ha! got eemm

LMFAO

Lol

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

LOL. U FUCKING GENIUS

Okay ;)

And THAT is what you call destiny ;)

+Muddy Boy or luck

Oh God! You are so lucky!! I am so glad to actually hear that... You should thank your father's friend. Best wishes..

+Emma Martin Wow, that what i call luck? He must been glad.

My history teacher actually taught us this.

Yes, I just wish we could have a 1000% yes this is what happened to the lost Roanoke colony. It's been a mystery that has are me up inside since 3rd grade when I learned about it (and I graduated HS in 2005 so 3rd grade was NOT recent).

gangster penguin my Chapstick..

#14 my charger #15 my earbuds

#16- My pencils #17-My will to care

Sock gnomes Lighter elf's Sharpie monsters There all theves

the 8,10,13,15mm sockets

You deserve more likes

👏👏👏👏👏

#12 Car keys

#13 Ballpens

#14 cell phone

ily btw matt

same tbh

Lol he whitened them with some company my sister had her teeth whitened to

i like your videos hayden hahaha

Hey Josuke

Why would being alone in the universe be terrifying?

@@erichicks2978 its terrifying because we still dont know wether we alone or not.

genesis i saw your comment on a pvp video

agreed!

Genesis 911 Hell yea! :D

yes

Pls dont

Silent Hill 3 Soldiers Fog 6/6/6666

oh

lol

Yes

oh mah God -_- nah I'm goid

also croatoan lol

Same, lol

Caroline oh you southern like me and my papa.!

Caroline hahaa any American horror story fans? coz croatoan is prenounced differently too

im an Australian so we all prenounce stuff differently even spell diffrently

damn.

Stray Dog Woow. i feel sad now

Stray Dog When you know that feel.

(˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ) (˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ) (˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

Because you're not black

His teeth are brighter than my future

And brighter than my future

+Doodlebob and brighter than my future...

+Matthew Santoro lol

+Matthew Santoro o.o

Ok

That's so deep I found oil

hey do you watch +jacksfilms cuz I think you would like his channel

????

Bad day?

Evan Reburn That's some creepy shit!

O shit

Drăcușoru' Joacă What would be creepier if the clock displayed 13:00 or 25:00 Creepy shit

o shit elomanati confirmed 11!1!!!1!11

Spectrum16 There is 13:00 in non english countries It goes from 13:00 (1 pm) to 24:00 (12 pm)

pc sucks

+chester 13 lel it really doesn't

chester 13 doesnt suck :D I respect consoles so dont hate my gaming system

jase kite gg man gg...

Chester it's probably because your computer can't run games

no survivors....

Ella Collins call sam and dean

+Mamie Beck seconded. Where are they when we need them????

"Christo"

oh yeah the phantom traveller episode from season 1

I agree

What if Aliens were just humans that are highly evolved really REALLY far into the future and they discovered time travel and use these UFO's to discreetly observe the past. Like when you think about it the best way to observe history is to be there and they could use our smart phones and computers to spy on us and make sure that no one finds them out and.... wtf is that... oh shit there here......they see me, you have been warned!!!! Run.

Illuminati confirmed.

James you are really creative and smart u could actually be right

Zahir Palanpur Thanks, though I'm sure a lot of other people have thought of that.

Top comment

lmao

that's mean

+Herlizandra Castro he embraces it

Lol

Ulmo not when referring to a missing young woman and making jokes about her being dead and at the bottom of the ocean when it’s not that old of a case and her family is still all alive

BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*I'M DYING*

Cuz it's still there

so not haveing sex is bad? well sorry for some people that want to keep their virginity.

perfectdaysofplunder Okay that's way too savage dude

***** OMG why in the world do YOU have it??!?!?!? >

His teeth Or his head

Dustin9933 his teeth get me every time.....he has a big mouth with big teeth. then he turns on his crazy man look and his eyes get wide...... not really creepy as it is distracting.....esp when he knows bout it and uses it for his advantage.

What man?

Dustin9933 It's just because he smiles so much.

The guy with the moustache

Exactly what I was thinking, the demonic plague

MapleAndAnimeCrazy me

MapleAndAnimeCrazy Just a quick fan fiction, I looked up Croatoan and found out Croatan was a native American tribe mostly wiped out by disease in the 1500s. So according to Supernatural lore, it could be possible that they turned into demons due to their spite of the colonist.

MapleAndAnimeCrazy I thought of that the second he said Roanoke

MapleAndAnimeCrazy This is what came to mind for me too. :D

PawPawBear117 HORTON SPOTS A TH🅾T

PawPawBear117 dey took are jerbs

Exactly if the universe is infinite than there is a infinite chance of other forms of life

Of course I’m an alien

TX- Grizzz It's brighter than everyone's bro

Just Another KZfaq Trash do u feel better now that you pointed out their grammatical errors?

don't... just fucking dont

Everything is brighter than my future...

Stephen Hammer said: "Just Another KZfaq Trash do u feel better now that you pointed out their grammatical errors?" I don't know about anyone else, but *I* certainly feel better. That grammatical point is a simple one to NOT fuck up. And while we're on the subject: "teeth" is a plural noun, so the verb will be plural: "are", not "is", because "is" is the singular verb. This is literally taught in elementary, my dear Stephen.

the auto pilot prob broked and the pilots were drunk, so it crashed into a deep ocean where passengers drowned and the plane sank.

Daniel Coz i think you're joking? but not sure.

Tony X_x no many theorists agreed on that

The actually found it recently . The found the tail of the airplane on an island so all of the people are dead

They found a door from a plane and it was confirmed it was from that flight. And the other flight hit the Netherlands the hardest

where is my virginity on this list?

+Luke Aldridge 😬

+Luke Aldridge 😓

+Luke Aldridge 🙄

LMAO

right? didn't they do an episode on the croatoan virus?

Get all the salt !

They already battled that one.

ha good one.

Bruh nice one

***** How old are you?

***** What your favorite food?

Plot twist: You never made them

Plot twist: He wasn't the one all along, it was me

+skullmaster511 plot twist i hired you too

Abel Solano plot thickens: the next target is you

+Carmine Gaming plot twist: I was the one who made him the target

+Kazi Islam plot twist Abel solano is Matthew In a fake account and is going to kill you for hiring him kazi

Facts

Astro Ashley yeah

Ha

Ashley Rumor ?6

lol

Anyone*

Vania Belinda They do not disappear, they appear all over the boyfriends bedroom!

Standard I Hillsy I LOL

Vania Belinda I know right! You buy like a whole thing of hair ties and the next day they're all gone. Then you just have one left that you watch and protect like its your child.

Well he is from Canada so I wouldn't blame him.

Thank god someone said something about the way he pronounced Roanoke! I'm from North Carolina. The Lost Colony was suppose to be on the Outer Banks. Roanoke Island. It's Row-ah-nohk not Row-ah-noh-kee lol!

Just in time

Wow did you think of all this by yourself?

Yea totally original

Slow internet problems

Lol Arlo sorry about your life crisis

Iron Menace AGAINN?!

THANK U I AM ONLY LOOKING T COMMENTS JUST TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE FELT THE SAME 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Thank you, my thoughts EXACTLY.

+gingergamergirl98 I saw that one too and was thinking the same thing. Though they have found new evidence as to what really happened.

+gingergamergirl98 Oh hell yeah!!!

Mrs. Thomas Really? What?

***** it ok, I don't take things like that too seriously anyway.

***** i know

+Natascia Riccieri LOL

+The Darkness I love you 😍

+Brian Tavares you are so wrong bich the demo is after you 😈

His geek twin .. Yeah

What happened to him?

He had a name eugene and it wasnt his twin it was him in nerdy clothes

I'm sure he knew Peter........

He disappeared mysteriously.

Lmao hello m8

Lol so true

StewiebossFTW There a loads of ad blocking programs for free.

+Rob Lloyd you mean free viruses

MasterOfLaughtur -___- Search "Adblock Plus" ya dingus. I don't use it on KZfaq or Twitch, tho...

+SilverArrow Why can't you use it on youtube or twitch?

Same haha

lol me too :) SPNFamily FTW

!!!! hahahaaha

LOOOOOL

I'm sorry to point this out but that's not how you use literally.

True

I fell asleep last night watching matthew

it's 3am rn, so I can say the same

I do that too!

Stephen Filer ya

A mirror? No you couldn’t you’d be blinded by the light

Stephen Filer $$$$ keeps teeth as white as you want

@@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Girrrrrl, I love your username! even though you probably won't see this (.../jokes)

Too freaking true.

Ethan LaBorde, So true

Ethan LaBorde The 3rd installments of Valve games haven't come out or even been announced yet so they didn't disappear

Ethan LaBorde Left4dead 3 is coming out!

+Joshua Craddock I'm sure all the data for it will disappear soon ....

r1ggs_ mine too

#NoChill 😂

r1ggs_ :(.......

r1ggs_ :(

Mine too

Kathy Bates is pretty creepy too

thatdopegirl lol he looked like one of those jesters from the Middle Ages

Jacob Haft I'm from Iowa, but I cringed at that as well.

Jacob Haft Im not the only person who it bothered thank god.

Jacob Haft I'm from Washington State and I was like "AHAHAHA- oh that's rude. I shouldn't be laughing." (TBH I only know it's pronounced that way because I did a paper on it when I was in 5th grade lol)

Same

and crow-a-to-an not crow-a-tone

he is trying to be funny

"he is trying to be funny" Yeah no, he isn't. It's clearly just a person mispronouncing something. No need for you to white knight, here. It's not an insult; people are pointing it out to be helpful.

He's Canadian so he might say stuff difference, my dad is Canadian and instead of Tuesday my dad says chuesday

understood!

+Shannon Davis omg ikr and it's berenstain!

DigitalSquirrel omg XD

DigitalSquirrel Random lol

DigitalSquirrel nice channel

DigitalSquirrel Illuminati.

mad cuz bad

Probably too well known

+NatalieH MH370 was probably more known than both of these.

+LGaming I actually forgot about MH370 until near the end of his bit on it when I finally remembered that I had saw it on the news but the two you mentioned I do remember about and have remembered since I was a kid. I'm almost 30.

+LGaming well the mayan civilization was kinda reasonable I mean they did sacrifices over there drinking water today we know of the diseases that they could have gotten from doing that

***** there was no proof they didn't either

savage

sameee

she has a youtube channel. she's a pretty cool person, especially concerning her unfortunate claim to infamy, and has gotten considerably better singing-wise

's career

Savage

***** Actually they haven't found her plane. I know in 2014 that someone found a "fragment" of her plane, but it hasn't been proven yet.

+dodelijk dodelijk yeah she crashed diz dick

***** U act like you were there watching it....the fragment they found was probably from any ordinary plane that crashed. U also have to compare ocean currents, I wouldn't be suprised if herplaneis in the great Pacific garbage patch by now.

that's what I was thinking

that's what I was thinking

No, he probably just brushed them and flossed correctly

There's a thing called porcelain painted. It's a coat people put on their teeth to make them permanently white. Or like the gent above me, he could have just brushed and flossed correctly.

Warren Sinclair likely he brushed and flossed because from what I remember when you paint plaque still builds up.

+subversive775 Actually if you watch some of his vlog videos he talks about how he takes AMAZING care of this teeth, going as far as drinking coffee from a straw so not to stain his teeth. I think he probably cares so much because without any hair, everyone looks at his teeth!! (lol jk)

Wow. I should probably start drinking coffee from a straw as well. Although I VERY rarely drink it. Still....

Stfu u ain't funny

Xxeliteryan8xX​ didnt u see the jk at the end? Gosh, take a joke?

+Velvet Vixen I can its just that I had to call him out

😂😂

Xxeliteryan8xX i wasnt even trying to be funny, i was bored so i decided to comment that😒

***** A lot of people know about the malaysian flight too.

They just found a piece of her plane on a island

The pieces of her plane, a woman's compact, a woman's shoe, etc that were found on an island near Earhart Field (where she was supposed to land and refuel. It was specifically built for her circumnavigation trip.) are circumstantial at best. That said, the group that found them is (last I heard) saving up funds so that they can launch an expedition to possibly find Earhart's Electra plane in the waters around the island and search the island more comprehensively for evidence that Earhart and Noonan were there. If their evidence does end up fitting, then the story of what happened to Amelia and Frank Noonan is interesting, but terribly sad. According to this theory, there was some kind of mechanical failure and Earhart had to make a rough emergency landing along the beach of this island. Noonan hit his head hard enough to cause significant bleeding and altered his state of mind making him babble in coherently, try taking the radio from Amelia while she tried calling for help, screaming and yelling. Apparently Amelia had a hard time keeping him from hurting himself or Amelia. Anyway, they made a rough camp on the beach (the plane got too hot during the day to stay in it long. It was like an oven.) and came back to the plane as often as they could to try radioing for help. Eventually the tide got so high that it pulled the Electra out to sea where it sank. The island they were on was uninhabited, but did have a decent jungle on it's interior and a shallow lagoon. If this theory is true, Earhart and Noonan survived as best they could on the island, hoping for rescue and likely died of starvation, dehydration or exposure. Like I said, interesting, but sad. I hate to think that that was the fate of the amazing Amelia Earhart.

Just a couple months ago

Ikr his teeth are so white!!

Bleach toothpaste

Laughed so much

His teeth are brighter than my future 😂😂😂😂

Then his teeth are not too bright. 😂😂

same bro

i see a pattern here...

#12 my social life was lost... And was not found EVER

I know right

***** Still pretty mysterious

***** famine most likely - pretty sure they were in decline before the europeans got there

Aliens

They died because of poor agricultural choices. Not having enough food, water etc.

edgy

+Coco Adel thank you!

+Coco Adel omg it's coco! how's velvet doing?

doomgirl90 xox Mine isn't on here either so this list is inaccurate

doomgirl90 xox i see no coco adel

Glenn Miller?

Meghan Thompson Actually, Matt's the one mispronouncing things here. The e in Roanoke is silent, and Croatoan is pronounced crow-ah-toe-an, not crow-ah-tone.

Meghan Thompson no, Matthew did. Row-an-oak.

XD I CANT!!

Lmaooo

-_-stfu

Savage

Bear Plays I choked on this comment.

Lol

Eeyyy true mate

Like your accent bro

There's no mystery. They set up a colony, realised that it wasn't going to work in that area, then packed their bags and went somewhere else.

any facts supporting this?

They ain't found shit

You can't update it 😂

dgrcgrl No, it was a part of a ladder. The mystery still goes on.

dgrcgrl As far as i'm aware they don't know if it actually belonged to the plane and are still identifying it.

The part was a flaperon, confirmed to be from a 777. The only currently unaccounted for 777 is MH370. Other parts have been found as well, like part of a window frame, however people are claiming it's a sewing machine. Dun look like no sewing machine to me, but whatever.

Soon you are not subscribed to Matthew Santoro anymore, but you are subscribed to princess banana hammock

I subbed after he got to 1 million

I was with him from 40 k its amazing from the amount he has went up good job matt :)

+master i was here at 10k it is amazing

Idk Matt's ego grew along with his subs tho and Along with his girlfriend he now seems like a douche to me. And if I don't respond to future comments, I was most likely blocked by him due to this post but I'm just saying tho.