.
@muscman6075
@muscman6075 8 ай бұрын
Matteo an Nick are incredible together. So funny
@TheMyoMimi
@TheMyoMimi 8 ай бұрын
I love that as Matteo puts on more layers his hotness diminishes, but Nick becomes hotter. Nick is wearing the hell out of that coat and sunglasses.
@jeanineross8457
@jeanineross8457 8 ай бұрын
Matteo Chicago Born and getting Ketchup on your hotdog. Hahha loved the video
@weird0.0
@weird0.0 8 ай бұрын
The way new yorkers order food is mesmerising to me
@manquo
@manquo 8 ай бұрын
I live that mateo is besties with irl squidward. It’s just makes sense for no reason ❤
@rogerfleming8675
@rogerfleming8675 8 ай бұрын
You and Nick seem so fun to be around it'd be awesome to meet you one day however I feel like Nick would make me cry 😂
@cuucnsbfl9913
@cuucnsbfl9913 8 ай бұрын
Joe Says: As an Astrologer AND an Artist 🎨 - I LOVE ❤️ What Christian Dior has DONE Here!!! And Matteo would at Least "get" Astrology (if not actually LIKE It) if I sat down with him to Analyze his StarChart! Also - watching Nick WALKING [AGAINST the flow of Traffic] is the perfect illustration of WHY Matteo describes the cab driver who left them in the dust for being "Too Gay" - I laugh at that joke every single time I hear it, and Nick's Walk may be the funniest thing in this Video, IMHO... THIS makes me want to watch "Breakfast At Tiffany's" again - or some other movie full of NYC's iconic sights... a HUGE THANK YOU AGAIN to Matteo for bringing us JOY! You ROCK, Man!
@terjemullerkarlsen3028
@terjemullerkarlsen3028 7 ай бұрын
I love these guys!! And the fact that suuuuuper hot Matteo so often wears these REALLY unflattering, unstylish jeans:))) Just love it!
@s4bombshell
@s4bombshell 8 ай бұрын
Nick’s ensemble is doing the most and I am here for it 👏🏼🫰🏼
@taylorh1020
@taylorh1020 7 ай бұрын
Oh my lord the conversation about the birthday of Jesus is literally me every year around this time. I am crying laughing so hard at this. "Sit UP!" dying hahahaha
@wvusciguy
@wvusciguy 8 ай бұрын
I want to watch Mateo and Nicks boyfriend have lunch.
@TimeSplitterChimp
@TimeSplitterChimp 6 ай бұрын
You guys make me smile and right now I find it really hard to find reasons to not end my life, thanks for being one of those reasons ❤
@GiselleKlara
@GiselleKlara 8 ай бұрын
I wanna see you guys explain NYC to Nick’s family. I just feel like that would be a funtiviity.
@cornflake233
@cornflake233 8 ай бұрын
I cannot believe it. The Christmas spirit has infested Nick. He seems almost happy. Well fa la la… love this video you two. Mary (sic) Christmas!
@Smoof29
@Smoof29 8 ай бұрын
Happy Christmas boys! Always love to see you together and I'm really enjoying the 15min pods
@Lucy_0neL0ve
@Lucy_0neL0ve 6 ай бұрын
Uncle Nicky and Uncle Matteo fighting over the Jesus’s birthday. Family trips❤😂
@Psergiorivera
@Psergiorivera 8 ай бұрын
You both make me laugh so much, my insides exploded from wetting myself
@AtelierWong
@AtelierWong 8 ай бұрын
You fellows banter and holiday window tour in Manhattan is funtastic. Thanks for spreading cheer.
@candylove1234
@candylove1234 8 ай бұрын
"About to take their last breath, but its CHRISTMAS!"
@cyoung55391
@cyoung55391 8 ай бұрын
Hahahahahaha, you two are like those two old muppets in the balcony. . . . . .just grouchy and sarcastic but like . . ..gayer!!😂😂😂
@tom-ss2mn
@tom-ss2mn 8 ай бұрын
I love it when you two team up
@lating911
@lating911 8 ай бұрын
Last Christmas my mom forgot to pick me up at JFK after flying in from Dublin.I had to take a taxi all the way to Central Jersey. So a few days later I was watching Home Alone 2 and talking to the tv, in front of my mom saying, "Don't worry Kevin my mom forgot me at the airport too, I know how you feel." Sidenote: As a kid growing up in NYC, my siblings and I would get so excited taking the subway from Jackson Heights into Manhattan. Our favourite part was seeing the Macy's windows. But as time went on it became so crowded and I started to loathe going into mahattan,just too crowded.
@karenward267
@karenward267 8 ай бұрын
As alway, you two had me in fits of laughter. I didn’t think the windows were very Christmassy. Merry Christmas to you both from San Francisco.
@taylorbennett2929
@taylorbennett2929 7 ай бұрын
I loooooove the aside to explain the winter solstice Pagan roots of Christmas to Nick 😂
@rosee8911
@rosee8911 8 ай бұрын
This was a fun video! TY for showing us NYC during Christmas season - everything was beautiful
@JKo96-nc
@JKo96-nc 8 ай бұрын
I love Nick’s bag.
@Motions_AP
@Motions_AP 8 ай бұрын
Matteo spitting facts on Christmas is everything
@naomimguzman9783
@naomimguzman9783 8 ай бұрын
Jesus was born in the summer he gives off big Leo energy to be honest hahaha 😂
@ElyseMulvaney
@ElyseMulvaney 6 ай бұрын
When Matteo made the cat sound near the tree my cat flinched 😂
@animaluvr8608
@animaluvr8608 8 ай бұрын
I wanted to see more windows, I have never been to NY so this was a treat! Thanks for showing us around. I do have a DVD of the Rockettes I watch every Christmas.. the costumes are fabulous!
@teresasavi8821
@teresasavi8821 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking us on your stroll. You’re 💯 on the Rolex window. Thanks for showing us the windows! So many comments/physical gestures that I had to replay 😂 Love Nick’s bag. TY for the beat from the Street ❤ Buon Natale!
@PersephoneRising333
@PersephoneRising333 8 ай бұрын
Not the Michael’s ad playing right after this video 😂 you are correct on the Rolex window vibes.. they need to get their act together... thanks for the wonderful 5th Ave Christmas tour and the sparkling commentary as always✨ Happy Holidays, you two!🎄 🕊🕊
@mspitstoptoyou
@mspitstoptoyou 8 ай бұрын
This is all I wanted from Santa for Christmas this year. And every year. 🎄🎁❤️😂 She could wear the bird ornament as an earring.
@ariadnaligorria4582
@ariadnaligorria4582 7 ай бұрын
Every minute of this, it's gold!
@lindaberisha5631
@lindaberisha5631 7 ай бұрын
Even as a child, I’ve ALWAYS thought Home Alone 1 and 2 are the same movie. It was so perplexing to me 😂
@zzizahacallar
@zzizahacallar 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for this. Merry Christmas 🎄 to you both. Much ❤love
@l9003
@l9003 7 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who watches Home Alone 1 every Christmas solely to appreciate the interior design of the McCallister house?
@valerieladeda
@valerieladeda 8 ай бұрын
Love Nick's look! ❤
@zetnnik
@zetnnik 8 ай бұрын
Hah! Now I hear Squidward! 😅 I’ve watched other vids with Nick, but could never hear Squidward before, but in this vid, I can hear it!!! 🤭
@Imbatmn57
@Imbatmn57 3 ай бұрын
Love that nick always looks like a widowed heiress.
@umbw
@umbw 8 ай бұрын
DYING at the girl at 10:05 who said... ABSOLUTELYY NOOOOOOOOT hahaha
@silkedavid8876
@silkedavid8876 8 ай бұрын
Such fun, interesting idea to look at the windows of the shops! As a person who lives in a small town it is interesting to see the shopping madness.
@colorado80401
@colorado80401 7 ай бұрын
😝I know, I was at Neiman's on Christmas Eve, the decorations were so blâsé. Gone are the days of roaming carolers, bell ringers and fragrance bottle engravers. Retail, in its high holy days just isn't the same anymore. Merry Christmas everyone.🎄
@illiwd
@illiwd 6 ай бұрын
10:05 The lady in her lil pink puff jacket giving Nick the up-down stare took me out
@saye3902
@saye3902 8 ай бұрын
This is by far, BY FARRR MY MOST FAVOURITE MATTEO NICK video EVER.
@jamesryan6008
@jamesryan6008 8 ай бұрын
Nick sounds like a combo Paul Lynde/Charles Nelson Reilly.
@travisroth
@travisroth 8 ай бұрын
What a lovely pre-christmas gift!
@alwaysamy4
@alwaysamy4 8 ай бұрын
Nick looks FABULOUS in that coat w/ the bag!! I’m speechless. I’ve only ever seen him in a blouse. 😉 LOVE MATTEO!! ❤
@MicaAnneArts
@MicaAnneArts 8 ай бұрын
Matteo made a joke about Nick sounding like Squidward and now I can’t unhear it xD
@sharontisherman7619
@sharontisherman7619 8 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas Matteo and Nick!❤
@haydensnethkamp1
@haydensnethkamp1 8 ай бұрын
Finally! Another episode of my favorite reality TV show 😂
@AndrewShott
@AndrewShott 8 ай бұрын
*Nick looks like Neo if he was in the Gay Matrix*
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